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Timing and subtitles brought to you by The Ancestral Team@ Viki

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[Hello Dear Ancestors]

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[Episode 10: I Have a Date with a Hero]

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You are back, Keyi.

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What!

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What's wrong with your hair?

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I was careless just now and touched the electric switch. What's wrong?

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Are you okay?

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Do I look like I'm not okay?

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Be careful then. Keyi!

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What do you think...

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of my new hairdo today?

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Nothing special.

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- You don't like it?

- I don't.

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Brother Meng lied to me.

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Stop mentioning Brother Meng. You, Pan Jinlian.

(Femme Fatale from Ming dynasty novel Golden Lotus)

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Can you even face your eldest brother?

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Who is Pan Jinlian?

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I don't know who Pan Jinlian is, but...

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Wu Dalang, that's me, is going to wash my hair. It's so ugly.

(Wu Dalang is Pan Jinlian's husband)

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The light is off?

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I wonder whether you like spaghetti.

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Spaghetti?

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Yes.

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Why don't...

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I feed you?

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Here.

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Open your mouth.

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Come, let's...

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I... I want to feed you.

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One more time.

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Keyi, I...

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Did you do this deliberately?

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No, no... It really wasn't deliberate. Keyi!

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♫ It seems like it's fated, just for you. ♫

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♫ There's no explanation for it ♫

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♫ There's also no special requirement ♫

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♫ Smiling, being happy, grieving, being sad, just for you ♫

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Keyi, are you okay?

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I'm not!

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- I...

- Lunatic.

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Why is it so difficult?

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Come here.

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Why are you showing this to me?

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Unique, right? Haven't seen one before?

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It's not that unique.

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It's just that... how could they shoot something like this?

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It's just a movie. It's not real.

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Tell me. When two guys are together like this,

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isn't it uncomfortable?

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It's okay.

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What did I say wrong?

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You are not wrong. I was wrong instead. I assumed too much! Get out!

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If you made a mistake, you can change. It's not like I didn't give you the opportunity.

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I don't need you to give me an opportunity! Leave!

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So unreasonable.

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I'm unreasonable. I'm even heartless and ruthless!

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I'm a troublemaker, too!

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I found out that Meng Yeran made a reservation at a Michelin-starred French restaurant.

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I will text the address to you. Let's meet at 5:00 p.m sharp.

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Keyi.

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Director An.

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What's wrong? You look haggard.

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I'm fine.

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I say, you...

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You should take note of your image from now on.

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Even more so, since many people recognize you now.

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- You don't just represent yourself anymore.

- Okay.

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- By the way, have you settled the problem in your home?

- Yes.

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Uh, n-not yet.

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Huh?

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Director An, I would like to discuss something with you.

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What's wrong?

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This afternoon...

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may I leave a little bit early?

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Why are you taking time off again?

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Just a bit earlier.

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Today is the last lesson for the biggest change to pick up women.

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So how was it? Was it very effective?

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Brother Meng, frankly... I feel that...

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your methods seem to be ineffective with her.

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Impossible.

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When women see how cool and well dressed you are, how could they not be moved?

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But she wasn't moved at all.

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Furthermore, it even seemed like she was unhappy.

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Sorry, I took time off yesterday and I feel bad about leaving early today. Hence, I...

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It's okay. Let's just follow the plan.

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Where are they?

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What are they talking about? I can't hear anything.

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Look at their moving lips.

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She seemed to totally dislike my surprise for her.

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Not only that, she got angry with me.

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Looks like I can only teach you

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my trump card.

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Trump card?

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I...

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I love you.

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What did he say?

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I love you?

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It's your turn.

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Wait. Use your hand to gently touch my face.

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I love you.

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Use more feeling.

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I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you.

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I love you!

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That's it!

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- What's next?

- Push her down

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and give her a hot French kiss.

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Hot French kiss?

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It seems very difficult.

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It's not difficult. Didn't I previously teach you a trick?

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You can use that trick to create a romantic ambiance

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to improve your success rate.

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Brother Meng, frankly, that trick which you taught me,

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I still don't get it.

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It's okay. I will demonstrate to you again.

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That's not right. How come this move looks very familiar?

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And then turn around and push her back in her chair.

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Use your eyes to deeply gaze down at her.

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Slowly lift up her chin...

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Do you want to die? Zhen Keyi...

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Stay calm. Don't get angry.

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I can't stand it anymore!

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No, Shajia. It's very expensive in there!

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Stop your mouth!

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You!

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Keyi, why are you here?

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Keyi!

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No...

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Gorgeous, looking for me?

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I'm going to tear you apart.

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No, why are you tearing me apart? Great Heroine, keep calm.

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Keyi! Zhen Keyi.

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Stop calling my name.

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Where are you going?

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It's none of your business. Go and find your Meng Yeran.

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So, you are angry with Brother Meng?

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I already told you that I'm not angry. Didn't you get what I said?

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♫ It seems like it's fated, just for you. ♫

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♫ There's no explanation for it ♫

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♫ There's also no special requirement ♫

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♫ Smiling, being happy, grieving, being sad, just for you ♫

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♫ Your every move ♫

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What are you doing?

♫ can affect my everything ♫

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♫ When time stops here ♫

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♫ Slowly adjust your breathing ♫

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♫ Prepare to meet ♫

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♫ I can sense your warmth without touching your hand ♫

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♫ No need to be together until forever, I only want to follow you from behind ♫

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♫ If this is a dream, I won't accept it ♫

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♫ But I don't know. Different dimension, similar feelings ♫

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♫ After adding extra time, there wasn't any changes ♫

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What does this mean?

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I don't want to call your name again.

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So, quickly choose to either be my woman,

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my lover, or my friend.

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Do you know how distressing it's been for me these past few days deciding how to address you?

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But aren't you and Meng Yeran...

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Okay, fine. I admit that Brother Meng taught me that move just now.

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He taught you?

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Are you saying he was giving you a demonstration?

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So, you've been angry lately because of this?

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If not, why else?

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Do you want to die?

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This won't do.

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I must think of a way to let Keyi live better.

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No matter what, she's my girlfriend now.

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Frankly, to treat a woman well, you must do two things.

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One: material objects. Buy, buy, buy.

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Second: mentally, let her worship you.

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Worship?

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You must become her idol

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and let her be proud of you.

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You haven't ever watched a movie, right?

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Come, let me show you my superhero, Spiderman.

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Let me show you my idol.

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Right...

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I must become someone with a chivalrous essence.

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Be a great hero and let Keyi worship me.

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[Dushi Kendo Dojo]

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Get ready!

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One!

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Two!

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Three!

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Turn around.

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Tighten your butt.

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Teacher, look at my butt. Is it tight enough?

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- It's tight.

- One!

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Two!

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Three!

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Okay, train on your own.

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Teacher, I don't want to be on the same team with him.

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Aiya, since I joined your Kendo Dojo,

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I obtained Little Uncle's favor. I even advised him

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not to do that, but he refused to listen.

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He favors me and ignores you. Envious, right?

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Damn pyscho! I'm going to hack you to pieces!

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Little Uncle! Little Uncle! What are you doing?

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What's wrong?

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- What's going on?

- Teacher.

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- She—

- I wasn't careful. My hand slipped and I hit him.

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- Be more careful in the future.

- Okay.

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No--

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You dared to do a sneak attack on me?

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- Teacher!

- Don't move!

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This is already the third time this week, Real Heroic Man.

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He swill urely be the #1 most talked about person this year.

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Could it be someone is just using him as an advertisement?

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Probably not.

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Based on the information we have, from the first case of a young girl almost raped by a stalker

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until the saving of a person from drowning yesterday,

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the gravity and nature of these cases are very different.

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But the victims, criminals, and eyewitnesses all say that they personally witnessed this Real Heroic Man.

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Rightly so. The police didn't deny it either.

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It's just that this name...

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Real Heroic Man?

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Being able to come up with a name like that,

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he is most likely gay in real life.

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Look at the descriptions from the eyewitnesses.

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The first time, he wore a bedsheet, pajamas, and a steam eye mask.

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- Help me!

- Come to me.

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Let me go.

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Release me.

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Wait.

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You... Who are you?

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I'm the nemesis of evil,

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the messenger of justice, the guardian of this city,

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Real Heroic Man!

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The second time, it was a plastic table cloth and a cartoon mask.

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The third time, it was even more hopeless. A raincoat and a facekini. (Swim mask the reveals only eyes nose and mouth)

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All these items clearly show his gayness.

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But this guy is very popular now.

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If we catch him, he could be a martial arts celebrity.

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Martial arts celebrity? Didn't you see how those eyewitnesses described him?

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He's more like a comedian. Real Heroic Man?

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Enough. President Meng has attached importance to this matter.

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Hence, your task for this week is to use the shortest time possible

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to ferret out his real identity.

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The headline must be ours.

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- You are here. Have you eaten?

- Please move.

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Yes.

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Has anyone seen my love bento box?

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I didn't.

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I especially prepared that for Teacher today.

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Was that the one with two drumsticks and oysters?

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It tasted really bad. I almost died from disgust.

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Luckily, Teacher didn't eat that. If he had, he would have complained about it.

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You don't need to thank me.

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Meng Yeran... I...

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I... I'm going to kill you.

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[The Zen of (the) Sword]

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- Teacher, did you catch a cold?

- Yes.

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The moat in this city was too cold.

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Moat in the city? What's wrong with you?

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It's nothing.

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Finish your food.

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Teacher, why is yours a vegetarian bento box?

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I have been saving money lately.

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Saving money?

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You still shouldn't make yourself suffer like this.

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Teacher, if you need money,

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since it's not that busy at the dojo, you can just take another job.

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What other job can I do? I only know how to fight.

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That is good enough.

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- Really?

- Yes.

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Teacher!

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- Stuntman?

- Yes.

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Why do you want to be a stuntman? Is the money you earn from the Kendo Dojo not enough?

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After paying back the expenses Brother Meng spent for my clothes before,

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I'm indeed a bit short of money.

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But it's dangerous being a stuntman, especially those hung up for the wire moves.

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It's not dangerous at all. Did you forget?

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I don't need those steel wires and I can still fly around.

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Did you forget what I told you?

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I didn't. Since I promised you,

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I will not show my special abilities in front of others.

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I only said it that way earlier

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because I was afraid you would worry.

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Let me tell you then. You must be extremely very,

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- very careful.

- Fine.

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Tomorrow is June 1st, Children's Day. How are we going to spend it?

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- Children's Day?

- Yes.

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We can go for that Happy Meal that was on television.

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They even have a free toy inside. It's awesome.

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That's all?

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You don't like it?

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I will take you to the movies then.

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You are really something.

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You already learned the dating methods for this era.

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Brother Meng has taught me everything.

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Meng Yeran taught you?

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Meng Yeran is not completely a good-for-nothing.

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But if we go to the movies tomorrow,

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won't there be lots of people?

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- Probably not.

- There will be.

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Huh?

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Aiya, I'm saying. If we don't go out--

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Didn't Meng Yeran teach you anything about indoor dating?

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Indoor dating?

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It's what lovers do!

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I understand now.

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What do you understand?

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Let's not go out tomorrow night then.

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Let's stay home and do what lovers are supposed to do.

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You improved that fast?

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What's the matter?

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You don't like it?

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It's not that. About this...

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You can decide on this then.

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Fine.

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I will show you how great I am tomorrow.

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Tomorrow night, I will give you my most precious first-time.

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Hateful. How could Meng Yeran teach you that?

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Everyone has worked hard for the past few days.

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Next, we are going to use the quickest way

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to uncover the real face of this Real Heroic Man.

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So, if anyone has any ideas, let us know.

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- I have an idea.

- Ba Jie, let's hear about it.

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Pretend to be the victim

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and lure Real Heroic Man to take the bait.

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And then...

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Remove his mask.

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A trap? That doesn't seem right.

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What's wrong with it? Being disguised and then secretly filming it

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is already not a new tactic in the media industry.

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Do you have a better idea?

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I don't.

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Okay, we can use this method.

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Let's discuss the basic plan.

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But Wenzhao City is so big.

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Even if we spit up into two teams,

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it's still no different than finding a needle in the ocean.

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I have already done research on this point.

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Look at the map.

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These are places where Real Heroic Man appeared.

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The area is very concentrated.

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That's true.

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Strictly speaking,

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his actions are basically focused in these three particular blocks.

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It's easier then.

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We only need to stake out these three blocks.

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That's right. Let's split up into teams and take action tonight.

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What? We are taking action tonight?

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Today is June 1st, Children's Day.

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You are going to celebrate it?

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I'm just afraid that everyone will be celebrating it.

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What has that got to do with us?

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Everyone won't be celebrating it.

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I want to take leave.

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What?

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I want to take leave.

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Zhen Keyi, if you take leave again, you won't get your salary for this month.

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Okay, let's end it here for today.

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- End of lesson.

- Thank you, Teacher.

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- Zhang Rui.

- Yes?

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- Thank you.

- What for?

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For recommending that job to me.

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Ah, that was only a small matter.

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By the way, this is for you.

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This is the costume from your first action movie that you wanted to keep as a souvenir.

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The Head agreed to let you have it.

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Really? I finally have my own coat of arms now.

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Huh? What did you say?

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Oh, it's nothing.

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Zhang Rui, I heard that

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you have been working with the production crew for a long time.

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It has been about five to six years.

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Wow, you must really like this job.

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Not really.

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You don't like it? This job is so tough

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and dangerous. Why do you insist on continuing then?

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I know. You are just like me.

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You don't have a diploma either.

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- It's not that.

- Not that?

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Why then?

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Frankly,

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my girlfriend is an actress.

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Your girlfriend is an actress?

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Yes.

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In order to get better prospects,

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she can't publicize our love.

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So, I can only be an unknown extra in the background

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to be with her and protect her,

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while secretly dating her.

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You are a good man.

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Who says so?

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Aren't you the same as me?

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You are always protecting Zhen Keyi.

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Talking about it, our situation is the same.

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How did you know about me and Zhen Keyi?

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Of course, I know about this from Sister Du and my co-disciples.

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When you first protected her, you took on seven to eight of us.

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That was nothing great. It was just a minor matter.

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Teacher.

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Sometimes, I really want to be like you.

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Perhaps, this way, I can protect my beloved one

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and not let her suffer.

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Don't worry. With me here,

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I won't let the two of you be hurt.

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Thank you, buddy.

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Buddy?

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Don't mention it.

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Look at the time now.

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Why? You have something to do?

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It's Children's Day today.

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I promised Keyi that

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I will give my first time to her.

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You...

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Teacher.

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Miss Du, why are you here?

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Of course, I'm here waiting for you.

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Waiting for me?

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Today is June 1st, Children's Day.

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Yes. So?

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Don't you want to invite me to your house

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to celebrate it with you tonight?

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No, I don't.

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You turned me down so directly?

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You're so handsome.

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Miss Du, if there's nothing else, I'll get going.

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Let's chat for a little while, Teacher.

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I really am busy today. I'll take my leave.

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Teacher! Then a least answer my question before you leave.

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Ask me.

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Exactly what type of girl do you like?

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Anchorwoman.

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Anchorwoman?

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- Hey, you're back.

- I'm home.

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The timing is just right.

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What are you doing?

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Cooking.

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Cooking?

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Have you forgotten, today is Children's Day.

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I wish I could forget that today is Children's Day. But I have to work overtime tonight.

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I'm so frustrated. It's all because of that Real Heroic Man.

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What's wrong with him?

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He's stolen the job that the police should be doing, causing everyone to panic and be afraid.

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But he is a big hero!

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- You know about him?

- Of course!

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He is a hero who can bring peace to this world.

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He gallops through the battlefield. So many criminals have been caught by him.

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He takes on rapists and allows girls to go back to their homes unharmed.

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- Without a doubt, he is the hero of this chaotic era.

- What?

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The news talks about him every day.

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Hasn't he saved a lot of innocent people?

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Saved a lot of innocent people. I don't see him saving me?

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If it wasn't for him, we wouldn't need to work overtime on Children's Day.

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So, you're working overtime because...

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Of course, it's to catch this Real Heroic Man, so that he can be on our front page tomorrow.

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How are you going to capture him?

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My company made a decision and selected me.

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So, I am to be an innocent,

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kind, and lovable victim.

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Then, I'll take out my camera and secretly take pictures to expose him.

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That's so despicable!

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What?! You scared me.

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I know that doing this is not proper.

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But we couldn't think of any other plan during our meeting.

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A good city hero...

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It's fine if you don't want to worship or admire him. But you are actually still thinking of...

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You guys... seriously...

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This is horrible!

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Why are you acting so strange? Must you be this angry? It's almost like you actually know him.

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How am I angry? I...

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I just feel it's unfair for him.

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Then be careful tonight. I'll bring our dinner out now.

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You've made so much.

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Try my culinary skills.

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Zhen Jun, I'm really moved that you made dinner for me.

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But, in consideration that it is a holiday, can you let me off this time and not make me eat it?

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My dishes were made following the recipe book step-by-step.

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Although the color looks a bit off,

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there surely is no problem with the taste.

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Well... Well... it's fine, fine. It's the thought that counts, right?

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Well...

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Zhen Jun, didn't you say you were going to give me a present?

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What present? I didn't.

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You said so last time.

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Which one?

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Your first time...

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It is indeed my first time cooking today.

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So the first time you were referring to is cooking?

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Even if it's with tears, I must eat it all.

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It's raining already. Why isn't Ma Weiguo here yet?

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I'm so annoyed!

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It's so late and a girl still has to work overtime. So indecent!

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Director Ma!

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What took you so long? It's raining now. Are we going to continue tonight or not?

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That's a pretty professional looking outfit.

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Here, I'll carry the balloons.

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Why are you grabbing my hand?

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No rehearsal? We're going to start right away?

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Are you for real?

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Who are you?

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Director Ma! What took you so long?

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That looks kinda real.

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What should I do?

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[Ma Weiguo]

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♫ You are the color in my life ♫

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♫ You melt that black and white in my heart ♫

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♫ Maybe our fate will eventually drift away in that vast sea of people ♫

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♫ I'm waiting for your love; ♫

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♫ Do you understand ♫

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♫ My existence ♫

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♫ exist only for you ♫

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♫ Light years away ♫

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♫ He is still that recalcitrant boy ♫

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♫ who loves you ♫

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♫ Blossoming passionately for you ♫

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♫ My future ♫

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♫ exists only for you ♫

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♫ Light years away ♫

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♫ He is still that recalcitrant boy ♫

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♫ who loves you ♫

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♫ Blossoming passionately for you ♫