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You don't have to do this.

There's no point in both of us risking everything.

I'm the one with the record.

And I'm the one that can crack the safe.

We're partners.

Ready?

Come on.

Sophia!

Sophia.

Sophia!

Hey! Can't busk here.

Sir, could you not just let us finish the piece?

No! Pack it up and go do it down the street.

No one wants this here.

Ta, sir!

- Watch it. - Sorry.

Hey.

- Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas.

Hi there. I'm just calling about the two-bedroom flat.

I was wondering how much it is.

Thought it'd be less.

No problem. Thank you very much. Bye.

Morning, Lilly.

Hi, love.

- I'll see you out there. - See ya.

Running late, Sophia?

Hey, Ali.

All-nighter?

Yeah. I need the holidays to end.

Here.

A little pick-me-up.

Thanks, Soph.

I thought I might find you here, Eddie.

I was just waiting for you to arrive, Sophia.

- Leo! Doing okay? - Great time for me.

- Okay, good. - See ya in a bit.

Yes, that's it.

Keep shopping.

Keep spending.

That's the true meaning of Christmas.

- Mooshy Fox! - Merry Christmas.

Mooshy Fox!

Oh God!

Oh, dear me!

Oh, Sophia, Sophia! Look we're short-staffed today. Can you...

She's not well!

Get me to Santa!

Wait our turn!

I want a Mooshy Fox!

Yes, I heard you.

It says 100% cashmere, but it's clearly a blend.

If it says 100%, then I'm sure it's 100%.

Is it Moroccan, Mongolian, Shetland, or what?

I'm sorry, is there a difference?

If you don't know the difference, then you really shouldn't be working here.

I'm sorry, but the item's final sale.

Unbelievable.

Excuse me.

Come on, darling.

This place gets worse every day.

It's the people getting worse.

Or were they always terrible?

Lilly, the cart's leaving soon if you still want some gingerbread.

Oh, you angel.

I'm addicted. I legitimately might have a problem.

If anyone asks, I'm in the loo.

- Eddie! - Oh, hey, Soph.

Oh man, that's looking good.

- Lilly's gonna love that. - Enough to go out with me?

You know, if you want to get her a little something to sweeten the deal,

she's headed to the cart now.

Yeah?

- Oh, got a lost and found deposit. - Oh, yeah.

You know, this one might need to go to the back.

- Those real? - Yeah.

Oh, the things people lose.

Doesn't even have a number on it. It just says "Wanda."

I'll log it for you as long as you promise to bring me back a gingerbread.

Deal.

- Door'll lock behind you. - Okay.

- You're the best, Soph! - You're the best.

You're not security. What are you doing down there?

What the...

Hey!

What's taking so long?

All sorted.

You didn't do anything.

Well, it was on silent.

- You mean it's working? - No, you're gonna need a whole new phone.

It's fixed, sir. We guarantee it.

Joke.

Oh, Nick. How many times have I told you not to use your personal computer?

Sorry.

Sophia, where have you been? It's been chaos.

- Oh, there was a dog collar... - I don't care.

Mr. Sterling's gonna do his walk-through, and a kid threw up in the grotto.

I already cleaned that up.

No. Another kid threw up.

- Get to work. - Get to work.

Dr. Valentino, the OR please.

- Sorry. - Oh.

Didn't mean to wake you.

No, no, no. Come here, baby.

- Oh, I love that picture. - It arrived in a box today.

Why are you sending stuff here?

We'll be done with this and home to Philly soon.

London was my home first.

I like it here.

- I might stay for a while. - "While" being the keyword.

- How are you holding up? - I think that's my line.

Just worry about you is all.

Hate you're putting your life on hold 'cause of me.

Yeah, that's really rude of you.

I just...

Oh, I just want you to do your twenties right, you know? I was...

I was out partying and falling in love.

Making a baby.

Exactly. When was the last time you had unprotected sex?

Mom.

Can you put something with housewives on?

Yeah.

Just gonna shut me eyes for a little bit.

You wanna fall asleep to drunk screaming?

Yeah. Soothes me.

- I'm not a liar. - I don't want to talk to you.

- You all right, Nick? - Yeah.

You wanna hang?

I'm just doing some work.

Hope it's not another one of those after-hour jobs.

Last time you did that, you got arrested, didn't ya?

Appreciate that, buddy. No, no, it's just normal work.

Look, mate.

I let you stay here to get back on your feet,

so look, if it's another job, I can't let you sublet.

- It's not. - But also, if it's another job, then...

"I need help. Ralph, help me."

- Okay. - Partners.

I'm just, you know, fixing computers, Ralph. It's nothing exciting. Yeah.

All right.

Look, just be straight with me, Nick. Yeah?

Are you cutting me out 'cause I told you my cousin works at MI6?

'Cause I'm not even sure that's true. He may just own a tux.

There is nothing to be cut out from, okay?

All right.

Fortnite in 20, yeah?

Okay, but, like, which one says,

"I don't want to be just friends, Janelle."

- Which one, babes? - Top one, for sure.

Maybe I was closer with the Gucci slippers.

Happy Holidays.

Hi. Looking for anything in particular?

Yes, I am.

Wouldn't happen to have anything a little higher end than these?

Well, everything on this side of the case is gonna be pure gold.

What about diamonds?

That'll be in this case right over there.

Holiday gift for someone special?

I want her to know I'm serious.

Yeah, well, diamonds will do it.

- Long relationship? - Pretty new, actually.

Oh, okay. He acts fast.

- Like any of these necklaces? - I was thinking more of a collar.

Preferably for a small dog.

Wouldn't happen to know where I could find one, would you?

I'm sorry, we don't sell dog collars here.

Sure you don't have one? Yeah? Not even in the back?

No.

Yeah?

Well, maybe that'll help you find it.

Mr. Sterling, the camera

in the merchandise security locker is broken.

- I'll call someone to fix it. - Don't bother. I'll handle it.

The last guy did such a dreadful job. I want to oversee it personally.

Why are you talking about it here? In the middle of the shop floor.

I have an office, you know. Idiot.

Shit.

What do you want from me?

You're late.

Why do you have a video of the Sterling security locker?

- Why are you stealing from it? - I asked you first.

I deleted all the footage of you from the store's hard drive.

- Why would you do that? - Because...

I want you to go back in.

For a lot more than a few hundred quid. I want all the merchandise in there.

Yeah, no, I'm not doing that.

Then I'll just have to make sure Sterling himself receives all the footage.

You're talking grand larceny. No way.

I'm sorry! I know I'm late.

- I'm sorry. - We're clearly drowning here.

- Where is everyone? - That posh new club down the road.

Drinks are half price this week.

Oh, traitors.

- Not you, Bill. - Cheers.

- Half a stout? - Yeah.

So how's your day been so far?

Cleaned vomit out of Santa's workshop... twice.

You know, the usual.

How's your mom doing?

I didn't make it today.

Worked two shifts, but she's better.

I think. I hope.

I don't know what I'm gonna do if she's not.

I'm sorry, love.

Don't forget to make some time for you in all this.

- Can we have a chat? - Yeah.

I'd like to refer her to an HSCT specialist

for a stem cell transplantation that's had a lot of success in similar cases.

Okay, yeah, let's... let's do that.

The waitlist for an NHS specialist is... is too long for your mom to wait.

Which means you'll need to go private and bear the cost of care.

I'm sorry, I...

I don't know if I understand.

We literally moved back here for the free health care.

I'm still paying medical bills from the States.

Our rent is so expensive.

I'm sorry. I thought that

you would just tell me she was getting better.

I'm very sorry.

I do recommend that you call and get started as soon as you can.

Okay.

I want half, but you have to figure out how to get security out of the room.

- It was 20 quid in there. - Finder's fee.

No, no deal.

In case you forgot, I've still got you on camera, Butch Cassidy.

You know, something tells me Sterling's not gonna care about a few hundred quid

when he finds out that Nick O'Connor's back for round two.

Sh!

A brazen thief who stole millions from Sterling.

You installed the security system at Sterlings and then robbed the place.

- I've got a bit of a reputation. - A dumb one.

How dumb do you have to be to steal petty cash in front of a camera?

- I stole your wallet easily. - Fun party trick.

I am your inside man. You need me.

Or I could just send Sterling here.

We've got to act fast. That camera is gonna be replaced. Then we'll get nothing.

- We? - It seems that way, yes.

I can get us into the locker.

You have to figure out how to get security out of there. Deal?

Deal.

Mooshy Fox! Mooshy Fox!

There's one toy kids are obsessed with this year,

the Mooshy Fox.

Tell people you've sold out, and I'll create a distraction.

I'm gonna get you what you need

- Then I'm gonna box it up - Yeah

Undearneath the Christmas tree

You look ridiculous.

Do I seriously need to explain to you

why there is a court order preventing me being in this store?

And you really think dressing as the Invisible Man

is gonna make you invisible?

- Stay focused, please. - Fine!

- You really think this toy is the one? - Don't trust me?

No, not even a little bit.

- Ready? - Yeah.

You are seriously telling me that you don't have any more Mooshy Foxes.

No, this is absurd.

Wait, I'm sorry. Are you saying that you're out?

Did someone check the back?

Please, please. We have plenty of Mooshy Foxes in stock.

They're right over... there.

- Right. I could've... - Now hold on. Where'd you get this one?

Hey!

- Get off of me! - No.

Oh!

Hey! Watch what you're doing!

You just pushed me. I'm recovering from a bowling injury.

You should calm down.

- Calm down. - How dare you!

Sophia!

Somebody help! Call security!

I'll go get Eddie.

Leo! Leo!

Hey! I got that! Come here!

Hey, how's it going?

Almost there.

Eddie, we got a situation out on the floor.

- Well, come on, how's it going? - Doing great.

How's the chaos going?

A guy's just knocked over a reindeer.

The camera's still offline. Go!

What the fu...

That doesn't make sense.

All that stuff doesn't just disappear.

Well, it does if someone takes it.

How many people do you think are trying to rob this guy?

Probably loads.

He might put on a nice face for the public, but the man's a...

asshole.

Won't argue with you there.

Last orders!

- You want another? - No, I'm all right.

I could... stick around until you close.

Walk you back to the Tube.

No, thanks. Commute's just right over there.

Oh. That's convenient.

Truce.

Okay.

Truce.

See you around, Sophia.

Okay, doors open in ten minutes.

No, no, no, no, no. This sign needs to be higher.

Sophia, can you do that any slower? We open in ten minutes.

Oh dear. You two just carry on prepping your station.

Hi. How can I help you?

- I'm here to see Mr. Sterling. - Right.

- Sorry, is he expecting you? - Yeah, Detective Jones.

- What's going on over there? - You didn't hear?

There was a robbery in the storage locker.

Oh my!

Thousands of pounds of merchandise gone. Bank deposits too.

I wonder if they hit Sterling's personal safe.

His assistant told me he keeps 500 grand stored in a safe in his office.

It's how he pays for his private hotel visits, if you know what I mean.

Detective.

Speaking of affairs, I heard Frankie from kitchenware

is sleeping with one of Santa's elves.

Not the one with the septum piercing, the other one.

Bet they're heading for Eddie.

Heard he was on shift when it happened.

Prime suspect.

That doesn't make any sense.

- What's her problem? - Her and Eddie went out last night.

They did?

No one tells me anything.

Come on, guys. You know this wasn't me. You don't really think I did this.

The drives were wiped. The locker was empty.

Some high-level stuff. It must've been professionals. Wasn't me.

I'd never do that. You guys have known me for years.

- Come on, let me just go speak to them. - No, no. Sorry.

Cheers.

Something's wrong, man. I feel it.

Nick, open up! 50/50 my ass.

- Hi... - Oh, he's...

I don't know how, but I know it was you.

They're saying the drives got wiped,

and the guy who got fired can't pull that off.

I don't know what the hell you're talking about.

And I only know one person who could,

so my prime suspect is the guy who already tried to rob him.

Who is this? Your accomplice?

- What? - Bro, I told you to cut me in.

I can't believe I trusted you!

Why did you send me back there? Did you want to pin all of this on me?

- Dude. - No, no, no...

Hey, I didn't do this.

Nick?

Daddy?

- Come on, sweetheart. Daddy's busy. - Brianna, wait!

Wait! Come inside, sweetie. Come on.

We're gonna sit next to Uncle Ralph, okay?

And then Mommy and I are gonna talk for just a minute. Yeah?

Okay?

You know Fortnite?

I'll teach you.

Every time I start to trust you...

- It's not what it looks... - It never is!

So just tell me what it is. What haven't you stolen this time?

Go on. Tell me the truth for once.

- It's time I stopped giving you chances. - Just a bit longer.

It's been months, Nick!

Months of waiting for you to sort your life and be there for your daughter.

That's not fair.

- I need a co-parent, Nick. - I'm here.

Living with your schoolmate in a shitty boy cave.

I like your shitty boy cave.

It's more of a man cave.

I'll get my own flat.

I will get on top of childcare. Just give me more time, please.

We're going to Birmingham.

Maddie's life is here.

Your life is here.

- Your job. - I can work remotely.

I've already asked them.

Bri, please. You're not just moving a few hundred miles.

- You are moving me out of Maddie's life. - Don't put this on me.

You moved yourself out the day you decided on a life of crime.

That's not... Just...

It's time I stopped believing you.

- We both know it. - Bri, look! You'll see.

I'll get my own flat.

Just give me more time, please. I'm begging you.

My tenancy's up on the first.

Come on, sweetheart. We're gonna go.

I thought I was staying with Daddy.

- I've changed my mind. Let's go. - Hey, kiddo. Can I have a hug? Yeah?

Bye, Daddy.

Come, Maddie.

Okay, you should probably just go.

Look, I'm sorry, but a decent man just got fired,

and cops are still swirling around and...

I know you said that you didn't do this, but nothing is adding up.

Want to know why? Because everything Maxwell Sterling touches is a death trap.

The man is an asshole and a crook who doesn't like to pay.

He didn't pay me.

Can't believe you thought I'd cut you out.

You know, I heard that Sterling has about 500,000 pounds of cash up in his office.

When I was installing the security system,

that was the only area in the entire building

that Sterling wouldn't let me have access to.

It's cold outside But we coming in hot

Cold outside but we coming in hot...

- Oh, Ali! Delivery for Mr. Sterling. - Just leave it here. We'll take it up.

Oh, no, no. I got it.

- You sure? - Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Thanks for the coffee, yeah? - Any time.

Yes, Mr. Sterling.

Yes, I've confirmed for today.

See you soon.

Oh, excuse me. May I help you?

Oh, just a delivery for Mr. Sterling.

It was downstairs. I'll pop it in his office.

- You can leave those here, love. - It's no problem. I'm happy to do it.

Well, no.

Mr. Sterling is particular about deliveries.

Okay.

Oh, I'm so sorry! Oh no. Oh my God. Let me help you with that.

Oh, wow. I'll go get some towels.

That's a really good idea.

Oh!

Fairly certain I mastered that when you invited your Pilates instructor

to my birthday party.

And your 30-year-old tennis pro is there for what, the cheese puffs?

These relationships are what keep the doors open, Cynthia.

We are an established family business.

Is that what we are? A family business?

Yes, unless you divorce me, which you won't,

because then who would fund your shoe addiction?

Jesus Christ, what's happened here?

I think your palace is crumbling.

Oh, Mr. Sterling!

Lulu!

Get this cleaned up before Carter arrives!

I am so sorry, sir. I'm... I'm on it.

This supplier's been working with us since...

Yeah... I'm so sorry.

If you put a little bit more water in this vase, I'll help you clean up.

I'll take care of it.

Right. I'm just gonna go.

If you were so allergic, we should've gone with my idea.

A fruit basket?

The point is that I'm allergic. That was the whole idea.

What did you find in Sterling's office?

There's a secret door, probably where the safe is.

Sterling's 500,000 has to be in there.

There was a keypad that said "Castorlock."

Castorlock.

Their safes are like bank vaults.

So what? You want to back out now?

No.

- Do you? - Nope.

Then it's settled.

- Good. - Good.

You have a knack for spotting secret doors.

You may have technical skills, but I have practical ones.

Okay.

My grandfather was a magician.

A magician?

He worked as a magician in the States.

My mom and I lived with him.

He taught me everything I know.

He was the best. Like a father to me.

Okay.

So I can get us into the store,

and you figure out a way so they can't see us, right?

Yeah. I installed the system, so I can get into it.

Great. We just avoid the security guards, and then boom, done, cash.

No, not done.

We still need to figure out which Castorlock safe we're dealing with

before we can even start to talk about how to get into it.

Okay.

Sounds like we need to get to know Castorlock then.

I did some digging.

Castorlock only works with high-profile clientele.

So if I seem rich enough,

maybe they'll tell me what we need to know.

Hi.

I have an appointment with Diane. I'm Chantal.

Hi. Here for Diane. I'm Chantal.

Can I take your coat, your big hat?

Thank you.

Chantal.

Diane Barton.

Dynamite hat.

- So great to meet you. - What are we in the market for?

- You said it was urgent. - Yes.

Okay, so my boyfriend...

I mean, fiancé.

God, I'm still not used to saying that.

Anyway, he proposed last week on a yacht off the Amalfi Coast. Can you believe it?

I'm not much for boats. Get me a bit funky in my tummy.

Right.

Anyway, he's British,

and I'm having to move over a ton of valuables from the States.

You know, like clothes and jewelry

and an old crate full of prize muskets a dead uncle left me.

Right. Of course.

Yeah.

Basically, a ton of stuff that needs to be locked up,

and, well, Cynthia Sterling said that you were the best.

- You know the Sterlings? - Oh yeah. Old family friends.

You know, Cynthia said that you did a gorgeous safe for her husband's office.

Really high-end work.

Honestly, I think whatever you did for them would work for me.

So she just gave you everything?

Oh, yeah. Models, makes, finishings.

Let me just pull up that order here.

The bookcase in Sterling's office is actually a door.

Sterling gets the code to unlock it through an app on his phone,

and the app generates a new six-digit number every 60 seconds.

There's also a second way he can get the code.

He has a backup key fob that he keeps at home,

and the fob receives the same codes as the app.

Behind the door is the safe itself.

A vault sec three. Castorlock's gold standard.

And I can crack it.

Bullshit.

Grandfather magician also a locksmith.

- Was he also a trapeze artist? - Okay.

All right. What's your plan? I'm listening.

The first thing we gotta figure out is how to get his phone.

Well, we still won't be able to unlock it.

No, but she did say that there's a key fob Sterling keeps at home

that also gets the codes.

Okay. So we just

break into Sterling's penthouse,

search for a tiny little key fob that he supposedly stores there,

and then escape undetected.

Yes.

Right.

His wife.

- Whose wife? - Sterling's.

Cynthia Sterling, who has been known to bring home a young man on occasion.

- No. No. No way. - You don't really have to do anything.

Just get an invite up to the penthouse, get the fob, and then leave.

Look, I've got a better idea.

The code for his phone or the fob

will come straight from Castorlock servers.

I can tap into that server

and get it to send me Sterling's access code in real time.

You can do that?

I think so.

But we will need to get inside the building.

Daddy!

Yes, sweetheart.

Daddy, come skate with me.

Okay, I'm coming. I'm coming now.

Look at you!

So what do you want to be when you grow up?

- An ice skater and a comedian. - An ice skater.

And a comedian.

- Yes! - You'd be an amazing comedian.

Here. Go. Yeah.

Come on.

- It's all right. I can do it. - No, it's just back on.

You know, if you stayed, I could do this all the time.

I'm not doing this with you. She doesn't even have a place to sleep at your flat.

I-I am working on it.

Come on, sweetheart. You've had enough screen time.

- I'll put it in the bag. Time to say bye. - Can I have a hug?

Oh, I love you.

- Bye, Daddy. - Bye-bye. See you soon.

Bye, Nick.

- Hey, so you're not gonna date this girl? - No. No, no.

Yeah, but you don't want me to join?

It's... it's... it's a Santa event, mate. You know, we've got the outfits already.

Yeah. All right, fine.

I'm a bit weirded out by large groups of people dressed alike anyway.

You know, once, I stumbled into this Shrek event.

Hundreds of painted green people everywhere.

Not one Donkey either.

Just Shreks.

Sophia! Ready?

Just a minute.

Let's go.

Yeah.

Okay!

- What are you doing? - It fell. So I was putting it back in.

What the hell, Nick?

I'm gonna guess that's about your mom.

Sophia, look.

There are a lot less risky ways to solve your financial situation.

You ever been to a mass gathering of Shreks?

We should get going,

partner.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. "Partner"?

No, no.

It's... it's... it's... it's an American thing, you know.

"Howdy, partner!"

All right, catch you in a bit.

"Howdy, partner."

This is the Castorlock Christmas party?

- Yeah. Try to blend in. - Whatever you say, Santa.

That circuit box isn't gonna be in here.

Look for a room in the back.

Wait.

What about back there? Behind the security guard.

Yeah, that's where we're going. Jesus, look at the size of him!

Let's wait here and see what he does.

I shouldn't have gone through your things.

I'm sorry about your mom.

What are you gonna do with the money? What's left after you help her.

Everything I want is for her.

She's been through a lot.

Pregnant at 21.

Got fired because of it.

Jesus.

She grew up here but couldn't make it work.

So she moved us to Philly to live with my grandpa.

She sacrificed everything for me.

I just want her to get better.

I want to bring her home so she can have a meal with the people she loves.

Without the fear that the next day it's all gonna fall apart.

You're lucky to have each other.

I'm feeling like I should've said a trip to Tahiti or something.

No. It's rainy this time of year anyway.

Now's our shot.

I hate Santa Fest.

- He's gone. - He's gone? Okay.

- Yeah. - Great.

- Good. - Yep.

Hold this.

Oh my God.

What?

Nothing, it's... it's just a lot.

- You're gonna have to pull this down. - Okay.

That shuts down the power. And I'll get the codes.

Got it. Okay.

Cut the power in three, two, one.

Oh!

It's not working.

- Are you sure? - Castorlock service is still online.

- I can't get in. - Try again!

I don't understand. The firewall is still up.

I don't know what happened.

Look at it. All lit up, protected.

It must be on a different grid.

I'm sorry, I just... I-I couldn't get into the server.

- There's gotta be another way, right? - I don't think so.

It's too dangerous. Let's just call it.

Call it?

You've done this before. You can figure it out.

I never broke into Sterlings.

What?

Yeah.

Never actually robbed the place.

Sterling hired me to upgrade the main floor security,

and I did the job.

Instead of getting paid, I had police banging down my door,

telling me there had been a robbery with my access codes, my programming.

Should've questioned why he didn't go with a big firm. Now I know. Someone like me...

easy to take advantage of.

Sterling claimed insurance on the robbery,

sold the stolen goods, doubled the profits.

He set me up.

But you pled guilty.

It was a good deal.

Reduce jail time, out in two years.

I mean, yeah, cost me my marriage, but... I'd get to see my daughter.

Everyone thought I did it. So at a certain point, I stopped fighting it.

I guess I liked that you believed in me.

Even if it was for being a thief.

When I told Brianna the truth,

she said someone like Sterling doesn't need to steal.

I realized then that she'd always seen men like him as this poster of success,

and me as, well...

Sad loser.

Okay, brutal.

Sorry.

I'm sorry. It's terrible.

Everyone deserves to be with someone they can trust.

That's when I knew it was over.

How's that for timing?

God, he's inescapable, isn't he?

I have no idea what I'm gonna do now.

Me neither.

I'm really sorry.

And I'm sorry Sterling ruined your life.

Yeah, it would've felt good to stick it to him.

You have no idea.

What... what are you doing tomorrow?

I-I just mean maybe you know some other rich knobhead

that we can steal from.

I'm actually gonna go hang some tacky Christmas decorations

at the hospital with my mom.

Would you maybe want to come?

Yeah.

Yeah, that would be nice.

O Christmas tree, o Christmas tree

How lovely are your branches

O Christmas tree, o Christmas tree

How lovely are your branches

- Hi! - Hi! Hello.

What's all this?

Just thought I'd bring in some holiday spirit, in theory.

Oh.

- I love it. - How you feeling?

You up for a visitor?

Yeah.

Mom, this is Nick.

- Hello. - Hello.

We're working on a business project.

I've heard a lot about you.

Sophia's had time to talk about me while she's been bossing you around?

- Well. - She has been bossing you around, right?

She is a...

very talented partner.

Look what I found in one of your boxes.

Oh, look.

She's not turning.

Yeah, probably because you kept it spinning non-stop.

- I did. - You did.

Bought that for her during her ballerina phase.

But she would not go to sleep unless it was turning.

So why don't you tell us about this project there, Nick?

It's a magic camp.

Yeah, your daughter is very good at her tricks.

So I'm gonna be getting out of here soon. Then I can start taking care of you again.

Right. Come on, then.

Let's show this sad tree a little bit of Christmas cheer, shall we?

Come on, Nick. Grab a bauble. A three-man job, this.

Let's do it.

Okay.

Leaning tree of Pisa.

Got any good Christmas jokes, Nick?

I don't.

All right. I'll have to start pulling mine out the bag, and then you'll be sorry.

Tell your favorite one.

What do you call a man in wrapping-paper pants?

I don't know.

- Russell. - Very good.

I love that one.

I really like your mom.

Sorry you're both going through this.

If only you were a real criminal.

Finally, I meet someone who believes I'm innocent,

and they are disappointed.

Maddie knows you're innocent.

You know, when I was four, my mom took me to see my dad.

He said I wasn't his daughter and had us thrown out of the building.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Maddie's really lucky to have you.

Probably good we stopped.

Even if she moves away, at least you won't be in prison.

Plus, if we had gotten caught, there's no way I would've made it to jail.

My mom would've killed me first.

Does that mean you don't want to use this?

The Gala?

These tickets have cost me an absolute fortune,

so I hope you're still interested in swiping Sterling's key fob.

But how?

Look who else is on the guest list.

Sterling and Cynthia go every year.

We go to the gala.

We get Cynthia to take me back to her place.

I steal the fob.

- You know, this is insane. - It was your idea.

Only one problem.

I'm gonna need a tux.

Come on, Nick. Come on.

Okay.

Saltwater in the afternoon

So scared of seeing you

Sorry about that. It's my grandfather's.

Saltwater at the end of spring

Let me help you with that.

So tired of hiding me

Come to the ocean...

There.

Thank you.

Almost forgot.

So you can... be in my ear.

You got this.

Gorgeous, guys.

That's gorgeous. Thank you.

Joy to the world, the Lord is come

Let earth receive her King...

You sure Sterling's not gonna recognize me?

Well, if you act like you belong, he's not gonna put two and two together.

- That's incredible. - Really great start. Now focus.

There's Cynthia.

- Martini, dry, twist. - Sure.

Showtime.

Ask her something.

Come on, Nick. Be charming.

Big fan of these parties?

Sure.

Fun.

That's your best game?

Oh yes, the martini.

Hey, listen to me.

You're gonna go over there and you're gonna do everything I say.

Okay?

Okay.

Say everything that I say.

Mind if I steal her for a moment?

Mind if I steal her for a moment?

- Yes, of course. - Not at all.

You look like you needed an escape.

You look like you needed an escape.

Can I get you a drink? Oh.

Don't improvise!

Do I know you?

Nah, I've... I've... I've got one of those... faces.

However...

However...

- I would remember you. - I would remember you.

The truth is, for selfless people...

The truth is, for selfless people,

they sure do like to talk about themselves.

Do you have the same opinion of everybody?

My husband in a nutshell.

The great Maxwell Sterling.

The great Maxwell Sterling.

You see, it's my life's responsibility to build upon my family's work.

It's why being handed something is more of a burden than building it yourself.

I felt the exact same when I was given an... oil company...

...company from my pappy.

Right.

So you get it. It's why I cherish evenings like this.

For once, it's not about making money. It's more about the...

- Giving back. - ...deductible contributions.

- Gotta love tax deductions. - Gotta love tax...

I...

It must be cool having your name on a store.

It's a façade.

Just like the man.

Between you and I, I'm not a fan.

That makes two of us.

I did fall for him when we met.

He was charming and passionate, and then...

He showed you who he really was.

Why'd you stay?

Powerful men are not easy to escape. What did you say your name was?

Je m'appelle...

Archibald Dankworth.

Should we go... this way?

Now tell me, is there anybody you're making time for at the moment?

That's my date right over there,

with the scarf.

The heart wants what it wants.

- Well, have fun. - It was a pleasure, Mr. Sterling.

Nick.

Where are you?

I've been hurt before too.

And I can tell you, if you let go,

it's easier on the other side.

And when you've been burned, it can be hard to jump again,

but it's a leap of faith.

And you take a chance,

you might meet someone who makes you feel something...

good.

What do you want?

Tell her she's exactly what you want.

Let's get out of here.

Okay, that works too.

Won't your husband be home?

No. No, no.

I believe his slut of the month is a journalist in Chelsea.

He loves parading us around like a family business,

like everybody doesn't know his secrets.

But I keep secrets too.

And so do you...

...I think.

What's your secret?

Do you... do you know what I'd love?

Is to use the loo.

Upstairs.

Next to the bedroom.

Chop-chop.

This is going a lot further than I thought. She is ready to go.

People do this all the time.

Oh, I'd like to see you try.

I would if she swung that way, but you're the one with the goods.

Come on, do you want the fob or not?

Maybe we don't need the fob.

Surely there's got to be another way.

Okay, Nick, I really don't wanna pressure you,

but is right now really the time to be making new plans?

Okay. Okay.

I'm here. I'm waiting for you to get the fob, so figure something out.

Sophia?

Archie!

Archibald.

Archie!

- Archibald Dankworth! - Yep!

You have a wonderful place.

Only the best for Maxwell.

It's all smoke and mirrors to cover his shortcomings.

He'll do anything to keep his business afloat.

He doesn't give a toss who gets caught in the crosshairs.

You already knew that, didn't you, Nick?

I don't know what you mean.

Oh, come, come. We're way past that now.

I knew I recognized you.

You're the one my husband framed for robbing Sterlings.

He showed you who he really was.

But even though that kiss was mediocre, I've...

never been with someone who was in prison before.

Actually, I have.

I have.

Naughty.

Hello?

My 10:00 p.m. masseuse is here unscheduled?

Well, send her up.

That'll be the friend I saw watching us at the party.

Naughty Nick.

I knew I shouldn't have come up here.

Then why did you?

You were freaking out.

I was not freaking out.

She pinned me across my liver with her leg of iron

and figured me out like a hot wizard.

Hardly a wizard.

At the party, when you were whispering sweet nothings in my ear,

there was this loud American echo.

You heard me talking to him?

But I wasn't totally sure what was up until this pretty idiot here

was mouthing off about it in my bathroom.

Now I'm more than happy to call my lovely security team downstairs

and tell them I'm being terrorized

- by a sexually-depraved... - Depraved?

...repeat offender

and an American.

Or...

I can give you this.

Why would you do that?

Because you're going to split the money with me.

I'm sorry. I don't understand.

You want to rob your husband?

I think it's time he gets what he deserves and I get what's mine.

Before there's nothing more to take.

So here's the plan.

We'll do it on Christmas Eve.

Okay, so we're doing this.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And then we'll be off to better lives,

pretending like this never happened.

Cheers.

On our way from Stockholm

It started to snow...

Daddy!

Happy Christmas Eve, kiddo. Should we open these presents?

- Yeah! - Should we? Yeah?

Go in, then. In you go.

What?!

How cool is that?

Oh. Christmas jammies.

"He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle...

and away they all flew like the down of a thistle."

"And I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,

'Happy Christmas to all...

and to all a good night.'"

I love it. Thanks, baby.

Thanks, darling. Happy Christmas.

You too.

It was just like Christmas

It was just like Christmas...

Wasn't expecting to see you today.

Will you hold on to this for me?

You'll know if you need it.

It was just like Christmas

- I hope you know what you're doing. - I'm about to find out.

It was just like Christmas

Just heading out, man.

All right, bro. See you in a bit.

You thought you could defeat me.

Your car is downstairs to take you home.

Your guests will arrive at 8:00.

Oh, and your wife changed her mind. She will be there too.

Oh, wonderful.

Attention, shoppers. Sterlings will be closing in ten minutes.

Happy Holidays!

Hello, how can I help you?

- That's it. - Oh. Yeah, till next year.

Yeah, yeah. See you in a bit.

- Merry Christmas. - You too. Good night.

Night, girls.

We did it!

Oh, go on. Go home, Sophia.

Almost done. Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas.

- I'm good. - Need a hand?

No, I'm good. Good night, Ali.

Happy Holidays, Lu.

Merry Christmas!

Yeah, you too.

Oh, is that one of Eddie's?

Yeah, it must be. Poor little fella.

Are you sharing it?

Take one.

- There's more up in Sterling's office. - Shouldn't have told me that.

- See ya. - Yeah, see ya in a bit.

Hey, Leo. All clear down here, mate.

You don't have to do this.

There's no point in both of us risking everything.

I'm the one with the record.

And I'm the one that can crack the safe.

We're partners.

Ready?

It was December 24th on Hollis Ave after dark

When I seen a man chilling With his dog in the park

I approached him very slowly With my heart full of fear

Looked at his dog Oh my God, an ill reindeer...

There goes Ali.

And there goes Leo.

But he must've dropped his wallet Smack dead on the lawn

I picked the wallet up But then I took a pause...

This will get us to the stairs.

Come on.

Sophia!

Sophia.

Sophia!

It's Christmastime in Hollis, Queens

Mom's cookin' chicken And collard greens

- Someone must've forgot to shut it off. - Yeah.

So the Christmas movie for tonight is Batman Returns.

- That's not a Christmas film. - It is.

- How? - It's set during Christmas.

There's a lot of films set during Christmas.

- It's not a Christmas movie. - What do you mean?

Batman Returns absolutely is a Christmas movie.

- It's got tinsel. - No, it ain't.

It's got candy canes.

Let's watch a proper Christmas film right now.

Let's get back to it.

It is a Christmas movie, mate.

All right. Have one of them and shut up.

- Ready? - Yeah.

6-2-9.

0-8-4.

There's no lock.

How do we get it open?

Greetings, Mr. Sterling. Please provide DNA sample.

DNA. Oh my God.

What are we gonna do?

I had it all figured out.

Had the cameras, the codes. You said you knew what kind of safe it was.

- You said you could crack it. - Remain still.

- What are you doing? - Remain still.

- No, no. Sophia, stop. - DNA sample received.

Processing.

I'm sorry I didn't tell you.

My mom worked here.

Then he got her pregnant and fired her.

Threatened her into signing away any sort of claim against him.

Any claim that I would ever have.

DNA confirmed.

Well, are we just gonna stand here,

or are we gonna take back what he stole from you?

- Hey! - What?

You took the last one!

Lulu said there were more in the gift baskets in the office.

- I could go for some truffles. - Oh, you're bad, you.

- Diet starts Monday. - No, diet starts next year.

Just like last year, yeah?

Yeah.

Guard headed towards the stairs.

- We gotta go. - Okay.

Who's there?

Come on!

Freeze!

Leo! I got a code red upstairs!

- Leo! I got a code red upstairs! - I'm coming!

Oi! Open up! Come on!

What are we gonna do?

Oi! Stop there! Don't move!

- I'm coming in! - He's coming up the stairs.

What the hell are you doing?

We'll slide off the roof and into the presents.

- You've got to be joking! - It's now or never, Nick.

Let's go, Nick!

You okay?

You know, I really thought that'd be more structurally sound.

Are they still there?

Think so.

What the hell are we gonna do?

They didn't even bother to close it back up.

Greetings, Mr. Sterling.

Please provide DNA sample.

Remain still.

DNA sample received.

Processing.

Wow. Fancy.

Not fancy enough.

If you're not dead,

we've got you surrounded.

- Come out! - We've gotta get out of here.

You go out the back and I'll go and distract them.

No, no. What? No.

You've already paid for robbing this place.

I need you to trust me and go right now.

I won't leave you here.

I know you'll give my mom her half.

You've gotta be there for Maddie.

I'll see you, Nick.

I think it's time he gets what he deserves,

and I get what's mine before there's nothing more to take.

But I don't just want a few hundred thousand pounds.

I want it all,

and if you help me, I will make sure you are both set up for life.

How?

Maxwell keeps the stolen goods in an unregistered locker in Peckham.

Once he's collected the insurance, he will resell them.

Put them in the safe.

The police must be there to see the jewels the moment Sterling opens the door.

So you have to make the call at the right time.

Should we make the call?

- Hello. - Mr. Sterling, this is store security.

Someone is robbing your office safe.

I don't understand.

Let's take a walk, Mr. Sterling.

Go get the other one!

Oh! Bollocks!

That's it.

It's over.

Oh!

Police are on their way.

Ali.

Please, it's me.

Sterling is the one that stole the jewelry in the locker.

I lost him. Is he by you?

Sterling is the one that blamed Eddie.

Ali, come in.

Not here.

Thank you.

Bringing him out now.

All right, people. Make a hole.

Mr. Sterling, any comments about your arrest, sir?

Clear the way, please.

Clear the way.

Make some space.

Just wait there a second.

Just meet her.

That's all I ask.

If you don't leave, I'll have security remove you both

from the premises.

That is not my daughter.

Hey. It's you and me. That's all we need.

We're a team, yeah?

Come on. Come here.

Police have responded to a Christmas Eve break-in

at the Sterling Department Store,

where authorities discovered millions of pounds' worth of previously stolen items

in Maxwell Sterling's private safe.

Sterling has been arrested

and is now being accused of staging multiple robberies

and claiming the insurance money,

most recently framing security guard Eddie Morris.

It's believed the scheme began with contractor Nick O'Connor,

who was convicted of stealing millions from Sterling

after finishing work on Sterling's security systems.

It's symbolic.

I'm gonna get my own flat.

- Wherever you and Maddie are. - Thank you.

It is expected that all charges against Nick O'Connor

will be expunged.

Cynthia Sterling is expected to take control

of all of Sterling's stores and holdings.

Oh, look what the cat dragged in.

Working on Christmas?

Who works too much now?

I spent all morning with my family. This is my holiday.

Guess you won't be needing this.

I guess I will not.

Tell me. Are you okay?

I'm okay.

All right, then.

You get any good gifts this year?

Yeah.

Yeah, I... I got a pretty good haul.

But I'm gonna have to split it.

Bummer.

Hope it's at least with someone good.

It is.

Tried to blame it On the city that I love

I point the finger At the people up above

But oh, babe, you'll be okay

When you get lost in your head Some days

So life ain't going your way

Keep it up, it up, it up

My baby's got the big, big shoes

Trying to fill 'em But she just might lose

Who cares if you jump through hoops? Just get up, get up, get up

There's Jimmy trying to make his way

Counting pennies 'Cause the work don't pay

Everybody's gotta make their way

So come on, come on Come on, come on, woo!

I tried to blame it On the city that I love

I point the finger At the people up above

But oh, babe, you'll be okay

When you get lost in your head Some days

So life ain't going your way

Keep it up, it up, it up

If it's love, if it's love If it's love that you need

Give it all that you got When you're down on your knees

If it's love, if it's love If it's love that you need

Give it all that you got When you're down on your knees

Yeah!