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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,877 --> 00:00:05,339 (drum roll) 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.LT 3 00:00:05,422 --> 00:00:11,178 (fanfare plays) 4 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.LT 5 00:00:11,261 --> 00:00:13,388 (music ends) 6 00:00:13,931 --> 00:00:15,515 (marching band) 7 00:00:29,196 --> 00:00:32,866 MEN: ♪ Cheer, cheer for old Notre Dame ♪ 8 00:00:32,950 --> 00:00:36,370 ♪ Wake up the echoes cheering her name ♪ 9 00:00:36,453 --> 00:00:40,791 ♪ While her loyal sons are marching onward ♪ 10 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:42,793 ♪ To victory ♪ 11 00:01:00,978 --> 00:01:03,939 ♪ Stanford, for you ♪ 12 00:01:04,022 --> 00:01:07,818 ♪ Each loyal comrade brave and true ♪ 13 00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:11,488 ♪ With might and main sings this refrain ♪ 14 00:01:11,572 --> 00:01:15,200 ♪ Forever and forever Stanford red ♪ 15 00:01:20,789 --> 00:01:23,000 (band ends) 16 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:26,503 - (men singing in Latin) - (cable car bell dinging) 17 00:01:32,467 --> 00:01:34,720 (Latin continues) 18 00:01:43,061 --> 00:01:45,981 So, gentlemen, I urge you to deliberate most carefully… 19 00:01:46,064 --> 00:01:49,526 before reaching a decision on so vital and momentous a question. 20 00:01:49,609 --> 00:01:51,695 - Yes. Yes, of course. - Mr. President. 21 00:01:51,778 --> 00:01:55,532 I agree with our eminent professor of metaphysics… 22 00:01:55,615 --> 00:01:59,536 and I suggest that we postpone further consideration of this-- 23 00:01:59,619 --> 00:02:02,122 No, no! Definitely no! I object! 24 00:02:02,205 --> 00:02:04,207 I must remind Professor Pillsbury… 25 00:02:04,291 --> 00:02:06,293 that we cannot procrastinate further. 26 00:02:06,376 --> 00:02:09,588 The press and public await our verdict impatiently. 27 00:02:09,671 --> 00:02:11,465 We must act today. 28 00:02:11,548 --> 00:02:13,884 - Now! - Right. Right, right, right. 29 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:16,553 Mr. President. Mr. President. 30 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:19,389 After careful and scientific analysis, 31 00:02:19,473 --> 00:02:23,143 it is the opinion of the department of mathematics… 32 00:02:23,226 --> 00:02:27,689 that Yale University can beat the pants off Michigan. 33 00:02:27,773 --> 00:02:29,608 - (chuckling) - I disagree. 34 00:02:29,691 --> 00:02:32,110 Look at what Michigan's team did to Northwestern. 35 00:02:32,194 --> 00:02:33,570 - Ah! - And you still owe me 36 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:34,946 50 cents from that game. 37 00:02:35,030 --> 00:02:36,448 - I do not, sir! I paid you. - (chuckling) 38 00:02:36,531 --> 00:02:37,949 You never paid me that 50 cents. 39 00:02:38,033 --> 00:02:40,911 - I distinctly remember-- - Gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen. 40 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:44,956 Remember that this great football classic comes on Armistice Day, 41 00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:47,626 just one week before we play Harvard, 42 00:02:47,709 --> 00:02:51,088 and we dare not risk facing as strong a team as Michigan. 43 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:53,965 We must find a more desirable opponent. 44 00:02:54,049 --> 00:02:56,635 May I suggest Arkansas Normal? 45 00:02:56,718 --> 00:02:59,346 I'm afraid not. This game is for charity. 46 00:02:59,429 --> 00:03:03,100 We cannot select too weak an opponent, or no one will come to see it. 47 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:06,144 - (all chattering) - Then how about Nebraska? 48 00:03:06,228 --> 00:03:08,438 - ALL: Oh, no! - Definitely not. 49 00:03:13,735 --> 00:03:17,531 - Well, sir? - We've decided on the University of Texas. 50 00:03:17,614 --> 00:03:18,865 - Texas? - Yes. 51 00:03:18,949 --> 00:03:22,619 Will you see that an invitation is sent and that the newspapers are notified? 52 00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:23,704 Yes, sir. 53 00:03:23,787 --> 00:03:24,955 Thank you. 54 00:03:25,914 --> 00:03:27,124 Vacate, son. 55 00:03:29,084 --> 00:03:30,502 Texas! 56 00:03:31,378 --> 00:03:34,297 The game won't draw flies unless the players bring their horses. 57 00:03:34,923 --> 00:03:37,134 - Look it up for me, will you, Freddy? - Look what up? 58 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:40,220 - The address of Texas. - The address of Texas? 59 00:03:40,303 --> 00:03:42,764 Texas University, you flathead! 60 00:03:42,848 --> 00:03:43,849 Oh. 61 00:04:02,367 --> 00:04:04,202 There's two of 'em. Which one do you want? 62 00:04:04,286 --> 00:04:08,248 "Yale University takes great pleasure in hereby inviting you"-- 63 00:04:08,331 --> 00:04:10,292 - What? - Which one? 64 00:04:10,375 --> 00:04:12,627 Texas University, I told you. 65 00:04:14,754 --> 00:04:19,759 Prairie, Texas. P-r-a-i-r-i-e. 66 00:04:25,849 --> 00:04:27,601 Grand Central Station! All out. 67 00:04:27,684 --> 00:04:29,144 Where are the showers? 68 00:04:30,312 --> 00:04:31,855 - Here I come! - Alley-up. 69 00:04:31,938 --> 00:04:33,899 - (giggling) - Time out for Texas. 70 00:04:33,982 --> 00:04:36,485 Hey! We oughta have the new coach look you over. 71 00:04:36,568 --> 00:04:39,946 - Don't worry. He will. - Remember, he's married. 72 00:04:40,030 --> 00:04:42,532 And you know what football coaches' wives are like. 73 00:04:42,616 --> 00:04:44,576 I'll say. They think a forward pass 74 00:04:44,659 --> 00:04:46,995 is something a girl shouldn't make at a boy. 75 00:04:47,078 --> 00:04:49,498 Hey, Zeb. Is the Fort Worth train on time? 76 00:04:49,581 --> 00:04:53,126 Maybe. Tell you when she gets in. Aimin' to go someplace? 77 00:04:53,210 --> 00:04:56,254 No. We're meeting the new football coach. He's coming all the way from New York. 78 00:04:56,338 --> 00:04:57,964 Boy, we're gonna have a team this year. 79 00:04:58,048 --> 00:04:59,841 We're gonna put TSU on the map! 80 00:05:01,092 --> 00:05:02,677 Looks like it's fixin' to rain. 81 00:05:04,179 --> 00:05:06,765 - We oughta make him cheerleader. - Yeah. 82 00:05:06,848 --> 00:05:08,809 - Seen anything of Biff Bentley? - No. 83 00:05:08,892 --> 00:05:11,228 Fine thing if the captain of the team isn't here. 84 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:14,272 We won't have much of a captain if Sally Saxon doesn't let him alone. 85 00:05:17,943 --> 00:05:19,694 Oh, here's Biff now! 86 00:05:21,404 --> 00:05:23,907 Our captain's tackling awfully high this season. 87 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:25,617 The new coach'll fix that. 88 00:05:25,700 --> 00:05:28,286 Hiya, fellows. Sorry I'm late. Flat tire. 89 00:05:28,370 --> 00:05:30,080 I see you brought it with you. 90 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:31,665 Hello. 91 00:05:31,748 --> 00:05:33,917 Hello, honey. Just talking about you. 92 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:37,337 And all the time I thought it was your engine knocking, darling. 93 00:05:37,420 --> 00:05:40,173 - Hey, you two will have to cut that out. - Jealous, Chippy dear? 94 00:05:40,257 --> 00:05:41,633 Remember, Biff's in training. 95 00:05:41,716 --> 00:05:44,678 Biff doesn't need any training. He's perfect now. 96 00:05:44,761 --> 00:05:47,347 You'll all have to toe the mark this season with the new coach. 97 00:05:47,430 --> 00:05:49,266 Suits me. As long as he can teach us football. 98 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:51,560 He will. Boy, I sure had a tough time 99 00:05:51,643 --> 00:05:54,271 - luring him away from Flushing. - Flushing what? 100 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:57,148 Flushing, Long Island, and no wisecracks! 101 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:01,194 (train whistle blowing) 102 00:06:10,871 --> 00:06:12,622 Are you packed yet, sweetheart? 103 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:15,333 Come on. Stop kidding and step on it. 104 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:19,671 - What the-- - Oh, excuse me, darling. 105 00:06:19,754 --> 00:06:22,716 Now, listen. Don't pull any of those offside plays on me. 106 00:06:22,799 --> 00:06:25,093 - I'm sorry, sweetheart. - Sorry? 107 00:06:25,176 --> 00:06:26,511 Not half as sorry as you're going to be 108 00:06:26,595 --> 00:06:28,972 for dragging me out here to this forsaken desert! 109 00:06:29,055 --> 00:06:31,391 Flushing was a heaven compared to this. 110 00:06:31,474 --> 00:06:33,935 Are you sure you didn't join the Foreign Legion? 111 00:06:34,019 --> 00:06:37,397 Now, what's wrong with Texas? Look at that sky, that sand. 112 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:39,107 You can have it. I'll take Coney Island. 113 00:06:39,190 --> 00:06:41,902 The wind, the wide-open spaces. Ahh. 114 00:06:41,985 --> 00:06:43,612 That's wide enough. You can shut it now. 115 00:06:43,695 --> 00:06:46,072 - Where men are men. - Yeah, and I'm stuck with you. 116 00:06:46,156 --> 00:06:49,743 And you're stuck with-- oh, there you go again. Always belittlin'. 117 00:06:49,826 --> 00:06:52,579 Look here, Bessie. I'm gonna be a big shot down here. 118 00:06:52,662 --> 00:06:55,290 What'll people think of a football coach whose wife is always-- 119 00:06:55,373 --> 00:06:57,709 - Go on and finish dressing. - Look, you can't talk to me like-- 120 00:06:57,792 --> 00:06:59,169 I said, finish dressing! 121 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:01,338 Well, that's different. All right, all right. 122 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:02,922 CONDUCTOR: Prairie! Next stop, Prairie! 123 00:07:03,006 --> 00:07:04,090 - Come on. Let's hurry. - Okay. 124 00:07:04,174 --> 00:07:06,217 What we've always needed is a two-fisted coach 125 00:07:06,301 --> 00:07:07,469 who could give it and take it. 126 00:07:07,552 --> 00:07:09,220 - (train whistle blows) - Now, at last, we've got one. 127 00:07:09,304 --> 00:07:11,723 - Here she comes! - Oh, boy! Come on! 128 00:07:15,518 --> 00:07:17,062 MRS. WINTERS: Come on. We're in. 129 00:07:18,855 --> 00:07:20,565 - Hurry up! - Oh. 130 00:07:25,737 --> 00:07:27,656 (bell clanging) 131 00:07:31,576 --> 00:07:34,454 Hey, that must be them. Hey, here they are, fellas! 132 00:07:35,413 --> 00:07:38,875 Hey, Mr. Winters! Mr. Winters? 133 00:07:39,626 --> 00:07:42,379 - Mr. Winters? - Yeah. How'd you guess? 134 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:45,924 I'm Carson, athletic manager and publicity director for TSU. 135 00:07:46,007 --> 00:07:48,301 - Pleased to meet you. My name is Winters. - Hi. 136 00:07:48,843 --> 00:07:50,845 I suppose this is Mrs. Winters? 137 00:07:50,929 --> 00:07:54,057 Well, if Winters comes, can Mrs. Winters be far behind? 138 00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:56,059 - (laughing) - (chuckles) 139 00:07:56,685 --> 00:07:58,353 May I present Miss Watson, Miss Jones, 140 00:07:58,436 --> 00:08:00,188 - Miss Saxon and Tommy Barker? - (indistinct greetings) 141 00:08:00,271 --> 00:08:02,315 - And this is Biff Bentley, our captain. - How are ya? 142 00:08:02,399 --> 00:08:04,150 - My name's Winters. - Oh. 143 00:08:04,234 --> 00:08:06,778 On behalf of the faculty and student body, 144 00:08:06,861 --> 00:08:09,531 I want to welcome you both to Texas State University. 145 00:08:09,614 --> 00:08:12,033 And we hope that, as coach of the football team, 146 00:08:12,117 --> 00:08:14,911 you will bring success and glory to TSU… 147 00:08:14,994 --> 00:08:17,080 - and to yourself. - (chuckling) 148 00:08:18,915 --> 00:08:21,126 I want to thank you, fellows and girls. 149 00:08:21,209 --> 00:08:23,712 And on behalf of Mrs. Winters and myself-- 150 00:08:23,795 --> 00:08:26,131 - You can leave me out of this. - You can leave me out-- 151 00:08:26,673 --> 00:08:28,341 I want to say… 152 00:08:28,425 --> 00:08:30,260 that it's a great deal of pleasure. 153 00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:34,180 - (engine chugging, whistle blowing) - (no audible dialogue) 154 00:08:40,770 --> 00:08:43,898 - (chugging continues) - (no audible dialogue) 155 00:08:47,902 --> 00:08:50,697 For dear old Texas, I thank you. 156 00:08:52,907 --> 00:08:55,744 That's the best speech you've ever made. 157 00:08:55,827 --> 00:08:57,245 (laughing) 158 00:08:57,328 --> 00:08:59,164 Well, the car's right over here, Mr. Winters. 159 00:08:59,247 --> 00:09:02,042 Well, fine. You know, I'm going to be very happy down here. 160 00:09:02,125 --> 00:09:03,126 Swell. 161 00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:04,878 And I think we're gonna have a great season. 162 00:09:06,129 --> 00:09:08,465 COACH: You look like first-class material-- 163 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:09,966 A rough and ready bunch of youngsters 164 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:11,760 who aren't afraid to go in there and fight. 165 00:09:11,843 --> 00:09:13,762 I've started seasons with worse-looking players 166 00:09:13,845 --> 00:09:15,138 and turned them into champions. 167 00:09:15,221 --> 00:09:18,016 With your brawn and my, uh, experience, 168 00:09:18,099 --> 00:09:19,726 we'll be a tough outfit to beat. 169 00:09:19,809 --> 00:09:22,520 I want to get to know all you fellows personally, 170 00:09:22,604 --> 00:09:24,230 and I want you all to know me. 171 00:09:24,314 --> 00:09:27,108 Say, they look pretty thin. What's the matter? Diet? 172 00:09:27,192 --> 00:09:29,444 Oh, they play a lot better than they look, Mrs. Winters. 173 00:09:29,527 --> 00:09:30,612 Huh. I hope so. 174 00:09:30,695 --> 00:09:32,113 Oh, sure. Move over. 175 00:09:32,197 --> 00:09:35,450 You see Biff Bentley there? Why, he was all-state fullback last year. 176 00:09:35,533 --> 00:09:38,411 He's great. He can pass, kick and run-- a real triple-threat man. 177 00:09:38,495 --> 00:09:40,497 Hmm. Got anybody else that's good? 178 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:42,999 Well, we will have when Mr. Winters gets through with 'em. 179 00:09:43,708 --> 00:09:45,502 He's gonna do big things here, Mrs. Winters. 180 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:47,796 You know, we've got as much confidence in your husband as you have. 181 00:09:47,879 --> 00:09:49,089 Yeah-- 182 00:09:50,340 --> 00:09:51,800 I hate to talk about myself, 183 00:09:51,883 --> 00:09:53,635 but last year in Flushing, 184 00:09:53,718 --> 00:09:55,845 where I turned out, as you might have heard, 185 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:59,849 - one of the greatest, one of the-- - (clicking) 186 00:10:03,645 --> 00:10:05,021 Just a minute, fellas. 187 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:09,025 Excuse us, folks. Pardon us. 188 00:10:10,652 --> 00:10:11,694 What'd I say now? 189 00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:13,113 Nothing. It's what you were gonna say. 190 00:10:13,196 --> 00:10:15,073 - Listen, I want you to find out something. - What? 191 00:10:15,156 --> 00:10:17,158 When does the next train leave for New York? 192 00:10:17,242 --> 00:10:18,243 Why? 193 00:10:18,326 --> 00:10:21,204 Why? You're no magician. The day of miracles is past. 194 00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:23,456 Go home and pack your toothbrush, and let's go back to Flushing. 195 00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:26,543 Wait a minute. Go back there and coach those high school kids again? 196 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,253 Here I've got a chance to coach a college team 197 00:10:28,336 --> 00:10:29,546 and get myself a reputation. 198 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:32,674 Yeah, a reputation that'll keep you out of a job for the rest of your life. 199 00:10:32,757 --> 00:10:34,425 You can't make a team out of that herd! 200 00:10:34,509 --> 00:10:35,552 I can't, eh? 201 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:38,221 Listen, in my dictionary, there's no such a word as "can't." 202 00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:41,558 Brawn isn't the only thing that wins football games. It takes brains. 203 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:43,309 At last we agree on something. 204 00:10:43,393 --> 00:10:45,478 Now let's get out of here while we still have the fare. 205 00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:46,688 MAN: Hey, Chip! 206 00:10:46,771 --> 00:10:48,898 - Hey, Chip! - Yeah, here I am. 207 00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:52,402 - Chip, read that. - Whoo! 208 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:54,320 What is it, Chip? What is it? 209 00:10:54,404 --> 00:10:57,073 - Yeow! Whoo! - (indistinct chatter) 210 00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:58,783 Look, Mr. Winters. Look! 211 00:10:59,868 --> 00:11:01,744 "Yale University cordially invites 212 00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:04,831 "Texas State University to play its football team 213 00:11:04,914 --> 00:11:06,791 on Wednesday, November 11." 214 00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:10,336 (cheering) 215 00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:12,797 - Say, is this on the level? - Sure, it is. 216 00:11:12,881 --> 00:11:15,508 Gee, they must've known you were coming down here, Mr. Winters! 217 00:11:15,592 --> 00:11:18,011 - Yeah. - We'll wire an acceptance right away. 218 00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:20,138 (cheering) 219 00:11:20,221 --> 00:11:24,267 Hey, wait, wait. Just a minute. Just a minute, fellas. 220 00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:26,311 Now, Yale's got a pretty heavy team. 221 00:11:26,394 --> 00:11:29,772 After all, I'm no magician. The day of miracles is past. 222 00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:33,067 - You can't expect to take a team that-- - Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 223 00:11:33,151 --> 00:11:34,611 What do you mean, "can't"? 224 00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:37,572 Why, in our dictionary, there's no such a word as "can't." 225 00:11:37,655 --> 00:11:41,034 Brawn ain't the only thing that wins football games. It takes brains. 226 00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:43,661 Yeah! Send that wire to Yale. 227 00:11:43,745 --> 00:11:46,539 Tell 'em that I-- that-that--that, uh-- 228 00:11:46,623 --> 00:11:49,417 - Tell 'em that we accept. - (cheering) 229 00:11:53,129 --> 00:11:56,090 Sparks, you were instructed to invite the University of Texas, 230 00:11:56,174 --> 00:11:59,052 not Texas State University, you confounded idiot. 231 00:11:59,135 --> 00:12:02,013 I'm sorry, sir. I could withdraw the invitation and send another 232 00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:03,890 - to the University of Texas. - (indistinct chatter) 233 00:12:03,973 --> 00:12:07,352 Gentlemen, we can't do that. That would be an obvious insult. 234 00:12:07,435 --> 00:12:09,437 Professor Pillsbury is right. 235 00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:11,272 - (murmuring) - Yes, yes, yes. 236 00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:15,068 I find Texas State hasn't won a game in two years. 237 00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:17,695 A fine opponent for a big charity game. 238 00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:19,906 We'll be the laughingstock of the nation. 239 00:12:19,989 --> 00:12:23,076 Young man, I must ask for your resignation. 240 00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:26,246 Just a minute, Dr. Burke. May I say a few words? 241 00:12:26,329 --> 00:12:28,081 Three teams have come out of the South, 242 00:12:28,164 --> 00:12:31,876 teams that the North never heard of until they played famous Northern 11's. 243 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:34,295 Remember Center of Kentucky when they played Harvard? 244 00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:36,756 Well, publicity made those games interesting, 245 00:12:36,839 --> 00:12:38,299 and publicity can do it again. 246 00:12:38,383 --> 00:12:41,052 Why, I know all about this Texas State University team. 247 00:12:41,135 --> 00:12:42,720 - You do? - Of course. 248 00:12:42,804 --> 00:12:46,474 They're light and fast and they play a brand of football we don't see up here. 249 00:12:46,557 --> 00:12:48,268 They're tricky. They're unorthodox. 250 00:12:48,351 --> 00:12:50,311 They throw that pigskin around like an apple. 251 00:12:50,395 --> 00:12:52,480 Gentlemen, it's David and Goliath-- 252 00:12:52,563 --> 00:12:55,441 Little David from the south, and big Goliath from the north. 253 00:12:55,525 --> 00:12:57,902 Give me a chance, gentlemen. Give me a chance. 254 00:12:57,986 --> 00:12:59,612 I'll build this game up to the point 255 00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:01,823 where everyone in the country will be fighting for tickets. 256 00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:03,157 It's a natural! 257 00:13:03,241 --> 00:13:04,701 (murmuring) 258 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:08,454 Sparks, I don't think you know a thing about Texas State, 259 00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:11,666 and I'd advise you not to try and find out. 260 00:13:11,749 --> 00:13:14,127 But I do like your imagination. 261 00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:16,337 Now you go ahead and let it run wild. 262 00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:17,422 Thank you, sir. 263 00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:18,756 Thank you, gentlemen. 264 00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:23,052 All I can say is: Watch the sports page of your favorite newspaper! 265 00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:24,637 (excited murmuring) 266 00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:28,433 (chorus humming) 267 00:13:30,101 --> 00:13:35,523 ♪ From afar a shining star ♪ 268 00:13:35,606 --> 00:13:41,612 ♪ Comes into view ♪ 269 00:13:41,696 --> 00:13:44,365 ♪ And we know ♪ 270 00:13:44,449 --> 00:13:47,744 ♪ It watches over ♪ 271 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:52,749 ♪ T.S.U. ♪ 272 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:56,878 ♪ All for one and one for all ♪ 273 00:13:56,961 --> 00:14:00,631 ♪ Our pledge can never fail ♪ 274 00:14:00,715 --> 00:14:06,387 ♪ Our pledge can never fail ♪ 275 00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:08,931 ♪ Texas State ♪ 276 00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:13,936 ♪ Our alma mater ♪ 277 00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:16,397 ♪ Hail ♪ 278 00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:18,566 ♪ Hail ♪ 279 00:14:18,649 --> 00:14:21,027 ♪ Hail! ♪ 280 00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:24,447 ♪ From afar a shining star ♪ 281 00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:28,951 ♪ Comes into view ♪ 282 00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:32,747 ♪ And we know it watches over ♪ 283 00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:36,667 ♪ T.S.U. ♪ 284 00:14:36,751 --> 00:14:40,046 ♪ All for one and one for all ♪ 285 00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:44,509 ♪ Our pledge can never fail ♪ 286 00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:48,513 ♪ Texas State our alma mater ♪ 287 00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:55,144 ♪ Hail, hail, hail! ♪ 288 00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:58,940 (cheering) 289 00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:07,824 Wonder what position she plays on the team? 290 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,534 She's the drawback. 291 00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:11,327 (chattering) 292 00:15:15,623 --> 00:15:16,791 CHIP: Fellow students, 293 00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:19,252 before we hear any speeches and before we introduce the new coach, 294 00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:21,003 what do you say we have a little music? 295 00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:23,131 (cheering) 296 00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:27,510 (all chant) We want Ginger! We want Tommy! We want Ginger! 297 00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:29,846 - We want Tommy! - All right, all right. 298 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,848 You want Ginger? Here she is. 299 00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:34,475 (cheering) 300 00:15:37,728 --> 00:15:44,193 (ballad) 301 00:15:47,238 --> 00:15:50,199 ♪ We don't have to go to college ♪ 302 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:54,829 ♪ In search of knowledge today ♪ 303 00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:58,791 ♪ Though our English marks are zeros ♪ 304 00:15:58,875 --> 00:16:01,377 ♪ The movie heroes ♪ 305 00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:04,839 ♪ Teach us to say: ♪ 306 00:16:04,922 --> 00:16:07,133 ♪ You're slightly terrific ♪ 307 00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:09,302 ♪ Speaking specifically, ♪ 308 00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:11,220 ♪ Slightly gigantic ♪ 309 00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:13,347 ♪ Mean it romantically ♪ 310 00:16:13,431 --> 00:16:15,308 ♪ More than stupendous ♪ 311 00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:19,395 ♪ My love's tremendous for you ♪ 312 00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:23,566 ♪ No star in a picture ♪ 313 00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:25,276 ♪ Could be so glamorous ♪ 314 00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:28,821 ♪ You're such a mixture of everything amorous ♪ 315 00:16:28,905 --> 00:16:30,948 ♪ What a construction ♪ 316 00:16:31,032 --> 00:16:35,536 ♪ A major production, that's you ♪ 317 00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:40,917 ♪ I saw a preview of you ♪ 318 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:45,296 ♪ You made a hit from the start ♪ 319 00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:48,841 ♪ Let's sign a contract for two ♪ 320 00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:52,720 ♪ You'll be the star of my heart ♪ 321 00:16:52,803 --> 00:16:54,972 ♪ You're slightly terrific ♪ 322 00:16:55,056 --> 00:16:56,974 ♪ Speaking specifically ♪ 323 00:16:57,058 --> 00:17:00,895 ♪ Supercolossal suit my philosophy ♪ 324 00:17:00,978 --> 00:17:02,647 ♪ Being specific ♪ 325 00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:06,734 ♪ You're slightly terrific to me ♪ 326 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:11,280 (band plays upbeat melody) 327 00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:16,953 (tap dancing) 328 00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:46,524 {\an8}(tap dancing continues) 329 00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:40,328 ♪ You're slightly terrific, speaking specifically ♪ 330 00:18:40,411 --> 00:18:43,664 ♪ Supercolossal suits my philosophy ♪ 331 00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:45,249 - ♪ You're also ♪ - ♪ "Sophisa" ♪ 332 00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:47,084 - ♪ "Sutipa" ♪ - ♪ "Sufasa" ♪ 333 00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:53,090 - (music ends) - (cheering) 334 00:18:59,513 --> 00:19:01,349 Fellows and ladies, this is the biggest day 335 00:19:01,432 --> 00:19:02,933 in the history of our alma mater. 336 00:19:03,017 --> 00:19:04,977 From this day on, there's only one thought 337 00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:07,313 in the mind of every man and woman at TSU, 338 00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:09,148 and that is, beat Yale! 339 00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:13,069 (cheering) 340 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:16,697 I don't know how we happened to be honored with the invitation to play Yale, 341 00:19:16,781 --> 00:19:18,824 but, well, I have my suspicions. 342 00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:20,993 (laughter) 343 00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:23,829 And the man who I think is responsible for the invitation 344 00:19:23,913 --> 00:19:26,207 is the man who is gonna turn that invitation 345 00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:29,043 into the greatest football victory in the history of Texas. 346 00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:31,754 Do I have to tell you who he is? You tell me! 347 00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:34,632 Come on, everybody. Let's have three for coach Slug Winters! 348 00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:39,637 EVERYBODY: Coach Slug Winters! Rah, rah, rah! Coach Slug Winters! 349 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:41,681 (cheering) 350 00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:47,853 Now, folks, we have a little number written especially for tonight, 351 00:19:47,937 --> 00:19:49,188 sung by the boys who wrote it. 352 00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:51,982 - Do you wanna hear it? - (cheering) 353 00:19:54,777 --> 00:19:58,572 (jazz music playing) 354 00:19:58,656 --> 00:20:01,992 ♪ Many plans that men and mice make very often go astray ♪ 355 00:20:02,076 --> 00:20:05,830 ♪ And so although up to the present, things for TSU look pleasant ♪ 356 00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:07,790 ♪ Who knows what tomorrow's apt to bring ♪ 357 00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:09,583 ♪ We must be prepared for anything ♪ 358 00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:13,212 ♪ So if the team looks tragic and the coach is not a big sensation ♪ 359 00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:16,674 ♪ We have a word that's magic, it'll help us out of any situation ♪ 360 00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:18,718 ♪ We tried it today and found it okay ♪ 361 00:20:18,801 --> 00:20:20,219 ♪ For chasing our troubles away ♪ 362 00:20:20,302 --> 00:20:23,973 ♪ When the jitters begin to get you and you're feeling kind of blue ♪ 363 00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:26,058 ♪ You'll find you can lose the jitters and blues ♪ 364 00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:27,727 ♪ By going like this-- woo-woo ♪ 365 00:20:27,810 --> 00:20:31,188 ♪ Though at first you'll say it's silly and you mightn't believe it's true ♪ 366 00:20:31,272 --> 00:20:33,315 ♪ Just try it and see how happy you'll be ♪ 367 00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:35,067 ♪ The minute you say "woo-woo" ♪ 368 00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:36,902 ♪ When things are tough it's true enough ♪ 369 00:20:36,986 --> 00:20:38,529 ♪ That life is hard to endure ♪ 370 00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:40,489 ♪ But there's really nothing wrong with you ♪ 371 00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:42,158 ♪ That a little woo-woo won't cure ♪ 372 00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:45,703 ♪ So when all your friends desert you and your creditors start to sue ♪ 373 00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:47,830 ♪ Stand up on a chair do this to your hair ♪ 374 00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:49,498 ♪ And holler with us "woo-woo" ♪ 375 00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:53,043 ♪ We have found in every pasture where a herd of cattle browse ♪ 376 00:20:53,127 --> 00:20:55,087 - ♪ They never say "moo" ♪ - ♪ They holler "woo-woo" ♪ 377 00:20:55,171 --> 00:20:56,839 ♪ That's why they're contented cows ♪ 378 00:20:56,922 --> 00:21:00,259 ♪ If the hen that's in your barnyard won't lay eggs, you're in a jam ♪ 379 00:21:00,342 --> 00:21:02,428 - ♪ But you know what to do ♪ - ♪ Just holler "woo-woo" ♪ 380 00:21:02,511 --> 00:21:04,180 ♪ And then she'll lay eggs with ham ♪ 381 00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:07,808 ♪ If someone steals your wife away alas and also alack ♪ 382 00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:09,685 ♪ Be careful, don't yell "woo-woo" too soon ♪ 383 00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:11,228 ♪ He's liable to bring her back ♪ 384 00:21:11,312 --> 00:21:14,899 ♪ Papa Dionne was not surprised with babies number one and two ♪ 385 00:21:14,982 --> 00:21:17,067 - ♪ But at three he said "no" ♪ - ♪ At four he said "whoa" ♪ 386 00:21:17,151 --> 00:21:18,819 ♪ At five he said "woo-woo-woo-woo" ♪ 387 00:21:18,903 --> 00:21:20,654 ♪ You'd never suspect the silly effect ♪ 388 00:21:20,738 --> 00:21:22,364 ♪ A little woo-woo can get ♪ 389 00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:24,283 ♪ They used the phrase in olden days ♪ 390 00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:26,160 ♪ And it hasn't failed us yet ♪ 391 00:21:26,243 --> 00:21:29,747 ♪ Napoleon's the greatest soldier history's ever known ♪ 392 00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:33,375 ♪ They claim he conquered the bloomin' world entirely on his own ♪ 393 00:21:33,459 --> 00:21:36,796 ♪ He did all right in many a fight till the night at Waterloo ♪ 394 00:21:36,879 --> 00:21:38,714 ♪ And what licked the great Napoleon there ♪ 395 00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:40,549 ♪ Was Wellington yelling "woo-woo" ♪ 396 00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:44,178 ♪ When Homer scribbled a poem about the glorious Greece of old ♪ 397 00:21:44,261 --> 00:21:47,723 ♪ He said the Greeks had a word for it but the word was never told ♪ 398 00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:49,475 ♪ So we took looks in ancient books ♪ 399 00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:51,060 ♪ And we finally found it true ♪ 400 00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:53,103 ♪ That the Greeks did have a word for it ♪ 401 00:21:53,187 --> 00:21:54,939 ♪ And the word they had is "woo-woo" ♪ 402 00:21:55,022 --> 00:21:58,567 ♪ When Romeo met Juliet that very romantic night ♪ 403 00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:02,196 ♪ We'd like to describe a scene for you that Shakespeare didn't write ♪ 404 00:22:02,279 --> 00:22:05,491 ♪ The moonlight shone and all alone on the balcony stood the two ♪ 405 00:22:05,574 --> 00:22:07,535 ♪ So he looked at her and she looked at him ♪ 406 00:22:07,618 --> 00:22:09,370 ♪ And both of them said "woo-woo" ♪ 407 00:22:09,453 --> 00:22:11,247 ♪ When Mr. Gloom pops in your room ♪ 408 00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:12,873 ♪ You'll never come to harm ♪ 409 00:22:12,957 --> 00:22:14,750 ♪ If you'll always grin hold up your chin ♪ 410 00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:16,293 ♪ And remember the magic charm ♪ 411 00:22:16,377 --> 00:22:19,839 ♪ Though the odds are all against ya with a team so green and new ♪ 412 00:22:19,922 --> 00:22:21,966 ♪ If you feel that you'll fail to win over Yale ♪ 413 00:22:22,049 --> 00:22:23,634 - ♪ You'll know what to do ♪ - Woo-woo! 414 00:22:23,717 --> 00:22:27,012 ♪ Now, professor we've got a problem "x" plus "y" is 42 ♪ 415 00:22:27,096 --> 00:22:29,056 ♪ We subtract it and then divide it by 10 ♪ 416 00:22:29,139 --> 00:22:30,850 - ♪ And what have we got ♪ - Ah, woo-woo. 417 00:22:30,933 --> 00:22:34,395 ♪ I'm so surprised to realize how strong this habit can be ♪ 418 00:22:34,478 --> 00:22:36,313 ♪ Why, the French are saying "woo-woo" today ♪ 419 00:22:36,397 --> 00:22:37,690 ♪ Where they formerly said "oui, oui" ♪ 420 00:22:37,773 --> 00:22:41,360 ♪ So if ever you get in trouble what's the word to pull you through? ♪ 421 00:22:41,443 --> 00:22:42,862 - ♪ Is it ho-ho? ♪ - ♪ No, no ♪ 422 00:22:42,945 --> 00:22:43,988 - ♪ Hey, hey? ♪ - ♪ Nay, nay ♪ 423 00:22:44,071 --> 00:22:45,823 - ♪ Then give us the old woo-woo ♪ - ♪ Woo-woo ♪ 424 00:22:45,906 --> 00:22:47,616 - ♪ That's it, that's it ♪ - ♪ Woo-woo ♪ 425 00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:50,369 ♪ Woo-woo ♪ 426 00:22:50,452 --> 00:22:53,706 (cheering) 427 00:22:57,001 --> 00:23:00,462 That's the old Texas spirit, fellas. Keep it up, and we'll lick the world. 428 00:23:00,546 --> 00:23:02,298 Well, that's all. Good night, everybody. 429 00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:05,134 (cheering) 430 00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:07,845 (band resumes playing) 431 00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:20,357 You won't mind if I don't take you home, will you, Laura? 432 00:23:20,441 --> 00:23:22,109 I gotta hurry to town to the newspaper office. 433 00:23:22,192 --> 00:23:24,778 You run right along, dear. Don't let me interfere with your work. 434 00:23:24,862 --> 00:23:27,323 You know nothin' else could keep me away from you, beautiful. 435 00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:29,074 - You want to know something else? - What? 436 00:23:29,158 --> 00:23:30,743 - Will you keep it a secret? - Uh-huh. 437 00:23:30,826 --> 00:23:33,454 - (over P.A.): I love you so much it makes me quiver all over. 438 00:23:33,537 --> 00:23:34,747 (laughing) 439 00:23:38,709 --> 00:23:41,754 - And I don't care who knows it! - (cheering) 440 00:23:48,052 --> 00:23:49,887 SLUG: Try that number 16 play again. 441 00:23:49,970 --> 00:23:51,680 And no fumbles this time. 442 00:23:51,764 --> 00:23:54,224 (all shouting) 443 00:23:55,809 --> 00:23:57,561 Twenty-one, thirty-eight… 444 00:24:00,481 --> 00:24:02,816 What's the matter with you? Can't you hold on to the ball? 445 00:24:03,609 --> 00:24:06,487 And who, may I ask, is that big lummox? 446 00:24:07,738 --> 00:24:09,198 That's my brother Elmer. 447 00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:11,992 Oh. Well, never mind, honey. There's one in every family. 448 00:24:12,076 --> 00:24:15,871 I'll have you know Elmer is the best basketball player in this whole state. 449 00:24:15,955 --> 00:24:17,414 We've got a great basketball team. 450 00:24:17,498 --> 00:24:19,625 Yeah. Haven't lost a game in five years. 451 00:24:19,708 --> 00:24:20,876 Basketball. 452 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:24,004 That's a big help. How's your domino team? 453 00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:33,847 (whistle blows) 454 00:24:41,855 --> 00:24:45,734 Say, any more basketball players in that alleged football squad? 455 00:24:45,818 --> 00:24:46,902 Yeah, there's four of 'em. 456 00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:49,822 There's Biff Bentley, Connors, Link and Mather. 457 00:24:49,905 --> 00:24:50,990 Uh-huh. 458 00:24:52,366 --> 00:24:53,492 Excuse me! 459 00:24:54,868 --> 00:24:57,162 MRS. WINTERS: Hey, Slug! Come here! 460 00:24:57,246 --> 00:24:59,832 Oh! Okay. 461 00:24:59,915 --> 00:25:01,709 Put them through that last play again, Biff. 462 00:25:01,792 --> 00:25:04,294 Come on, fellas. Get in there. That was terrible. 463 00:25:04,378 --> 00:25:06,255 - Hurry up. - What do you want now? 464 00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:07,881 Have you read this article, stupid? 465 00:25:07,965 --> 00:25:10,259 Yeah, yeah. I thought it was very flattering. 466 00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:11,427 Don't you realize 467 00:25:11,510 --> 00:25:13,637 there's a sensational idea in what it says? 468 00:25:13,721 --> 00:25:16,306 You've got a lot of great basketball players out there. 469 00:25:16,390 --> 00:25:18,434 Yeah, but I'm trying to teach them to play football. 470 00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:20,811 You've got to teach them to play basketball-football. 471 00:25:20,894 --> 00:25:23,564 - I know-- Basketball-football? - Right! 472 00:25:23,647 --> 00:25:25,232 Oh, listen, honey. Do you feel all right? 473 00:25:25,315 --> 00:25:27,151 Maybe you'd better go home and lie down for a while. 474 00:25:27,234 --> 00:25:28,485 This Texas heat has got you. 475 00:25:28,569 --> 00:25:30,821 Listen, Lug, there's nothing wrong with me. It's you! 476 00:25:30,904 --> 00:25:33,115 Here's the answer to all your problems in black and white, 477 00:25:33,198 --> 00:25:34,366 and you're too dumb to see it! 478 00:25:34,450 --> 00:25:36,201 All right. What do you want me to do? 479 00:25:36,285 --> 00:25:38,037 I want you to practice what they preach. 480 00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:39,246 Will you quit talking riddles? 481 00:25:39,329 --> 00:25:41,707 Look, you've got four great basketball players. 482 00:25:41,790 --> 00:25:43,083 Make them your backfield. 483 00:25:43,167 --> 00:25:45,544 They're used to heaving a basketball to each other. 484 00:25:45,627 --> 00:25:47,713 Let them do the same thing with a football. 485 00:25:47,796 --> 00:25:50,507 Say, there may be something to what you say. 486 00:25:50,591 --> 00:25:52,301 There's everything to it! Use your brain. 487 00:25:52,384 --> 00:25:54,261 Dope out a lot of screwy passing plays. 488 00:25:54,344 --> 00:25:56,388 Let them toss the ball around and run wild. 489 00:25:56,472 --> 00:25:58,015 It's your only chance! Can't you see? 490 00:25:58,098 --> 00:26:00,559 Yeah. Honey, this is the greatest idea you've had 491 00:26:00,642 --> 00:26:02,019 since you asked me to marry you. 492 00:26:06,231 --> 00:26:08,692 (shouting) 493 00:26:08,776 --> 00:26:11,361 Twenty-one, forty-nine… 494 00:26:14,031 --> 00:26:15,199 That's it! 495 00:26:19,828 --> 00:26:23,040 Boy, did you see that play? Nobody'll stop 'em! 496 00:26:23,123 --> 00:26:26,001 Oh, you haven't seen anything yet. This team will be the talk of the country. 497 00:26:26,085 --> 00:26:29,129 - Yeah, and you'll do all the talking. - And I'll do all the-- 498 00:26:29,213 --> 00:26:31,548 Say, it's new! Where'd you get the idea, Mr. Winters? 499 00:26:31,632 --> 00:26:35,010 Oh, it's, uh-- it's from something I picked up in Flushing. 500 00:26:37,096 --> 00:26:39,431 Boy! Oh, babe! 501 00:26:39,515 --> 00:26:42,935 MEN: ♪ All for one and one for all ♪ 502 00:26:43,018 --> 00:26:47,397 ♪ Our pledge can never fail ♪ 503 00:26:47,481 --> 00:26:51,276 ♪ Texas State our alma mater ♪ 504 00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:57,241 ♪ Hail, hail, hail ♪ 505 00:27:00,452 --> 00:27:02,412 (big band music playing) 506 00:27:09,461 --> 00:27:11,130 Awfully crowded in here, isn't it? 507 00:27:11,213 --> 00:27:13,966 It's cooler outside. Want to go for a ride in my new bus? 508 00:27:14,049 --> 00:27:15,551 If you don't go too far. 509 00:27:26,979 --> 00:27:28,272 Hey, Sally. 510 00:27:29,439 --> 00:27:31,483 This'll warm us up if it gets chilly. 511 00:27:31,567 --> 00:27:35,821 Why, the idea of you two kids drinking! And right here on the campus! 512 00:27:35,904 --> 00:27:38,615 Why, you oughta be ashamed of yourself. (sniffs) 513 00:27:38,699 --> 00:27:40,117 Mmm. Gin. 514 00:27:41,827 --> 00:27:44,037 What do you expect for nothin', champagne? 515 00:27:46,290 --> 00:27:48,542 Listen, everybody! Listen, please. 516 00:27:48,625 --> 00:27:50,878 We're gonna settle something once and for all. 517 00:27:50,961 --> 00:27:53,005 Will you gather round here? Here, Tommy. 518 00:27:53,088 --> 00:27:54,381 (chattering) 519 00:27:54,464 --> 00:27:56,717 Now, quiet. This is very high class. 520 00:27:57,593 --> 00:27:59,720 - Chord. - (plays piano) 521 00:28:01,054 --> 00:28:04,099 ♪ On a bright September morning ♪ 522 00:28:04,182 --> 00:28:07,644 ♪ Back in 1922 ♪ 523 00:28:07,728 --> 00:28:10,689 WOMEN: ♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh ♪ 524 00:28:12,065 --> 00:28:15,360 ♪ When our parents told us we could go ♪ 525 00:28:15,444 --> 00:28:19,531 ♪ To dear old TSU ♪ 526 00:28:19,615 --> 00:28:23,035 WOMEN: ♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh ♪ 527 00:28:23,952 --> 00:28:26,538 (crowd laughing) 528 00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:36,423 ♪ We bought freshman caps and pencils ♪ 529 00:28:36,506 --> 00:28:41,303 ♪ And we learned the college cheers ♪ 530 00:28:43,931 --> 00:28:46,099 (crowd laughing) 531 00:28:46,183 --> 00:28:50,062 ♪ And we've loved our alma mater ♪ 532 00:28:50,145 --> 00:28:52,272 ♪ Through these happy ♪ 533 00:28:52,356 --> 00:28:56,401 ♪ Fourteen years ♪ 534 00:28:56,485 --> 00:29:01,365 ♪ We'd rather be in college than anyplace we know ♪ 535 00:29:01,448 --> 00:29:03,367 ♪ 'Cause the day we're through at TSU ♪ 536 00:29:03,450 --> 00:29:05,202 ♪ We'll have no place else to go ♪ 537 00:29:05,285 --> 00:29:08,872 ♪ It's great to be in college, it makes us use our beans ♪ 538 00:29:08,956 --> 00:29:12,501 ♪ You've no idea what we learned last year from campus slot machines ♪ 539 00:29:12,584 --> 00:29:16,338 ♪ Though it's a shame promotion came to spoil our freshman days ♪ 540 00:29:16,421 --> 00:29:18,256 ♪ We're sophomores now 'cause freshmen look ♪ 541 00:29:18,340 --> 00:29:20,092 ♪ So silly with toupees ♪ 542 00:29:20,175 --> 00:29:22,010 ♪ It's great to be in college ♪ 543 00:29:22,094 --> 00:29:23,762 ♪ It's too, too, too divine ♪ 544 00:29:23,845 --> 00:29:25,722 ♪ As the Greeks would say "It is toujours gai" ♪ 545 00:29:25,806 --> 00:29:27,557 ♪ Which in English means it's fine ♪ 546 00:29:27,641 --> 00:29:30,936 ♪ Give a lusty cheer for freshman year and the days of auld lang syne ♪ 547 00:29:31,019 --> 00:29:34,982 ♪ We'd graduate from Texas State, but why leave here and suffer ♪ 548 00:29:35,065 --> 00:29:38,568 ♪ With millions out of work right now we'd only make it tougher ♪ 549 00:29:38,652 --> 00:29:42,280 ♪ We could be famous doctors like the mayos who amaze ya ♪ 550 00:29:42,364 --> 00:29:45,909 ♪ But what's the use you cure some goose and then he never pays ya ♪ 551 00:29:45,993 --> 00:29:49,746 ♪ We might be brilliant lawyers settling other people's grudges ♪ 552 00:29:49,830 --> 00:29:53,375 ♪ We know the law but that's no good 'cause we don't know the judges ♪ 553 00:29:53,458 --> 00:29:55,335 ♪ As plumbers we'd be awfully dumb ♪ 554 00:29:55,419 --> 00:29:57,254 ♪ Because we've never learned to plumb ♪ 555 00:29:57,337 --> 00:30:00,882 ♪ A dentist's life would please us more, but drilling teeth is such a bore ♪ 556 00:30:00,966 --> 00:30:04,594 ♪ We've thought of aviation but that's one thing we can't go for ♪ 557 00:30:04,678 --> 00:30:08,348 ♪ 'Cause we get dizzy when we're only standing on a sofa ♪ 558 00:30:08,432 --> 00:30:11,935 ♪ We'd like to join our fathers in their factories but it's funny ♪ 559 00:30:12,019 --> 00:30:15,564 ♪ They claim they don't need college men to help them lose their money ♪ 560 00:30:15,647 --> 00:30:19,359 ♪ Now, farming might be charming that's a fact that we're allowing ♪ 561 00:30:19,443 --> 00:30:22,904 ♪ But farmers gave up farming since they've started under plowing ♪ 562 00:30:22,988 --> 00:30:24,781 ♪ In politics you're bound to fail ♪ 563 00:30:24,865 --> 00:30:26,783 ♪ You run the bank you go to jail ♪ 564 00:30:26,867 --> 00:30:28,660 ♪ There's nothing else we'd like to do ♪ 565 00:30:28,744 --> 00:30:31,121 ♪ And that's just why we're telling you ♪ 566 00:30:31,204 --> 00:30:35,584 ♪ We'd rather be in college, we're glad we had no choice ♪ 567 00:30:35,667 --> 00:30:39,421 ♪ For if we should be with the C.C.C. it'd be a whole lot worse ♪ 568 00:30:39,504 --> 00:30:43,050 ♪ We love the college dances they've got that certain flair ♪ 569 00:30:43,133 --> 00:30:46,845 ♪ When it's crowded smoke gets in your eyes and drunks get in your hair ♪ 570 00:30:46,928 --> 00:30:50,348 ♪ We joined the gym and learned to swim and if we have cares to drown ♪ 571 00:30:50,432 --> 00:30:54,061 ♪ Our swimming comes in handy, we know every dive in town ♪ 572 00:30:54,144 --> 00:30:57,939 ♪ So drink a toast to Texas the apple of our eye ♪ 573 00:30:58,023 --> 00:31:01,568 ♪ If we have our way here's the place we'll stay and we'll never say good-bye ♪ 574 00:31:01,651 --> 00:31:04,029 ♪ With a college song and a beard that long ♪ 575 00:31:04,112 --> 00:31:08,116 ♪ We'll be sophomores till we die ♪ 576 00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:10,869 (cheering) 577 00:31:12,287 --> 00:31:15,332 Well, coach, we got enough money to send the team and the band too. 578 00:31:15,415 --> 00:31:18,627 That's swell, Chip. You know, I like music with my touchdowns. 579 00:31:18,710 --> 00:31:20,128 MRS. WINTERS: Yahoo! Yippee! 580 00:31:20,212 --> 00:31:22,464 Uh, excuse me, will you, please? 581 00:31:22,547 --> 00:31:24,758 MRS. WINTERS: Yahoo! Whoopee! 582 00:31:24,841 --> 00:31:27,636 ♪ Oh ♪ 583 00:31:27,719 --> 00:31:30,764 ♪ She floats through the air ♪ 584 00:31:30,847 --> 00:31:34,017 ♪ With the greatest of ease ♪ 585 00:31:34,101 --> 00:31:36,394 ♪ Oh, the daring young girl ♪ 586 00:31:36,478 --> 00:31:39,648 ♪ On the flying trapeze ♪ 587 00:31:39,731 --> 00:31:43,735 - Hey. - ♪ Oh, her movements are graceful ♪ 588 00:31:43,819 --> 00:31:45,779 - Get down. Get down. Let go. - Whoopee! 589 00:31:45,862 --> 00:31:48,615 Let go. What's the matter with you? 590 00:31:48,698 --> 00:31:52,202 Aw, is that what you call a tackle? A fine coach you are! 591 00:31:52,285 --> 00:31:54,871 Listen. You've been drinking, eh? 592 00:31:54,955 --> 00:31:57,916 What are you doing, trying to ruin me? Remember, you're my wife. 593 00:31:57,999 --> 00:32:00,418 Aw, why did you have to remind me and spoil my whole evening? 594 00:32:00,502 --> 00:32:01,670 Oh, now, listen, Bessie. 595 00:32:01,753 --> 00:32:03,380 - I have a certain-- - CHIP: Mr. Winters. 596 00:32:04,089 --> 00:32:06,174 Professor Barton would like to see you. 597 00:32:06,258 --> 00:32:07,759 - Tell him I'll be right there. - All right. 598 00:32:07,843 --> 00:32:09,010 Bye, Chippy! 599 00:32:09,719 --> 00:32:12,305 Listen. Now, stay here. Don't go away. I'll be back and get you. 600 00:32:12,389 --> 00:32:14,474 Oh, you run along and don't worry about me. 601 00:32:14,558 --> 00:32:16,226 If your team can hold Yale 602 00:32:16,309 --> 00:32:18,854 - as well as I can hold my liquor, they-- - Shh! Bessie. 603 00:32:21,064 --> 00:32:23,775 (thumping) 604 00:32:28,905 --> 00:32:31,575 - Hiya, Biffo! - Hello, Mrs. Winters. 605 00:32:31,658 --> 00:32:33,743 Well, you're just the man I'm looking for. 606 00:32:33,827 --> 00:32:36,997 You played a great game Saturday, Biff, but I'm sorry, old boy. 607 00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:39,082 You still don't know how to take a man out. 608 00:32:39,166 --> 00:32:40,917 - No? - No, you're not puttin' enough 609 00:32:41,001 --> 00:32:43,044 weight into it. You're hittin' too high. 610 00:32:43,128 --> 00:32:45,964 - Come here. I'll show you how. - You, Mrs. Winters? 611 00:32:46,047 --> 00:32:48,300 You heard me. Come on. Get over here. 612 00:32:48,884 --> 00:32:51,970 Biff, I'm gonna show you how to take a man out and take him out good. 613 00:32:52,053 --> 00:32:55,182 Get down there. Now you relax and watch me. 614 00:32:55,265 --> 00:32:58,560 Signals! Twenty-two, forty-one, sixty-four! Hike! 615 00:33:00,562 --> 00:33:03,356 {\an8}Ow! (groans in pain) 616 00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:06,610 {\an8}- What's the matter? - My leg! My leg. 617 00:33:06,693 --> 00:33:10,155 {\an8}- What's the matter? - (groaning) My leg. My leg. 618 00:33:10,238 --> 00:33:13,283 {\an8}Aw, come on. You're not hurt. Get up! 619 00:33:13,366 --> 00:33:15,243 Oh, I can't. I can't. 620 00:33:15,327 --> 00:33:17,662 Oh, come on! Be a man! 621 00:33:17,746 --> 00:33:19,915 - It's nothing. Stand up. - Okay. All right. 622 00:33:19,998 --> 00:33:22,125 There. See? It's all right. Stand on it. 623 00:33:22,209 --> 00:33:24,502 - (gasps, groans) - That's it. 624 00:33:24,586 --> 00:33:28,131 - Oh! Oh! - Biff! 625 00:33:29,382 --> 00:33:30,634 Biff! 626 00:33:34,721 --> 00:33:37,390 Slug! Hey, Slug! 627 00:33:37,474 --> 00:33:40,060 - Biff! Aw, come on. Get up, Biff. - What's the matter, Mrs. Winters? 628 00:33:40,143 --> 00:33:43,063 It's Biff. He's hurt. Something's happened to him. Slug! 629 00:33:43,146 --> 00:33:44,981 - Hey, Slug! Oh! - What's the matter? 630 00:33:45,065 --> 00:33:47,234 - How's he doing, boys? - What happened, Biff? 631 00:33:51,613 --> 00:33:53,740 It's awful this had to happen to Biff. 632 00:33:53,823 --> 00:33:55,742 Maybe it isn't as bad as we think. 633 00:33:55,825 --> 00:33:57,619 Any news about Biff yet? 634 00:33:57,702 --> 00:33:58,870 - Not a thing. - Not a word, chief. 635 00:34:05,168 --> 00:34:09,089 I'm afraid Bentley won't play any more football this year. 636 00:34:09,172 --> 00:34:11,675 - He has a fractured leg. - (all groaning) 637 00:34:11,758 --> 00:34:13,093 That's terrible! 638 00:34:13,635 --> 00:34:15,470 (murmuring) 639 00:34:29,359 --> 00:34:30,652 Chip. 640 00:34:32,612 --> 00:34:35,490 Don't worry, honey. Everything's going to be all right. 641 00:34:39,202 --> 00:34:43,415 Aw, come on, honey. After all, Biff isn't the whole team. 642 00:34:43,498 --> 00:34:47,002 You're wrong, Laura. He is. Without him, they're a bunch of scrubs. 643 00:34:47,085 --> 00:34:50,588 Oh, so sorry. My name's Herbert Terwilliger van Dyck. 644 00:34:50,672 --> 00:34:53,341 Oh? Too bad. There's nothing I can do about it. 645 00:34:53,425 --> 00:34:55,510 Well, I-I was planning to enroll here. 646 00:34:55,593 --> 00:34:58,263 Could you direct me to the Delta Delta Pi house? 647 00:34:58,346 --> 00:35:00,473 - Oh, are you a double delta? - Sure. 648 00:35:02,892 --> 00:35:05,478 Well, hello! Glad to know you! 649 00:35:05,562 --> 00:35:07,981 Well, the house is right across the campus, two blocks down. 650 00:35:08,064 --> 00:35:10,400 Too bad you didn't get in sooner. You missed the football rally. 651 00:35:10,483 --> 00:35:14,487 Football? A capitalistic device for the exploitation of the masses, 652 00:35:14,571 --> 00:35:18,241 fostered by the meatpacking barons to promote the sale of pigskin. 653 00:35:18,325 --> 00:35:21,911 - But the time is coming-- - Well, I'll see you around sometime. 654 00:35:31,004 --> 00:35:33,798 Ah. How's Biff? Is he all right? 655 00:35:33,882 --> 00:35:37,135 Sure, he's all right. He's fine. He's wonderful. 656 00:35:37,218 --> 00:35:40,513 - Only his leg ain't feeling so good. - What's the matter with it? 657 00:35:40,597 --> 00:35:42,432 Not much. Just busted, that's all. 658 00:35:42,515 --> 00:35:45,518 - Bust-- Oh. - Fine thing. I take my wife 659 00:35:45,602 --> 00:35:48,104 to a dance, and she goes around breaking people's legs. 660 00:35:48,772 --> 00:35:51,191 Well, I didn't do it on purpose, did I? 661 00:35:51,274 --> 00:35:53,568 I told you, I was only showing Biff how to block. 662 00:35:53,652 --> 00:35:56,071 - How did I know that I-- - (clicking) 663 00:35:56,154 --> 00:35:59,074 Twenty-five men on the squad, and you had to pick on my best player. 664 00:35:59,157 --> 00:36:01,910 Why didn't you break your own leg-- or even your neck? 665 00:36:01,993 --> 00:36:04,371 All right! If that's how you feel about it! 666 00:36:04,454 --> 00:36:06,373 You're darn right that's how I feel about it. 667 00:36:06,456 --> 00:36:08,291 COACH: The next time you meddle in my business, 668 00:36:08,375 --> 00:36:10,377 I'm gonna send you back to where you be-- 669 00:36:11,544 --> 00:36:12,879 What are you doin'? 670 00:36:13,546 --> 00:36:17,008 - Oh. Now, wait a minute. - Let me alone. I'm going back home! 671 00:36:17,092 --> 00:36:19,344 Oh, now, listen. Don't be like that, babe. 672 00:36:19,427 --> 00:36:22,347 You can't leave me alone. You know I can't get along without you. 673 00:36:22,430 --> 00:36:26,226 - You'll have to! - But I can't. Honest, honey. Please don't. 674 00:36:26,309 --> 00:36:28,812 Oh, why don't you listen to reason? 675 00:36:28,895 --> 00:36:32,440 We're pals, aren't we? I need you. Honest, I do. 676 00:36:32,524 --> 00:36:35,860 Well, do you promise not to talk to me like that again? 677 00:36:35,944 --> 00:36:39,280 Sure. I didn't mean it. You know how it is. 678 00:36:39,364 --> 00:36:41,950 How would you feel if just when you've built up a great team, 679 00:36:42,033 --> 00:36:44,202 some stupid, half-witted idiot came along-- 680 00:36:44,285 --> 00:36:46,079 Idiot! That settles it. 681 00:36:46,162 --> 00:36:48,498 - What's the matter? - You can't call me a half-wit! 682 00:36:48,581 --> 00:36:50,917 For years I've been trying to help you to get to where you are-- 683 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:52,001 I didn't mean to-- 684 00:36:52,085 --> 00:36:54,295 What do I get for it? You wish I'd break my leg! 685 00:36:54,379 --> 00:36:56,965 - Oh, no, I don't. - I know! You want to get rid of me! 686 00:36:57,048 --> 00:36:59,300 - I didn't say anything-- - You wish that I were dead! 687 00:36:59,384 --> 00:37:02,095 - Aw, no, honey. I didn't say that. - (bawling) 688 00:37:02,178 --> 00:37:05,306 - (crying) I didn't say that at all. - (doorbell rings) 689 00:37:06,182 --> 00:37:09,853 - Go answer the doorbell. - All right. 690 00:37:10,562 --> 00:37:12,605 (crying) 691 00:37:15,442 --> 00:37:20,113 Hello, Chip. Glad to see you. Come on in. 692 00:37:22,991 --> 00:37:26,453 Aw, come on, Coach. Don't take it so hard. Accidents will happen. 693 00:37:26,536 --> 00:37:28,121 - Hello, Chip. - Hello, Mrs. Winters. 694 00:37:28,204 --> 00:37:30,457 Look out. She might break your arm. 695 00:37:33,251 --> 00:37:35,920 Well, what do you think we oughta do, Coach? 696 00:37:36,004 --> 00:37:39,048 - Maybe we'd better cancel the Yale game. - Oh, no, you don't. 697 00:37:39,132 --> 00:37:42,093 Listen, Chip. Can't we find someone to take Biff's place? 698 00:37:42,677 --> 00:37:45,263 There's a peach of a player up at Fort Smith who was coming here, 699 00:37:45,346 --> 00:37:46,848 but he wanted us to pay him. 700 00:37:46,931 --> 00:37:49,100 Of course, we couldn't do that. That would be unethical. 701 00:37:49,726 --> 00:37:51,186 Well, it's been done. 702 00:37:51,269 --> 00:37:53,271 What are you doing, trying to make more trouble for me? 703 00:37:53,354 --> 00:37:56,149 - You keep out of this. - I was only suggesting. 704 00:38:03,323 --> 00:38:04,324 Where are you going? 705 00:38:04,407 --> 00:38:06,242 To the drugstore. Walk me down, Chip? 706 00:38:06,326 --> 00:38:08,453 - CHIP: Certainly. - Can I bring you anything? 707 00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:10,497 Yeah. A ton of aspirin. 708 00:38:10,580 --> 00:38:13,374 - Where you gonna get the headache? - In my he-- 709 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:15,794 There you go again. 710 00:38:17,921 --> 00:38:20,548 Say, Chip, what's the name of this player you were talking about? 711 00:38:20,632 --> 00:38:24,177 Stanley Russell. Oh, but it's no use. We can't offer him money. 712 00:38:24,260 --> 00:38:26,346 You don't have to. You just let me give him a sales talk. 713 00:38:26,429 --> 00:38:29,224 There's no kid that's gonna turn down a chance to play against Yale. 714 00:38:29,307 --> 00:38:31,100 - Where's your car? - It's laid up. 715 00:38:31,184 --> 00:38:32,185 Can you borrow one? 716 00:38:32,268 --> 00:38:34,604 I think I can. Laura has a car. 717 00:38:34,687 --> 00:38:36,981 Then get it and come back here as fast as you can! 718 00:38:37,690 --> 00:38:40,026 Listen, do you want to beat Yale, or don't you? 719 00:38:42,278 --> 00:38:44,781 - I'll be right back. - Remember not a word to his nibs in there. 720 00:38:44,864 --> 00:38:46,282 - I get it. - Hurry! 721 00:38:55,583 --> 00:38:58,461 - This is the place. - LAURA: I'll wait here. 722 00:38:58,545 --> 00:38:59,629 All right. 723 00:39:04,050 --> 00:39:05,051 Now listen, Chip. 724 00:39:05,134 --> 00:39:07,095 You let me do all the talking. You understand? 725 00:39:07,679 --> 00:39:10,056 Pardon me. Does Mr. Stanley Russell live here? 726 00:39:10,139 --> 00:39:11,516 Is he in? 727 00:39:11,599 --> 00:39:13,434 Well, do you expect him back soon? 728 00:39:15,687 --> 00:39:17,730 Well, is there anybody else home? 729 00:39:19,023 --> 00:39:21,526 Thanks, chatterbox. We better sit down here and wait. 730 00:39:21,609 --> 00:39:25,780 Hey! Did you ever hear a tune on a harmonica called "A Fox Chase," 731 00:39:25,864 --> 00:39:27,615 with the dogs and everything in it? 732 00:39:27,699 --> 00:39:29,826 A fox hunt-- no, we haven't. 733 00:39:30,326 --> 00:39:34,664 (playing) 734 00:39:39,377 --> 00:39:43,089 (whines, barking) Here. Here, boy. Here. 735 00:39:43,172 --> 00:39:46,509 (barking, whining) 736 00:39:46,593 --> 00:39:48,595 Here, boy, Fido. Here, Ranger. 737 00:39:51,014 --> 00:39:53,057 (yipping) 738 00:39:53,141 --> 00:39:58,229 Here, boy. Sing, Fido. (grunting, whining) Hurry, Fido. 739 00:39:58,313 --> 00:40:00,565 (harmonica continues) 740 00:40:00,648 --> 00:40:02,984 (yipping) 741 00:40:04,193 --> 00:40:05,570 Come on, boy. 742 00:40:06,821 --> 00:40:09,032 That's it, boy. (yapping) 743 00:40:10,199 --> 00:40:12,493 Here, boy. (yapping) Over now. 744 00:40:13,912 --> 00:40:15,663 (yipping) Come here. 745 00:40:17,999 --> 00:40:19,292 (yaps) 746 00:40:26,299 --> 00:40:27,717 We've been here two hours and a half. 747 00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:29,886 How much longer do you suppose we have to wait for him? 748 00:40:32,013 --> 00:40:33,556 Whoa. Hey, sonny! 749 00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:36,976 Say, did you ever hear a fella play a harmonica three different ways… 750 00:40:37,060 --> 00:40:38,770 and end up playing it with his nose? 751 00:40:38,853 --> 00:40:40,396 With his nose? 752 00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:45,109 (plays "O Susannah") 753 00:40:57,205 --> 00:41:01,376 Oh, sonny, that was fine, but tell me-- haven't you any idea where Stanley is? 754 00:41:02,001 --> 00:41:04,671 - For the love of Mike, where is he? - He's at Yale. 755 00:41:04,754 --> 00:41:06,214 - Yale? - Yale? 756 00:41:06,297 --> 00:41:08,257 Sure. Playin' football. 757 00:41:08,341 --> 00:41:11,928 Footba-- why didn't you tell us this three hours ago? 758 00:41:12,011 --> 00:41:14,347 - You didn't ask me. - We didn't ask-- 759 00:41:14,430 --> 00:41:18,434 (plays harmonica) 760 00:41:19,435 --> 00:41:20,937 Oh! 761 00:41:27,318 --> 00:41:28,861 (rooster crowing) 762 00:41:35,076 --> 00:41:37,370 Don't mind me. I'm a heavy sleeper. 763 00:41:37,453 --> 00:41:38,913 (laughing) 764 00:41:39,956 --> 00:41:41,833 Y'all stop for melons? 765 00:41:42,458 --> 00:41:45,169 Well, no, not exactly, but it's an idea. 766 00:41:45,253 --> 00:41:46,337 Are they nice and ripe? 767 00:41:46,421 --> 00:41:48,589 They ain't nothin' else but. 768 00:41:48,673 --> 00:41:51,092 - All right. Give us three. - All right. 769 00:41:51,175 --> 00:41:52,802 (rooster crowing) 770 00:41:53,761 --> 00:41:55,263 Amos! 771 00:41:57,056 --> 00:41:59,892 - Hello! - Pick three! 772 00:42:07,775 --> 00:42:09,861 All right. Let 'em come. 773 00:42:13,656 --> 00:42:15,950 (whistles) What a heave! 774 00:42:26,919 --> 00:42:29,088 Say, can he do that again? 775 00:42:29,172 --> 00:42:32,216 Sho' 'nuff. Just keep your peepers on it. 776 00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:46,147 Who is that? 777 00:42:46,230 --> 00:42:47,690 That's my brother, Amos. 778 00:42:47,774 --> 00:42:50,443 I'm Sairy Dodd, and I can sing. You want to hear me? 779 00:42:50,526 --> 00:42:51,778 Not right now. 780 00:42:52,612 --> 00:42:55,114 Just about the size of a football. 781 00:43:04,415 --> 00:43:08,836 - Call your brother. I want to talk to him. - Amos! Come a-runnin'! 782 00:43:09,420 --> 00:43:12,006 (rooster crowing) 783 00:43:12,799 --> 00:43:14,467 He can run powerful fast too. 784 00:43:14,550 --> 00:43:17,845 He oughta. He's got the biggest feet in Craw County. 785 00:43:17,929 --> 00:43:19,806 The bigger the feet, the better the kick. 786 00:43:19,889 --> 00:43:23,101 - Hey, are you thinkin' of-- - Brother, I'm not thinking. I'm praying. 787 00:43:26,896 --> 00:43:28,523 SAIRY: Don't be scared, Amos. 788 00:43:28,606 --> 00:43:30,441 They're friendly. 789 00:43:31,859 --> 00:43:34,320 - Howdy, folks. - Glad to meet you, Amos. 790 00:43:34,987 --> 00:43:38,157 - Why? - How would you like to go to college? 791 00:43:38,241 --> 00:43:40,493 What fer? I hain't done nothin'. 792 00:43:40,576 --> 00:43:43,329 It's a chance to get an education, and it won't cost you a cent. 793 00:43:43,412 --> 00:43:45,081 We'll get you a scholarship. 794 00:43:45,998 --> 00:43:47,166 All that for free? 795 00:43:47,250 --> 00:43:49,127 - Absolutely. - No foolin'? 796 00:43:49,210 --> 00:43:50,503 Cross my heart. 797 00:43:51,629 --> 00:43:54,298 Aw, shucks. I got enough book learnin'. 798 00:43:54,382 --> 00:43:57,844 - You hain't neither! - Shut your mouth before I smack you down. 799 00:43:58,427 --> 00:44:00,513 You could study agriculture, Amos. 800 00:44:00,596 --> 00:44:03,683 What I want with that? I'm a-gonna be a farmer. 801 00:44:04,350 --> 00:44:06,602 You can meet some nice girls at college. 802 00:44:07,270 --> 00:44:10,314 - Aw, shucks. - Oh, Amos is scared of girls. 803 00:44:10,398 --> 00:44:11,691 I ain't not! 804 00:44:11,774 --> 00:44:14,360 I could introduce you to a lot of lovely girls. 805 00:44:15,611 --> 00:44:16,821 With shoes on? 806 00:44:16,904 --> 00:44:18,656 Sure, and stockings too. 807 00:44:19,323 --> 00:44:21,534 Huh? Oh, gee whiz! 808 00:44:21,617 --> 00:44:23,953 Does this here college place give folks singin' lessons? 809 00:44:24,036 --> 00:44:26,330 Yes, we have a fine department of music. 810 00:44:26,414 --> 00:44:28,082 And they teach hog calling. 811 00:44:28,166 --> 00:44:30,334 Amos, you're a-goin', and I'm a-goin' with. 812 00:44:30,418 --> 00:44:32,044 I aim to learn to sing proper. 813 00:44:32,128 --> 00:44:35,006 - Now, look-a here, Sairy. - Now, you know how I can sing. 814 00:44:35,089 --> 00:44:38,009 - Do y'all wanna hear me? - Oh, yes, Sairy, but not now. 815 00:44:38,092 --> 00:44:40,970 Come along now, Amos, so's I can fetch my Sunday dress. 816 00:44:41,679 --> 00:44:43,598 I allow as how you'd better take your shoes along. 817 00:44:43,681 --> 00:44:44,807 Don't you think? 818 00:44:44,891 --> 00:44:46,559 - Oh, yes, by all means. - Come on! 819 00:44:46,642 --> 00:44:47,768 We'll be right back. 820 00:44:47,852 --> 00:44:49,061 Oh, please, hurry. 821 00:44:49,854 --> 00:44:51,314 Oh! 822 00:44:51,397 --> 00:44:54,400 - (horn honking) - Hey, Slug! 823 00:44:54,483 --> 00:44:56,611 - Bessie! - (honking continues) 824 00:44:56,694 --> 00:44:59,197 Hey, Slug! Hey! Slug! 825 00:45:00,364 --> 00:45:02,408 - Hey! - Bessie! 826 00:45:02,491 --> 00:45:04,285 - Slug! - Come on, Amos. Come on. 827 00:45:04,368 --> 00:45:06,662 Sairy, Laura, come on. I want you to meet the coach. 828 00:45:06,746 --> 00:45:09,081 - Come on. - Bessie! Wait a minute. 829 00:45:09,165 --> 00:45:12,376 - Where were you last night? - Oh, nix on the drama. 830 00:45:12,460 --> 00:45:13,711 Amos, come here. 831 00:45:14,754 --> 00:45:17,757 This is it, Amos. Isn't this a great place? (chuckling) 832 00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:20,551 Here, I want you to meet my friend Amos. 833 00:45:20,635 --> 00:45:24,472 Oh, yeah? What do you mean by keeping my wife out all night? 834 00:45:24,555 --> 00:45:27,767 What's the matter with you? Have you gone crazy? 835 00:45:27,850 --> 00:45:30,645 Give me that football. Come here, Amos. 836 00:45:30,728 --> 00:45:32,980 - Yeah. Come on, Amos. - Don't be afraid. 837 00:45:33,064 --> 00:45:35,608 There. Here. 838 00:45:35,691 --> 00:45:37,485 - You see this? - Uh-huh. 839 00:45:37,568 --> 00:45:38,861 It's a football. 840 00:45:38,945 --> 00:45:41,530 Yeah. I've heard tell of them there things. 841 00:45:41,614 --> 00:45:43,574 - Go ahead. Throw it, Amos. - Yeah. Here. 842 00:45:45,034 --> 00:45:47,745 - T'ain't got much heft to it. - (chuckles) 843 00:45:47,828 --> 00:45:50,039 - Where'll I heave it to? - Oh-- 844 00:45:51,374 --> 00:45:54,168 - You see that light down there? - Uh-huh. 845 00:45:54,252 --> 00:45:55,920 - Throw it at that. - (chuckles) 846 00:45:56,003 --> 00:45:57,380 Go ahead. Throw it. 847 00:46:00,132 --> 00:46:01,467 What's the matter? 848 00:46:01,550 --> 00:46:02,677 Aw, shucks. 849 00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:03,970 What's wrong, Amos? 850 00:46:09,350 --> 00:46:11,519 Amos wants to know if'n it's all right… 851 00:46:11,602 --> 00:46:13,604 if'n he takes off his shoes. 852 00:46:14,313 --> 00:46:16,232 Tell him he can take off anything he wants. 853 00:46:16,315 --> 00:46:17,441 Go ahead, Amos. 854 00:46:17,525 --> 00:46:19,902 I kinda like to feel my toes get a hold of the earth. 855 00:46:19,986 --> 00:46:22,154 That's perfectly all right. Go ahead. 856 00:46:24,115 --> 00:46:25,491 What's the matter now? 857 00:46:26,033 --> 00:46:28,119 I'm a-scared I'll bust that light. 858 00:46:28,202 --> 00:46:30,371 You do, and I'll eat that football. 859 00:46:30,454 --> 00:46:32,081 Go ahead, Amos. Show 'em. 860 00:46:37,962 --> 00:46:40,631 Oh, boy! That was swell, Amos! Shake, that was great! 861 00:46:40,715 --> 00:46:43,509 Well, how will you have your football-- on whole wheat or rye? 862 00:46:43,592 --> 00:46:46,220 I'll have it-- has someone got a ball? 863 00:46:46,304 --> 00:46:49,640 - Here. Try that other light. - Go ahead, Amos. 864 00:46:51,642 --> 00:46:53,686 Supposin' I bust that one too? 865 00:46:53,769 --> 00:46:56,480 - It's okay. This one's on the house. - Come on. 866 00:46:56,564 --> 00:46:57,982 Give him a little room, boys. 867 00:47:02,611 --> 00:47:05,072 (cheering) 868 00:47:08,034 --> 00:47:11,329 - Hey, brother, you're a whiz! - Aw, 't weren't nothin'. 869 00:47:11,412 --> 00:47:13,748 - That's a big light. - (all laughing) 870 00:47:13,831 --> 00:47:17,168 - I can sing. You wanna hear me? - ALL: Yeah! 871 00:47:17,251 --> 00:47:19,045 Oh, no. Not now, honey. 872 00:47:19,128 --> 00:47:22,381 We found him in a melon patch playing quarterback for a bunch of cantaloupes. 873 00:47:22,465 --> 00:47:25,301 Boy, if this is a dream, don't wake me. He's better than Bentley. 874 00:47:25,384 --> 00:47:27,303 - Certainly! - You know-- 875 00:47:27,386 --> 00:47:30,139 Don't you go trying to teach him how to play football. 876 00:47:30,222 --> 00:47:33,100 - Better hurry up and enroll him. - Enroll him? Holy smoke. 877 00:47:33,184 --> 00:47:35,019 - What's the matter? - I wonder if he's eligible. 878 00:47:35,102 --> 00:47:36,479 - Oh, sure he's-- - Certainly he-- 879 00:47:36,562 --> 00:47:37,897 What? 880 00:47:38,564 --> 00:47:40,024 Oh! 881 00:47:42,401 --> 00:47:43,778 What a break. 882 00:47:43,861 --> 00:47:46,489 We finally find the greatest football passer in the country, 883 00:47:46,572 --> 00:47:48,157 and he can't get into college. 884 00:47:48,783 --> 00:47:51,744 And this stupe has been here seven years and can't get out. 885 00:47:51,827 --> 00:47:53,704 (laughing) 886 00:47:53,788 --> 00:47:55,498 - (laughter) - What's the matter? 887 00:47:55,581 --> 00:47:59,794 Read this. Brothers and comrades, read these carefully. 888 00:47:59,877 --> 00:48:02,838 A message of vital importance to the collegiate youth of the nation. 889 00:48:02,922 --> 00:48:03,964 What's this? 890 00:48:04,048 --> 00:48:05,216 Read it. 891 00:48:10,846 --> 00:48:12,598 Are you fellas socially aggressive? 892 00:48:12,681 --> 00:48:15,893 - (laughs) He's socially offensive! - Oh, get outta here! 893 00:48:15,976 --> 00:48:16,977 What are you doing with these? 894 00:48:17,561 --> 00:48:19,897 Spreading the message of intellectual freedom. 895 00:48:19,980 --> 00:48:22,942 - This might get you into trouble. - We martyrs fear nothing! 896 00:48:23,025 --> 00:48:25,027 I spent two months in a jail in New Jersey. 897 00:48:25,111 --> 00:48:26,112 What for? 898 00:48:26,195 --> 00:48:28,739 I crashed a brick through the window of a bank. 899 00:48:28,823 --> 00:48:31,575 The capitalistic faculty at Bradley expelled me. 900 00:48:31,659 --> 00:48:33,577 But I shall carry on here. 901 00:48:33,661 --> 00:48:37,456 Tomorrow, after I've enrolled, my work begins in earnest. 902 00:48:37,957 --> 00:48:39,667 - You haven't enrolled yet? - No. 903 00:48:40,918 --> 00:48:42,920 - Have you got your credentials? - Oh, yes. 904 00:48:43,712 --> 00:48:45,297 They're in perfect order. 905 00:48:45,381 --> 00:48:49,135 You bet. Anybody could get in college with credentials like these. 906 00:48:49,718 --> 00:48:51,595 Boys, take good care of Herbie. 907 00:48:51,679 --> 00:48:52,888 TSU needs him. 908 00:48:53,806 --> 00:48:56,767 Brothers, I can't tell you how delighted I am… 909 00:48:56,851 --> 00:49:01,814 to find myself among such splendid, intelligent sympathizers in our cause. 910 00:49:01,897 --> 00:49:03,816 (shouting) The time has come-- 911 00:49:03,899 --> 00:49:06,193 - (Herbie continues orating) - Hello. Is this Judge Fleming? 912 00:49:06,277 --> 00:49:08,863 - Speaking. - This is Chip Carson. 913 00:49:08,946 --> 00:49:11,365 Look, would you settle a little argument that we're having here? 914 00:49:11,449 --> 00:49:12,491 Well, what is it? 915 00:49:12,575 --> 00:49:16,162 Could a fella get 60 days for tossing a brick through the bank window? 916 00:49:16,245 --> 00:49:19,123 You know, like, say, the big plate glass one on College Street? 917 00:49:19,206 --> 00:49:22,751 That's just exactly what I'd give him-- 60 days. 918 00:49:22,835 --> 00:49:26,172 Fine. Thanks, Judge. Thanks very much. (chuckles) 919 00:49:26,255 --> 00:49:28,424 Hey, Red, Jimmy! Come here! Come here, quick. 920 00:49:28,507 --> 00:49:30,426 (muttering) 921 00:49:30,509 --> 00:49:32,761 Listen, fellas, all we gotta do is-- 922 00:49:32,845 --> 00:49:35,014 Read these carefully, boys. 923 00:49:35,097 --> 00:49:38,517 We are the rising generation of mental giants… 924 00:49:38,601 --> 00:49:40,811 who will loose the ties that bind us… 925 00:49:40,895 --> 00:49:45,274 as sure as my name is H. Terwilliger van Dyck. 926 00:49:45,357 --> 00:49:48,444 Wait a minute. What did you say your name is? 927 00:49:48,527 --> 00:49:50,237 H. Terwilliger van Dyck. 928 00:49:50,738 --> 00:49:53,657 - Can you prove it? - Sure, he can. Show him your credentials. 929 00:49:54,909 --> 00:49:56,202 Take a look at those. 930 00:50:01,248 --> 00:50:03,626 H. Terwilliger van Dyck? 931 00:50:03,709 --> 00:50:06,170 TOGETHER: H. Terwilliger van Dyck? 932 00:50:06,253 --> 00:50:09,048 Why, that name sounds vaguely familiar. 933 00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:11,634 ALL: Ah! 934 00:50:11,717 --> 00:50:15,638 ♪ So you're the guy they said can try and help us start the revolution ♪ 935 00:50:15,721 --> 00:50:16,722 - Who? - You! 936 00:50:16,805 --> 00:50:17,806 - Me? - Yes, you. 937 00:50:17,890 --> 00:50:19,517 - Not me. Oh, no. - Oh, yes. 938 00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:23,187 ♪ Now, don't deny that you're the guy they sent to start the revolution ♪ 939 00:50:23,270 --> 00:50:24,480 - Who? - You! 940 00:50:24,563 --> 00:50:25,564 - Me? - Yes, you. 941 00:50:25,648 --> 00:50:26,857 - Not me. Oh, no. - Oh, yes. 942 00:50:26,941 --> 00:50:29,109 ♪ We need a leader with a brain like yours ♪ 943 00:50:29,193 --> 00:50:30,861 ♪ As the moving spirit of the faction ♪ 944 00:50:30,945 --> 00:50:32,988 ♪ For years we've waited till the time was right ♪ 945 00:50:33,072 --> 00:50:34,740 ♪ But tonight we're going into action ♪ 946 00:50:34,823 --> 00:50:36,617 ♪ The rich no more shall bleed us ♪ 947 00:50:36,700 --> 00:50:38,410 ♪ Van Dyck is here to lead us ♪ 948 00:50:38,494 --> 00:50:40,538 ♪ Stop dallying Stop dallying ♪ 949 00:50:40,621 --> 00:50:42,623 ♪ Our chief has come and freed us ♪ 950 00:50:42,706 --> 00:50:46,085 ♪ Down with everything that's the flaming credo ♪ 951 00:50:46,168 --> 00:50:50,172 ♪ Of the anti-super-poopa-doopa commu-bolshi-radicals ♪ 952 00:50:50,256 --> 00:50:53,676 ♪ Down with everything Loosen your libido ♪ 953 00:50:53,759 --> 00:50:57,221 ♪ With the contra-neo GOP-O deme-publi-craticals ♪ 954 00:50:57,304 --> 00:50:59,431 ♪ You said you're red That's what you said ♪ 955 00:50:59,515 --> 00:51:01,141 ♪ But we said you're not red enough ♪ 956 00:51:01,225 --> 00:51:03,185 ♪ We want you as a brother ♪ 957 00:51:03,269 --> 00:51:04,937 ♪ 'Cause we're all against one another ♪ 958 00:51:05,020 --> 00:51:08,649 ♪ Down with everything that's the burning slogan ♪ 959 00:51:08,732 --> 00:51:12,653 ♪ Of the anti-super-poopa-doopa commu-bolshi-radicals ♪ 960 00:51:12,736 --> 00:51:14,655 ♪ At last we found a man of steel ♪ 961 00:51:14,738 --> 00:51:16,240 ♪ To lead the cause to victory ♪ 962 00:51:16,323 --> 00:51:18,450 ♪ Thumbs down on all the classes ♪ 963 00:51:18,534 --> 00:51:20,119 ♪ We must protect the masses ♪ 964 00:51:20,202 --> 00:51:22,079 - ♪ From monarchy ♪ - ♪ And anarchy ♪ 965 00:51:22,162 --> 00:51:24,206 ♪ We'll turn things upside-down-archy ♪ 966 00:51:24,290 --> 00:51:26,083 ♪ Should we pay tax to break our backs ♪ 967 00:51:26,166 --> 00:51:28,127 - ♪ While our comrades sit and suffer ♪ - No! 968 00:51:28,210 --> 00:51:29,878 ♪ Should we have pie and scotch and rye ♪ 969 00:51:29,962 --> 00:51:31,839 - ♪ Which they don't have enough of ♪ - No! 970 00:51:31,922 --> 00:51:33,716 ♪ The rich get rich The poor get kids ♪ 971 00:51:33,799 --> 00:51:35,509 ♪ Which makes it four times tougher ♪ 972 00:51:35,593 --> 00:51:37,219 ♪ But comes the revolution ♪ 973 00:51:37,303 --> 00:51:39,471 - ♪ And let 'em all eat cake ♪ - Hey! 974 00:51:39,555 --> 00:51:41,307 ♪ Can we stand here as thousands cheer ♪ 975 00:51:41,390 --> 00:51:43,142 - ♪ And happy days are brewing ♪ - No! 976 00:51:43,225 --> 00:51:45,060 ♪ If you should fail to land in jail ♪ 977 00:51:45,144 --> 00:51:47,104 - ♪ Will we know what we're doing ♪ - No! 978 00:51:47,187 --> 00:51:50,608 ♪ We just forgot exactly what it was that we're pursuing ♪ 979 00:51:50,691 --> 00:51:54,111 ♪ But comes the revolution and everything is Jake ♪ 980 00:51:54,194 --> 00:51:56,739 - ♪ Make up your mind ♪ - ♪ Is it yes or is it no, sir ♪ 981 00:51:56,822 --> 00:51:58,741 ♪ You're the boss and you must show it ♪ 982 00:51:58,824 --> 00:52:00,576 ♪ Now the time is drawing closer ♪ 983 00:52:00,659 --> 00:52:02,578 ♪ Get the brick He's gonna throw it ♪ 984 00:52:02,661 --> 00:52:04,538 ♪ Get the brick He's gonna throw it ♪ 985 00:52:04,622 --> 00:52:06,332 ♪ Get the brick He's gonna throw it ♪ 986 00:52:06,415 --> 00:52:08,292 ♪ Get the brick He's gonna throw it ♪ 987 00:52:08,375 --> 00:52:10,252 Get the brick! I'm gonna throw it! 988 00:52:10,336 --> 00:52:12,004 ♪ Down Down with everything ♪ 989 00:52:12,087 --> 00:52:13,714 ♪ Nothing ever satisfies ♪ 990 00:52:13,797 --> 00:52:17,551 ♪ The anti-super-poopa-doopa commu-bolshi-radicals ♪ 991 00:52:17,635 --> 00:52:19,511 ♪ Frown on everything ♪ 992 00:52:19,595 --> 00:52:21,347 ♪ Even we ourselves despise ♪ 993 00:52:21,430 --> 00:52:23,390 ♪ The contra-fasci streamlined chassis ♪ 994 00:52:23,474 --> 00:52:25,017 ♪ Who-knows-what's-a-matticals ♪ 995 00:52:25,100 --> 00:52:26,894 ♪ Three cheers for van the super man ♪ 996 00:52:26,977 --> 00:52:28,604 ♪ He loves the proletariat ♪ 997 00:52:28,687 --> 00:52:29,855 - MAN: Knock, knock! - ALL: Who's there? 998 00:52:29,938 --> 00:52:31,649 - It's reva! - Reva who? 999 00:52:31,732 --> 00:52:32,941 Revolution! 1000 00:52:33,025 --> 00:52:36,153 ♪ Down with everything That's the burning slogan ♪ 1001 00:52:36,236 --> 00:52:42,368 ♪ Of the anti-super-poopa-doopa commu-bolshi-radicals ♪ 1002 00:52:42,451 --> 00:52:44,828 (all cheering) 1003 00:52:45,746 --> 00:52:47,164 Hey! Here's the brick! 1004 00:52:47,247 --> 00:52:48,248 Where's the bank? 1005 00:52:48,332 --> 00:52:50,501 In case you're arrested, your name is John Smith. 1006 00:52:50,584 --> 00:52:52,711 Right! And tonight, John Smith makes history! 1007 00:52:52,795 --> 00:52:55,464 - (all cheering) - On to the bank! 1008 00:52:57,424 --> 00:52:58,634 Call the police! 1009 00:53:11,146 --> 00:53:13,107 (laughing) 1010 00:53:15,609 --> 00:53:16,694 COP: What's the big idea? 1011 00:53:16,777 --> 00:53:19,988 I do this as a protest of the collegiate youth against the tyranny-- 1012 00:53:20,072 --> 00:53:21,865 - COP: Tell it to the judge! - I reiterate-- 1013 00:53:21,949 --> 00:53:26,328 I do this as a protest of the collegiate youth of the United States against… 1014 00:53:33,293 --> 00:53:34,712 - Sairy! - Amos! 1015 00:53:35,713 --> 00:53:37,631 Well, I wouldn't have knowed ya… 1016 00:53:37,715 --> 00:53:39,299 if I hadn't have known who you was. 1017 00:53:39,383 --> 00:53:40,843 Me nuther. 1018 00:53:40,926 --> 00:53:43,762 Where'd you get all them store-boughten clothes, Sairy? 1019 00:53:43,846 --> 00:53:45,764 - Laura give 'em to me. - She did? 1020 00:53:45,848 --> 00:53:48,559 - She's awful nice, Amos. - Shh. 1021 00:53:48,642 --> 00:53:50,144 My name hain't Amos. 1022 00:53:50,644 --> 00:53:53,480 - 'Tis too. - 'T ain't nuther. Not no more. 1023 00:53:53,564 --> 00:53:54,857 Then what is it? 1024 00:53:54,940 --> 00:53:57,025 Herbert-- Herbert, um-- 1025 00:53:57,526 --> 00:53:59,528 Um, what does it say there? 1026 00:53:59,611 --> 00:54:01,238 Chip wrote it down for me. 1027 00:54:01,321 --> 00:54:04,324 SAIRY: Herbert van "Dick." 1028 00:54:04,408 --> 00:54:08,036 Dyck. Dyck. That's it. Herbert van Dyck. 1029 00:54:08,120 --> 00:54:10,205 Well, call my hogs! 1030 00:54:10,289 --> 00:54:12,416 Ain't that a name! Where'd you get it? 1031 00:54:12,499 --> 00:54:15,669 Chip give it to me for to play this here football with. 1032 00:54:15,753 --> 00:54:18,505 Then my name's gotta be van Dyck too, hain't it? 1033 00:54:18,589 --> 00:54:20,632 Mm-hmm. I reckon so. 1034 00:54:20,716 --> 00:54:21,842 Come on. 1035 00:54:22,718 --> 00:54:23,886 Van Dyck. 1036 00:54:24,595 --> 00:54:27,097 Gotta get me a high-tone front handle for that. 1037 00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:30,350 - I got it! - Huh? 1038 00:54:30,434 --> 00:54:32,436 - Murine! - Murine? 1039 00:54:32,519 --> 00:54:34,605 Well, that's right fancy. Where'd you get that? 1040 00:54:34,688 --> 00:54:36,690 - Off'n a bottle. - (chuckles) 1041 00:54:38,442 --> 00:54:40,694 (crowd cheering) 1042 00:54:47,159 --> 00:54:48,535 (whistle blows) 1043 00:54:48,619 --> 00:54:51,246 - Hike! - (shouting, chattering) 1044 00:54:53,165 --> 00:54:54,541 Hike! 1045 00:55:08,847 --> 00:55:11,850 (crowd cheering) 1046 00:55:20,776 --> 00:55:23,278 (jazz) 1047 00:55:27,115 --> 00:55:28,242 Hiya, Van. What's up? 1048 00:55:28,325 --> 00:55:30,827 - Hello, Van. How ya doing? - Hiya, van Dyck! 1049 00:55:30,911 --> 00:55:32,204 Hello. 1050 00:55:33,497 --> 00:55:34,957 - Hello, van Dyck. - Hello. 1051 00:55:35,040 --> 00:55:36,124 Hello. 1052 00:55:42,381 --> 00:55:44,299 (jazz music playing) 1053 00:55:45,342 --> 00:55:46,760 Look! 1054 00:55:54,184 --> 00:55:56,228 So that's what kept him out last night. 1055 00:55:56,311 --> 00:55:59,273 The little devil. She must be rooting for Yale. 1056 00:56:09,950 --> 00:56:11,410 Get a load of that. 1057 00:56:15,455 --> 00:56:17,791 When she gets through with him, they'll have to plow him under. 1058 00:56:17,874 --> 00:56:19,251 You're not kidding. 1059 00:56:24,715 --> 00:56:26,341 - Hello. (chuckles) 1060 00:56:28,844 --> 00:56:29,845 What's the matter? 1061 00:56:29,928 --> 00:56:31,972 He's cutting in. I'll have to dance with him. 1062 00:56:32,055 --> 00:56:34,349 - With both of us? - No. 1063 00:56:34,433 --> 00:56:37,185 We'll dance around, and you cut in on us. See? 1064 00:56:37,269 --> 00:56:38,478 Oh. 1065 00:56:42,482 --> 00:56:44,276 Aw, shucks. 1066 00:56:44,860 --> 00:56:46,695 I thought you didn't want to go to this dance. 1067 00:56:46,778 --> 00:56:49,364 - I changed my mind. - Don't kid me. 1068 00:56:49,906 --> 00:56:53,327 You've fallen for that hillbilly just 'cause he got his picture in the papers. 1069 00:56:53,410 --> 00:56:54,661 Oh, have I? 1070 00:56:58,248 --> 00:57:00,334 Guess I'd better take this back to the jewelers. 1071 00:57:00,417 --> 00:57:03,003 - For me? - It was. 1072 00:57:03,086 --> 00:57:05,255 Oh, Morty, darling. 1073 00:57:09,426 --> 00:57:11,136 (music ends) 1074 00:57:30,697 --> 00:57:33,450 - Hiya, big boy. - Having a nice time? 1075 00:57:33,533 --> 00:57:36,536 Well, I was, but I'm a-gettin' kinda tired. 1076 00:57:36,620 --> 00:57:39,289 - I reckon I'll go on home. - Where's Sally? 1077 00:57:39,831 --> 00:57:41,291 Oh, I don't know. 1078 00:57:42,084 --> 00:57:43,168 Go get him. 1079 00:57:43,251 --> 00:57:45,087 - Oh, Mr. van Dyck. - Huh? 1080 00:57:45,170 --> 00:57:47,047 You haven't danced with me yet. 1081 00:57:47,130 --> 00:57:49,841 Well, gosh, I don't feel much like dancin' no more. 1082 00:57:49,925 --> 00:57:51,927 MAN: Where's Tommy? We want the Balboa! 1083 00:57:52,010 --> 00:57:54,054 - Come on! - ALL: The Balboa! (cheering, shouting) 1084 00:57:54,137 --> 00:57:58,016 All right! Balboa! We want the Balboa! 1085 00:57:58,100 --> 00:57:59,226 Okay! The Balboa! 1086 00:57:59,810 --> 00:58:01,687 Come on. They're gonna do the Balboa. 1087 00:58:01,770 --> 00:58:04,272 Oh, I can't do no newfangled dancin'. 1088 00:58:04,356 --> 00:58:06,233 Oh, come on. It's easy. 1089 00:58:06,316 --> 00:58:12,197 (jazz music playing) 1090 00:58:17,953 --> 00:58:19,996 ♪ Once Balboa ♪ 1091 00:58:20,080 --> 00:58:21,915 ♪ Famed Balboa ♪ 1092 00:58:21,998 --> 00:58:25,293 ♪ Found the great Pacific shore ♪ 1093 00:58:27,713 --> 00:58:29,631 ♪ But Balboa ♪ 1094 00:58:29,715 --> 00:58:31,591 ♪ Old Balboa ♪ 1095 00:58:31,675 --> 00:58:34,678 ♪ Wouldn't know it any more ♪ 1096 00:58:37,180 --> 00:58:40,976 ♪ To be specific his Pacific Ocean ♪ 1097 00:58:41,059 --> 00:58:44,604 ♪ Has a different and terrific motion ♪ 1098 00:58:45,856 --> 00:58:47,733 ♪ At a glance ♪ 1099 00:58:47,816 --> 00:58:49,735 ♪ He'd fall ♪ 1100 00:58:49,818 --> 00:58:51,570 ♪ For a dance ♪ 1101 00:58:51,653 --> 00:58:53,029 ♪ We call ♪ 1102 00:58:53,113 --> 00:58:57,033 ♪ The Balboa, The Balboa ♪ 1103 00:58:57,117 --> 00:58:59,786 ♪ It's a dance that had to click ♪ 1104 00:59:02,873 --> 00:59:06,793 ♪ That Balboa Our Balboa ♪ 1105 00:59:06,877 --> 00:59:09,379 ♪ Take three steps and then you kick ♪ 1106 00:59:12,883 --> 00:59:16,011 ♪ Keep on dancing ♪ 1107 00:59:16,094 --> 00:59:19,765 ♪ And you'll discover ♪ 1108 00:59:19,848 --> 00:59:23,685 ♪ That you're romancing ♪ 1109 00:59:23,769 --> 00:59:27,564 ♪ Your dancing lover ♪ 1110 00:59:28,231 --> 00:59:30,150 ♪ Shake a little bit Swing a little bit ♪ 1111 00:59:30,233 --> 00:59:32,194 ♪ Break a little bit Wing a little bit ♪ 1112 00:59:32,277 --> 00:59:34,196 ♪ Hop a little bit Toe a little bit ♪ 1113 00:59:34,279 --> 00:59:36,448 ♪ Stop a little bit Go a little bit ♪ 1114 00:59:36,531 --> 00:59:39,659 ♪ Oh, Balboa ♪ 1115 00:59:39,743 --> 00:59:41,620 ♪ Balboa ♪ 1116 00:59:41,703 --> 00:59:46,416 ♪ Let's go ♪ 1117 01:00:00,931 --> 01:00:03,308 - ♪ Jump a little bit swing a little bit ♪ - ♪ Jump, swing ♪ 1118 01:00:03,391 --> 01:00:05,227 - ♪ Bump a little bit, wing a little bit ♪ - ♪ Bump, wing ♪ 1119 01:00:05,310 --> 01:00:06,812 - ♪ Hop a little bit, toe a little bit ♪ - ♪ Hop, toe ♪ 1120 01:00:06,895 --> 01:00:09,439 - Stop! Go! - ♪ Stop a little bit, go a little bit ♪ 1121 01:00:09,523 --> 01:00:12,609 ALL: ♪ Oh, Balboa ♪ 1122 01:00:12,692 --> 01:00:14,444 ♪ Balboa ♪ 1123 01:00:14,528 --> 01:00:17,030 - ♪ Let's go ♪ - ♪ Jump a little bit, swing a little bit ♪ 1124 01:00:17,113 --> 01:00:19,658 ♪ Bump a little bit Wing a little bit ♪ 1125 01:00:19,741 --> 01:00:25,413 ♪ Balboa ♪ 1126 01:00:32,420 --> 01:00:34,422 (laughing) 1127 01:00:36,341 --> 01:00:39,386 - Why, Amos, what's the matter? - I'm a-goin' home. 1128 01:00:39,469 --> 01:00:42,347 - Why, you can't do that, Amos. - Yes, I can. 1129 01:00:42,430 --> 01:00:45,267 Folks like me and Sairy don't belong here nohow. 1130 01:00:45,350 --> 01:00:46,685 I'm a-waitin' for her now. 1131 01:00:46,768 --> 01:00:49,437 Soon as she gets here, we're trackin' back home. 1132 01:00:55,569 --> 01:00:59,114 Look, Amos, you wouldn't throw us down like this, would you, old man? 1133 01:00:59,197 --> 01:01:01,199 Everybody's depending on you. 1134 01:01:01,283 --> 01:01:03,451 Why, we can't get along without you, Amos. 1135 01:01:03,535 --> 01:01:06,997 Oh, I reckon some folks around here can get along without me. 1136 01:01:07,080 --> 01:01:08,456 Who? What do you mean? 1137 01:01:08,999 --> 01:01:13,336 I'd rather not say. It's--it's kinda personal. 1138 01:01:15,005 --> 01:01:16,381 Why, it isn't Sally, is it? 1139 01:01:17,757 --> 01:01:21,052 Well, I hain't sayin' it 'tis, and I hain't sayin' it 'tain't. 1140 01:01:21,136 --> 01:01:23,847 Amos, why, that little flirt is nothing but an ordinary-- 1141 01:01:23,930 --> 01:01:25,849 You shut your mouth, Chip! 1142 01:01:25,932 --> 01:01:28,977 You can't talk that-a-way about the gal I love. 1143 01:01:29,060 --> 01:01:30,854 Now you be gettin' on outta here. 1144 01:01:30,937 --> 01:01:32,147 Amos, I didn't mean that-- 1145 01:01:32,230 --> 01:01:34,232 I said, you git! 1146 01:01:39,613 --> 01:01:41,364 (water running) 1147 01:01:41,448 --> 01:01:43,199 - Hi, Chip. - Hi. 1148 01:01:50,957 --> 01:01:53,668 - (doorbell ringing) - Come in! 1149 01:01:55,503 --> 01:01:57,714 - Oh, hello, Mrs. Winters. - Hiya. 1150 01:01:57,797 --> 01:02:00,008 - Is the coach in? - Why, yes. 1151 01:02:01,426 --> 01:02:02,802 Oh, hello, Chip. 1152 01:02:05,138 --> 01:02:07,182 Bad news, Coach. Amos is going home. 1153 01:02:07,265 --> 01:02:09,309 (chuckling) I thought you s-- What?! 1154 01:02:09,976 --> 01:02:11,436 Don't break up house yet! 1155 01:02:11,519 --> 01:02:12,562 Why is he leaving? 1156 01:02:12,646 --> 01:02:14,230 On account of Sally. She gave him the air. 1157 01:02:14,314 --> 01:02:16,608 - Can't you make her listen to reason? - She won't budge. 1158 01:02:16,691 --> 01:02:18,151 And what's more, she knows who Amos is 1159 01:02:18,234 --> 01:02:20,695 - and threatens to spill the beans. - There goes Yale. 1160 01:02:20,779 --> 01:02:22,781 It's a jinx. I give up. 1161 01:02:23,573 --> 01:02:25,116 We can't give up. 1162 01:02:25,200 --> 01:02:28,745 You city people don't realize what this Yale game means to our little college. 1163 01:02:28,828 --> 01:02:30,914 It's more than just a football game. 1164 01:02:30,997 --> 01:02:32,791 It's our chance to show the whole country 1165 01:02:32,874 --> 01:02:35,085 that a college doesn't have to be big to be good. 1166 01:02:35,168 --> 01:02:37,253 This isn't only TSU's fight. 1167 01:02:37,337 --> 01:02:39,130 We're fighting for all the small colleges 1168 01:02:39,214 --> 01:02:41,716 that haven't got thousands of students and millions of dollars 1169 01:02:41,800 --> 01:02:44,302 but are just as good as your Yales and Harvards and Princetons. 1170 01:02:44,386 --> 01:02:46,137 And they're all watching us and pulling for us. 1171 01:02:46,221 --> 01:02:47,389 We can't let them down. 1172 01:02:47,472 --> 01:02:48,723 We gotta win! 1173 01:02:50,016 --> 01:02:51,267 I'm with you, son. 1174 01:02:51,351 --> 01:02:53,561 Nobody's quitting now, not after that speech. 1175 01:02:53,645 --> 01:02:55,772 It's a lucky thing for him you're not selling pianos. 1176 01:02:55,855 --> 01:02:57,524 Come on, stupid, think of something. 1177 01:02:57,607 --> 01:02:58,984 We've gotta keep Amos here. 1178 01:02:59,067 --> 01:03:00,986 How? By breaking his leg? 1179 01:03:06,282 --> 01:03:09,869 Darn little flirt. She even flirted with you at the dance. 1180 01:03:09,953 --> 01:03:11,538 Yeah, but I didn't flirt back. 1181 01:03:12,914 --> 01:03:16,376 - But you will. That's it! I've got it! - What do you mean? 1182 01:03:16,459 --> 01:03:18,962 You're gonna pick Sally up, take her out and make love to her. 1183 01:03:19,045 --> 01:03:20,880 I'm-- Who, me? What for? 1184 01:03:20,964 --> 01:03:22,716 Leave that to me. You just make love to her. 1185 01:03:22,799 --> 01:03:24,300 But I can't do that. 1186 01:03:24,384 --> 01:03:27,679 - Besides, I'm-- I'm out of practice. - You're telling me! 1187 01:03:28,513 --> 01:03:30,557 Well, what's your idea, Mrs. Winters? 1188 01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:33,560 Stick around and you'll learn something they don't teach in college. 1189 01:03:33,643 --> 01:03:36,229 Gee, I never won a football game this way before. 1190 01:03:37,647 --> 01:03:40,316 Aw, Bessie, honest, I don't wanna do this. 1191 01:03:40,400 --> 01:03:43,069 - You'll do it and like it. - All right. 1192 01:03:45,405 --> 01:03:47,032 (humming) 1193 01:03:47,115 --> 01:03:49,826 - What's Sally's address? - She lives on Bird Street. 1194 01:03:49,909 --> 01:03:51,911 I think the number is 1216. 1195 01:03:51,995 --> 01:03:53,663 It's 1218. 1196 01:04:01,963 --> 01:04:03,256 Sairy! 1197 01:04:05,091 --> 01:04:06,551 Sairy! 1198 01:04:08,970 --> 01:04:10,930 Murine! 1199 01:04:17,103 --> 01:04:18,605 ♪ You ♪ 1200 01:04:18,688 --> 01:04:21,441 ♪ Do the darnedest things ♪ 1201 01:04:21,524 --> 01:04:23,318 ♪ Baby ♪ 1202 01:04:23,401 --> 01:04:28,156 ♪ But, oh, you're so doggone cute with it all ♪ 1203 01:04:28,907 --> 01:04:30,950 COACH: ♪ I'd like to ♪ 1204 01:04:31,034 --> 01:04:34,704 ♪ Clip your wings, baby ♪ 1205 01:04:34,788 --> 01:04:39,084 ♪ You're flying so high you're due for a fall ♪ 1206 01:04:39,709 --> 01:04:41,419 We'll give him a little time. Not too much. 1207 01:04:41,503 --> 01:04:43,880 ♪ Your attitude slays me ♪ 1208 01:04:43,963 --> 01:04:46,674 ♪ I'm almost afraid ♪ 1209 01:04:46,758 --> 01:04:49,552 ♪ You're driving me crazy ♪ 1210 01:04:49,636 --> 01:04:53,056 ♪ I must be "tetched" in the "haid" la-di-da ♪ 1211 01:04:53,139 --> 01:04:56,976 ♪ You do the darnedest things ♪ 1212 01:04:57,060 --> 01:04:58,645 ♪ Baby ♪ 1213 01:04:58,728 --> 01:05:02,649 ♪ But, oh, you're so doggone cute with it all ♪ 1214 01:05:04,192 --> 01:05:05,693 (chuckles) 1215 01:05:07,987 --> 01:05:10,073 Sweetheart! Darling! 1216 01:05:10,156 --> 01:05:12,992 - My, but you work fast. - Well, I'm in a hurry. 1217 01:05:13,076 --> 01:05:15,495 I-I mean, I'm kind of a busy man. 1218 01:05:18,331 --> 01:05:21,251 You know, I've never been out with a coach before. 1219 01:05:21,334 --> 01:05:22,794 Neither have I. 1220 01:05:22,877 --> 01:05:25,630 I-I mean, uh-- (chuckles) 1221 01:05:25,713 --> 01:05:28,508 He's really enjoying it, the rat! 1222 01:05:29,884 --> 01:05:31,427 My wife's all right, 1223 01:05:31,511 --> 01:05:33,346 but she just doesn't understand me. 1224 01:05:34,472 --> 01:05:37,725 I wondered how a good-looking man like you… 1225 01:05:37,809 --> 01:05:40,186 could be stuck with a crow like her. 1226 01:05:40,270 --> 01:05:42,730 - Yeah, me too. - (chuckles) Yeah. 1227 01:05:47,902 --> 01:05:51,823 Bessie-- I-I mean, Sally, you're wonderful. 1228 01:05:51,906 --> 01:05:53,491 You do something to me. 1229 01:05:53,575 --> 01:05:55,410 This thing has gone far enough. 1230 01:05:56,870 --> 01:05:59,706 - (groans) - (gasps, whimpers) 1231 01:05:59,789 --> 01:06:01,541 - What is it? - Aha! 1232 01:06:01,624 --> 01:06:02,792 So I've got you at last! 1233 01:06:02,876 --> 01:06:05,170 Wait a minute, honey. I can explain everything. 1234 01:06:05,253 --> 01:06:08,131 - Oh, yeah? Well, explain this! - (screams) 1235 01:06:08,214 --> 01:06:10,508 As for you, you little cheat, you'll hear from my lawyer. 1236 01:06:10,592 --> 01:06:12,802 I'm going to sue him for divorce and name you as correspondent. 1237 01:06:12,886 --> 01:06:14,262 Oh, no, no, you can't. 1238 01:06:14,345 --> 01:06:16,848 I've never been out with him before. Honest, Mrs. Winters. 1239 01:06:16,931 --> 01:06:18,641 We haven't done anything wrong. 1240 01:06:18,725 --> 01:06:20,852 - You're my witnesses! - Oh, please! Please! 1241 01:06:20,935 --> 01:06:23,938 I swear your husband doesn't mean a thing to me. 1242 01:06:24,022 --> 01:06:25,857 I'm in love with somebody else. 1243 01:06:26,441 --> 01:06:28,359 - Who? The 7th Regiment? - Uh-uh. 1244 01:06:28,443 --> 01:06:30,486 Herbert van Dyck, for instance? 1245 01:06:30,570 --> 01:06:33,948 Yes! Yes! Everybody knows we're practically engaged. 1246 01:06:34,032 --> 01:06:35,408 Is she lying about this? 1247 01:06:35,491 --> 01:06:37,118 She's been going out with him. 1248 01:06:37,202 --> 01:06:40,288 AMOS: Sairy! Sairy! 1249 01:06:42,081 --> 01:06:44,292 Sairy! 1250 01:06:44,375 --> 01:06:45,919 That's him now! 1251 01:06:46,002 --> 01:06:49,088 Sounds like he's calling hogs. Must be paging you. 1252 01:06:49,672 --> 01:06:52,342 Go on. But if I find out you're not engaged to him, 1253 01:06:52,425 --> 01:06:54,594 I'll file my divorce papers in the morning. 1254 01:06:57,222 --> 01:06:59,182 Well, that's that. Come on. Let's go. 1255 01:06:59,265 --> 01:07:01,976 Wait a minute, Mrs. Winters. Haven't you forgotten something? 1256 01:07:02,060 --> 01:07:03,811 (groaning) 1257 01:07:03,895 --> 01:07:05,104 Oh! 1258 01:07:05,939 --> 01:07:07,690 (groans) 1259 01:07:08,316 --> 01:07:11,861 - Here. - (groaning continues) 1260 01:07:11,945 --> 01:07:13,029 There. 1261 01:07:14,530 --> 01:07:16,699 You didn't have to sock me so hard, did you? 1262 01:07:16,783 --> 01:07:19,118 Imagine what I'll do if I ever really catch you. 1263 01:07:19,744 --> 01:07:20,787 Come on. 1264 01:07:22,914 --> 01:07:29,879 - (band playing a march) - (cheering) 1265 01:07:36,135 --> 01:07:39,389 What do you mean, we can't sleep six in an upper berth? 1266 01:07:40,682 --> 01:07:42,225 Have you got your baggage, dear? 1267 01:07:42,308 --> 01:07:45,853 - Yeah, Ma. Here it is. - (hooting, laughing) 1268 01:07:45,937 --> 01:07:47,647 Come on, gang! Let's get going! 1269 01:07:49,691 --> 01:07:51,693 (cheering continues) 1270 01:07:55,863 --> 01:07:57,782 Promise, darling, when you're not with me 1271 01:07:57,865 --> 01:07:59,742 that you won't flirt with any other girls. 1272 01:08:00,493 --> 01:08:03,079 Say, where do we eat on this here train? 1273 01:08:03,955 --> 01:08:05,540 Come on. Let's go this way. 1274 01:08:06,874 --> 01:08:09,585 Isn't it exciting? The whole town's here to see us off. 1275 01:08:09,669 --> 01:08:12,297 I only hope they're all here when we come back. 1276 01:08:13,006 --> 01:08:14,757 Statement for the press, Mr. Winters? 1277 01:08:14,841 --> 01:08:18,845 Why, uh, yes. Uh, you can quote me as saying: 1278 01:08:18,928 --> 01:08:21,639 As Coach Winters boarded the train for New Haven, he said, 1279 01:08:21,723 --> 01:08:24,892 My players are in fine physical and mental condition… 1280 01:08:24,976 --> 01:08:28,021 and will fight to the last man for Texas. 1281 01:08:28,104 --> 01:08:30,440 And on the eve of battle, 1282 01:08:30,523 --> 01:08:32,400 I feel very confident of victory. 1283 01:08:32,483 --> 01:08:35,278 - But if we should lose, I-- - (clicking) 1284 01:08:35,361 --> 01:08:37,363 We will have no alibi. Come on. 1285 01:08:37,447 --> 01:08:40,074 - (cheering, shouting) - (train whistle blows) 1286 01:08:40,158 --> 01:08:42,660 - All aboard! - All aboard! 1287 01:08:42,744 --> 01:08:45,580 Hey, General, have we got time just for one song? 1288 01:08:45,663 --> 01:08:47,957 - I guess so. - Swell! Come on! 1289 01:08:48,041 --> 01:08:50,001 Oh, no, no. Not right now! 1290 01:08:50,084 --> 01:08:51,753 No, we've written a special song, 1291 01:08:51,836 --> 01:08:53,421 but we're saving it for the big game. 1292 01:08:53,504 --> 01:08:58,051 - Aw, come on! - Mr. Chip, I got a song. Can I sing it? 1293 01:08:58,134 --> 01:09:00,553 - Would it make you happy, honey? - Oh, it sure would. 1294 01:09:00,636 --> 01:09:02,430 Then you sing it! Come on! 1295 01:09:02,513 --> 01:09:04,223 Hey, let's go! 1296 01:09:04,307 --> 01:09:05,767 Okay, fellas, hit it. 1297 01:09:07,018 --> 01:09:10,563 (band playing) 1298 01:09:10,646 --> 01:09:14,108 ♪ We're going east our work has ceased ♪ 1299 01:09:14,192 --> 01:09:17,820 ♪ We're all set for Yale to say the least ♪ 1300 01:09:17,904 --> 01:09:19,614 ♪ We're out to win ♪ 1301 01:09:19,697 --> 01:09:24,535 ♪ So let's begin now ♪ 1302 01:09:24,619 --> 01:09:27,955 ♪ We're from the west we'll never rest ♪ 1303 01:09:28,039 --> 01:09:31,584 ♪ Till we show the world our team's the best ♪ 1304 01:09:31,667 --> 01:09:34,337 ♪ We'll sweep the land We'll show 'em ♪ 1305 01:09:34,420 --> 01:09:38,007 ♪ And how ♪ 1306 01:09:38,091 --> 01:09:41,052 ♪ The Texas Tornado is coming your way ♪ 1307 01:09:41,135 --> 01:09:44,722 ♪ So everybody step aside ♪ 1308 01:09:44,806 --> 01:09:47,850 ♪ The Texas Tornado is funny that way ♪ 1309 01:09:47,934 --> 01:09:51,229 ♪ So everybody better hide ♪ 1310 01:09:51,312 --> 01:09:54,732 ♪ This devastating gale is headed straight for Yale ♪ 1311 01:09:54,816 --> 01:09:58,111 ♪ Won't it be great to sail into town ♪ 1312 01:09:58,194 --> 01:10:01,531 ♪ We'll overpour the bowl We'll knock 'em for a goal ♪ 1313 01:10:01,614 --> 01:10:03,074 ♪ But then we'll score ♪ 1314 01:10:03,157 --> 01:10:05,368 ♪ A touchdown ♪ 1315 01:10:05,451 --> 01:10:08,579 ♪ There's no one in Texas who really suspects us ♪ 1316 01:10:08,663 --> 01:10:12,291 ♪ Coming home without that game ♪ 1317 01:10:12,375 --> 01:10:15,420 ♪ The whole state of Texas sincerely expects us ♪ 1318 01:10:15,503 --> 01:10:18,840 ♪ Getting in the hall of fame ♪ 1319 01:10:18,923 --> 01:10:22,051 ♪ Yale's pigskin sack is a crackerjack ♪ 1320 01:10:22,135 --> 01:10:25,763 ♪ But we'll bring it back without fail ♪ 1321 01:10:25,847 --> 01:10:28,933 ♪ The Texas Tornado is coming your way ♪ 1322 01:10:29,016 --> 01:10:30,977 ♪ So everybody step aside ♪ 1323 01:10:31,060 --> 01:10:33,146 ♪ Better hide ♪ 1324 01:10:33,229 --> 01:10:36,607 ♪ Yale ♪ 1325 01:10:36,691 --> 01:10:40,486 (train whistle blows) 1326 01:10:44,157 --> 01:10:46,826 (band playing a march) 1327 01:11:09,932 --> 01:11:11,809 (huge cheer) 1328 01:11:18,524 --> 01:11:20,860 I reckon none of you northern folks ever heard… 1329 01:11:20,943 --> 01:11:24,071 a Texas cowhand makin' love to his gal. 1330 01:11:24,155 --> 01:11:26,032 Well, you're gonna hear it now. 1331 01:11:28,951 --> 01:11:31,871 ♪ It's love ♪ 1332 01:11:31,954 --> 01:11:37,627 ♪ I'm after ♪ 1333 01:11:38,294 --> 01:11:40,463 ♪ North, south east and west ♪ 1334 01:11:40,546 --> 01:11:42,340 ♪ I've gone in my quest ♪ 1335 01:11:42,423 --> 01:11:44,050 ♪ Far, wide, high and low ♪ 1336 01:11:44,133 --> 01:11:46,302 ♪ This one thing I know ♪ 1337 01:11:46,385 --> 01:11:49,847 ♪ It's love ♪ 1338 01:11:49,931 --> 01:11:55,937 ♪ I'm after ♪ 1339 01:11:56,020 --> 01:12:00,691 ♪ I don't want to be a millionaire ♪ 1340 01:12:00,775 --> 01:12:04,904 ♪ The only thing on earth for which I care ♪ 1341 01:12:04,987 --> 01:12:07,782 ♪ Is love ♪ 1342 01:12:07,865 --> 01:12:10,910 ♪ Ba-dump-ba-bada-hoo ♪ 1343 01:12:10,993 --> 01:12:13,621 ♪ For love ♪ 1344 01:12:13,704 --> 01:12:15,665 ♪ And laughter ♪ 1345 01:12:15,748 --> 01:12:20,461 ♪ For love and laughter I'd give all that I possess ♪ 1346 01:12:20,545 --> 01:12:25,007 ♪ Don't you know the only name for happiness ♪ 1347 01:12:25,091 --> 01:12:29,804 ♪ Is love, love, love ♪ 1348 01:12:29,887 --> 01:12:32,515 ♪ Rich man, poor man ♪ 1349 01:12:32,598 --> 01:12:35,226 ♪ Beggar man, thieves ♪ 1350 01:12:35,309 --> 01:12:38,980 ♪ Feel the way I do ♪ 1351 01:12:39,063 --> 01:12:45,444 ♪ Because each one of them believes ♪ 1352 01:12:45,528 --> 01:12:47,488 ♪ He'll find ♪ 1353 01:12:47,572 --> 01:12:50,116 ♪ Somebody like ♪ 1354 01:12:50,199 --> 01:12:56,205 ♪ You ♪ 1355 01:12:56,998 --> 01:12:59,834 ♪ It's love ♪ 1356 01:12:59,917 --> 01:13:02,211 ♪ I'm after ♪ 1357 01:13:02,295 --> 01:13:04,463 ♪ Love ♪ 1358 01:13:04,547 --> 01:13:06,757 ♪ I'm after ♪ 1359 01:13:06,841 --> 01:13:10,720 ♪ Love It's love I'm after ♪ 1360 01:13:10,803 --> 01:13:16,809 ♪ It may make me rise or make me fall ♪ 1361 01:13:16,893 --> 01:13:20,104 ♪ But it's love ♪ 1362 01:13:20,187 --> 01:13:23,900 ♪ I'm after ♪ 1363 01:13:23,983 --> 01:13:27,320 ♪ After ♪ 1364 01:13:27,403 --> 01:13:34,035 ♪ All ♪ 1365 01:13:36,829 --> 01:13:40,124 (crowd cheering, applauding) 1366 01:13:44,462 --> 01:13:46,172 All right, Sam. You're on. 1367 01:13:47,089 --> 01:13:48,758 And a good, good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. 1368 01:13:48,841 --> 01:13:51,218 This is Sam Hays speaking bringing you a play-by-play account 1369 01:13:51,302 --> 01:13:53,971 of the gridiron classic between Yale and Texas State. 1370 01:13:54,055 --> 01:13:57,183 I'm looking down on a colorful and certainly a capacity crowd 1371 01:13:57,266 --> 01:13:59,852 gathered here to see the little team from Prairie 1372 01:13:59,936 --> 01:14:01,771 fight it out with the Yale Bulldogs. 1373 01:14:01,854 --> 01:14:03,981 While the weatherman says it's fair and warmer, 1374 01:14:04,065 --> 01:14:06,734 it feels to me like it's freezing and getting ready to snow. 1375 01:14:06,817 --> 01:14:08,361 But maybe I'm just a little thin-blooded. 1376 01:14:08,444 --> 01:14:12,615 The Yale team has come onto the field-- or should I say, the four Yale teams. 1377 01:14:12,698 --> 01:14:14,158 They're running through their signals. 1378 01:14:14,241 --> 01:14:17,870 And those boys look a little too tough for these Texas lads to handle. 1379 01:14:18,496 --> 01:14:20,873 And here come the Texas boys back onto the field again. 1380 01:14:20,957 --> 01:14:24,043 (cheering continues) 1381 01:14:24,126 --> 01:14:26,921 Texas are in crimson jerseys with white sleeve bands, 1382 01:14:27,004 --> 01:14:28,839 wearing white bordered head guards. 1383 01:14:28,923 --> 01:14:30,883 They don't look very big but from what I hear, 1384 01:14:30,967 --> 01:14:33,636 they make up for their lack of weight with terrific speed. 1385 01:14:35,096 --> 01:14:37,348 Sure is mighty chilly up here all of the sudden. 1386 01:14:37,431 --> 01:14:39,767 I'll say it is. 'Tain't like down home. 1387 01:14:43,020 --> 01:14:44,438 It's snowing! 1388 01:14:44,522 --> 01:14:46,440 Yeah, and it isn't gonna help us any. 1389 01:14:47,358 --> 01:14:49,652 My, it's cold. I'm freezing. 1390 01:14:49,735 --> 01:14:53,322 Well, snow or no, here we go. Let the best team win. 1391 01:14:54,407 --> 01:14:57,535 Well, it's started to snow, but nobody around here seems to care. 1392 01:14:57,618 --> 01:14:59,870 Yale has won the toss and is going to kick off. 1393 01:15:00,579 --> 01:15:02,289 They're lining up in their positions now. 1394 01:15:02,373 --> 01:15:05,334 Van Dyck, the Texas pass wizard, isn't in the starting lineup. 1395 01:15:06,002 --> 01:15:08,129 - Is he in there, Jerry, or isn't he? - No. 1396 01:15:08,212 --> 01:15:10,131 No, friends, he isn't in the starting lineup. 1397 01:15:10,214 --> 01:15:13,342 But you can bet Coach Winters will send him in at the first opportunity. 1398 01:15:17,722 --> 01:15:19,306 (whistle blows) 1399 01:15:20,016 --> 01:15:22,685 (cheering continues) 1400 01:15:34,030 --> 01:15:35,698 (whistle blows) 1401 01:15:41,245 --> 01:15:42,496 (whistle blows) 1402 01:15:43,372 --> 01:15:44,582 Did we gain anything? 1403 01:15:44,665 --> 01:15:47,126 About a yard. That Yale line's pretty heavy. 1404 01:15:47,209 --> 01:15:49,462 - Snow's getting heavy too. - Yeah. 1405 01:15:49,545 --> 01:15:51,422 (whistle blowing) 1406 01:15:51,505 --> 01:15:53,507 I should have worn a heavy coat. 1407 01:16:00,556 --> 01:16:02,141 We're going to kick! 1408 01:16:02,224 --> 01:16:03,976 (cheering continues) 1409 01:16:13,652 --> 01:16:15,112 (whistle blows) 1410 01:16:17,198 --> 01:16:18,991 Yale has the ball on their own 20-yard line. 1411 01:16:19,075 --> 01:16:21,827 First down and 10 to go. We'll see what they're going to do. 1412 01:16:23,287 --> 01:16:24,872 (cheering continues) 1413 01:16:26,332 --> 01:16:27,666 (whistle blows) 1414 01:16:28,709 --> 01:16:31,295 Well, it's five minutes left to play in this nip-and-tuck quarter 1415 01:16:31,378 --> 01:16:33,631 with those fighting Texans more than holding their own. 1416 01:16:33,714 --> 01:16:36,050 Yale has the ball. Third down and four to go. 1417 01:16:36,133 --> 01:16:39,845 And, ladies and gentlemen, it's really snowing a snowstorm. 1418 01:16:39,929 --> 01:16:41,180 Looks like Yale's going to kick. 1419 01:16:41,263 --> 01:16:44,809 Yes. They're in punt formation-- long punt formation. Cooper back. 1420 01:16:44,892 --> 01:16:47,144 Block that kick! Block that kick! 1421 01:16:47,228 --> 01:16:49,688 Block that kick! Block that kick! 1422 01:16:49,772 --> 01:16:51,982 (cheering continues) 1423 01:16:55,694 --> 01:16:57,071 (whistle blows) 1424 01:17:01,408 --> 01:17:02,535 Texas ball! 1425 01:17:07,540 --> 01:17:10,334 Here you go, Herbie. Go in for Prescott and heave that apple. 1426 01:17:10,417 --> 01:17:12,378 I'm a-just a-rarin' to heave, Coach. 1427 01:17:12,461 --> 01:17:15,464 Oh. Remember, don't talk on the first play. 1428 01:17:17,216 --> 01:17:19,969 - It's Herbie! - Oh, boy! Now we go places! 1429 01:17:20,052 --> 01:17:21,971 Van Dyck for Prescott. 1430 01:17:25,099 --> 01:17:26,475 Watch closely, young man, 1431 01:17:26,559 --> 01:17:29,436 and you'll see how we play football in the great open spaces. 1432 01:17:30,688 --> 01:17:32,064 You can watch too. 1433 01:17:40,656 --> 01:17:42,199 (whistle blows) 1434 01:17:45,202 --> 01:17:46,745 Pretty snappy! 1435 01:17:46,829 --> 01:17:48,330 That goes for me too. 1436 01:17:54,044 --> 01:17:55,171 (whistle blows) 1437 01:17:57,673 --> 01:18:01,051 (murmuring) 1438 01:18:01,135 --> 01:18:03,846 Can't you stop them fellas from bustin' through on me? 1439 01:18:03,929 --> 01:18:05,431 We'll stop 'em this time, Herbie. 1440 01:18:05,514 --> 01:18:07,683 And it'll be a number 38 for a touchdown. 1441 01:18:07,766 --> 01:18:09,768 Now, come on, gang! Give it to 'em! 1442 01:18:24,658 --> 01:18:27,786 (cheering continues) 1443 01:18:30,998 --> 01:18:33,792 (gunfire) 1444 01:18:41,008 --> 01:18:42,885 That wasn't bad either, was it, sonny? 1445 01:18:44,762 --> 01:18:47,473 That's the way they play football down in Texas, and very good too. 1446 01:18:47,556 --> 01:18:49,475 To review the play, Van Dyck faded back, 1447 01:18:49,558 --> 01:18:53,187 tossed a cannon pass to Mather, and boy, how this van Dyck can throw 'em. 1448 01:18:53,270 --> 01:18:55,564 Mather snagged it and tossed a lateral to Connors, 1449 01:18:55,648 --> 01:18:58,108 who ran across the goal line standing up for a touchdown. 1450 01:18:58,192 --> 01:19:00,653 No they're lining up to try for the extra point. 1451 01:19:04,114 --> 01:19:06,408 (cheering continues) 1452 01:19:10,120 --> 01:19:11,455 He missed it. 1453 01:19:11,538 --> 01:19:13,832 Aw, who cares? We've just started scoring. 1454 01:19:14,416 --> 01:19:16,126 It's a great game, isn't it? 1455 01:19:16,210 --> 01:19:17,378 Yeah. 1456 01:19:21,298 --> 01:19:23,550 - (gunshot) - There goes the gun, ending the first half 1457 01:19:23,634 --> 01:19:25,511 of this terrifically exciting gridiron battle. 1458 01:19:25,594 --> 01:19:28,389 The score: Texas, 6, Yale, nothing, 1459 01:19:28,472 --> 01:19:30,641 providing one of the biggest upsets of this season. 1460 01:19:30,724 --> 01:19:33,727 The Texans, who weren't given a chance, have played magnificently. 1461 01:19:33,811 --> 01:19:34,895 In the second quarter, 1462 01:19:34,979 --> 01:19:37,398 the weather slowed down their passing attack considerably. 1463 01:19:37,481 --> 01:19:40,734 Did I mention that our snowstorm has turned into a blizzard? 1464 01:19:40,818 --> 01:19:43,654 But defensively, their work was smart and stubborn. 1465 01:19:43,737 --> 01:19:46,240 If Yale doesn't play heads-up football this last half, 1466 01:19:46,323 --> 01:19:47,950 those six points'll beat 'em. 1467 01:19:48,450 --> 01:19:50,327 What's the matter with you boys anyway? 1468 01:19:50,411 --> 01:19:54,081 That whole Texas outfit don't weigh four pounds more than a straw hat, 1469 01:19:54,164 --> 01:19:55,833 and they're making monkeys out of ya! 1470 01:19:55,916 --> 01:19:59,128 You lose this game, and you'll be the laughingstock of the country. 1471 01:19:59,211 --> 01:20:01,130 (band playing a march) 1472 01:20:01,213 --> 01:20:02,756 And you, Sparks-- 1473 01:20:03,465 --> 01:20:06,885 I thought you were making up all that stuff about their passing. 1474 01:20:06,969 --> 01:20:09,346 Can I help it if they believe everything they read? 1475 01:20:09,430 --> 01:20:10,639 Oh, you-- 1476 01:20:23,610 --> 01:20:26,113 Now, folks, four of our boys will sing a song 1477 01:20:26,196 --> 01:20:28,115 written especially for this occasion. 1478 01:20:28,198 --> 01:20:31,660 - Would you like to hear it? - (cheering continues) 1479 01:20:31,744 --> 01:20:35,998 We can't sing that song here. It don't fit. We didn't expect this. 1480 01:20:36,081 --> 01:20:38,667 Listen to me, fellas. 1481 01:20:38,751 --> 01:20:40,586 You can't embarrass me in front of all these people. 1482 01:20:40,669 --> 01:20:42,254 Now go in there and sing it, and sing it good. 1483 01:20:42,338 --> 01:20:43,464 - But, Tom-- - Go on! 1484 01:20:49,261 --> 01:20:50,554 (band playing) 1485 01:20:50,637 --> 01:20:54,391 ♪ We brought the Texas sunshine here with us ♪ 1486 01:20:54,475 --> 01:20:56,185 ♪ Isn't it fine look at it shine ♪ 1487 01:20:56,268 --> 01:20:58,020 ♪ There isn't a cloud up in the sky ♪ 1488 01:20:58,103 --> 01:21:01,732 ♪ The Texas sunshine brings good cheer with us ♪ 1489 01:21:01,815 --> 01:21:03,859 ♪ For with lots of heat we can't be beat ♪ 1490 01:21:03,942 --> 01:21:05,402 ♪ We're here to do or die ♪ 1491 01:21:05,486 --> 01:21:08,989 ♪ The boys of TSU are western men ♪ 1492 01:21:09,073 --> 01:21:13,410 ♪ Who've come to pull that bulldog's tail ♪ 1493 01:21:13,494 --> 01:21:15,954 ♪ Hail, Texas you son of a gun ♪ 1494 01:21:16,038 --> 01:21:20,376 ♪ We've brought the sun to sweat the boola-boola out of Yale ♪ 1495 01:21:20,459 --> 01:21:24,046 ♪ When western men meet eastern men there's bound to be a storm ♪ 1496 01:21:24,129 --> 01:21:25,839 ♪ But in the west we're at our best ♪ 1497 01:21:25,923 --> 01:21:27,800 ♪ Where the weather's nice and warm ♪ 1498 01:21:27,883 --> 01:21:29,510 ♪ So if the day was cold and gray ♪ 1499 01:21:29,593 --> 01:21:31,220 ♪ We'd have no chance to win ♪ 1500 01:21:31,303 --> 01:21:32,930 ♪ But it's not 'cause it's hot ♪ 1501 01:21:33,013 --> 01:21:34,640 ♪ And we're starting to tell you again ♪ 1502 01:21:34,723 --> 01:21:38,227 ♪ We brought the Texas sunshine here with us ♪ 1503 01:21:38,310 --> 01:21:39,978 ♪ Isn't it fine look at it shine ♪ 1504 01:21:40,062 --> 01:21:41,814 ♪ There isn't a-- whose idea was this ♪ 1505 01:21:41,897 --> 01:21:45,484 - ♪ The Texas sunshine-- this was my idea ♪ - Yeah. 1506 01:21:45,567 --> 01:21:47,694 ♪ But I didn't know that they'd have snow ♪ 1507 01:21:47,778 --> 01:21:49,029 ♪ In New Haven in the fall ♪ 1508 01:21:49,113 --> 01:21:52,616 ♪ The boys of Yale will probably be afraid of us ♪ 1509 01:21:52,699 --> 01:21:56,829 ♪ Because we pulled their bulldog's tail ♪ 1510 01:21:56,912 --> 01:21:59,498 ♪ Hail, Texas you son of a gun ♪ 1511 01:21:59,581 --> 01:22:05,421 ♪ We've brought the sun to sweat the boola-boola out of Yale ♪ 1512 01:22:05,504 --> 01:22:08,674 (crowd cheering, laughing) 1513 01:22:12,428 --> 01:22:15,848 It's great, boys, it's great! You got those Yale guys dizzy! 1514 01:22:15,931 --> 01:22:18,350 Don't forget what I told you-- Keep it up! Don't let it down! 1515 01:22:18,434 --> 01:22:20,352 Herbie, you were terrific. 1516 01:22:20,436 --> 01:22:22,563 Just slightly, boss. 1517 01:22:22,646 --> 01:22:24,022 Come on, fellas. Up and at 'em. 1518 01:22:24,106 --> 01:22:26,984 And remember, a game isn't won until the final gun is fired. 1519 01:22:27,734 --> 01:22:28,777 Come on now! 1520 01:22:30,112 --> 01:22:31,613 They're lining up for the second half kickoff 1521 01:22:31,697 --> 01:22:33,240 on a field completely snowed under. 1522 01:22:33,323 --> 01:22:36,160 Yale will kick off to Texas. There's the whistle. 1523 01:22:36,243 --> 01:22:37,786 (cheering continues) 1524 01:22:44,751 --> 01:22:46,003 (whistle blows) 1525 01:22:57,556 --> 01:22:59,141 (whistle blows) 1526 01:23:10,777 --> 01:23:12,446 (whistle blows) 1527 01:23:15,115 --> 01:23:17,534 {\an8}What's the matter with you guys? They're stopping us cold. 1528 01:23:17,618 --> 01:23:21,872 {\an8}We can't run in this stuff. Let's try another pass. It's 47 this time. 1529 01:23:21,955 --> 01:23:24,249 {\an8}- The ball's gettin'-- - I know. It's getting slippery. 1530 01:23:24,333 --> 01:23:25,709 {\an8}Come on. Up and at 'em. 1531 01:23:26,543 --> 01:23:28,086 Giddyap! 1532 01:23:34,968 --> 01:23:37,179 (crowd cheering, gasping) 1533 01:23:37,262 --> 01:23:38,722 (whistle blows) 1534 01:23:42,184 --> 01:23:44,728 He can't hold that ball. It's too slippery. 1535 01:23:44,811 --> 01:23:47,731 That's the third time he's fumbled. Forrest, come here. 1536 01:23:49,274 --> 01:23:50,776 Go in for van Dyck. 1537 01:23:52,861 --> 01:23:55,656 (crowd chanting) Rah! Rah! Rah! 1538 01:23:55,739 --> 01:23:58,116 Forrest for van Dyck! Out! 1539 01:23:58,200 --> 01:24:00,661 (cheering continues) 1540 01:24:06,166 --> 01:24:08,377 Say, can you get this down to the Texas coach? 1541 01:24:08,460 --> 01:24:09,461 But, lady, I-- 1542 01:24:09,545 --> 01:24:11,421 It's very important. I'm his wife. 1543 01:24:12,548 --> 01:24:13,799 Thanks, fella. 1544 01:24:26,812 --> 01:24:28,772 Van Dyck, their star passer, is now out of the game, 1545 01:24:28,855 --> 01:24:30,899 which means that Texas has given up the offensive 1546 01:24:30,983 --> 01:24:33,235 and is going to try to protect that six-point lead. 1547 01:24:33,318 --> 01:24:34,820 Yale's ball. 1548 01:24:41,577 --> 01:24:43,203 (whistle blows) 1549 01:24:44,329 --> 01:24:46,164 Well, friends, this is certainly one for the book. 1550 01:24:46,248 --> 01:24:47,749 It's fourth quarter, and the Yale team 1551 01:24:47,833 --> 01:24:49,751 hasn't been able to reach the Texas goal line. 1552 01:24:49,835 --> 01:24:54,172 The score is still Texas 6, Yale nothing. And Yale has the ball. 1553 01:24:59,595 --> 01:25:01,263 (whistle blowing) 1554 01:25:02,097 --> 01:25:03,807 (horn blares) 1555 01:25:04,349 --> 01:25:06,685 REFEREE: Piling on-- 15 yards. 1556 01:25:06,768 --> 01:25:10,397 Uh-oh, that hurts. Texas is penalized 15 yards for piling on. 1557 01:25:10,480 --> 01:25:13,567 It puts Yale right down there within scoring distance. 1558 01:25:13,650 --> 01:25:16,695 And if they're ever going to score, now's the time. 1559 01:25:16,778 --> 01:25:18,447 Hey, you! Come here! 1560 01:25:18,530 --> 01:25:20,449 What's the big idea, you robber? 1561 01:25:20,532 --> 01:25:23,827 One more crack like that, and I'll penalize you another 15 yards. 1562 01:25:23,910 --> 01:25:25,996 Where do you think you are anyway, in Texas? 1563 01:25:26,079 --> 01:25:27,873 Ah, you silly-- 1564 01:25:30,626 --> 01:25:32,878 Can I trouble you again to take this down to him? 1565 01:25:32,961 --> 01:25:34,379 It's very important. 1566 01:25:34,463 --> 01:25:35,631 Thanks. 1567 01:25:47,267 --> 01:25:48,810 (grumbling) 1568 01:25:48,894 --> 01:25:52,105 The big blue team is smashing and ripping its way 1569 01:25:52,189 --> 01:25:54,441 toward the Texas goal line, and Texas can't stop 'em. 1570 01:25:55,692 --> 01:25:58,070 (cheering continues) 1571 01:26:02,366 --> 01:26:04,076 (whistle blows) 1572 01:26:11,583 --> 01:26:13,210 (whistle blows) 1573 01:26:16,546 --> 01:26:18,840 They've put up a great fight, those kids from cow country, 1574 01:26:18,924 --> 01:26:20,842 as gallant as I've ever seen. 1575 01:26:20,926 --> 01:26:22,969 But they're in a tough spot now. 1576 01:26:33,563 --> 01:26:35,899 And here comes the big moment of this man's football game. 1577 01:26:35,982 --> 01:26:37,567 The score is tied, 6-6. 1578 01:26:37,651 --> 01:26:39,444 Yale is lining up in front of those goal posts, 1579 01:26:39,528 --> 01:26:42,906 And Evans is going to try to put that slippery pigskin between those uprights 1580 01:26:42,989 --> 01:26:45,367 for that one little point that Yale needs to win. 1581 01:26:45,951 --> 01:26:47,202 The ball is snapped! 1582 01:26:51,248 --> 01:26:54,876 He made it, and Yale leads Texas 7-6. 1583 01:26:54,960 --> 01:26:58,755 - Going to be a cold winter in Texas. - We still got a chance. 1584 01:26:58,839 --> 01:27:01,383 What we really need is snowshoes. 1585 01:27:02,634 --> 01:27:04,428 Ladies and gentlemen, my nerves are all in tatters. 1586 01:27:04,511 --> 01:27:06,221 There's only enough time left for a couple plays. 1587 01:27:06,304 --> 01:27:08,515 Yale is holding on to that ball, praying for the final gun, 1588 01:27:08,598 --> 01:27:10,475 but it's fourth down and they've got to kick. 1589 01:27:10,559 --> 01:27:12,436 They're back to punt formation. 1590 01:27:12,519 --> 01:27:14,688 (crowd chanting) Block that kick! Block that kick! 1591 01:27:14,771 --> 01:27:17,149 (cheering continues) 1592 01:27:19,401 --> 01:27:20,986 (whistle blows) 1593 01:27:24,823 --> 01:27:28,452 Texas recovered that blocked kick! This ball game isn't over yet! 1594 01:27:28,535 --> 01:27:30,829 Hooray! We still got a chance! 1595 01:27:30,912 --> 01:27:31,997 Patterson! 1596 01:27:45,719 --> 01:27:48,847 Go in there and tell 'em to run a play over their left guard! Go ahead! 1597 01:27:49,556 --> 01:27:50,932 We've still got a chance! 1598 01:27:51,016 --> 01:27:53,602 (horn blares) 1599 01:28:05,238 --> 01:28:08,116 Flagrant, unsportsmanlike conduct from the Texas bench. 1600 01:28:08,200 --> 01:28:09,618 Fifteen yards. 1601 01:28:10,786 --> 01:28:12,913 - It's a penalty. - Against us? 1602 01:28:12,996 --> 01:28:14,539 Five yards! 1603 01:28:14,623 --> 01:28:17,542 - Ten! - Fifteen yards! 1604 01:28:17,626 --> 01:28:19,795 - What for? - How do I know? 1605 01:28:19,878 --> 01:28:23,089 Maybe it's my poor spelling. Isn't that awful? 1606 01:28:23,173 --> 01:28:26,343 The Texas team is penalized 15 yards for unsportsmanlike conduct 1607 01:28:26,426 --> 01:28:27,886 from the Texas bench. 1608 01:28:27,969 --> 01:28:30,889 And that looks like it's about the end of your old ball game. 1609 01:28:31,473 --> 01:28:33,975 We haven't got a chance! We haven't got a chance! 1610 01:28:34,059 --> 01:28:37,229 - You haven't got a brain either. - I haven't got a brai-- 1611 01:28:37,729 --> 01:28:38,897 What are you doing here? 1612 01:28:38,980 --> 01:28:40,816 Suffering while you're throwing the game away. 1613 01:28:40,899 --> 01:28:42,734 - The only way-- - Will you keep out of this! 1614 01:28:42,818 --> 01:28:44,528 - Watson. - Oh! 1615 01:28:45,195 --> 01:28:46,696 What's the matter? Every time-- 1616 01:28:46,780 --> 01:28:48,031 Ah! 1617 01:28:50,867 --> 01:28:53,078 Yeah! Now we've got a chance! 1618 01:28:53,161 --> 01:28:55,163 Herbie! Out of the way, boys. 1619 01:28:55,247 --> 01:28:57,457 Herbie! Come here! 1620 01:28:57,541 --> 01:29:01,169 - Yes, ma'am? - Oh, Herbie, listen, and listen carefully. 1621 01:29:02,712 --> 01:29:04,881 I want you to go out there and-- 1622 01:29:06,675 --> 01:29:10,303 - Here. You got it? Get going! Hurry! - Yes'm. 1623 01:29:10,387 --> 01:29:12,472 (horn blares) 1624 01:29:20,105 --> 01:29:21,523 They've sent van Dyck back in. 1625 01:29:21,606 --> 01:29:24,067 I think he's going to try a desperate, last-minute pass. 1626 01:29:24,651 --> 01:29:26,611 Wait a minute. What's this? 1627 01:29:27,112 --> 01:29:30,240 Van Dyck sitting down in the mud. Do my eyes deceive me? 1628 01:29:30,323 --> 01:29:32,784 No, sir. He's taking off his shoes and stockings. 1629 01:29:32,868 --> 01:29:34,536 It's a sight you may never see again. 1630 01:29:34,619 --> 01:29:38,665 The stories about him must be true-- he likes to feel his toes grip the earth. 1631 01:29:38,748 --> 01:29:41,793 He's getting ready to put everything he has into one long pass. 1632 01:29:42,586 --> 01:29:44,713 The timekeeper has his gun ready to end the game. 1633 01:29:44,796 --> 01:29:46,298 Van Dyck's getting up now. 1634 01:30:06,776 --> 01:30:08,862 - Pass! Pass! - I got him! 1635 01:30:22,250 --> 01:30:24,377 (cheering continues) 1636 01:30:27,088 --> 01:30:30,383 Van Dyck scores! It's a touchdown! Touchdown! 1637 01:30:33,261 --> 01:30:34,638 {\an8}(end-of-game gunshot) 1638 01:30:34,721 --> 01:30:37,432 (gunfire) 1639 01:30:43,104 --> 01:30:44,272 (screams) 1640 01:30:47,192 --> 01:30:50,111 Slug! Slug! Wake up, slug! 1641 01:30:50,195 --> 01:30:53,490 - (muttering) - Oh, come on! Snap out of it! 1642 01:30:53,573 --> 01:30:55,158 (muttering) Let's get in there, Coach. 1643 01:30:55,241 --> 01:30:58,453 Aw, cut it out! It's all over! Slug, we won! 1644 01:30:58,536 --> 01:31:00,330 Oh, I-- what? 1645 01:31:00,413 --> 01:31:03,792 - Yeah! We won! We beat 'em, Slug! - We won? 1646 01:31:03,875 --> 01:31:05,794 - Whoo-hoo! - Yeah! Whoo! 1647 01:31:06,795 --> 01:31:08,004 Hey! 1648 01:31:10,256 --> 01:31:13,718 (chorus) ♪ We're from the west We'll never rest ♪ 1649 01:31:13,802 --> 01:31:17,263 ♪ Till we show the world our team's the best ♪ 1650 01:31:17,347 --> 01:31:20,308 ♪ We'll sweep the land We'll show 'em ♪ 1651 01:31:20,392 --> 01:31:23,144 ♪ And how ♪ 1652 01:31:24,229 --> 01:31:26,898 ♪ The Texas Tornado is coming your way ♪ 1653 01:31:26,982 --> 01:31:31,027 ♪ So everybody step aside ♪ 1654 01:31:31,111 --> 01:31:33,863 ♪ The Texas Tornado is funny that way ♪ 1655 01:31:33,947 --> 01:31:37,367 ♪ So everybody better hide ♪ 1656 01:31:37,450 --> 01:31:40,704 ♪ This devastating gale is headed straight for Yale ♪ 1657 01:31:40,787 --> 01:31:44,165 ♪ Won't it be great to sail into town ♪ 1658 01:31:44,249 --> 01:31:47,544 ♪ We'll overpour the bowl We'll knock 'em for a goal ♪ 1659 01:31:47,627 --> 01:31:51,381 ♪ And then we'll score a touchdown ♪ 1660 01:31:51,464 --> 01:31:54,676 ♪ There's no one in Texas who really suspects us ♪ 1661 01:31:54,759 --> 01:31:58,138 ♪ Coming home without that game ♪ 1662 01:31:58,221 --> 01:32:01,391 ♪ The whole state of Texas sincerely expects us ♪ 1663 01:32:01,474 --> 01:32:04,894 ♪ Getting in the hall of fame ♪ 1664 01:32:04,978 --> 01:32:07,981 ♪ Yale's pigskin sack is a crackerjack ♪ 1665 01:32:08,064 --> 01:32:12,068 ♪ But we'll bring it back without fail ♪ 1666 01:32:12,152 --> 01:32:14,904 ♪ The Texas Tornado is coming your way ♪ 1667 01:32:14,988 --> 01:32:16,823 ♪ So everybody step aside ♪ 1668 01:32:16,906 --> 01:32:18,992 ♪ Better hide ♪ 1669 01:32:19,075 --> 01:32:22,579 - ♪ Yale ♪ - (cheering) 128209