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Okay, the wedding prep is finally done.
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In 48 hours, I will be married to Brad.
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I have to say, Mrs. Wheeler,
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your relationship with Brad
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makes me believe in miracles.
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I'm going to ignore that...
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Because I am going to want to
borrow that blouse someday.
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All right, now where's Ben?
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I still need to go over my vows.
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Are you really sure you
want Ben to officiate?
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Since we got back from Vegas,
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he only speaks in grunts, snarls,
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and some pretty rude hand gestures.
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We kind of got in a fight.
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So make up. How bad could it be?
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Oh, good.
All the liars and backstabbers are here.
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So, by a show of hands,
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who knew that Danny was in love with Riley,
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that Riley was in love with Danny,
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and that I've been making a complete
fool of myself for the last year?
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Mother?
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People tell me lots of stuff.
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That's what I thought.
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Tucker?
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See, what had happened was,
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awesome! Awesome! Yeah!
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So you all knew. That's great.
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Okay, which means I'm
never speaking to you,
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you, or you ever again.
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And I'm taking this. Thank you.
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Ben.
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I can't believe you told him on a weekend
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that's supposed to be all about me.
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You're so selfish!
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- Okay, Ben, just listen...
- Sorry, mom.
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Don't waste your time.
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There's nothing you can say
that'll make me feel better.
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Mm-hmm.
How about... "Get over your damn self"?
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Feel free to try a little harder.
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Honey, it's not your brother's fault
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that you and Riley aren't together.
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He was 100% behind your
relationship with her
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despite the fact that he's been
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in love with that girl his entire life.
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And now that Riley, after all these years,
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might actually have some feelings for him,
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he should be running into her arms,
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but he's not because of you.
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But he lied to my...
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Okay, do not cut your mom
off when she's on a roll.
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We don't get to decide who Riley,
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or anyone else for that matter, loves.
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Because if we could,
I would be Mrs. jon Bon Jovi,
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and you would be Benjamin
Bon Jovi Bon Jovi!
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Anything else?
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Yeah. If you screw up my wedding,
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we will both regret the day you were born.
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Now I hope this helped,
and I love you very much.
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Come here.
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If you could talk,
you would have told me, right?
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High five? Yeah?
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Pound it.
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♪ It's amazing how the unexpected ♪
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♪ Can take your life
and change directions ♪
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Oh my God! This is a disaster!
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How can a wedding planner quit
the day before the wedding?
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You realize that's your fifth piece of toast,
right?
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It's called stress eating, Bonnie,
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and you are making me very stressed!
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Well, take a breather.
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Nobody wants to marry a chunker, honey.
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Maybe it's a sign. Do you think it's a sign?
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Yes, I think it's a sign
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that I cannot control myself around carbs.
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I begged you not to keep bread in the house.
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- Knock, knock.
- Where have you been?
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I know you said it was a
matter of life and death,
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but, I mean, I figured you'd be dead
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by the time I got here anyway, so...
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I mean, why not stop for coffee?
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Our wedding planner just quit.
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All of our plans just up in smoke,
literally.
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Apparently, she went crazy and
burned her offices to the ground.
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Oh my God, that's horrible.
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I got my good suit cleaned for nothing.
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Tucker, please,
you have to produce our wedding.
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I saw that wedding special
you did last week
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- on the Mary hart show.
- Oh my God, you did?
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No, not really.
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- Charlotte!
- Bonnie!
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Oh my gosh! Get in here!
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What are you doing here?
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Oh, my gosh, I came running over here
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the second I heard that
that wedding planner
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that I recommended left you high and dry.
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I really thought prison
would have changed her.
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Well, no worries.
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No, I am just glad that
you are here to help.
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All right, Charlotte.
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- Yeah.
- This is my fiance.
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Wow. I knew you liked 'em young,
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but do you have to pack
this one a lunch for school?
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No, not this one. Tucker,
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this one. This is Brad.
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Oh, wow. He's an upgrade.
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Hello.
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Hi.
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So, Brad,
Charlotte and I met at the hospital
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when we both went into labor,
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and we've just been besties ever since.
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She's always been the Thelma to my Louise.
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You know they died driving off a cliff,
right?
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Yes, right after they shot
a man who crossed them.
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Okay, let's get to work!
We got a wedding to plan!
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Yes, we do!
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Oh! Hey, can I talk to you for a second?
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Uh, this is hard, so please don't stop me.
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I'd be lying if I said I still
didn't have feelings for you, but...
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Oh, Ben, we can't do this.
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Remember the part where I said,
"don't stop me"?
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Anyway, about us,
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I just want you to know that I've moved on.
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Yeah. Everything is good.
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And I know that you're in love with Danny
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and that Danny's in love with you,
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- Ben...
- Still talking. Still talking.
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Even though this information would have been
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super helpful a couple of months ago,
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I just want you to know
that everything is good.
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Yeah, I'm, I'm great.
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Well, I'm, I'm good.
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Actually, I'm just fine.
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So if you two don't end up together,
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then that's all totally on you guys,
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not me.
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Now you may speak.
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All right. I don't know what to say.
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I can't believe you're being so amazing.
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Neither can I.
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I'm super happy we're
done talking about this.
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I just don't ever think
there will be a Danny and me.
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And we're still talking about this. Okay.
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Um, just tell him how you feel.
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Okay, see you later.
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No, I did, I did,
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and he completely freaked out on me,
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so I'm not gonna put myself
out there like that again.
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I can't do it.
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Everyone loses.
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Cool. I'm good with that.
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Oh, hey, Ben, I'm really sorry, man.
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I didn't mean to hurt you.
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And you have to believe me, there's
nothing going on between me and Riley.
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Only because you blew it,
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which apparently runs in the family.
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What are you talking about?
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She told me she put herself out there
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and that you freaked out.
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One time.
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She put herself out there one time.
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I did it, like, a thousand times,
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and I'm not gonna do it again.
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If this is gonna work,
she has to make the effort.
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Yeah, I'll be sure to tell her that.
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Crap.
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I'm gonna have to tell her that.
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Hi! Hey, me again.
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Um, look, not that I want to get
in the middle of any of this,
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but I'm just saying if it was me,
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and we've clearly
established that it isn't,
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I'd want to know that I was special to you
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before I made a move.
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You really think so?
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I know so. So, are we done now? Cool.
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Uh, how about a picnic?
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Um, maybe in the tree house
where he carved our initials.
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It's on the roof, and I saved the board.
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Really? You kept that?
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The whole time we were dating?
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Kind of seems like a red flag,
don't you think?
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But I'm fine.
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I mean, that's perfect.
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So, do you think you could
get him up there in an hour?
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Oh, joy. I'm part of the plan.
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Okay, sure.
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- Okay.
- See you.
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Oh, Danny,
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would you mind running downtown
and picking up the tuxes?
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Oh, I'll do that!
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Uh, Danny's gotta be
somewhere very important
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in... three minutes.
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Okay, people, we got a little problem.
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Is Mrs. Wheeler here?
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Problem? Did I hear problem?
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I thought I heard him say "problem."
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Okay, okay, let's just try to stay calm.
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There's no reason to freak out.
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Just a couple of teeny tiny little blips.
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The venue canceled, the caterer quit,
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and the florist said
they've never heard of you.
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There's not gonna be a wedding.
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No!
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Sometimes you just gotta
rip that band-aid off.
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It's a style choice.
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Oh my God!
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It's another sign! Our wedding is cursed!
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Mom, calm down! Calm down!
We'll fix this, I promise.
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Yeah, we totally got this, mom.
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I know! Maybe we could have it at the bar.
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Danny, call our distributors and
make sure we have enough booze,
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and I'll go check to see if
our banquet space is booked.
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- We got this, mom.
- Okay.
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Wait, weren't you supposed to
be somewhere in three minutes?
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If it was important,
Ben would have told me.
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Twice!
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And this makes twice.
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Oh. Perfect.
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Oh, please don't.
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Okay, bad news.
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The banquet room at our
bar is booked solid.
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The good news? The banquet room
at our bar is booked solid.
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Yay us.
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We got it covered, little bro.
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I lined up the food and drinks.
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Yep, and I had the brilliant
idea to do it on our roof
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while I was reminiscing about that time
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that I did it on our roof.
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The roof?
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Oh my God! Riley!
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Riley?
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This... this is why I didn't want
to put myself out there again!
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Are you happy now?
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Well, it doesn't matter,
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because I am never getting
together with you ever!
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Did anybody understand any of that?
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I may have a theory or two.
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Ben, this is none of your business.
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Why can't you just stay out of it?
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I can't stay out of it.
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You put me right in the middle of it.
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She broke up with me for you.
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You win, Danny. Not me, you.
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I'm the giant loser here.
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You always know what to
say to make me feel better.
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You're right, man, I'm being an idiot.
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So you've really loved her your whole life?
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Pretty much.
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Every since she fell off her bike
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and sprained her ankle when she was six.
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I carried her home,
and she called me her hero.
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I knew right then she was the
girl I was gonna marry someday.
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You carried her home?
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Dude, good for you. She was huge.
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Oh my God.
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That's what I need to do.
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I need to remind Riley
that I'm still her hero.
258
00:10:24,121 --> 00:10:26,557
Sounds like a plan.
Hey, let me know how that goes.
259
00:10:26,557 --> 00:10:28,993
Or, you know, don't.
260
00:10:28,993 --> 00:10:30,361
Will you help me?
261
00:10:30,361 --> 00:10:33,697
Oh, joy. I'm still part of the plan.
262
00:10:33,697 --> 00:10:36,534
Was that a yes?
263
00:10:36,534 --> 00:10:37,768
Yes.
264
00:10:42,573 --> 00:10:45,609
Hello, Charlotte.
265
00:10:46,744 --> 00:10:48,291
Hello, Tucker.
266
00:10:49,603 --> 00:10:51,972
Are we talking in funny voices now?
267
00:10:52,940 --> 00:10:55,342
You know, I believe I know the reason
268
00:10:55,342 --> 00:10:56,844
this wedding is falling apart.
269
00:10:56,844 --> 00:10:58,780
Yeah, you're a horrible wedding planner.
270
00:11:00,516 --> 00:11:01,684
No.
271
00:11:01,684 --> 00:11:03,319
You.
272
00:11:03,319 --> 00:11:05,154
You're the reason. Yeah.
273
00:11:05,154 --> 00:11:06,589
I made some calls.
274
00:11:06,589 --> 00:11:08,357
And the next time you
want to blow up a wedding
275
00:11:08,357 --> 00:11:11,627
and cancel the caterer,
the florist and the venue,
276
00:11:11,627 --> 00:11:14,697
you might want to hide
your Southern accent.
277
00:11:14,697 --> 00:11:17,366
What Southern accent?
278
00:11:17,366 --> 00:11:19,185
How could you do that to your best friend?
279
00:11:19,285 --> 00:11:22,222
Best friend? That shameful hussy?
280
00:11:22,222 --> 00:11:24,424
She destroyed any chance of me being happy.
281
00:11:24,424 --> 00:11:25,859
That doesn't sound like Mrs. Wheeler.
282
00:11:25,859 --> 00:11:27,460
She slept with my fiance.
283
00:11:27,460 --> 00:11:28,980
Okay, that sounds like Mrs. Wheeler.
284
00:11:29,830 --> 00:11:31,498
I was supposed to get remarried last year,
285
00:11:31,498 --> 00:11:32,566
but she put a stop to it.
286
00:11:32,566 --> 00:11:34,601
She didn't think I knew
about it, but I did.
287
00:11:34,601 --> 00:11:36,303
And ever since then,
288
00:11:36,303 --> 00:11:39,406
I've been waiting, scheming, and plotting.
289
00:11:39,406 --> 00:11:41,008
Wow.
290
00:11:42,142 --> 00:11:43,798
Did you ever think of
maybe getting a hobby?
291
00:11:44,966 --> 00:11:46,768
But you know, since I've been here,
292
00:11:46,843 --> 00:11:49,780
I can see how much in love
she and Brad really are,
293
00:11:49,780 --> 00:11:52,115
I can't go through with it.
294
00:11:52,115 --> 00:11:54,384
Hey, can I borrow your cell phone?
295
00:11:54,384 --> 00:11:56,920
I need to call her and
beg for her forgiveness.
296
00:11:56,920 --> 00:11:58,496
I'm a horrible person.
297
00:11:58,596 --> 00:12:00,465
Would you accept my apologies?
298
00:12:00,465 --> 00:12:02,467
- For what?
- For this.
299
00:12:02,467 --> 00:12:03,868
No!
300
00:12:05,070 --> 00:12:06,171
Ugghh!
301
00:12:07,639 --> 00:12:08,707
Charlotte!
302
00:12:10,975 --> 00:12:12,944
Oh, please don't.
303
00:12:12,944 --> 00:12:13,978
No, no, no.
304
00:12:13,978 --> 00:12:15,814
No. No.
305
00:12:23,205 --> 00:12:24,840
Riley, you in there? We need to talk.
306
00:12:24,840 --> 00:12:26,608
The only thing we need to talk about
307
00:12:26,608 --> 00:12:29,811
is you coming over without calling first!
308
00:12:29,811 --> 00:12:31,246
The whole Danny thing was my fault,
309
00:12:31,246 --> 00:12:33,715
and I just want to make sure
you're okay for the wedding.
310
00:12:33,715 --> 00:12:35,417
Hey, do you smell smoke?
311
00:12:35,417 --> 00:12:37,919
No? Huh, maybe it's me. Okay, see you later.
312
00:12:39,955 --> 00:12:42,591
Ben! Ben, are you out there?
313
00:12:42,591 --> 00:12:43,891
Oh my God, is something on fire?
314
00:12:43,991 --> 00:12:44,992
Ben!
315
00:12:46,360 --> 00:12:47,428
Danny, hey, it's go time.
316
00:12:47,428 --> 00:12:48,496
Riley needs a hero right now.
317
00:12:48,496 --> 00:12:50,431
Now? I'm on it.
318
00:12:50,431 --> 00:12:51,832
- Where are you going?
- I've got to get ready.
319
00:12:51,832 --> 00:12:54,935
Ready? For what?
320
00:12:54,935 --> 00:12:56,604
Help!
321
00:12:56,604 --> 00:12:59,573
Can anybody hear me?
322
00:12:59,573 --> 00:13:01,475
Oh my God.
323
00:13:11,719 --> 00:13:13,721
Aah!
324
00:13:15,757 --> 00:13:18,660
Oh, my God. Seriously? Super Danny?
325
00:13:18,660 --> 00:13:20,829
I lost to a grown man in a costume.
326
00:13:20,829 --> 00:13:24,332
Hey, this is what I was
wearing when I saved her.
327
00:13:24,332 --> 00:13:26,668
You do hero your way, I'll do it mine.
328
00:13:28,436 --> 00:13:32,240
Riley? It's Danny!
I'm here now! You're safe!
329
00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:33,308
Danny?
330
00:13:35,343 --> 00:13:37,746
Riley!
331
00:13:37,746 --> 00:13:38,780
Stand back!
332
00:13:42,884 --> 00:13:44,185
Little help here!
333
00:13:44,185 --> 00:13:46,921
Seriously, how is she in love with you?
334
00:13:52,028 --> 00:13:53,429
- Hey.
- Hey, I got your call.
335
00:13:53,429 --> 00:13:54,830
Is everything all right?
336
00:13:54,830 --> 00:13:56,665
I'd really rather not see
Bonnie before the wedding.
337
00:13:56,665 --> 00:13:59,301
I'm trying to maintain
a little bit of mystery.
338
00:13:59,301 --> 00:14:01,904
You know, I don't think I've
ever seen her in white before.
339
00:14:01,904 --> 00:14:04,070
I sent her off to my hair
guy to get all beautified,
340
00:14:04,170 --> 00:14:06,206
but I do need your help.
341
00:14:06,206 --> 00:14:07,273
Okay.
342
00:14:07,273 --> 00:14:08,842
I'm in charge of the punch,
343
00:14:08,842 --> 00:14:10,743
and I just don't know which one to serve.
344
00:14:10,743 --> 00:14:13,279
They're both from an old family recipe.
345
00:14:13,279 --> 00:14:15,682
Okay? Here.
346
00:14:20,854 --> 00:14:24,157
Huh?
347
00:14:24,157 --> 00:14:26,359
- Yeah?
- Wow. That's, it, that,
348
00:14:26,359 --> 00:14:27,760
it's a little strong.
349
00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:29,362
I'd probably go with the other one.
350
00:14:29,362 --> 00:14:31,831
Oh, well, you haven't tried it yet. Here.
351
00:14:41,474 --> 00:14:43,276
What do you think?
352
00:14:43,276 --> 00:14:46,179
I think your family
might have a drinking problem,
353
00:14:46,179 --> 00:14:47,930
and I think I need to sit down.
354
00:14:48,030 --> 00:14:49,031
Oh, okay.
355
00:14:49,031 --> 00:14:50,766
Oh, gosh. Wow.
356
00:14:50,766 --> 00:14:53,068
Just make yourself comfortable.
357
00:14:53,068 --> 00:14:55,570
What you need is another cup of punch.
358
00:14:55,670 --> 00:14:57,539
Here we go.
359
00:14:59,007 --> 00:15:01,176
You, you kicked a hole in my door?
360
00:15:01,176 --> 00:15:02,811
Oh my God! What is wrong with you?
361
00:15:02,811 --> 00:15:05,080
I'm trying to show you
that I'm still your hero!
362
00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:07,649
Excuse me for trying!
363
00:15:07,649 --> 00:15:10,619
They gave me a boot.
364
00:15:10,619 --> 00:15:12,220
I'm sorry, a hero?
365
00:15:12,220 --> 00:15:13,588
A hero would've saved me
366
00:15:13,588 --> 00:15:16,758
five minutes before I
landed on a fire escape...
367
00:15:16,758 --> 00:15:19,761
And the neighbor's yorkie.
368
00:15:19,761 --> 00:15:21,630
It apparently takes him a little longer
369
00:15:21,630 --> 00:15:22,917
to get into his tights than it used to.
370
00:15:23,017 --> 00:15:25,719
Well, don't worry.
This is never happening again.
371
00:15:25,719 --> 00:15:27,621
I don't care anymore! I'm done!
372
00:15:27,621 --> 00:15:29,623
You're done? You don't get to be done,
373
00:15:29,623 --> 00:15:32,459
because I already said
that I was done and...
374
00:15:32,459 --> 00:15:33,631
I'm gonna say it again. I'm done.
375
00:15:37,355 --> 00:15:38,856
I don't know how you guys do it.
376
00:15:38,856 --> 00:15:41,392
I hate helping people.
377
00:15:44,762 --> 00:15:48,633
Is it hot in
here or is it just me?
378
00:15:48,633 --> 00:15:52,436
I mean,
I know that it is partially me, but...
379
00:15:53,771 --> 00:15:55,072
Yeah.
380
00:15:55,072 --> 00:15:56,607
I think you'll be a lot more comfortable
381
00:15:56,607 --> 00:15:59,510
when we get the rest of
these clothes off of you.
382
00:15:59,510 --> 00:16:03,548
- Oh my God!
- Bonnie?
383
00:16:03,548 --> 00:16:04,303
Look at me!
384
00:16:04,403 --> 00:16:07,306
Blue hair! On my wedding day!
385
00:16:07,306 --> 00:16:09,141
Blue hair!
386
00:16:09,141 --> 00:16:11,210
It's a sign!
387
00:16:11,210 --> 00:16:13,179
It's another sign that
we shouldn't get married!
388
00:16:13,179 --> 00:16:14,677
Why is this happening?
389
00:16:14,777 --> 00:16:18,014
Charlotte! Brad! What are you doing?
390
00:16:18,014 --> 00:16:21,117
Oh! Oh! Bonnie.
391
00:16:21,117 --> 00:16:23,652
We didn't hear you come in.
392
00:16:23,652 --> 00:16:26,022
Hey, I love what they did with your hair.
393
00:16:26,022 --> 00:16:29,625
Oh, hey, Bon-Bon. Good.
You found something blue.
394
00:16:31,694 --> 00:16:34,130
What the hell is going on here?
395
00:16:34,130 --> 00:16:36,158
How could you? I thought we were friends!
396
00:16:36,258 --> 00:16:37,459
We were friends,
397
00:16:37,459 --> 00:16:39,561
until you slept with my fiance Gerald!
398
00:16:39,561 --> 00:16:42,713
Ha! You didn't think I
knew about that, did you?
399
00:16:42,813 --> 00:16:44,749
Well, it's payback time, little missy!
400
00:16:44,749 --> 00:16:47,451
You were gonna marry Gerald?
Why didn't you tell me?
401
00:16:47,451 --> 00:16:51,322
I was about to announce it
last summer at our barbecue,
402
00:16:51,322 --> 00:16:53,224
and then I caught you two in the pool house
403
00:16:53,224 --> 00:16:55,826
up on top of some inflatable rafts.
404
00:16:55,826 --> 00:16:58,162
Oh my God, that wasn't me!
405
00:16:58,162 --> 00:17:02,466
I was making out with Tanya's
husband in the bushes!
406
00:17:02,466 --> 00:17:04,251
Everybody knows Joanie,
407
00:17:04,351 --> 00:17:06,419
that big blonde tramp from down the block,
408
00:17:06,419 --> 00:17:07,420
was the one in the pool house.
409
00:17:07,420 --> 00:17:09,438
Oh, really! Everybody knew?
410
00:17:09,538 --> 00:17:11,574
Yeah. I came over the next morning
411
00:17:11,574 --> 00:17:12,975
to have coffee and talk about it,
412
00:17:12,975 --> 00:17:14,643
but you wouldn't open the front door.
413
00:17:14,643 --> 00:17:17,571
I thought you were just mad at me
because I stole your sangria pitcher.
414
00:17:17,671 --> 00:17:20,574
I was mad at you because
you slept with my fiance!
415
00:17:20,574 --> 00:17:23,310
You stole my sangria pitcher?
416
00:17:23,310 --> 00:17:24,959
Yeah, but not your fiance.
417
00:17:25,059 --> 00:17:27,962
How could you think that I would
even do something like that?
418
00:17:27,962 --> 00:17:31,032
Because I've known you for 24 years!
419
00:17:31,032 --> 00:17:32,800
Yeah, fair enough.
420
00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:34,101
Oh God!
421
00:17:34,101 --> 00:17:35,812
I can't believe I did all this for nothing!
422
00:17:35,912 --> 00:17:38,748
Oh, you mean like trying to ruin my wedding
423
00:17:38,748 --> 00:17:40,164
and try to sleep with my fiance?
424
00:17:40,264 --> 00:17:41,565
And now, because of you,
425
00:17:41,565 --> 00:17:43,734
I'm about to get married on a dirty roof
426
00:17:43,734 --> 00:17:47,271
with blue hair and a drunk groom!
427
00:17:47,271 --> 00:17:49,506
Damn, you're good.
428
00:17:50,975 --> 00:17:53,010
I learned from the best.
429
00:17:53,010 --> 00:17:55,479
That's why we're friends.
430
00:17:55,479 --> 00:17:56,849
We are still friends, aren't we?
431
00:17:56,949 --> 00:17:59,117
Yes. Get over here, Thelma.
432
00:17:59,117 --> 00:18:03,288
Charlotte's evil and can't be trusted!
433
00:18:03,288 --> 00:18:05,290
Yeah, we got it.
434
00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:16,602
I'd like to welcome everyone.
435
00:18:16,602 --> 00:18:19,404
"Today we're here to celebrate love.
436
00:18:19,404 --> 00:18:21,506
"Some love comes quick,
437
00:18:21,506 --> 00:18:23,141
"some love develops over time."
438
00:18:23,141 --> 00:18:25,277
Pfft. "Love."
439
00:18:26,645 --> 00:18:29,448
"A union between two people who
have truly overcome the odds
440
00:18:29,448 --> 00:18:31,249
"to prove they were meant to be together."
441
00:18:31,249 --> 00:18:33,652
"Meant to be." Ha!
442
00:18:33,652 --> 00:18:35,153
Why are people chiming in?
443
00:18:35,153 --> 00:18:37,089
There's no chiming in. Stop chiming in.
444
00:18:41,159 --> 00:18:44,196
Here's the thing about this
love story that's so amazing.
445
00:18:44,196 --> 00:18:46,498
Despite all its twists and turns,
446
00:18:46,498 --> 00:18:49,701
it has endured for almost 20 years.
447
00:18:49,701 --> 00:18:51,703
Who is he talking about?
448
00:18:53,306 --> 00:18:55,775
You guys have been best
friends your whole lives.
449
00:18:55,775 --> 00:18:57,910
You fell in love with her
when you were in kindergarten
450
00:18:57,910 --> 00:19:01,547
and have never stopped loving her,
not even for a day.
451
00:19:01,547 --> 00:19:02,949
Ben, what are you doing?
452
00:19:02,949 --> 00:19:04,550
I'm sorry, mom, I just need a minute.
453
00:19:04,550 --> 00:19:06,285
You need a minute now?
454
00:19:07,586 --> 00:19:10,589
You told me you always knew
that someday you'd be together.
455
00:19:11,958 --> 00:19:14,760
I think that someday is now.
456
00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:15,895
My only question is,
457
00:19:15,895 --> 00:19:18,199
dude, what the hell are you waiting for?
458
00:19:24,871 --> 00:19:28,141
And that's my final sign.
459
00:19:28,141 --> 00:19:29,675
You wanna do this another time?
460
00:19:29,675 --> 00:19:31,310
Yeah, I'm good.
461
00:19:31,310 --> 00:19:33,923
Bonnie, I swear,
I had nothing to do with this.
462
00:19:34,826 --> 00:19:35,960
Okay. Ha.
463
00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:38,730
So, despite our tremendous efforts
464
00:19:38,730 --> 00:19:40,665
and backbreaking work to put this event on,
465
00:19:40,665 --> 00:19:42,834
it looks like we won't even
be having a wedding today.
466
00:19:42,834 --> 00:19:44,802
So, uh, but, you know, feel free
467
00:19:44,802 --> 00:19:47,005
to just grab a bag of rice on your way out
468
00:19:47,005 --> 00:19:49,073
and you can boil that up later.
469
00:19:49,073 --> 00:19:51,576
Hey, wait.
470
00:19:51,576 --> 00:19:53,177
Maybe it's not over yet.
471
00:19:54,846 --> 00:19:57,682
You're in a dress, I'm in a tux.
472
00:19:57,682 --> 00:20:00,051
I always knew we'd end up here someday.
473
00:20:00,051 --> 00:20:02,687
So what do you say, Riley?
474
00:20:05,790 --> 00:20:07,825
Will you marry me?
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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