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My divorce shattered my world. I have been trying to put back all the broken

pieces ever since. Elena, my best friend growing up, was the first one who

reached out to me after she heard the news.

Hello? Oh my god, Crystal, how have you been?

Hi! Oh my god, it's been so long.

I heard about the divorce.

Yeah, I mean, Ryan's okay.

You know, it's a lot to deal with. It's a lot of moving pieces.

Oh, no, that's completely understandable.

Have you been doing okay?

I hadn't realized how much I missed having a friend, especially someone as

darling as my Elena.

It's so good to hear from you. And hey, I have a crazy idea.

It's been so long. What if we just went away for the weekend together?

It'd give our sons a chance to meet and hopefully become best friends.

Both our boys have been through so much that all we want is for them to be happy

and feel loved.

I had no idea the weekend would turn out the way it did.

Mistakes were made and lines were crossed.

Now I just hope it's not too late to fix it.

Amazing. He really has grown up to be a man.

Yeah, I'm so proud of both of them.

So, what do you think we should do for the rest of the weekend with the boys?

Oh, I guess we have to figure out our whole itinerary, huh?

It's raining, but take that off the table.

Well, you know what? I am going to get a little nap and then we'll figure things

out. You're going to go take a nap?

Yeah. Okay.

I guess I could relax, too. Go take a bath.

Yeah, a nice bubble bath. Yeah, right? I mean, it's raining, but it's still

beautiful.

Yeah.

Okay, we'll figure that out. Yeah, let's do it.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

What? Ryan, do you think that what we're doing is right?

I mean, ever since I found out that you're a crippled son, I've just known

forever, and now I feel guilty.

I mean, I'm all grown up now, and I'm capable of making my own decisions.

And so are you, Elena.

Yeah.

And besides, I don't think you should care so much about what people think of

you.

I guess so.

Wait, wait. Something still feels weird.

I just... It's hard to get past it. I... It feels like something's missing.

Whenever I feel this way, Parker will always tell me something comforting and

make me feel better.

Oh, easy.

Well, then imagine that he's here comforting you. Oh, no, that would be...

can't do that. That would be so wrong, wouldn't it?

Well, okay, imagine that it's not wrong or weird, and what would he be

saying to you right now?

Well, I guess he would tell me that I'm worrying way too much about something so

small.

I think you should listen to Parker.

Yeah, I guess so.

sinful now.

Yeah, you've gotten so big.

I just remember all the pictures you've posted on Facebook.

You did not look like this.

Thank you.

Yeah.

That one was working for you.

Thank you so much for helping me out with this.

Of course.

Are you enjoying your vacation?

Yeah, definitely.

You know, it means the world to me and your mom that you boys are able to come

with us.

I wouldn't miss this thing. The world.

I don't know why you're grabbing your sword from the back.

Did you pick them off?

No. No?

Yeah.

You like that, Ryan?

Parker, sorry.

Sorry.

I just can't stop thinking about Ryan in the bedroom.

Do you want to invite him in like he was?

No, that's not funny, Parker.

It's not funny.

Because he's my son.

You know, maybe we shouldn't be doing this.

It's a little wrong.

What do you mean we shouldn't be doing this?

Maybe we shouldn't be doing this because you're my best friend's son.

It's just, it's... Whatever.

Well, you don't have to leave.

I saw what you did with my mom. What the fuck do you mean what I did with your

mom? It's fucking... Stop doing your fucking head. This is fucking your ass,

bro. Bro, what the fuck do you think you're doing? You disrespect me in my

house? Trying to fuck my mom, dude?

I fucking heard you with my mom. What the fuck are you talking about?

I'll try to get back at your ass and fucking start calling your name and

Look, dude. Well, I mean, I'm not in your house, alright? Trying to hook up

your mom.

Isn't this house rented?

Bro, my mom... Got this house from my dad in the divorce.

And you can't be in here trying to fuck her, bro.

But it's fine for you to be fucking my mom.

No, no, no.

What are you doing? What are you doing? Trying to hold my hand down?

I'm going to fucking do whatever the fuck I want.

What are you, like, spying on me? I mean...

Dude, I can fucking hear you. You're not that fucking quiet.

It's like across the fucking house, dude. What are you talking about?

You realize there's a big -ass gap right here, right?

Like, it's not that hard to hear when you don't close the damn door.

I'm just saying, dude, you can't fucking exist for two seconds without your mom,

so you're creeping up on me, and it's just... You're fucking my mom.

No, you're fucking my mom, dude. I tried to fuck your mom, that's right, yeah,

because you're up there trying to fuck around with my mom. That's fucking

bullshit, dude. Come on.

Fuck you, dude.

You want to go to the gym or something, bro?

Bro! What the fuck are you going to do with those twigs?

Bro, you ain't going to do shit.

I'm going to knock your ass out in five seconds, dude.

Do something.

Do something. Do something.

You're embarrassing me.

You're embarrassing me.

Stop it. I think we need to go to jail and talk about what happened.

People figure it out.

We just need to get us more dead.

Alright.

Oh, sit down. You too.

Yep, you need to sit down. You sit too.

I'm not sitting next to him.

Right now. And don't say a word.

Don't even look at each other. Don't touch each other. This is ridiculous.

Apologize.

Apologize. No.

Then you can sit in silence until we come back. Fine.

I'm so sorry. That was so embarrassing. No, I'm sorry too. I thought they were

getting along. Me too. I don't know what happened. I don't either. I mean, I

just, maybe, maybe it's our fault.

Did we go too far?

Maybe we did. It's just, I don't really want to stop though.

Yeah, I get it. I mean, it was all going so well. I don't know where it went

wrong, but we have to do something.

We do.

I mean, maybe... I mean, I did leave Parker hanging.

Oh, yeah. He kind of stormed out of the bathroom.

Come to think of it, I kind of left Ryan with some blue balls, too, earlier. I

didn't even think of that.

That could be why they have all that built up aggression.

Yeah, I mean, nothing puts a man in a bad mood like that.

Clearly, and they are growing up.

Yeah.

We have to fix this.

We have to do something.

All right, well, let's go see if those boys are any better. If they've settled

down at all.

Still not getting along, I see.

Well, we think we know how to fix this.

We know what's wrong.

Parker, come with me.

We think we know what's causing you guys to be so angry.

We left you hanging.

We left you with blue balls. I didn't even realize why you were so grumpy.

Yeah. So, here, stand up. That makes sense.

We're here to finish what we started.

Yeah. We just... Right here? Start moving.

Left off.

We don't leave unfinished business.

You want me over here?

I don't know about you, Parker, but I'm feeling a lot better.

Good.

My gosh.

I'll admit, dude, your mom's really good at sucking dick.

It's like a bonding experience.

Good, you're getting along, right?

Yeah. See, I knew this would fix it.

Mm -hmm.

Catchies.

oh yeah

Thank you.

That's good.

That's what we came here to do.

We get to make things right.

I can't really remember why I was angry.

Good. We want you to get along, so sit down.

Yeah, sit next to each other.

That's kind of weird. You need the makeup.

But we're going to sit next to each other naked?

Just sit next to each other.

It'll be okay.

Just trust us. Why don't you guys get along and have a good time?

Right?

Ooh, you don't even have any panties on.

Skipping straight to the point.

Much

better.

So much better.

Definitely can't tell anybody about this.

Mm hmm.

This is so good.

It's been so long since I had a dick.

Your hair is just so fucking gross.

Bye.

Yeah, don't give off the cow spell.

Oh, my God.

Yeah. No, that's a little much.

Well, I don't know. Maybe he has a point.

It would be kind of hot. I don't know. Maybe that's the final frontier for us

explore that.

You boys want to do that?

Yeah.

If you still feel weird about it, we can just give it a try, and then if you

don't like it, we can just pretend it never happened.

That's a great idea.

Okay.

You're a fucking dick, so... I won't tell anybody.

Good point.

Okay, let's do it.

Oh,

fuck.

I can't believe we're doing this.

How do you feel?

I don't know.

So wrong, but I love it.

Oh, God, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, my God. Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

I didn't think it was like the... It was so fucking good. Yeah? It was a good

idea.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Oh, my God, my God.

Oh, shit, sweetheart.

Yes, yes, yes.

Come on.

Don't you forget your -

Excuse me.

Yes. Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck you, sweetie. Just like that. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Oh, give me all my substance.

Come. Oh, fuck.

Yeah. Oh, you're close. Yes. Yes.

This is definitely the greatest weekend ever. And the most sinful.

What do you guys say we make Santa Barbara trip?

On the regular.

Yeah.

See,

it worked. They're getting along.