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It's as stupid as you say it. So why are you leaving?

I'm not leaving, my dear.

I'm being sent off.

That's what we call progress.

I'd like to ask you for a favor.

No problem.

It's a bit for me, and especially for Jocelyne.

Not on you.

Jocelyne is aware.

That's why we had lunch together, so that you could meet.

I'd like you to take care of her during my absence.

She's a young girl, you'll see.

But her problem is that she doesn't know anyone here.

So without you, she would be lost.

If she needs anything, she calls me.

You don't understand.

I'm asking you to take her home, in pension.

Robert, you want to help her?

But, you know, at home, it's not very big.

But she doesn't have a place.

And the place she has, she has it very, very well.

Isn't that so, my dear?

Her real problem is that she really has to take care of someone to be happy. But

I wouldn't want to...

That Jocelyne and I, during your absence... Why not?

That way you'll discover the very special qualities of our life. Oh,

Come on, Revena.

I'll let you pay.

That's what you want, isn't it?

No, stay. I have a lot of goodbyes.

And don't forget...

Jocelyne, I'll give it to you when I'm gone.

I'm going to get it back, all right?

All right. Ciao.

Look around you, Robert.

And tell me which woman you would like to have at your place tonight.

But you, Jocelyne.

Of course.

But...

You want us to be at your place at what time?

For dinner?

Yes, yes, for dinner.

For dinner, that would be good.

Let's say 8 o 'clock.

I present to you my friend Inge, hostess of the reception. Inge, here is Robert.

Bonsoir.

Bonsoir.

C 'est une chance que vous ayez été libre ce soir.

Ça me semble plus approprié.

Mais l 'un n 'empêche pas l 'autre.

Si nous passions aux choses sérieuses, qu 'en penses -tu, ma chérie?

Mais non, je veux dire si nous passions à table.

La table aussi est une chose sérieuse.

Can we know what you're talking about?

About your happiness.

It's really hard to have dinner under these conditions.

Vous voulez pas savoir ce qu 'elle vient de me dire?

Non, non, dis -moi, ça sera mieux.

Comment trouves -tu?

Mais vous allez me rendre fou toutes les deux.

Je te perds bien.

Thank you.

Bye.

No.

Et tu satisfais? Je devrais l 'être.

Je veux tout faire pour que tu sois heureux.

Commande -moi ce que tu veux.

Eh bien, tu choisis une boutique où tu voudrais que je t 'emmène pour te faire

un cadeau.

Pour quelle raison un cadeau? C 'est vrai, ça? Pour quelle raison?

Je voudrais de jolis deux coups, mais à une seule condition, que tu les

choisisses pour moi.

Faudrait -il encore que je les vois sur toi, pour te dire s 'ils te vont bien?

Mais c 'est normal, monsieur.

Nous avons un petit salon à votre disposition, et madame pourra essayer en

tranquillité. Vous me suivez, s 'il vous plaît?

Mais qui est cette dame?

Une emmerdeuse.

Mais encore?

The Countess of Mormole, who absolutely loves to dress up as a junior.

Oh, it's charming.

It's a new model, madam.

Absolutely charming.

No?

It's the last creation we've just received.

The shape is classic.

The ties are very simple.

And above all, these charming little hearts highlight the breasts.

Vous devriez l 'essayer. Vous verrez comme vous la sentirez douce contre

peau. Une seule recommandation. Il ne faut rien porter avec.

Surtout pas de soutien -gorge. La forme vous en dispense.

What do you think, darling?

What I've always thought.

A woman dressed is a thousand times more desirable.

Would it be too much to ask you if I could see the effect of this combination

you? It's better to judge by looking at the others.

But certainly, madam.

Do you know that you are very pretty?

You are very beautiful.

Maybe, madam, but I prefer that a man tell me.

Did you hear, Robert?

Well, I tell you, mademoiselle, I tell you, you are very beautiful.

They are so small that I wonder if it is worth wearing them.

But it seems that they have a lot of effect and that men appreciate them a

Do you wear them like that?

Oh, no, monsieur, I wear them like that.

Oh, what a horror!

Yes,

it's too much to ask,

but how can you refuse?

Oh, mais vous n 'y pensez pas, madame?

Oh, non, je ne peux pas faire ça.

Mais si, mademoiselle.

Et vous ferez ça pour moi.

Oh, my God.

I don't want to make you sad, but I think this time we sent the plug a

too far.

Oh, not at all, my dear.

You know very well that difficulty always excites me.

And as promised, tonight it will be there.

Entirement nue sous sa robe et prête à combler tes moindres désirs.

Soumise et perverse comme une fille des rues. Enfin, il est permis de rêver.

Mais si c 'est comme tu le dis, alors tout est possible.

Tout est possible.

Tu demandes et je fais.

Comment me trouves -tu?

Très belle.

Très bien.

Nous serons là ce soir à 9 heures précises.

Good evening, Mrs. Countess. Robert, may I call you Géraldine?

Oh, a Kandinsky.

I already feel very good at your place, my dear Robert.

Please come in, Mrs. Countess.

It's charming.

Oh, how wonderful!

It's really charming.

What a wonderful apartment you have, Robert.

Comtesse, voulez -vous un drink?

Très volontiers, ma chère. Un whisky coca, si vous avez.

Mais bien sûr.

Géraldine, everything in its time, I beg you.

Would you like to have dinner now?

My dear Robert, if you'll allow me, I'd rather have dinner later.

As you please.

Have you made a collection?

No, not exactly.

These are birthday gifts, from several birthdays.

What an extra idea! I know what I'll do for the next birthday of this dear

François -Xavier.

It's my husband.

Oh, that one, how funny he is!

Even funnier, Countess, when you have him in your heart.

Ah, ces petites choses sont pour aller où vous dites.

Mon cher Robert, chez vous on ne doit pas s 'ennuyer avec tous ces objets.

Mais Robert se sert d 'autre chose.

Ses accessoires ne sont là que pour la décoration.

Dommage. Si vous y tenez, nous pouvons tous les faire sortir du placard pour

leur faire prendre l 'air.

Ces petites choses y compris.

No, no, Countess. You know that you must not take initiative.

You promised me.

You are here to do everything that my master will ask you to do, and do it

Excuse me, Jocelyne, but I am of a hot temper. Then suck me, Countess.

Very willingly.

Déshabillez -moi, comtesse.

Madame la Comtesse, j 'ai le plaisir de vous annoncer que vous allez en prendre

plein le cul, je vous le promets.

Promettez, promettez, Robert, mais surtout tenez.

Mm -hmm.

Il para que dans le monde, c 'est assez rare.

I just called this dear Countess. She had a hard time explaining her escape.

Especially in the state she was in.

That's her problem.

Was she satisfied, at least?

So satisfied that she wants to see you again. Finally, see us again.

No question.

Once, it's funny, but twice, no.

I'm counting on you.

You know I'm here, too, to avoid getting caught, as you say.

Do you think it's the mother and the daughter?

No. Le seul moyen de le savoir, c 'est de leur demander.

Elles te plaisent, dis -moi.

Elles sont charmantes.

Et tu les voudrais toutes les deux, bien entendu.

Mais si c 'est la mère et la fille, ça me paraît difficile.

Bon, c 'est pas un problème, mon chéri.

Dix ans de peur?

T 'es folle.

Oui, folle de toi.

Yes.

At what time?

Bon, d 'accord, je termine de prendre ma douche et je viens.

Une surprise?

Mais dis -moi ce que c 'est au moins.

Bonsoir, mon chéri.

Tu vas me dire ce qui se passe, non?

Entrez, je te dis tout.

Mais où on est ici?

Un peu de patience, mon chéri.

Je t 'ai dit que c 'était une surprise.

Allez, suis -moi.

C 'est pas vrai.

Mais si.

Je te présente Edith et Émilie, sa fille.

Bonsoir, Robert.

Bienvenue dans notre maison.

Excusez -nous de vous avoir fait venir.

We're fine here.

And it's normal that it's the women who receive.

So, nothing's impossible, my dear.

For your happiness, we're all here.

It's your favorite brand.

Exactly.

You see, thanks to Jocelyne, we know everything about you. And if you're at

home... You ask and we will do what you want.

They know everything about you.

But you too, you must know certain things.

Especially about Emilie.

To your health, Emilie.

Emilie is a virgin.

Finally, almost.

She has never been in love with a man.

And I am happy that it is you, Robert, who took her first.

And what do you think, Emilie?

Since it must happen one day or the other...

J 'aimerais que ce soit avec vous, si toutefois vous le voulez bien.

Emily est jeune.

Mais c 'est déjà une vraie femme.

Regarde.

Et ses jambes.

Elle sait beaucoup de choses.

Et tu peux presque tout lui demander.

À moins que tu préfères qu 'Edith montre l 'exemple.

Je sens que des choses merveilleuses vont se passer ici.

Qu 'en pensez -vous, Edith?

Demandez, Robert, je vous en prie.

Je voudrais que Robert me prenne.

Emily s 'impatiente.

Elle voudrait que tu la prennes.

Nous serions peut -être mieux dans notre chambre.

Oh.

oh oh

Elle me plait beaucoup, cette noire.

Je peux quand même voir le film. La fessée, panacée, merveilleuse, qui

'ennui, l 'usure, et qui rattrape l 'amour.

I am Baron Damary. And you are Robert. And I am Robert.

And she is Jocelyne.

Yes, we know each other.

Oh, you have a nice house.

It's a house like that I would like.

Can I touch it?

Yes, you can touch it.

What do you do in life?

Oh, not much interesting.

Then you do nothing. I am a movie star.

Robert can do a lot of things if you ask him kindly.

I can do whatever you want.

If you can do it.

And if I can't?

Oh, it's no use. I can do everything anyway.

How does this machine work?

Make it work so I can have fun.

You turn off all these evil lights and I dance for you.

Wow.

Thank you.

Hi. Oh.

Je l 'avais nue sous un inter noir.

Avec bas et jartel?

Bas noir et jartel noir.

Alors, à tout à l 'heure à la maison.

Alors, ma toute belle, ça ne marche pas à tous les coups?

Entrez.

Chérie, ça marche toujours, mais il y a un petit problème.

Ah, elle aurait ses règles?

Non, monsieur.

Mais je ne peux pas passer toute la nuit chez vous.

Il faut qu 'elle soit rentrée assez tôt. Le mari est jaloux?

Pas encore.

Non. Eh bien, voilà. Je me marie demain matin à 10 heures.

Une dernière soirée de célibataire, ça se fête.

Nadine, fais -nous confiance.

Jocelyne et moi, nous allons nous surpasser.

Champagne.

Music.

Mais chérie, le champagne est servi.

You don't have to look at that. Go to the living room and wait for us. But

champagne!

You keep it cold.

Come on, please, let us make your happiness.

T

-shirt

or no t -shirt? No, no t -shirt. It's more beautiful for a bride.

Yes, but tomorrow I'll put it on.

Because my Albert wouldn't understand.

For him, a bride should be all in white.

Oh.

Oh.

So hot.

Peut -être une erreur?

Peut -être une égarée? Oui, peut -être.

J 'y vais.

Non, tu restes là et tu t 'occupes de notre mari.

Excusez -moi de vous déranger, monsieur, mais madame la comtesse a vu de la

lumière chez vous et m 'a chargé de vous demander si elle pouvait monter un

instant. Ça lui serait agréable.

Faites la montée, nous serons l 'accueillir.

Je n 'en doute pas. Je vais lui dire tout de suite.

Vous avez déjà sauté, la comtesse? Vous n 'y pensez pas?

Oui ou non?

Hélas, non, monsieur.

Vous savez au moins bien vous tenir.

Presque aussi bien que monsieur.

Alors prenez cette clé et vous ferez une entrée discrète.

Ce sera fait.

Comme vous dites, monsieur.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.