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I wonder how that guy Kalle is feeling today?

Stop it.

Poor guy.

He's like, "My name's Oscar."

You were like: "Kalle, buy me a drink."

What's wrong with me? Why am I so bad with names? It's horrible.

Well, you were totally wasted.

Or it might have been some wicked power move,

that totally worked!

Absolutely not.

It was, you were like a drunken Machiavelli.

Exactly, I was like: "Your name shall be Karl!"

And now it is.

Oh Lord.

Shall we take the rest? It'll be quick.

Wait, you were standing with some guy by the bar?

-Who? -He had a hat.

Oh, yeah, it’s that guy who liked all of the beach pics from this summer.

No, not him!

So, what happened?

He didn’t recognize me.

-What... -He’s in love with BellaBella,

but he doesn’t recognize me in real life.

Wait, are you telling me you're jealous

of your own Instagram?

Maybe.

That’s totally fucked up.

I gag every time I bend over.

I should have taken a payday-loan and booked movers.

You wouldn’t get a payday-loan.

You would be the first person in history to be denied one.

They would go: "Sorry, we didn’t know

we had any restrictions, but your credit is the worst ever."

Yeah, yeah, I know.

You’re my moving company!

Baby, what is all this crap?

Did I help you move your trash?

Dinner is served!

"Make every minute count."

Carpe diem, live in the moment

and la-di-da.

It feels like I’ve wasted years of my life.

Me too, together with you.

Some people waste Champagne, we waste a decade.

-Will you survive? -Yeah.

Who are they?

Who?

I thought you didn't know anyone here?

I don´t.

So, who are those people?

-The ones who are waving. -No idea.

It feels like they are waving at us, right? Am I wrong?

Wait.

Watch this.

Come!

Thanks Grandma!

The cutest stalker in the neighborhood.

God, this is so silly.

-Hello! -Hello to all the hot guys!

What is it?

Stop it, what are you doing?

Weird that you're not the only peeping Tom in the neighborhood.

Are you kidding me? Is this a prank?

I’m too hungover for this, stop it.

You’re mental.

You loony.

It’s like…

Enough now.

What the...

Stop it. I can’t take it.

Why do they look like us?

They’re like…

What do you see?

-They... -What do you see?

They don’t only look like us. That's us!

No, it’s not us, we're standing here.

What do you see?

I don't get it.

This is a prank. It's totally impossible.

She’s even wearing the same hat as me.

Why is she doing that...

It has to be like a mirror or something?

They are identical to us.

That’s us.

I don’t get this. That’s not us, right?

They’re not doing the same thing as we are.

Look, that’s not us!

It’s someone who’s totally deranged.

I don't understand, is it some sort of…

What can you see?

-Is it some sort of… -What?

some sort of time distortion or time lag?

What do you mean, time lag?

Stop it! I can't take this anymore!

I can't breathe.

This isn’t funny!

Shut up, Nike. I have to think!

I can’t take it if you’re tricking me right now.

They aren't mimicking us,

we are mimicking them.

I don’t understand.

-We are the reflection. -That's not possible.

We are the doppelgangers!

I’m no fucking doppelganger.

Get out! There’s a man on the balcony!

Get out! Now!

You need to get out of there!

Nike, listen to me!

Come!

What can you see?

Fuck, where is he?

No. No. Behind you!

Behind you!

Behind you!

Behind you!

No!

No, no, no!

If that actually is us...

"Make every minute count."

Carpe diem. Live in the moment

and la-di-da.

Who are they?

Who?

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