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So if you're going to walk in, lay the chairs flat, put your towels down, and

then get comfortable, and then we'll cut. Okay.

I'm getting your inflection.

Hey, where's the douche?

I don't know.

She was somewhere.

Maybe I don't... Stop,

stop.

Go back one second.

Right there.

Ugly ass yellow mustard shirt, huh?

Knock on the door.

Maybe he's in the pool. I'll go check back there.

Maybe he's in the pool. I'll go check back there.

Go back by 10 feet and then just start walking forward.

Action.

Exactly what you just said.

Why don't you pull your rod out and see if I swallow?

And again, you're like dumbfounded.

Can I put your tackle in my box?

I put my tackle in your box. Can I put my tackle in your box?

That's his line.

She had trouble getting up before.

Just her line.

And act really nervous.

She's like all this. And you're like really shy.

Actually, you can play a version if you want.

Call her Luke's stepmom and say, no, call me cat.

Luke's stepmom? Yeah.

Should we be doing this, Luke's stepmom?

Call me kitty cat.

That was from Wedding Crashers. I loved her character.

Hit the top button.

Nope.

Okay, so take a step out of frame and then you're going to walk in.

Do you want me to close that door? We were just fucking in. Or we are fucking

in. No, we haven't. Yeah.

I think this is a good idea, Luce.

It's definitely a good idea.

Say,

I'm a little nervous. Yeah.

Because I've never seen anything this big before.

I've never seen anything this big before. I've never seen boobs this big

First in front of me.

I'm a little nervous. I've never seen one of that many before.

Oh, really?

Can I see him up close?

Yeah.

Is that okay?

Yeah.

Is that okay if I touch him?

Mm -hmm.

That's what we're here for, so...

Magically, you guys are going to rotate towards the light.

It's all dark.

Okay.

Magically. Yeah, magically.

Yeah, you're going to be right there.

You can also just move the light on this side.

So the...

put it in your mouth good boy

Amen.

Let me check your belt and show you how dirty you are.

No, say, um, pull this out and let me see your... Before I give myself up.

She's gonna get you.

Alright, so it's okay if I talk? Yeah, yeah. Okay.

Let me pull your shorts out and let me see your rod.

Okay. Okay.

How do you pull your shorts down?

It's okay, you're my friend instead, mom.

about Luke.

You just enjoy it.

Okay.

I am enjoying it.

I see that.

Why don't you put it inside of me?

Okay. Why don't you put your rod in my tackle box? No.

Why don't you put your tackle in my box?

Okay. Why don't you put your tackle in my box?

Why don't you put your tackle in my box?

No, I need you over here.

It's too dark right there.

Okay, here?

Put your head here.

Okay. You want me to wait until you start moving it?

Whenever. Okay, I can do it. Okay, the lube will go over there if you need it.

Do you need room or are you okay?

So turn it at 45.

No, it's the other way. The other way. Head here. Yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

We've established that he's not your son, so you can do some mommy talk.

Okay. Do you want me to slide the light a little bit that way?

So her face isn't totally shadowed by you standing there?

Once you guys move back so her head's not laying off the bed.

I was just saying you're blocking all the light.

Grab the pillow. Once we start, grab the pillow and put it behind her head.

Not yet.

She can't reach it.

I feel like my mom is positive.

Yeah.

It's a touch of pussy, but you're covering it.

It's really painful.

It's just like sucking my lips right in there. Oh. You want to put the move on

mine? I mean, I want to hold them apart or more like this. Oh, okay.

We got lots of move.

Yeah.

Ooh.

That's right.

God, I'm always breathing. Yeah.

Fuck man, that was easy.

Yeah,

mommy's pussy feels great.

Wait, so it's a doggy?

It's like banded switch position.

Right. You more good?

Mm -hmm.

I still like it.

Still does.

So go back in and say, can you turn it over for me? Turn it over for me?

Yeah.

I love you mommy.

I love you baby.

You make mommy feel so good.

That man is crazy pussy.

Okay, give me like 20 seconds to look at the camera.

Now you can look at the camera. This one? Yeah. Go. You hear the beep, look

and then just stare at the camera.

I'll do O faces.

Okay.

So then you're here and the cat is rotating this way. Because we're going

come in through the door and catch you.

And you're like, what?

So you're not going to be shooting this way. I'm going to do a doggy from that

way. Yeah, so then just spin 90 degrees.

Okay.

Are you awake?

No, just go back and say, how did you move over?

Can you move over for me, Nani?

She wanted to see my rod.

Okay, yeah.

So say your line again and then she'll say it. Okay.

I told him it was okay.

She wanted to do my rod.

And then you're going to say, don't move, don't move, don't move, go back.

You're going to say, why don't we all just hug up together?

So say your line one more time and then... No, you say your line.

Dude, she wanted to do my rod.

You looking at me?

Dude, you wanted to see what went wrong.

Why don't we all hook up?

Yeah, come on. I never got that come you promised me

in my mouth.

Oh yeah, because I heard that noise, which was apparently my stepmom bugging

friend.

She likes sharing with her friends.

Right?

I'm going over here.

I think you feel good on your hard cock.

Everything was blown out except for the back. Of course.

Never fails.

Yeah, it will make them comfortable.

Can I ride it?

I can't

believe

I get to try out your rod.

That's a pretty nice rod.

Just like that.

She's naughty, that's my friend.

On top of you? Or should I be on top of your friend?

That doesn't matter.

Cory, don't lose so much.

Anybody need lube or are we good?

Did you break his wiener?

I didn't know if you wanted it for yourself. You guys take turns on me.

Give me a couple good jerks, bribe me, and then cap it

off.

Just come back in when you're ready, Parker.

Ready?

Oh, look at what God did to Teddy.

Your stepdad was just in that hall.

The naughty back door.

Oh, shit. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Did she do it the same way, Corey?

Yeah, why don't you lay on your back?

Get you some, all the stuff, son.

Here, put your head over here.

Yeah, come on the edge a bit.

About six inches to your left.

Just so I have a place for my knee.

Perfect.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh shit.

I can see why you were so loud.

I'm bored.

It was a great day.

It was.

Switched? Yes.

Just arrived to a new haunt.

You can get me all hot and bothered.

I hope they don't ram off to the other room.

Mommy feels so good.

That was funny. You're fucking my friend.

He was fucking Cory.

Isn't that great?

I could do this more often.

I think so.

You guys are back?

I'm back.

I need to cool off for a second

You

got all hot and sweaty

Don't move.

Don't move.

Yeah.

Yeah,

come here.

You're so good.

Thank you.

You're suffocating with this gorgeous frustration.

Oh, yeah.

You got a comment? You got a comment?

Yeah, go ahead.

At least that one's ready.

Good boy.

It's not your country at all.

It's not.

It's not. It's not.

It's not.

I got myself

on

I think we got them all.

Can we barbecue?

If you guys clean yourselves up and stop dripping all over the place. Oh,

stepmom's here. She's all covered.

Yeah, and we can go get some barbecue.

Okay.

It'll be my treat.

And we'll go fishing later.

Yay!