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Naughty America.

Nobody. Nobody.

Nobody. Does it better.

I

just

don't know what I'm going to do about him.

I mean, we were together so long and I really thought we were going to get

married.

You guys were together for like six months.

I know, an entire eternity, right?

Like, that creep took so much of my youth away.

Oh, Jules, you are still young and beautiful and have so much to offer to

world. I mean, I know this is hard to believe, but one day, you're not even

going to remember Dan.

Never. I don't think I'm ever going to get over him.

Girl, we live in Los Angeles. There are plenty of fish in the sea.

I mean, just look around.

There's no guy here. What are you talking about?

Okay, so you're right. It may be later than I thought, and people may have gone

home.

Hey, ladies, can I get you to pay your tab? I have a close -up shot right now.

Yeah, of course.

Thanks so much.

You know, this bar isn't completely devoid of men.

You mean the bartender?

I mean, come on, think about it.

We used to do it all the time. It was so much fun.

Remember before Dan, when we used to take guys home from the bar?

Yeah, I guess you're right.

He is kind of cute.

He's cute. The bar is almost closed.

I really don't think we even have to take him anywhere.

Here you go, ladies.

And thank you for coming to stay out with me. Hey,

don't go yet.

We didn't even catch your name.

Oh, I'm Nathan.

Nathan.

That's such a sexy name.

Thank you.

I know you're used to cash tips, but I was wondering if we could pay for that

some other way.

What do you mean?

We're just two broke college students, but...

We're rich in special talents.

Oh, really?

Oh, yes.

And my friend Jewel Tears had a really, really rough day.

Maybe you could be the gentleman that would make her feel better.

Anything for a free lady?

I mean, lady?

Thank you.

Mmm. Mmm.

Oh, damn.

um um

Oh my

God.

um um

Oh, yes.

Just right there, right there.

Oh, yes.

I don't know who's signing.

Fuck yes.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah.

Right.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh my god.

I'm gonna be fucking a bartender.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. Kill me, fucking pussy.

I think

it's

your turn.

Yeah, I think so.

Keep them nice and warmed up for you.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my God, it was amazing.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

you're supposed to be so wet

Yes. Bye.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my

God.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh my god, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh my god, yes, yes, yes.

Oh my god, yes, this is so fucking good.

Oh my god.

How are you?

Yes, yes.

Oh my God.

Can you give me a hug?

Can you give me a

hug?

That was like cocktails.

Just right there.

That's fucking good.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my goodness.

Thank you.

Keep touching the balls, baby.

Keep touching.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God. Right there.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, shit.

Come, please.

Fuck. Fuck.

Well,

I hope that closed out our tab.

Yeah, I think I'll just be fine.

Naughty America.

Nobody. Nobody.

Nobody. Does it better.