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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:50,177 --> 00:01:51,507 Hey, missus! 2 00:02:16,370 --> 00:02:18,447 Hey! 3 00:03:22,868 --> 00:03:24,846 Imagine I lump Christians... 4 00:03:25,897 --> 00:03:31,355 George Bush, the Pope, Henrik Larsson and Willie the Janny all into one person. 5 00:03:31,703 --> 00:03:34,938 You'd laugh. Why? Cos it's dumb. 6 00:03:35,089 --> 00:03:37,424 But that's exactly what the West does with Islam. 7 00:03:37,566 --> 00:03:41,348 As if one billion Muslims in 50 countries with hundreds of different languages 8 00:03:41,368 --> 00:03:44,168 and countless ethnic groups are all one and the same. 9 00:03:45,237 --> 00:03:46,368 Take my family. 10 00:03:46,416 --> 00:03:49,122 My sister considers herself as a Muslim first. 11 00:03:49,730 --> 00:03:52,706 And because she has a political streak, calls herself black. 12 00:03:53,758 --> 00:04:00,011 My dad's been in this country for over... 40 years and is 100% Pakistani. 13 00:04:00,639 --> 00:04:01,839 Or so he thinks. 14 00:04:02,766 --> 00:04:04,916 I reject the West's definition of terrorism, 15 00:04:05,435 --> 00:04:08,785 which excludes the hundreds of thousands of victims of state terror. 16 00:04:10,149 --> 00:04:12,399 I reject the West's claim of moral high ground 17 00:04:12,484 --> 00:04:15,902 after two of its main Jesus-lovers tore up the UN charter. 18 00:04:17,156 --> 00:04:19,233 But above all... 19 00:04:19,283 --> 00:04:22,036 I reject the West's simplification... 20 00:04:22,078 --> 00:04:24,155 of a Muslim. 21 00:04:27,041 --> 00:04:29,449 I am a Glaswegian... 22 00:04:30,252 --> 00:04:33,040 Pakistani, teenager, woman. 23 00:04:34,298 --> 00:04:37,335 Woman of Muslim descent... who... 24 00:04:38,719 --> 00:04:40,797 supports... 25 00:04:40,847 --> 00:04:44,050 Glasgow Rangers in a Catholic School. 26 00:04:44,100 --> 00:04:46,722 Cos I'm a dazzling mixture and I'm proud of it. 27 00:04:48,061 --> 00:04:51,894 I call on this house to defeat this hypocritical motion! 28 00:04:51,940 --> 00:04:54,609 Bring it on! Yes! 29 00:04:54,651 --> 00:04:58,864 Look at the state of you, mate! Celtic! Yeah! 30 00:05:03,327 --> 00:05:09,164 Get your tits out, get your tits out, get your tits out for the lads! Get your tits out... 31 00:05:10,251 --> 00:05:12,326 I can call you back. Call you back. 32 00:05:12,376 --> 00:05:13,623 Grow up, guys. 33 00:05:13,670 --> 00:05:15,830 - Give me my bag! - Ho, what's going on here? 34 00:05:15,881 --> 00:05:17,340 Another fucking coconut! 35 00:05:17,382 --> 00:05:21,083 - Shut it, you. Beat it. - Fuck off. Where's my top? Give us it back! 36 00:05:21,135 --> 00:05:23,592 - Nothing worse than an uptight Paki! - You what? 37 00:05:23,638 --> 00:05:25,514 - Uptight Paki Hun! - Fuck off! 38 00:05:25,557 --> 00:05:28,013 - Argh! - Give us that here. 39 00:05:30,478 --> 00:05:32,852 Here. Get in the car. Calm down and get in. 40 00:05:32,898 --> 00:05:34,310 Here. 41 00:05:37,360 --> 00:05:39,437 Aye, f et in the motor! 42 00:05:39,487 --> 00:05:42,939 - Fuck's sake, man! - They fucking started it! 43 00:05:42,990 --> 00:05:46,408 - Would you just calm down? - Oh, disgusting little shite! 44 00:05:46,453 --> 00:05:49,028 Tahara, calm down! Tahara! Come back! 45 00:05:51,124 --> 00:05:52,833 I'm gonna kill you! 46 00:05:52,876 --> 00:05:55,498 There's no running in the corridor, OK? 47 00:05:55,753 --> 00:05:57,831 - I'm gonna get youse! - Tahara, come back! 48 00:05:57,881 --> 00:06:00,170 Hey, come back! Come back here! Stop! 49 00:06:01,258 --> 00:06:03,797 - I'll fucking kill you! - Tahara! 50 00:06:03,844 --> 00:06:05,553 Oi! 51 00:06:10,601 --> 00:06:13,094 Come on, out the way, gang. For God's sake! 52 00:06:14,189 --> 00:06:16,561 Shit! Listen, go to the right, go to the right! 53 00:06:16,607 --> 00:06:18,767 I'm gonna kick youse in the balls! 54 00:06:19,945 --> 00:06:22,567 - Whereabouts did these guys go? - What, sir? 55 00:06:22,614 --> 00:06:26,065 - The guys who were running up here just now! - Up the stairs. 56 00:06:31,330 --> 00:06:33,407 What's going on? 57 00:06:33,457 --> 00:06:34,833 'Scuse me! 58 00:06:34,875 --> 00:06:36,287 Tahara! 59 00:06:36,335 --> 00:06:38,210 Excuse me! 60 00:06:38,254 --> 00:06:39,833 - Thank you! - Calm down. 61 00:06:39,881 --> 00:06:42,752 Can you two sit down now, thank you? And you two, outside. 62 00:06:44,177 --> 00:06:46,845 - What on earth are you doing? - It was not our fault. 63 00:06:46,887 --> 00:06:50,933 I don't care, Dan. Get out. And you can wait for me as well. Get out now! 64 00:06:54,061 --> 00:06:56,138 Are you OK? 65 00:06:56,188 --> 00:06:59,309 Is this someone you want to be with? 66 00:06:59,358 --> 00:07:03,309 This is my brother. He was only picking me up. It's not his fault. 67 00:07:04,697 --> 00:07:06,774 I take it they insulted you. 68 00:07:06,824 --> 00:07:08,901 Something like that. 69 00:07:10,244 --> 00:07:12,320 They looked pretty scared. 70 00:07:12,370 --> 00:07:14,448 I'm sorry, miss. 71 00:07:14,498 --> 00:07:16,325 It's OK. 72 00:07:17,417 --> 00:07:19,494 Come on, let's go. 73 00:07:21,797 --> 00:07:23,874 Careful you don't drop it. 74 00:07:23,924 --> 00:07:26,001 Sorry. 75 00:07:29,347 --> 00:07:31,091 Come on, let's go. 76 00:07:33,559 --> 00:07:37,260 Right, Jacqueline... on with the lesson. 77 00:07:37,312 --> 00:07:39,555 You've got a competition to win. 78 00:08:18,687 --> 00:08:20,680 That gives you the perspective. 79 00:08:20,730 --> 00:08:24,017 - Is that this side, this one? - Aye, that's the garden there. 80 00:08:24,067 --> 00:08:26,440 - Right. - I suggest we start pegging it out. 81 00:08:26,486 --> 00:08:29,986 From that corner. Then you'll get an idea of what it's gonna look like. 82 00:08:30,031 --> 00:08:32,523 - OK, so, are we gonna do it? - Aye, let's do that. 83 00:08:32,575 --> 00:08:34,984 - Hold on to it. OK, so I go? - Aye, aye. 84 00:08:35,036 --> 00:08:38,488 One, two, three, four, five. 85 00:08:38,540 --> 00:08:41,708 - Right, now what? - That's the steps you're gonna take, OK. 86 00:08:41,752 --> 00:08:44,754 - Following that line, six steps that way. - OK. 87 00:08:44,796 --> 00:08:47,632 - One, two, three, four... - Dad! 88 00:08:47,673 --> 00:08:50,082 - ...five, six. - Dad, watch Mum's plants! 89 00:08:50,134 --> 00:08:52,804 - Hey, Casim, come here. - What are you doing? 90 00:08:52,846 --> 00:08:54,804 - Stand in there? - In the plants? 91 00:08:54,847 --> 00:08:56,924 Yeah. Stand here. 92 00:08:56,974 --> 00:08:59,134 - Are you sure? - Yeah, yeah. 93 00:08:59,185 --> 00:09:01,263 And stand there. 94 00:09:01,313 --> 00:09:04,480 - We're gonna get shot, Dad. - Just you come in. 95 00:09:04,524 --> 00:09:07,479 Come on, you stand there. Now, big Danny... 96 00:09:07,527 --> 00:09:10,314 - Right, where are you? - Right, I'm here. 97 00:09:10,362 --> 00:09:14,148 - Where are you? What is there? - This is a kitchen corner. The wall. 98 00:09:14,200 --> 00:09:18,530 - I thought it was a games room, Mr Khan? - Games room? Listen... 99 00:09:18,579 --> 00:09:23,159 We're gonna have a bedroom and a living room for his wife-to-be. You not hear me? 100 00:09:23,209 --> 00:09:25,915 We're gonna come down through there into the kitchen. 101 00:09:25,961 --> 00:09:29,414 Again, keel and board, line of the house, three steps down that way. 102 00:09:29,466 --> 00:09:32,254 - Easy on the flowers. - Wait a minute. OK, right... 103 00:09:32,302 --> 00:09:35,089 Don't worry about flowers. Let me get on with it. 104 00:09:36,097 --> 00:09:38,422 - Two, three. - Dad, get your big feet off! 105 00:09:38,473 --> 00:09:40,468 Wee one! Tahara, come here. 106 00:09:40,518 --> 00:09:43,187 Look, you just come here and listen to me. 107 00:09:43,229 --> 00:09:46,930 - She's gonna go off her head, man! - See bloody kids, they don't listen! 108 00:09:46,982 --> 00:09:49,770 Right, just stand there. What is it? 109 00:09:51,362 --> 00:09:55,741 You're either gonna have an extension, missus, or you're gonna have a garden. 110 00:09:55,783 --> 00:09:58,190 You cannot have both of them. 111 00:09:58,243 --> 00:10:02,622 Once the extension is built, we'll make more flowers and more gardens. Don't worry. 112 00:10:02,665 --> 00:10:04,741 Just you go in there. 113 00:10:04,791 --> 00:10:07,284 - Right, Danny, what do I do? - Starting to get... 114 00:10:07,336 --> 00:10:09,246 We're starting to get an idea of it now. 115 00:10:09,296 --> 00:10:12,132 From that position, we're gonna follow this line again. 116 00:10:12,174 --> 00:10:15,011 - This line there? - One step out here. Keep that line. 117 00:10:15,052 --> 00:10:18,505 Right, Roddie... Roddie, come here. Never mind tea. Stand there. 118 00:10:18,556 --> 00:10:21,177 - This'll cost you extra, Mr Khan. - Right, OK. 119 00:10:21,224 --> 00:10:25,223 So you've met the bedroom with the kitchen. You're coming down this line. 120 00:10:25,270 --> 00:10:28,556 Keep it in mind. Get a sense of it. This way. Three steps. 121 00:10:28,606 --> 00:10:32,736 - Same size of steps you've been taking. - OK, right. One, two, three. Ow! 122 00:10:51,255 --> 00:10:52,369 Hi. 123 00:10:52,422 --> 00:10:55,258 - I don't think you'll remember me. - Tahara's brother. 124 00:10:55,299 --> 00:10:58,551 - Elsie, see you later, OK. - I owe you a new guitar, Miss Hanlon. 125 00:10:58,595 --> 00:11:00,505 That's very thoughtful of you. 126 00:11:02,223 --> 00:11:06,092 - What do you want me to do with it? - Well, the music room's locked up now. 127 00:11:07,145 --> 00:11:10,230 - Shall I leave it in your car for you? - You could, if I had one. 128 00:11:10,272 --> 00:11:11,981 I'll take it. Here... 129 00:11:12,024 --> 00:11:14,599 - Where is it you stay? - On the other side of the city. 130 00:11:14,652 --> 00:11:16,693 - I'll give you a lift. - No, I'll manage. 131 00:11:16,738 --> 00:11:18,696 I'll give you a lift. Your hand looks full. 132 00:11:18,739 --> 00:11:20,449 - Are you sure? - Of course. 133 00:11:50,355 --> 00:11:52,847 Could you do me a favour? Duck down for a second? 134 00:11:52,899 --> 00:11:54,939 - What? - Please, duck down for a second. 135 00:11:54,983 --> 00:11:57,653 - Are you serious? - Quickly, please. 136 00:11:59,822 --> 00:12:03,073 - See that takeaway there? - I can't from here, no. 137 00:12:03,117 --> 00:12:06,284 It's my mum's cousin's aunt's son's, or something like that. 138 00:12:06,328 --> 00:12:10,114 If they see me in the car with a strange woman, there's gonna be trouble. 139 00:12:10,166 --> 00:12:12,243 Can I come up now? 140 00:12:13,461 --> 00:12:15,538 Yeah. 141 00:12:15,588 --> 00:12:17,666 - Thanks. - That's OK. 142 00:12:42,781 --> 00:12:45,189 - Can I ask you something? - Of course you can. 143 00:12:45,241 --> 00:12:48,826 I don't suppose you know of anyone who could shift a grand piano, do you? 144 00:12:48,870 --> 00:12:50,948 - A what? - A grand piano. 145 00:12:50,998 --> 00:12:54,035 A grand piano? You're in luck, Miss Hanlon. 146 00:12:54,084 --> 00:12:57,205 - You've just met an entrepreneur. - It's Roisin. 147 00:12:58,255 --> 00:13:00,332 - This your club? - No, not yet. 148 00:13:00,382 --> 00:13:03,634 We thought we'd get the cards made up first. Then see how things go. 149 00:13:03,678 --> 00:13:05,505 Oh, right, OK. 150 00:13:05,554 --> 00:13:07,428 - So, a piano? - Yeah. 151 00:13:07,472 --> 00:13:09,549 - Out of the way. Come on. - Jesus. 152 00:13:11,810 --> 00:13:13,887 All right? 153 00:13:13,937 --> 00:13:16,015 How's that? 154 00:13:17,608 --> 00:13:20,728 - It's just up the one floor, OK? - One floor, darling? 155 00:13:20,777 --> 00:13:22,854 - Are you Irish? - Yeah. 156 00:13:22,904 --> 00:13:26,156 Could you not have stuck with a tin whistle? 157 00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:30,114 Right, round this bend and just haul it up these stairs, boys. 158 00:13:30,161 --> 00:13:31,954 OK? 159 00:13:31,996 --> 00:13:35,331 For fuck's sake, Roddie, you're putting me through the wall! 160 00:13:35,374 --> 00:13:37,452 - Sorry, Danny. Fuck's sake, wee man. - OK. 161 00:13:38,378 --> 00:13:41,581 I'm gonna part your stains after this, Casim. 162 00:13:42,508 --> 00:13:45,213 He told us we were shifting a dresser for a pensioner. 163 00:13:45,260 --> 00:13:48,097 - She's older than she looks. - Thanks very much! 164 00:13:48,138 --> 00:13:51,757 Come on! Just take the fucking weight, you fat bastard! 165 00:13:51,808 --> 00:13:55,474 I cannot, Danny. My arms are fucking three foot longer! 166 00:13:55,520 --> 00:13:57,513 I'm turning into an octopus. 167 00:13:58,314 --> 00:14:00,391 Argh! It's on my fingers, Danny! 168 00:14:00,441 --> 00:14:05,567 Fucking wee man. You useless fucking bastard, Roddie. 169 00:14:05,613 --> 00:14:07,691 Calm down, Danny! 170 00:14:11,536 --> 00:14:13,530 All right, wee man. 171 00:14:13,580 --> 00:14:15,538 Argh! ROISIN: Jesus Christ! 172 00:14:16,708 --> 00:14:20,078 Jesus Christ! My piano! Fuck! 173 00:14:20,128 --> 00:14:23,295 What are you doing? You stupid bastard. 174 00:14:23,339 --> 00:14:25,416 Are you all right? 175 00:14:25,466 --> 00:14:27,543 OK, wee man? 176 00:14:27,593 --> 00:14:29,421 Flattened my balls. 177 00:14:29,470 --> 00:14:31,548 Oh, for fuck's sake. 178 00:14:34,225 --> 00:14:37,346 All right? You're a stupid bastard, you. 179 00:14:38,396 --> 00:14:40,804 I think you're gonna need to re-tune this. 180 00:14:41,648 --> 00:14:43,393 No, I meant the piano. 181 00:14:43,442 --> 00:14:46,978 Wee man's just had his meat and two veg mangled with the piano. 182 00:14:47,029 --> 00:14:49,069 - OK, wee man. - Give us a sec, will you? 183 00:14:49,114 --> 00:14:52,236 I thought I heard a perfect high C when that hit you, wee man. 184 00:14:52,285 --> 00:14:53,946 Very fucking funny. 185 00:15:05,464 --> 00:15:07,423 Well, it's sounded better. 186 00:15:07,466 --> 00:15:09,543 It survived. Just. 187 00:15:17,476 --> 00:15:19,553 Very good. 188 00:15:19,603 --> 00:15:21,681 I've really missed this. 189 00:15:21,731 --> 00:15:24,305 Whose was the fancy pad where you picked it up from? 190 00:15:24,359 --> 00:15:25,401 An ex. 191 00:15:25,442 --> 00:15:27,437 You two fall out? 192 00:15:27,487 --> 00:15:29,645 No. Just changed. 193 00:15:29,697 --> 00:15:31,773 At least, I did. 194 00:15:31,823 --> 00:15:33,901 He looked upset. 195 00:15:33,951 --> 00:15:35,861 Did he? 196 00:15:42,293 --> 00:15:44,701 - Do you want a cup of tea? - No, no, thanks. 197 00:15:44,753 --> 00:15:47,541 I'd better be off. I'm helping my dad at the shop. 198 00:15:47,589 --> 00:15:49,667 - OK. - See you later. 199 00:16:53,822 --> 00:16:56,658 'Scuse me. Are you the lady with the grand piano? 200 00:16:56,700 --> 00:16:58,360 Might be. 201 00:16:58,409 --> 00:17:01,198 Don't suppose you fancy coming to a gig tonight? 202 00:17:01,246 --> 00:17:03,322 I'm meeting a friend. 203 00:17:03,372 --> 00:17:05,912 It'll be very low-key. Blues and swing. 204 00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:08,035 I have to work tomorrow. 205 00:17:08,085 --> 00:17:10,163 - What time do you start? - Nine. 206 00:17:10,213 --> 00:17:12,585 You'll be back in by seven, I promise! 207 00:17:41,619 --> 00:17:43,114 - Hammid. - Well done. 208 00:17:43,162 --> 00:17:44,491 How are you doing, mate? 209 00:17:44,538 --> 00:17:47,790 - Has he been keeping youse entertained? - To say the least. 210 00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:50,540 He's been telling us about this club of yours. 211 00:17:50,587 --> 00:17:53,160 We've got a new place, ten minutes away from here. 212 00:17:53,214 --> 00:17:55,041 Maybe 15 minutes. 213 00:17:55,090 --> 00:17:58,542 It's an old barn and we've converted it into a fuck-off nightclub. 214 00:17:58,593 --> 00:18:00,422 It's unbelievable, by the way. 215 00:18:00,471 --> 00:18:04,801 It's gonna be the latest and trendiest club. This man's gonna be DJ-ing, I'll be promoting. 216 00:18:04,850 --> 00:18:06,476 When do we get to go? 217 00:18:06,518 --> 00:18:08,643 It depends how tonight goes. 218 00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:10,764 What are you doing later on? 219 00:18:10,814 --> 00:18:14,516 I don't believe this. There's your sister. 220 00:18:14,568 --> 00:18:17,486 Oh, for fuck's sake. 221 00:18:18,572 --> 00:18:21,408 What? Your sister? Yeah, she's all right. 222 00:18:21,450 --> 00:18:24,701 - What are you doing here? - Hi, Miss Hanlon. How you doing? 223 00:18:24,745 --> 00:18:26,288 OK, Tahara? Girls? 224 00:18:26,329 --> 00:18:28,904 - How do youse know them? - They're my pupils. 225 00:18:28,957 --> 00:18:30,998 Bet you didn't have to climb out the window. 226 00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:33,285 - I nearly broke my neck. - Tahara, come here. 227 00:18:33,337 --> 00:18:35,082 Shit. Are you gonna go? 228 00:18:35,131 --> 00:18:37,207 She's in trouble, isn't she? 229 00:18:37,257 --> 00:18:40,258 If it gets back to her mum and dad, they'll kill her. 230 00:18:40,301 --> 00:18:42,379 Come here. 231 00:18:44,555 --> 00:18:46,633 What the fuck are you doing here? 232 00:18:48,601 --> 00:18:52,435 Well, what do you think? I'm out with my mates, like you are. 233 00:18:52,481 --> 00:18:54,141 - Leave. - No. 234 00:18:54,190 --> 00:18:55,734 - Please. - Erm... 235 00:18:55,776 --> 00:18:59,146 You're no' hanging about here, dressed like that in front of me. Leave. 236 00:18:59,196 --> 00:19:01,901 - Why's Miss Hanlon here? - She was here having a drink. 237 00:19:01,948 --> 00:19:03,775 - Oh, really. - Oh, really. 238 00:19:03,824 --> 00:19:07,242 Listen, Tahara, I'm working here. Right? I'm working here. 239 00:19:07,287 --> 00:19:09,364 I'm here with Hammid, OK? 240 00:19:09,414 --> 00:19:11,823 - Yeah, whatever. - Yes, whatever. Move. 241 00:19:23,178 --> 00:19:25,172 - Are you worried? - No, why should I...? 242 00:19:25,222 --> 00:19:26,764 - You sure? - Not at all. 243 00:19:26,806 --> 00:19:30,675 - Let me just fix that for you. - Oh! You a wee bit strangled my neck there. 244 00:19:30,727 --> 00:19:32,804 - OK. - OK, thanks. 245 00:19:34,313 --> 00:19:36,983 Yeah. Whoo-hoo, postman! 246 00:19:37,025 --> 00:19:39,102 Are they here yet? 247 00:19:39,152 --> 00:19:41,192 No. What's this one like, Rukhsana? 248 00:19:41,237 --> 00:19:43,860 - I bet he's a wee plookie ferret from Bradford. - Oi. 249 00:19:43,907 --> 00:19:47,027 I heard that he's over six feet tall, 250 00:19:47,076 --> 00:19:51,288 he's a fair... He has a fair complexion and he's got a full head of hair. 251 00:19:51,330 --> 00:19:54,582 - Eugh! - What do you mean? That sounds nice. 252 00:19:54,625 --> 00:19:56,453 You make him sound like a Viking. 253 00:19:58,212 --> 00:20:00,669 It's supposed to be just tea, Mum. 254 00:20:00,715 --> 00:20:02,589 There's a car coming. 255 00:20:02,634 --> 00:20:05,006 - Is that them? - Oh, what a car! 256 00:20:07,513 --> 00:20:10,302 - That's pretty gorgeous. - Oh, wow! 257 00:20:10,350 --> 00:20:13,351 - Is that them? - Oh, my God! 258 00:20:13,393 --> 00:20:16,846 Where are they? Oh, there they are. 259 00:20:16,897 --> 00:20:20,397 Aye, now, you two, on your best behaviour. 260 00:20:20,442 --> 00:20:23,230 - Oh, he's stunning. - He's all right. 261 00:20:46,343 --> 00:20:48,253 Sorry about the mess. 262 00:21:07,364 --> 00:21:11,493 Auntie, I did my Bachelor of Science degree from Imperial College, London. 263 00:21:54,244 --> 00:21:56,950 Auntie, it's er... going really well, you know. 264 00:21:56,997 --> 00:22:00,829 - Thanks. Thank you. - I've got a great team. Highly motivated. 265 00:22:00,875 --> 00:22:04,495 Erm... I foresee myself spending a long time in Manchester. 266 00:22:04,546 --> 00:22:07,418 You are very lucky. You have lovely parents. 267 00:22:08,967 --> 00:22:11,008 - Thank you. - Thank you, ji. 268 00:22:11,053 --> 00:22:13,675 So, what do you think of Glasgow? 269 00:22:13,721 --> 00:22:18,799 Excuse me, Tahara. Do you mind? You want to sit here for a minute? 270 00:22:18,851 --> 00:22:24,606 You go in there. Er... just... It's all right. You come in there. That's right. 271 00:22:24,649 --> 00:22:26,726 Have a seat there. 272 00:22:26,776 --> 00:22:28,520 That's a good girl. 273 00:22:43,501 --> 00:22:45,542 - Psychology. - Psychology. Very nice. 274 00:23:01,977 --> 00:23:04,101 So, you are an accountant? 275 00:23:04,146 --> 00:23:07,349 I'm doing a feasibility study. 276 00:23:07,399 --> 00:23:09,394 It's just to do with import and export. 277 00:23:21,915 --> 00:23:23,741 A journalist. 278 00:23:42,268 --> 00:23:44,345 - Aerobics? - Yeah. 279 00:23:44,395 --> 00:23:46,767 - Oh, right. Do you enjoy that? - It's OK. 280 00:23:46,814 --> 00:23:50,894 It's food to do some voluntary... voluntary work in the communities. 281 00:23:50,942 --> 00:23:52,853 Oh, OK. 282 00:24:10,670 --> 00:24:12,664 - She is beautiful. - Thank you. 283 00:24:12,714 --> 00:24:15,288 - Casim, you are a lucky young man. - Very lucky. 284 00:25:14,067 --> 00:25:16,144 Is this it? CASIM: This is it. 285 00:25:19,031 --> 00:25:21,522 - OK... - "Is this it?" This is it! 286 00:25:21,574 --> 00:25:23,532 This is my place. 287 00:25:23,576 --> 00:25:25,450 - Yeah, but I thought... - My club. 288 00:25:25,494 --> 00:25:27,572 A touch of paint is what you said. 289 00:25:27,622 --> 00:25:30,114 Look at the potential that's in this place. 290 00:25:31,542 --> 00:25:33,619 Bars all across the side there. 291 00:25:33,669 --> 00:25:35,747 Both sides. 292 00:25:36,755 --> 00:25:39,330 A dance floor so big it covers the whole back. 293 00:25:40,176 --> 00:25:42,751 Hundreds of bodies just dancing to the beat. 294 00:25:42,804 --> 00:25:44,881 Me, up on a podium... 295 00:25:44,931 --> 00:25:47,718 raised so I can see, look over everyone. 296 00:25:48,809 --> 00:25:51,811 VIP rooms, different music rooms everywhere. 297 00:25:51,854 --> 00:25:54,855 You with your grand piano away in a room over there. 298 00:25:56,776 --> 00:25:59,350 There'll be lights flashing from everywhere. 299 00:25:59,404 --> 00:26:01,480 All these angles... 300 00:26:01,530 --> 00:26:03,655 Can you not see it? 301 00:26:03,700 --> 00:26:05,776 That's gonna cost you millions. 302 00:26:05,826 --> 00:26:08,449 - £56,000. - £56,000. 303 00:26:09,788 --> 00:26:12,624 - There won't be any dress codes. - No dress codes? 304 00:26:12,666 --> 00:26:15,621 Cos there's no expectation. There's never expectation. 305 00:26:15,669 --> 00:26:19,750 - So transvestites... transvestites to anoraks? - Burkas to G-strings. 306 00:26:19,798 --> 00:26:22,373 Where even shy girls can make the first move. 307 00:26:22,426 --> 00:26:24,716 And nervous little boys won't run away. 308 00:26:46,534 --> 00:26:49,654 Doesn't feel quite the same without the grand piano. 309 00:28:16,289 --> 00:28:18,863 You're strong... 310 00:28:20,376 --> 00:28:23,913 - You're strong, aren't you? - For a wee Irish girl, I am. 311 00:28:40,104 --> 00:28:42,181 2-1 to me. 312 00:28:42,898 --> 00:28:44,976 Never! 313 00:28:47,153 --> 00:28:49,859 OK, truce, then? OK? 314 00:28:49,905 --> 00:28:51,816 - Truce. - Yeah. 315 00:28:51,866 --> 00:28:54,274 - Promise? - Swear to God. 316 00:28:57,955 --> 00:29:00,031 Over my dead body, you mug! 317 00:29:11,427 --> 00:29:13,800 - Now it's a truce. - OK, now it's a truce. 318 00:29:35,784 --> 00:29:37,862 I forgot to say... 319 00:29:39,079 --> 00:29:41,157 I like your name. 320 00:29:45,168 --> 00:29:47,245 I forgot to say... 321 00:29:47,295 --> 00:29:49,372 I like your hands. 322 00:31:33,776 --> 00:31:36,648 Ah, Roisin, Elsie... 323 00:31:36,696 --> 00:31:39,816 Can I ask whose idea it was to sing a Burns song? 324 00:31:39,865 --> 00:31:41,573 It was the modern studies class. 325 00:31:41,616 --> 00:31:45,034 They thought it would fit in with their third-world debt project. 326 00:31:45,078 --> 00:31:50,750 I don't think a song written by a well-known drunken fornicator is really appropriate 327 00:31:50,793 --> 00:31:53,629 - for the holy sacrifice of the mass. - Is that right? 328 00:31:53,670 --> 00:31:55,748 Roisin... Roisin... 329 00:31:56,966 --> 00:31:59,255 I've just had a telephone call from David 330 00:31:59,301 --> 00:32:02,637 and he tells me that he's going to take early retirement. 331 00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:06,892 So it's my intention to offer you a full-time post. 332 00:32:06,934 --> 00:32:10,185 - And I won't take no for an answer. - Really? 333 00:32:10,228 --> 00:32:15,021 You enjoy the mid-term break and I hope you'll come back as a permanent member of staff. 334 00:32:15,067 --> 00:32:18,188 - What about an interview? - We don't need to worry about that. 335 00:32:18,237 --> 00:32:21,820 We've seen your work for the past nine months and I don't want to lose you. 336 00:32:21,865 --> 00:32:25,532 - Thanks a lot. That's great. - That's OK. I'll catch you later. 337 00:32:27,079 --> 00:32:30,531 - I've just been made permanent. - You're kidding! Fantastic! 338 00:32:30,582 --> 00:32:32,659 I can't believe it. 339 00:32:34,544 --> 00:32:36,953 Girls, hurry along to your next class, OK? 340 00:33:05,909 --> 00:33:07,986 To Spain? 341 00:33:08,036 --> 00:33:12,699 Yeah, there was, like, a two-for-one deal going on, so I just went ahead and booked it. 342 00:33:12,749 --> 00:33:15,869 - Leaving tomorrow? - That your own directory enquiries? 343 00:33:15,918 --> 00:33:17,461 Come on! 344 00:33:17,503 --> 00:33:19,378 Jesus Christ! 345 00:33:19,422 --> 00:33:21,499 You just booked them? 346 00:33:26,888 --> 00:33:28,882 It's a bit short notice, isn't it? 347 00:33:28,932 --> 00:33:33,476 Casim, that mortar's going to fucking f et hard if you don't put it back on. 348 00:33:34,395 --> 00:33:37,599 I don't know. Is it under there somewhere? 349 00:33:45,489 --> 00:33:47,317 Where the fuck are you going? 350 00:33:47,366 --> 00:33:49,443 Mum... 351 00:33:49,493 --> 00:33:53,658 I've got to go to London for a few days. We may have a backer for the club. 352 00:34:00,171 --> 00:34:01,287 Three days, Mum. 353 00:34:05,593 --> 00:34:07,919 I'm just gonna get some stuff ready in the house. 354 00:34:49,929 --> 00:34:52,005 It's freezing! 355 00:34:55,434 --> 00:34:57,510 You know what the best thing is? 356 00:34:57,560 --> 00:34:59,934 No, please don't! Let me go in my own time. 357 00:34:59,980 --> 00:35:02,139 - This is the best thing. - No, no! 358 00:35:07,196 --> 00:35:08,904 - Thank you. - Gracias. 359 00:35:08,947 --> 00:35:11,025 - Algo mas? - No, nada mas, gracias. 360 00:35:16,121 --> 00:35:18,198 So what about angels? 361 00:35:18,248 --> 00:35:20,325 We have angels. 362 00:35:21,209 --> 00:35:22,918 - Virgin birth? - Yep. 363 00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:25,999 - We've even got a special chapter on Mary. - Really? 364 00:35:27,383 --> 00:35:29,043 Erm... 365 00:35:29,092 --> 00:35:31,667 Transubstantiation? 366 00:35:31,720 --> 00:35:33,215 What's that? 367 00:35:33,263 --> 00:35:38,091 It's where the priest turns the bread and wine literally into the body and blood of Jesus Christ. 368 00:35:38,142 --> 00:35:40,220 - What are you laughing at? - No. 369 00:35:41,771 --> 00:35:45,188 So I suppose, then, you believe that the Archangel Gabriel 370 00:35:45,232 --> 00:35:49,232 in a cave, whispered the word of God word by word into Mohammed's ear. 371 00:35:49,278 --> 00:35:50,655 Exactly. 372 00:35:51,740 --> 00:35:53,817 There's still so much I'm proud of. 373 00:35:55,410 --> 00:35:57,487 Do you know what "zakat" means? 374 00:35:57,537 --> 00:36:00,659 It's when you give a percentage of your income to the poor. 375 00:36:00,708 --> 00:36:04,871 My dad, still to this day, gives exactly to the penny to asylum seekers. 376 00:36:04,919 --> 00:36:06,959 Aye. 377 00:36:07,004 --> 00:36:09,378 Kill a man, kill all of humanity. 378 00:36:09,424 --> 00:36:12,046 We can be higher than angels and lower than dogs. 379 00:36:13,135 --> 00:36:15,130 Love thy neighbour as thyself. 380 00:36:15,180 --> 00:36:20,555 None of us truly believe until we wish for our brothers and sisters what we wish for ourselves. 381 00:36:20,602 --> 00:36:22,679 To the prophet. 382 00:36:22,729 --> 00:36:26,145 To Jesus. A lesser prophet, but what the hell. 383 00:36:27,816 --> 00:36:32,147 Well, at least we both believe that life is one long miserable test 384 00:36:32,196 --> 00:36:36,277 and the Day Of Judgment is fast approaching. So, to paradise. 385 00:36:36,325 --> 00:36:38,403 - Cheers. - Or hell's furnace. 386 00:36:38,453 --> 00:36:40,031 Paradise. 387 00:36:48,171 --> 00:36:51,789 To be honest with you, I think I was lonely more than anything else, you know. 388 00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:55,625 It's cos I've no family. It's kind of why I got married. 389 00:36:55,678 --> 00:36:57,755 You got married? 390 00:36:57,805 --> 00:36:59,182 Yeah. 391 00:36:59,223 --> 00:37:01,016 - How old were you? - 19. 392 00:37:01,058 --> 00:37:02,101 19! 393 00:37:02,143 --> 00:37:06,889 Mm. Big, white, fluffy, meringue dress and pointy shoes-the works. 394 00:37:06,939 --> 00:37:08,399 Jesus... 395 00:37:08,441 --> 00:37:09,604 19? 396 00:37:09,650 --> 00:37:13,067 In front of all our friends and God and state and church... 397 00:37:13,112 --> 00:37:18,237 I swore with all my heart that, no matter what, I would live with him for the rest of my life. 398 00:37:18,283 --> 00:37:20,443 - What's he like? - Och, he's lovely. 399 00:37:20,494 --> 00:37:22,783 I mean, he's a really kind man, you know? 400 00:37:23,580 --> 00:37:25,658 Just more of a friend. 401 00:37:26,958 --> 00:37:29,166 And what's wrong with companionship? 402 00:37:29,211 --> 00:37:31,003 There's nothing wrong with it. 403 00:37:31,046 --> 00:37:32,791 I just need more. 404 00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:34,917 Like what? 405 00:37:34,967 --> 00:37:36,795 Erm... 406 00:37:36,843 --> 00:37:38,552 The match, you know? 407 00:37:38,595 --> 00:37:40,672 - The real equal match. - Yeah. 408 00:37:40,722 --> 00:37:42,799 And a wee twinkle in the eye. 409 00:37:44,267 --> 00:37:47,388 If that's not there, I'd just... I'd rather be on my own. 410 00:37:49,648 --> 00:37:51,725 That's OK, isn't it? 411 00:38:07,749 --> 00:38:09,992 So do you ever get scared now? 412 00:38:11,086 --> 00:38:13,163 Erm... sometimes, yeah. 413 00:38:13,213 --> 00:38:16,713 Late at night, you know, if I'm in my bed or half asleep, 414 00:38:16,758 --> 00:38:18,587 or just feeling a wee bit down. 415 00:38:18,636 --> 00:38:21,342 But I have this little fella to keep me company. 416 00:38:27,268 --> 00:38:29,345 Is that a butterfly? 417 00:38:33,566 --> 00:38:37,233 - You're a khotee. - A khotee? That a compliment? 418 00:38:37,278 --> 00:38:39,355 - A lovely little khotee. - Aah. 419 00:39:00,593 --> 00:39:02,670 - Do you know what you are? - What? 420 00:39:05,806 --> 00:39:08,429 - A durdou. - Durdou? 421 00:39:09,477 --> 00:39:11,352 What's that? 422 00:39:12,187 --> 00:39:14,265 - Frog. - What? 423 00:39:14,315 --> 00:39:16,392 A frog? 424 00:39:16,442 --> 00:39:18,519 Thanks very much! 425 00:41:07,011 --> 00:41:09,087 Hello. 426 00:41:10,138 --> 00:41:12,214 You're up early. 427 00:41:14,726 --> 00:41:16,803 Couldn't sleep. 428 00:41:26,780 --> 00:41:29,069 There's something I've got to tell you. 429 00:41:33,828 --> 00:41:37,363 I'm due to marry my first cousin Jasmine... in nine weeks. 430 00:41:38,291 --> 00:41:40,997 Very funny. 431 00:41:45,881 --> 00:41:48,374 - Honestly. - I don't believe you. 432 00:41:48,426 --> 00:41:50,503 11 words. 433 00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:53,756 Couldn't get them out. 434 00:41:59,311 --> 00:42:01,389 So what the fuck is this? 435 00:42:05,234 --> 00:42:09,149 Is it like some last-minute fling before you settle down to married life? 436 00:42:09,196 --> 00:42:11,274 - No. - No? 437 00:42:11,324 --> 00:42:16,034 Then what the fuck am I? Some cheap fucking tart at a stag party? 438 00:42:16,078 --> 00:42:18,156 Jesus Christ! 439 00:42:20,291 --> 00:42:22,368 I don't believe this! 440 00:42:32,845 --> 00:42:34,922 11 little words, was it? 441 00:42:36,391 --> 00:42:38,930 Well, here's another two for you: Fuck off! 442 00:42:47,025 --> 00:42:50,442 I mean, why couldn't you tell me before we got on the plane? 443 00:42:50,487 --> 00:42:52,564 - I couldn't. - Why? 444 00:42:52,614 --> 00:42:55,237 Why didn't you tell me last night? 445 00:42:59,288 --> 00:43:01,365 I'm sorry. 446 00:43:05,169 --> 00:43:07,293 You'd better not be here when I get back. 447 00:43:07,338 --> 00:43:09,414 I can't stand lies, do you hear me? 448 00:43:09,464 --> 00:43:11,541 I can't fucking stand them! 449 00:43:18,473 --> 00:43:21,310 You really had me fooled. 450 00:43:23,646 --> 00:43:27,347 I mean... I've been with some pricks in my time 451 00:43:27,399 --> 00:43:31,019 and I knew it at the time and I suffered the consequences! 452 00:43:36,658 --> 00:43:39,232 Well, I really trusted you! 453 00:44:30,002 --> 00:44:31,747 You're right, Roisin. 454 00:44:36,092 --> 00:44:38,169 I shouldn't have let this happen. 455 00:44:39,095 --> 00:44:41,552 I should have foreseen the hurt. 456 00:44:44,642 --> 00:44:47,560 Should, should, should-story of my fucking life. 457 00:44:50,981 --> 00:44:53,106 But I didn't. 458 00:44:54,402 --> 00:44:56,478 Which made me realise something. 459 00:44:59,574 --> 00:45:02,908 I'm gonna go back home and cancel the wedding. 460 00:45:05,288 --> 00:45:08,823 It's too much for you to understand and I don't expect you to. 461 00:45:11,085 --> 00:45:13,244 It'll probably blow my family apart. 462 00:45:15,547 --> 00:45:17,457 But what the fuck? 463 00:45:21,387 --> 00:45:25,006 I don't want you to ever think that you were just a cheap fling. 464 00:45:26,892 --> 00:45:30,263 It wasn't like that. I promise, it was never like that. 465 00:45:30,313 --> 00:45:32,389 I'm gonna book an early flight. 466 00:46:04,638 --> 00:46:06,715 Thank you. 467 00:47:01,319 --> 00:47:05,401 I've been away for three days. My mum has left five messages. 468 00:47:05,449 --> 00:47:08,319 You're lucky. I want you to meet my friends, by the way. 469 00:47:08,367 --> 00:47:10,990 I was thinking of having a dinner party on Saturday. 470 00:47:16,084 --> 00:47:18,161 There's Miss Hanlon. Hi, miss! 471 00:47:19,462 --> 00:47:21,539 - Hi, miss! - Hi. 472 00:47:22,715 --> 00:47:24,793 There's half the school. 473 00:47:42,819 --> 00:47:46,948 Look who it is over there. The incredible disappearing man. 474 00:47:46,990 --> 00:47:48,106 Still here? 475 00:47:48,158 --> 00:47:53,070 Have you been away, big man? I never noticed. You were that useless when you were here. 476 00:47:53,121 --> 00:47:55,197 Your ma's been looking for you. 477 00:47:55,247 --> 00:47:57,324 She not brought your doughnuts yet? 478 00:47:57,374 --> 00:48:01,587 What's that? We've not had a doughnut for a week, big man. I can feel my ribs. 479 00:48:03,756 --> 00:48:05,038 Mum! 480 00:48:22,024 --> 00:48:23,067 What happened? 481 00:48:23,108 --> 00:48:27,107 I tried to phone you so many times but your mobile was off or something. 482 00:48:28,196 --> 00:48:30,274 - Guess what. - What? 483 00:48:30,324 --> 00:48:32,282 You tell him. 484 00:48:34,620 --> 00:48:36,163 No, you should tell him. 485 00:48:36,205 --> 00:48:38,911 - You tell him. - No, you tell him. 486 00:48:40,209 --> 00:48:42,285 What is it? 487 00:48:42,335 --> 00:48:43,914 We're getting married. 488 00:48:47,257 --> 00:48:49,131 - Thank you. - Excellent! 489 00:48:49,175 --> 00:48:50,755 Mum, you must be so happy. 490 00:49:08,611 --> 00:49:10,689 Thanks. That's great. 491 00:49:29,173 --> 00:49:30,834 Listen... 492 00:49:30,883 --> 00:49:33,671 Listen, let's get one thing quite clear, right? 493 00:49:33,719 --> 00:49:37,304 You're gonna get married, you're gonna have kids, 494 00:49:37,348 --> 00:49:39,923 you're gonna do the mum and dad thing... 495 00:49:41,019 --> 00:49:43,096 which is the right thing. 496 00:49:43,146 --> 00:49:45,223 Shag who the fuck you want to shag. 497 00:49:45,273 --> 00:49:47,848 But don't fuck up your whole family. 498 00:49:47,901 --> 00:49:49,776 And her family back home. 499 00:49:49,820 --> 00:49:53,569 - It's not just about shagging, Hammid. - What's it about, then? 500 00:49:53,614 --> 00:49:55,608 What's it about? 501 00:49:55,658 --> 00:49:57,735 There's so many birds out there 502 00:49:57,785 --> 00:50:01,700 - and you've went daft over one bird. - I've no' went daft over her. 503 00:50:01,748 --> 00:50:04,453 What, you're gonna screw up your whole family? 504 00:50:04,501 --> 00:50:06,992 I'm just supposed to marry somebody I don't know? 505 00:50:07,044 --> 00:50:09,963 Aye. Just do it. Who cares? 506 00:50:10,006 --> 00:50:12,083 You've got a family to think about. 507 00:50:13,843 --> 00:50:17,628 You've got your religion to think about. You've got that to think about. 508 00:50:17,680 --> 00:50:19,507 How are you gonna walk into there? 509 00:50:19,556 --> 00:50:21,634 I'll lose her. 510 00:50:21,684 --> 00:50:24,887 Give a fuck if you lose her. Would you rather lose your family 511 00:50:24,937 --> 00:50:26,848 or would you rather lose this bird? 512 00:50:26,898 --> 00:50:29,651 - This bird is a nobody. - She's not a nobody. 513 00:50:29,692 --> 00:50:33,737 She is a nobody compared to your family, right? Your family back home. 514 00:50:33,780 --> 00:50:36,948 You've got a mosque right there. Listen... 515 00:50:36,991 --> 00:50:41,452 You're being stupid if you think for one minute everyone's gonna understand. 516 00:50:41,495 --> 00:50:45,364 No-one's gonna understand. As far as anyone's concerned, she's a goree. 517 00:50:45,416 --> 00:50:47,326 She's a white girl. That's it. 518 00:50:47,376 --> 00:50:49,417 She's no' a Muslim. 519 00:50:51,171 --> 00:50:55,217 Sarah can't make it, by the way, so it's just going to be the five of us. 520 00:50:55,259 --> 00:50:57,336 I'm not coming. 521 00:51:02,100 --> 00:51:04,175 I'm not coming up. 522 00:51:04,225 --> 00:51:06,303 What do you mean? 523 00:51:10,441 --> 00:51:12,517 Why not? 524 00:51:13,860 --> 00:51:15,938 Did you talk to your folks? 525 00:51:15,988 --> 00:51:18,065 I tried to tell them last night. 526 00:51:21,702 --> 00:51:23,779 I just couldn't think of the words. 527 00:51:28,375 --> 00:51:30,451 I feel so strong when I'm around you. 528 00:51:32,546 --> 00:51:34,622 But it'll break their hearts. 529 00:51:35,632 --> 00:51:37,709 It'll destroy them. 530 00:51:38,677 --> 00:51:40,754 What about your heart? 531 00:51:45,225 --> 00:51:47,018 What about my heart? 532 00:51:49,688 --> 00:51:51,765 Jasmine? 533 00:51:53,024 --> 00:51:55,101 Do you love her? 534 00:51:56,236 --> 00:51:59,238 You don't understand. It's... It's not about love. 535 00:52:01,700 --> 00:52:03,777 It's much more than that. 536 00:52:04,870 --> 00:52:06,946 So are you just gonna erm... 537 00:52:06,996 --> 00:52:10,663 sit back and let your parents make all your choices for you? 538 00:52:12,002 --> 00:52:16,000 Or are you gonna actually do something about it and say something to them? 539 00:52:16,047 --> 00:52:18,123 I'm their only son. 540 00:52:21,844 --> 00:52:23,922 I can't let them down. 541 00:52:23,972 --> 00:52:26,179 I can't. 542 00:52:32,772 --> 00:52:34,849 Casim... 543 00:52:37,985 --> 00:52:40,062 We're good together, you know? 544 00:52:41,072 --> 00:52:43,148 I mean... 545 00:52:44,366 --> 00:52:46,444 it's easy. 546 00:52:47,495 --> 00:52:49,572 It feels right, you know? 547 00:52:51,415 --> 00:52:53,789 And I think that we can... 548 00:52:53,835 --> 00:52:56,374 If we want to, we can make it work. 549 00:52:57,422 --> 00:52:58,882 For how long? 550 00:52:58,924 --> 00:53:01,000 I don't know, but who knows that? 551 00:53:01,050 --> 00:53:03,127 Does anybody ever really know that? 552 00:53:04,178 --> 00:53:06,255 You just... 553 00:53:07,306 --> 00:53:09,715 You just take a chance. 554 00:53:11,059 --> 00:53:13,137 I can't match you, Roisin. 555 00:53:17,358 --> 00:53:19,435 I can't match you. 556 00:54:20,503 --> 00:54:22,581 I've got some good news, guys. 557 00:54:24,758 --> 00:54:25,801 Dad... 558 00:54:25,842 --> 00:54:27,718 - Sorry. - Dad... 559 00:54:27,761 --> 00:54:29,838 - What is it? - Erm... 560 00:54:29,888 --> 00:54:31,882 I got some really food news today. 561 00:54:35,561 --> 00:54:39,606 I've been offered an unconditional place at Edinburgh University. 562 00:54:40,982 --> 00:54:42,774 Here, Dad. 563 00:54:54,746 --> 00:54:57,748 There's 20 students chasing every place. 564 00:54:59,960 --> 00:55:02,997 Wait a minute. What's going on here? 565 00:55:04,047 --> 00:55:05,756 Why Edinburgh? 566 00:55:05,798 --> 00:55:11,174 Erm... because the course I want to do... erm... is in Edinburgh. 567 00:55:12,221 --> 00:55:16,386 Listen, dear, there are four or five universities in this bloody city. 568 00:55:16,435 --> 00:55:18,345 What's the community gonna say? 569 00:55:21,064 --> 00:55:24,398 It's a good university. It's the only course I want to do. 570 00:55:25,443 --> 00:55:29,311 Your brother... Your sister went to Glasgow University. 571 00:55:29,363 --> 00:55:33,409 And your brother went to university in Glasgow. Are they not food enough for you? 572 00:55:33,451 --> 00:55:36,204 No, Dad, it's not that. It's just... 573 00:55:36,246 --> 00:55:38,618 They say you were there for an interview. 574 00:55:38,664 --> 00:55:40,742 You never asked us. 575 00:55:40,792 --> 00:55:44,838 You never mentioned and got permission in the house to go for an interview. 576 00:55:44,879 --> 00:55:48,747 Look, I've got an unconditional place. It's amazing for someone my age. 577 00:55:48,799 --> 00:55:52,500 If you could go for an interview without getting permission, 578 00:55:52,552 --> 00:55:54,381 what could you do when you're there? 579 00:55:54,430 --> 00:55:57,882 Dad, one second. Tahara, couldn't you just commute or something? 580 00:55:57,933 --> 00:56:00,888 What's the point, then? I might as well stay in Glasgow. 581 00:56:00,936 --> 00:56:03,014 The whole part of this is so I can... 582 00:56:03,064 --> 00:56:08,023 What's more important to you? Education or staying away from home? 583 00:56:09,654 --> 00:56:11,730 There's unis in Glasgow as well. 584 00:56:12,489 --> 00:56:16,702 - Can't you just commute, Tahara? - How can you say that? No, I can't! 585 00:56:16,744 --> 00:56:21,122 It's not fair. I'm gonna miss out on a whole different life. I don't want to do that! 586 00:56:21,165 --> 00:56:25,377 Why... Why did you even get married and come here and have kids? 587 00:56:25,419 --> 00:56:27,579 What's the point of having kids here? 588 00:56:27,630 --> 00:56:30,881 We're Western! I'm sorry, but we're not from Pakistan! 589 00:56:30,925 --> 00:56:34,591 Listen, don't change the subject! You are going to study in Glasgow! 590 00:56:34,637 --> 00:56:37,092 - I'm not changing the subject! - You can't go! 591 00:56:37,138 --> 00:56:40,888 - It's the same bloody subject! - And don't talk to me like that! Right? 592 00:56:40,934 --> 00:56:43,012 Take it away! Enough is enough! 593 00:56:43,062 --> 00:56:45,387 Is this why we got you educated? 594 00:56:45,438 --> 00:56:49,520 That this day had to come? You cannot go! And that's final! 595 00:56:55,866 --> 00:56:57,943 I'm sorry. 596 00:56:57,993 --> 00:57:00,449 It really hurts. It means so much. 597 00:57:01,371 --> 00:57:03,946 Do you know how much work I've put... 598 00:57:03,999 --> 00:57:06,371 Do you know how much work I've put into it? 599 00:57:06,417 --> 00:57:08,495 No, Mum, please! 600 00:57:08,545 --> 00:57:10,623 I've worked my arse off. 601 00:57:12,257 --> 00:57:15,592 - You're just over-dramatic. - Oh, just fuck off! 602 00:57:18,097 --> 00:57:20,885 Don't you ever talk to me like that again. 603 00:57:22,975 --> 00:57:26,346 And you are such a hypocrite! 604 00:57:27,522 --> 00:57:29,599 Casim, look at me. 605 00:57:30,692 --> 00:57:32,769 Look at me. What's wrong? 606 00:57:32,819 --> 00:57:35,062 You're such a fucking hypocrite! 607 00:57:35,113 --> 00:57:37,191 Look at me! 608 00:57:38,324 --> 00:57:40,864 I'll never forgive you for this. 609 00:57:42,663 --> 00:57:45,665 - You're only upset, only. - Mum... 610 00:58:46,475 --> 00:58:48,635 I can't go ahead with it. 611 00:58:59,947 --> 00:59:04,159 I'll sell the car. I'll give you the money back for the extension. I can't do it. 612 00:59:40,904 --> 00:59:45,781 Yeah. What, birthday parties? Are you having a fucking laugh, mate? 613 00:59:45,825 --> 00:59:50,822 I don't do birthday parties. I've no' been doing birthday parties for the last ten years. 614 00:59:50,873 --> 00:59:55,168 But listen, if you wanna phone back, phone me back, but I've got another call. 615 00:59:55,210 --> 00:59:59,292 Listen, my other phone's ringing so do you want to call back? 616 00:59:59,340 --> 01:00:02,341 I'll speak to you soon. Aye, OK, mate. Yeah, hello? 617 01:00:04,094 --> 01:00:06,468 Yeah, f lam stuff. Yeah, that's us, yeah. 618 01:00:09,807 --> 01:00:12,097 Aye, I can sort you out with anything you want. 619 01:00:12,143 --> 01:00:15,145 Mull Of Kintyre, Abba-anything you want, I'll give you it. 620 01:00:19,692 --> 01:00:22,066 Aye, I can get you a DJ no problem. 621 01:00:22,112 --> 01:00:25,446 The guy you're probably lookin for, I take it, is Casim. 622 01:00:26,491 --> 01:00:28,569 Er, 750 quid. 623 01:00:29,661 --> 01:00:33,872 That's the fucking deposit, mate, that's the deposit. 624 01:00:38,002 --> 01:00:40,411 You're actually dressed all right tonight. 625 01:00:40,463 --> 01:00:43,169 - Thank you. Thank God! - Don't take him on. 626 01:00:43,216 --> 01:00:45,293 My wee sweetheart. 627 01:00:48,305 --> 01:00:50,974 We can't talk about girls. 628 01:00:51,016 --> 01:00:52,262 He's just a lad. 629 01:01:27,760 --> 01:01:30,086 Roisin... 630 01:01:30,137 --> 01:01:32,214 How have you been? 631 01:01:33,933 --> 01:01:35,642 Great. 632 01:01:35,685 --> 01:01:38,058 I didn't want to disturb you. You looked busy. 633 01:01:39,772 --> 01:01:41,849 Yeah, I'm kept busy. 634 01:01:43,150 --> 01:01:46,151 I don't suppose you... fancy meeting up sometime? 635 01:01:49,615 --> 01:01:51,110 No. 636 01:01:52,201 --> 01:01:54,278 No, I don't really see the point. 637 01:01:56,038 --> 01:01:58,079 I really miss you. 638 01:02:02,961 --> 01:02:06,332 Roisin... I think about you all the time. 639 01:02:10,760 --> 01:02:12,838 I have to go now. 640 01:02:18,394 --> 01:02:20,304 Thank you. 641 01:02:54,137 --> 01:02:56,214 Thank you. 642 01:02:59,809 --> 01:03:02,052 - Hi, dear. Is that all you want? - Yes. 643 01:03:02,103 --> 01:03:03,812 47p, please. 644 01:03:07,859 --> 01:03:09,603 - Here you are. - Thank you. 645 01:03:09,652 --> 01:03:12,607 - You'll manage or you want a bag? - That's fine, thank you. 646 01:03:12,655 --> 01:03:14,733 OK, thanks very much. 647 01:03:18,536 --> 01:03:20,613 Miss Hanlon. 648 01:03:22,582 --> 01:03:25,335 You don't have a cat, miss, do you? 649 01:03:25,377 --> 01:03:28,544 No. 650 01:03:30,631 --> 01:03:33,967 - Were you here to see Casim, then? - No, Tahara, I wasn't. 651 01:03:51,443 --> 01:03:55,608 That's much better. It is much better. You did it a little bit again. 652 01:03:55,656 --> 01:03:58,409 Roisin... Sorry, could I have a word? 653 01:03:58,451 --> 01:04:02,366 Yeah, of course. Do you want to have a practice? I'll be back in a second. 654 01:04:05,791 --> 01:04:06,705 Hi. 655 01:04:06,750 --> 01:04:09,954 I just noticed that your Certificate Of Approval is out of date 656 01:04:10,004 --> 01:04:12,376 and we need one to finalise all the details. 657 01:04:12,422 --> 01:04:17,761 If you could get one, take it to your parish priest, ask him to sign it, and that's it: Full-time post. 658 01:04:17,803 --> 01:04:19,881 OK, great. Thanks. 659 01:04:35,529 --> 01:04:37,607 Walk. 660 01:04:39,033 --> 01:04:41,110 Walk! 661 01:04:46,415 --> 01:04:48,492 Hello? 662 01:04:49,835 --> 01:04:52,244 Tahara told me you called off the wedding. 663 01:04:53,838 --> 01:04:55,916 And that you've moved out of home. 664 01:05:04,641 --> 01:05:06,718 - Hi. - Hi. 665 01:05:14,235 --> 01:05:16,608 - What was that for? - Cos you're a bastard. 666 01:05:16,653 --> 01:05:18,730 And you deserve it. 667 01:05:20,949 --> 01:05:23,523 - You're the bastard. - I am not. 668 01:05:25,037 --> 01:05:27,113 You're a prick. 669 01:05:27,163 --> 01:05:29,241 Prickette. 670 01:05:30,125 --> 01:05:32,202 Dick. 671 01:05:33,962 --> 01:05:36,039 Dickette. 672 01:06:02,616 --> 01:06:05,368 - I really missed you. - I missed you. 673 01:06:08,538 --> 01:06:10,614 Let's fuck. 674 01:06:50,163 --> 01:06:52,321 Roisin, you're going to have to duck down. 675 01:06:52,372 --> 01:06:54,450 - Quickly. Seriously. - Are you serious? 676 01:06:54,500 --> 01:06:56,125 - Seriously. - Casim... 677 01:06:56,168 --> 01:06:58,743 It's another of my cousin's takeaways. 678 01:06:58,796 --> 01:07:01,419 - That's you. - That's the last time I'm doing that. 679 01:07:01,465 --> 01:07:04,171 - You have to do it again. - How many cousins do you have? 680 01:07:21,110 --> 01:07:23,519 - There you go, Miss Hanlon. - Oh, lovely. 681 01:07:23,571 --> 01:07:25,481 Gulab jamin and ice cream. 682 01:07:25,531 --> 01:07:29,530 - Gulab jamee? - No, gulab jamin and ice cream. 683 01:07:30,661 --> 01:07:33,070 Thanks very much. What is it? 684 01:07:34,289 --> 01:07:36,912 Gulab jamin and ice cream. 685 01:07:39,252 --> 01:07:41,329 Thank you. 686 01:07:55,185 --> 01:07:57,263 It's my mum. 687 01:07:58,439 --> 01:08:00,148 Hello? 688 01:08:08,323 --> 01:08:11,408 Mum... don't cry, Mum. 689 01:08:20,126 --> 01:08:22,204 Promise, Mum. Look... 690 01:08:24,965 --> 01:08:27,041 Mum, don't cry. 691 01:08:29,302 --> 01:08:31,379 Mum, don't say that. 692 01:08:42,941 --> 01:08:45,018 What's wrong? 693 01:08:45,068 --> 01:08:47,146 She found my dad lying in my bed. 694 01:08:48,989 --> 01:08:50,483 He had a nightmare. 695 01:08:53,993 --> 01:08:56,485 Let me show you something. 696 01:09:04,170 --> 01:09:06,247 - My dad's a twin. - Is he? 697 01:09:06,297 --> 01:09:08,375 Och, look. 698 01:09:08,425 --> 01:09:10,382 They're lovely. 699 01:09:15,139 --> 01:09:17,216 Where were these taken? 700 01:09:18,100 --> 01:09:20,770 India. Their eighth birthday. 701 01:09:20,811 --> 01:09:24,062 Two months before Partition, 1947. 702 01:09:25,107 --> 01:09:27,148 They were Muslims living in India. 703 01:09:27,192 --> 01:09:29,270 They had to get over to Pakistan. 704 01:09:31,030 --> 01:09:33,320 The Sikhs and Hindus fled the other way. 705 01:09:35,368 --> 01:09:37,445 15 million people on the march. 706 01:09:39,288 --> 01:09:41,365 Plus two. 707 01:09:44,918 --> 01:09:47,292 They said it was like a journey from hell. 708 01:09:48,464 --> 01:09:51,170 The whole fucking place exploded in hysteria. 709 01:09:52,176 --> 01:09:55,878 Muslims butchered Hindus, Hindus slaughtered Muslims. 710 01:09:57,556 --> 01:10:00,594 Hundreds and hundreds of thousands of people died. 711 01:10:07,107 --> 01:10:10,976 Halfway through, they were caught in an ambush outside a village. 712 01:10:12,904 --> 01:10:14,982 My dad's brother was kidnapped. 713 01:10:17,660 --> 01:10:19,737 He was never, ever seen again. 714 01:10:21,873 --> 01:10:23,949 It's marked my dad for life. 715 01:10:27,544 --> 01:10:29,621 What was his name? 716 01:10:30,714 --> 01:10:32,672 Casim. 717 01:10:37,763 --> 01:10:39,840 I'd love to meet them. 718 01:10:40,807 --> 01:10:42,932 You know, get to know them, slowly. 719 01:10:42,977 --> 01:10:46,014 - Did you ever imagine being a Muslim? - No. 720 01:10:48,649 --> 01:10:50,808 Under any circumstances? 721 01:10:52,986 --> 01:10:54,611 No. 722 01:10:54,654 --> 01:10:58,107 They can't imagine me being with someone who's not a Muslim. 723 01:10:58,158 --> 01:11:02,287 I've a friend who's been living with his girlfriend for seven years. 724 01:11:03,204 --> 01:11:06,741 His parents think there's a bunch of them who share a flat together. 725 01:11:06,792 --> 01:11:09,414 I couldn't live a lie like that, Casim. No way. 726 01:11:10,671 --> 01:11:12,747 It's easy for you. 727 01:11:12,797 --> 01:11:14,874 Nothing to lose. 728 01:11:15,800 --> 01:11:18,968 "Can't live a lie". It's a self-indulgence. 729 01:11:19,012 --> 01:11:21,089 What are you talking about? 730 01:11:21,139 --> 01:11:23,299 Do you want me to break with my family? 731 01:11:24,601 --> 01:11:26,429 I mean break forever? 732 01:11:29,689 --> 01:11:31,767 Could you do that with your mum? 733 01:11:35,696 --> 01:11:37,771 And what do you ask of them? 734 01:11:40,116 --> 01:11:42,193 They can't make the jump, Roisin. 735 01:11:42,243 --> 01:11:45,031 - They can't. - So people can't change? 736 01:11:45,079 --> 01:11:46,990 They're beyond that. 737 01:11:48,083 --> 01:11:52,413 I mean, if they see me living here, my whole life would be destroyed with them. 738 01:11:55,048 --> 01:11:57,125 So what are we going to do? 739 01:11:58,426 --> 01:12:03,587 Just tell little lies for the rest of our... time together? 740 01:12:05,766 --> 01:12:07,844 I almost said "lives". 741 01:12:26,536 --> 01:12:29,705 - Hello, I'm here to see Father Chambers. - Are you expected? 742 01:12:29,749 --> 01:12:33,829 - Yeah, I've got an appointment. - If you'd like to take a seat, please. 743 01:12:35,755 --> 01:12:38,792 - Can I have your name, please? - It's Roisin Hanlon. 744 01:12:47,766 --> 01:12:50,388 - Good morning, Father. - Straight through. 745 01:12:57,568 --> 01:13:00,356 I haven't seen you in Mass for some time, Roisin. 746 01:13:00,404 --> 01:13:03,193 I take it you've been attending another parish. 747 01:13:04,825 --> 01:13:08,361 The school have offered me a permanent position. 748 01:13:08,412 --> 01:13:12,113 Since I'll be moving from a temporary contract into a full-time post, 749 01:13:12,165 --> 01:13:17,292 I just need my Certificate Of Approval updated, so I'd be grateful if you'd sign it for me. 750 01:13:19,172 --> 01:13:21,925 And that's it, yes? Simple as that? 751 01:13:21,967 --> 01:13:24,127 Thank you, Father. Goodbye, Father. 752 01:13:24,178 --> 01:13:27,215 I was given this by the Archdiocese. 753 01:13:27,264 --> 01:13:31,429 The appropriate section being the update of the Educate Scotland Act, 1918. 754 01:13:31,477 --> 01:13:36,638 In particular, the amendments of 1989, schedule 10, paragraph 8. 755 01:13:37,523 --> 01:13:41,653 "Each teacher shall be approved as to his religious belief and character" 756 01:13:41,694 --> 01:13:43,772 by the representative of the Church 757 01:13:43,822 --> 01:13:47,025 "in whose interest the school is being conducted." 758 01:13:48,493 --> 01:13:51,946 What do you think is the rationale behind Catholic schools? 759 01:13:53,832 --> 01:13:58,624 "It is a community of faith where pupils and teachers work together, 760 01:13:58,669 --> 01:14:02,620 recognising that they share the same Christian values." 761 01:14:04,341 --> 01:14:08,637 What do you make of that? That is the law of the land. 762 01:14:11,140 --> 01:14:13,549 I wasn't aware of the details, Father. 763 01:14:13,601 --> 01:14:16,176 It's even more specific than you think. 764 01:14:17,189 --> 01:14:22,101 As parish priest, I have to satisfy myself that the teacher in question 765 01:14:22,151 --> 01:14:26,197 "is giving public witness to the faith in their daily lives." 766 01:14:26,238 --> 01:14:28,908 Now, that is quite clear, Roisin. 767 01:14:30,618 --> 01:14:33,110 OK... I'm not going to beat around the bush. 768 01:14:34,914 --> 01:14:36,707 Are you living with a man? 769 01:14:36,750 --> 01:14:38,458 Sorry? 770 01:14:38,501 --> 01:14:42,251 Are you having sex outside of marriage? 771 01:14:42,297 --> 01:14:44,920 - That's none of your business. - It is my business. 772 01:14:44,967 --> 01:14:47,042 You've not been listening. 773 01:14:47,092 --> 01:14:51,471 I have a responsibility to the parents of those Catholic children that you teach. 774 01:14:51,513 --> 01:14:56,011 I am a priest. I'm not some 9-to-5 bureaucrat who's here just to rubber-stamp things. 775 01:14:56,060 --> 01:14:58,766 What are you thinking? You think you can get into bed 776 01:14:58,813 --> 01:15:01,649 with any Tom, Dick or Mohammed and teach Catholic kids? 777 01:15:01,691 --> 01:15:04,479 - What did you say? - You heard fine well what I said! 778 01:15:04,527 --> 01:15:06,817 - Who told you that? - None of your business! 779 01:15:06,862 --> 01:15:11,026 None of my business? I'm sorry, but this is my life you're talking about. 780 01:15:11,074 --> 01:15:14,278 It's my... my job, my career! 781 01:15:14,328 --> 01:15:18,955 And who do you think you are to speak to me like I'm your housekeeper or some altar boy? 782 01:15:18,999 --> 01:15:21,574 I am your parish priest! 783 01:15:21,627 --> 01:15:25,079 I'll speak to you in whatever manner I see fit! Now, sit down! 784 01:15:25,131 --> 01:15:30,043 If you want to keep this job of yours, I suggest you take a seat! 785 01:15:30,094 --> 01:15:31,838 Now! Sit! 786 01:15:34,514 --> 01:15:36,592 Now... 787 01:15:36,642 --> 01:15:42,100 Let's both take a deep breath and see if we can sort this out amicably now. 788 01:15:42,148 --> 01:15:45,398 I do not doubt for a second that you are a wonderful teacher. 789 01:15:45,442 --> 01:15:50,569 In fact, I've got letters from the school saying so, but I have to listen to my conscience. 790 01:15:50,615 --> 01:15:55,954 In the eyes of the Catholic Church, you are still a married woman. 791 01:15:55,995 --> 01:15:59,245 Now, you're a young woman. You can apply for annulment. 792 01:16:00,040 --> 01:16:02,329 This boy you're living with, is he a Catholic? 793 01:16:04,545 --> 01:16:06,834 Would he consider becoming a Catholic? 794 01:16:08,799 --> 01:16:11,635 - We haven't spoken about it. - Well, I suggest you do. 795 01:16:11,677 --> 01:16:16,589 And anyway, even if he doesn't want to become a Catholic, we're not living in the Dark Ages. 796 01:16:16,641 --> 01:16:19,975 When you get an annulment, you can get a special dispensation 797 01:16:20,019 --> 01:16:23,720 and then you can get married on the condition that you both vow 798 01:16:23,772 --> 01:16:26,857 that you will bring up your children as Catholics. 799 01:16:26,900 --> 01:16:28,977 Now, in the meantime... 800 01:16:29,027 --> 01:16:31,733 you cannot live in sin 801 01:16:31,779 --> 01:16:37,985 and come in here and ask me to rubber-stamp it or give you some seal of approval. 802 01:16:38,036 --> 01:16:41,239 You might not like that, but that's simply the way it is. 803 01:16:42,332 --> 01:16:46,626 The faith of our fathers is not for the faint-hearted. I'll give you some advice. 804 01:16:46,669 --> 01:16:50,585 You go home, you kick him out and you get married. 805 01:16:50,632 --> 01:16:55,341 And if you're not prepared to do that, I suggest you go and teach the Protestants. 806 01:17:12,779 --> 01:17:16,279 He was rude, he was patronising... 807 01:17:17,951 --> 01:17:20,656 He was horrible. The whole thing was horrible. 808 01:17:21,704 --> 01:17:26,118 I mean, it's an ordinary school, supported 100% by public taxes. Our taxes at that. 809 01:17:26,167 --> 01:17:29,502 What my private life has to do with anything I've no idea. 810 01:17:29,546 --> 01:17:31,420 "Living in sin". 811 01:17:31,464 --> 01:17:33,256 Fucking cheek of him. 812 01:17:34,801 --> 01:17:37,173 What would your mum have made of all this? 813 01:17:37,219 --> 01:17:40,637 Oh, God, I don't know. I mean, she would have supported me, 814 01:17:40,681 --> 01:17:44,431 and she probably would have said, "I just want you to be happy, Roisin." 815 01:17:44,477 --> 01:17:48,856 Then probably a day or two later, she would have said, "What about the children?" 816 01:17:48,898 --> 01:17:52,149 That's what everybody's going to be thinking, isn't it? 817 01:17:52,193 --> 01:17:54,187 What colour are they going to be? 818 01:17:54,237 --> 01:17:57,523 Are they going to be circumcised? Which school will they go to? 819 01:17:57,573 --> 01:18:00,444 What religious stamp are you going to stick to them? 820 01:18:00,492 --> 01:18:04,029 They're fucking bigots, all of them. They drive me fucking insane. 821 01:18:04,080 --> 01:18:08,541 If it's not the Holy Willy priest and his cronies on one side, 822 01:18:08,584 --> 01:18:12,713 it's your dad and the fucking mullahs on the other and we're stuck in the middle. 823 01:18:12,755 --> 01:18:14,381 Don't say that, Roisin. 824 01:18:14,423 --> 01:18:17,129 - Don't call my dad a bigot. - Well, what is he, then? 825 01:18:17,176 --> 01:18:20,545 - He could be a lot of things but he's not a bigot. - You said so yourself. 826 01:18:20,596 --> 01:18:23,170 - You don't know him. - You said he'd look through me. 827 01:18:23,223 --> 01:18:25,715 He's not a bigot. You don't know him, Roisin. 828 01:18:25,767 --> 01:18:29,387 - You're too scared to introduce us. - You're white. You don't understand. 829 01:18:40,032 --> 01:18:42,109 Sign it. 830 01:18:43,827 --> 01:18:46,401 - Is that my resignation? - Your contract. 831 01:18:46,454 --> 01:18:49,907 - I haven't got the Certificate Of Approval. - I don't care. 832 01:18:51,627 --> 01:18:54,629 - This is your head on the line, Michael. - I said... 833 01:18:55,756 --> 01:18:57,381 sign it. 834 01:18:57,424 --> 01:18:59,798 You do know I'm still living with him...? 835 01:18:59,844 --> 01:19:03,462 That's none of my business, Roisin, and, as far as I'm concerned, 836 01:19:03,513 --> 01:19:08,639 it's none of that old fanatic's business either. You've done a first-class job here. 837 01:19:08,685 --> 01:19:11,888 Look, do I have to forge that signature for you? 838 01:19:11,938 --> 01:19:13,397 No. 839 01:19:36,921 --> 01:19:38,999 Excuse me. 840 01:19:39,049 --> 01:19:41,837 - Are you Miss... Hanlon? - Yeah. 841 01:19:42,886 --> 01:19:45,923 My name's Rukhsana Khan. I'm Casim's older sister. 842 01:19:45,972 --> 01:19:47,302 Hi. 843 01:19:47,349 --> 01:19:50,801 Erm... is it possible to have... have a chat with you? 844 01:19:50,852 --> 01:19:52,930 Yeah, sure. Do you want to come up? 845 01:19:52,980 --> 01:19:55,102 Could we go elsewhere? 846 01:19:59,068 --> 01:20:01,145 - Tea? - Thanks. 847 01:20:01,195 --> 01:20:02,904 Thanks. 848 01:20:02,947 --> 01:20:05,025 That's great. Thanks. 849 01:20:13,082 --> 01:20:16,251 Roisin, you must be wondering why I've asked to... 850 01:20:16,295 --> 01:20:18,583 Well, I've come to see you, I suppose. 851 01:20:18,629 --> 01:20:20,837 You must think this is very odd, but... 852 01:20:20,881 --> 01:20:26,173 basically, I feel that I had to talk to you because of what's going on just now with my family. 853 01:20:26,220 --> 01:20:28,095 Erm... 854 01:20:29,974 --> 01:20:32,466 Casim's left home and he's living with you. 855 01:20:32,518 --> 01:20:37,478 And erm... as far as my family's concerned and my community's concerned, 856 01:20:37,524 --> 01:20:40,691 it's brought a great deal of shame on all of us. 857 01:20:40,735 --> 01:20:44,354 You see, we have this concept called "izzat"... 858 01:20:45,448 --> 01:20:47,904 which I guess is family honour, 859 01:20:47,950 --> 01:20:50,738 and that's really, really important to people. 860 01:20:50,786 --> 01:20:56,291 And my parents, all their life, have worked very, very hard to maintain that, to keep that. 861 01:20:56,333 --> 01:20:59,668 And they've built up respect and trust in the community. 862 01:21:01,964 --> 01:21:05,713 And what Casim has done has basically taken that away. 863 01:21:06,760 --> 01:21:08,504 And not only that... 864 01:21:10,180 --> 01:21:13,051 I don't know if Casim told you, but... 865 01:21:15,310 --> 01:21:17,767 I met Amar through my family... 866 01:21:18,940 --> 01:21:22,356 and we got on really well, our families got on really well. 867 01:21:22,401 --> 01:21:24,229 We were very fond of each other. 868 01:21:25,988 --> 01:21:29,606 In the short time that we've known each other, we feel very strongly. 869 01:21:29,657 --> 01:21:31,735 And we both want to get married. 870 01:21:34,496 --> 01:21:36,573 But because of what Casim's done... 871 01:21:39,710 --> 01:21:42,878 his mother phoned up and cancelled the wedding. 872 01:21:48,177 --> 01:21:50,254 I love your brother. 873 01:21:51,638 --> 01:21:53,715 Why can't you accept that? 874 01:21:54,682 --> 01:21:56,760 For how long? 875 01:21:58,895 --> 01:22:00,972 I... I don't know. 876 01:22:02,065 --> 01:22:04,142 When will you know? 877 01:22:04,192 --> 01:22:06,400 When everybody's lives are fucked up? 878 01:22:06,445 --> 01:22:08,652 Can't you understand what's going on? 879 01:22:09,489 --> 01:22:13,073 Can't you understand that, because of your... love, 880 01:22:13,118 --> 01:22:16,653 that so many people's lives are being destroyed? 881 01:22:19,082 --> 01:22:21,289 You clearly don't understand, do you? 882 01:22:23,961 --> 01:22:26,418 Roisin, I'm just going to ask you straight. 883 01:22:26,464 --> 01:22:28,542 Will you leave my brother? 884 01:22:31,345 --> 01:22:33,587 Please will you leave my brother? 885 01:22:35,849 --> 01:22:37,926 No. 886 01:23:42,915 --> 01:23:44,992 Roisin, can I have a word with you? 887 01:23:54,009 --> 01:23:57,011 I need to have a quick word with you. Come over here. 888 01:23:57,054 --> 01:23:59,131 Away from the classroom. 889 01:23:59,181 --> 01:24:02,136 Roisin... I am so sorry. 890 01:24:02,184 --> 01:24:07,013 I have just had a call from the Director Of Education and I'm afraid you're out, 891 01:24:07,064 --> 01:24:09,141 and I'm in a bit of trouble. 892 01:24:09,191 --> 01:24:13,356 They're going to move you on to a non-denominational school on Monday, 893 01:24:13,404 --> 01:24:15,730 so I'm afraid this is your last day. 894 01:24:17,616 --> 01:24:19,692 This is ridiculous. 895 01:24:20,744 --> 01:24:22,618 I-I agree. 896 01:24:23,538 --> 01:24:25,746 So I start in another school on Monday. 897 01:24:26,791 --> 01:24:28,501 Yes, I'm afraid so. 898 01:24:29,544 --> 01:24:32,879 What about the students? Can I not work till the end of the term? 899 01:24:32,923 --> 01:24:36,459 I know. I know, and I regret that bitterly, but I'm afraid... 900 01:24:36,510 --> 01:24:40,460 all you can do is go back in there and say that you're having to leave. 901 01:24:41,347 --> 01:24:43,424 And this'll be the last day. 902 01:24:44,267 --> 01:24:46,345 It's shocking, I know. 903 01:24:46,395 --> 01:24:48,684 And they will be as disappointed as I am. 904 01:25:10,043 --> 01:25:12,879 - Hello? - Casim, move your fucking arse! 905 01:25:12,921 --> 01:25:14,713 Get down the stairs, right? 906 01:25:14,756 --> 01:25:17,129 - Or we're gonna fuck up this whole deal. - OK. 907 01:25:17,175 --> 01:25:20,130 - Give me a minute. I'm coming. - How many minutes? An hour? 908 01:25:20,178 --> 01:25:22,552 - Give me a minute. - You wee dick! Move it! 909 01:25:22,598 --> 01:25:25,801 I need to go. We're meeting those backers from London. 910 01:25:25,851 --> 01:25:30,014 - Can you postpone? - We're picking them up at the airport just now. 911 01:25:30,062 --> 01:25:32,685 Why don't you give him the plans? He can go on his own. 912 01:25:32,732 --> 01:25:34,809 He needs me to come along with him. 913 01:25:34,859 --> 01:25:37,814 Well... I kind of need you here, Casim. I lost my job today. 914 01:25:37,863 --> 01:25:40,484 I'll be back in a couple of hours. It won't take long. 915 01:25:41,574 --> 01:25:43,652 If it's not Hammid, it's the priest. 916 01:25:43,702 --> 01:25:47,367 - If it's not the priest, it's your bloody sister. - My sister's OK. 917 01:25:47,413 --> 01:25:51,198 She's OK? She asked me to leave you. 918 01:25:51,250 --> 01:25:54,370 Roisin, I need to go. It's important to me. 919 01:25:54,419 --> 01:25:56,497 And this is important to me. 920 01:25:56,547 --> 01:25:59,881 I've tried to understand your sister, Casim, I really have. 921 01:25:59,925 --> 01:26:02,713 I've tried to understand your whole family, in fact. 922 01:26:02,761 --> 01:26:07,056 If your dad's so great, I don't see why he can't start treating me like a human being. 923 01:26:07,100 --> 01:26:10,434 - If you'd been in his shoes you wouldn't judge... - Here we go again. 924 01:26:10,478 --> 01:26:12,970 "Here we go again? Here we go again?" 925 01:26:13,023 --> 01:26:15,228 Have you ever had a dog set on you, Roisin? 926 01:26:15,273 --> 01:26:19,355 Have a group of kids chasing after you, making monkey noises? I don't think so. 927 01:26:19,403 --> 01:26:22,607 You have any idea how many times he had to keep his mouth shut? 928 01:26:22,657 --> 01:26:26,192 The humiliation, the insults he's been through? No, none whatsoever. 929 01:26:27,286 --> 01:26:29,364 Have you ever been spat on, in fact? 930 01:26:29,414 --> 01:26:32,914 Just ask Rukhsana what it feels like to have a grog run down her face. 931 01:26:32,958 --> 01:26:36,792 - OK, so there's racist bastards out there. - I saw my father stabbed. 932 01:26:36,838 --> 01:26:38,877 He nearly bled to death in my arms. 933 01:26:38,922 --> 01:26:41,461 So excuse fucking me. 934 01:26:49,850 --> 01:26:51,927 Fucking coming, mate! Wait! 935 01:26:52,978 --> 01:26:54,557 That's not fair, Casim. 936 01:26:54,605 --> 01:26:56,682 It's not my fault. 937 01:26:56,732 --> 01:27:00,980 And it's not my family's fault if they're treated like Paki foreigners, 938 01:27:01,028 --> 01:27:03,436 not quite up to the mark. 939 01:27:12,038 --> 01:27:13,866 I need to go, Roisin. 940 01:27:16,084 --> 01:27:18,659 - It's really important I meet them. - Stay. 941 01:27:18,712 --> 01:27:22,462 - I'll be back as soon as I can. - Casim, I'm asking you to stay, please. 942 01:27:22,508 --> 01:27:26,173 - It's our backers from London. - Yeah, I know that, but I'm a... 943 01:27:26,219 --> 01:27:28,924 If they like us, it's our big chance. 944 01:27:28,971 --> 01:27:32,389 Maybe your sister's right. Maybe we shouldn't be with each other. 945 01:27:32,434 --> 01:27:34,392 - Maybe we shouldn't. - Fuck you, then. 946 01:27:34,435 --> 01:27:36,513 - Fuck off, then. - Whatever. 947 01:27:37,480 --> 01:27:38,976 Dick. 948 01:28:22,400 --> 01:28:24,477 Roisin? 949 01:28:27,823 --> 01:28:30,314 Roisin, can you take the chain off, please? 950 01:28:36,163 --> 01:28:38,240 Is everything OK? 951 01:28:38,290 --> 01:28:41,992 - She's not answering her mobile. It's off. - Still not got hold of her? 952 01:28:42,044 --> 01:28:45,247 Here, babes. Don't worry. Maybe she's gone out or something. 953 01:28:45,297 --> 01:28:47,375 OK? Don't worry. 954 01:28:52,680 --> 01:28:56,216 Hi, Roisin. If you're in, please pick up the phone at least. 955 01:28:56,267 --> 01:28:59,304 I can't call you on your mobile cos it's off. I'm so sorry. 956 01:28:59,353 --> 01:29:02,141 I feel like shit. I promise I'll make it up to you. 957 01:29:02,189 --> 01:29:05,274 If you're making me squirm, it's working. I deserve it. 958 01:29:05,318 --> 01:29:08,818 I've got some good news. They're putting up the money for the club. 959 01:29:08,862 --> 01:29:11,864 We're going out to celebrate. I can't do that without you. 960 01:29:11,907 --> 01:29:14,197 I'll have no-one to spin on the dance floor. 961 01:29:14,243 --> 01:29:18,621 Please phone me when you get back in, but if you're in, please pick up for me. 962 01:29:18,664 --> 01:29:20,742 See you soon, my durdou. 963 01:29:31,093 --> 01:29:34,095 - Casim... - What? 964 01:29:34,137 --> 01:29:37,056 - That was your mum on the phone. - What did she say? 965 01:29:37,099 --> 01:29:41,561 That you're always engaged. She's trying to get hold of you. Phone her back. 966 01:29:41,604 --> 01:29:45,021 - Anything else? - Well, she's not going to tell me. 967 01:29:45,065 --> 01:29:47,142 Give her a wee phone. 968 01:29:50,320 --> 01:29:52,397 Hello, Tahara? 969 01:29:53,281 --> 01:29:55,358 Wh... 970 01:29:56,576 --> 01:29:58,654 Tahara, are you still there? 971 01:30:00,289 --> 01:30:02,365 What was that? 972 01:30:02,416 --> 01:30:03,995 She got cut off. 973 01:30:04,043 --> 01:30:07,163 Might have been bad reception. Don't worry about it. 974 01:30:07,212 --> 01:30:09,289 No, I was calling the house phone. 975 01:30:09,339 --> 01:30:12,673 I think it might have something to do with your mum, no? 976 01:30:15,637 --> 01:30:18,971 Hi, Miss Hanlon, this is Rukhsana Khan, Casim's sister. 977 01:30:19,015 --> 01:30:21,637 I was hoping that I could, erm, meet up with you. 978 01:30:22,435 --> 01:30:24,512 Hello? 979 01:30:25,647 --> 01:30:27,724 Hi. 980 01:30:27,775 --> 01:30:30,349 It's Rukhsana here. Can I ask you a favour? 981 01:30:30,402 --> 01:30:32,479 What is it? 982 01:30:32,529 --> 01:30:34,072 I need to show you something. 983 01:30:34,114 --> 01:30:36,190 Show me what? 984 01:30:36,240 --> 01:30:40,192 Well, it's difficult to explain over the phone. Could I pick you up? 985 01:31:06,312 --> 01:31:08,105 How nice to see you, Casim. 986 01:31:08,148 --> 01:31:12,442 - Is everything all right? - Oh, fine. Everything is fine. But we miss you. 987 01:31:13,402 --> 01:31:15,278 Gosh, how nice to see you. 988 01:31:17,616 --> 01:31:20,237 Ah, leave it... Leave it. 989 01:31:20,284 --> 01:31:22,361 What do you think of it? 990 01:31:22,411 --> 01:31:25,448 - Is Tahara OK? - Tahara, she's in her room studying. 991 01:31:25,497 --> 01:31:27,575 Come on. She's fine. 992 01:31:27,625 --> 01:31:31,493 And... What do you think of it? We got it finished. 993 01:31:31,546 --> 01:31:35,295 - All done? - Oh, aye. Come on, I'll show you inside of it. 994 01:31:36,717 --> 01:31:39,044 There you are. All finito. 995 01:31:42,306 --> 01:31:44,384 This is your fitted kitchen. 996 01:31:47,269 --> 01:31:49,179 See? 997 01:31:49,229 --> 01:31:51,307 Real McKay stuff. 998 01:31:55,819 --> 01:31:59,022 And Casim, see that? Real pine wood. 999 01:32:02,117 --> 01:32:05,867 And your sister Rukhsana thought you would need the internet stuff. 1000 01:32:05,913 --> 01:32:08,488 - What do you call it? - Laptop. 1001 01:32:08,541 --> 01:32:10,830 Aye. There you are. It's all yours. 1002 01:32:24,181 --> 01:32:27,433 - Why are we stopped here? - Erm... this is our house. 1003 01:32:27,476 --> 01:32:29,102 Erm... 1004 01:32:34,191 --> 01:32:36,268 What am I doing here, Rukhsana? 1005 01:32:37,902 --> 01:32:39,980 Just... Just wait and see. 1006 01:32:42,407 --> 01:32:44,484 That's Amar there. 1007 01:32:45,786 --> 01:32:48,539 That's the extension my father's been working on. 1008 01:32:48,580 --> 01:32:50,657 He was completely obsessed with it. 1009 01:32:51,708 --> 01:32:53,786 Well, are we going to go in or just... 1010 01:32:55,254 --> 01:32:57,876 Just... Just... That's my mum. 1011 01:33:00,216 --> 01:33:03,503 - She's missed Casim so much. - Is that Casim? 1012 01:33:10,184 --> 01:33:12,262 Are we gonna go and meet them? 1013 01:33:14,147 --> 01:33:16,225 Just wait one second. 1014 01:33:49,306 --> 01:33:51,347 Who are they? 1015 01:33:51,392 --> 01:33:55,261 That's erm... Jasmine. Casim's fiancée. 1016 01:33:55,313 --> 01:33:58,932 Och, for fuck's sake, Rukhsana! What the fuck am I doing here? 1017 01:33:58,983 --> 01:34:02,104 What are you trying to do? Just rub it in my face, is it? 1018 01:34:05,115 --> 01:34:07,689 - I didn't meant to upset you. - Oh, did you not? 1019 01:34:07,743 --> 01:34:09,984 What do you think you're trying to do to me? 1020 01:34:10,035 --> 01:34:11,780 My intention's not to upset you. 1021 01:34:11,829 --> 01:34:15,530 I just want you to see what's going on, how we live, what our family's like. 1022 01:34:16,625 --> 01:34:19,462 Can't you see that this'll all be destroyed if... 1023 01:34:20,505 --> 01:34:22,711 I was told that the wedding is off. 1024 01:34:22,756 --> 01:34:25,046 - Is the wedding off? - No. 1025 01:34:25,092 --> 01:34:28,094 You'll see. Casim will go ahead with the marriage. 1026 01:34:33,100 --> 01:34:35,176 His family's very important to him. 1027 01:34:40,691 --> 01:34:43,609 So what is this? Are you just gonna leave me here 1028 01:34:43,652 --> 01:34:45,776 like a fucking eejit and rub it in my face? 1029 01:34:45,821 --> 01:34:49,903 My intention is to show you what's going on here and show you that that's my family. 1030 01:34:49,950 --> 01:34:51,908 I care about them, OK? 1031 01:34:51,952 --> 01:34:54,705 I am not prepared to give all that up plus Amar up 1032 01:34:54,747 --> 01:34:59,244 for someone who doesn't even know they're going to love my brother next week. 1033 01:34:59,293 --> 01:35:03,457 You're fucked, Rukhsana. You and your whole fucking family is fucked! 1034 01:35:45,297 --> 01:35:46,756 What did I say before I left? 1035 01:35:54,139 --> 01:35:57,057 Casim, I've tried to tell you but they've got my mobile. 1036 01:35:57,100 --> 01:35:59,094 - They've got Roisin outside. - What? 1037 01:35:59,144 --> 01:36:03,273 - They've got Roisin outside in the car! - Casim! Stand still! 1038 01:36:03,315 --> 01:36:05,392 Hey! Come back here! 1039 01:36:05,442 --> 01:36:08,645 What the fuck's going on? 1040 01:36:08,695 --> 01:36:12,444 - You come back here! - I don't know. She's gone. 1041 01:36:12,490 --> 01:36:14,982 I can't fucking believe this. What's going on? 1042 01:36:15,034 --> 01:36:17,242 - Come here! - She's gone. 1043 01:36:17,287 --> 01:36:18,616 Where is she? 1044 01:36:20,707 --> 01:36:23,495 - No, I'm not coming back anywhere. - Forget her! 1045 01:36:27,797 --> 01:36:31,333 - Rukhsana, take your mum inside. - Is this some sort of fucking joke? 1046 01:36:31,384 --> 01:36:34,753 I may not be as clever and educated like you are, but I'm your father. 1047 01:36:34,803 --> 01:36:37,212 Please try to understand. Right? Listen. 1048 01:36:37,264 --> 01:36:39,757 See, you could be with them 100 years. 1049 01:36:39,809 --> 01:36:44,022 They'll still call you "black bastard". Right? You're still the same to them. 1050 01:36:44,063 --> 01:36:46,603 Think of 25 years down the road. 1051 01:36:46,649 --> 01:36:52,155 What happens when you don't have your health, your money, your resources, your business? 1052 01:36:52,197 --> 01:36:55,696 - What happens? She'll kick you out. - You don't know that, Dad. 1053 01:36:55,741 --> 01:36:58,945 Listen, don't let a cheap goree come between us. 1054 01:36:58,995 --> 01:37:02,411 They throw you out in the street. She'll find another man. 1055 01:37:02,456 --> 01:37:04,332 What about values? Right? 1056 01:37:04,375 --> 01:37:07,164 What about your culture? Your religion? Right? 1057 01:37:07,212 --> 01:37:08,588 Listen to your mum. 1058 01:37:08,630 --> 01:37:11,585 We're your parents. We'll die for you. 1059 01:37:11,633 --> 01:37:15,501 We'll do anything for you. You're our only son. You're our future. 1060 01:37:15,554 --> 01:37:17,262 Respect my choice, then, Dad! 1061 01:37:17,305 --> 01:37:20,306 That's all I ask of you. Respect my fucking choice! 1062 01:37:20,349 --> 01:37:23,220 We do! You don't understand that. Right? 1063 01:37:23,268 --> 01:37:27,314 Meet her. Her name's Roisin. Meet her, talk to her, get to know her. Can you do that? 1064 01:37:28,357 --> 01:37:32,308 - Listen, I'll ask you one more time. - You're not asking me, you're telling me. 1065 01:37:32,361 --> 01:37:36,110 You've done that your whole life. Your whole fucking life you've told me. 1066 01:37:36,156 --> 01:37:39,693 - Don't swear like that to me. - Just give her a chance. Give her a chance! 1067 01:37:39,744 --> 01:37:41,120 Casim! 1068 01:37:41,162 --> 01:37:43,238 Come back! 1069 01:37:43,288 --> 01:37:45,365 Oh, God! 1070 01:37:45,415 --> 01:37:47,325 Hey, you bastard, you! 1071 01:37:47,375 --> 01:37:50,247 Hey! You do that for them! 1072 01:37:50,296 --> 01:37:53,001 Bastard! Bastard! 1073 01:37:53,048 --> 01:37:55,717 Bastard! Bastards! 1074 01:37:55,759 --> 01:37:57,836 Stop it! 1075 01:37:59,054 --> 01:38:03,516 Bastards! Come on! Fucking do that, eh? 1076 01:38:09,189 --> 01:38:11,266 Roisin? 1077 01:38:12,483 --> 01:38:14,561 Roisin? 1078 01:38:52,149 --> 01:38:55,732 - How's your hand? - It's better. It's better. 1079 01:38:58,905 --> 01:39:00,982 Dad... 1080 01:39:02,075 --> 01:39:07,153 I know how you feel about... me wanting to be a journalist. 1081 01:39:07,205 --> 01:39:09,911 And about Edinburgh University. 1082 01:39:09,958 --> 01:39:14,704 I just want you to know that... I really want to go. 1083 01:39:15,839 --> 01:39:17,915 And I'm going to go. 1084 01:39:17,965 --> 01:39:20,125 And I'm gonna keep speaking to Casim. 1085 01:39:20,176 --> 01:39:23,712 I can't not speak to him. He's my brother. 1086 01:39:31,980 --> 01:39:34,057 Thanks, Mum. 1087 01:41:03,195 --> 01:41:05,817 I've been looking for you everywhere, Roisin. 1088 01:41:05,864 --> 01:41:07,692 I went to a bar. 1089 01:41:07,741 --> 01:41:09,818 Several, actually. 1090 01:41:10,911 --> 01:41:14,328 Nearly fucked a complete stranger. Can you believe that? 1091 01:41:16,123 --> 01:41:18,698 I felt a tad lonely, to be honest. 1092 01:41:22,547 --> 01:41:24,624 Have you come to pick up your stuff? 1093 01:41:27,886 --> 01:41:29,963 That depends. 1094 01:41:31,473 --> 01:41:33,550 What on? 1095 01:41:35,978 --> 01:41:38,055 Whether you'll grow tired of me. 1096 01:41:41,107 --> 01:41:43,184 Absolutely. 1097 01:41:44,777 --> 01:41:46,854 Will you throw me out if I get sick? 1098 01:41:46,904 --> 01:41:48,945 Definitely. 1099 01:41:48,990 --> 01:41:51,067 Watch too much telly? 1100 01:41:51,117 --> 01:41:52,743 Most certainly. 1101 01:41:52,786 --> 01:41:54,613 Become bankrupt and penniless? 1102 01:41:54,662 --> 01:41:56,455 Without a doubt. 1103 01:41:57,332 --> 01:41:59,409 If I get depressed and lose my mind? 1104 01:41:59,459 --> 01:42:01,168 I'll send you a card. 1105 01:42:03,504 --> 01:42:06,506 - Better pick up my stuff, then. - Yeah, you'd better. 1106 01:42:08,051 --> 01:42:10,127 And what about... 1107 01:42:11,720 --> 01:42:17,143 when I get very, very, very old, Miss Hanlon? 1108 01:42:20,062 --> 01:42:22,140 I'll let you know. 1109 01:42:33,576 --> 01:42:35,652 Crazy durdou. 1110 01:42:37,830 --> 01:42:39,907 Smelly goree. 82628