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My Dear Tsukumogami

My name is Kagami Kazuya, and I live with a particular girl.

Kiriha-san, it's morning.

Her name is Kiriha-san, and she's an obi sash tsukumogami.

Wake up, Kiriha-san.

Come on!

You're naked again?!

Two out of three times, Kiriha-san will be naked in the morning.

Get dressed already!

Kazuya...

Put my underwear on me!

Again?!

Come on, raise your hips.

Okay, sit up.

Good grief...

Hey, Kiriha-san! Wake up already!

And you buttoned your shirt wrong again!

Fix it for me.

You need to get your act together.

It takes a lot of effort

to combat my baser instincts while getting her dressed every morning.

That is quite the view...

No, no, I can't!

Huh? Is she a transfer student?

At school, she does manage to look pretty sharp.

Therefore,

the area of this parallelogram

would be two times that of this triangle,

and by multiplying base by height...

And based on that,

we refer to the intersection of these two lines on the graph as "a."

Kazuya! You're not eating?

Give me yours, then!

Honestly...

The rolled omelet, too!

Really? You're not shy, are you?

Quickly, now!

Avoiding attention is... difficult.

Then there won't be any for me.

After School

Sugary, sugary! Oh, how sweet it is!

I can't lower my guard on the way back from school, either.

Sweets Shop\h\h\h\h\h\h\hKanmi\h\h\h\h\h

Today's special: pudding!

Pudding!

I'm managing our allowances, and...

Come on, Kazuya! It's apparently Pudding Day!

It's the perfect occasion to indulge, isn't it?

It isn't at all! You've already spent too much this month.

I need to act like a proper tsukumogami master sometimes and be firm!

Okay, okay, fine!

What's up with that?

Good question.

Or at least... I try to.

In the end, I usually end up paying anyway.

This means I have to refrain from buying the things I want instead.

Kazuya!

But...

Go on! It's good.

Well?

Yeah, it really is good.

As I said!

I do like seeing Kiriha-san in a good mood, though.

Once I'm back in my room, I can finally relax. Or so I think...

Kiriha-san's casual wear is... very casual.

You might say it's better than her being nude, but I'm not so sure...

given the way it casually rouses my inner beast.

And then...

Once a day, my greatest trial awaits.

Bath time...

When Kiriha-san takes her bath, she always drags me along with her.

Why start with the bottom?!

So good!

You're leaving them on the floor again?

There's something visceral about the lingering body heat...

What's keeping you?

Get in here already.

And she never even tries to cover up!

What's that?

Already standing at attention?

S-Stop it!

There, there, there, there!

That was no small amount.

Lately, I feel like I'm not lasting as long as I used to....

Huh?

What is it?

I just realized the sponge isn't there...

I'll go grab a towel.

Why not just use your hands?

My bare hands?!

O-Okay... here I come.

Rubbing her body like this

makes me all the more conscious of Kiriha-san's petite, supple body,

whether I want to be or not.

I-I don't know if I should...

What's the issue? Get a move on.

O-Okay!

S-So soft!

They're not massive, but they're so squishy...

Like marshmallows!

That's enough with the chest.

Sorry! I spaced out.

I'll rinse you off now.

Why? You're not finished yet.

There, too?!

Here I go...

Did she just—

For the first time, I feel like I've gotten some retaliation.

Don't get full of yourself.

Whatever do you mean?

This is my second defeat in the course of five minutes...

Kazuya!

Let's get to sleep.

Right...

I managed to make it through another day, somehow.

Totally audacious, without a shred of shame...

Completely free-spirited, and one of a kind.

Every day with Kiriha-san is full of trouble.

It's hard to restrain myself, but still...

I don't want to ruin the way our relationship is now.

I hope things stay this way forever.

Stop that, Kazuya...

That's not going to fit in there.

What're you dreaming about?!

I honestly wish these days would never end.

Tsugumomo

Tsugumomo!

Through a series of events,

the Kagami household is now hosting our local goddess and her priestess.

Ow, hot!

Hey, Kazuya!

Kiriha, who has shrunk\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h \h\h\h\h\h\h\hafter said series of events\h\h\h\h\h\h

Kiriha, who has shrunk \h\h\h\h\h\h\hafter said series of events

Let's go to the bathhouse.

Huh? Uh, okay.

At the Bathhouse

Capybara Bathhouse

Nyah! No underpants for you!

Cut that out, Kiriha!

Hey! You could hurt yourself running around.

Oh, Chisato! You're here, too?

Kiriha-san? What a coincidence.

Hey, if it ain't Chisato!

What's wrong?

Uh, nothing...

Last one in's a rotten egg!

See? I tried to warn you.

Damn you!

What was that for?!

Cut it out!

Honestly...

If Kiriha-san and the others are here...

Is Kazuya-kun with them?

Yeah! I'm first in!

I have you now!

One Thousand Years of Death

One Thousand Years of Death!

What happened?!

Oh, nothing! She just took a bit of a spill.

Chew on that!

Fist of the Water God Secret Technique: Watery Grave

What was that for, you poverty goddess?!

Shut yer yap, you rag youkai!

Will you two start behaving now?

Put some clothes on!

Porakitan Hemorrhoid Cream

Damn you, Kukuri! This calls for four-fingered impalement next time!

Tsugumomo

Tsugumomo!

My Dear Master

Hey! What are you standing around for?

You're my property, aren't you?

So you should wash my back!

B-But...

But what?

Tsukumogami or not, I am a boy...

And... bathing with a girl seems like...

Would you quit yapping?

Act like a man!

Pathetic. You need to get your act together, like my brother.

Hey...

Yours seems kind of weird.

If I remember right, my brother's was more...

Wait—

Like this!

And Sunao-sama didn't stop there...

Kotetsu, do my homework.

She never stops issuing crazy demands...

Kotetsu, give me your dorayaki.

Kotetsu, you're the one who broke that vase.

I surrender!

Kotetsu, you are such a wimp.

Sunao-sama?

Sunao-sama...

Your uniform is going to get all wrinkled if you sleep like that.

Shut up.

Take it off of me, then.

But...

I'm tired, okay? Hurry up.

O-Okay. Then...

Um, what should I do next?

It's tight.

Around my chest.

Oh, right.

Um...

P-Pardon me.

Um, Sunao-sama, you'll have to raise your rear end...

Sunao-sama!

Brother...

Sleep well.

Tsugumomo

Tsugumomo.

Kokuyou's Gratitude

I don't often find myself alone with Kokuyou-san.

I wonder if I should say something...

But what should we talk about?

Kazuya.

Shall I give you a "boob job"?

A wh-wh-wh-what?!

Boob Job

Boob job.

I am grateful to you. You've been quite kind to Kukuri-sama.

I've been thinking of a way to show you my gratitude...

However, I'm a crow that has transformed, so I have no idea what you might like.

If I were as adorable as Kukuri-sama,

I'm sure you would enjoy my company more...

But all I have to offer are these slovenly breasts.

That's not true!

You're pretty, with statuesque features,

and you're tall, like a model!

And having big boobs is a very good thing!

You're a very attractive lady, Kokuyou-san!

Although, it's kind of embarrassing to say all that to your face...

I've never really been concerned about my appearance...

But being praised for it isn't a bad feeling.

Thank you.

It's no big deal...

Now, then,

since you find my appearance suitable...

Let us begin.

Hey! We're back.

We're ho—

Boob Job

B-B-B-Boob job?!

No! Not yet!

Would you care to join us, Kukuri-sama?

You know dang well that I can't!

My apologies, then.

Quit laughing!

Tsugumomo

Tsugumomo.

The Last Stand

All right, out with it, Kazuya.

Yeah, Kazuyan. Let's empty that tank.

You need a better grip, or he'll miss his mark.

It's all squishy...

Come, now! Try a bit harder.

Ya gotta have a delicate touch, though.

Why is this happening to me?

After the Battle Against Sunao

A side effect of Divine Possession...

I didn't think he'd be this exhausted for so long.

You okay, Kazuyan? Does it hurt anywhere?

No, I'm okay. But...

What is it?

What's up? You can tell us anything!

I kinda... need to use the bathroom.

Come on, let's get that outta there.

This really isn't what I was asking for!

It doesn't usually take so long.

This is getting tiresome. I'll just wring it out of him.

Wait—

Hang on!

Battle mode!

No! That's not what I was trying to—

It almost got in my eyes!

We're out of options.

This calls for the last resort.

No! Anything but that!

Give it up, Kazuyan!

We ain't got any other choice!

That oughta do!

It suits you, Kazuya.

And so, yet again, I lost something that can never be recovered.

Tsugumomo

Tsugumomo...

"Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou naked? Please put on some clothes."

Kiriha-san likes to read with me.

This one's next!

Yeah, okay.

"You're quite the little masochist."

"You'll make a delicious meal for us."

"No, don't say that!"

Where'd you get this?

Succubus Spa

That's one less hiding spot for me, I guess!

Special Edition Carnivorous Busty Beauties!

Come on, Kazuya, it's nothing to be embarrassed about.

These Titties Pack a Punch!

Now, tell me, which is your favorite?

I can't tell you that!

Then let's run a few trials.

But why?

And why is the whole gang here?

All right, then...

Let's start with this.

\h\h\h\h\h\hCastle Amasogian\h\h\h\h\h\h

And now you are my servant for eternity.

Wh-What's this? I'm impressed you have the guts to try and pin me down.

Well, now! I didn't know you were into that kind of thing.

This is so cruel...

Somewhere in Amasogian Apartment Complex

Please, don't...

My husband... My children...

\h\h\hAmasogian Forest\h\h\h

I won't suffer this kind of humiliation!

Just kill me!

That Perfume Returns

It seems these are some rather unrealistic fantasies

intended to provide a degree of self-comfort.

Disgusting.

Don't! Don't analyze them!

The Return

Let's see, next is...

That's right, Mommy's right here!

Goo-goo, ga-ga...

Well, this is a bit revolting.

You want someone to do this for you?

I asked you to stop!

If this will help you, Kazuya-kun...

Please make it stop!

He's actually crying!

No cuckold material, though.

Why would you do this?

Pure curiosity.

Now, then, for the last book...

That's the one that was hidden in the toilet tank.

Does that mean it's the most special selection?

Are you sure? I'm a boy, you know.

Tsukimono! Our Summer of Passion

You swing that way, too, Kazuya?

Uh, that one isn't mine...

Then whose is it?