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Thank you.

Goodbye, Heidi.

There's me message and me three little nippers down there.

Goodbye.

Don't forget to have the strike and give me five when I get back.

Yes, Daddy.

I'll miss you, sir.

Give a long bye. Give a long bye, sir.

Wow.

Aren't you happy tonight, Daddy?

There'll never be another day as wonderful as this.

I know it.

No, Lizzie.

The most wonderful days are coming.

Today is only the beginning.

You've worked so hard, darling.

You've given me everything.

Listen, Judy.

For years I've been sitting at a bench grinding lenses.

Lenses for other men to see everything.

Now only live, not like princess maiden, but like human being.

Good evening, sir. Oh, good evening. You're my steward, huh? Right you are,

Number seven.

Name's Hodgkins. That's your service, sir.

Well, this is not your first voyage, I take it. Me, sir?

Next crossing will be me 200.

Well, what a monotonous life. Not a bit of it, sir. Don't you believe it?

No two crossings are the same.

The ship is like a little world, sir, with all sorts of people bundled

Coming from Evans knows where, and shaking hands, and making friends, and

each other, and hating each other. And why, they're five or six days away from

everything and everybody, sir.

Too true, Hodkins, too true.

And now, how about a little little packet? Very good, sir. Thank you very

Thank you.

I'm going to go after that.

Secret, haven't you an ounce of sense? You've no business coming in here like

this. Sure, I'll listen to anything you say, if you'll be sweet to me.

I've been drinking champagne, Bunny, and that drink champagne always seems so

lonely. Now, will you be reasonable?

My wife's in the next room.

That's just where a good wife belongs.

Oh.

I didn't know you were...

And gave.

Miss Colleen, will you please go?

Sure, I'll go.

No one can ever accuse Sigurd Colleen of coming between husband and wife.

I'm all for peace, I am.

Good night, buddy darling.

See you in Paris.

Well, thank heaven that they've come.

Man comes aboard a ship to get a little peace and quiet and immediately finds

himself at the mercy of a lot of people.

Most people, once they get aboard a liner, presume on the most casual

acquaintance. And staying in one's own cabin isn't the slightest protection.

They force their way in without any regard for a man's feelings.

Now, darling, everything all right?

I mean, are you comfortable and all that sort of thing?

You know, you should have taken your maid along.

Well, what's the matter?

Why don't you say something?

Paris. Paris?

Why, Kay, a divorce from you is the last thing in the world I want.

Of course. It wouldn't be good business for you, would it?

Well, darling, don't you think you're being just a little unreasonable?

Possibly.

Forgive me, Harry.

For the rest of the voyage, I shall try to be more cordial to my husband's

mistress.

science, sir, there's lots of people on this ship for six or seven days, cut off

from everything and everybody.

And things happen into some of them that change their own lives forever.

Hallelujah, Hodkins. Hallelujah.

Yes, sir.

Well, well, if it isn't good old Handsome himself.

Fancy meeting you on this boat.

Hello, Marty.

How are you?

Fine.

Always nice to see you, Handsome.

Baggage smasher?

Baggage smasher.

I didn't see your name on the passenger list.

It was a cute trick.

What's the idea?

I was required as a rather important witness in an investigation.

And I didn't want to testify against a pal.

That's nice.

Nothing else important taking you over?

No, no, nothing important. Just a good old save voice for my health, you know.

Yeah? Yeah.

Well, I'll see you again.

Sure. Drop in any time.

Thanks.

terribly sorry to intrude like this, but you see, I misplaced one of my bags.

What reason have you to dispose your bags in my cabin?

Well, you see, I occupy the corresponding cabin on Seadeck, and

like yours begins with G.

Well, there are no strange bags in here.

However, my wife in there has a mountain of luggage. You can look in there if

you like.

Oh, may I? Thank you. Yeah, but you'll have to go around by the outside.

That door's locked.

Oh.

Well, thank you very much. Sorry.

Yeah.

I thought you were my stewardess. Oh, I beg your pardon, madam.

I... Oh,

I'm frightfully sorry to disturb you, but you see, one of my bags went astray.

Do you mind if I have just one more look?

Thank you.

Perhaps now you realize your mistake.

Oh, meeting the charming Mrs. Graham is no mistake.

It's a heavenly accident.

Thanks very much for all your kindness.

Oh, if I can be of any service to you in the void, will you let me know?

I can imagine no service you could possibly do for me.

Oh, madam, you must have some imagination.

Take it over.

And believe it or not, I was looking for a bag.

Good night.

Nothing important, eh?

Nothing to interest you in the Graham cabin.

You mean Mrs. Graham?

I'll say no, I don't mean Mrs. Graham.

What a picture.

There's nothing like good old nature, is there? Come on, Marty, let's get down

to business.

Cater, you heard me.

Paying a friendly little visit to the Graham?

Why not? We're old friends.

In fact, Mr. Graham and I are like father and son.

Well, son, your father is traveling with a very heavy bankroll.

Really?

How about arranging a little introduction?

You mean Mr. Graham?

Yeah.

Sorry, Hanson. I don't like crowds.

And I don't like interference.

And I don't like people who sit on my toes.

You know, I have very sensitive feet.

What is it, Milda? Most exquisite roses.

Look, madame. Put them there.

Oh, Sigrid.

Why are you so beautiful?

I know the answer for that one.

I read in Miss Morrie's paper that you were on board and I rushed right over.

You might have had a decency to knock.

Well, I never used to knock in the good old days.

And you never seemed to mind.

But these are not the good old days.

Times have changed.

You haven't.

You still have the same inimitable line.

Yes, and you still are fond of reading between the lines.

Oh, you've got my roses, I see.

Will you send those?

I ordered roses.

My beloved from Bunny. Oh, pardon me, my mistake.

No,

my dear, no, you haven't changed.

When you see anything you want, you take it with no regard for others.

I only take from those who can afford to lose.

There's one woman on this boat who can't afford to lose, who's mad about her

husband, whose heart is breaking.

Oh.

I see you're interested in Mrs. Graham, huh?

No, no, not really.

There's only one woman I've been ever interested in.

Sigrid, don't you sometimes wonder... Not about you.

Well, me?

When an episode is finished, it's finished.

Maybe, yes.

Maybe no.

Who can tell? They won't, dear.

They'll tell.

and then when the weather gets a little bit rough, you have to throw it off, so

to speak. I'll take it for granted.

A ship is like a little world, sir.

People coming from heaven knows where, meeting and shaking hands and loving

other and hating each other, and things happening to some of them will change

their whole lives forever, sir.

You never know your luck when you meet people.

Good morning. Oh, good morning. Good morning.

You understand this, eh?

Where the ship is.

A 40 -degree, 10 -minute north latitude, 7 -degree, 18 -minute west longitude.

All right. Oh, it's very simple. You see, you stand with your right hand

pointing to the north and your left hand pointing to the south.

In front of you, you have longitude. Behind you, you have attitude.

There you are.

Oh.

Uh, Judy.

Would you mind explaining that to my daughter?

Oh, certainly not.

Oh, pardon.

Harry, I just explained to your father about longitude and latitude.

You see, you stand with your left hand, I mean your right hand pointing to the

north and your left hand pointing to the south.

Before you, you have latitude, I mean longitude, and behind you, you have

latitude. Is that right?

Well, not exactly.

You see, latitude is the distance north and south of the equator.

Longitude is the distance east and west of the entire meridian.

I never would have believed it.

My name is Greer.

Mine is Kramer.

This is my daughter's duty, Mr. Greer. Oh, how do you do? Well, this is a

pleasure. You know, I always was crazy about geography.

Tell me, what business is your father in?

He's a lens grinder.

A lens grinder?

Yes. That's why he knows so much about latitude and magnitude.

Well, he must have appreciated the information I gave him.

You're not a lens grinder by any chance, are you?

No. I see.

Just a lens grinder's daughter.

I'm sorry, but that whistle gave you a terrible fright. Well, it is rather

shrill.

What a beautiful woman.

Oh, you're right about that.

Do you know her?

Slightly.

Once upon a time, the lady was very gentle.

Really?

Really.

Now, if you're really interested in some nice people on the post, there's a lady

I know you could love.

She's buffeted, but it hasn't made her bitter.

Well, I'd love it.

But tragic.

That's the husband with her, Henry Graham.

No, Henry D. Graham, the banker. That's right, Henry D. Why?

My father has all his savings in the Graham Investment Corporation.

He must feel terribly important.

He does.

But I can think of two people who are much more important without half trying.

Who? Miss Judy Kramer and Mr. Monty Greer.

You're funny.

I like you.

Good, then we're friends.

I hope we're going to be. Well, let's start in right now.

Have you had enough?

Thanks for bringing me down.

I think I'd better go up and see Dad. He may be lonesome.

Well, I don't blame him.

Oh, good afternoon, Mrs. Graham. I didn't know you were here.

That isn't surprising.

She's very charming.

Who? The young lady.

Oh, yes. Yes, I'm... I'm very interested.

She's young, ingenuous, adorable.

Well, with me, it's... Well, let's talk about something else.

You don't remember me, do you?

Perfectly. Five years ago in Havana, you were very kind.

And you were very gracious.

You'd just been married then, you remember?

Oh, what a perfect bride.

I was absurdly young then.

I didn't know what real happiness was.

I...

But

you, uh, you do now.

My husband and I are quite happy.

I think I've had enough of the blues from being... You

know, I admire your sportsmanship.

If you ever lost a fight, you'd do it like a thug, Red.

I have.

But I hope never to lose.

I saw our banker friend, Mr. Graham, down in the pool.

That Swedish dancer is making him forget everything.

He'll need something to make him forget everything when I'm finished with him.

Finished what?

Never mind the blueprint.

Tomorrow night we start working in the Graham State Room.

See, Monty?

But Mrs. Graham.

Doesn't look like he wants to do business with us. I don't want him to do

business with me.

Think you can fix him?

I'll fix him.

But he better stay out of my way, or...

Sorry for deserting you so long.

Judy tells me of the lovely time you've given her.

Has she told you of the lovely time she's given me?

You should have been with us.

Oh, I have my good time right here with my cigar, my glass of beer, and the

lovely people I've met.

Thank you, Judy.

I just had a nice talk with the great Mr. Graham at the bank.

So simple, so easy, so charming.

One knows him right away to be a fine, upright man.

Yes, of course.

Oh, thanks again, Charlie.

And perhaps I'll see you all later. Excuse me.

So sweet. So pure. So potent.

Who is that man?

I never saw him before.

No?

Daddy.

Miss Colleen's cabin, Chief.

What are you doing now, sweetheart?

Huh?

Oh, all right. I'll be right down.

Well, darling, did you enjoy your evening?

Lydia, you're behaving like a silly child.

I loathe tears in a woman.

So do I. But sometimes they come as a blessed relief. A relief from what?

Your constant humiliation.

All I ask is that you make your attentions to Miss Carlene a little less

obvious. Miss Carlene is one of my depositors, and a man must be

his depositors.

Yes, Harry, I know the demands they make on your time. She is a great artiste,

and she has no thought for anything beyond her art.

Our relationship has been that of two happy, innocent children.

And you're trying to ruin it by your unworthy insinuations.

Darling, I don't suppose you realize it, but you're making me frightfully

unhappy.

Bunny, darling?

Is Bunny Bessinger on the chair?

Monty Greer! How did you know?

No one on earth... This is the way you do.

So they tell me.

I want you to go at once.

Well, you're not expecting anyone at this hour.

Yes, I am.

Anyone I know?

Oh, Monty, please, you must go.

Oh, Sigrid, why are you so beautiful?

How do you do?

I seem to be a trifle early.

But I can explain everything.

Somehow, I seem to have heard those words before.

Sacred. Did I do wrong?

Oh!

You beast!

Now I'm ruined!

Darling, you're not blaming me for that.

But why did you do this to me?

Will you put a candle in your window tonight?

I think your daddy is coming home.

Good night.

Morning, everybody.

Morning.

Hello, Mr. Cox.

Hello, Bill.

What's the news?

Here, the transatlantic news goes to press at 4 a .m. and all... My customers

will be waiting.

What is the news?

Well, here's a fellow that says that prosperity is just around the corner.

Yes, but you don't say what corner.

Jealous wife invades love nest. Shoots three women, the butler and the cook.

Husband escapes through skylight. The dirty little coward.

The Graham Investment Corporation of New York fails for $20 million.

I bet he'll be surprised when he hears that.

Graham's on this boat, isn't he? Sure.

All the best before us travel on this line.

Well, I'll be taking the air. It's going to be a dull day, if you ask me.

Seagull.

Good morning, my dear. Did you sleep well?

Venerably, thank you.

Isn't there anything I can do?

Anything you can do?

The stressful news, Harry.

I know how distressed you must be.

Whatever money I have is at your disposal if you need it.

In spite of everything?

In spite of everything.

That's very nice.

But, my dear Kay, there's no occasion for us to be disturbed.

Not the slightest.

Not the slightest.

Well, Mr. Kramer, are you in the habit of doing this sort of thing?

What sort of thing, Judy?

Just bring a lady's chamber at this hour of the morning, without even knocking.

Where are your manners, Mr. Kramer?

Good morning, Judy.

Good morning, Daddy.

Oh, I hardly slept a wink last night, thinking of my mother's day and of all

ones that are to come. Just think, we'll be in Paris and Berlin and London,

seeing all sorts of interesting people.

Have you had breakfast yet?

Not yet.

Then you're going to have it with me.

I'm about to realize a lifelong ambition.

Breakfast in bed.

Bring for the steward. I must have service.

What do you want for breakfast, Judy? Oh, everything I shouldn't have.

I'm going to live like a princess today.

Even if I have to starve for the rest of my life.

Chris, probably.

They're out of season and terribly expensive.

Too expensive?

No, Judy.

Toast another.

It sounds so grand.

And... Cafe au lait.

That's coffee with milk, Mr. Kramer.

Good morning, sir.

Me want breakfast served in here.

Yes, sir. What would you like, sir?

Have you got strawberry...

Out of seasons.

Yes, sir.

With cream.

Yes, miss.

Toast.

Melba.

Yes.

Coffee.

Olé.

Olé. Yes.

That's coffee with milk.

Yes, sir. Anything else, sir?

No, I'll have some of Judy's coffee.

Very good.

May I bring you the morning paper, sir?

No, thanks. I... I got one.

Good morning, sir. Here we are, sir, bright and early with all the news of

day. And here's a letter for you, sir.

Oh, fine, Huskins. What's going on?

Well, here's something to make your ear curl, sir.

Graham Investment Corporation files to the extent of $20 million.

I hope you didn't have any money in that bank, sir?

No, Hodgkins. I've been known to draw from the bank, but I never put anything

in. Isn't it marvelous, sir? Here we are a thousand miles away from anywhere,

and we've still got our finger on the pulse of a great world. As I've always

said to Mrs. Hodgkins, a ship is like a little world.

Time and distance are only relative, as Mr. Einstein so humanly puts it. No man

lives to himself, and no man dieth to himself.

We're all like a great big brotherhood.

And who's one to judge another?

Not an erring brother. Now, as my favorite author always has said, there's

much good in the worst of us and so much bad in the best of us that it'll be use

any of us to talk about the rest of us, sir.

Yes?

Well?

What do you want?

You remember me, Mr. Graham?

I'm one of your depositors. Oh, I'm very sorry, but I don't. My name's Kramer.

Last night in the cafe, Mr. Kramer, we had a little talk. My dear Mr. Kramer,

the course of my daily life, I necessarily meet a great many people,

it quite impossible to remember them all.

Yes, Mr. Kramer, but for years I've saved them. Mr. Kramer, the man who

the man who wins in the end.

Will you have a cigarette?

But your bank, Mr. Graham, it fails.

Well, failure is often a salutary evil.

It is the acid test, so to speak.

But in my age, Mr. Graham... Age, my dear man, is merely a condition of mind.

Mr. Graham, I want to know what you're going to do about it.

Oh, you do, do you?

Sure.

Sure.

I'll show you what I'm going to do about it.

You'll burst into my cabin and make yourself extremely tiresome.

You called, sir? Yes, I did.

Kindly show this gentleman to his cabin and see that he doesn't annoy me

anymore.

Good morning, boys.

Well, Marty, nice of you to drop in.

Always nice to meet you socially, handsome.

I'm having my third cup of coffee. What do you have?

I have a read breakfast.

Oh, thanks so much for your invitation.

Anything troubling you?

Something's annoying me.

Really?

Graham's bank failed.

But not Graham.

You know that.

He's packing a lot of personal securities he doesn't want the law to

Well, what do you want me to do about it? Break down and cry?

I asked you to join with us. That's right. So you did. Right. I also asked

to give me a clear field.

Well, haven't I?

You start by making passes at Mrs. Graham.

Last night, you were in the Graham cabin on business.

Oh, now, you haven't been spying on a pal, have you?

I know every move you make.

Hmm.

Anything further, handsome?

You've heard my last word.

I've been hearing your last word for a long time.

One of these days, you're actually going to say it.

Maybe I'll be there to hear it.

Happy days.

Speed ahead, Mr. Randall.

Very good, sir. Speed ahead.

Daddy, I've been waiting so long.

Where have you been?

Walking. Around and around.

The fog's closing in.

Did you see him, Mr. Graham?

He didn't remember me.

With all the people he meets in the course of his life, he wouldn't remember

man like me.

And then he asked the steward to show me out.

Daddy, please don't worry.

We must be patient.

Yes, Julie.

That's what I've been for 25 years.

But I'm not patient.

Honey, darling, I've been looking all over for you. I haven't seen you all day

long. Oh.

Oh, you're not really angry about last night, are you?

No.

There's a party in my cabin tonight, and I want you to come.

I'm sorry, but I have an engagement this evening.

With my wife.

I don't think I've had the honor of meeting this.

Lady. I'll go along, Harry.

The nurses are waiting.

I'll go with you, dear.

Darling, do you mind asking a message to wait a little while?

Just a few radiograms.

Of course, Matthew.

Right. We'll take one.

Oh, Miss Kramer.

Oh.

I'm so glad.

Well, what's the matter?

I called it.

What happened?

Will you talk to me?

Will you cry?

Of course. Of course.

He's been like that all day, bitter and threatening.

Threatening?

He's not telling me what he might do. I'm terrified.

But look, isn't your cab on display?

But it's gone to Mr. Green.

Get him back to his cabin right away.

Don't leave him alone for a minute now.

Quick, free up, quick.

Who is it?

Put it under the door.

We'll be right back.

Thank you.

I know my father didn't do it.

I know it. I know it!

I'm terribly sorry, Miss Kramer.

Thank you.

Bring in Miss Kramer's father.

Yes, sir.

Have you ever seen this gun before, Mr. Kramer?

Mr. Kramer refuses to testify.

I had been playing bridge with the Mercers.

Shortly after midnight, I returned to my own stateroom.

When I reached the head of the stairs, I saw a man at Mr. Graham's store.

Did you recognize him?

Yes.

Who was he?

Mr. Greer.

Mr. Greer?

I know nothing about it, Captain.

Nothing whatever.

Thank you, Mr. Greer.

That will be all until the morning.

Good night.

The captain deeply regrets having to summon any of you here this morning.

But an attempt has been made upon the life of one of your fellow passengers.

And on the evidence which has come to hand, the captain finds it necessary to

confine to the brig until we reach port Mr.

Kramer.

But, Captain, my father is guilty.

He couldn't do it. I haven't said it's a case of suicide, Captain.

So it seems, at first.

Mr. Graham was shot and is in a desperate condition.

Have you any idea what the motive was for the crime?

Robbery.

A large sum of money and securities of great value are missing.

I regret to have to inform you, Mr. Greer, that it was also necessary to

you in the brig until we reach port.

Everybody this morning.

Coming right up, sir. Right you are, Hodgkins. Is everything all right,

gentlemen?

Oh, yes, yes. Everything's very cozy.

Now, there's a meal that'll warm the cockles of your heart, sir. There's

stew, a bit of salad with stilt and cheese, strawberry jam, and hot -butted

scones. Fine, Hodgkins. I always was partial to scones.

How's the weather outside?

It's a bit bratty, sir. We're headed for a storm, if you ask me.

It's all the same to me.

Oh, that's a bit of my philosophy, sir.

The ship is like a little world. It can't always be easy sailing.

There's rough weather and calm.

There's quiet seas and heavy squalls. And the man what takes the bitter with

sweet is bound to have a happy crossing in the hand.

You're a comforting soul, Hodgkin. The sailors must adore you.

Well, the first officer's waiting. We mustn't impose on his good nature. Right

-o, sir. Good morning, sir. Good morning. Good morning, Mr. Kramer.

If there's anything you want, sir, any mortal thing, don't be afraid to ask me.

I'm already deep in your debt, Hudson.

Thanks. I'll be back tonight, sir.

Don't worry, Mr. Kramer.

I know you didn't do it.

You can talk to me.

But I went to his cabin to kill.

Where's Judy?

I was. It's a dirty night.

I'm almost giving you up for lost, aren't you? I've been here before, sir,

had to get hold of a nice raspberry pie for you and the old gentleman.

Raspberry? Yes, sir. And there it is, down to a turn.

Well, thank you, Askins, but I don't care for raspberries. You must cultivate

taste for them, sir.

I've often said there's nothing so inspiring as a nice raspberry pie.

And Mark, you said.

I often find the key to the solution of all me troubles in a raspberry pie.

I'm very sorry, but I have an engagement with my wife.

With my wife.

With my wife.

Watch yourself, soccer.

Remember, it's up to you to take care of that stuff. Okay.

Where have you got it?

Come on, come on.

In my coat.

Actually, I may need this.

We got soccer down in the engine room with overalls up to his ears. When we

in the morning... So

soccer's

down in the engine room with overalls up to his ears, huh?

That's how Handsome buried the stuff. Well, I did it by... And in the morning

when we dock, Sokka puts the stuff under his arm and walks off the ship with the

engine room crew.

Is that right, Chucky? Well, I ain't got it, Monty.

Honest, I ain't. I know.

Handsome handled the whole job.

Is that right?

Yeah, that's right, Monty. That's right.

Thanks.

All right. All right.

him, Marty. Let me alone.

You can still talk. I'll talk.

You'll tell her to shut Graham.

You'll tell her to rob this cabin.

You'll tell her you've got that stuff hidden. I'll tell. I'll tell everything.

You're right.

You'll tell everything.

Here is a letter with an order on our London bankers. They will take care of

for the present.

Thank you. And you may be sure that your savings will not be lost.

Thank you so much.

Goodbye.

Oh, how's Mr. Graham?

Oh, he's doing splendidly, thank you.

Going to pull through. I'm so glad.

Good morning, Mrs. Graham.

Good morning.

You're quite all right? Oh, yes, quite, thanks.

Oh, you mean this?

Oh, it's nothing. I just ran into an iron rod last night, that's all. Just a

flesh wound.

I may have to remain on board, however, until it heals.

You see, the law of the land is always interested in my troubles.

Annoying, but necessary.

And you, Mrs. Graham.

You're happy now.

Very.

And your husband.

He's going to waive extradition and replace the very last of those

Oh, fine.

We may be poor again.

No man is poor, my dear, who has you.

Thank you.

It might never have happened, but for you... Oh, please.

Why did you concern yourself about me?

Do you remember Havana five years ago?

You were very kind.

And you were very gracious.

Beg your pardon, sir?

Someone to see you, sir.

Oh, excuse me.

Goodbye, Mrs. Graham.

Goodbye. Lots of luck.

Thanks, sir.

Goodbye, sir.

I wish I could thank you. Don't you try.

And don't worry about me.

In a couple of days, this wing of mine will be as good as new.

Judy wanted to say goodbye to you.

Well, Judy, the voyage is over.

Yes. And now it's London, Paris, Berlin.

What a wonderful adventure you have ahead of you.

Well, I wish you would come along.

So do I.

I'd love to see the world all over again.

Through your life.

But I'm afraid to leave.

Goodbye, Judy.

Goodbye.

You're... You're the most wonderful man I've ever known.

Horribly dull voice, don't you think?

Stupid.

Well, you see, it's like playing it to you. It's like this.

Is there anything I can do, sir?

Isn't it wonderful, Hodgkin?

What's that, sir?

To find a woman who sees us as we might have been.

Not as we really are.

Women are like that, sir. God bless them.

And so what do you say to Mrs. Hodgkin? I know, I know, Hodgkin. A ship is like

a little world.

You have the rough weather and the calm, the quiet seas, the sudden squalls, and

a man who takes the bitter with the sweet is bound to have a nappy crossing

the evening. Right, sir. Right, sir. Right, sir.