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[Hello Dear Ancestors]

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[Episode 2: Miss Darling's Teaching Diary]

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Who the heck are you?

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Eldest Brother. Eldest Brother.

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Don't you remember? Last night, we had a great time together. Then we--

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Stop! I don't want to hear anything.

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You are such a liar!

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Why didn't you give... me... a... phone...

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call?

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That is pretty much it.

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You are from a place called, "Zhongshan Wuji." And you are Zhen Jun. Am I right?

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In other words, you were revived from the Eastern Han Dynasty, during the ninth year of Jian'an?

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Aren't you, too?

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But then, this underworld is quite sophisticated.

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What underworld? This is my home.

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I think you may have hit your head hard last night and became mentally retarded.

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So what? I'm willing to take care of you forever.

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Miss, men and women should not have any physical contact.

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Such a real man...

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You have become an idiot, too.

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Eldest Brother, I am having a hard time understanding you.

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Stop right there! Who is this "Eldest Brother" you are referring to?

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Are we close?

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Also, you did not refer to me as "Eldest Brother" during the first time we met.

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That is because I could not remember anything when I just woke up. I even forgot who I was.

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For real? Then, you now know remember everything?

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I am not sure either.

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It is possible that people who were in a coma or in a long sleep suffer some short-term memory loss.

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Don't talk nonsense!

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Jeez, I actually graduated from medical school. Okay?

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Rest assured. I am going to show you how to get by here in the underworld.

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Thanks a lot, young lady.

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Ah! No need for formalities. Call me, "Darling!"

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Darling. Miss Darling.

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In case, you are feeling cold, you can put your pants on.

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Oh! I am actually feeling a little bit chilly right now.

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Don't know which hospital forgot to lock their doors and allowed you to escape.

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What?

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As for the case I mentioned to you earlier, no need to report it to the police anymore.

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I'm not to report it anymore?

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What Chairman means is he doesn't want the police involved.

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We'll just do what he wants.

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Okay, then I'll go make the arrangements.

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Okay.

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So according to what you just said, there is a dungeon inside the Infinite Building.

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You crawled out of the coffin inside that secret chamber?

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Actually, I flew out not crawled out.

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No wonder, you two met.

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She is going be the future top anchorwoman there.

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What is "top anchorwoman?"

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It's the person who spreads rumors and gossip in public.

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The blabbermouth?

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Yes, that's her boss!

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I couldn't believe you were reduced to being in this situation.

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Oh, right, Eldest Brother. I want to change my clothes. May I ask where I can do that?

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What? Change clothes?

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Ah, the restroom.

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So handsome.

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Cheng Feifei! Cheng Feifei!

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You better fix your brain.

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How can you believe his story?

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Why not? He looks so pure and innocent.

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If he wants to fool people, he can just rely on his good looks. Why does he need to make up so many stories?

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What happened?

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Eldest Brother, why did my hair get so short?

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My hair...

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Ever bit of our body, from our hair to our skin, is received from our parents.

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How could we dare to harm them? It's the primary principle for being a filial child.

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How am I going to face all my ancestors?

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Wow... such little pink dots.

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Little cutie, you're being shy.

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Miss, please conduct yourself with dignity.

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How can he be so cute? I really believe he is from ancient time.

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How come I have a scar here?

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- Let me take a look.

- Feifei!

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What's wrong?

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I don't remember having this scar before I fell off the cliff.

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Moreover, when I came to, all my scars had already healed but this one.

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Ah, I know.

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What?

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You are a nine-tailed fox!

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Huh?

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What 'huh'? Haven't you ever watched the show, Eternal Love?

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The blood from the heart of a nine-tailed fox can save your life.

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In my opinion, the truth should go down like this...

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That chairman of yours is a thousand-year-old goblin who preserved you in a crystal coffin

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and thrives on the blood from your heart to survive.

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Are you done talking? Come out here with me.

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You, I don't care who you are. Leave my house now or I will call the police.

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Eldest Brother, why are you driving me out?

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Brother Zhen, you are really over the top. You invited him over, slept with him, and now just kicking him out?

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You're such a chivalrous person. Stop talking. Turn around.

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Eldest Brother, is that because you don't trust me? If that's the case, I have an idea.

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Let's go back to where I woke up and take a look. I indeed woke up there.

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I must have been saved by the owner of that house.

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We can't be sure. It may be someone who killed you!

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What was that?!

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It's fine... Relax...

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That's called a cellphone.

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Ah. Director An. I am up already.

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What is a cellphone?

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It's...

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some kind of tool that's equivalent to a carrier pigeon.

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Ah... unbelievable.

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Of course. But this place we live in isn't the underworld.

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Not the underworld?

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Bingo!

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To be more exact, this is the modern world that is 1800 years later in a place called Wenzhao City.

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1800 years later? Modern?

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Miss Darling, what you mean is...

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What I mean is...

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For whatever reason, not only did you survive, but you survived through 1800 years.

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Hey, I have to go to the office. You two...

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Go ahead. Let me take care of Zhen Jun.

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President Meng, Zhen Keyi is here.

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Okay. Keyi, come.

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You, too, Andy.

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President Meng.

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How did you sleep last night?

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It was okay.

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I heard you were trapped on the rooftop during the laser show.

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You didn't get hurt, right?

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No, no, I didn't.

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Then that's good.

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When you came down yesterday,

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did you meet a suspicious person or encounter a suspicious situation?

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No, I haven't.

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This, have you seen it before?

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I remember everything, Eldest Brother.

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What is that thing?

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I'm from Zhongshan Wuji. My name is Zhen Jun.

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This sword originally hung on the wall of the CEO's office.

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Yesterday, it was stolen during the power outage.

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This isn't just a regular sword. It's a very valuable precious sword.

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It's price is in the eight figures.

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Ten... hundred... thousand... ten thousand... hundred thousand... million... ten million...

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What's the matter?

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Nothing, nothing. I didn't eat anything for breakfast today and my head is a bit dizzy.

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Makes sense. So sorry. I called you in early when you were supposed to be resting.

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How about this? I can treat you to a meal.

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It's fine.

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I have to do something at home. I'll get going then.

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Okay, than I'll treat you next time.

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This sword is extremely important to the company.

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If you have any ideas, call me immediately.

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I'm pleading with you.

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- I'm going to get going first.

- Okay.

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Look what good thing you did.

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I was wrong. Forgive me.

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They say good looking people deserve to be forgiven.

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Get out.

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You look so handsome.

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Thank you, Miss Darling.

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These clothes... even if the style is very unique, they're pretty comfortable.

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Also,

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I just don't know how to wear this thing.

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That's mine. Why did I mix it with your clothes?

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Give it back quickly.

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Okay already.

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I was going to give this outfit to my boyfriend.

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But I already don't like him anymore.

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I'm giving it to you now. If you like it then everything's good.

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Thank you, Miss Darling.

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But there is still something else.

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It is...

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- Keyi.

- Hey.

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You were also asked here about the stolen sword situation, right?

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Do you have any clues?

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How can I have any clues?

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What about them—

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So sorry. Hold on.

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Feifei.

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Don't move! Don't move! If you move, I'll scream!

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Hello? Cheng Fei! Cheng Fei?

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I'm so sorry. I have something urgent to attend to. I have to go now.

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Put it down!

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So handsome.

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My romance in the hair salon didn't go in vain.

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It's all fated!

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What fate?

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That I would meet you.

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Don't move!

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- What is this?

- Stop! This? This is a TV.

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It's kind of like a mirage.

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It's just that everything inside this screen is fake.

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Fake?

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Carefully. It's expensive.

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Did he really steal the Chairman's sword?

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Who is he really?

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Little Cutie. Come.

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On. Off. On. Off.

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Off.

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On.

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What is this?

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This is called an electric light.

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It was invented by a foreigner called Edison.

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It's just like a candle.

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But it doesn't need fire and you don't have to blow it out. Isn't it amazing?

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Miss Darling, you know so much.

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Well, of course.

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What are you doing?

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This is a way we have of expressing our humbleness.

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Your manner is...

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is too forward.

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Is it?

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W-W-W-What are you doing?

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This is a way that we show thanks.

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Thanks?

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This manner is way too...

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- too unusual. I need to—

- Okay already.

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I need time to get used to it.

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Bai Jie?

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President Meng...

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Why did I say that I didn't recognize Zhen Jun?

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Don't come over here! Don't come over!

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Enough!

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Miss Darling, even though I'm very grateful,

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men and women mustn't be intimate. If you keep this up, I will not go easy on you.

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You...

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Do not go easy on me!

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- Don't come over.

- Where are you escaping to?

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- Don't come over here!

- Why are you running?

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Feifei!

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Eldest Brother!

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You look at her! Look at her!

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Are you okay?

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I'm fine.

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If you're fine then why did you call me?

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Did I call you?

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Oh, I really did! It was by accident.

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What happened to your hair?

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She did it.

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I styled it. How is it?

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You are so innocent.

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Why are you closing the curtains during the day?

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Small Zhen Jun, let's go to sleep.

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Cheng Feifei, stop fooling around!

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I've been followed.

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Hello? This is the police station.

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I have something to report.

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How may I address you?

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Cheng Feifei.

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Have you run into a problem?

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It's like this.

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I think I've found Si Fu Group's

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missing sword.

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Sorry, but I can't seem to find a report that matches what you're saying.

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Do you have any cases lately about recent thieves escaping jail?

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Or any missing mentally ill patients?

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Sorry. This is the police station. If you don't have any problems, please do not waste our time.

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Okay. Okay. Sorry.

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That's weird. Did President Meng not report it to the police?

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Then Bai Jie...

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Eldest Brother.

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My phone!

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Eldest Brother, you cannot lose such a precious item.

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Last night, you were the one that saved me?

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Thanks.

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You do not need to be so polite with me.

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You can't really be...

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How is it possible?

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It's a TV show that pranks people. Right?

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Where's the camera?

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Camera?

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Still pretending.

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Wires. Where are the wires?

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What wires?

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Huh?

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Who really are you?

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I am Jun.

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I'm not asking that. Just now...

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I don't know either. But after I woke up, I already had that ability.

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Eldest Brother.

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Who is your eldest brother, can't you see?

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Is that the truth?

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It's the truth!

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I have my own life trajectory. How is it possible that I'm your eldest brother. Can't you see that?

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That's right. If you were Eldest Brother,

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how could you not recognize this family heirloom, our precious sword.

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Speaking of which, it's my fault for not observing carefully. You do look a bit different from my eldest brother.

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You are a bit shorter.

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That's right. Then why do you keep calling me that?

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Then, could you be Eldest Brother's reincarnation?

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- Reincarnation my ass. Even TV dramas now aren't allowed to show reincarnation.

- What?

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Then, why do you look so much like my eldest brother?

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How am I supposed to know?

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Oh, yeah. I haven't asked for your name yet.

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My surname is Jia. My name is not worth mentioning.

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Jia?

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Then why did Miss Darling call you "Brother Zhen."

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That... My full name is Jia Zhen.

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- Jia Zhen?

- Right.

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So it's like that.

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So, in the future, if anyone asks who you were with today,

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you have to say...

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Brother Jia?

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Very good! Remember it.

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Then in the future, what are you going to do?

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Of course, I'm going to find Eldest Brother!

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I have something that I need your help with.

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What?

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I want to go back to the place where I woke up from.

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No way! You can't go to Infinite Network.

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- Why?

- Because...

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Is it me who has a problem or him?

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I've got it. I've come up with a perfect plan.

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Please say.

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It's just that your sword...

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Put it on.

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Red light.

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What red light?

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You see that small person? If it's red, you can't move.

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Once it's green, then you can cross.

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So it's like that.

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You're not allowed to pass.

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Zhen Jun, put that down.

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Can we walk now?

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- We can.

- You're allowed to pass.

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What's wrong with you?

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Who?

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That's just him slamming on the brakes.

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Slamming on the brakes?

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Are you really from the Han Dynasty?

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Of course, I am.

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Brother Jia, just now you said you can send me back to Jicheng. Is that true?

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Of course, it's true.

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But I still haven't found my eldest brother.

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How can you be certain that your eldest brother is here in modern times?

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Actually, I'm not sure.

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But I believe the promise my eldest brother made.

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Eldest Brother said before, wherever I am, he'll be there.

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Eldest Brother wouldn't lie to me.

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How about we just forget it? I won't go back anymore. Let's go home.

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No way, mate.

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I'm taking you back to that time before you fell off the cliff. Think about it.

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If you were to go back, then you can change your fate.

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You and your eldest brother wouldn't die, right?

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You guys can even turn the tide. Then, you can avenge your family and kill all your enemies.

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You'll then bring honor to your ancestors. You and your eldest brother will never part again.

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What a perfect ending. All the TV dramas are played out like that!

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Brother Jia, will staying here really

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allow me to get back to just before my brother and I were killed?

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I'm telling you. Look.

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Once the five planets appear and connect, you'll then be able to go back to the Han dynasty

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and reunite with your eldest brother.

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Appearance and connection of the five planets? Is this for real?

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Of course. Come over here.

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Look at the stars in the sky.

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This spot right here. Here.

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You can't move at all.

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If you miss the five connected stars this time, the next time...

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You have to wait a hundred years.

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- I can't move at all?

- That's right.

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I understand.

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Here, for you.

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What is this?

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This is what we use as currency here.

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Aren't I generous?

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I'm leaving. Why would you give me money?

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I forgot to say to you, for emergency needs.

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Give me your hand.

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I...

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This, let me tell you, if you encounter anything you can't resolve,

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you see all these passing people? Just ask them.

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Let them see this instruction for dealing with an emergency that I've left you.

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- They will know how to help you.

[I am mentally ill. Please call 120]

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120?

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You know these characters?

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Today at noon, Miss Darling taught me some.

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- Actually these are--

- These are emergency numbers?

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She's even told you about emergency numbers.

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Brother Jia, are you sending me to the hospital?

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Why will I send you to the hospital?! You're not sick, right?

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Wow, the moon tonight is sure round.

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That's right, I'm not a girl.

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A girl?

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An emergency number is to remind us

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that if a woman's weight reaches 110 pounds, you can report to the police.

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If it reaches 119 pounds, it's ultra urgent. If her weight reaches 120 pounds,

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you must rescue her. Understand?

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I've known Cheng Feifei for this long,

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it's the first time I've ever felt this way. Cheng Feifei,

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you stupid bitch.

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What's so funny?

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Oh, nothing... nothing. Then let me ask you one last question.

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Do you remember how to get back to my house?

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I don't remember.

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- Then there's no problem.

- What?

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What I mean is, take care on your way. Don't turn back.

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I must thank you in this journey.

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A gentleman doesn't quibble about these things. You're welcome.

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Yes, you sure are a straightforward person.

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Then, I hope we'll meet again.

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Hope we never meet again.

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I'm leaving now.

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Brother Jia!

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Don't move!

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What's wrong?

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Can you hold this for me?

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The weather today is cold. This shirt is warm.

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You can wear this.

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- No need to.

- Here.

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Brother Jia, don't refuse it.

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- Thank you.

- You're welcome.

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I'm leaving.

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♫ I moved forward to seek, but still couldn't find the answer ♫

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Brother Jia!

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I will remember you.

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♫ tried my best but couldn't find it ♫

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♫ On the day you left, you walked towards the distance without even looking back ♫

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♫ My tears just crazily fell ♫

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♫ I thought I wasn't good enough, that's why, you wanted to withdraw ♫

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♫ Leaving me alone, I suddenly broke down ♫

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♫ How come I still don't know when to retreat ♫

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♫ The passing time will take away all these mistakes with it ♫

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♫ How do I face those ♫

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Eldest Brother.

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Homemade candied fruits. Fragrant, sweet, and tasty.

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Miss, want to buy a packet?

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It's so late, you still haven't packed up.

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Then I will buy all of these.

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Thank you, miss.

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I will sell it to you for a cheaper price. ¥15 a bag.

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That is so expensive!

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The base price of your stuff is only around ¥5 to ¥6.

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Why are you selling them for so much? Three bags for ¥15.

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Young lady,

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you really know how to calculate. It's about to rain.

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I will sell it to you for ¥15 then.

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♫ Panicking, I went towards your direction ♫

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♫ I tried my best to search, tried my best but couldn't find it ♫

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♫ On the day you left, you walked towards the distance without even looking back ♫

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[Weather forecast : Heavy rains]

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It's raining so heavily.

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He wouldn't still be standing there, right?

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♫ I thought I wasn't good enough, that's why, you wanted to withdraw ♫

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♫ Leaving me alone, I suddenly broke down ♫

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♫ How come I still don't know when to retreat ♫

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Hey, kid, what are you doing?

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It's raining so heavily. Come with me to avoid it.

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- There's no need.

- Young man, being dumped is normal.

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Let's go... Let's go... Let's go.

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There's no need.

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Young people these days.

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♫ How come I still ♫

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♫ don't know when to retreat ♫

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♫ The passing time will take away all these mistakes with it ♫

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♫ How do I face ♫

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♫ those beautiful fantasies that ♫

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♫ are now in vain; It's truly heartbreaking ♫

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Mother,

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I'm begging you. Stop being rigid about the difference in being a legitimate and illegitimate child.

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Let me transfer the head of the family post to my older brother.

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Mother,

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I'm begging you... I'm begging you...

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Stupid kid.

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Isn't it the same whoever the head of the family is?

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We don't need to make any distinctions between us.

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But when father passed away,

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the head of the family has always been you.

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What reasons does Mother have now to change it?

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When father died, you hadn't come of age yet.

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I was to only temporarily take the head of the family position in your place.

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Since you have now grown to adulthood,

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it's only right to hand over the head of the family post back to you.

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Main Mother is only following the rules handed down by our ancestors.

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Rules from the ancestors?

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They've now become impediments in the progress of our family.

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It's fine to forsake them!

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Stop talking nonsense.

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Get up. Come with me back inside.

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No!

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I'm not leaving. I'm going to kneel here

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until Mother agrees.

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Zhen Keyi!

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What does this have to do with you?

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Maybe he's a notorious robber, right?

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Me not calling the police is already being kind to him. Stop thinking. Go to sleep.

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Are you crazy?!

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Why have you not left?

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Didn't you say by standing here, I'll go back?

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Yes! But it isn't today.

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Come! Come home with me.

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Liar!

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Yes! I did lie to you!

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But you lied to me, too. What's this about being a man from the Han dynasty? What's this about time traveling?

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Who would believe this talk?

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Let's call it even, all right?

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Let's go! Come home with me.

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Get lost!

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I will not go back with you!

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If you keep standing here, you'll catch a cold. Do you know?

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So what!

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My body is none of your business.

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You don't know how to appreciate what's good for you, is that it?

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Fine! Hold it well!

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♫ You are the color in my life ♫

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♫ You melt that black and white in my heart ♫

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♫ Maybe our fate will eventually ♫

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♫ drift away in that vast sea of people ♫

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♫ I'm waiting for your love ♫

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♫ Do you understand ♫

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♫ My existence ♫

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♫ exist only for you ♫

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♫ Light years away ♫

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♫ He is still that recalcitrant boy ♫

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♫ who loves you ♫

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♫ Blossoming passionately for you ♫

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♫ My future ♫

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♫ exists only for you ♫

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♫ Light years away ♫

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♫ He is still that recalcitrant boy ♫

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♫ who loves you ♫

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♫ Blossoming passionately for you ♫