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[Hello Dear Ancestors]

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[Episode 3: The daily routine of living with a thousand-year-old virgin]

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Zhen Jun!

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Zhen Jun! Zhen Jun!

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Zhen Jun! Don't scare me!

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You're awake, Eldest Brother.

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When did you wake up?

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Just a moment ago.

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Do you feel terrible?

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Stop fighting with main mother over who will be the head of the family. All right?

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But I don't want to be the head of the family.

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More than that, I don't want to part from you.

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Then all the more you must listen to what main mother has arranged. Once you've become the head of the family,

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I will be your guardian and devotedly serve you.

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Then, we can go hunting together,

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go to war together, conquer the world together.

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But doing this is so unfair to you.

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If you can say that it's unfair, then it's not unfair.

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Besides, it's for our Zhen family. A little unfair treatment is nothing.

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You've found the precious sword?

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Director, are you certain?

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Eldest Brother?

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Director, I'm sorry. Something important has come up at home,

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we'll talk when we see each other on Monday.

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Okay, I'll hang up.

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You're awake. Are you feeling all right?

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What happened to me?

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Nothing grave. You just got drenched in the rain and got a fever.

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I'll make some medicine for you. Once you drink it, have a good sleep.

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You'll be fine by tomorrow.

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Did you bring me back?

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Yes. Otherwise, who else could it be?

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It took so much strength to put you in the taxi.

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Luckily, that taxi driver was nice and helped me carry you up here.

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Otherwise... I don't know what I'd do.

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But don't worry, I didn't change you out of your clothes.

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It's the taxi driver who did it. I had nothing to do with it.

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An inner robe?

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Could she really be female?

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No wonder she chased me away.

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A man and a woman in a house alone together. How scandalous.

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Looks like I've misunderstood her.

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Hey, why is your face so red? Is your temperature rising again?

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No.

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Then drink the medicine first.

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Is it bitter?

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It's not bitter. It tastes quite nice.

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You're lying again.

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It smells bitter. I'm not drinking it.

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You're old enough. Must you be like this just drinking medicine?

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Don't drink it then, just leave it.

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How about this.

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Eat a piece of candied fruit and drink a mouthful of medicine,

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then it won't be so bitter. Here.

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A piece of candied fruit, a mouthful of medicine. Is that okay?

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Eldest brother!

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I'm such an idiot.

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How can I have not discovered that Brother Jia is a girl?

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And I've kissed and hugged her.

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And we've slept together a whole night.

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Now, what should I do?

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She's kind enough and rescued me.

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I can't abandon her.

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But I haven't found Eldest Brother yet.

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And I don't have any possessions here.

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How can I take responsibility for her?

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Miss.

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Hey? So early in the morning, what is going on?

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I have wronged you. Please forgive me.

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- Forgive you about what?

- I've ruined your reputation.

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My reputation? When? Don't talk nonsense.

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I've already decided. I will marry you.

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Why?

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Before, I slept in the same bed with you all night.

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Afterward, I saw your chest. I need to be responsible for it.

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It... It's not like that.

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How can I explain this to you? These things are nothing, understand?

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- Nothing?

- Right.

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I've kissed you and hugged you. How is it nothing?

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It was an accident. Accidents don't count.

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I know you are a towering figure who doesn't make a fuss about these little things.

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I know you're not willing to be tied down by etiquette and morals.

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But since I know you are like that, then all the more I can't forsake you.

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I'm currently in dire straits and am indeed making you suffer.

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But if I return to my home, I will make it up to you many times over.

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Get up first, okay?

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Get up. What's the meaning of kneeling here?

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- Miss.

- Are you getting up or not?

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- Miss.

- Are you getting up or not?

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Don't worry. Everyone thinks that the sword has been found.

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Yes. I'll secretly investigate this.

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Because there are insufficient clues, I can only start from the treasure sword.

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Zhen Jun, nothing must happen to you.

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Otherwise, how am I to answer to him?

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Quick, come and eat. Stop kneeling and come eat.

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All right.

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Why are you still kneeling? Sit down.

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I'm indeed sitting.

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Sit down like I do. Your bottom on the chair. Sit like this.

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I'll try it.

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It feels strange.

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You'll get used to it with time. Let's start.

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Wait. You still haven't answered why you won't marry me?

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I've already explained it to you.

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For people in our era, you don't need to get married just because of a kiss.

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Besides, who would marry someone they have no feelings for?

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Does it really not matter?

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It really doesn't matter. Eat.

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What? It's not to your taste?

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No.The food does look delicious,

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but it's just that I can't eat the dishes you've eaten.

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Why?

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It's the rules.

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Miss, just now you didn't agree to marry me. We now have to avoid all suspicion.

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Rules... Following rules is a good thing.

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But these are olden rules.

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It doesn't matter now. Eat okay? Eat this beef.

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Then... thank you for your hospitality.

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What are your plans?

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I was thinking...

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Wait a second. I'll go open the door.

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- You arrived just in time to eat.

- I came to see little cutie pet.

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Oh, I haven't seen you for a day. I've missed you.

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Little cutie pet. Jeez, you're both eating. Why didn't you call me?

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Who do you think the extra bowl and chopstick on the table are for?

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At least, you have a little conscience.

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Miss Darling.

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Little cutie pet, have you slept well?

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Miss Darling!

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Okay, okay, I won't touch you. Eat.

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As you were saying earlier, what are your plans?

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I want to trouble you to allow me to stay at your house for a few more days.

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Although it's plain and small here, with my current situation, I can't be too picky.

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But there is one thing. Can you help me hire two maids?

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What?

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That's fine. No need for two. One is enough.

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I'm willing.

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So, Miss Darling is a maid.

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- Is there any other choice?

- None.

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Am I not good enough?

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Cheng Feifei, I'm so impressed with you. Your passion toward men is always more, never less.

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Leave with him, all right?

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Really? Little cutie pet, I'll take you with me?

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Miss Darling, I acknowledge your kindness, but I can't trouble you.

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Then why are you troubling me?

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Oh, that's not what I meant.

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Upon arriving here, I know no one. When I see you,

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I unconsciously become more at ease.

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But don't worry, Miss, I won't stay long. Once I find my eldest brother, I will leave.

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What will you do if you really can't find your eldest brother?

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That won't happen. I thought all night and something came to mind.

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The owner of that secret room could possibly be my eldest brother.

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When I woke up, I discovered my family heirloom sword outside the secret chamber.

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Also, on the wall of the secret room, hangs a painting that looks like a portrait of my aunt.

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What you mean is, our company's chairman is your eldest brother?

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Si Fu Group's Chairman.

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There's no information on him at all.

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- Let me look.

- What?

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How could that be?

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Don't you know?

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- I've only been in the company for a few days. How would I know?

- Now, what do we do?

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How about this? Only three days.

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If you don't find your eldest brother in three days, I can't continue to keep you.

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Thank you, Miss. Once I find my eldest brother, I will repay you well.

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I'll tell him to repay you with some beef, how about it?

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- Beef?

- Here.

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Fine. During this period, if anyone asks you about our relationship,

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just tell them that you are... my little great uncle.

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Little Great Uncle?

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I understand.

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That room upstairs will be yours for three days.

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There's also something I need to straighten up with you.

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Actually, my surname is not Jia. I have the same surname as yours. I'm called Zhen Keyi.

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- Zhen Keyi?

- Yes.

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I understand. You're a girl.

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Of course, you can't casually tell people your name. It's a given.

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If you want to understand it like that, then that's fine.

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Actually, your surname is Zhen and you look very much like my eldest brother.

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Could you be the descendant of my eldest brother?

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Isn't your brother dead? What descendant would he have?

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Charge.

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Kill!

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Kill!

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Kill!

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Jun!

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Yah!

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Hold on tightly!

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Are you okay?

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Chase after them!

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- Eldest Brother, your leg is hurt.

- Listen here.

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Keep going southwest down this small road and you'll reach Yecheng.

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This road is narrow and rugged. The Cao family's Tiger Cavalry will absolutely be unable to keep up.

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All right. I will give you a hand.

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No!

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You must leave first. You're the head of the family. You mustn't let the Cao force capture you. Understand?

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No, if we're running, we'll go together.

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My leg is injured. If we run together, then both of us won't have a chance.

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- But...

- Listen! This is not a life and death parting.

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I will catch up to you. Believe me. Go!

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Eldest Brother!

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Enemy Cao!

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Zhen Xiang.

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In order to capture me, you've surely gotten many people involved.

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Capture you?

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I have absolutely no interest in a son born of a concubine. Where is Zhen Jun?

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Perhaps right now, he's already in the meeting hall in Yecheng

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discussing how to get your head.

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Kill him.

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[Information about Zhen Xiang]

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Well?

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"Zhen Xiang, the grandson of the direct descendant of Ancheng Marquis Zhen Yi. He was once a General of the Gentleman of the House of the Huben Army, also became a supreme commander,

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a political adviser,

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and conferred the title Fubo General. In the third year of Taihe, he was named the Wei General."

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Third year of Taihe is...

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Let me check. Third year of Taihe...

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should be 229 A.D....

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It's also 25 years after the 9th year of Jian'an.

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Are you saying Eldest Brother didn't die then?

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I didn't say that. This is how he's recorded in history.

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This is great.

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That is great. Before I fell off the cliff, Eldest Brother actually didn't die.

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Okay, it's great.

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Miss Zhen, I was excited and rash just now.

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I couldn't tell, Little Cutie Pet.

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You are even an expert at picking up women.

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What's that?

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It means... you're a pervert!

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You must be kidding! I have never been close with a woman.

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How can I be a pervert?!

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You have never been close with a woman?

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This is the legendary thousand-year-old virgin.

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You are too innocent. Where are you going?

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I was thinking. If the Chairman is really my eldest brother,

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how could he have survived through these long thousand years? I must go and see him now.

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No, it's not the right time to go now. Even if we can't find any information now,

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but someone in our company will definitely have seen the Chairman.

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Didn't you say that I resemble your eldest brother? Wait for me to check when I'm working.

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This is a good idea. No matter what, we should determine whether this chairman is an enemy or a friend first.

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Fine. You two sound logical.

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Zhen Keyi, did you miss me?

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What are you doing here?

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Perhaps, this is our destiny.

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Get in the car and accept my highest invitation.

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Are you okay? I will be there in just two steps.

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You dare to reject me?

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Huh?

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Give me some dignity.

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Meng Yeran, you still have dignity?

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Don't force me.

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It hurts! It hurts!

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How am I forcing you? This is a pavement for pedestrians. Get it? Why did you drive that rotten car in here?

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What's so great about a Ferrari? If you don't move your car, I'm going to report you.

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Regarding the secret of the treasure sword, don't you want to know the result?

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Are you saying that the sword was already found when I went to see President Meng?

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Of course.

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Then why didn't she tell me directly and instead asked me so many questions?

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My younger sister is famous for being circumspect and farsighted. Right?

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But going back to it. Did you hide anything from her?

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I didn't. That treasure sword doesn't concern me either. What would I hide?

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That's right. I told her this, too. Zhen Keyi is such a kind person. Right?

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How could she have anything to do with the missing Treasure Sword?

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- It's rare for you to talk in a humane manner.

- Of course.

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Look at your flat chest. Just touch it randomly and we will be able to touch your kind heart. I definitely believe you.

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Meng Yeran, how did you survive until today?

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Let me ask you another question.

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Have you seen the Chairman?

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Yes. What's wrong?

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What does he look like?

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Why are you asking this?

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Oh... Oh... I get it now. So, your goal is the Chairman.

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Zhen Keyi, you are really something. A youngster with ambition. I applaud you.

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It's not what you think.

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Someone told me that I resemble him.

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Eh? Talking about it, you really do.

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- Really?

- Yes.

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Both of you are flat chested. How can you two not look alike?

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Are you seeking death?! You are insane! So annoying, Meng Yeran!

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- Keep doing this and I won't tell you the answer!

- Are you sick?!

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I suddenly called everyone here because I have an urgent task to distribute to everyone. Look here.

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Okay.

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Famous model, Wu Qing. At age 18, she won the top prize in an international beauty pageant.

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By age 20, she has been through all the international fashion shows. Always in the limelight.

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Three months ago, she suddenly announced that she'll be taking a break. And now, with her new book "A Letter to Thirty Year-olds,"

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she's making a strong comeback. Tomorrow, she'll be heaving a autographed book signing, but all this is not the main point.

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I just received information that tonight, she's going to host a Welcome Back party

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at her luxurious villa without any media coverage. And the line-up of celebrities is surely not inferior to our charity event.

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What?

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Hidden from the media?

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This sounds a bit strange.

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Wu Qing loves to sensationalize.

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If there's nothing going on, she loves to create gossip. Why is she being so low profile now?

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This is the main point.

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Wu Qing also hired a famous bodyguard agency in the industry to handle the security for tonight's event.

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Also, her agent will personally register the guests at the only entrance to the party.

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But I have a request. I need to choose someone from among you

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to pose as a fiancee from overseas to attend the party with me.

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Why are you looking at me?

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You have the most experience, Queen of Disguise and Documentation.

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Stop joking. Moreover, that was a minor event then.

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It's different this time. But if you really want me to go,

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I don't have a problem with this, Director.

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Great, Bai Jie.

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But... you won't have the honor this time around.

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Zhen Keyi!

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I think it wouldn't be a problem for you, right?

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Me? I can't. I don't have any experience at all.

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It's because you are inexperienced and a newbie, so you won't be easily discovered.

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Think about it. It's such a unique and strict event. If we let anyone go,

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wouldn't it be letting others know in advance that we are going there to secretly shoot the event?

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No, Director An...

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Based on our usual practices, after the Si Fu Gala Night, it will be the annual examination for new anchors.

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Everyone has been working very hard. So, Keyi, don't disappoint us.

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Let's do our best.

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Keyi, you definitely won't have a problem. Do your best.

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I will give it a try then.

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Don't worry. You still have me.

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Here. I have prepared the recording pen for you.

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Anchor, you are fully prepared.

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Looks like you are very interested in Wu Qing, right?

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What are you talking about?

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This is called being professional and dedicated. Got it? Learn from me.

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About this, I have a problem.

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I don't have a formal dress.

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Anchor Meng, I will leave her in your care.

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Perfect.

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Hello, who's this? The Auntie from downstairs?

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I'm really very sorry. I didn't expect such a situation like this would occur here. I caused problems for you. Sorry.

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- Sorry. Sorry.

- So, you are Zhen Keyi's little uncle?

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Yes.

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Little Uncle, I think you are in trouble.

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Why?

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1... 2... 3.

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What did you do?! How did you flood our home?

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I merely wanted to take a bath.

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Couldn't you wait for me to come home first and help you with your bath?

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There's even such special treatment? I want it, too.

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Who told you not to let me have a maid. How would I know how to do this?

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Maid? I want a maid to help me with my bath, too. Okay?

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Get real!

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You are going to die in a foreign land soon. You still dare act as some young master and still throw tantrums at me?

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I'm asking you. The neighbors knocked on the door for hours. Why didn't you open it? Why did you wait until the water seeped downstairs?

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Why?

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I wanted to, but didn't you tell me not to open the door for strangers, except you?

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I.. First, don't enter my room at any time.

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Second, don't bring any strangers into my home.

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Third, other than me, don't open the door for anyone else.

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I can't even open the door?

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You can't...

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Did I say that?!

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Did she say it?

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You don't behave like a woman at all.

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You kept calling yourself a man. What a scandal!

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What a scandal! Such a transvestite.

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What? He's coming to hit me. Stay far away from me.

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Meng Yeran, who told you to come to my house?! Leave!

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Little Great Uncle.

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Look, do I look like Nezha?

(Nezha is the name of the protection deity)

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Who is Nezha?

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Also, who's the stupid transvestite you just mentioned?

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You don't even know what a transvestite is?

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The stupid transvestite is your--

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It's fixed.

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I also don't know.

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Jeez, that hit on the head earlier seems to have caused me to lose my memory.

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Hey, Keyi, you're finished? You've worked hard.

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You two can really chat.

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You two are close now?

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Don't you remember, when I just arrived,

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he was the one who pulled me up on the stage.

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Just arrived?

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My Little Great Uncle is from the countryside. It's his first time in the city.

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Your clothes are all wet. Quickly get changed or you'll catch a cold.

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What countryside?

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The city I come from is called...

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It's not important. Do you understand?

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Quickly go get changed or you really will catch a cold. Quickly go.

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What's that sound?

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Why are you looking at him? There's nothing interesting.

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- You.. Look. Don't you like boobs?

- It looks like something just fell.

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That Little Great Uncle of yours even has a chest. Yours...

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- It's more like a hidden weapon, right?

- I...

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- Meng Yeran, do you want to die? What are you looking at?

- Nothing... Whoa!

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- Little Great Uncle.

- Yes.

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I'm going out for a bit. I'll probably come home late tonight.

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Why are you going out?

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To work overtime.

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So late and you have to work overtime at the network?

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No, we're doing some work outside of the office today.

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Then, will the people from the network also be going?

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No, just Meng Yeran and I, everyone else has gotten off work.

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Gotten off work?

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Fine, then quickly go. Don't let Brother Meng wait too long.

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Wait.

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You must be home by 8:30 p.m. tonight.

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What time?

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8:30 p.m.

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Do you feel that it's not late enough?

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You are a girl. Forget that you're going out every day and showing your face.

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You don't even want to come home when it turns dark outside.

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I...

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I got it.

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Aunt.

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What book?

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Is it on top of your desk?

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Let me have a look... oh... I found it.

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Okay, I'll take a photo and send it to you.

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Okay.

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How is everything going over there in America?

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Will you come back in a few days?

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Okay.

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I'll wait for you. Have a good rest.

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Good night.

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Who's there?

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Hello... Hello.

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Please, this way. There will be plenty of food later.

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Oh, my.

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Anchorman Meng!

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Hey, Manager Lin!

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Hello.

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- Long time no see.

- This way.

- You're looking handsome.

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No, you're more handsome.

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And who's this young lady?

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This is my fiancée who just returned from America.

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Your secret lover?

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Yes... shhh.

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How should I address this young lady?

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- Zhen Keyi.

- Miss Zhen. You two please sign here.

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Here.

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Please.

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I'll sign, too.

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When did you get back from America?

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I've been back for a while.

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Anchorman Meng is so outstanding and wealthy. You must watch him closely.

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He's fine. I trust him a lot.

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Thank you, baby.

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The two of you,

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- you can go inside now.

- We'll head inside then.

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Manager Lin.

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Hello.

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Huh?

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That's strange.

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Why is there nothing inside?

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Here.

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Lad, have a look, what do you want to eat?

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Oh.

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Give me a bowl of noodles.

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A bowl of noodles, right. Okay.

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That's ¥10.

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Okay.

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A-Are these enough?

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Lad, this thing, you can't carry it around with you.

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If you put it in your pocket and keep taking it out, it will break easily.

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If it breaks, then that wouldn't be good.

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Why will it be bad if it breaks?

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Hey, your question is quite interesting.

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Do you think you can use it if it's broken?

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♫ You are the color in my life ♫

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♫ You melt that black and white in my heart ♫

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♫ Maybe our fate will eventually drift away in that vast sea of people ♫

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♫ I'm waiting for your love ♫

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♫ Do you know ♫

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♫ my existence ♫

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♫ exists only for you ♫

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♫ Light years away ♫

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♫ He is still that recalcitrant boy ♫

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♫ who loves you ♫

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♫ Blossoming passionately ♫

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♫ for you ♫

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♫ My future ♫

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♫ exists only for you ♫

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♫ Light years away ♫

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♫ He is still that recalcitrant boy ♫

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♫ who loves you ♫

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♫ Blossoming passionately ♫

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♫ for you ♫