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Hi, my name is Dr. Jovan. Hi Jasmine, nice to meet you.

This is the nurse, Cassie. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you too.

So what brings you to the spa clinic today?

So, if I'm being honest, I don't want to sound like a bad person, but my

husband is ugly as fuck.

And, like, our kids took all his genes and, like, if I didn't birth them

like, I wouldn't think they're even my fucking kids. Like, they're...

They're fucking ugly.

Like, they're, like... He looks like... He's rich. He's very... He is very rich.

He has a lot going for him.

But physical features... He kind of looks like a troll, if I'm being honest.

And so I'm here today because I really just want, like, some, like, attractive

children, you know? Like, I don't want them to get bullied in school and shit.

Like, so...

I just, I'm looking for, like, a very handsome, like, tall, dark, handsome

sperm donor that, like, hopefully they would take both of our genes, but, like,

even if they took one of our genes, you know, like, I just want, like, an

attractive sperm donor to knock me up. You know what I mean?

I see.

I mean...

If I'm being honest, like, kind of like yourself.

You're very handsome, I must say.

Okay.

So, we're going to do a series of tests to see if you're a candidate, okay?

Okay. So, first thing first, why don't you remove your top for me? Oh, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Wow.

Are we going to do, you know, like a latch test?

Oh, okay. Yeah.

Okay, so, hold on.

No, you stay right there. Okay.

Oh!

You're really latching, huh?

Yeah, you gotta, you know, you gotta make sure you know you... Okay, okay.

You got a breastfeed, right?

Yeah, of course.

So, uh, how are my, how are my feeding skills or qualities?

It's pretty good. Pretty good.

Pretty good. So how about...

Next test, I want you to get doggy style.

Okay. Yeah, and we're going to inspect you out some more and see what's going

here. So you put your head this way.

Should I remove my shorts? Yes. Okay.

Oh, okay.

Hold on. Oh.

Let me see. Hold on. What is this test for?

It's all part of proper procedure. Okay. Just to make it so you know.

Okay.

That's good to hear.

You want to make sure I'm breathable.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, wow, yeah.

That's good.

So start right there. Okay. Here's the doctor.

All right.

So... Open up your mouth.

No, stay right here. Open up your mouth. Oh, okay.

Say ah.

Oh. Ah.

Ah. Yeah.

Ah. Ah.

All right.

Perfect. And I think, just to let you know, we kind of pick you here at the

sperm clinic.

Okay. But you kind of seem like you're the perfect candidate.

You know what I mean? Oh, really?

Yeah, I think we can help you out. I think we can help fix your problem and

up with a solution.

Oh, good. I love to hear that.

You ready? Yes.

Yeah, you got nice eyes.

What color are your eyes, baby?

They're hazel.

They're hazel? Yeah.

So you can do a never test.

Okay, silly, can you go back for me, please, baby?

Oh, yeah, of course.

Yeah.

Oh, shit.

Is it dick?

It's a dick.

It's a dick.

It's a dick. It's a dick.

Yeah, very fertile.

Tastes very fertile. I feel like I'm the perfect person to breed right here.

She's an 8 on 10, then. Oh, I love to hear that.

So, you look like you're very breedable.

Oh, good, good.

We've had over a thousand pregnancies.

Oh, really? A thousand? I didn't know that.

Yes, and we here do more of a natural insemination process here. Okay.

So, you know, it goes a little something.

Like this.

Yeah.

What the fuck?

Wait, so you're, you're like, you're doing the procedure with your penis?

Yeah.

That's why we do a lot of tests. Yeah, yeah, that makes sense.

I think I'm going to be okay. All right.

He's a professional. I'm a professional.

And is this a good position for breathing?

Oh, yeah. Most definitely.

It's a start -up for a warm -up position right there. Yeah. I feel like I need

to stretch my vagina out more to accommodate you.

Yeah, you like that?

Oh, your penis is almost bigger than my entire husband's body.

You're so big.

Oh, we're going to have nice and strong and tall kids.

insomniac me. Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

She's very nice and strong.

I will not bear your offspring.

I want you to warm up a big fat load of semen.

I want all your semen inside me.

This feels good, doc.

Is everything

feeling okay?

Oh, that's really deep, doctor.

It has to be deep. It has to be. Just like that.

Just like that.

Doctor.

Oh, shoot. Looks like it's going to be a thousand and one pregnancy right here.

Oh, yeah.

I really want a successful procedure.

Oh, yeah?

I'm going to make sure you get it done.

Yeah, I'm going to make this work.

Yes.

Open your mouth.

I'm just latching on to my uterus.

He's really good at this procedure.

He is really good.

Yes, he's the best in town.

I believe it.

I'm not going to push on my bread.

I think it is

You're

doing good, you're doing good

I feel like I can get deep, Barfi.

Oh, Sam.

Oh, Sam.

Oh, Sam. Oh, Sam.

I know, I won't come yet.

Oh my god.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, fucking great doctor.

Oh, my God, I want you to fill me with your sticky cum.

Please, I want you to impregnate me.

Oh, my God, I want your warm fucking load inside me.

Yeah, build up that fucking cum. I want you to fucking fill me.

I want you to brain me, please.

Oh, build up that warm sticky cum to fill my cum.

I don't want you to fucking impregnate me.

Come here. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Film all your fucking semen for me.

I want all your fucking semen inside me.

I want your bones to become film in your pussy.

Oh, please, doctor.

Please, doctor. I want you to fill me with your cum.

Come on.

Please, don't break me.

Please.

Please.

Oh, you're so deep.

I want you to fill me with your cum.

Oh, my God.

Except you're a little deep inside my pussy.

Oh, my gosh. Oh, my fucking cum. Your cum.

Please. Please.

Please breathe me.

Please breathe my pussy.

Please. Please breathe me in your cum.

Please.

Yes.

Yes, fucking breathe me. Fucking breathe my little...

You have your last straw. Have your last straw. Have your last straw.

I need to keep it in there.

Here you go, baby.

doctor. Oh my god. I'm so happy to be infirmated by you.

Oh my god.

I can't wait till I can take the test.

Soon. Very soon.

You can get dressed now.

Okay.