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I'm here, day after day, in my solitude.

And I'm trying to formulate memories.

My brain is being pumped.

My brain is being pumped. He's coming back.

There are no more images.

Not for long.

He's going to leave soon.

You will find yourself exactly a year from here, in your past.

You will only stay a few minutes, no more.

And if I die, how will it happen?

You won't die.

Memories help to live.

It's well known.

Where were you last year at this time?

I was preparing for an exam.

I had rented a room in the countryside.

It was sunny.

Are you sure?

Ah, yes.

The sun is a good landmark.

That's it, professor.

The images come back.

Look at him. Tell me if he's not an alien.

Ah, he's catchy.

I think he looks like Robert Elphand.

And the mouth of an indolent.

And also a little pair of knees.

There is only you to unseal such a thing in this world.

In a certain sense, it has never been quite real.

I don't know how to explain it.

In any case, I have never been a reality for him.

My suffering was real.

Yes, it was.

Does it hurt you?

Well, Charlotte, what do you think?

Well, since you brought up the subject, miss...

I think Mr. Mario is a Sagittarius. And you, Balance, your astrological signs

don't match at all.

Of course.

And I suppose yours, of course, matches perfectly with his.

Oof! Because I'm a Gemu, me!

Ah, but here's the little Charlotte!

Ah, that's the job, huh?

Well, tell me, but what does he make with the pellets, and not so much, and

pays? He's fishing for anchovies, apparently?

So, tell me, when are you both going out?

I don't know, Mr. Milou, I already told you. We stay good friends, final point.

Ah, for you, I'm already a relic of the Third Age.

It's not you, but I'm in love.

Ah, you're in love?

That's good.

How are you in love?

As always.

Yes, well, you know, beware, because very often in love, eternity lasts only

few days.

Well, here, in the meantime, you see, these are samples of algae. It's for

tenant, Mario, Mario Machin. I'll be right there.

Hey!

Hey, hey!

You scared me. What do you want?

Delivery at home, Captain.

Milou sent you some algae.

OK, put it here and thank you.

Hey, shut your mouth.

You can sleep a little.

Oh, no, especially not. I can't find anything at all.

But how can you go to sleep?

I'm very well like that. And if you let me do it, I'll be even more beautiful

than you.

You just want to do me a favor?

Claudia, don't make so much of a fuss.

You know what you think?

If I don't pass this exam and I don't get this job, I'll never be able to talk

to her parents.

So you've decided to get married?

Of course.

It's not fair to love like that.

It's not fair.

Mmm.

Mmm!

Look, I have a good news to tell you. I found a job.

Really? Where?

At the village post office.

I'm going to be the factor.

Now, old lady, if you want to have a conversation, you'll have to go on tour

with your girlfriend.

Congratulations. It's going to be great.

So, you don't care about Mario anymore? The love of your life?

You're talking. You care as much about me as you care about the price of a

backpack. He's crazy about Claudia, isn't he?

More than ever.

And her. Do you think she's a bad horse to ride elsewhere?

What's your...

If I were you, I wouldn't have any scruples. I would try to make Marion

But how?

With this kind of guy, it's not easy.

You have to make yourself vulnerable, you see?

In the end, he has to understand that nothing can happen to you anymore.

Stop talking nonsense!

I'm not going to make a big deal out of this!

I'm so full.

It

was

a nice

trip, wasn't it?

Yes.

Where are we going now?

All I want is to stay with you.

Are you coming?

Are we going home?

Oh no, you're reasonable.

Listen, being reasonable in love is a mortal sin.

Thank you.

You're not waiting for the hours, are you? Never.

Well, what does it have to be when you do the cleaning?

Look at me.

What's wrong? You look upset.

I'm a little moved.

I'm alone, both of us.

What are you waiting for to scratch me?

My mouth is right in front of yours.

Hmm. Hmm.

What's wrong with the door?

Nothing serious. The lock is stuck.

It happens sometimes.

Well, never mind. I'm going home.

Come on, get out of there.

Who told you to hide in there?

No one. I came out.

Who allowed you to mess with my house? I think you're the one who's making a

mess, aren't you? You're not even able to put your socks on.

Get some work done.

Exactly. I don't want you to get me any work done. I just want you to piss me

off. Got it?

Got it, you poor thing.

And in the future, tell Milou that I'll do my commissions myself.

Got it?

I know that Jean -Marie hates me.

He hates me so much that I couldn't imagine how it would happen.

If we don't stop him by letting him go through the door, who could find him?

I arranged everything at his place, I picked up the passports.

You're talking, the passports are in your bag.

You can criticize her.

I love you, I love you more.

I would like a kiss right now. You are the most beautiful factor in the

department.

And then I will not put it back.

You want a memory of me? Oh yes.

Think about it.

You will never have me again.

Now, the surprise.

A recommended one. And guess who it is? Give it to me. I'm sure it's the answer

we're working on tomorrow. No, Charlotte, I can't. It's strictly

I'm insulting you.

I'm doing this for myself. I'm sure no one is interested.

You're nice, you keep my stamp.

Where does it come from?

From Zahir.

That's it, Mario receives his contest.

But then, does that mean he's going to leave?

What do you want, my little girl?

You should have let him pay one day, your Mario.

He's not the kind of guy to stay in this kind of crap.

And you, then, do you stay in this crap?

Yes, but I'm just a thread commander.

What do you want me to make for Zahir? Besides, I don't even know where he is.

Hey, give me my stamp.

Wednesday, May 12th.

Are there places like this in Africa?

With bathhouses and deserted villas?

Lovers on bicycles and retirees in goguets?

All the retirees are in love with the whores who live and die in their low

cabins, right next to the sea.

In the end, they vomit the beach, the sand and the sunsets.

They're fed up, I think.

Elle m 'imagine déjà partie pour une Afrique, une Afrique de romans photos

des infirmières pin -up et des savanes aux allures de prairies normandes.

En cachette, elle m 'écrit des lettres qu 'elle n 'en verra jamais et m 'avoue

des désirs que jamais je ne glosserai.

Ah, rien n 'est plus doux que la jouissance de se sentir aimé.

Yeah.

Thank you.

I don't smoke.

You seem to have a very important contract, Ozair.

Yes, that's right.

And we're thinking of going there together.

Once I get married, of course.

Exactly, since you're talking about it, Mario.

I'd rather tell you right now that I'm not that good.

I'm going to be honest with you, Mario.

I don't have the intention at all to have my only daughter go to a lost

of La Brousse.

But we... We've already discussed it with Claudia.

She agrees.

But she won't go with you, Ozair.

But Claudia, say something.

And I'm going to leave you at least for a year. Forgive me, my dear, but I

prefer to wait for your return to marry you.

But what is a year when we really love each other?

Mama is right, it will not change anything between us.

I will wait for you. When you will return, no one will be able to separate

anymore.

And that's it.

Another client of mine. He's going to come get his nails?

Yes, later.

You know, we'd better not let you be here.

Stop reacting like that, shit.

Today it's Mario, tomorrow it'll be, I don't know, Tartampion. You have your

whole life to love.

It's not my life I love, it's Mario.

Are you crazy?

No, I'm just a little crazy.

Well, tomorrow morning he leaves at 7 a .m.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, my God.

Thank you.

You're 26.

You're leaving.

You're leaving all alone, as if we were deserting a crumbling castle, with a big

bag of despair as your only luggage.

But if you're leaving, I'm leaving too, Mario.

It's decided.

I'll have more courage and love than all the Claudias on Earth.

Well, you could say that you pissed me off to the end.

I love you, Mario. You can't know how much I love you.

Since the first day I saw you.

I would die for you if you asked me.

If you continue like this, it won't take long.

You too, you would have loved me.

If Claudia hadn't been between us.

Oh, stop your cinema, please.

It's not cinema.

It's written in the arts that we are made for each other.

Oh, really, you're heavy.

It's bullshit, all that.

No, no, no!

No, no, no!

Hey, where are you going?

I love you and I'll tell you in the whole village that you're disgusting.

You're a girl, huh? It makes me want to watch you kiss the others.

Well, believe me, you're going to be fine.

Come on, take care of her.

It's been a long time since I last saw you.

Oh, yeah.

Ow!

Ow!

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

I'm sorry.

Oh.

Hi. Hi.

It's disgusting,

I think.

You're going to make him suffer like a dog. Have you thought about that?

From today on, I don't think anymore, I count.

I want you to do me a big favor.

Which one?

Give me the letters that Mario wrote to Claudia.

Impossible, it's too risky.

And first of all, what are you going to do? I'm going to answer Mario by making

myself pass for Claudia.

Listen, Charlotte, the simplest thing is to use everything on Mario. He has to

stop thinking about her. He has to resign, Marielle. You don't know him?

You're going to kill yourself, you idiot.

No, no, you love Claudia too much.

I don't want him to suffer, that's all.

If you're my friend, you have to help me.

Je suis folle de joie d 'avoir lu ta dernière lettre. Mon tourment, c 'est de

savoir dans un endroit pareil.

Pardonne -moi de t 'avoir laissé partir.

Mon cœur est avec toi jour et nuit.

Je t 'embrasse passionnément.

A toi pour toujours, Claudia.

Voilà encore une lettre que j 'écris et que tu ne recevras pas.

C 'est une lettre pour moi, une vraie.

C 'est moi qui signe, et pas Claudia.

Mon chéri, ta Claudia va se marier.

Ta Claudia sera à tout jamais dans les bras d 'un autre.

Ta Claudia t 'oublie.

Elle s 'est transformée en mode blanche, elle aussi.

Elle ne te parlera plus.

Tu m 'écouteras donc comme tu sais le faire.

Like the other time when I told you that love started in me.

I'm going to tell you now how he's going to die.

So that I can live.

You've been at the center of my life.

And now, I feel like I have to lose you.

If you love someone, you love him as he is. You don't want to influence him

because if you succeed, you won't be him anymore.

Thanks to you, I've known love, Mario.

Les baisers que tu ne m 'as jamais donné et tes bras qui ne m 'ont jamais serré

m 'ont fait chavirer.

Je peux vivre à présent sans toi comme on peut vivre sans Dieu et sans Jean.

Je ne crains plus la vie sans toi.

Voilà, je déchire cette lettre pour mieux t 'écrire le contraire.

Et si tout cela n 'était qu 'un mensonge, une ignominie absurde.

Claudia, my tender mother.

You can imagine the fact that she loves me.

Well, listen to you.

My work is interesting, but only your parents make me free and make me more

more in love with you every day.

I beg you to forgive me.

I love you.

Marie.

Don't even talk about me. What do I do with you?

If you want to doubt that you are the one who answers him, he would give you

colonial helmet.

Stop with your nonsense.

How long will it last, Mika?

I don't know.

In any case, I'm going to start by slowly announcing Claudia's wedding to

You'd better revise your road code slowly.

That's really useful, my old lady.

Very well.

Are you sure you won't forget anything?

No, I don't think so, sir.

And this lever there, you have to take care of it, miss.

No, but it's not going to work, is it?

You're crazy!

No, it's not going to work, is it?

But you're crazy!

Do you have another permit or what?

We're going to do a parkour without fault.

Amen.

Ooh. Ooh.

Oh.

J 'attends ton retour et il me semble que tu es parti depuis un siècle.

Yasmine, Mario is coming back earlier than planned. Look.

He says he will be on the boat on the 22nd.

Today we are on the 20th.

And he asks you to come and get him.

What are you going to do? I'm going to tell him the whole truth.

So you're going to tell him the whole truth. That for a year, you told him

love by making him go to Claudia.

That Claudia is expecting a child and that Claudia is married.

There, my old woman, you play with your life.

No, so I'm going to tell Claudia and Jean -Paul.

I don't know what we can do for you, but I don't know if you agree that it is

impossible to hide my time and money.

I just need to move out when... I think it's splendid that a vulgar woman has

just given us a moral lesson. Anyway, you're the one who set up this

comedy. If you didn't have to turn in our affairs, you wouldn't be here.

But if you don't help me, you'll never understand that I did that to help him.

Well, listen, Charlotte, that's enough.

Leave us alone with your stupid stories.

I don't know.

Hey, what are you doing?

Well, you see, tomorrow, we're going to set up.

You have to make her listen to me.

You can't expect that before.

I'm not used to driving with her, you know. I'm not used to it yet. Please,

please.

Are you going to take me to the toilet?

Yes, yes, I'm coming.

I'm coming, ma femme.

We got married after you left.

By my silence, I would have made you understand that between us, it was over.

But Charlotte wrote about it, making it pass for me.

Everything is the fault of this little idiot. Do you understand?

Well, instead of hiding, you'd better go and kick Mario's ass.

He's the one who's going to kick my ass. He's going to strangle me.

So here's an idea.

You don't realize it.

It's very serious what I did.

Listen, my pussy.

Being in love, what's serious, it's not being cheated on by a woman.

It's being cheated on by a woman.

So your Mario, I think he should rather thank you for opening his eyes in time.

Don't you think? You think?

Ah, well, how?

I know, personally, that if I had done that before my wedding, I wouldn't have

married this...

Charlotte!

Wait a minute!

You can't leave!

What did you do? You did it for yourself.

You won't see him again.

You're a bad man.

Now, Charlotte, you didn't understand anything.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, my

God.

I'm sorry.

Oh, boy.

Right here.