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You seriously thought I was never going to find out?

No.

How stupid do you think I am?

Babe, I don't think you're stupid. You lied to me. All those nights you said

were working late and you're out fucking another girl.

Sometimes I have to stay late because of work and stuff. I saw the text

messages. There's no Steve.

You changed the name of your phone so I wouldn't find out.

Babe, look, I'm sorry. I fucked up. Like, what can I do to fix this? You're

one. You're the one, babe. I'm the one? Yes.

I can't believe all your lies anymore.

Seriously.

What the hell is he doing here?

Now?

No, no, no, no, no, no. What the fuck are you doing here, bro?

Bro, chill.

No, what are you doing?

I just came to say what's up, see how you're doing.

Nah, man, I can't have you here right now. You need to go. You need to go.

Go? Yeah. I've been stuck in traffic for like an hour.

Bro, I know how you are.

My girlfriend's inside.

And I can't have what you do always in the past happen again.

How I am? Yes, you know how you are.

Okay. This is my fault. Yeah, this is all your fault, bro. Every single time

with Jessica, Ashley, man.

I don't want the list to keep getting bigger, okay?

Bro, then stop cheating on these girls. Bro, that doesn't matter. It doesn't

matter? Yeah, because you fucked them all. Like, she's the one. I don't want

to fuck her, okay? Bro, listen. I want to be the only one. Wouldn't you rather

be me than anybody else? I mean, come on, bro. Then it's some random person.

least with me, you can hate them for a reason. No, I don't want anybody else.

Just me, okay?

That's it.

Yeah, man.

She's the one?

Yeah, she's the one. I want to put a ring on her. I don't want you to have

with her. So if you could just be a bro.

She's the one. Okay, she's the one this week, this month.

Come on, bro. You can't even keep your dick in your bed.

Look, bro.

It's fine, okay? I get it. All right?

I'll get out of here, and you can have your fun, and whatever, and be in love,

and all that good stuff. Whatever. Okay? I'm gonna go.

Thank you.

Who's this guy?

Uh, babe, no one. He's just, uh, here to pick up the bed.

Yeah, hi. I'm, uh... Really?

Yeah. I'm Ricky.

Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. We'll just get this over with. Come on.

Alright. Jesus, man.

Shut the fuck up, bro.

Yeah, so here's the bed. Check it out.

Hi.

So, what's your name?

Angela. Angela, that's a beautiful name.

Thank you.

You're too rough like an angel.

So, yeah, man. I mean, if you want to check it out, it's still good. I mean,

yeah. Have at it.

Yeah.

So, are you two together?

No.

No, I broke up. with him because he decided to quit his job and join his

band, and he can't keep his dick in his pants.

Well, uh, kind of... Wow, man, you really messed up.

Yeah, so, um, did you want to take it, or what's up?

Both your place, right?

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Hmm.

You know, I just really think that it'd probably be an easier transaction if...

Angela here showed me around too, you know, I just want to make sure that you

know, everything's fair considering your current situation Yeah,

you're right I should be involved So

do

you want to check out the bed

Yeah, it's nice and soft.

Oh, yeah, it's soft and firm.

It is nice and firm, just right.

You know what's even better about it? What? That you're sitting on it.

Oh, yeah.

It even kind of has, like, a nice bounce to it, too. Yeah, like, how bouncy is

it? It's really bouncy.

Yeah, like, it's good.

I don't know. You can get really comfy on it, too. I know. You can lay. Oh,

a good side sleeper. Yeah, a nice side sleeper. What would it look like on her

back?

Wow.

It's like laying on a cloud. Here, you should pick a pillow.

Yeah. It's a little comfortable.

Ooh. You know what I'm saying?

You could do that.

Ooh, I like this.

Me, too.

Yeah, it's a nice one.

What about if you get kind of, you know, on your stomach?

Oh, like? Like, you know.

Like this?

Yeah.

But, like, also on your knees a little bit, like while you're on your stomach.

Yeah, like this?

Yeah, just like that. That's good.

You know there's going to be a lot of women in this bed, right? Oh, I bet.

All right, are you going to buy the fucking bed or what?

Wait, hold on, man. Why are you being so hostile about this?

Listen, I'm coming in here trying to, you know, buy something that obviously

important for you to sell.

And you're over here with such anger. I don't know how I'm going to handle that.

You know what? I think the only way this transaction could work is if he

gets out of here.

I think you're right.

Come on. I think that you should just leave right now.

This is bullshit.

I'm excited.

Yes. Oh, my God.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

yeah, that feels so fucking good.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Oh, yes

That was good.

Bro, what the fuck?

What, man? Again?

Bro, I did you a favor, man. Man, I told you, she was the one. How could you do

this again?

She's not the one, man.

I mean, look, you might have really had feelings for this girl, but... Yeah. You

cheated on her, and on top of it, like, she was willing to do this. So there's

no way that she would do it. I did you a favor. Fuck. Yeah?

You did me a favor? I did.

Oh, my God. I can't fucking believe it.

Why didn't you tell me that you had such a wonderful and talented cousin?

Well... But you know what? It's a good thing that he has a van.

Because he can help you move all your shit out. I'm keeping the bed and the

apartment.

Damn.

What the fuck?

I gotta go.

Love you, cut. You'll figure it out.

What the fuck? Hold on, bro. Come back here.

No, no, no. You got me into this bullshit. You're gonna have to help me

right now. Come back.