All language subtitles for Coney Island Cousins - 2025

Yes. Hello, we are waiting for you here
with Dima. In the red car.

Red. Red.

Hello, hello, come in.

Come on, come on.

Relax.

Dima is a childhood friend.

How was your trip?

The trip

was long.

I didn't eat. And no, I don't want to
speak to you in Russian. You were never

good at it anyway.

So how long has it been?

Five, seven years?

You look good.

It's been eight, and okay, yeah, you
don't look too shabby yourself.

I mean, look at you. It looks like
you're about to walk a runway.

Good eyes, vintage jacket, one -of -a
-kind silk scars, and limited edition

Timbs.

Who can afford to be so bougie when
you're, like, hardly getting any work?

Oh, excuse me.

Last month, I booked a national
commercial.

I got new management, and you should
really check out my new reel. It's

something. Okay, good for you.

And what about you?

What, nurses can't afford more than a
hoodie? What is this?

Um, Andre just got laid off, and I'm the
only paycheck in the house right now.

Oh, shit, I'm sorry.

These things happen to everyone.

It's not what I bought into.

It's been rough.

Oh.

Look at that.

She misses me. I'm telling you, I don't
want to practically

raise you. Say, don't you dare.

Yeah, yeah, I'll give you the phone.

What the fuck? Now! Now!

I guess this trip is over.

You backed out on your word, Julia.

I never told you I wanted a family
reunion.

Relax. I was just trying. No Georgia on
your church of blood or any other

relative we got left.

Just the two of us just spending time
together.

Okay, well, well.

We're so understaffed at the hospital.

I barely managed to take this weekend
off. Just give me this one night to

Okay. I was just trying to be an adult.

Phew.

Oh, please, don't even.

I thought I was trying.

I'm not kidding.

From now on, you promise me you're going
to keep your word, because otherwise

I'm going to turn around and I'll just
leave. I promise.

It's the two of us hanging out like
nothing ever happened.

So, what's on your wish list?

I'm starving.

Let's go eat.

I have an idea.

I want you to meet Mac.

You could really hook us up.

What part of my wisdom did you get?

Oh, relax.

He's just a friend. He's not a family
member.

Besides, he is loaded.

We could get some money from him.

We could go to Flourish, eat, dance,
party.

Isn't that what you want?

Yeah, I'm straight at it.

You miss the hood, don't you?

Come on, admit it.

Okay, maybe a little. I know. I know
it's a shed hood.

It's not a shed hood.

I'm somebody that says otherwise.

La bailo porque me gusta, porque la
música tiene un rico sabor a azúcar.

Door's open. Is this a good time? You
look sober.

Come on in.

Let's go.

You're not going to get rid of me that
easy, you asshole.

Shame on you. After all these years.

What are you talking about?

I had the five Benjamins in my wallet.
Now I'm down to one. You're telling me

they disappear on the road?

Do I need to call the police?

Call the police?

Ooh, I'm shaking.

The police, the NYPD.

Oh, I'm scared.

I'm scared.

Do you mean I open up your phone? I do.
What a piece of work you are. It's

unlocked. Don't bother.

You need me to unlock your phone. Oh, my
God. You don't need to unlock it to

make emergency calls.

Have you ever used a smartphone?

Cost is clear.

Girls, you must be sorry.

if you drink alone.

Are you sure you can handle it?

Come on, Julia, drink with me.

On my fault, she can't hold her liquor.

Me?

I'm solid.

Okay, what are we drinking?

Only the best.

Who's this?

Oh, Max, that's my cousin Val.

She's from that north.

Welcome to the city.

Actually, I've only been away for a few
years. I want to stay at the door.

. .

.

. . . . .

Thanks. Try this.

Are you hungry?

I want to order a seat.

Oh, I love a seat.

This place is great.

You're going to love it.

So, Max, where have you been hiding
yourself? I haven't seen you in a while.

I've been busy.

Traveling. Network.

I just came from Bali. Oh, Max, that's
where you've been a Friday.

You know,

I want to start.

Come with me.

Welcome for a visit.

It's enough for me.

I got you a present.

A present?

Seriously? For little old me?

Oh, that's nice.

Oh, you know the rules.

But he's not addicted to everything
else.

Anyway, it's part of my nose.

Actually, do you mind if I go first?

Oh, конечно.

Check what else I got.

Ooh, surprise me.

Is it what I think it is?

Your guess is as good as mine.

I got it from the guy at the club.

He said it's mostly ecstasy, some
Viagra,

and some other shit.

But the point is, it's going to keep us.

Yes. I guess how do I get it through
security?

How? Right in my front pocket.

I'm not afraid of thrashing my cojones
around.

It's the only way to get through in
life.

Happy now?

We got it.

You first.

I'm next.

Now it's my turn.

Dance with me.

Stop.

What's the matter with you?

You don't like techno?

What kind of music do you like?

I like Latin music also.

Jungle music.

I don't mind it, but I like my tech.

Okay, stop.

I'm not in the mood.

Who the f*** are you?

I'm Julius Kazan. I'm just visiting.

Kazan. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Are you related by mother or father?

Does it matter?

It does to me.

It's my father.

Good answer.

What's your last name?

Vasiliev.

Vasiliev.

A new one was delivered from the army.

It was a prick.

Are you a prick?

After all, we're all pricks if you
think.

I just have been eating a lot of -

What's the matter? Come on, wake up.
There's something I need to show you.

on, come on.

He's not moving.

Is he dead?

You would know more than I would.

What does this mean?

Is he dead?

Are you sure?

Yeah, I've seen enough dead bodies.
There's no one when I see one.

What the f*** happened?

I swear!

Did you, like, do this to him? No!

Did you, like, choke him by accident?

Wait, what?

Do you know, like, some people like to
get choked when they're having sex with

that thing to divorce you? Stop!

No! We were just fooling around!

He passed out and I just... Okay, it's
okay, it's okay.

I'm just trying to figure it out. Oh, I
can't believe this shit.

Oh, my God, he's dead.

Okay, relax, relax. It's okay. Oh, God.

Don't.

Don't freak out. It happens.

I mean, lots of people die every day. I
mean, this world would be too...

crowded? None of us did. It's part of
the cycle and people need to move on,

know? What?

What the f*** are we gonna do?

Well, we should call 911 for the
daughters.

No! No, that's a bad idea!

You and I have a record!

How is it gonna look if we get involved
in this shit now?

But that was a minor felony when we were
kids. I don't think they're even

allowed to open up a record, so... I am
sure they'll figure out how to pin this

shit on us.

Calm down.

We're going to tell them exactly what
happened. We're going to answer the

questions. No. It's going to be okay.
No, no. Trust me on this one.

I know what to do.

It's simple.

We just have to get the f*** out of
here, like now.

Let's just make sure we don't leave
anything behind.

Got to make sure that we have all our
things.

Go. Go get your things.

everything will you just relax no you
don't where's your hoodie okay go get it

now get it will you please calm down
calm down

I think we should stay.

To call the cops?

No way.

Come on, let's go.

We're not calling anyone.

What's he... I need you to take a look
at this. What is it?

He left a number tabs open.

Looks like he was shopping while stuff.

He just bought himself a Dolce & Gabbana
sequin shirt for 10 G's.

A Laura Piana jacket for 26.

And he put in a big four -eyes baseball
watch, which is over 75 grand.

How much money did this guy have?

I don't know.

Like, give me a number.

I just met this guy recently at the
party. Like, we had it all.

And ever since then, he's started giving
me free stuff.

Not entirely free.

We had an agreement.

I can't even start to guess how much
he's worth.

Well, I guess it shouldn't be too hard
to find out since he left his Watchmen

page open.

So? What are you saying? It's a site
that manages the passwords to all of his

accounts and websites.

So? I'm saying, since we have access to
all of his accounts, maybe we should

give ourselves a few presents before we
leave. You know, act like we're rich for

once, hang out for a while.

No, absolutely not, Val.

You'll come back to us, right?

No, we're discreet about it. We could,
like, set up one of those private

shipping lockers, like a P .O. box, and
then just... Send stuff there and pick

them up later, no questions asked.

It can't be that easy.

Okay. We could decide to leave now with
absolutely no difference in our lives,

or we could stay for a chance to start
our lives all over again.

Yes, yes.

Yes, ourselves.

Wait. Wait, hold on. Hold on.

See,

it went through.

I just sent a small transaction just to
make sure it worked and we golden.

Didn't I tell you?

Ta -da!

Who's here?

See? We're living large already.

How do you eat with a dead body in the
room?

I'm hungry. There's nothing gross about
it.

Ugh.

Yeah, it is . No, you're a . I hate this
shit.

Since when?

Since forever.

You have been up north way too long.
What you need to do is dip it in the

soy sauce so it opens up the flavor.

Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm. So f***ing good.

Mmm.

All right, Miss Fuji, step aside. We got
ourselves a stack of Cubans to smoke.

Cohiba Robusto Reserva. I mean, last
time I checked these, they're about

$100 a stick.

Seriously?

I mean, oh.

Print a picture of smoking these down
the beach.

We should have gone when we had the
chance.

Well, that was a very long time ago.

Yes.

And no.

You know, maybe if we... Is that yours?

Yeah. I don't know what I did with it.

Were you hanging out over there?

I was by myself for the whole time,
pretty sure.

Pretty sure?

How the f*** up are you?

Well, they're morally strong, if that's
what you're asking.

One thing we can't do is leave anything
behind.

Come on, just finish your food. We'll
have time.

Oh, hey, just leave it alone.

Found it.

It found her again, isn't it?

You know, I bet you that door over there
in the bedroom is going to lead us to

her backyard.

Come on, let's go get some air.

No. Now.

I feel exposed.

Relax. Everyone's sleeping.

Sit down.

Careful puff.

There's like a thousand other things I'd
much rather stick into my mouth.

It's not like every day you get to smoke
a $100 stick.

Disgusting. Just like I thought. It
tastes like shit.

You ever wonder what it would have been
like if we'd gone to Miami like we

planned? Honey, we are far from Miami as
we'll ever be.

Your father will forgive you.

It took him a while.

Even longer.

But eventually they started trusting me.

But don't worry, I blamed it all on you.

Of course you did, bitch.

We should have ditched when we had the
chance. I don't know why you had to get

so greedy.

Honestly, we never stole enough to make
it worthwhile.

I mean, we thought we did, but the way
we were living back then, the money

have never lasted us long.

We could have at least tried.

Spend time on the beach, take up yoga,
start our own dance studio like we said

we would. Think how different our lives
would be.

Well, I guess we'll never know now.

Except we have a situation over there
that could change everything.

A situation that we could take full
advantage... Oh, me.

Andrea, girl!

real love right there.

You're going to stop calling him since
you got here.

Talk to him.

I ain't stopping you.

What about you? You ever think about
settling down, making somebody happy?

Not so.

No,

we've got to play it smart, bitch. We've
got to find a way to find this money

aside without, like, raising any red
flags.

Ah, relax.

Check this out.

The online auction for the Spacewalk
Watch is still on.

So?

So, I bet we could win it. If we had
a... another 25 G's into the mix, then

our bid gets accepted, then we'll
transfer his money from his account to

auction site, have them send the watch
to a P .O. box that we set up right

and then all we have to do is simply
pick it up, sell it, and come out with a

few extra dollars we never had in our
lives.

Do it!

Do it!

There.

We just placed a bet.

Now we're going to hope for the best.

So what now?

Now we wait until midnight when the
auction ends.

Midnight? That's like an hour away.

I mean, honestly, I wasn't really
expecting to spend so much time with

You know, we could go and grab some food
in the meantime.

Food?

So, what?

You're the one who gossed yourself on
sushi, fatso. I barely ate.

Don't call me that.

Don't call me that again, ever.

Okay, you're not, fatso.

Okay, come on, let's go.

No, no, no, wait. We don't have the keys
and they could just be anywhere.

We can't leave the front door open with
a dead body in the room.

People usually leave the keys right by
the door. I don't think it's going to be

too hard to find them.

Aha! It's a coded lock.

I bet you he has that code in his watch
map.

There it is.

1960.

Huh. Guess we know who it is.

Come on. Let's go.

Remember back in the day when we were in
the track team together and you said

you could beat me at any given time?

Yeah. So?

You never did.

Oh, Sal, don't start with that shit
again.

Come on.

First one to get Nathan wins the sack of
dogs and loses time.

Okay.

Let's see what you got, bitch.

Wait, that's not fair.

Oh, is that all you got?

What? You got anything to say to me,
bitch?

Oh, please.

I'll let you win, like I always do.

Hunt Dagger?

What the f*** is up with him?

Uh, things haven't been going well for
us.

Hasn't been for a while now.

I don't know what the f*** to do.

Show me a marriage that doesn't want
those s***s.

It'll be alright.

We'll work it out.

Besides, Andre's a hottie.

And you can't take that away from him.

He got fat.

Like every other fucking guy in his age.

Damn, girl.

He's also been playing me.

I don't know who she is, but I know that
he's lying to me. And we try to work

past it, but it just ain't happening.

Is it a sex thing?

Because there's counselors you could see
and talk about sex. No, no, it's, um...

I haven't been able to ovulate, like, at
all.

Seems like I've lost that window to get
myself pregnant.

I think I've made peace with it by now,
but it's just devastated Andre, and he's

been acting out everything.

Having your own kid that's overrated
anyway.

It's fine.

There's a whole bunch of kids that are
looking to get adopted.

He wants his own.

He's been a jerk about it.

Well, f*** them then.

You should have told me you're going
through this shit.

At least I could have lent you an ear
for whatever that's for.

Whatever happens, I've got your back.

It's getting close to midnight.

Let's finish what we started.

Let's go.

What, you thought he was going to slip
away?

Oh, shit.

What?

Somebody is trying to outbid us by
adding another 30 Gs.

Yeah, just add another 20 Gs and see if
that works.

Yeah. It's not like our money, right?

What is it?

It says that we won the prize, bitch.

We won?

We won?

We're winners!

We won!

Oh, my God!

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

We won!

We won!

What?

They need access to the funds in his
account, so we need Max's fingerprint to

verify the bid. Okay.

Diffening up. You want to help me out
here?

Sorry,

buddy.

Hit me.

Banana.

I wish we had some weed. No.

How's there any around here?

Max was cutting down on that stuff.

Weed and coke.

He managed to get his hands on
everything else, though.

What about you? Are you a Holden? No.

But I have friends that do.

You're not going to find anything there.
Trust me. Max was very strict about

that stuff.

Uh -huh.

You found something?

It turns out that bitch was sorry and
didn't steal from her after all. The

Benjamin said he was missing.

I guess her loss is okay.

We're flush tonight, bitch.

Oh, my phone.

I was just about to call you. Yeah, sure
you were.

I've been texting you.

Where the f*** are you?

I remember, I know.

I'm just house -sitting at a friend's
place.

But we're done here.

You want me to come pick you up?

Sure. Um, do you have any weed on you?

No, I don't. Where you at?

41 Dudley Street. It's a basement
apartment.

You can't miss it.

All right.

All right, I'll be right there.

Okay.

I guess now we're ready to party, babe.

Aaron DeMax was a VIP player on the
auction site, and they're giving him the

courtesy to rush deliver the watch. He
says that the watch is going to get here

in a few hours from now.

We're going to be rich, bitch. We are
rich, bitch.

Hey! Hey!

Come here, girl.

Good to see you.

Damn, look like you got the... The party
started without me. Oh, that's nothing.

You should have seen the party before.

Oh. Let's check it out.

Oh, wait. Before I forget, here you go.

It's a sample with some of the changes
we talked about.

It'll get more actors than it sees from
now on.

Yeah.

That works. Thanks.

You two know each other from the acting
studio.

If you want to call stand -up acting's
bastard child, no, we know each other

from the comedy club.

Oh, so you're a comedian.

I may not be shaking your boots right
now, but when I get on stage, I slay.

You care for a shot?

Why don't you drink it?

Well, it's straight up vodka at the
moment.

Don't mind if I do.

Shouldn't we be leaving now?

No, actually, we got time.

All right, so I just want to get my
groove on, and then we out of here.

Aren't you going to introduce her?

Oh, um, Lucius, this is my cousin Belle.

She's visiting from up north.

Man, how did you much run in the family?

Bounce down.

It's actually bottoms up, but who gives
a shit?

So I hear you're holding.

Enjoy.

Oh, you haven't seen one, have you? You
see, I told you.

You've been hiding away for way too
long, girl.

That's okay.

There's always a first.

These are good for mouth -to -lung
talks.

All you have to do is puck up your lips,
like, little quick.

and then bring the vape to your lips.

Now, I know it looks sexual, but stay
with me. After several kisses, it

activates the vape, brings the smoke to
your mouth, and then you inhale to your

lungs, and then exhale.

Shotgun.

Here, let me try it.

Oh, okay. Quick study.

You got some Jay -Z about to play? No.

Oh, that's my Janet now. I feel like I'm
in a bodega right now.

Join in. No, no, no. I never learn.

It's my turn to learn here. Okay.

Just follow my steps. All right.

Okay.

Shaka, shaka, shaka, shaka.

Shaka, shaka, shaka, shaka. What's this?
Shaka, shaka.

to see two of you getting along.

Quick study.

Oh, thank you. Excuse me. Aren't we
going to be late? We have a show to go

remember? I know. It's fine. Let me go
to the chapel.

Oh,

okay.

Oh, okay. All right.

All right.

Another one? All right. Okay.

Let's see.

Stick a fork in me. Go.

Your cousin's so much fun.

Mm -hmm.

Where have you been hiding her?

She ran away up north.

Oh, boy.

Yeah. Yeah, I had one of these.

It's got some dinnacle in it. It will
keep you up for the rest of the night.

What are you, a pharmacist?

Even better.

She's a nurse.

Damn, girl.

You must have went through hell during
the pandemic. Thank you for this, sir.

Well, you know, nursing is not my
corner.

It's just a job to pay the bills.

I'm actually a professional dancer
getting ready to open up my own dance

You've been dreaming about opening one
up. It's not the same.

What a surprise.

Mind your own business.

It's just one of those scam phone calls,
you know?

Let's drop these down and get down.

Uh, what are these again?

It's, uh, sildenafil. It's another word
for Viagra.

Whoa, whoa.

Wait a minute. You got the wrong guy
here. I mean, look at me. Does it look

I need to be taking this shit? I mean,
look at the shoe size.

Okay. Vapes and veins, baby. Vapes and
veins. Bam.

Viagra reacts differently when you're
drunk.

It just keeps the blood flowing, helping
you stay awake.

The harder you can manage, like any
other hard -on you've managed in your

Oh, I can manage. Yeah?

Yeah.

See?

Nothing to it.

Huh.

Does it have the same effect on women?

It reacts differently. It depends on who
you are. But we will be good for the

rest of the night.

that door over there all right okay

you bitch what the

are you talking about you was just about
to tell him i'm married uh -huh last

time i checked you are i'm like barely

from a heart attack, most likely, and
the body starts to... He's dead?

What?

You all knew there was a dead body in
here and chose to do nothing about it?

I mean, what the... We're gonna handle
it. I mean, we will handle it.

Just... It's just what, Julia? It's just
what?

What is this? I don't know what this is.
Tell me what the... this is.

We gotta carry it away, okay?

Here, do that.

I have more than three ounces of weed on
me. That's a class D felony.

I can't be caught up with this shit.

I

don't

need this shit, mama.

I really don't.

My career, whatever the fuck that's
going.

You got everything?

You, Yulia. Open the door, man.

Fuck them. I got the fucking code and
we're doing.

That's what I'm here for.

Shit, she has the code. She has the
code.

What the fuck are you doing? Switch the
code. Hurry up.

Yes.

Oh. What'd you change the code?

Come on, Max. Open the fucking door.

Max, you changed the fucking code on me?
What the hell is going on? Are we doing

this again? Oh, fuck you, you piece of
shit.

Get some sleep. You're being very loud.
You want to get wet? You're very loud.

You want to get wet? You want to get
wet? I'm going to blast you. I can't

this shit no more. Leave me alone.

I got an itchy trigger finger, lady.

That's it.

I'm not dealing with no more white
women.

Where are you going?

Are you leaving? The fuck does it look
like?

Keep running from your problems. You're
a grown -ass woman, all right? Wait,

that's some crazy shit out there.

That bitch deserves what's coming for
her.

Don't pin it on her.

We're good.

All right, all right, all right.

Let's get the fuck out of here. That's
some shit.

What? I left my bag inside.

Val! You stay here. I'll go get it. No!

Yo, get out, yo.

What are you doing?

Are you sick? Are you sick? Yo, are
you...

I'm messing with white women. Leave
them.

You punky skinny bitches. I'll hunt you
down like swear to God, like sock to

butt. Hold this.

I'm coming to you.

That

was

some crazy ass shit.

What's that bitch? I think her name is
Maggie. This is Marlene.

I met her at a party once with Max.

Later came to find out she's been his
mistress since... Oh, shit.

Max is married?

Yeah, he told me he's separated. His
wife lives in Volgograd.

God.

Yeah, he got around.

I'm glad that's who we're with.

Is it, though?

Yeah, we did try.

Time to move on.

No, you are rational.

He's crazy.

He's crazy. He always finds a way. Wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait.

All right, that's Noah. We got to get
out of here. He said I'm not in there 10

minutes. He's going to carry my ass.
Come on. All right, here we go. Yeah, I

more show. Who's ready for some more?

Yeah. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
Let's go. Let's go.

I don't think it's like night and day.

Last night I did a show, there was only
three people in the crowd.

We just played Uno.

Somebody had to draw four in this bitch.

See, we got some tourists in the crowd.
A couple of tourists.

Oh, right there. What's up? What's up,
guys? Yeah, look like somebody scammed y

'all in Times Square to come here.

Yeah, why Coney Island? This is a
shithole.

Why is it a shithole and it's so
expensive?

Like, why is it?

can't understand it i was looking for an
apartment out here and i looked on one

of the little websites one bedroom
apartment four thousand dollars a day

some bullshit this is how expensive it
is you can't even rob nobody out here

like that's how crazy it is you can't
rob me some dude tried to rob me at

gunpoint but instead of a gun he just
had the bullets in his hand

but these men didn't indicate you.

That should get us through the night.

Hey, you're up next.

Okay. Be ready.

I'm ready.

That's Noah.

He's big time around here. He owns the
club and a whole bunch of properties at

Coney Island.

Is he, like, connected?

Family money, mostly.

Do you pick a resource for us to get the
dance music off the ground?

Yeah.

What? Maybe help us find the space at
the very least. What a goodness of his

heart.

Could you at least pretend to take this
seriously for once?

This is not a kid's dream anymore.

I crunched the numbers. All I'm dancing
is a billion -dollar business these

days. It's got low overhead, plenty of
muscle. Fine, fine. I'll talk to him.

Would you like me to bring him a
business proposal, Adam?

Just have him come over.

I'll give him my pitch.

You owe me.

You ever got so high, you thought you
lost your left hand, but it was in your

pocket the whole time?

But you went looking for it. You ever
looked for some shit you already got?

look crazy.

You're like, what the?

Hey, y 'all been an amazing audience. My
name is Lucius. Y 'all have a great

night. Peace.

Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you.

Lucius. Yo. Left hand.

Comedy call.

Thank you, Tommy.

Thank you. Thank you.

You were great up there.

You think? Mm -hmm.

You seemed to enjoy it.

You were actually funny.

Ah, that's a ringing endorsement.

Ah.

Ah.

What do you think is going to happen
with that guy that we left behind?

Well... Once they find his body, they're
going to go to recent to work and

fingerprint find out who he is and who
to contact.

I mean, it happens more often than you
think.

I can't tell you how many people like
him end up at my hospital like every

But it's kind of natural.

It's going to be OK.

I'm not worried.

I mean, besides everything that's been
happening.

I was really having a good time.

Fuck it. As far as I'm concerned, the
night's not over yet.

We can continue those dance lessons.

Finish where we started.

Yeah. I'll show you a few tricks.

Make sure you learn the right way. All
right. Who's ready for more show? I got

more show. Who's ready?

Is that a good time?

Yeah. All right.

Your next Jew coming to the stage, one
of my favorites, soon to be one of

Clap it up for Yulia Vizila.

Thank you.

Oh, my God. Thank you so much for the
applause.

I love applause.

Yes. Thank you.

Yes.

I'm just going to be really honest with
you. Like, in real life, there's

absolutely no one that likes me that
much.

Very small part Russian. I come from a
very diverse background.

I'm part Turkish, Mongolian, Japanese,
Korean, German, Spaniard, and Ukraine.

Where I'm from, that just basically
means that my great -great -grandmothers

were a lot.

Oh, my God. It's okay. You didn't do it.

Sensitive people.

Americans.

americans get taken back because i say
the word that's because in america is a

crime and in russia it's a diet plan oh
please everybody

knows you burn twice as many calories
running away from than jogging how do

think russians stay so skinny

ago to my high school sweetheart and
this year I found out I was old.

That's a joke.

Because I'm hot.

But it is true I didn't marry my high
school sweetheart and I had to start

dating as an adult and I'm not good at
modern dating.

Like dating in nature is super easy.

A man pays attention to a woman and a
woman puts out.

How long does that take?

Like five seconds.

Build a shed, read a book. I don't know
what you're doing your free time.

Modern dating is that amount of time
spent with a partner to achieve a

comfortable situation so when you have
sex, no one screams.

There she is, my secret weapon.

Killed it tonight.

Yeah, she was hot.

Yeah, you wish you had her chops. Yeah,
whatever.

Well, did you talk to him? Yeah, he said
he's not interested.

I thought I caught him on a bad day or
something.

Sorry. Hey, what is it?

Well, nothing.

Stop being so noisy.

Well,

I was hoping to get Noah interested in
our dance studio. You know, wondering if

he could help us in any way.

The dude is loaded, okay?

He'll definitely chip in.

Don't worry, Noah's my...

Thanks, that'd be amazing.

He's no bleeding heart, though.

You have any startup capital to impress
him with?

Yeah, actually, we got some money coming
our way.

Oh, shit.

I'm impressed.

I'll let him know you're serious.

Yeah, you let him know I'm ready to
talk.

All right.

Well, hang tight.

I'm about to make it wild as dreams come
true.

Yeah? All right.

There we go. My God, that's a lot of
money you're giving her.

Well, it's okay. We're going to be rich.

I can't believe it's happening.

I mean, it's not like it's crazy rich
money.

It's 150 G's we never had. We could take
that trip we never could.

Invest in ourselves for once.

We deserve this.

That he's interested in talking to you
as long as you bring him a good

Hmm.

I could come up with that.

Yeah, I'm sure you would.

How did you get him to warm up to the
idea?

Oh, you know, I, I've been there.

You gotta know how to talk to him.

Even better than with, than with locking
up the place to start our own private

party. Hmm.

We're going to have the whole club to
ourselves.

Uh,

okay. Does anybody want any more juice?
I do. Let's go out and have a smoke.

That was hilarious.

Yo, we've got two lady fans.

I've got the man in your eye.

You're with me, right?

Oh, yeah. Come on. Let's go.

Oh, you see that? My story turns away.

We need to talk.

Shit. Don't fuck with me. I know who you
are. I'm going to find you. How did you

find us? Oh, it wasn't that difficult.
Because the last time you entered Max's

apartment... Fuck. Oh, look what you
dropped.

Wait, let me read this.

Coney Island Comedy Club. Oh, wow.

It's got your name and what time you're
performing every night of the fucking

week. Now, stop fucking around and come
with me now.

Hey, before we go in and get friendly
and kiki and all that kind of crap, I

want to tell you I'm packing some heat.

A nine millimeter Glock, okay? So both
of you better never run away from me

again. You get in the front, you get in
the back of her. Now go!

What a pigsty!

Where is he? Where the f*** is he? We
left him sleeping in the bedroom.

What's wrong with him?

Uh, what you mean?

He's not moving.

He's not breathing. He's f***ing dead.

Oh, my God.

What the f***? He wasn't like this when
we left. If your story was hurting, why

didn't you help him? He wasn't in great
shape. What about Thomas? You call

anybody? Oh, I'm sorry. Thomas says it's
not very common to you f***ing people.

Stop. Stop, stop, stop, stop.

We f***ed up. All right?

Look around you. The party went on until
it stopped.

He died and we were too high and too
drunk to do anything.

We freaked out and ran away.

That's even worse. You just left a guy.
You just left him and went about your

business. Who the f*** does that? What
kind of monsters are you? Just left him

here dead?

What are you doing? I'm calling the
cops. But you guys are so f***ing

You gotta pay for this s***. You know
what? I think you're bluffing. I don't

think she's backing anything.

You think I'm kidding?

This is like a f***ing joke to you?

Skinny bitch, I'll bust the cap of your
ass right here, right now. Don't you

believe that? How much did he love you?

Max said it. How much did he love you?
What is it? Did he share any of this

you? Did he? What is that? Take a good
look.

He left all of his personal shit open
for everyone to see. His bank account,

passwords to the shopping site. Did he
share any of this with you?

Because from the looks of it, you're
shopping in Marshall instead of Prada.

Fuck you, Madison!

Just goes to tell you, sometimes you
never know who the hell you're sleeping

with.

I take it you guys have already tapped
into his account.

Honestly, we decided against it.

Honestly? You haven't said an honest
word since I got here. How do you even

that these are active?

I used his open password and sent a
small transaction through.

Yeah, to your account, I presume.

Well, I figure since we didn't share any
history with them, they would look

weird if they tracked the transaction
through. Okay, where'd the money end up?

I sent it to charity.

Yeah, you're right.

Charity? How much?

500. Fair enough. Which charity?

ASPTA? I mean, who doesn't like puppies?

I've never seen Max pet a dog in his
whole life.

It serves him right.

So here, you're welcome to stay here and
dap into his bank account all you want.

We won't talk.

There's only one problem.

As you both know, Max was a cheap son of
a bitch. I didn't go into his account

because his wife would think something's
weird.

So basically, ladies, we're back to
square one. How the hell are you going

help me out? I don't see how. Come on,
I've been around the world enough to

know. You had to take something out of
the situation. What'd you take?

Absolutely nothing.

We freaked out.

Bullshit.

Bullshit. Now listen, this is how it's
going to go. You guys are going to fess

up, and I'm going to stay here and deal
with all the bullshit so you guys won't

have to do anything.

You're going to go back to your f***ing
country, where the hell you're from,

like nothing ever happened, and go about
your lives. You understand?

Okay, okay, okay.

What if we're willing to cut you on a
deal? Maybe talk procedure? There's no

negotiations here. What you did was
really f***ed up. It was dead wrong.

Dead wrong.

I can't believe you f***ing figured.

Idiots. Wait, wait, wait. What are you
doing? I'm f***ing making that phone

I started before. Doing something.

It's not the f***ing job, you cunts.
What? It's an auction.

Where? It's an auction. We bid on the
watch and won.

How much? It's worth 150 Gs. Oh, please.

And it's all yours.

If you're just willing to let us go.

See, now that I can live with.

Oh, what a surprise. It's Andre again.

You know, whatever happened back then,
it could have just gone so much worse

us.

I don't see how.

We could have spent the rest of our
lives behind bars.

Murder, homicide.

Yeah, but without any money, we got
nothing.

We got no dance studio. We got no
vacation. We got nothing.

Well, figure something out.

We never do.

The night is not over yet.

About to go.

So much for everything we planned.

You've been holding.

I'm straight. I wasn't going to leave
this behind.

Whoa, whoa. Take it easy. Take it easy.
There's not much left.

You going to miss him?

Max, you're too really hitting it.

Just a friend.

You know.

And then we could get by.

We'll live.

Why don't we go and turn the night
around?

Come on.

Thought you left me hanging.

Never.

You two need to catch up.

Here they are.

Hey. Yeah, I thought you guys were going
to leave me stuck with this douche all

night. I would never fucking do that to
you. Hey, don't have what we're having.

You guys are trying to start a dance
studio.

Yeah, of course.

Yeah, well, I got to admit, you know, it
wasn't really on my radar, but I did do

a quick search, and it seems like the
ballroom dancing thing is a billion

-dollar industry.

Yeah, that's what I've been saying.

Yeah, I really like people who think
outside the box.

Plus, I hear you guys got some startup
capital coming your way.

That's the plan.

Nice. Well, you know, the way I work is
match whatever my partners bring in.

Put it together, see what we got, move
from there.

Plus, you know, I own a bunch of
property in the area, so finding a space

not be a problem.

It's going to be you and Lucius running
the studio.

Wait, what? No, I'm Julia's cousin.

It's been our dream ever since we were
little kids.

What? Julia's your cousin?

She didn't tell me we were related.

No, never said a word.

Hey!

You never finished those dance lessons
you started.

Come on.

We don't have a lot of time. Tommy, he
changed the playlist for me.

Come on. He's going to style it.

All right. Well, big guy, you've fallen
out of time.

How was that?

That was okay. It was good.

You were a good teacher.

I love you. I love you as well.

I love you. Because I love everything
about you.

No.

No, God, no.

What the... It's okay, it's okay.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

It's all good, it's all good.

Oh, God, no!

What? Fuck no!

What's wrong?

Me?

Me and you, you...

around for years i thought we made that
obvious it's okay no oh relax

it's not a big deal i mean if you want
him have him he's all yours

here let's pretend like nothing happened
have fun

Who came from?

How you doing?

Oh, man, I like your hair. It's so
blonde.

You want some?

You want some? It's called naughty,
naughty body. It's supposed to make you

happy. It's working because I was mad. I
was sad earlier.

And, man, phew, smoking this.

And then, ah, you sure you don't want
some?

It make you feel happy. I mean, I know
you feel happy, but you got to tell your

face you feel happy.

You smoke this?

It's called Naughty Body.

Oh, my God.

You sure you don't want some?

You take one, too? Yes, I'm sure.

Oh, my God.

Hey, Mayor!

Where are you going?

Make it feel good.

Naughty Body, you know what's going on.

You don't want to sit down?

Yes.

How long is the bus going to be gone?

It's a horror.

It's a horror.

Can we just sit there?

We can sit here until morning.

It will be like that now.

You'll see which hour and when the bus
can come.

She won't even show us the next one.

Maybe we should walk?

Are you far away?

Well, yes.

We'll sit here until morning.

Excuse me, what time is it?

The beginning of the second.

Oh,

hey.

I'm sorry for... Hear me out. Where is
she? Julia, she still here?

Yeah, she's in the back of this thing's
roof.

I see where you're coming

from. No, you don't have to.

She's back.

I'll put her on.

Just don't call me until I figure this
out.

No, no,

no. I don't believe you anymore.

Andrei Saveris, let me just breathe.

Fuck off.

Don't even.

He needed to talk to you. Who told you
to pick it up? Your phone was ringing

the hook.

What was I supposed to do, to let him
hang?

You called him, didn't you? What? It
says right here, you made an outgoing

What the... You ran away, leaving your
shit behind.

What was I supposed to do? I needed to
call someone.

Bitch.

Oh, yeah?

You! I'm not standing in the way of your
marriage, and you're surely not staying

here, because nobody wants you here.
Nobody wants to deal with your shit

anymore.

I'm taking you back, so you can get your
house in order.

And next time... Be honest before coming
around asking for help.

Wait, what are you doing? Shut up.

You're annoying.

Julia, come on. That's not... I'm
calling Dima. We're taking her back to

train station.

So you can go home.

I thought

that

we were family I thought that I could
depend on you Don't pull that card on me

But you left I haven't heard from you in
ages

And then out of a blue, you just call
like nothing happened.

You got some balls.

Get over yourself.

Stop being such a hypocrite.

You never wanted me to come down here in
the first place.

I actually wanted you to. Come on. It's
so obvious. Ever since the night

started, I could tell you never wanted
to spend any real time with me. You

dragged your feet picking me off the
station. And you left me waiting there

a asshole.

And then you tried to push this family
reunion thing that I specifically said I

don't want.

Oh, and then you took me to Max's place
where you tried to hide me for the rest

of the night. Then you flat out lied to
me for you say you can help me out with

the dance studio.

I tried.

Noah spoke to Noah.

He said you never mentioned that we were
cousins, which gave it a half -assed

try at best.

Thanks for your help.

The reason I'm taking you back is
because I actually like Andre.

He's a friend.

And I know he's not like that.

Oh, yeah. You always had the hots for
him.

Yes. Yes, I did.

And you knew that.

You should have claimed him then. It
meant that much to you.

Yes, I should have. I should have
claimed him.

But I was tired of fighting.

I was done.

I let you win.

Like I always do.

Get over yourself!

Don't tell

me

to shut the f**k up in my car.

If you have problems, take your f**king
drama out of my car. Both of you, out of

the car, now!

This is it.

This is what?

What is it?

The storage locker was set up online.

Our P .O. box is in there.

What are the chances?

In a few hours from now, that prize
watch is going to get here.

And someone other than us is going to be
here to receive it.

She deserves it more.

Does she?

We'll figure something out.

Let's go.

Do me a favor. When you get home, give
me a call so I can tell the family that

you got home all right.

Now stop shrugging. It wasn't cute when
you were young. And it's definitely not

becoming as a grown -ass woman.

Grow the f*** up.

Whatever time you're trying to get back,
it's not coming back.

You need to move on.

Oh, it's mom.

Don't make me talk to her.

She's fine.

She's right here.

We're not going to be able to stop by.

Turns out Val is having problems with
Andre.

Yeah, I'm taking her back to the train
station so she could take care of it.

Hope for the best.

Sure. You want to talk to her?

You're on speaker.

She can hear you.

and understand very well what it is.

But whatever happens,

I want you to know that you have a
family here, people you can rely on.

I hope that we will leave behind all the
bad things that happened between us in

the past.

I love you.

I love you, and only God knows how much
I miss you.

I really gotta go now, okay?

F*** you.

Stop the car. Stop the car.

F***.

Not again. Not this s***.

You lost?

Yeah, it's been a night.

Well, you're not as young as you used to
be. You can't stay out so late. Uh -uh.

Just having issues with my husband, you
know?

Oh, God, I was married once. I don't
recommend it at all.

Would you come back to negotiate the
watch?

No, no, I, uh... God, I don't know what
came over me. I mean... I'm sorry.

You had to go through all of this? Go
for it. Max didn't serve better than

No, he didn't. This is the way I really
thought it would happen anyway.

But honestly, not that quick. But hey,
we're here now. What are we going to do?

How did you get everybody involved?

It wasn't that difficult.

I want to criminalize myself, you know?
I walked out of the room and I made the

health wellness check call. And when
they check on you, by the time they got

there, it took them a while.

How long are you married?

Over eight years now, but it's not like
a... You don't have to stay married.

It's not like it used to be, where we
wade around, you know, in the old

institution where a man is going to
sweep you off your feet and take care of

you. You don't have to live like that
anymore. You know what I mean?

You got any kids?

No. No.

You miss not having any? Definitely not.

No.

Huh.

It says right here that the watch is
going to get here. That's good.

One hour from now. Good.

You thought, what are you going to do
with all the money? I'm probably going

go on vacation.

I would have done the same, anywhere
particular.

That's somewhere warm, maybe Costa Rica.

I would have done Miami.

It doesn't matter. As long as you're
comfortable, you know what I mean?

It doesn't matter.

I'm happy for you.

Listen, I think now is a good time.
Maybe you go, okay?

Sure, maybe I'll, you know.

Listen, I got to go do some paperwork.
But, hey, good luck with your marriage.

Good luck with your life. I hope
everything works out for you, okay? I

go.

Yeah.

Yeah. Pick me up at

21st, sir.

Ready? Come on, get in.

I

can't.

You okay?

Uh -huh.

Good.

Whatever happens from here on in, just
promise me one thing.

What's that?

Stop running away.

Okay, I promise.

Are you sure you're okay?

Yeah. I'll figure it out.

Damn straight you will.

You know...

All this time, I thought that you were
living the life out here in the city

while I was running away there in the
country.

Turns out life out there ain't that bad.

The city could use a rinse.

Well, it does rain once in a while.

You think you're going to make it big
someday with the acting and stuff?

Honestly,

At my age, it doesn't look too good.

But, like, what the f*** am I going to
do? Get a job?

From now on, I promise you're going to
call.

If it's bad, it's bad.

At least I'll know how to help you.

Only if you do the same.

Deal.

I can't let you leave this city without
some flair.

I

love

you too.

So, you want to go somewhere?

La espero días, veces, también años.

Y que algo casual nos pudiera
incontigar.

Todo ese tiempo en estado angustiado.

Y creando en su mente que le dirá.

Se dirá que como ella no hay ninguna
mujer.

Con sus labios y sus ojos y su andar
celestial.

Que no tiene medio loco, que no aguanta
un día más.

Que su corazón se apaga poco a poco.

El momento esperado llegó sin avisar. No
pudo por

sorpresa su discurso cuadrilar.

Se quedó tartamudeando.

Las palabras no llegaron Y esta
oportunidad perdió

Se quedó tanta muriendo Las palabras no
llegaron

Y esta oportunidad perdió