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What's that French chick?

Well, I was out last night in this bar.

I met this French chick, and she started blowing me in the bathroom. It was

pretty cool.

But she hasn't stopped blowing me yet.

She's like, right here.

It's not a problem.

She's doing a really good job, but I haven't parked her yet. I'm kind of

for that.

So I'm hoping we can get to that today.

So come introduce yourself, honey.

What is your name?

Carla. Carla.

And how old are you?

23 years old.

23 years old?

But 23?

23. 23.

And you are from Cal?

No, Nice.

Nice.

Nice. Nice is very nice.

And I...

You make video with American boys before?

No. No?

No. Wow.

First American.

Yes.

I like the sound of that.

Okay, you want to have sex now?

Huh? Okay, you finish. Okay.

Thank you.

Already did Oh

Mmm, smells really good.

One here, one...

It's good.

Felicia was good, yes?

beat me at ping pong.

So the bet was whoever loses had to go down on the other person.

I naturally lost, so I had to go down on her.

Brunette, really intense.

Nice round new butt.

And see if you can get through the whole scene when that whack got off.

It was pretty good.

And I fucked her off camera.

So we play for what? What do we play for here?

We play the game for that?

Yeah. So if one person wins, I have to go down on you, and if you win, you have

to go down on me. Okay.

You good?

Okay. You can go for that?

Okay, we play up to five.

Up to five.

Up to five, okay. Okay?

I guess I'm going to go down on her pretty quick, huh?

Good service.

Hey, shit, I don't need to do that.

Okay, three.

Wow.

Oh.

Yeah.

Amen.

Oh.

Yes, yes,

yes.

Yes. Yes.

Say au revoir from Cannes. Au revoir de Cannes.

Goodbye from Cannes.

All right, next up is Maya, a natural -breasted little piece of chicken from

Paris.

What? Very good.

Thanks a damn.

Thank you, champ.

It's all good.

And, oh, that's right. You, like, squirted all over my leg.

So you got a kick out of that one. I did.

Later. Well, I'm in France here, and I got to go to the club last night.

And today I'm going to fuck her in the ass.

Just for you.

And your name?

My name is Maya.

Maya.

And you?

And me, I'm Vince.

Yes.

These are real, yes?

Natural?

Natural. Natural.

This? Very natural.

Oh, it's very nice.

How do you know you haven't seen it yet?

Wow. And how old are you? Your age?

My age?

24.

I speak little English. Twenty -four.

Twenty -four. Ah, my translation is good, yes?

Twenty -four.

Twenty -four.

Yes,

me, old man.

You don't want to know.

Do you like sex?

Yes, I like.

What kind of sex do you like?

Yes, I like.

It's a language universal.

Whatever that means.

Do you like to give blowjobs?

Blowjobs? Yeah.

Yeah? Okay. Do you like to give me a blowjob?

Yeah. Yeah?

Yeah.

Okay. Give me a blowjob.

Wow. Wow.

Wow.

Ooh. Yes.

Oui. Oui.

Yes. Very good.

I'm right in there.

Ooh, that's what I found.

Nice person.

Okay, come here. You sit down.

Oh, yeah.

Oui.

Oh, yeah.

Huh?

Stay, stay.

Oh, hi there.

Say it.

Okay, tell me your name's Fabio. He's a redhead.

Red hair, red pussy, blue eyes.

Pretty fiery?

I read the head of fire in the hole.

Great deal.

Gaping again, as always.

Real French.

And, uh, yeah, great.

Hello from Cannes.

I'm Mark Davis. This is Vince Boyer.

And your name is?

Pouvia. Pouvia.

Pouvia.

Okay, and we're here with a French magazine called Film X.

It's a new magazine covering our shooting in Cannes.

The editor is Serge Prédu, who happens to be our translator for the day as

He'll be talking in throughout the scene, helping out.

You don't speak any English, no?

So,

here we go. Are those yours?

Confused to go right off the bat.

Also, how old are you?

Age?

23. 23?

I speak French. Age?

And you make many movies?

Yes.

Five, five, ten? Ten.

Ten movies?

Ten. Oh, not too many.

And you live in Paris?

New York. New Paris.

Two boys?

Before, two boys?

Have you ever done it with two girls? Yes.

Three? How many?

Three. No.

Three.

Maximum. Only three holds, yes?

One here, one here, one here.

That's a good point.

More on two hands.

Okay,

enough comedy.

That's what we came here for.

Okay, you lose close.

Wow.

Those are real, huh?

Natural? Yes. Very natural.

All natural. I turn my head, it's like a switch.

Just to let you guys know how natural.

Red hair, red bush.

Very natural.

Very nice. This is very rare.

Very rare.

Can I have that wing?

Wing.

Oh, I bet she gets something. Oh, yay, yay.

I'm going to have her.

Oh,

very

pretty.

Yeah,

you get that?

All right.

um um

Oh, yes.

I'm scared.

Bye.

It was chill.

Those are growing.

Ugh.

Cold?

I'm done.

Yes, yes.

Say come or can't. Bye -bye. Bye -bye.

One more time. One more time again.

Repeat. Repeat. One more.

One more. One more.

One more.

One more.

Bye -bye.

Bye -bye.

Coming up next is a girl called Mayonnaise.

Not to get confused with mayonnaise, but mayonnaise.

Black Brazilian girl.

Great teeth, great butt, great tits, great anal.

She said she didn't like it in the end. She liked it dry, so she wanted to sit

on top of it.

I think that means that she didn't like it, but I think she'll enjoy this one.

Your name for the movies?

Mayonnaise.

Mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise. May -nay, not may. May -nay.

Mayonnaise? Very nice. Mayonnaise. Nice to meet you. Yeah. One more time.

Mayonnaise? Mayonnaise.

Okay.

Good. Yes. And how old are you?

Twenty. Twenty? Yes.

And how many movies have you shot?

Two movies.

So this is number three? Yeah. So almost a third.

Not quite.

And where are you from? Your background?

Your nationality?

My mother is Norwegian and my father British.

And you speak French?

Yes. Very good.

And you like Cannes?

You like the festival?

It's your first time?

Yeah. Yeah? You like it? Much fun?

I love.

Yeah? Have you been to America before?

No. No? Would you like to go?

Yeah. Yeah? Maybe we put you in a suitcase and carry you on the plane.

I'm a gay, yes.

How many kilo?

How much kilo you weigh? You're very petite.

Kilo? Yes.

Forty -five. Forty -five kilo.

About a hundred and... Forty -five is about a hundred and two pounds. Ninety

-nine. Ninety -nine pounds.

Wow. Ninety -nine pounds.

Very petite.

Yes. Can you spend that for me?

How much?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah,

suck, suck, suck.

Mmm.

Yes.

Hey.

Whoa. Whoa.

Where is it?

Down again.

Yes, here I come.

It's my first time with American Boy

The first time with American boy? Yeah. You like?

No or yes?

Just a little bit.

A little bit?

Bye -bye from again.

Ciao. Ciao.

Ciao.

Ciao.

Coming up next is Go Forward

Oceana.

Really hot.

Great tits.

Real tits.

Really big tits. Nice ones.

Deeply anal. Anal. Deeply anal. Is that mean anal?

Deeply anal.

And great eyes. Really intense.

Pretty hot.

I think it's probably the best one that I've held up.

Pretty close.

If it's so many, I'd have to really think about that. Guys, you guys figure

out for yourselves.

What was the name?

Oceana. Oceana.

And you are 25?

25 from Paris?

Yeah. So far, so good. She understands.

Me, oui.

And how many productions, how many movies do you make?

How many productions?

Combien?

Environ une cinquantaine, mais en quatre ans.

About 50 in four years. Wow.

That's not too bad.

Mais ce n 'est pas en contenu, puisque je travaillais avant.

She used to work before, so it was not all the time. What kind of work did you

do before?

What kind of work did you do before?

I was a secretary.

Secretary.

And also, you like girls as well? You like them?

Yes. Yes?

Okay.

And boys, how many before?

Three, four, five?

Maximum. The maximum?

No, three.

Two, three. You've never done more than with three men on a scene?

Yes, I did a gangbang, but it didn't work.

A gangbang?

No. She did a gangbang, but she did not like it. Oh, no. It was the wrong boy.

It wasn't the right actors.

You have the right boy, there's no problem.

It's the anabolic gangbang, Jeff.

One thing we have to show, while your hands are on there, I guess I'll just

a top off for her. Oh, yeah, I see my hands.

This is what you call...

El natural.

Homegrown, baby.

Real. Really nice.

Called instant wood.

Wow.

Wow. Look at that.

Did you get together? What?

Ensemble. Ensemble.

On tour.

Okay, come face the end.

Thank you very much.

Thank you.

Huh?

Huh?

You right in?

Wow. She didn't even flinch.

You all the way in.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Wow. You're so hot. Oh, fuck.

Au revoir, pumpkin.

Wow, the French Riviera. Who'd have guessed?

Okay.

She's got a friggin' dick. Okay, hang on.

Chicks with dicks.

That's cool. Continue.

A whole new series.

Yeah, a whole new series. Right.

Chicks with dicks.

I'm jealous now.

Are you sure her husband was an idiot?

That's a different story.

He's just being French, though.

Taste the sugar?

Not chlorine, sugar?

Sugar.

Say this to Vince.

Vince, it tastes like sugar.

Say this.

Say, Vince. It tastes like sugar.

Say, Vince, it must be you who tastes like chlorine.

It tastes like bleach.

You got more germs than he probably does.