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Mom. Mom.

God, bro, I'm so horny today.

I don't know what's wrong with me.

You're horny every day.

Maybe you ought to have your clit examined.

Maybe you should go to the doctor.

You might be able to get something to calm yourself down a little bit.

No.

I can't get enough of you, Rob.

Please, wake up for me.

Oh Rob, at least part of you responds to me.

I'm serious, Katie.

Maybe you should go to the doctor. You need to get something to calm you down a

little bit.

Oh, God, Ron.

You've got a problem, Vicki. This isn't normal.

All right,

baby.

Can you dance now, love?

Please. For some period, will you give me a itchy spot, please, love?

Please.

Oh, Rob.

Please just tell me, fuck me.

I am fucking you.

I'm always fucking you.

That's all we do, morning, noon, and night. Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Oh, Robbie.

I'll keep doing it. It feels so much better when you talk dirty to me.

I'm serious, Vicki. We've got a problem.

What problem, Rob? Jesus Christ, there's not a man alive that wouldn't want to

fuck me all the time.

Vicki, nobody wants to fuck all the time.

Oh, you're wrong.

You're so wrong.

I want to fuck all the time.

You're so tight this way.

Yeah, I know.

Oh, God.

Oh, I'm going to cum again.

Oh, baby.

Oh, Vicki, it's so good.

Oh, I'm going to cum.

Oh,

I'm going to cum.

Is that what I'm supposed to do?

But I wasn't finished yet.

What do you mean you weren't finished?

I counted at least 12 times that you came already.

But I wanted to come a few more times.

A few more times?

Well, yeah.

How long before you think that you can go again?

Oh, Lord.

A world full of ceiling watches and I have to draw the whore of Babylon.

Are you calling me a whore?

No, honey.

Look, uh, baby, would you turn on my shower?

I've got to get to work. I'm only, uh, four hours late.

Started your shower, honey.

But don't most guys like to fuck every day, honey?

Sure, most guys like to fuck every day.

And if they're lucky, twice a day.

Once in the morning and once at night.

Of course, some guys even enjoy nooners once in a while.

But, honey, there's nobody that likes it in the morning.

And at noon.

And when they get home from work.

And at night before they go to sleep.

And still again while they're sleeping in their bed at night.

You don't think so?

No, I don't think so, honey.

But I'd like to fuck Robbie.

I know you do, honey.

I feel so... Good. I feel so alive when I look.

Well, I feel dead.

Give me a little hand here.

Come on. There.

Go take a shower.

You gonna make it?

there anyhow.

Why do you need so much cock, huh?

Gee, maybe I am incurable.

God, what a way to go.

Vince, I'm telling you, it's really getting to me. She's going to use up my

lifetime of supply of ejaculate before I'm 40.

She likes to fuck, huh?

Likes to fuck?

She lives on it. It's her life force.

I don't think I've seen her do anything else since I married her.

What are you doing?

What's her number?

What are you going to do?

Call her up. Isn't that what you want me to do?

Are you going to fuck her?

Oh, if the lady's in need.

You don't understand, Vince. We fuck six times a day and we don't take breaks on

weekends. I mean, it's a problem.

I should have such problems.

I'll trade you any time.

I don't think so.

My mistress and my wife are both filled up two times a week, and that leaves me

with seven hard -ons and no place to put them.

Maybe we ought to see somebody.

You mean like a doctor?

They got doctors for everything. I read about one who locates the G -spot. He

shows it to the husbands.

I wonder if Dr. Cox could help us.

Who's Dr. Cox?

What is it, like a sex clinic?

I'm not sure, but... Whatever it is, it can't hurt, and maybe a lot of fun, eh?

It says she saved hundreds of marriages with her unusual techniques of

participation. Yeah, she's pretty, too.

Yeah, she's got great tits.

What do you say? I'll do it if you do it.

It's a deal. All right.

I'll talk to you later. All right.

Dr. Cox says my next patient has a 12 -inch back.

So he probably can't get it up.

No, she says he's got it up all the time.

That's his problem.

He'd hurt you anyway, Loretta. You have such a baby -type cunt.

No, she says he's a very gentle lover.

And he's crazy for blondes.

Well, just remember who you live with and who pays your rent.

Cicely, why are you always so jealous?

You know this is just a job.

It means nothing.

Because I love you.

And if you weren't so cockstruck, you wouldn't even have this job.

And what would I be?

A waitress?

A schoolteacher? A salesgirl?

Honey, this is the best job in the world.

Well, you wouldn't catch me fucking guys for a few lousy bucks.

Cicely, honey, I get paid better than most hookers, and it's all legal.

I know, it's just that... I know, you hate cocks. That's because you've never

tried one.

They're really very nice.

They take into your pussy.

Thank you.

Alright.

I love you, Loretta.

I know, baby.

You love to have your clips back, don't you, babe?

Mm -hmm.

Oh, hi, Doc.

Yeah, Cicely's got the best pussy in town. Want a lick?

Oh, does that mean I have to stop before I come again?

Thanks, Doc.

Can you on your way in?

Already here.

She slipped through the back.

3 p .m. on Friday.

Okay. Thank you.

Mr. 12 Inches won't be in today. He's coming in tomorrow.

But we have an emergency.

His name is Vince. He has a full -time mistress and a wife and still isn't

getting enough.

A problem of positioning, don't you think?

What are the other symptoms?

He claims he can last for a full half hour with his wife but is off in five

minutes with his mistress.

And he's not into oral sex.

Aha. There's a good starting place.

Why don't you sit down?

And we'll figure out what we're going to do.

Let's start by taking your uniform off.

Feels good.

I love your tits.

Your tits are so hard and firm.

And yours are so big and nice.

May I suck them?

Oh, yes, do.

That way when the client comes in, he'll see two sets of hard nipples.

Oh, yes.

That'll get him started on the right foot.

Do you think we should introduce the client to cunnilingus?

Oh, yes. You should show him the Kegel exercise.

Just Dr.

Cox. But shouldn't you show him yours?

No, no. He's not my type. I'll tell you when I find somebody that I enjoy.

Oh.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Now it's your turn.

oh oh oh

Mm -hmm.

to fuck you right through the page.

This

is

really the pit.

We'll be just a minute more.

Without me.

Excuse me, I'm sorry. I've just never seen a magazine like that before.

It's quite erotic.

Erotic, yes.

That's the word.

You mean they turn you on.

Oh, yes, it turns me on. But then everything turns me on.

You mean, like, if I were to peel a peach with a juicy furry, that would

you on?

Yes, it would.

And if I were to lick your earlobe, that would turn you on?

Oh, most definitely.

And if I were to reach for you, like this, that would turn you on?

Yes, it would turn me on.

Okay, now send the patient in now, nurse.

Won't you come in and sit down, Vince? Yes, ma 'am. I mean, Dr. Cox.

I see by your record you're over -sexed.

Oh, no, I'm normal. Everybody else is undersexed.

But when you have sex, you're not satisfied?

Something like that.

Sex bores you?

No, quite the opposite.

Well, if you had good sex, you might not need it so often.

It's our contention that good sex is adequate, but great sex, it will keep

satisfied. Great sex?

Great sex is once -in -a -lifetime sex, the fantasy type sex.

Um, do you squeeze your wife's pussy just like my nurse is squeezing hers?

Well, no, not exactly.

Why don't you experiment with my nurse?

Sure.

Whoa, sailor. Oh, wait a minute. Slow down.

Women are very delicate. You want her to enjoy it, too, don't you?

Oh, yeah, sure, but... Well, um, nurse, spread your lips a little bit.

Now, see that little P at the top?

Mm -hmm. That's her clitoris.

Now, you never touch that without a moist fingertip.

Moisten your finger.

I want you to touch my clit.

Does that feel good, nurse?

Now, why don't you suck her breast?

Pull it out tenderly.

Oh.

And softly.

Yes, lick it.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Does that feel good? Uh -huh.

Is he tender enough?

Oh, yes.

Mmm.

Oh, that's it.

A lot of tonguing.

You learned fast.

Good boy.

You're doing just fine.

Never made it with a nurse before.

Well, now you get your chance.

You know anything that the rest of us don't?

A lot.

I'm going to take this thing off now.

I like you better, Albert.

I'm sure glad I came to Dr. Cox's sick clinic.

Well, you learned real fast, Ben.

You're doing real good.

You were just like this.

Mm -hmm.

A little more comfortable.

Mwah.

Yeah, oh Yeah

Thank you.

You bet I do.

I'm telling you, Rob, it was something else.

It was better than a trip to a New Orleans whorehouse.

And half the cost.

Sex therapy is a wave of the future. Really, what happened?

If I could just figure out a way to market this. I mean, think of the

possibilities.

Good sex at half the cost and none of the risk.

What happened?

I can just see the headlines now.

New, exciting, amazing, good sex for all.

At low cost and high pleasure.

Vince, what did they do to you?

What did they do to me? What didn't they do to me? Did you know that a woman can

have 56 orgasms in one sitting?

Or is it lame?

Unfortunately, that's one thing I do know.

Only Vicki could probably beat that record without taking her clothes off.

Did you know that a clit isn't the only erogenous zone?

No, Vince, I've never seen you like this.

I'm telling you, Rob, I'll never be the same. I learned things I didn't think

Masters and Johnsons even knew.

Did you ever feel a cervix?

I can't say that I have.

I'm telling you, Rob, I'll never be the same. And either with my wife or

mistress. It was the most amazing experience I've ever had in my life.

to go back there. I can't believe it. It was incredible.

I wonder if we'll get this Chippendales hunk.

Or, I mean, your real playgirl centerfold type.

You think they'll be men?

Why not?

Don't you think they have male sex there again?

I don't know. I thought they'd always be women.

Well, maybe she'll be this real slut from downtown.

You know, with makeup and furs and all that stuff.

You want to make up with a girl?

Fuck, at this point, I don't care.

I would make it with a cigar.

Hello.

I'm your nurse, Loretta.

And you must be Vicki and Rob.

We were expecting to see Dr. Cox.

Just have to get some information first.

Okay, now how big is your cock?

Nine inches erect.

Too flaccid.

Not too.

Yes, I measured it while you were sleeping.

Too?

And do you eat pussy?

Only when I make him.

But he loves to have his cock sucked.

May I see your tongue?

What? Out with it.

This is fun.

Adequate.

Dr. Cox will see you in a moment.

She left a wet spot.

Yeah, a hot wet spot.

Look, Robbie, you got a heart on from that nurse.

I suppose I do.

Oh, Robbie, can I have it?

Please?

Please?

Suck it, please, Robbie? I'll be a good girl all day.

I don't think it'll be a good idea. I mean, what if the doctor wants to

it or something?

Just relax, would you?

To put up with this at home, I don't need it at the office.

Fun?

What?

So what do you think?

Yes, you're absolutely right. He's just my type. Send him in.

Rob, you can come on in now.

Vicki, please wait a moment.

Go ahead and have a seat.

So, how much sex is your problem?

Sometimes even sex can be a drag.

Maybe if you satisfied your wife and gave her more quality, she'd want less

quantity. You don't know, Vicki.

Besides, I've been doing it since I was 14. I mean, no one does it better than I

do. Oh, really?

Maybe you could teach this doctor a few tricks.

I'll try.

oh oh

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

That's so good.

oh

um um

Oh. Oh, man.

Oh.

Boy, he's bigger than a cat.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, God. I think it's all turned on.

Oh yeah.

Oh, God.

I'm going to drop it off on your desk.

Yes.

Hi.

Hi, Cicely.

How you doing?

Fine. Are you working or playing?

That depends.

Want to play?

Sure, it's okay.

Okay with you, Vicki?

Sure.

Having my pussy licked is one of my favorite pastimes.

Mmm.

Thank you very much.

I think he'd be jealous.

He might not put me off so much.

Isn't that what you want to talk?

Thank you.

Oh, how nice.

The cock.

Getting away from me.

Did you see what I thought she said?

I'm afraid so, Vicky.

Cicely, I think it's time for your sex therapy.

God, all this pussy all at once?

This must be my lucky day.

Keep it up today.

Nobody will bother us then.

Thank you.

I've never had a shave like this before.

You do that, I'm going to go.

Better.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Or you can come in here.

Like this.

That is great.

Let's try another position, okay?

Okay, I want you to turn over.

Oh, yeah.

Just me again.

When we can't do this, please.

Give me a minute.

Thank you.

Oh.

Oh yeah.

Maybe I should go into the bathroom.

That wouldn't be a bad idea.

But, Doctor, I'm still horny.

So how's our patient, Dr. Cox? I don't know. He's still horny.

Well, I'm still on another hour, but you should see what just walked in the

door. In fact, I'll go get her.

Where's Dr. Cox?

She stepped out for a minute.

Oh.

Is this part of the treatment?

Oh, yeah. You better believe it. I thought I was cured already.

Oh.

It's our contention that good sex is adequate, but great sex, it will keep

satisfied. Great sex?

Great sex is more than a lifetime sex, a fantasy type of sex.

Do you squeeze your wife?