All language subtitles for BB Les perversions

Thank you.

The urge I feel once in a while to break
away from the doldrums of the office

and business goes back to childhood
memories of Bahnhofstrasse.

The thoroughfare is probably one of the
most important business centers in

Switzerland, but it also leads up to the
central station on the shores of Zurich

Lake, which to this day remains in my
mind the gateway to escape.

As best as I can figure it out, that's
probably why I like to slip away on the

lake's quiet, mysterious waters.

Hi there. Is this your first time in
Zurich?

Yes, it is.

Would you like me to tell you about the
history of Zurich?

Why not?

Well, it pretty well ties in with the
Protestant Reformation.

Calvin, Luther, and all that.

If we could bottle Swiss Mountain Air,
we'd make a million around there. I'm

telling you, I like that.

Is that why you're being here? No, but
it's as good a reason as any.

I'm crazy about banks.

Tickets, please.

Some writers say this is the most
romantic lake in the world.

Oh, really? And did you know Thomas Mann
said he wouldn't be happy if he were to

die anywhere else?

Thank you.

On a clear day, you can see the Vosges
Mountains, smooth, round, rising on

either side of tall alpine peaks.

Yes.

I can tell you share my feeling for this
country.

The more you get to know it, the better
you like it.

You end up having an almost physical
relationship.

Keep on talking.

It's really hard to talk and move at the
same time.

And you're quite right.

That lake of yours sure is exciting and
romantic.

I told you so.

Can I see your tickets, please?

Tickets?

I punched him for you.

What is this?

You're a pig.

Come on.

You stay here and watch, wouldn't you?
Yeah.

Yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, come on. They're just having some
fun.

um um

Uh...

They come.

They pretended that Charles was
responsible.

That's the way I heard it, too, but from
what Charles told me, he had absolutely

nothing to do with it.

Absolutely nothing.

What is he going to do about it? Soon.
That's what I'd do, providing I could

prove it. Look at these two. What the
hell do they think they're doing?

I didn't think that sort of thing would
happen in Switzerland. They're

exaggerating. They must be mad.

That's going a bit far.

See?

No.

That's it.

No. They're crazy. I'll complain to the

captain or somebody.

The best thing to do is to ignore them
altogether.

Yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

No, Pina. Maybe you're next.

What? I mean... Come on. Cut it out.

One thing's sure, nobody will believe
this. They'll think we made it up.

They're out of their minds. They must
be.

Well, so long, sweets.

Yes.

Yes, Mr. Boobie. Okay.

I want you to spend the weekend with me
on the shores of some Italian lake.

And so would I.

Mr. Bouvier, I promise you all your mock
-ups will be on your desk first thing

tomorrow morning.

You can count on it. Goodbye, sir.

I really like you.

If you happen to be free tonight, how
about having supper with me?

I'm sorry.

Roland said he'd take me to see a movie
tonight.

So you're still crazy about that Roland
news.

Yes.

And I suppose doggedly faithful?

Anything you want, name it, and you've
got it. I'd do anything for you.

I'd give my right arm to spend a weekend
with you, even my left.

I just may take him up on it someday.

Why not?

He's nice and quite sweet.

Maybe I'm a fool to turn him down.

Could be fun.

After all, Roland isn't the faithful
type.

Look, do you mind telling me what's
wrong?

Something that's bothering you.

You saw a nice movie. We had a fine
meal.

Is anything wrong?

Yes. I don't know why you take me to see
such films when you know damn well I

don't find them in the least erotic.

Well, they do reflect our time, darling.

You mean everybody is a voyeur?

Intimacy is all but dead. We enjoy
looking and being seen. It doubles the

pleasure.

What about cheating on your wife?

What's that?

Doubles the pleasure, too, I'd say.

Wasn't that inferred?

Would you say the same thing goes for a
woman?

You know, I'm crazy about you. Just
crazy.

And especially so after one of those
films.

I have got to admit it. A good erotic
film does things to me.

And you?

Not a thing.

I'd say it leaves me completely cold.

I love you. That means a lot to me.

Then why are you fooling around?

I want to tell you the truth.

I don't know.

I'm sure you can do better than that.

It could be because I'm going on 35, and
because girls are easy, and I have an

urge to possess as many as possible.

Why won't you share my taste for
pleasure?

And maybe you'd like me to wear garters
like some of your girls. Might be an

idea. Well, I wouldn't count on it if I
were you.

Looks like you like wearing garters.

It may be old -fashioned, but charming,
and a great deal more poetic than my

wife imagines.

I beg your pardon.

Oh, it didn't bother me in the least.

I like wearing them. They make me feel
more feminine.

I do all the time. They have a pretty
good feeling to it.

I never thought about it in those terms,
to tell you the truth. But I must say,

it looks pretty good on you.

Utterly charming.

What's your name?

Marianne. Well, Marianne, won't you come
have a drink with us?

Sure, why not?

Roland, why don't we go home for a
drink?

Ah, well, certainly it would be more
comfortable.

More comfortable to talk, of course.

A

humble

abode, but it's as cozy as a little
nest.

It's got good vibes and it's pretty.

If you don't mind, I'll put on something
more comfortable.

Why should I mind? Come along so we can
get to know each other.

Meanwhile, Roland, how about some
champagne?

I love champagne.

As you can see, this is the bedroom. I
like it. It's real nice.

And it sure looks comfortable.

It is. It's the room I like best.

Yes, I know. I'm not feminine enough.

At least not enough for my husband.

I work in advertising.

I never get home very early, and when I
do, all I feel like is taking a bath.

And tonight, Roland picked me up at the
office and took me to see a movie.

Why don't you go and take a bath if you
feel like it? Me, I live in a pretty

small room.

All I've got is a shower.

I miss not taking a bath.

Do you want to take a bath with me?

Of course, that's if you wouldn't mind.

No, that'd be nice. Thanks.

In that case, get undressed. I'm going
to run us a bath.

I can't wait till I jump in.

I guess I understand my husband.

Must be exciting taking off such pretty
underwear.

You want to try it? All right. I'll give
you a hand.

There.

You only brought one glass.

Well, you know the saying, who drinks
out of the same glass knows the other's

thoughts.

Hey, hey, hey, leave some for us.

You know?

Sorry.

Yeah, you do it, baby, you do it.

Run gently, gently.

That's right.

That's right.

You know exactly how to suck that off,
don't you, baby? Come on, that's it.

on, you're doing it fine.

Come on, baby.

Come on, don't suck me too. That's a
good man, keep it up.

Me too.

Thank you.

What's wrong?

I can't say I have the slightest regret
about last night. I admit I got a lot of

pleasure out of it.

But I'll never do it again.

Now you got me beat.

You just said you enjoyed it.

Having pleasure and being happy is not
at all the same.

There's a big difference, you know.

Oh, yeah? What's the difference?

The fact of the matter is that I love
you, and I don't want to share you with

anybody. Oh, now, stop sounding like
some kind of square.

Me, I don't want to miss out on any of
life's pleasures.

I want to live everything that comes my
way.

Then live it without me.

But I wouldn't mind if you slept with
other men, but it wouldn't enter your

mind, huh? Well, you happen to be wrong.
I'm not happy because I love you, and

I'm tired of your sleeping around.

Where you're wrong is that I could do
the same thing. Oh, come on. Go right

ahead.

Find yourself a stud and do it. You'll
tell me all about it. No, I won't.

And if that's the way you feel about it,
I'm going to accept his invitation to

spend a week on an Italian lake. All
right. Right ahead.

I'm sure you're going to have yourself
one hell of a ball.

I'm staying right here.

The town is jam -packed with foreign
tourists.

I can tell you're tourists. My name is
Roland.

What's yours?

My name is Barney, and this is my friend
Muriel.

Glad to know you, Barney. You're getting
off at Zurich?

Yes, we are. Would you like me to show
you two around?

We've got a map. We'll find our way.

But the address where we're supposed to
sleep doesn't exist.

You mean you don't have a place to
sleep? That is right.

We don't have much money, either.

Why don't you come and sleep at my
place?

I've got a pretty big house, and we'll
rustle up a meal.

I'm alone tonight, but we'll manage to
whip something up together. You're so

sweet. But we're taking you up on it.

You're such a nice man.

But you don't know me.

I'll be glad to get to know you better,
Roland. I mean it, don't we?

Oh, come on, Muriel.

All right, let's go.

Those are our baths.

Come on.

So, which cities have you seen so far?

Let's... see. Oh, well, we started with
Geneva. We really liked Lake Le Mans,

didn't we, Muriel?

From there, we went to Lausanne, and the
lake there's beautiful, too, isn't it?

Looks like it's her first meal in a
month.

She likes to eat. She's always been that
way.

I really wonder where she puts it all.

Don't worry. She works it off.

I'm sleepy.

Are you?

Your room is ready.

Such a nice meal. Let me give you a
kiss.

And you're really a sweetheart.

But I'm tired too, darling, so make up
your mind.

Wait a minute.

Like about what?

Like about who you want to spend this
night with.

But didn't you just say that you were
both tired?

That's why we shouldn't waste any more
time, darling.

Well, I suppose we better go, huh?

Come on.

What? You mean to say you're still
hungry?

No, I'm not... But maybe later.

Oof.

um um

Oh, God.

Thank you.

Good morning.

Isn't that something? Breakfast in bed.
She brought it. I'll serve it.

Did you sleep well?

Sure. I slept like a baby.

Here.

Watch it. That's a bit hot. I like it
hot. Some do.

You deserve a kiss.

You want a control or a muffin or a
toasted bread?

I want a... I want to be breastfed. Put
some jam around it.

That's the best

way

I know of starting off the day.

Come on, baby. Come on. Lend her a hand.

Yeah, there's room for two down there.

Come on, let me suck on it.

That's it.

That's great.

Come on, Chloe. Get in there, Maria.

That's more like it.

Make out, darling.

Maybe I don't want some, too.

Oh, no.

Oh, God.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Aww.

Why do you keep on looking at your
watch?

I'm expecting a friend.

Marco, he should have been here by now.
Who's Marco?

Marco's a friend of mine.

You're expecting a friend?

Yes, he'll be spending the weekend with
us.

Does it bother you? Well, I don't know.
It does bother me. Well, a bit.

You'd be bored alone with me? What do
you say that for?

What the hell are we going to do with
him? Nothing.

He's coming with Laura.

Laura? Laura's his fiancée. They're
getting married.

Oh, that's good.

Hi, man.

I'd like you to meet Doris. How are you?

I'm very pleased to know you. I'm glad
to know you, too. She's just great.

So where's Laura?

Uh, what?

Wasn't Laura supposed to come with you?
You said you were coming with Laura,

didn't you? I mean, she couldn't come,
huh?

Don't tell me the poor girl is sick and
that she couldn't make it.

She must have insisted that you come out
just the same.

That's exactly right.

You must be so sad, aren't you?

Ah, you're so marvelous.

Didier told me you were great.

I'm glad to see he's absolutely right.

You mean he told you about me? When was
that?

Last time I had him on the phone. What's
wrong? Don't you worry.

Doris has got a big heart. She'll take
good care of you.

Like a sister.

Well, I've never had anything against
incest.

Did I say anything wrong? I don't get
it. She's a bit uptight, but I know just

what to do. You join us at 3 a .m.
She'll be ripe for the taking.

As usual.

We are the heart of the city.

Oh, it's beautiful.

Yes, so it is.

Well, if you want to do some shopping,
you better try the Bahnhofstrasse.

Okay. What are you looking for? That
is... Shut up.

Depends on you. How much will you give
me?

Oh, I understand.

Well, let's see.

Whatever you say.

Thanks.

Come on, Muriel.

Hey, don't buy out the store. Don't you
worry.

Lander at those ducks.

They got swans, too.

It's a swanny river.

Let's take a look.

Nothing but junk. Let's go.

So now what are you up to? I'm going to
go jump in the lake.

And me? You can come along if you want
to.

I might as well.

Hiya, Marco.

Hiya, Dorothy.

Where's Didier? We went for a swim in
the lake, but the water was too cold for

him. I don't know where he went, but
maybe he's gone back to the house by

Well, then, can I keep you company? Of
course you can, Marco.

Would you like me to get you a cocktail?

Sure, why not?

Would you hand me two cocktails?

Yes, sir.

Thanks. What's in it? I don't know,
Doris, but it's a real knockout.

There you are.

Thanks.

It feels like a bomb, but it's great.

Now down the hatch.

You're strong. What did I tell you?

It's one bitch of a brew. I like it.
It's a bitch of a brew.

Eat it.

You said that before. You did.

No.

Lunch, Paul.

Now you're talking.

Are you going to have lunch? No, I'm not
hungry.

Let's stay right here, then.

We're going to have the pool all to
ourselves.

Thank you.

And one, and two,

and three.

Put on some music.

I thought you were a bit cool with Marco
throughout supper, wouldn't you say?

And I thought he was a little bit too
hot on me.

I don't think he misses Laura very much.

He's like any other man.

Well, aren't you jealous?

No.

He's an old friend.

And we've shared a lot of things
together.

You've got a very strange conception of
friendship.

Exactly what sort of things do you
share?

Go ahead.

Oh, come on now.

I was only kidding.

You may not believe it, but Marco is a
little shy with you.

He's impressed and doesn't know how to
behave.

He knows exactly how to behave.

No, I know my Marco.

I've never seen him this way.

If you ask me, I think it's a case of
love at first sight.

And that's why he's having second
thoughts about Laura.

Wouldn't it be funny if we fell in love
with the same girl?

That's his problem. What can I do about
it?

I wonder.

You're so seductive.

And so instinctive.

Hi there.

It's me, Uriel.

I didn't recognize you.

Well, where's your friend?

I mean, Barney is a little late, but
she'll get here.

So tell me, where's Barney?

That is a good question.

We were out shopping, and we met this
very nice young fellow from Minx.

Kurt is his name, and they went for a
drink.

Me, I was too tired, so I came to see
you.

Well, that's very nice of you. Have some
more champagne. It'll perk you up.

Here. Give me your glass.

Thanks.

Cheers.

Well, how about some music?

Why, sure.

Now, Beethoven, tonight, something
should we say more intimate.

I might even go as far as to put on
something romantic.

Mwah.

the looks of it, you share everything,
even the hard knocks.

Do you mind telling me what you're doing
down there?

Will you answer that?

Oh, come up here and tell me what got
into your stupid little heads.

I was feeling lonely and I thought I'd
come

and talk with Didier.

He must have had the same idea. Isn't
that sweet of him? We bumped into each

other in the dark. Okay, my poor little
sweethearts. Oh, you're marvelous.

Yes. I'm a very understanding person.

I'm cold.

You're the nicest thing to come along in
a long time.

Don't you ever have enough?

You're right, I don't.

Give me some more.

Don't get drunk.

Why not?

You behave now.

Thanks. What?

Oh, goody.

No, that's my layout.

Man, was I thirsty.

Hey, get a load of that.

Fresh pussy.

Hey, party.

Catch you later.

Hey, what do you say?

and this ain't no Carnegie Hall, so why
don't you put on some real party music?

I've got nothing but classics.

Fuck it.

Well, what about putting on some
Beethoven?

Yeah, some San Francisco Beethoven.

Rings a bell.

Zing -a -ling -a -ling.

Hey,

Kurt, keep stoking the furnace.

That's right, baby.

You're the boat, I'm the skipper.

It's fucking hot in here.

That's the idea, baby.

Take it off, baby.

It's that good.

Why, sure.

Suck it, baby.

Yeah, I like that.

You like party?

That's really gone.

Sit on it.

Hmm.

Thank you.

Oh.

Champagne!

You want something to drink?

Champagne! Oh, no, you've had enough to
drink. Oh, shut up!

Barney! Barney! What the hell do you
think you're doing? Fuck off!

Roland, are you going to let him get
away with it? Well, let's not get

Shit head.

You're nothing but a shit head and I'm
going to show you how a real man lives.

To begin with, I'll show you how to set
a table.

My flowers.

Flowers. Flowers.

Baby Beethoven.

Nice records you got.

Yeah.

he's something. A real asshole, but so
strong.

A real bull.

But it's my china shop.

Oh, Roland, we're sorry.

We'll never do it again.

It's a promise.

Huh, Barney?

I swear we'll both be very careful about
whom we bring home to your house.

Well, now, my darlings, I'm not throwing
you out. You know, it's really been a

ball.

But there are so many lonely men in this
town.

It would be awfully selfish to want to
keep you for me all alone, huh?

And so why don't you go get dressed?

I'm not sure I know exactly what you
mean.

Out. Out.

Fuck off. Do you know what get the hell
out means?

All right.

Let's go, Mule.

Just you and me.

And he gets his pal in on it. God damn
it.

Men are all the same.

Same kind of fantasies.

And to think that's what I left Roland
for.

What did I expect?

Come on,

Muriel.

I'm coming. Well, it was nice while it
lasted. Yes.

Well... Oh, yes.

Two.

I wanted two of them. How stupid can a
man get?

No, I'm off of them for good never again

Never

again

Who's

that oh It's you you're expecting
someone

Of course not, darling.

Did you have a nice weekend?

Marvelous, my love.

And what about you? Did you go out?

Well, you know how it is.

You plan to do it again?

Never again, my sweetheart.

And you?

You want to do it again?

Never again, my love.

Oh, no.

Oh,

no.

Thank you.

Would you like me to tell you about the
history of Zurich? Thank you. I don't

know Zurich at all. I arrived last
night. Really?

Yes. It's a nice city, little I saw. So
it is.

Well, the history of Zurich ties in with
the history of Protestant Reformation.

Ah, is that so?

Yes. And as a born and bred Zuricher, I
could tell you things you'd never learn

on your own.

Why not?