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Hi, honey.

You feeling better?

No, not really.

Are you coming home soon?

Um, yeah. Well, do you remember that girl, Angie, from Accounts Receivable?

Oh, yeah. The cute intern?

The girl with the red lipstick, right?

Yeah, well, she's not so cute right now. She had a bit too much to drink, so I

volunteered to take her home.

Not so sweet of you.

All right, well, you rest up. I'll be home soon.

Okay. I love you.

Where are your keys?

In your butt.

That's not very helpful.

Do you have, like, a roommate or something who can... who can let you in?

Anyone who can... I don't know who that is.

Probably not home.

Alright, um, let's try to call you there.

I like your shirt.

What is this color?

All granite?

Your shoes look big.

I went straight to voicemail.

Now you sleep.

Is there any other way we can get you in here?

You need to rest.

Let's go back in the car.

I'll take you to my place. You can sleep there, okay?

I'm tired of standing.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Come on. Up you get. Up you get.

No, you don't. You need to rest.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Okay. You definitely need some sleep, okay?

Hang on.

Back to the car.

We'll get you to one place. You can sleep when it gets down.

All right.

Come here, come here.

You brought her here?

I'm sorry, honey.

What the hell?

Can you put her up in the guest house?

Maybe clean her up a bit?

Absolutely not. She's got to have a friend she can go to, right?

Angie, sweetie, do you have a friend that someone can take you over to,

Stop it. Look, this is the right thing to do, okay?

Are you... Seriously bringing home a stinky, wasted girl to your sick wife?

Look, she's not just any stinky, wasted girl, okay? She's my boss's daughter.

Alright, well, I'm not helping out with that. I can barely help myself tonight,

so you take care of that. Okay, fine, fine.

I'll put her in the guest room.

Hurry up, it's getting late. Come to bed soon.

Oh, God.

I can smell the booze on her from here.

Here, put these on.

Thanks.

You're a good man, Edward.

I'm taking my shoes off.

Are you gonna wear them or something?

Whoa.

Thank you.

got your attention

I'm in love with you, Edward.

Get some rest.

Yay!

How are you feeling this morning?

I feel like I got hit by a Mack truck.

Yes, you were quite the life of the party last night.

Really?

Your father was very disappointed.

He asked me to give you a lift home.

Shit.

Did we?

Oh, no, I didn't.

My wife, she changed. You had some vomit on your dress.

Strange, because I remember you changing me.

Um, maybe. It was a little late. I can't really remember.

I didn't see anything, though.

Are you sure?

Because I never wear panties.

Toast? Did your

wife go to the party?

No, she's asleep in bed. She's sick.

Funny, I never see you with her.

It's almost as if you're single.

No.

Very much married.

Been going 12 years strong.

Is this the year of Lucky 13?

I think I remember someone kissing me last night.

Oh, good morning.

How you doing, honey?

I feel a little better.

I actually took a double dose of that sinus medicine.

And I'm enjoying the buzz a little bit right now.

Well, you're not the only one who feels a little buzz.

You got that in common with Angie?

Not at all.

Aww, I think that pretty little thing likes to enjoy your butt from time to

time, actually.

Oh God, I don't want to get you sick.

I'm going to get out of here.

Honey,

would you drop her off? Can you stop by the pharmacy and get some cherry cough

drops for me?

Yeah, sure.

Love you.

I think we should fuck with her in the next room.

Is this a joke?

I want you.

You want me.

Playing coy isn't productive to our goal.

Our goal?

Seems odd that you bring me to your house, undress me, and you have no

motive.

I want you.

Your heart belongs to her.

But your body belongs to me.

What are you doing?

Everything I want.

Everything you want.

I want you to fuck me deep, slow, with your hand over my mouth so she can't

my ecstasy.

Look, I made a mistake, okay?

Like, I was flirting with you, yes, I admit it. And you're a beautiful girl,

Angie, but you're gonna find someone special for you, okay?

Someone that's your own age.

You're the perfect age.

The perfect face.

Perfect body.

I remember the day Daddy brought you to the office and I asked for the cubicle

next to yours.

I've seen the way you look at me.

It's obvious that you're into me when you rest your knee against mine in the

boardroom.

Angie, you're beautiful, but... I want you.

I want to feel your body against mine.

No.

Say yes.

You'll hate me if I say yes.

You'll hate yourself if you don't.

Your wife is in the next room and you don't even care if she catches us.

I've wanted

to do this ever since daddy hired you.

You want to do all the things she doesn't let you do.

Bye.

Very awesome.

Does your wife suck on your balls?

I still love your wife's pajamas.

Sweet young girl.

Ugh.

Oh.

Looking for you.

Just worried about you.

Edward was just about to take me home.

Oh, good.

Well, maybe you can put in a good word with your father about Edward.

I heard Bill from AR is retired and my Edward here is due for

a promotion, I think.

Maybe if he works hard enough.

Yeah.

Love you, baby.

Where are your keys?

In your butt.

That's not helpful.

Shit, sorry.

Hold on, hold on, hold on. What the hell?

Well, you weren't helping me at all, so I just gave you a wedgie.