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Original subtitles

Yes. Hello, we are waiting for you here with Dima. In the red car.

Red. Red.

Hello, hello, come in.

Come on, come on.

Relax.

Dima is a childhood friend.

How was your trip?

The trip

was long.

I didn't eat. And no, I don't want to speak to you in Russian. You were never

good at it anyway.

So how long has it been?

Five, seven years?

You look good.

It's been eight, and okay, yeah, you don't look too shabby yourself.

I mean, look at you. It looks like you're about to walk a runway.

Good eyes, vintage jacket, one -of -a -kind silk scars, and limited edition

Timbs.

Who can afford to be so bougie when you're, like, hardly getting any work?

Oh, excuse me.

Last month, I booked a national commercial.

I got new management, and you should really check out my new reel. It's

something. Okay, good for you.

And what about you?

What, nurses can't afford more than a hoodie? What is this?

Um, Andre just got laid off, and I'm the only paycheck in the house right now.

Oh, shit, I'm sorry.

These things happen to everyone.

It's not what I bought into.

It's been rough.

Oh.

Look at that.

She misses me. I'm telling you, I don't want to practically

raise you. Say, don't you dare.

Yeah, yeah, I'll give you the phone.

What the fuck? Now! Now!

I guess this trip is over.

You backed out on your word, Julia.

I never told you I wanted a family reunion.

Relax. I was just trying. No Georgia on your church of blood or any other

relative we got left.

Just the two of us just spending time together.

Okay, well, well.

We're so understaffed at the hospital.

I barely managed to take this weekend off. Just give me this one night to

Okay. I was just trying to be an adult.

Phew.

Oh, please, don't even.

I thought I was trying.

I'm not kidding.

From now on, you promise me you're going to keep your word, because otherwise

I'm going to turn around and I'll just leave. I promise.

It's the two of us hanging out like nothing ever happened.

So, what's on your wish list?

I'm starving.

Let's go eat.

I have an idea.

I want you to meet Mac.

You could really hook us up.

What part of my wisdom did you get?

Oh, relax.

He's just a friend. He's not a family member.

Besides, he is loaded.

We could get some money from him.

We could go to Flourish, eat, dance, party.

Isn't that what you want?

Yeah, I'm straight at it.

You miss the hood, don't you?

Come on, admit it.

Okay, maybe a little. I know. I know it's a shed hood.

It's not a shed hood.

I'm somebody that says otherwise.

La bailo porque me gusta, porque la música tiene un rico sabor a azúcar.

Door's open. Is this a good time? You look sober.

Come on in.

Let's go.

You're not going to get rid of me that easy, you asshole.

Shame on you. After all these years.

What are you talking about?

I had the five Benjamins in my wallet. Now I'm down to one. You're telling me

they disappear on the road?

Do I need to call the police?

Call the police?

Ooh, I'm shaking.

The police, the NYPD.

Oh, I'm scared.

I'm scared.

Do you mean I open up your phone? I do. What a piece of work you are. It's

unlocked. Don't bother.

You need me to unlock your phone. Oh, my God. You don't need to unlock it to

make emergency calls.

Have you ever used a smartphone?

Cost is clear.

Girls, you must be sorry.

if you drink alone.

Are you sure you can handle it?

Come on, Julia, drink with me.

On my fault, she can't hold her liquor.

Me?

I'm solid.

Okay, what are we drinking?

Only the best.

Who's this?

Oh, Max, that's my cousin Val.

She's from that north.

Welcome to the city.

Actually, I've only been away for a few years. I want to stay at the door.

. .

.

. . . . .

Thanks. Try this.

Are you hungry?

I want to order a seat.

Oh, I love a seat.

This place is great.

You're going to love it.

So, Max, where have you been hiding yourself? I haven't seen you in a while.

I've been busy.

Traveling. Network.

I just came from Bali. Oh, Max, that's where you've been a Friday.

You know,

I want to start.

Come with me.

Welcome for a visit.

It's enough for me.

I got you a present.

A present?

Seriously? For little old me?

Oh, that's nice.

Oh, you know the rules.

But he's not addicted to everything else.

Anyway, it's part of my nose.

Actually, do you mind if I go first?

Oh, конечно.

Check what else I got.

Ooh, surprise me.

Is it what I think it is?

Your guess is as good as mine.

I got it from the guy at the club.

He said it's mostly ecstasy, some Viagra,

and some other shit.

But the point is, it's going to keep us.

Yes. I guess how do I get it through security?

How? Right in my front pocket.

I'm not afraid of thrashing my cojones around.

It's the only way to get through in life.

Happy now?

We got it.

You first.

I'm next.

Now it's my turn.

Dance with me.

Stop.

What's the matter with you?

You don't like techno?

What kind of music do you like?

I like Latin music also.

Jungle music.

I don't mind it, but I like my tech.

Okay, stop.

I'm not in the mood.

Who the f*** are you?

I'm Julius Kazan. I'm just visiting.

Kazan. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Are you related by mother or father?

Does it matter?

It does to me.

It's my father.

Good answer.

What's your last name?

Vasiliev.

Vasiliev.

A new one was delivered from the army.

It was a prick.

Are you a prick?

After all, we're all pricks if you think.

I just have been eating a lot of -

What's the matter? Come on, wake up. There's something I need to show you.

on, come on.

He's not moving.

Is he dead?

You would know more than I would.

What does this mean?

Is he dead?

Are you sure?

Yeah, I've seen enough dead bodies. There's no one when I see one.

What the f*** happened?

I swear!

Did you, like, do this to him? No!

Did you, like, choke him by accident?

Wait, what?

Do you know, like, some people like to get choked when they're having sex with

that thing to divorce you? Stop!

No! We were just fooling around!

He passed out and I just... Okay, it's okay, it's okay.

I'm just trying to figure it out. Oh, I can't believe this shit.

Oh, my God, he's dead.

Okay, relax, relax. It's okay. Oh, God.

Don't.

Don't freak out. It happens.

I mean, lots of people die every day. I mean, this world would be too...

crowded? None of us did. It's part of the cycle and people need to move on,

know? What?

What the f*** are we gonna do?

Well, we should call 911 for the daughters.

No! No, that's a bad idea!

You and I have a record!

How is it gonna look if we get involved in this shit now?

But that was a minor felony when we were kids. I don't think they're even

allowed to open up a record, so... I am sure they'll figure out how to pin this

shit on us.

Calm down.

We're going to tell them exactly what happened. We're going to answer the

questions. No. It's going to be okay. No, no. Trust me on this one.

I know what to do.

It's simple.

We just have to get the f*** out of here, like now.

Let's just make sure we don't leave anything behind.

Got to make sure that we have all our things.

Go. Go get your things.

everything will you just relax no you don't where's your hoodie okay go get it

now get it will you please calm down calm down

I think we should stay.

To call the cops?

No way.

Come on, let's go.

We're not calling anyone.

What's he... I need you to take a look at this. What is it?

He left a number tabs open.

Looks like he was shopping while stuff.

He just bought himself a Dolce & Gabbana sequin shirt for 10 G's.

A Laura Piana jacket for 26.

And he put in a big four -eyes baseball watch, which is over 75 grand.

How much money did this guy have?

I don't know.

Like, give me a number.

I just met this guy recently at the party. Like, we had it all.

And ever since then, he's started giving me free stuff.

Not entirely free.

We had an agreement.

I can't even start to guess how much he's worth.

Well, I guess it shouldn't be too hard to find out since he left his Watchmen

page open.

So? What are you saying? It's a site that manages the passwords to all of his

accounts and websites.

So? I'm saying, since we have access to all of his accounts, maybe we should

give ourselves a few presents before we leave. You know, act like we're rich for

once, hang out for a while.

No, absolutely not, Val.

You'll come back to us, right?

No, we're discreet about it. We could, like, set up one of those private

shipping lockers, like a P .O. box, and then just... Send stuff there and pick

them up later, no questions asked.

It can't be that easy.

Okay. We could decide to leave now with absolutely no difference in our lives,

or we could stay for a chance to start our lives all over again.

Yes, yes.

Yes, ourselves.

Wait. Wait, hold on. Hold on.

See,

it went through.

I just sent a small transaction just to make sure it worked and we golden.

Didn't I tell you?

Ta -da!

Who's here?

See? We're living large already.

How do you eat with a dead body in the room?

I'm hungry. There's nothing gross about it.

Ugh.

Yeah, it is . No, you're a . I hate this shit.

Since when?

Since forever.

You have been up north way too long. What you need to do is dip it in the

soy sauce so it opens up the flavor.

Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm. So f***ing good.

Mmm.

All right, Miss Fuji, step aside. We got ourselves a stack of Cubans to smoke.

Cohiba Robusto Reserva. I mean, last time I checked these, they're about

$100 a stick.

Seriously?

I mean, oh.

Print a picture of smoking these down the beach.

We should have gone when we had the chance.

Well, that was a very long time ago.

Yes.

And no.

You know, maybe if we... Is that yours?

Yeah. I don't know what I did with it.

Were you hanging out over there?

I was by myself for the whole time, pretty sure.

Pretty sure?

How the f*** up are you?

Well, they're morally strong, if that's what you're asking.

One thing we can't do is leave anything behind.

Come on, just finish your food. We'll have time.

Oh, hey, just leave it alone.

Found it.

It found her again, isn't it?

You know, I bet you that door over there in the bedroom is going to lead us to

her backyard.

Come on, let's go get some air.

No. Now.

I feel exposed.

Relax. Everyone's sleeping.

Sit down.

Careful puff.

There's like a thousand other things I'd much rather stick into my mouth.

It's not like every day you get to smoke a $100 stick.

Disgusting. Just like I thought. It tastes like shit.

You ever wonder what it would have been like if we'd gone to Miami like we

planned? Honey, we are far from Miami as we'll ever be.

Your father will forgive you.

It took him a while.

Even longer.

But eventually they started trusting me.

But don't worry, I blamed it all on you.

Of course you did, bitch.

We should have ditched when we had the chance. I don't know why you had to get

so greedy.

Honestly, we never stole enough to make it worthwhile.

I mean, we thought we did, but the way we were living back then, the money

have never lasted us long.

We could have at least tried.

Spend time on the beach, take up yoga, start our own dance studio like we said

we would. Think how different our lives would be.

Well, I guess we'll never know now.

Except we have a situation over there that could change everything.

A situation that we could take full advantage... Oh, me.

Andrea, girl!

real love right there.

You're going to stop calling him since you got here.

Talk to him.

I ain't stopping you.

What about you? You ever think about settling down, making somebody happy?

Not so.

No,

we've got to play it smart, bitch. We've got to find a way to find this money

aside without, like, raising any red flags.

Ah, relax.

Check this out.

The online auction for the Spacewalk Watch is still on.

So?

So, I bet we could win it. If we had a... another 25 G's into the mix, then

our bid gets accepted, then we'll transfer his money from his account to

auction site, have them send the watch to a P .O. box that we set up right

and then all we have to do is simply pick it up, sell it, and come out with a

few extra dollars we never had in our lives.

Do it!

Do it!

There.

We just placed a bet.

Now we're going to hope for the best.

So what now?

Now we wait until midnight when the auction ends.

Midnight? That's like an hour away.

I mean, honestly, I wasn't really expecting to spend so much time with

You know, we could go and grab some food in the meantime.

Food?

So, what?

You're the one who gossed yourself on sushi, fatso. I barely ate.

Don't call me that.

Don't call me that again, ever.

Okay, you're not, fatso.

Okay, come on, let's go.

No, no, no, wait. We don't have the keys and they could just be anywhere.

We can't leave the front door open with a dead body in the room.

People usually leave the keys right by the door. I don't think it's going to be

too hard to find them.

Aha! It's a coded lock.

I bet you he has that code in his watch map.

There it is.

1960.

Huh. Guess we know who it is.

Come on. Let's go.

Remember back in the day when we were in the track team together and you said

you could beat me at any given time?

Yeah. So?

You never did.

Oh, Sal, don't start with that shit again.

Come on.

First one to get Nathan wins the sack of dogs and loses time.

Okay.

Let's see what you got, bitch.

Wait, that's not fair.

Oh, is that all you got?

What? You got anything to say to me, bitch?

Oh, please.

I'll let you win, like I always do.

Hunt Dagger?

What the f*** is up with him?

Uh, things haven't been going well for us.

Hasn't been for a while now.

I don't know what the f*** to do.

Show me a marriage that doesn't want those s***s.

It'll be alright.

We'll work it out.

Besides, Andre's a hottie.

And you can't take that away from him.

He got fat.

Like every other fucking guy in his age.

Damn, girl.

He's also been playing me.

I don't know who she is, but I know that he's lying to me. And we try to work

past it, but it just ain't happening.

Is it a sex thing?

Because there's counselors you could see and talk about sex. No, no, it's, um...

I haven't been able to ovulate, like, at all.

Seems like I've lost that window to get myself pregnant.

I think I've made peace with it by now, but it's just devastated Andre, and he's

been acting out everything.

Having your own kid that's overrated anyway.

It's fine.

There's a whole bunch of kids that are looking to get adopted.

He wants his own.

He's been a jerk about it.

Well, f*** them then.

You should have told me you're going through this shit.

At least I could have lent you an ear for whatever that's for.

Whatever happens, I've got your back.

It's getting close to midnight.

Let's finish what we started.

Let's go.

What, you thought he was going to slip away?

Oh, shit.

What?

Somebody is trying to outbid us by adding another 30 Gs.

Yeah, just add another 20 Gs and see if that works.

Yeah. It's not like our money, right?

What is it?

It says that we won the prize, bitch.

We won?

We won?

We're winners!

We won!

Oh, my God!

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

We won!

We won!

What?

They need access to the funds in his account, so we need Max's fingerprint to

verify the bid. Okay.

Diffening up. You want to help me out here?

Sorry,

buddy.

Hit me.

Banana.

I wish we had some weed. No.

How's there any around here?

Max was cutting down on that stuff.

Weed and coke.

He managed to get his hands on everything else, though.

What about you? Are you a Holden? No.

But I have friends that do.

You're not going to find anything there. Trust me. Max was very strict about

that stuff.

Uh -huh.

You found something?

It turns out that bitch was sorry and didn't steal from her after all. The

Benjamin said he was missing.

I guess her loss is okay.

We're flush tonight, bitch.

Oh, my phone.

I was just about to call you. Yeah, sure you were.

I've been texting you.

Where the f*** are you?

I remember, I know.

I'm just house -sitting at a friend's place.

But we're done here.

You want me to come pick you up?

Sure. Um, do you have any weed on you?

No, I don't. Where you at?

41 Dudley Street. It's a basement apartment.

You can't miss it.

All right.

All right, I'll be right there.

Okay.

I guess now we're ready to party, babe.

Aaron DeMax was a VIP player on the auction site, and they're giving him the

courtesy to rush deliver the watch. He says that the watch is going to get here

in a few hours from now.

We're going to be rich, bitch. We are rich, bitch.

Hey! Hey!

Come here, girl.

Good to see you.

Damn, look like you got the... The party started without me. Oh, that's nothing.

You should have seen the party before.

Oh. Let's check it out.

Oh, wait. Before I forget, here you go.

It's a sample with some of the changes we talked about.

It'll get more actors than it sees from now on.

Yeah.

That works. Thanks.

You two know each other from the acting studio.

If you want to call stand -up acting's bastard child, no, we know each other

from the comedy club.

Oh, so you're a comedian.

I may not be shaking your boots right now, but when I get on stage, I slay.

You care for a shot?

Why don't you drink it?

Well, it's straight up vodka at the moment.

Don't mind if I do.

Shouldn't we be leaving now?

No, actually, we got time.

All right, so I just want to get my groove on, and then we out of here.

Aren't you going to introduce her?

Oh, um, Lucius, this is my cousin Belle.

She's visiting from up north.

Man, how did you much run in the family?

Bounce down.

It's actually bottoms up, but who gives a shit?

So I hear you're holding.

Enjoy.

Oh, you haven't seen one, have you? You see, I told you.

You've been hiding away for way too long, girl.

That's okay.

There's always a first.

These are good for mouth -to -lung talks.

All you have to do is puck up your lips, like, little quick.

and then bring the vape to your lips.

Now, I know it looks sexual, but stay with me. After several kisses, it

activates the vape, brings the smoke to your mouth, and then you inhale to your

lungs, and then exhale.

Shotgun.

Here, let me try it.

Oh, okay. Quick study.

You got some Jay -Z about to play? No.

Oh, that's my Janet now. I feel like I'm in a bodega right now.

Join in. No, no, no. I never learn.

It's my turn to learn here. Okay.

Just follow my steps. All right.

Okay.

Shaka, shaka, shaka, shaka.

Shaka, shaka, shaka, shaka. What's this? Shaka, shaka.

to see two of you getting along.

Quick study.

Oh, thank you. Excuse me. Aren't we going to be late? We have a show to go

remember? I know. It's fine. Let me go to the chapel.

Oh,

okay.

Oh, okay. All right.

All right.

Another one? All right. Okay.

Let's see.

Stick a fork in me. Go.

Your cousin's so much fun.

Mm -hmm.

Where have you been hiding her?

She ran away up north.

Oh, boy.

Yeah. Yeah, I had one of these.

It's got some dinnacle in it. It will keep you up for the rest of the night.

What are you, a pharmacist?

Even better.

She's a nurse.

Damn, girl.

You must have went through hell during the pandemic. Thank you for this, sir.

Well, you know, nursing is not my corner.

It's just a job to pay the bills.

I'm actually a professional dancer getting ready to open up my own dance

You've been dreaming about opening one up. It's not the same.

What a surprise.

Mind your own business.

It's just one of those scam phone calls, you know?

Let's drop these down and get down.

Uh, what are these again?

It's, uh, sildenafil. It's another word for Viagra.

Whoa, whoa.

Wait a minute. You got the wrong guy here. I mean, look at me. Does it look

I need to be taking this shit? I mean, look at the shoe size.

Okay. Vapes and veins, baby. Vapes and veins. Bam.

Viagra reacts differently when you're drunk.

It just keeps the blood flowing, helping you stay awake.

The harder you can manage, like any other hard -on you've managed in your

Oh, I can manage. Yeah?

Yeah.

See?

Nothing to it.

Huh.

Does it have the same effect on women?

It reacts differently. It depends on who you are. But we will be good for the

rest of the night.

that door over there all right okay

you bitch what the

are you talking about you was just about to tell him i'm married uh -huh last

time i checked you are i'm like barely

from a heart attack, most likely, and the body starts to... He's dead?

What?

You all knew there was a dead body in here and chose to do nothing about it?

I mean, what the... We're gonna handle it. I mean, we will handle it.

Just... It's just what, Julia? It's just what?

What is this? I don't know what this is. Tell me what the... this is.

We gotta carry it away, okay?

Here, do that.

I have more than three ounces of weed on me. That's a class D felony.

I can't be caught up with this shit.

I

don't

need this shit, mama.

I really don't.

My career, whatever the fuck that's going.

You got everything?

You, Yulia. Open the door, man.

Fuck them. I got the fucking code and we're doing.

That's what I'm here for.

Shit, she has the code. She has the code.

What the fuck are you doing? Switch the code. Hurry up.

Yes.

Oh. What'd you change the code?

Come on, Max. Open the fucking door.

Max, you changed the fucking code on me? What the hell is going on? Are we doing

this again? Oh, fuck you, you piece of shit.

Get some sleep. You're being very loud. You want to get wet? You're very loud.

You want to get wet? You want to get wet? I'm going to blast you. I can't

this shit no more. Leave me alone.

I got an itchy trigger finger, lady.

That's it.

I'm not dealing with no more white women.

Where are you going?

Are you leaving? The fuck does it look like?

Keep running from your problems. You're a grown -ass woman, all right? Wait,

that's some crazy shit out there.

That bitch deserves what's coming for her.

Don't pin it on her.

We're good.

All right, all right, all right.

Let's get the fuck out of here. That's some shit.

What? I left my bag inside.

Val! You stay here. I'll go get it. No!

Yo, get out, yo.

What are you doing?

Are you sick? Are you sick? Yo, are you...

I'm messing with white women. Leave them.

You punky skinny bitches. I'll hunt you down like swear to God, like sock to

butt. Hold this.

I'm coming to you.

That

was

some crazy ass shit.

What's that bitch? I think her name is Maggie. This is Marlene.

I met her at a party once with Max.

Later came to find out she's been his mistress since... Oh, shit.

Max is married?

Yeah, he told me he's separated. His wife lives in Volgograd.

God.

Yeah, he got around.

I'm glad that's who we're with.

Is it, though?

Yeah, we did try.

Time to move on.

No, you are rational.

He's crazy.

He's crazy. He always finds a way. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

All right, that's Noah. We got to get out of here. He said I'm not in there 10

minutes. He's going to carry my ass. Come on. All right, here we go. Yeah, I

more show. Who's ready for some more?

Yeah. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

I don't think it's like night and day.

Last night I did a show, there was only three people in the crowd.

We just played Uno.

Somebody had to draw four in this bitch.

See, we got some tourists in the crowd. A couple of tourists.

Oh, right there. What's up? What's up, guys? Yeah, look like somebody scammed y

'all in Times Square to come here.

Yeah, why Coney Island? This is a shithole.

Why is it a shithole and it's so expensive?

Like, why is it?

can't understand it i was looking for an apartment out here and i looked on one

of the little websites one bedroom apartment four thousand dollars a day

some bullshit this is how expensive it is you can't even rob nobody out here

like that's how crazy it is you can't rob me some dude tried to rob me at

gunpoint but instead of a gun he just had the bullets in his hand

but these men didn't indicate you.

That should get us through the night.

Hey, you're up next.

Okay. Be ready.

I'm ready.

That's Noah.

He's big time around here. He owns the club and a whole bunch of properties at

Coney Island.

Is he, like, connected?

Family money, mostly.

Do you pick a resource for us to get the dance music off the ground?

Yeah.

What? Maybe help us find the space at the very least. What a goodness of his

heart.

Could you at least pretend to take this seriously for once?

This is not a kid's dream anymore.

I crunched the numbers. All I'm dancing is a billion -dollar business these

days. It's got low overhead, plenty of muscle. Fine, fine. I'll talk to him.

Would you like me to bring him a business proposal, Adam?

Just have him come over.

I'll give him my pitch.

You owe me.

You ever got so high, you thought you lost your left hand, but it was in your

pocket the whole time?

But you went looking for it. You ever looked for some shit you already got?

look crazy.

You're like, what the?

Hey, y 'all been an amazing audience. My name is Lucius. Y 'all have a great

night. Peace.

Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you.

Lucius. Yo. Left hand.

Comedy call.

Thank you, Tommy.

Thank you. Thank you.

You were great up there.

You think? Mm -hmm.

You seemed to enjoy it.

You were actually funny.

Ah, that's a ringing endorsement.

Ah.

Ah.

What do you think is going to happen with that guy that we left behind?

Well... Once they find his body, they're going to go to recent to work and

fingerprint find out who he is and who to contact.

I mean, it happens more often than you think.

I can't tell you how many people like him end up at my hospital like every

But it's kind of natural.

It's going to be OK.

I'm not worried.

I mean, besides everything that's been happening.

I was really having a good time.

Fuck it. As far as I'm concerned, the night's not over yet.

We can continue those dance lessons.

Finish where we started.

Yeah. I'll show you a few tricks.

Make sure you learn the right way. All right. Who's ready for more show? I got

more show. Who's ready?

Is that a good time?

Yeah. All right.

Your next Jew coming to the stage, one of my favorites, soon to be one of

Clap it up for Yulia Vizila.

Thank you.

Oh, my God. Thank you so much for the applause.

I love applause.

Yes. Thank you.

Yes.

I'm just going to be really honest with you. Like, in real life, there's

absolutely no one that likes me that much.

Very small part Russian. I come from a very diverse background.

I'm part Turkish, Mongolian, Japanese, Korean, German, Spaniard, and Ukraine.

Where I'm from, that just basically means that my great -great -grandmothers

were a lot.

Oh, my God. It's okay. You didn't do it.

Sensitive people.

Americans.

americans get taken back because i say the word that's because in america is a

crime and in russia it's a diet plan oh please everybody

knows you burn twice as many calories running away from than jogging how do

think russians stay so skinny

ago to my high school sweetheart and this year I found out I was old.

That's a joke.

Because I'm hot.

But it is true I didn't marry my high school sweetheart and I had to start

dating as an adult and I'm not good at modern dating.

Like dating in nature is super easy.

A man pays attention to a woman and a woman puts out.

How long does that take?

Like five seconds.

Build a shed, read a book. I don't know what you're doing your free time.

Modern dating is that amount of time spent with a partner to achieve a

comfortable situation so when you have sex, no one screams.

There she is, my secret weapon.

Killed it tonight.

Yeah, she was hot.

Yeah, you wish you had her chops. Yeah, whatever.

Well, did you talk to him? Yeah, he said he's not interested.

I thought I caught him on a bad day or something.

Sorry. Hey, what is it?

Well, nothing.

Stop being so noisy.

Well,

I was hoping to get Noah interested in our dance studio. You know, wondering if

he could help us in any way.

The dude is loaded, okay?

He'll definitely chip in.

Don't worry, Noah's my...

Thanks, that'd be amazing.

He's no bleeding heart, though.

You have any startup capital to impress him with?

Yeah, actually, we got some money coming our way.

Oh, shit.

I'm impressed.

I'll let him know you're serious.

Yeah, you let him know I'm ready to talk.

All right.

Well, hang tight.

I'm about to make it wild as dreams come true.

Yeah? All right.

There we go. My God, that's a lot of money you're giving her.

Well, it's okay. We're going to be rich.

I can't believe it's happening.

I mean, it's not like it's crazy rich money.

It's 150 G's we never had. We could take that trip we never could.

Invest in ourselves for once.

We deserve this.

That he's interested in talking to you as long as you bring him a good

Hmm.

I could come up with that.

Yeah, I'm sure you would.

How did you get him to warm up to the idea?

Oh, you know, I, I've been there.

You gotta know how to talk to him.

Even better than with, than with locking up the place to start our own private

party. Hmm.

We're going to have the whole club to ourselves.

Uh,

okay. Does anybody want any more juice? I do. Let's go out and have a smoke.

That was hilarious.

Yo, we've got two lady fans.

I've got the man in your eye.

You're with me, right?

Oh, yeah. Come on. Let's go.

Oh, you see that? My story turns away.

We need to talk.

Shit. Don't fuck with me. I know who you are. I'm going to find you. How did you

find us? Oh, it wasn't that difficult. Because the last time you entered Max's

apartment... Fuck. Oh, look what you dropped.

Wait, let me read this.

Coney Island Comedy Club. Oh, wow.

It's got your name and what time you're performing every night of the fucking

week. Now, stop fucking around and come with me now.

Hey, before we go in and get friendly and kiki and all that kind of crap, I

want to tell you I'm packing some heat.

A nine millimeter Glock, okay? So both of you better never run away from me

again. You get in the front, you get in the back of her. Now go!

What a pigsty!

Where is he? Where the f*** is he? We left him sleeping in the bedroom.

What's wrong with him?

Uh, what you mean?

He's not moving.

He's not breathing. He's f***ing dead.

Oh, my God.

What the f***? He wasn't like this when we left. If your story was hurting, why

didn't you help him? He wasn't in great shape. What about Thomas? You call

anybody? Oh, I'm sorry. Thomas says it's not very common to you f***ing people.

Stop. Stop, stop, stop, stop.

We f***ed up. All right?

Look around you. The party went on until it stopped.

He died and we were too high and too drunk to do anything.

We freaked out and ran away.

That's even worse. You just left a guy. You just left him and went about your

business. Who the f*** does that? What kind of monsters are you? Just left him

here dead?

What are you doing? I'm calling the cops. But you guys are so f***ing

You gotta pay for this s***. You know what? I think you're bluffing. I don't

think she's backing anything.

You think I'm kidding?

This is like a f***ing joke to you?

Skinny bitch, I'll bust the cap of your ass right here, right now. Don't you

believe that? How much did he love you?

Max said it. How much did he love you? What is it? Did he share any of this

you? Did he? What is that? Take a good look.

He left all of his personal shit open for everyone to see. His bank account,

passwords to the shopping site. Did he share any of this with you?

Because from the looks of it, you're shopping in Marshall instead of Prada.

Fuck you, Madison!

Just goes to tell you, sometimes you never know who the hell you're sleeping

with.

I take it you guys have already tapped into his account.

Honestly, we decided against it.

Honestly? You haven't said an honest word since I got here. How do you even

that these are active?

I used his open password and sent a small transaction through.

Yeah, to your account, I presume.

Well, I figure since we didn't share any history with them, they would look

weird if they tracked the transaction through. Okay, where'd the money end up?

I sent it to charity.

Yeah, you're right.

Charity? How much?

500. Fair enough. Which charity?

ASPTA? I mean, who doesn't like puppies?

I've never seen Max pet a dog in his whole life.

It serves him right.

So here, you're welcome to stay here and dap into his bank account all you want.

We won't talk.

There's only one problem.

As you both know, Max was a cheap son of a bitch. I didn't go into his account

because his wife would think something's weird.

So basically, ladies, we're back to square one. How the hell are you going

help me out? I don't see how. Come on, I've been around the world enough to

know. You had to take something out of the situation. What'd you take?

Absolutely nothing.

We freaked out.

Bullshit.

Bullshit. Now listen, this is how it's going to go. You guys are going to fess

up, and I'm going to stay here and deal with all the bullshit so you guys won't

have to do anything.

You're going to go back to your f***ing country, where the hell you're from,

like nothing ever happened, and go about your lives. You understand?

Okay, okay, okay.

What if we're willing to cut you on a deal? Maybe talk procedure? There's no

negotiations here. What you did was really f***ed up. It was dead wrong.

Dead wrong.

I can't believe you f***ing figured.

Idiots. Wait, wait, wait. What are you doing? I'm f***ing making that phone

I started before. Doing something.

It's not the f***ing job, you cunts. What? It's an auction.

Where? It's an auction. We bid on the watch and won.

How much? It's worth 150 Gs. Oh, please.

And it's all yours.

If you're just willing to let us go.

See, now that I can live with.

Oh, what a surprise. It's Andre again.

You know, whatever happened back then, it could have just gone so much worse

us.

I don't see how.

We could have spent the rest of our lives behind bars.

Murder, homicide.

Yeah, but without any money, we got nothing.

We got no dance studio. We got no vacation. We got nothing.

Well, figure something out.

We never do.

The night is not over yet.

About to go.

So much for everything we planned.

You've been holding.

I'm straight. I wasn't going to leave this behind.

Whoa, whoa. Take it easy. Take it easy. There's not much left.

You going to miss him?

Max, you're too really hitting it.

Just a friend.

You know.

And then we could get by.

We'll live.

Why don't we go and turn the night around?

Come on.

Thought you left me hanging.

Never.

You two need to catch up.

Here they are.

Hey. Yeah, I thought you guys were going to leave me stuck with this douche all

night. I would never fucking do that to you. Hey, don't have what we're having.

You guys are trying to start a dance studio.

Yeah, of course.

Yeah, well, I got to admit, you know, it wasn't really on my radar, but I did do

a quick search, and it seems like the ballroom dancing thing is a billion

-dollar industry.

Yeah, that's what I've been saying.

Yeah, I really like people who think outside the box.

Plus, I hear you guys got some startup capital coming your way.

That's the plan.

Nice. Well, you know, the way I work is match whatever my partners bring in.

Put it together, see what we got, move from there.

Plus, you know, I own a bunch of property in the area, so finding a space

not be a problem.

It's going to be you and Lucius running the studio.

Wait, what? No, I'm Julia's cousin.

It's been our dream ever since we were little kids.

What? Julia's your cousin?

She didn't tell me we were related.

No, never said a word.

Hey!

You never finished those dance lessons you started.

Come on.

We don't have a lot of time. Tommy, he changed the playlist for me.

Come on. He's going to style it.

All right. Well, big guy, you've fallen out of time.

How was that?

That was okay. It was good.

You were a good teacher.

I love you. I love you as well.

I love you. Because I love everything about you.

No.

No, God, no.

What the... It's okay, it's okay.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

It's all good, it's all good.

Oh, God, no!

What? Fuck no!

What's wrong?

Me?

Me and you, you...

around for years i thought we made that obvious it's okay no oh relax

it's not a big deal i mean if you want him have him he's all yours

here let's pretend like nothing happened have fun

Who came from?

How you doing?

Oh, man, I like your hair. It's so blonde.

You want some?

You want some? It's called naughty, naughty body. It's supposed to make you

happy. It's working because I was mad. I was sad earlier.

And, man, phew, smoking this.

And then, ah, you sure you don't want some?

It make you feel happy. I mean, I know you feel happy, but you got to tell your

face you feel happy.

You smoke this?

It's called Naughty Body.

Oh, my God.

You sure you don't want some?

You take one, too? Yes, I'm sure.

Oh, my God.

Hey, Mayor!

Where are you going?

Make it feel good.

Naughty Body, you know what's going on.

You don't want to sit down?

Yes.

How long is the bus going to be gone?

It's a horror.

It's a horror.

Can we just sit there?

We can sit here until morning.

It will be like that now.

You'll see which hour and when the bus can come.

She won't even show us the next one.

Maybe we should walk?

Are you far away?

Well, yes.

We'll sit here until morning.

Excuse me, what time is it?

The beginning of the second.

Oh,

hey.

I'm sorry for... Hear me out. Where is she? Julia, she still here?

Yeah, she's in the back of this thing's roof.

I see where you're coming

from. No, you don't have to.

She's back.

I'll put her on.

Just don't call me until I figure this out.

No, no,

no. I don't believe you anymore.

Andrei Saveris, let me just breathe.

Fuck off.

Don't even.

He needed to talk to you. Who told you to pick it up? Your phone was ringing

the hook.

What was I supposed to do, to let him hang?

You called him, didn't you? What? It says right here, you made an outgoing

What the... You ran away, leaving your shit behind.

What was I supposed to do? I needed to call someone.

Bitch.

Oh, yeah?

You! I'm not standing in the way of your marriage, and you're surely not staying

here, because nobody wants you here. Nobody wants to deal with your shit

anymore.

I'm taking you back, so you can get your house in order.

And next time... Be honest before coming around asking for help.

Wait, what are you doing? Shut up.

You're annoying.

Julia, come on. That's not... I'm calling Dima. We're taking her back to

train station.

So you can go home.

I thought

that

we were family I thought that I could depend on you Don't pull that card on me

But you left I haven't heard from you in ages

And then out of a blue, you just call like nothing happened.

You got some balls.

Get over yourself.

Stop being such a hypocrite.

You never wanted me to come down here in the first place.

I actually wanted you to. Come on. It's so obvious. Ever since the night

started, I could tell you never wanted to spend any real time with me. You

dragged your feet picking me off the station. And you left me waiting there

a asshole.

And then you tried to push this family reunion thing that I specifically said I

don't want.

Oh, and then you took me to Max's place where you tried to hide me for the rest

of the night. Then you flat out lied to me for you say you can help me out with

the dance studio.

I tried.

Noah spoke to Noah.

He said you never mentioned that we were cousins, which gave it a half -assed

try at best.

Thanks for your help.

The reason I'm taking you back is because I actually like Andre.

He's a friend.

And I know he's not like that.

Oh, yeah. You always had the hots for him.

Yes. Yes, I did.

And you knew that.

You should have claimed him then. It meant that much to you.

Yes, I should have. I should have claimed him.

But I was tired of fighting.

I was done.

I let you win.

Like I always do.

Get over yourself!

Don't tell

me

to shut the f**k up in my car.

If you have problems, take your f**king drama out of my car. Both of you, out of

the car, now!

This is it.

This is what?

What is it?

The storage locker was set up online.

Our P .O. box is in there.

What are the chances?

In a few hours from now, that prize watch is going to get here.

And someone other than us is going to be here to receive it.

She deserves it more.

Does she?

We'll figure something out.

Let's go.

Do me a favor. When you get home, give me a call so I can tell the family that

you got home all right.

Now stop shrugging. It wasn't cute when you were young. And it's definitely not

becoming as a grown -ass woman.

Grow the f*** up.

Whatever time you're trying to get back, it's not coming back.

You need to move on.

Oh, it's mom.

Don't make me talk to her.

She's fine.

She's right here.

We're not going to be able to stop by.

Turns out Val is having problems with Andre.

Yeah, I'm taking her back to the train station so she could take care of it.

Hope for the best.

Sure. You want to talk to her?

You're on speaker.

She can hear you.

and understand very well what it is.

But whatever happens,

I want you to know that you have a family here, people you can rely on.

I hope that we will leave behind all the bad things that happened between us in

the past.

I love you.

I love you, and only God knows how much I miss you.

I really gotta go now, okay?

F*** you.

Stop the car. Stop the car.

F***.

Not again. Not this s***.

You lost?

Yeah, it's been a night.

Well, you're not as young as you used to be. You can't stay out so late. Uh -uh.

Just having issues with my husband, you know?

Oh, God, I was married once. I don't recommend it at all.

Would you come back to negotiate the watch?

No, no, I, uh... God, I don't know what came over me. I mean... I'm sorry.

You had to go through all of this? Go for it. Max didn't serve better than

No, he didn't. This is the way I really thought it would happen anyway.

But honestly, not that quick. But hey, we're here now. What are we going to do?

How did you get everybody involved?

It wasn't that difficult.

I want to criminalize myself, you know? I walked out of the room and I made the

health wellness check call. And when they check on you, by the time they got

there, it took them a while.

How long are you married?

Over eight years now, but it's not like a... You don't have to stay married.

It's not like it used to be, where we wade around, you know, in the old

institution where a man is going to sweep you off your feet and take care of

you. You don't have to live like that anymore. You know what I mean?

You got any kids?

No. No.

You miss not having any? Definitely not.

No.

Huh.

It says right here that the watch is going to get here. That's good.

One hour from now. Good.

You thought, what are you going to do with all the money? I'm probably going

go on vacation.

I would have done the same, anywhere particular.

That's somewhere warm, maybe Costa Rica.

I would have done Miami.

It doesn't matter. As long as you're comfortable, you know what I mean?

It doesn't matter.

I'm happy for you.

Listen, I think now is a good time. Maybe you go, okay?

Sure, maybe I'll, you know.

Listen, I got to go do some paperwork. But, hey, good luck with your marriage.

Good luck with your life. I hope everything works out for you, okay? I

go.

Yeah.

Yeah. Pick me up at

21st, sir.

Ready? Come on, get in.

I

can't.

You okay?

Uh -huh.

Good.

Whatever happens from here on in, just promise me one thing.

What's that?

Stop running away.

Okay, I promise.

Are you sure you're okay?

Yeah. I'll figure it out.

Damn straight you will.

You know...

All this time, I thought that you were living the life out here in the city

while I was running away there in the country.

Turns out life out there ain't that bad.

The city could use a rinse.

Well, it does rain once in a while.

You think you're going to make it big someday with the acting and stuff?

Honestly,

At my age, it doesn't look too good.

But, like, what the f*** am I going to do? Get a job?

From now on, I promise you're going to call.

If it's bad, it's bad.

At least I'll know how to help you.

Only if you do the same.

Deal.

I can't let you leave this city without some flair.

I

love

you too.

So, you want to go somewhere?

La espero días, veces, también años.

Y que algo casual nos pudiera incontigar.

Todo ese tiempo en estado angustiado.

Y creando en su mente que le dirá.

Se dirá que como ella no hay ninguna mujer.

Con sus labios y sus ojos y su andar celestial.

Que no tiene medio loco, que no aguanta un día más.

Que su corazón se apaga poco a poco.

El momento esperado llegó sin avisar. No pudo por

sorpresa su discurso cuadrilar.

Se quedó tartamudeando.

Las palabras no llegaron Y esta oportunidad perdió

Se quedó tanta muriendo Las palabras no llegaron

Y esta oportunidad perdió

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