All language subtitles for If.You.Are.The.One.II.2010.BluRay.1080p.UNIONGANG

A good man is wooing a maiden faire he loves.

He sought her but couldn't find her waking
and sleeping he longed for her.

Since they got back from Hokkaido,

Xiaoxiao has completely given up on Mr. Fang

and her passion to love.

She is caught in a dilemma
when it comes to Qinfen.

She thinks he is sweet and interesting

but she can't handle his mood swings.

He is pessimistic he is depressed,

and loses control when he is excited.

He's a grown man but still acts like a child.

What bothers her most is that

she tries hard to make herself
fall in love with Qinfen

her feelings towards him are still premature.

Qinfen is no longer a young man,

he is already "over the hill"

A man who'll be kicking the bucket soon.

Unlike Xiaoxiao

when it comes to marriage,

he wants to seal the deal as soon as possible.

So

he chose the Great Wall of Mutianyu

to propose to Xiaoxiao formally.

Get up.

Can you please act normal?

Just say yes.

Let's get married

when you regret, we'll deal with that later.

Make sure you've thought it through

I'll never get divorced.

If you divorce me

I will cry

until the Great Wall collapses

I can't live without you.

Tell me honestly.

How old are you?

61, 61

You are 61?

I was born in 1961

48 years old.

You still have 30 years ahead of you

I can't live for that long.

At least 20 more years.

Who have you spent 20 years with?

No one.

How can you promise

that we can grow old together?

I don't know.

Maybe it's just wishful thinking.

What does marriage mean to you?

Love?

No, no.

Absolutely not

I know that love has an expiration date.

If I really loved you, I wouldn't marry you

I didn't mean to say that,

I do love you...

Don't take it back

I like to hear the truth.

We are finally going to be together

I proudly announce.

Ms. Mango and Mr. Li Xiangshan's
divorce ceremony

begins now.

Please give a big hand for

the "lovers-that-used-to-be"

Please stop.

Today

we gather

to witness

our

mutual friends.

Mango and Xiangshan

to end their 5-year marriage

and turn from husband and wife to friends.

Please swear on this money

that what you are going to say

is completely honest,

everything was carefully thought through,

Mango,

Please answer me honestly

place your hand on

from now on,

it doesn't matter

how rich, how healthy or
how much Xiangshan loves you,

you still wouldn't be with him?

Nope.

Xiangshan,

Please answer me honestly

from now on,

it doesn't matter

how beautiful,
how charming or how much Mango loves you,

you still wouldn't be with her?

Nope.

Please return your rings

I'll bury them for you.

One last kiss?

Yeah!

I don't think that's necessary.

Fine then.

They don't see the point of that.

Now

cut the character of "happiness"

Please shake hands like friends.

Go.

Go on.

Now, hug.

Like friends.

What else do you want?

Just do it.

Divorced but still good friends.

No longer in the love business,
but still open for friendship.

Please pour the champagne.

It's over!

It's over!

Let the pigeons fly!

Xuanxuan.

We'll do it together.

Release the rope.

Thank you for coming.

Isn't it pretty honey?

Yes.

Xuanxuan.

Why are you so excited today?

I'm happy for them.

They are finally free.

They can still be friends after divorce.

Then why did they get married
in the first place?

Why not just remain friends?

That's not the same.

Being friends before and after marriage

is much different.

Finally there are no more responsibilities,
right?

That's not it.

It's that no one wants anything anymore,

There are no more illusions,

so they can really accept each other.

Real friends makes you feel safe and secure.

Ecco Li.

You know Mango, right?

Yes.

Sorry to make everyone feel uncomfortable,

I am jealous of you two.

Don't speak nonsense.

Drink it all!

Who is that girl.

You guys were quite flirtatious.

She is a reporter from Xiangshan's company.

He wants me to do a traveling show with her.

But I never agreed.

No wonder Xiangshan is so excited today.

Don't ever believe in love at first sight.

Don't give up. Get back into the game.

Xiangshan you are so charming.

Oh yeah?

Who are you?

Who did you come with?

Come on. Just drink.

Don't drink too much Xiangshan.

You want to marry me so soon,

are you thinking about
getting rid of me right away too?

I'm planning on spending
my entire life with you.

Here you are!

I couldn't find you anywhere.

We're right here.

You've had enough.

Sorry for the troubles brother,

your buddy here is drunk.

Is everyone happy and satisfied?

They all feel inspired.

Many couples told me that.

They are going to have a ceremony like yours.

Great.

What is life?

The beauty of life is that each day
is brand new,

a magical start.

How ungrateful.

Then I'll start my new life right away.

Mango.

Are you happy today?

Yes.

Wasn't it great?

Yes.

It was impressive right?

Yeah.

Call me if you miss me, anytime.

Don't spend too much money
on people you've just met

Ok let's go.

Split up.

Break it up.

Go.

Go on, back to your own homes.

Tell Xiangshan to not get overly excited

and spend money on strangers.

You go in this car.

This one

you won't be riding in the same car anymore.

Mango is drunk.

Isn't that great?

Yeah, sure.

It's wonderful Right?

Yeah,

of course.

Let's go.

Brother?

What?

Please return that tuxedo.

Here you go

I'll give you the pants tomorrow.

See you

I'll close the door for you.

Thanks.

Qin.

Thanks so much.

This was even better than our wedding.

Did he propose?

Ta-dah.

Don't be like me

I wasn't thinking straight when I said yes

at least have a trial run first.

There is no point in finding out how good he is.

It's more important to see how lousy he can be.

If you are no longer cute.

Can he still be good to you?

When did you become unlovable?

He said I was stupid
before our honeymoon was over.

Then let's start the trial from honeymoon.

No.

Let's start from the seven-year itch.

Let's find out

who's more irritating.

Sir.

What would you like?

French or Australian?

Sir.

We have prepared French and Australian wines.

Which one would you like?

Don't move.

You are fit to be our spokesperson.

You must compete

in our pageant in Hainan.

Angels of Le Meridien.

You'll at least make it to top five.

Do you have an agent.

Would you like to be a spokesperson?

This is my card

I'm already married

I have a husband.

Ms. Liang.

Do you have a ride?

Hello?

I'm here.

Where are you?

I am still at home.

You've landed already?

How about you get a taxi to Yalong Bay

I'll pick you up there.

Okay

I'll catch a cab myself.

Where is.

Xiaoxiao?

She was there just now

Ok. Thank you.

Please enjoy.

Thank you.

Hello?

Why didn't you pick up?

What are you doing?

I'm already at Yalong Bay.

Where are you?

What?

You really went there?

Yes

I was joking

I am at the airport

I'm waiting for you at the arrival gate.

Then get over here quickly.

Right away

I'll be there in a bit.

Don't go anywhere.

Why did you lie to me?

Since today is the first day of
our trial marriage,

I forgive you.

After we get married.

We must be honest to one another.

Neither of us is allowed to lie

two big fat liars

how are we going to live together?

So you do think being honest is important?

Extremely!

At least one person
has to speak the truth in a family

or else we will never hear anything honest.

Was telling that little lie today a problem?

I just wanted to give you a surprise.

But you lied to me intentionally.

You were having coffee for an hour

not picking up my calls.

You just wanted to see me worry

I have many friends who lie a lot

but they all have a purpose to their lies

I haven't seen anyone like you.

You don't have any reasons.

Does lying give you a kick?

I use to tell the truth more,

but then I realized that the truth hurts

no one wants to hear it

I don't either.

You don't need to be too sincere
in a relationship.

A bit of fakeness keeps everything in harmony.

Tell me the truth.

Am I really as good as you always brag?

Personality or looks?

Can you separate the two when it comes to me?

Then honestly,

your...

your eyes are a little

far apart

kind of like a flounder.

Your definition of truth is attacking people?

I knew this would happen.

Here we are.

Why did you pick

such a surreal place to live?

This is where I plan to die.

Facing the ocean,

mountains in the back

flowers blooming throughout the year

I'd like the vision to be pleasant

when I take my last look of the world.

You bought this place?

Why didn't you tell me?

I am renting it

for 20 years.

Just enough to spend the rest of my life.

Already in your twilight years?

If you ask me,

Let's skip the seven-year itch,

the mid-life crisis too.

Iet's jump straight to relying upon
each other for life.

What do you say?

I think it's a good idea

I'll run a bath for you.

Take a bath quickly

I'll take a shower.

It's more environmental.

How can I change when you are here?

We're already an old couple. You're still shy?

You didn't

mind me before.

It's more environmental
if we take a bath together.

After all these years

I've had enough,

I would like some privacy now.

How about we stop this trial

and just get married for real?

You are a rare catch

I don't want to wait anymore.

What if someone comes by and steals you away?

If we do get married,

do you want kids?

Only if they inherit your looks.

Then, after we have children

are you still going to be as good to me as now?

Don't get mad if I tell you the truth.

Even if we don't have kids

it's impossible for me to be this good
to you forever.

Who can put a guarantee on forever?

Will you die if you just say yes?

You see?

You asked me to tell you the truth.

But you always get mad when I am honest.

Then I'll lie.

Okay

I will never change.

If I am with someone

I will be good to him forever.

Is this "good" you are talking about

the same "good" that I am thinking about?

Honey

I'll walk downstairs myself.

No

I'm not letting you take one single step.

You sure you can do this?

I could just walk.

No way.

We are almost there.

Put me down.

Put me down!

Look how much you are sweating.

Don't push yourself.

It's not like I'm that heavy.

You didn't see me when I was in my good years.

Recently,

I have become a little weak,

I wasn't like this before.

Not at all.

What are you doing there?

I'm coming

I'll help you.

What's wrong?

My back,

I can't move!

Where?

Ouch. It hurts

I'll rub it for you.

Don't. It hurts.

Ouch!

I swam the butterfly stroke this morning

I flew a little too hard.

Butterfly stroke? With these weak bones?

Do you think you are Michael Phelps?

Don't use your fingertips.

Use your palms.

Lift my shirt up.

Ah, that feels good.

Turn on the CD player for me.

CD

Track 4.

Now open up the drawer.

You see that bottle of oil?

Yes.

Rub your hands together until they are warm.

You feel the warmth?

Yes.

Drop some oil on your hands.

A little more.

More.

Get up here.

Huh?

Get up.

Sit on me.

That way it'll be easier for you.

Push upward from my psoas muscle.

Where is the psoas muscle?

Right here.

Push up.

Push down.

Up again.

You think this is a massage session?

Very enjoyable.

Do you think you are the last emperor?

Feel better?

Are you awake?

Sorry, I fell asleep.

That was very impolite.

It's okay.

Go back to sleep.

We don't have to pretend anything

c'mon, turn around

I didn't do that on purpose,

I let go and you just fell by yourself.

If one of us has to sleep on the couch,
it should be me.

It is you!

A couple

sleeping separately on their first night.

What a laughing stock.

Your honeymoon has already ended buddy.

We are an old couple now.

You lost interest in me already.

No, I'm still burning with passion.

No... your fire has already turned to ashes

I'm not that interested in you either,

Neither of us wants to touch each other anymore.

"Aesthetic fatigue", understand?

Then how can we go on living?

This is exactly why we're having this trial.

This is a common case

I heard that around 90% of couples

after 15 to 20 years of marriage,

neither of them wants physical contact anymore.

But life goes on just the same.

What's the purpose of this test-run marriage?

What?

We're not trying to see
what it feels like to be madly in love.

We want to know,

even after all the passion is gone

can we still stick together until the end.

Can you?

I will take a stand here...

I can do it!

Then I declare it as well

I'm one of the 10%,

I'll still be passionate about you
when you are 80

you are lying again.

When I'm 80, you'll be 100.

You won't even be able to hold chopsticks.

You won't know who I am even
if I stand in front of you.

You'll probably think I'm your mother.

If I'd known you were going to be this cold,

I would have married the "once a year" girl.

At least I'd get it once each year.

That's better than being with you,

I didn't even get one pleasant day.

You regret?

You still have time to turn back.

It seems like this trial is a good idea.

Think it through

if you can't handle it,

tell me soon.

Good night, darling.

Sorry to bother you.

Your husband ordered this wheelchair
on Taobao.com.

We didn't order any wheelchair.

It was Mr. Qin. I can recognize his voice.

What's wrong?

What do you need a wheelchair for?

I am paralyzed.

What?

I am paralyzed.

You are paralyzed?

I can't stand up.

Bullshit. Get up.

There is a possibility that
this could really happen.

What is this test-run about?

There is no point if both of us
are strong like oxen.

Let's find out, if one of us becomes paralyzed,

will the other one be there

to serve him food and drinks,

to bathe him and take him for walks?

Now I am the paralyzed one.

And I can state

if you ever become paralyzed,
I'll take care of you forever.

Can you?

Yes

I dare you to not stand up ever again.

Just put it here.

Sorry to bother you.

Thanks

I need to use the restroom.

Hold it!

I can't!

Then pee in your pants

I'll wash them for you afterwards.

He is pretty good-looking.

You could put a pen between his chest muscles.

Officer.

We are ready to go.

Requesting permission to sail.

Permission granted.

Yes sir!

Have you know him for that long?

Aren't you a little over-excited?

It's not about how much time is spent.

You can spend a lifetime with someone
and still feel nothing,

but some people...

Love at first sight again?

Yes.

What's wrong with me?

I'm always like this

I take it too seriously every time.

How's your old man doing?

Having fun test-running your marriage life?

That sneaky old thing?

He is plotting something to test me.

Mango flavor.

How did you know?

This mouth is even bigger than the other one.

You suck!

What are you staring so blankly for?

I am recapping my entire life.

Your life is pure laziness and good-for-nothing.

You are really paralyzed?

When have I ever lied to you?

She is not good to me.

She doesn't change my clothes,
and doesn't bathe me,

I smell.

Really?

He does smell bad.

Where did you learn to tattle-tail?

Look at him.

Only he can come up with something like this.

He has been sitting
in that wheelchair for days,

just to make me serve him.

Mango is here. You're not getting up?

Come on, that's enough.

If you keep on sitting like this,
your veins will clog up.

You don't want that to happen

I don't care if it's bad for me,

I'll do anything as long as
it serves her no good.

Why are you so horrible?

You didn't see what she did to me.

Our first night together

she left me high and dry

I am such an energetic person.

She doesn't want to know what I'm capable of,

she only wants to see what I can't do.

Who does that?

She doesn't let me taste any honey.

She forces me to say
I've had enough before I've even tried it.

What are you saying?

You guys still haven't done it yet?

Of course not

I didn't want to take advantage of her
when she's vulnerable,

now, she is forcing me to pretend that
I am tired of her.

Fine then

I'll show her.

Over these last few days

I wouldn't do anything,

I wouldn't even pick up the oil bottle
when it tipped over.

Just sitting here like a master.

It's not necessary to be happy together,

but it's necessary to suffer together.

According to her,
this is what it means to be married.

Mango doesn't eat mangos...

Are you planning to pretend
for a while or forever?

That depends on her.

It's easy enough for me to stand again.

We just need to re-negotiate my treatments.

How do you want her to treat you?

Like her husband!

We don't have to do everything for real,

but we should at least sleep in the same bed.

Can you please pour some water for me?

I've been thirsty all morning.

Xiaoxiao.

Where is the drinking water?

Why is he ordering you around now?

Give it to me.

Here it is.

You washed all of these for him?

I'm trying to let him drink less water.

Or else he always needs me to the restroom.

Look at him.

He is treating himself like a paralyzed person.

So stubborn.

If you ignore him, he will pee in his pants.

You make me speechless.

So you just let him do whatever he wants?

I want to see.

If I can handle it if this really happens.

No one test themselves this way.

He's taking advantage of you.

It's ok.

He can continue acting paralyzed
as long as he wants

I've been so tired lately

I don't want to cook.

Let's go into town and find a place to eat.

Sure.

Welcome to Le Meridien, Shimei Bay.

Come here.

Here is a wheelchair.

Please help us get this handicapped person in.

Okay.

Hello.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Can you eat by yourself?

No.

Can't move your hands anymore?

Paralyzed to your neck?

Come on, you know I'm unable.

Is that Vietnam over there?

Yes, but you can't see that far sir.

Please bring me the beef tartare
as an appetizer

I will have

arugula salad,

no cheese, dressing on the side.

Hey.

What about me?

I haven't ordered yet.

Oh yeah.

You haven't ordered.

What do you want to eat?

What can you eat?

I want meat.

Our veal steak is very good,

I recommend it

I'll have that, then.

How do you want it done sir?

Medium-rare.

Are you eating raw meat now?

You have to wash yourself
if you poop your pants.

Excuse me for a while.

Look over here,

I'm still here,

Iet's talk about something serious.

The life insurance you wanted me to prepare,

I brought the statement for you.

What's the insured amount?

Three million, right?

Yes.

Who is the beneficiary?

She is.

Liang Xiaoxiao?

Yes

I'll write it down for you.

Go ahead.

You don't think
it's bad luck to talk about death now?

Why?

She is still young,

if anything ever happens to me

I must give her something.

If I have to die by someone's hand,

I'd rather die by hers.

Stop, stop!

Please, live for a thousand years.

But standing here, as a woman

I must say...

What you just did

is really incredible.

Here.

Sign here.

Okay.

What are they talking about?

Why are they taking pictures?

What's going on?

Whose salad is this?

Right here.

Where are you going?

Sir...

Do you want to come tonight?

Sure

I'll save a ticket for you.

Really?

Sure.

Thanks. Save one for her.

No problem.

The food is here.

Brother.

Who are you?

Who else can it be?

Jianguo.

Jianguo?

That's right

I had plastic surgery

in Korea.

Why do you look like Liaofan?

You're silly

brother,

This is what you got from marriage hunting.

Shut up!

How do you know these people?

Why did you stand up?

He didn't have a choice.

Now you are free again.

Since you chose to stand up by yourself

she'll treat you like before

I can't talk to other people?

I can't have my own friends?

Your steak is here

we've put your wheelchair away, sir.

Thank you.

Can we not fight in public?

Who's fighting with you?

Xiaoxiao.

Who are those people?

They are here for a pageant.

Angels of Le Meridien, the final is tonight.

Oh right.

They gave me tickets. Let's go together

I can't. I am going back to Beijing

you two go together.

Qinfen, you go with her.

Lots of hot girls!

Not interested.

What kind of crap is that?

Fake experts, upper-class-wannabes.

Since when is there an upper-class?

All low class.

Who gives them the right to judge people?

They don't set the standards of beauty.

You don't have to go.

So don't be so cynical.

A bunch of parasites,

Iying and cheating for food and sex.

Okay, okay.

That's enough.

It's not like you are that different from them.

It's okay if you two are just messing around

but don't get too serious.

Women

always want people to admire them.

You don't?

You don't want everyone to dislike you right?

I know

I really do love her.

If you love someone, you have to let them know.

But I can't feel her love for me.

Hey handsome, get me a taxi.

Okay.

There is one thing I can be sure of,

right now, you are the only one in her heart.

No one else

I'm going.

Okay, bye!

Wait here. I'll go turn on the AC in the car

I'll go.

Are you really planning to go?

I'm a tacky person.

What you have on right now is fine.

Hey,

everyone is wearing jewelry, you shouldn't

you look more confident this way.

You as a person

is more elegant than any jewelry.

You don't think this is too plain?

Is it not formal enough to show my respect?

Since when did showing respect
become wearing expensive things?

You don't own a mine.

Diamonds and emeralds are just rocks.

Only dogs wear chains. You don't need them

I'll be your driver

I called for a cab already.

Do you want to come with me?

I'll walk you across the bridge