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- All right,
you got three options here.
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You could play the green card,
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you could play the five,
or draw.
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Oh-ho-ho, Wild Draw Four!
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Somebody is in trouble.
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- It can be kind of scary
in the ER when you're a kid,
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but we have some games on hand
to keep things light.
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- Draw four.
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- I won't, and here's why.
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See, you weren't allowed
to put that down, Madison,
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because you have another
green card you can play.
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- OK, I'll play this one.
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- Oh, I wish,
but no, you misplayed.
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So technically, you draw four
and lose a turn, so...
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- We don't have
to play that way.
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- Yeah, well,
Mattel says we do.
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- You know what?
Madison needs to rest.
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So why don't we just say
that she won this one,
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and we'll just wrap it up, OK?
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- Wait, I have Uno.
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- You are the adult, Bruce.
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- I can't believe it.
- I know.
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- Well, you did it.
Congratulations, Madison.
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- Oh!
- Yeah.
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- Yes. Nice job.
- Nice job.
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[applause]
- No, well done.
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[upbeat music]
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{\an8}? ?
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{\an8}- Hey, Joyce,
are we ever gonna hire
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{\an8}a new pharmacy tech
to replace Jared?
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{\an8}- Yeah, I don't think
he's coming back.
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{\an8}Apparently,
the indictment is rock solid.
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{\an8}- New pharmacy tech.
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{\an8}One, two, three-
post a listing.
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{\an8}- Joyce, where do you wanna
source the new antigen test?
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{\an8}Because I've got, like,
13 that are waiting-
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{\an8}- One, two, three-
Dunhill Labs, baby.
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{\an8}Anyone else, huh?
Bring it.
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{\an8}After the birthing center
failed inspection,
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{\an8}I was questioning everything.
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{\an8}I couldn't make decisions.
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{\an8}I wasn't listening
to my Joyce voice.
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{\an8}And then I had
one of those mornings
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{\an8}where I was just like,
I can't do it.
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{\an8}I can't face any of it.
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{\an8}Well,
sometimes doomscrolling works,
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{\an8}because I found this.
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{\an8}It's about making decisions
in three seconds.
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{\an8}In the back of your mind,
you already know
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{\an8}what you're gonna do,
so why agonize over it?
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{\an8}- Hey, Joyce,
are you feeling OK?
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{\an8}- Oh, I'm better than OK.
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{\an8}I am cruising.
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{\an8}This book I just read? Oh!
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{\an8}So much
of our hemming and hawing
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{\an8}is just delaying
what we want to do anyway.
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{\an8}So I said naw to the haw,
and I'm just doing it.
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{\an8}- Wow, kind of like
that new Alaris pump
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{\an8}that you've been
dragging your heels on?
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{\an8}Wanna pull the trigger on that?
- Hmm.
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{\an8}One, two, three-yes.
[elevator dings]
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{\an8}- Wait, seriously?
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{\an8}Um, OK.
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{\an8}Uh, hey, um, how about
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{\an8}a reserved parking spot
for your favorite charge nurse?
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{\an8}- One, two, three-you got it.
[laughs]
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{\an8}- Oh, my-really?
- Yeah!
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{\an8}- That's amazing.
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{\an8}Ha!
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{\an8}OK.
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Oh, I should have asked
for a raise.
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{\an8}- So this lady paints
the bricks white.
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{\an8}I'm not kidding.
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{\an8}Ruins the entire character
of the fireplace.
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{\an8}Needless to say, we all start
flaming her in the comments.
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{\an8}- And how are you involved
in all of this?
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{\an8}- It just hit my feed.
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{\an8}God, I was so pissed.
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{\an8}- 115-swallowed a marble from
the Hungry Hungry Hippos game.
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{\an8}- Oh, is it still
in the stomach?
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{\an8}- Still waiting on imaging,
but he seems agitated.
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{\an8}- OK.
- Poor kid.
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{\an8}He's probably
totally freaked out.
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{\an8}- Yeah.
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{\an8}- Knock, knock.
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{\an8}Doctor's coming in.
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{\an8}- Oh, hello, old friends.
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{\an8}- What is this?
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{\an8}- Not a social visit,
I'm afraid.
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{\an8}Today I come to you
as one of the infirm.
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{\an8}- I'm sorry.
Am I supposed to know you?
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{\an8}- Sanderson.
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{\an8}Joyce's boyfriend?
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{\an8}- Huh.
It's not clicking for me.
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{\an8}Look, we're, uh, trying to find
a kid who swallowed a marble.
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{\an8}- And you've found him.
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{\an8}The marble eater is me.
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{\an8}You'll wanna reach out
to my emergency contact...
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{\an8}- Wow.
- Dr. Joyce Henderson.
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{\an8}I believe you know her.
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{\an8}- Why don't you call her?
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{\an8}- I refuse to answer
any more questions
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{\an8}until my emergency contact
is present!
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{\an8}[coughing]
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{\an8}- OK.
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{\an8}- Yeah.
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{\an8}- Ooh, reserved parking spot.
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{\an8}OK, diva!
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{\an8}- Right? Look at it.
[both laugh]
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{\an8}- Wow.
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{\an8}I guess management
has its privileges.
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{\an8}- Must be nice.
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{\an8}- Oh, it's no big deal.
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{\an8}I mean, if anything, you know,
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{\an8}my car is more exposed
out here.
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{\an8}Like, in this neighborhood,
goodbye, hubcaps.
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- I live in this neighborhood.
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- And it is a charming
and vibrant community.
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[clears throat]
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- Whoa, you get
to park up here now?
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- It's not-
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- I thought this was just
for, like, administrators
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and whoever Compact is.
- Matt.
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- No, no, no,
I'm happy for his success,
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but the guy's got,
like, six spots.
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- It's not a big deal, Matt.
- Well, we're gonna head in.
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[chuckles]
Congrats on the spot
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and that new wig.
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- As a charge nurse,
I want good relationships
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with all of my nurses.
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Rene is my biggest challenge.
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Our pattern has always been
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one step forward,
two steps back,
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and then another step back,
and maybe a tiny step forward,
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but it turns out he was joking,
and a few more steps back.
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Uh, yeah.
[laughs]
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It's exciting.
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- I just can't get
my mind around this.
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You were playing
a kids' board game alone?
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- My only regret is that
you're gonna have to spend
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the afternoon by my side.
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But such is the bargain
the emergency contact strikes.
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- Oh, no, I-I can't stay.
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- What? Jojo.
- No, no.
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I have so much to do.
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I'm leaving you
in very capable hands.
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- What? Whose hands?
Not my hands.
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- You'll be fine, OK?
- No.
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- Yeah. You will.
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- It's like I don't exist.
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All her attention
goes to this hospital,
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and there's none left
for me at all.
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This whole thing has been
a waste of time and marble.
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- Are you saying you swallowed
that marble on purpose
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just to get Joyce's attention?
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- Does it even matter?
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- I think it does.
- Yeah, it matters.
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- She says she's busy,
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but I can feel her
pulling away.
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[tearfully]
And I'm gonna lose her.
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- OK, this is hard to watch
for a few reasons.
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Look, when a man wants a woman,
needs a woman,
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it's incumbent on the other men
in his life to support him.
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So what we need to do
is help this hungry hippo
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gobble up the only marble
that matters to him.
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- Yes, the Joyce marble.
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- That's right.
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- I'm gonna go get
those X-rays now.
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- Sure.
- [sighs]
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[speaking Tagalog]
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- [speaking Tagalog]
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- Uh-oh.
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Who's in trouble, huh?
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I would not want
to be them right now.
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[laughs]
- It's nothing.
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It's just nurse stuff.
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- Oh, well, you know,
nurse present, so...
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- [speaking Tagalog]
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[laughter]
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- [laughs]
Rene, you are bad.
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- I'm sorry, Matt, do you
actually understand Tagalog?
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- His brain's like a sponge,
just not for work stuff.
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- So seriously, though,
what's going on?
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- We're trying to get more
money for continuing education,
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but Joyce keeps blowing us off.
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But seriously,
it doesn't concern you.
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- Joyce problem, huh?
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Well, you know, I just might
have a solution for you,
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but it's OK
if you don't wanna hear it.
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No?
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All right, well, let's just say
if you and I go and see Joyce
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right now
and we talk to her together,
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I think you have
a pretty good chance
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of getting what you want.
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- Why would you do that for us?
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- Oh, because I'm one of you-
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one of us, you know?
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We're the same.
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- [chuckling]
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- Listen, the cool thing
about me is that I am a nurse,
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but I also have
the ear of management.
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So, you know, what do you say?
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Should we go and get that yes?
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- Sure.
- Great.
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Hey, Joyce,
do you have a second?
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- Yeah, I'm just trying
to figure out
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how to delete
an accidental "haha"
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off a LinkedIn obituary post,
so...
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- Yeah, that sounds fun.
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So Rene and I were talking,
and he reminded me
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that the hospital still isn't
reimbursing nurses
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for their
continuing ed courses.
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We think that it's really time
for an answer on this.
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- Right, right.
Well, you know what?
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I'm just a little underwater
right now,
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so if we could put a pin
in this,
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that'd be great.
- Oh, are you sure?
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You sure you don't wanna
just, uh, trust your gut,
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make a decision now?
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- Of course.
Of course.
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You are absolutely right.
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So one, two, three-
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no, I can't do that.
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If I do it for one department,
I've got to do it
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for all of them,
and that's not gonna happen.
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[sighs]
Wow.
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That felt amazing, right?
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It's off our plates.
[laughs]
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So salamat for that.
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[sighs]
That's nice.
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- They say we're valuable,
but they don't act like it.
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When it's time to put their
money where their mouth is,
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they refuse to pay up.
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- OK, I'm so sorry, but I'm-
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I'm not they.
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You know, I'm you.
Or I'm-I'm us.
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We're a we.
- You OK?
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You sound like my dad trying to
get my cousin's pronouns right.
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- I'm fine, I just-I hate
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how they don't recognize
how valuable we all are.
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I mean, can you imagine
St. Denis without Sharice?
242
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- I've only worked here
a year and a half.
243
00:08:00,939 --> 00:08:02,356
- And we are not going back.
244
00:08:02,357 --> 00:08:06,819
- Kay, my point is,
we have the power here.
245
00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:09,030
Maybe it's time
we remind everyone of that.
246
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Maybe it's time for a walkout.
247
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- OK.
- Yes.
248
00:08:13,035 --> 00:08:14,118
- Sorry, what do you mean
by walkout?
249
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Like, we just leave work?
250
00:08:16,330 --> 00:08:17,663
- Yeah, it's our right
as union members.
251
00:08:17,664 --> 00:08:18,956
- That's true. Yeah.
252
00:08:18,957 --> 00:08:20,625
It's more of a sacred right,
though, you know?
253
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Behind glass, locked away.
254
00:08:21,919 --> 00:08:23,502
- Yeah, but if we leave,
there won't be anybody
255
00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:24,462
to work at the hospital.
256
00:08:24,463 --> 00:08:25,838
They'll be so mad.
257
00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:27,506
- [sighs] Yes, Matt,
that's the whole point.
258
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It's how we show our power.
259
00:08:29,134 --> 00:08:31,928
- I mean, is that something
people would be interested in?
260
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Just raise your hand
if you'd be into a walkout.
261
00:08:34,473 --> 00:08:36,098
- Oh, wow.
Wow.
262
00:08:36,099 --> 00:08:37,850
Wow, look at that,
all that nurse unity.
263
00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:39,518
I love it.
264
00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:42,271
Probably, you know, a little
bit of peer pressure involved.
265
00:08:42,272 --> 00:08:43,648
You know, no one wants
to be the odd man out,
266
00:08:43,649 --> 00:08:44,899
but that's-that's fine.
267
00:08:44,900 --> 00:08:46,192
Uh, whoo!
268
00:08:46,193 --> 00:08:48,110
- I have your image-
269
00:08:48,111 --> 00:08:50,404
oh, you're already
showing him his X-rays?
270
00:08:50,405 --> 00:08:51,489
- No, Ron.
271
00:08:51,490 --> 00:08:53,282
I'm showing him his future.
272
00:08:53,283 --> 00:08:55,201
- What in the fresh hell
is that?
273
00:08:55,202 --> 00:08:57,411
- That is Sanderson 2.0.
274
00:08:57,412 --> 00:08:59,205
If he wants to grab
Joyce's attention,
275
00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:00,873
then the guy needs
to become undeniable-
276
00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:03,084
a Gosling, a Hemsworth,
a Schweitz.
277
00:09:03,085 --> 00:09:04,418
- Is that a little skateboard?
278
00:09:04,419 --> 00:09:06,212
- It's a fingerboard, boomer.
279
00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:08,714
You ride them with your hands,
and you learn dope-ass tricks.
280
00:09:08,715 --> 00:09:10,424
- [chuckles] Cool.
- It's very cool.
281
00:09:10,425 --> 00:09:12,093
He needs a hobby.
282
00:09:12,094 --> 00:09:13,552
Women see them as a competition
for your time.
283
00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:14,762
It drives them nuts.
284
00:09:14,763 --> 00:09:16,681
- So your plan is
to have Sanderson here
285
00:09:16,682 --> 00:09:18,891
put on 200 pounds of muscle
and then push around
286
00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:20,268
a teeny tiny skateboard?
287
00:09:20,269 --> 00:09:21,852
- Fingerboard, Ron!
- Damn it.
288
00:09:21,853 --> 00:09:23,938
No, what I'm proposing is
a complete transformation.
289
00:09:23,939 --> 00:09:25,856
So step one, we shave him down.
290
00:09:25,857 --> 00:09:27,108
Need to work
with a clean slate.
291
00:09:27,109 --> 00:09:28,734
Don't you think, Ron?
- I think this is insane.
292
00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:30,152
- OK, Ron wants
to keep the hair.
293
00:09:30,153 --> 00:09:32,446
Interesting.
But methinks it must go.
294
00:09:32,447 --> 00:09:34,824
- Look, if you wanna get
back on track with Joyce,
295
00:09:34,825 --> 00:09:36,534
quit focusing on yourself.
296
00:09:36,535 --> 00:09:38,160
It's not all about you!
297
00:09:38,161 --> 00:09:39,704
- So you're saying
I don't need to change,
298
00:09:39,705 --> 00:09:41,414
and I'm perfect the way I am?
299
00:09:41,415 --> 00:09:43,249
- Nope, didn't say that.
I'd never say that.
300
00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:44,917
If Joyce is stressed,
301
00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:46,669
instead of demanding
her attention,
302
00:09:46,670 --> 00:09:48,004
take her out on a date.
303
00:09:48,005 --> 00:09:49,672
Show her a good time.
304
00:09:49,673 --> 00:09:51,632
And take this laxative.
305
00:09:51,633 --> 00:09:53,342
- On the date?
- No, man!
306
00:09:53,343 --> 00:09:55,261
Take it now!
307
00:09:55,262 --> 00:09:56,804
- [exhales]
308
00:09:56,805 --> 00:09:58,556
- Joyce, what the hell
was that about?
309
00:09:58,557 --> 00:10:00,433
- Oh, I slap Miguel
on the butt all the time.
310
00:10:00,434 --> 00:10:02,143
We have
that kind of relationship.
311
00:10:02,144 --> 00:10:03,769
- No, I'm talking about Rene.
312
00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:05,313
You kind of blew him off.
313
00:10:05,314 --> 00:10:06,731
I thought you were
saying yes to everything.
314
00:10:06,732 --> 00:10:08,190
- Uh, that would be insane.
315
00:10:08,191 --> 00:10:09,817
I am not just saying yes.
316
00:10:09,818 --> 00:10:11,319
I am being decisive.
317
00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:12,903
- All right, well,
in this case,
318
00:10:12,904 --> 00:10:15,614
I think you should consider
a yes, because Rene is upset,
319
00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,116
and he has the ear
of all the nurses.
320
00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:18,701
They're talking
about a walkout.
321
00:10:18,702 --> 00:10:20,202
- What? No!
322
00:10:20,203 --> 00:10:21,829
A walkout would be a disaster.
323
00:10:21,830 --> 00:10:23,956
I'm meeting with the board
next week.
324
00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:25,958
OK, we have to figure this out.
325
00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:27,501
- How about a compromise,
you know?
326
00:10:27,502 --> 00:10:31,172
Like, maybe we, um-we cover
nurses based on seniority.
327
00:10:31,173 --> 00:10:34,717
- Alex, respectfully, you sound
like a dumbass right now, OK?
328
00:10:34,718 --> 00:10:36,218
No compromise.
329
00:10:36,219 --> 00:10:37,636
Compromise is for the weak.
330
00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:38,846
OK, here's the plan.
331
00:10:38,847 --> 00:10:40,306
I'm gonna hit them
with some charm,
332
00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:42,266
and you are gonna
gather intel, OK?
333
00:10:42,267 --> 00:10:43,309
You're my mole.
334
00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:46,395
- I am not your mole, OK?
335
00:10:46,396 --> 00:10:48,064
If anything,
I'm like a facilitator.
336
00:10:48,065 --> 00:10:49,815
I'm a bridge.
- OK.
337
00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:51,567
That's the right thing
to say, mole.
338
00:10:51,568 --> 00:10:53,277
- I'm not a mole.
339
00:10:53,278 --> 00:10:55,946
- OK, you are selling this
so well, it's scaring me.
340
00:10:55,947 --> 00:10:58,366
- Joyce, I'm not a mole.
341
00:10:58,367 --> 00:10:59,784
- You're freaking me out.
342
00:10:59,785 --> 00:11:01,827
- Hey, Ron, we've been jamming
on your date idea,
343
00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:03,162
and I think
we've got something.
344
00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:05,081
- We're thinking dinner.
345
00:11:05,082 --> 00:11:06,999
- At a restaurant.
346
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,667
- Did you two guys
just think of that?
347
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:09,835
- Yeah.
- I'm leaning towards
348
00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:12,004
Brazilian barbecue
because it's fun,
349
00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,255
and you hold up those signs.
350
00:11:13,256 --> 00:11:14,632
"Yes meat."
351
00:11:14,633 --> 00:11:16,967
"No meat."
[laughs]
352
00:11:16,968 --> 00:11:18,886
- You could take those signs
home, if you know what I mean.
353
00:11:18,887 --> 00:11:20,513
- Yeah, 'cause then
I'd be stealing.
354
00:11:20,514 --> 00:11:22,056
- Why don't you just find
a nice upscale place?
355
00:11:22,057 --> 00:11:23,849
- Oh, OK.
356
00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:27,061
Oh, how about that new shrimp
and crab buffet on Weir Street?
357
00:11:27,062 --> 00:11:28,687
- She's allergic
to shellfish, man!
358
00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:29,855
Come on!
359
00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:31,065
Why don't you take her
to Enzo's?
360
00:11:31,066 --> 00:11:33,275
They got live music.
She loves that place.
361
00:11:33,276 --> 00:11:34,735
- How do you know so much
about my girl?
362
00:11:34,736 --> 00:11:36,487
- [laughs]
Ronnie, you hound.
363
00:11:36,488 --> 00:11:37,905
- What? No.
364
00:11:37,906 --> 00:11:39,615
I-I'm not-
- No, it's OK.
365
00:11:39,616 --> 00:11:41,659
You can help me.
Please, Ron?
366
00:11:41,660 --> 00:11:43,577
If not for me, then for Joyce?
367
00:11:43,578 --> 00:11:46,038
- [sighs] All right, I'll give
you guys five minutes.
368
00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:47,790
- "To my St. Denis family,
369
00:11:47,791 --> 00:11:49,667
"I just wanted to show
my appreciation
370
00:11:49,668 --> 00:11:51,752
"for the hardest working staff
on the planet.
371
00:11:51,753 --> 00:11:53,879
Your efforts 'doughnut'
go unnoticed."
372
00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:55,673
And then she crossed off
"Sorry for your loss"
373
00:11:55,674 --> 00:11:57,967
because this was clearly
a sympathy card.
374
00:11:57,968 --> 00:11:59,802
- Wow, that's so thoughtful.
375
00:11:59,803 --> 00:12:01,887
And guys, these are
not cheap flavors, OK?
376
00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:04,181
She went premium on us.
What?
377
00:12:04,182 --> 00:12:06,600
- Uh, I think
we're canceling the walkout.
378
00:12:06,601 --> 00:12:07,643
I love to see a happy ending.
379
00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:09,895
- Ah-ah!
Stop it.
380
00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:11,188
- What? Why?
381
00:12:11,189 --> 00:12:13,232
- It's a bribe, a pathetic one.
382
00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:14,859
- She's trying
to placate us, Matt.
383
00:12:14,860 --> 00:12:16,735
- Come on, guys.
Don't be so cynical.
384
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,195
- Yeah, Joyce always says
we're family.
385
00:12:18,196 --> 00:12:19,780
She's our mom.
386
00:12:19,781 --> 00:12:22,324
- Sure, you're family
when they need unpaid overtime.
387
00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:24,326
But try asking
for a mental health day.
388
00:12:24,327 --> 00:12:27,705
- Guys, isn't it possible
that Joyce just cares about us?
389
00:12:27,706 --> 00:12:29,707
- She and Joyce were talking
in her office earlier.
390
00:12:29,708 --> 00:12:32,209
[speaking Tagalog]
391
00:12:32,210 --> 00:12:33,752
- All right,
so I, uh-you know,
392
00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:36,547
Joyce and I are close, but that
is a good thing, you know?
393
00:12:36,548 --> 00:12:40,217
Because I can-I can, like,
you know, gather intel for you.
394
00:12:40,218 --> 00:12:41,677
I can be, like-like, your-
395
00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:44,680
like, your mole.
396
00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:46,390
- I'm listening.
- Oh, great, OK.
397
00:12:46,391 --> 00:12:48,017
Well, I already have something.
398
00:12:48,018 --> 00:12:51,520
So Joyce is really focused
on this upcoming board meeting.
399
00:12:51,521 --> 00:12:53,814
If we wait until she has time
to really sit down
400
00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:55,107
and talk things through-
401
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:56,275
- We're gonna lose
all our leverage.
402
00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:58,527
[gasps] We need to move now.
403
00:12:58,528 --> 00:13:01,989
[scoffs] Well, look at you,
Miss Good for Something.
404
00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:03,040
- Thanks.
405
00:13:04,028 --> 00:13:07,953
- You know, I was thinking
you were right.
406
00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:09,371
A walkout could be fun.
407
00:13:09,372 --> 00:13:11,373
Out in the fresh air,
holding up signs that say,
408
00:13:11,374 --> 00:13:13,918
like, "Both sides valid,"
"Love work,"
409
00:13:13,919 --> 00:13:15,336
"Can't wait to get back."
410
00:13:15,337 --> 00:13:17,463
- Matt, no.
It's us against them.
411
00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:19,715
Management would replace us
with Roombas
412
00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:21,133
if those things knew
how to find a vein.
413
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:24,720
How do I explain
corporate greed to you?
414
00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:26,096
Have you seen
"Wolf of Wall Street"
415
00:13:26,097 --> 00:13:27,473
or "The Big Short"?
416
00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:29,141
- No.
But those both sound funny.
417
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:31,477
"The Big Short"?
That's-that's great.
418
00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:33,062
- OK.
419
00:13:33,063 --> 00:13:34,897
Have you seen "A Bug's Life"?
420
00:13:34,898 --> 00:13:36,398
- Yeah, last weekend.
421
00:13:36,399 --> 00:13:37,650
- Remember the whole thing
422
00:13:37,651 --> 00:13:39,360
about the ants
and the grasshoppers?
423
00:13:39,361 --> 00:13:41,070
- Yep, the grasshoppers
boss the ants around,
424
00:13:41,071 --> 00:13:42,988
but it's out of fear because
the ants outnumber them.
425
00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:45,074
And if they ever united
and fought back-oh, my God.
426
00:13:45,075 --> 00:13:46,450
- Exactly.
427
00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:49,036
- It's about bugs,
but also people.
428
00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:50,829
Do you think they thought about
that when they were writing it?
429
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:53,832
Wait. What's "Cars" about?
430
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:56,544
- OK!
Got you a 6:30 table at Enzo's.
431
00:13:56,545 --> 00:13:59,797
Go pick out the flowers.
432
00:13:59,798 --> 00:14:01,632
- Do you have
any Venus flytraps?
433
00:14:01,633 --> 00:14:03,175
- I'll pick out the flowers.
434
00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:06,428
Spring mix.
435
00:14:06,429 --> 00:14:08,138
- What about this?
436
00:14:08,139 --> 00:14:10,558
I can add the word "friend"
so it says, "It's a boyfriend!"
437
00:14:10,559 --> 00:14:12,476
- That would be good
if anyone in history
438
00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:14,645
ever used the phrase,
"It's a boyfriend."
439
00:14:14,646 --> 00:14:16,939
- Or, better idea,
how about you put
440
00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:19,692
a Y in front of the A,
so it says, "It's ya boy"?
441
00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:21,360
- [laughs]
- Ring it up.
442
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:22,611
[sighs]
- Yeah.
443
00:14:22,612 --> 00:14:24,488
- Alex, can I speak
to you for a second?
444
00:14:24,489 --> 00:14:26,323
It's about a, uh, gas leak.
445
00:14:26,324 --> 00:14:28,617
- Oh, um, we, uh-
446
00:14:28,618 --> 00:14:30,244
yes, absolutely.
447
00:14:30,245 --> 00:14:33,706
I wanna hear about that,
for sure.
448
00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:34,873
- It's OK.
The gas leak is small,
449
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,208
and I'm taking care of it.
450
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:38,127
- Wait, what?
- Did they love the doughnuts?
451
00:14:38,128 --> 00:14:40,087
What is the nicest thing
they said about me?
452
00:14:40,088 --> 00:14:42,256
- Joyce, no,
the doughnuts did nothing.
453
00:14:42,257 --> 00:14:44,216
I have no clue
how they got this idea,
454
00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:46,176
but now the nurses are talking
about doing their walkout
455
00:14:46,177 --> 00:14:47,970
before your board meeting.
456
00:14:47,971 --> 00:14:50,097
- OK, Alex, you're supposed to
be calming these people down,
457
00:14:50,098 --> 00:14:51,348
not riling them up.
458
00:14:51,349 --> 00:14:52,600
- I know.
- [scoffs]
459
00:14:52,601 --> 00:14:54,226
You're not doing your job
as my rat!
460
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:55,644
- I thought I was a mole.
461
00:14:55,645 --> 00:14:57,271
- OK, I thought you didn't like
the mole thing.
462
00:14:57,272 --> 00:14:59,857
Alex, you're all over
the place today!
463
00:14:59,858 --> 00:15:01,942
- OK, so they
intentionally limit
464
00:15:01,943 --> 00:15:04,111
patient tech hours
just to avoid giving them
465
00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:05,654
health care benefits.
- Yup.
466
00:15:05,655 --> 00:15:07,072
- And that's not
to give them more free time
467
00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:08,115
for their hobbies at all.
468
00:15:08,116 --> 00:15:09,366
- No.
469
00:15:09,367 --> 00:15:11,285
- But that-that-
470
00:15:11,286 --> 00:15:12,578
that's not fair!
471
00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:14,330
- OK.
Your worldview is imploding.
472
00:15:14,331 --> 00:15:15,623
Just take a breath.
473
00:15:15,624 --> 00:15:17,333
- [breathes deeply]
474
00:15:17,334 --> 00:15:19,376
- Now you know why we take
so much ibuprofen home.
475
00:15:19,377 --> 00:15:21,003
And band-aids.
476
00:15:21,004 --> 00:15:22,671
And blankets sometimes.
477
00:15:22,672 --> 00:15:25,674
- Oh, look at this-
corn cob water bottle.
478
00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:27,301
Come on, Joyce will love.
479
00:15:27,302 --> 00:15:28,510
- Ooh!
- No.
480
00:15:28,511 --> 00:15:30,054
We got the flowers.
481
00:15:30,055 --> 00:15:31,764
Let's just ring them up
and get out of here.
482
00:15:31,765 --> 00:15:34,433
- Oh!
- Come on, let's go!
483
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:36,226
- Salvador, Samuel, Sawyer.
484
00:15:36,227 --> 00:15:37,686
Unbelievable!
485
00:15:37,687 --> 00:15:38,896
There's no Sanderson.
486
00:15:38,897 --> 00:15:40,314
Excuse me, sir.
487
00:15:40,315 --> 00:15:42,608
Who decides what names
go on these key chains?
488
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:43,984
- I don't know.
They just come in.
489
00:15:43,985 --> 00:15:46,278
- Oh, Bruce!
Oh, man. Oh, yeah.
490
00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:47,988
You got tons of these bad boys.
Smart.
491
00:15:47,989 --> 00:15:49,490
- Discrimination.
492
00:15:49,491 --> 00:15:51,825
- I've asked you to think
about Joyce for ten minutes!
493
00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:53,577
- Easy for you to say
with all these Rons.
494
00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:54,828
- [sighs]
- You know what?
495
00:15:54,829 --> 00:15:56,455
We won't be making
this purchase.
496
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:59,124
I'll be taking
my business elsewhere.
497
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:00,793
- All right, you know what?
I give up.
498
00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:02,336
Go with your instincts!
499
00:16:02,337 --> 00:16:04,338
You're gonna plan something
that's gonna be horrible
500
00:16:04,339 --> 00:16:06,048
because you are not
a serious man.
501
00:16:06,049 --> 00:16:08,258
She will be crushed,
and you all will break up
502
00:16:08,259 --> 00:16:10,219
again for the 20th time.
503
00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:13,640
And this time, I hope it sticks
because Joyce deserves better!
504
00:16:17,352 --> 00:16:18,769
- Just gonna-
505
00:16:18,770 --> 00:16:21,397
Christmas shopping, check.
506
00:16:21,398 --> 00:16:23,190
Merry Bruce-mas to all.
507
00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:24,608
- Oh, hello, Joyce.
508
00:16:24,609 --> 00:16:26,777
- Hey, Matt. How's it going?
- I'm OK.
509
00:16:26,778 --> 00:16:28,904
A little hard to breathe
with your boot on my neck.
510
00:16:28,905 --> 00:16:30,406
- You said it.
511
00:16:30,407 --> 00:16:32,075
- [scoffs] Wow.
512
00:16:34,340 --> 00:16:38,247
- We all need to get
on the same page, OK?
513
00:16:38,248 --> 00:16:40,541
Because the people up top
only understand one language.
514
00:16:40,542 --> 00:16:42,126
- And that's violence.
- Don't.
515
00:16:42,127 --> 00:16:43,335
Matt, that's not
what I'm saying.
516
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:44,920
- I like that energy, though.
517
00:16:44,921 --> 00:16:46,964
- Yeah, Joyce isn't in charge.
We are.
518
00:16:46,965 --> 00:16:48,841
We can all get together
and kill her if we wanted to.
519
00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:50,467
- Did someone do something
to Matt?
520
00:16:50,468 --> 00:16:52,720
- Hello, everyone.
- Boo.
521
00:16:52,721 --> 00:16:54,722
- OK.
522
00:16:54,723 --> 00:16:56,682
Look, I heard the doughnuts
were underwhelming.
523
00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:59,476
So new plan-
tomorrow, taco truck,
524
00:16:59,477 --> 00:17:01,478
guacamole very much included.
525
00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:03,188
- What do you mean,
you heard about the doughnuts?
526
00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:04,815
- That part doesn't matter.
527
00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:07,317
We cannot be bought with some
pathetic taco truck, Joyce.
528
00:17:07,318 --> 00:17:10,237
- Excuse me?
[phone buzzes]
529
00:17:10,238 --> 00:17:12,531
Oh, I see.
530
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:15,242
Very good.
- Did you just text Joyce?
531
00:17:15,243 --> 00:17:17,578
- No, I am literally texting
Tim about Ella's cleats.
532
00:17:17,579 --> 00:17:18,912
[phone dings]
533
00:17:18,913 --> 00:17:21,081
- OK, who just texted me,
"I'm on your side.
534
00:17:21,082 --> 00:17:22,416
I'm just playing Joyce"?
535
00:17:22,417 --> 00:17:24,376
- Alex,
you just texted me that.
536
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:25,836
- How am I not in your phone?
537
00:17:25,837 --> 00:17:27,671
- This is all so shady.
538
00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:29,757
- What in the absolute [bleep]
is going on around here?
539
00:17:29,758 --> 00:17:30,883
- Matt!
540
00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:32,593
- I mean, seriously, though!
541
00:17:32,594 --> 00:17:34,052
- OK.
542
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,304
OK.
543
00:17:35,305 --> 00:17:38,056
I think I see
what's going on here.
544
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:42,770
Alex is playing both sides
for her own personal amusement.
545
00:17:42,771 --> 00:17:43,896
Yeah.
546
00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:45,147
- What?
- Mm-hmm.
547
00:17:45,148 --> 00:17:46,398
You've been dousing this day
in gasoline,
548
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:47,566
lighting the match,
549
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:49,526
and then laughing
in our charred faces.
550
00:17:49,527 --> 00:17:52,029
Rene, you are smart,
and you are thoughtful.
551
00:17:52,030 --> 00:17:54,281
Let's reach a compromise.
- [scoffs]
552
00:17:54,282 --> 00:17:56,325
I thought that compromise
was for the weak.
553
00:17:56,326 --> 00:17:57,701
- [scoffs]
554
00:17:57,702 --> 00:17:59,995
We're running a hospital,
not invading Poland.
555
00:17:59,996 --> 00:18:01,330
Jeez!
556
00:18:01,331 --> 00:18:04,666
OK, crazy idea-
a seniority system.
557
00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:06,627
Reimbursements kick in
when you've worked here,
558
00:18:06,628 --> 00:18:09,004
say, mm, six years.
559
00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:10,631
- Oh.
560
00:18:10,632 --> 00:18:12,090
That's how long
I've worked here.
561
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,634
- Huh, well, I guess
it works out, then.
562
00:18:13,635 --> 00:18:14,885
[chuckles] See?
563
00:18:14,886 --> 00:18:16,595
You got a problem,
you come to Big J
564
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,472
and maybe avoid Big A.
565
00:18:18,473 --> 00:18:20,599
- [chuckles]
Thanks, Joyce.
566
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,936
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
567
00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:25,813
- Well, we should still talk
568
00:18:25,814 --> 00:18:27,064
about the toilet paper
around here.
569
00:18:27,065 --> 00:18:28,115
It's too scratchy!
570
00:18:29,818 --> 00:18:32,027
- Wow, we really climbed
out of that one.
571
00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:33,487
[chuckles]
Phew, right?
572
00:18:33,488 --> 00:18:35,364
- Joyce, you completely
threw me under the bus.
573
00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:36,865
- But I used your idea.
574
00:18:36,866 --> 00:18:38,492
- Yeah, and you took
the credit for it.
575
00:18:38,493 --> 00:18:40,160
- OK, now this is
just getting nasty,
576
00:18:40,161 --> 00:18:41,870
who took credit for what.
577
00:18:41,871 --> 00:18:44,290
Your nurses got something.
Just take the win.
578
00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:49,753
- Hey.
579
00:18:49,754 --> 00:18:51,380
So no one's talking about
walking out anymore.
580
00:18:51,381 --> 00:18:52,548
That's good.
581
00:18:52,549 --> 00:18:54,258
- Rene's back
to hating me again.
582
00:18:54,259 --> 00:18:55,884
- If it helps, I don't think
he ever stopped hating you.
583
00:18:55,885 --> 00:18:57,052
- Thanks, Matt.
584
00:18:57,053 --> 00:18:58,136
- Walang problema.
585
00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,429
It means "no problem."
586
00:18:59,430 --> 00:19:00,722
- Oh, does it?
- Yeah.
587
00:19:00,723 --> 00:19:02,516
- It's tough being
middle management.
588
00:19:02,517 --> 00:19:04,726
You take it on the chin
from both sides.
589
00:19:04,727 --> 00:19:06,603
No real power to change things.
590
00:19:06,604 --> 00:19:09,565
And when things go right,
you still don't get any credit.
591
00:19:09,566 --> 00:19:11,775
Then again,
it just started pouring,
592
00:19:11,776 --> 00:19:13,861
and my car is, like,
right there.
593
00:19:13,862 --> 00:19:17,322
So it's a pretty good day, actually.
594
00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:20,409
- Putting out fires,
it's part of the job.
595
00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:22,911
Shh, shh, shh.
596
00:19:22,912 --> 00:19:24,705
[chuckles] Oh!
597
00:19:24,706 --> 00:19:25,831
Watch it.
598
00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:27,000
Be careful.
599
00:19:32,755 --> 00:19:34,673
Sanderson? What?
600
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,675
It was just
a Hungry Hippo pellet!
601
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:39,928
- OK, now!
602
00:19:39,929 --> 00:19:40,888
[Yazoo's "Only You"]
603
00:19:40,889 --> 00:19:42,139
- [gasps]
604
00:19:42,140 --> 00:19:43,765
- Help, Joyce!
I'm stuck!
605
00:19:43,766 --> 00:19:45,183
Help, Jojo!
606
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,477
- Why are you in a body bag?
607
00:19:47,478 --> 00:19:50,856
- Because I would rather die
than be without you.
608
00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:52,357
[grunts] Help me. Help me.
609
00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:54,109
- All right, hold still.
- [grunts]
610
00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:55,903
- Come on.
Hold still.
611
00:19:55,904 --> 00:19:57,321
- Jojo!
612
00:19:57,322 --> 00:19:59,281
Joyce, I love you.
613
00:19:59,282 --> 00:20:01,950
You are smart,
and you are strong.
614
00:20:01,951 --> 00:20:04,244
And you don't let anything
hold you back,
615
00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:06,914
not even your famous
shellfish allergy.
616
00:20:06,915 --> 00:20:08,457
- Come on. Stop.
- [grunts]
617
00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:10,542
- [grunts]
There, there.
618
00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:13,754
- Earlier today, my best friend
gave me a tough talk.
619
00:20:13,755 --> 00:20:16,173
He said I wasn't a serious man.
620
00:20:16,174 --> 00:20:18,175
And you know what?
He was right.
621
00:20:18,176 --> 00:20:22,137
So I wanna show you
just how serious I am.
622
00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:26,433
What I'm trying to say is,
Joyce Henderson...
623
00:20:26,434 --> 00:20:27,726
- [gasps]
624
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:30,187
- Will you marry me?
625
00:20:30,188 --> 00:20:31,897
- We were a part of this.
626
00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:35,275
- Were we really?
- I think.
627
00:20:35,276 --> 00:20:39,613
- ? When I see you ?
628
00:20:39,614 --> 00:20:41,448
- Joyce?
629
00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:42,616
- ? Was the love you gave ?
630
00:20:42,617 --> 00:20:44,242
- One, two, three.
631
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:47,245
- ? All I needed
for another day ?
632
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:48,664
? And all I ever knew ?
633
00:20:48,665 --> 00:20:51,249
- Four, five, six.
634
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:54,920
{\an8}- ? Only you ?
635
00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:56,463
{\an8}- Seven...
636
00:20:56,464 --> 00:20:58,340
{\an8}- If she gets to ten,
I'm pulling the fire alarm.
637
00:20:58,341 --> 00:21:00,842
{\an8}? ?
638
00:21:00,843 --> 00:21:02,135
{\an8}- Mm-hmm.
639
00:21:02,136 --> 00:21:03,261
{\an8}- Yes!
640
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:05,639
{\an8}She said, "Mm-hmm"!
641
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:07,265
{\an8}[applause and laughter]
Yes!
642
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,559
{\an8}- This is amazing.
See? We are a family.
643
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:12,729
{\an8}- [laughs] OK.
644
00:21:12,730 --> 00:21:15,148
{\an8}- Also just flagging, we need
to talk about the key chains
645
00:21:15,149 --> 00:21:16,608
{\an8}in the gift shop.
646
00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:19,611
{\an8}But that can wait till later,
my bride.
647
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,154
{\an8}- Oh.
- Hey! Hey!
648
00:21:21,155 --> 00:21:24,157
{\an8}- [laughs]
649
00:21:24,158 --> 00:21:26,077
{\an8}[bell clangs]
650
00:21:26,127 --> 00:21:30,677
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