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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,100 --> 00:00:07,300 Oh, Jesus! 2 00:00:08,300 --> 00:00:09,860 Would you please pay attention 3 00:00:10,110 --> 00:00:13,010 so we can stop doing these 4 00:00:10,110 --> 00:00:13,010 stupid fucking recaps? 5 00:00:13,310 --> 00:00:14,870 There's absolutely no way in hell 6 00:00:15,040 --> 00:00:16,840 that you're going to be able 7 00:00:15,040 --> 00:00:16,840 to raise a baby, 8 00:00:17,010 --> 00:00:18,810 and I am going to get stuck doing it! 9 00:00:19,280 --> 00:00:20,940 (SCREAMING) 10 00:00:21,450 --> 00:00:22,650 Push! 11 00:00:23,820 --> 00:00:25,150 It's amazing, Debs. 12 00:00:25,650 --> 00:00:26,680 My daughter. 13 00:00:27,020 --> 00:00:29,250 - So, what are we doing? 14 00:00:27,020 --> 00:00:29,250 - Whatever you want, I guess. 15 00:00:29,590 --> 00:00:30,580 I want you. 16 00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:35,090 - Svetlana. We had sex last night. 17 00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:35,090 - Then why the fuck are you telling me? 18 00:00:35,330 --> 00:00:37,130 - I want to keep doing it. 19 00:00:35,330 --> 00:00:37,130 - (GASPS) 20 00:00:37,300 --> 00:00:39,170 I get ready now. Open bar. 21 00:00:43,770 --> 00:00:45,000 It's a brave new world, Fiona. 22 00:00:45,310 --> 00:00:46,430 Will you keep me company tonight? 23 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:48,270 LIP: If she loses her job because of me, 24 00:00:48,440 --> 00:00:49,970 she's still never gonna 25 00:00:48,440 --> 00:00:49,970 wanna see me again. 26 00:00:50,180 --> 00:00:51,240 What do you want from all this? 27 00:00:51,410 --> 00:00:56,410 I don't want her to lose her job. 28 00:00:51,410 --> 00:00:56,410 And I want her to not break up with me. 29 00:00:56,620 --> 00:00:58,020 You're losing your shit. 30 00:00:56,620 --> 00:00:58,020 Go home. Sober up. 31 00:00:58,250 --> 00:01:00,810 You don't give a shit about me 32 00:00:58,250 --> 00:01:00,810 because you don't have to. 33 00:01:01,020 --> 00:01:02,990 - You're officially fucking fired. 34 00:01:01,020 --> 00:01:02,990 - Fuck you! 35 00:01:04,060 --> 00:01:05,530 You feel that shit! 36 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:08,630 YOUENS: You're a drunk. You need help. 37 00:01:08,960 --> 00:01:10,490 - I know a place. 38 00:01:08,960 --> 00:01:10,490 - LIP: A rehab? 39 00:01:10,800 --> 00:01:12,290 YOUENS: Look, you go. You work the steps. 40 00:01:12,800 --> 00:01:14,500 - You a virgin? 41 00:01:12,800 --> 00:01:14,500 - Yeah. 42 00:01:16,440 --> 00:01:19,140 I was thinking, maybe you and me? 43 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:20,700 Yeah. 44 00:01:20,940 --> 00:01:23,070 Fiona Gallagher, will you marry me? 45 00:01:24,180 --> 00:01:26,310 Yeah. (LAUGHING) 46 00:01:26,680 --> 00:01:29,050 Frank, this is my wedding day. 47 00:01:26,680 --> 00:01:29,050 Please don't fuck it up. 48 00:01:29,280 --> 00:01:30,840 Go, Frank. You're not wanted here. 49 00:01:31,120 --> 00:01:32,590 I know you, Seany boy. 50 00:01:32,750 --> 00:01:36,120 Takes a dope fiend to know a dope fiend, 51 00:01:32,750 --> 00:01:36,120 and you are world-class. 52 00:01:36,290 --> 00:01:37,690 How many hits 53 00:01:36,290 --> 00:01:37,690 did it take you this morning? 54 00:01:37,960 --> 00:01:38,950 Is that true? 55 00:01:39,160 --> 00:01:42,860 Oh, he's junkie through and through, 56 00:01:39,160 --> 00:01:42,860 your husband to be. 57 00:01:44,870 --> 00:01:45,860 Sorry. 58 00:01:47,140 --> 00:01:51,540 The fuck is--Wait! No! Don't. No, no, no! 59 00:01:54,380 --> 00:01:56,370 (THEME SONG PLAYING) 60 00:05:43,910 --> 00:05:46,030 (NURSE'S AIDE SCATTING) 61 00:05:48,040 --> 00:05:50,410 (NURSE'S AIDE CONTINUES SCATTING) 62 00:06:01,960 --> 00:06:04,980 (NURSE'S AIDE SCATTING) 63 00:06:05,990 --> 00:06:09,230 (SINGING KELLY CLARKSON 64 00:06:05,990 --> 00:06:09,230 SONG "STRONGER") 65 00:06:14,670 --> 00:06:17,000 (NURSE'S AIDE CONTINUES SINGING) 66 00:06:29,780 --> 00:06:31,580 (STOPS SINGING) 67 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:43,600 Oh! Shit! Oh! (LAUGHS) 68 00:06:44,370 --> 00:06:46,300 Sweet Mary mother of Jesus! 69 00:06:46,500 --> 00:06:48,400 John Doe is awake! 70 00:06:52,770 --> 00:06:53,830 I can't do it, Franny. 71 00:06:54,540 --> 00:06:55,640 I'm not a good mother. 72 00:06:56,140 --> 00:06:57,810 Fiona was right, I'm too young. 73 00:06:59,180 --> 00:07:00,610 You'll be better off here without me. 74 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:16,820 (SNIFFLING) 75 00:07:19,470 --> 00:07:20,730 (FIRE ALARM RINGING) 76 00:07:21,140 --> 00:07:22,570 (GASPS) 77 00:07:23,270 --> 00:07:26,870 - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 78 00:07:23,270 --> 00:07:26,870 - (ENGINE STARTS) 79 00:07:56,500 --> 00:07:57,770 (FLUSHING TOILET) 80 00:07:58,210 --> 00:08:00,400 - Hi. Carl, Dom's here! 81 00:07:58,210 --> 00:08:00,400 - He up? 82 00:08:00,680 --> 00:08:02,440 Yeah, he should be, 83 00:08:00,680 --> 00:08:02,440 I woke him a while ago. 84 00:08:02,810 --> 00:08:03,840 Debs? 85 00:08:36,710 --> 00:08:37,910 Morning, boo. 86 00:08:38,380 --> 00:08:39,750 You know where Debbie and Franny are? 87 00:08:41,450 --> 00:08:42,920 Uh, bowl to the sink, we're late. 88 00:08:43,920 --> 00:08:45,220 Don't forget your lunch. 89 00:08:48,960 --> 00:08:50,080 Bye, Carl! 90 00:08:50,390 --> 00:08:52,360 Don't forget to lock the front door! 91 00:08:52,960 --> 00:08:54,020 Bye, Dominique. 92 00:08:54,430 --> 00:08:55,490 Bye. 93 00:08:56,160 --> 00:08:57,690 Carl, we're going to be late. 94 00:08:59,830 --> 00:09:01,390 Come on. Okay, I'm serious. 95 00:09:03,070 --> 00:09:04,160 Oh, God. 96 00:09:04,610 --> 00:09:05,670 Okay, no. 97 00:09:06,710 --> 00:09:07,870 We got to get to school. 98 00:09:09,110 --> 00:09:10,540 You really want me to stop? 99 00:09:10,980 --> 00:09:12,740 No. But we can't be late again. 100 00:09:13,180 --> 00:09:14,620 (SIGHS) Fine. 101 00:09:14,850 --> 00:09:15,840 How about? 102 00:09:20,220 --> 00:09:21,210 Thirty seconds or less? 103 00:09:21,960 --> 00:09:22,950 No problem. 104 00:09:24,360 --> 00:09:25,350 You don't remember anything? 105 00:09:25,860 --> 00:09:27,690 I was going to a wedding. 106 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:31,560 I was wet and cold. Very cold. 107 00:09:31,970 --> 00:09:33,090 Cold saved you. 108 00:09:33,300 --> 00:09:35,600 Your core body temperature 109 00:09:33,300 --> 00:09:35,600 was under 90 degrees 110 00:09:35,770 --> 00:09:36,830 when the rescue team brought you in. 111 00:09:37,070 --> 00:09:38,130 Can I get your name, sir? 112 00:09:38,570 --> 00:09:41,410 You didn't have any identification on you 113 00:09:38,570 --> 00:09:41,410 when they pulled you out of the lake. 114 00:09:41,740 --> 00:09:43,370 We've got to get you admitted properly. 115 00:09:43,610 --> 00:09:46,140 - I was in the lake? 116 00:09:43,610 --> 00:09:46,140 - Do you have any health insurance, sir? 117 00:09:46,450 --> 00:09:48,420 - How long was I out? 118 00:09:46,450 --> 00:09:48,420 - It can be a bit of a shock 119 00:09:48,580 --> 00:09:49,920 when you wake up 120 00:09:48,580 --> 00:09:49,920 from a comatose state to-- 121 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:51,080 FRANK: How long? 122 00:09:51,450 --> 00:09:52,440 Twenty-nine days. 123 00:09:53,790 --> 00:09:55,260 Nobody tried to find me? 124 00:09:59,360 --> 00:10:00,660 Jesus. 125 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:04,860 I'm working a 24 hour, 126 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:04,860 won't be home until the morning. 127 00:10:06,470 --> 00:10:09,200 Well, I'm off tomorrow night. 128 00:10:06,470 --> 00:10:09,200 Want to catch dinner and a movie? 129 00:10:09,570 --> 00:10:10,700 Thought you were pulling a double? 130 00:10:11,110 --> 00:10:13,040 I was supposed to, 131 00:10:11,110 --> 00:10:13,040 but Juanita needs the overtime 132 00:10:13,210 --> 00:10:14,510 for her Down kid's summer camp. 133 00:10:14,840 --> 00:10:16,510 I can't tomorrow night. I have a thing. 134 00:10:17,310 --> 00:10:18,340 A thing? 135 00:10:18,880 --> 00:10:20,820 I'm meeting an old high school friend 136 00:10:18,880 --> 00:10:20,820 for dinner. 137 00:10:21,820 --> 00:10:22,810 Old friend? 138 00:10:24,720 --> 00:10:25,740 Denise. 139 00:10:27,290 --> 00:10:30,020 Denise, not Dennis. 140 00:10:27,290 --> 00:10:30,020 She's married with kids. 141 00:10:30,530 --> 00:10:31,520 Gotta go. 142 00:10:45,270 --> 00:10:46,300 Okay. 143 00:10:47,310 --> 00:10:48,440 Okay, we have to figure this out. 144 00:10:48,910 --> 00:10:50,070 We're in this together, right, Franny? 145 00:10:51,250 --> 00:10:52,240 Yeah. 146 00:10:59,090 --> 00:11:01,080 - Beautiful baby. 147 00:10:59,090 --> 00:11:01,080 - Thanks. 148 00:11:01,520 --> 00:11:03,550 - What's her name? 149 00:11:01,520 --> 00:11:03,550 - Talia. 150 00:11:03,930 --> 00:11:05,620 Talia, that's cool. 151 00:11:05,830 --> 00:11:07,420 Imaginative. This is Franny. 152 00:11:08,360 --> 00:11:10,490 - My Dad's Frank, so Francis, Franny... 153 00:11:08,360 --> 00:11:10,490 - Excuse me. 154 00:11:50,100 --> 00:11:51,160 Here you go. 155 00:11:51,370 --> 00:11:53,170 Olga, table six is looking 156 00:11:51,370 --> 00:11:53,170 for their check. 157 00:11:53,910 --> 00:11:54,970 JOHNNY: Order up. 158 00:11:55,410 --> 00:11:57,940 Johnny, where's the huevos rancheros 159 00:11:55,410 --> 00:11:57,940 for table 15? 160 00:11:58,150 --> 00:11:59,210 JOHNNY: Yeah, yeah. All right. 161 00:11:59,380 --> 00:12:01,510 And there's no hash browns 162 00:11:59,380 --> 00:12:01,510 on this scramble with peppers. 163 00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:02,670 JOHNNY: I'm working on it. 164 00:12:03,450 --> 00:12:05,110 So, you need to start more hash browns. 165 00:12:05,790 --> 00:12:06,880 Little backed-up, boss. 166 00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:16,630 - Out of ones at the register. 167 00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:16,630 - Take them out of the tip jar. 168 00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:18,560 And the credit card terminal's 169 00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:18,560 not working again. 170 00:12:18,730 --> 00:12:20,360 - What's it saying? 171 00:12:18,730 --> 00:12:20,360 - "Authorizing." 172 00:12:20,570 --> 00:12:21,800 It's been like that for, like, 10 minutes. 173 00:12:22,040 --> 00:12:23,730 - Do they have cash? 174 00:12:22,040 --> 00:12:23,730 - Want to write a check. 175 00:12:24,340 --> 00:12:26,670 - Okay, get ID. 176 00:12:24,340 --> 00:12:26,670 - And the meat delivery guy is here, 177 00:12:26,870 --> 00:12:28,070 and he needs a signature. 178 00:12:28,810 --> 00:12:30,280 Keep an eye on that bacon, Johnny. 179 00:12:31,450 --> 00:12:33,610 Hi. You were supposed to 180 00:12:31,450 --> 00:12:33,610 be here yesterday. 181 00:12:34,280 --> 00:12:36,080 Refrigeration unit on the truck 182 00:12:34,280 --> 00:12:36,080 broke down. 183 00:12:36,350 --> 00:12:38,120 Uh-huh. You only have one truck? 184 00:12:38,350 --> 00:12:39,840 'Cause we ran out of 185 00:12:38,350 --> 00:12:39,840 hamburger meat last night, 186 00:12:40,020 --> 00:12:41,390 I had to go buy patties at Osco. 187 00:12:41,690 --> 00:12:44,020 - (DISHES CLATTERING) 188 00:12:41,690 --> 00:12:44,020 - (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 189 00:12:44,290 --> 00:12:45,490 (MAN AND WOMAN SHOUTING IN SPANISH) 190 00:12:45,690 --> 00:12:47,420 Okay! Okay! 191 00:12:48,360 --> 00:12:50,090 Hey. Enough. Enough. 192 00:12:50,970 --> 00:12:52,490 Okay. Stop, stop, stop... 193 00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:55,530 - Ai, ai, ai, ai. Okay, okay. 194 00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:55,530 - (GROANING) 195 00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:57,530 - Go get a broom and a dustpan. 196 00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:57,530 - (SPEAKS SPANISH) 197 00:12:57,740 --> 00:12:59,540 Okay? Let's get this cleaned up. 198 00:13:00,110 --> 00:13:02,630 And get back out front 199 00:13:00,110 --> 00:13:02,630 after you finish this. 200 00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:04,770 Here we go. Okay. 201 00:13:05,180 --> 00:13:06,880 I know. Just breathe. 202 00:13:05,180 --> 00:13:06,880 We're gonna sit down... 203 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:11,180 He just put the tray only halfway 204 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:11,180 and, boom, the chingadera fell off. 205 00:13:11,420 --> 00:13:13,720 It's okay, it's okay. 206 00:13:11,420 --> 00:13:13,720 Don't worry about it. It's fine. 207 00:13:14,390 --> 00:13:16,480 - Okay? Let's see. Okay. 208 00:13:14,390 --> 00:13:16,480 - (WINCING) 209 00:13:17,190 --> 00:13:19,890 - No. It's okay. It's okay. 210 00:13:17,190 --> 00:13:19,890 - Okay. No, no, no. That's deep. 211 00:13:20,090 --> 00:13:22,390 - No. You might need stitches. 212 00:13:20,090 --> 00:13:22,390 - No, I'm fine. It's okay. 213 00:13:22,660 --> 00:13:24,760 - You should go to Urgent Care. 214 00:13:22,660 --> 00:13:24,760 - No, it's okay. 215 00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:27,460 Fiona? I need to leave early 216 00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:27,460 for my doctor's appointment. 217 00:13:27,670 --> 00:13:29,760 - How early? 218 00:13:27,670 --> 00:13:29,760 - Like, pretty soon. 219 00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:34,210 - Now. My fibroids are acting up. 220 00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:34,210 - Are you asking or telling? 221 00:13:34,580 --> 00:13:35,570 Telling. 222 00:13:36,640 --> 00:13:38,240 No, it's okay. I'll just super glue it. 223 00:13:38,410 --> 00:13:40,110 - No, no, no. 224 00:13:38,410 --> 00:13:40,110 - No stitches, it's fine. 225 00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:44,050 Go to Urgent Care, bring me the bill. 226 00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:44,050 The restaurant will pay you back. Go. 227 00:13:45,220 --> 00:13:47,810 - Go, go, go. It's okay. Go. 228 00:13:45,220 --> 00:13:47,810 - Thank you. 229 00:13:49,360 --> 00:13:51,450 (SIGHS) 230 00:13:56,660 --> 00:13:58,100 You never want to go down on me. 231 00:13:58,930 --> 00:14:01,330 I always go down on you, 232 00:13:58,930 --> 00:14:01,330 but you don't ever go down on me. 233 00:14:04,610 --> 00:14:07,300 We could, like, watch a movie or something 234 00:14:04,610 --> 00:14:07,300 together and see how it's done. 235 00:14:07,640 --> 00:14:08,670 I know how it's done. 236 00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:10,200 You've done it before? 237 00:14:12,210 --> 00:14:13,480 Did you hate it or something? 238 00:14:13,880 --> 00:14:15,510 No. Not really. 239 00:14:15,850 --> 00:14:17,250 So you just don't want to do it with me? 240 00:14:19,190 --> 00:14:20,550 - Yeah. 241 00:14:19,190 --> 00:14:20,550 - Why? 242 00:14:21,790 --> 00:14:23,590 Your thing is kind of weird. 243 00:14:24,390 --> 00:14:27,660 It has all this extra skin 244 00:14:24,390 --> 00:14:27,660 and it kind of freaks me out. 245 00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:31,460 It's no big deal, okay? I still like you. 246 00:14:39,140 --> 00:14:43,310 - Open. Open. Open. Open. Okay. 247 00:14:39,140 --> 00:14:43,310 - (CRIES) 248 00:14:43,610 --> 00:14:47,480 - Open. Nope. Open. Open. 249 00:14:43,610 --> 00:14:47,480 - No! 250 00:14:48,020 --> 00:14:50,680 Someone needs to go to the Costco today. 251 00:14:48,020 --> 00:14:50,680 We're running low on baby wipes. 252 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:56,450 I got it. Open. Open. Open. Open. 253 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:56,450 Open. Open. 254 00:14:56,860 --> 00:14:58,690 Kev, you open the bar today with Svetlana. 255 00:14:58,890 --> 00:15:00,190 I'll bring the babies over 256 00:14:58,890 --> 00:15:00,190 after morning nap. 257 00:15:00,430 --> 00:15:02,330 - Open. No. 258 00:15:00,430 --> 00:15:02,330 - No. 259 00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:04,000 Yevgeny has butt rash again. 260 00:15:04,300 --> 00:15:06,600 On the list. 261 00:15:04,300 --> 00:15:06,600 Who's got Mommy and Me tomorrow? 262 00:15:06,770 --> 00:15:08,460 Oh, that's me. First shower? 263 00:15:08,740 --> 00:15:09,930 - Go for it. 264 00:15:08,740 --> 00:15:09,930 - Okay. 265 00:15:11,740 --> 00:15:13,300 Towels are still in the dryer. 266 00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:21,680 Anybody want to wash my back? 267 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:36,790 Don't use all the hot water! 268 00:15:52,610 --> 00:15:54,240 (CAR DOOR CLOSES) 269 00:16:02,890 --> 00:16:03,880 So... 270 00:16:04,390 --> 00:16:05,380 You did it. 271 00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:07,090 Yeah, I did. 272 00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:09,090 How was it? 273 00:16:09,630 --> 00:16:10,860 It was pretty boring, actually. 274 00:16:11,270 --> 00:16:13,360 - Get anything out of it? 275 00:16:11,270 --> 00:16:13,360 - Oh, yeah. 276 00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:16,100 - Learned a lot. 277 00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:16,100 - Like what? 278 00:16:17,140 --> 00:16:20,200 The people in there are pretty fucked up, 279 00:16:17,140 --> 00:16:20,200 and definitely need to quit drinking. 280 00:16:20,810 --> 00:16:21,800 (SCOFFS) That a fact? 281 00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:25,070 And I learned a lot of new clichés. 282 00:16:26,010 --> 00:16:27,140 One day at a time... 283 00:16:28,150 --> 00:16:30,120 - This too shall pass... 284 00:16:28,150 --> 00:16:30,120 - Keep it simple... 285 00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:32,850 - Do the next right thing... 286 00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:32,850 - Let go, let God. 287 00:16:34,220 --> 00:16:35,780 Yeah, they're big on clichés in AA. 288 00:16:36,990 --> 00:16:38,320 Doesn't mean they're not true. 289 00:16:40,630 --> 00:16:44,460 - So, can I take you to a meeting? 290 00:16:40,630 --> 00:16:44,460 - Hey, you going to meetings now? 291 00:16:45,270 --> 00:16:48,000 No, I just said I'd take you to one. 292 00:16:50,070 --> 00:16:51,060 Never got that fixed, huh? 293 00:16:53,170 --> 00:16:55,800 Been meaning to take care of it. 294 00:16:53,170 --> 00:16:55,800 Come on, I'll give you a lift. 295 00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:07,620 - Cough please... 296 00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:07,620 - WOMAN: Insurance? 297 00:17:07,790 --> 00:17:08,780 Nope. (GROANS) 298 00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:10,310 Cough again. 299 00:17:11,360 --> 00:17:12,850 - Jesus. 300 00:17:11,360 --> 00:17:12,850 - All done. 301 00:17:13,190 --> 00:17:15,690 Fortunately, the hospital offers 302 00:17:13,190 --> 00:17:15,690 several payment plans 303 00:17:15,930 --> 00:17:17,090 to help you take care of your bill. 304 00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:20,370 Can I get some more of this cherry Jell-O? 305 00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:20,370 It's delicious. 306 00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:23,610 You can handle it in two or three 307 00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:23,610 easy monthly payments. 308 00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:26,740 Hey, some mashed potatoes, 309 00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:26,740 maybe a little pudding? 310 00:17:29,110 --> 00:17:31,480 - How much? What's that for? 311 00:17:29,110 --> 00:17:31,480 - Time to take out your Foley. 312 00:17:31,850 --> 00:17:33,410 Okay, sir. Looks like it's gonna be... 313 00:17:33,650 --> 00:17:35,310 Hold on, 314 00:17:33,650 --> 00:17:35,310 I forgot the respiratory therapist. 315 00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:39,110 Okay, here we go. No, wait. Pharmacy. 316 00:17:39,350 --> 00:17:41,910 It's not a completely accurate number 317 00:17:39,350 --> 00:17:41,910 but for 30 days 318 00:17:42,090 --> 00:17:46,250 of ICU care, six CTs, four MRIs, 319 00:17:42,090 --> 00:17:46,250 urology, proctology, 320 00:17:46,430 --> 00:17:49,490 dermatology, skilled nursing, 321 00:17:46,430 --> 00:17:49,490 nutritionist, labs, pharmacy... 322 00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:52,170 - Take a deep breath. 323 00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:52,170 - Should be a little less than 150,000. 324 00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:54,200 Dollars? (YELLS) 325 00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:57,230 - Fucking mother of Satan! 326 00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:57,230 - All done. 327 00:17:57,470 --> 00:17:59,460 What the fuck's the matter with you? 328 00:17:59,770 --> 00:18:03,040 A hundred grand? 329 00:17:59,770 --> 00:18:03,040 Where are my fucking clothes? 330 00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:04,740 Sir, you need to stay where you are. 331 00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:07,710 I am not paying you a fucking cent. 332 00:18:07,950 --> 00:18:10,380 That's not a good idea, sir. 333 00:18:07,950 --> 00:18:10,380 You need to stay for a few more days. 334 00:18:10,550 --> 00:18:13,150 You've been inactive for a month, 335 00:18:10,550 --> 00:18:13,150 your muscles will have atrophied. 336 00:18:13,350 --> 00:18:15,260 Where are my fucking clothes? 337 00:18:15,660 --> 00:18:16,820 (EXHALES) 338 00:18:16,990 --> 00:18:18,650 (GRUNTS) 339 00:18:23,460 --> 00:18:24,630 (CHUCKLES) 340 00:18:25,300 --> 00:18:26,630 (THUDS) 341 00:18:29,370 --> 00:18:30,900 Hi, Franny. Hi. 342 00:18:31,170 --> 00:18:32,160 Oh. 343 00:18:34,410 --> 00:18:36,040 Watch your footie. There we go. 344 00:18:37,510 --> 00:18:38,980 (RATTLING) 345 00:18:39,250 --> 00:18:40,680 Look at this, Franny. 346 00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:43,010 Mmm. 347 00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:44,950 Bunny, hop, hop. 348 00:18:53,830 --> 00:18:55,090 (BABBLING) 349 00:18:55,860 --> 00:18:57,090 Do you like your jacket? 350 00:18:58,800 --> 00:18:59,860 Holy shit. 351 00:19:03,970 --> 00:19:05,300 Oh, my God. 352 00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:12,050 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 353 00:19:36,900 --> 00:19:39,030 (BELL RINGING) 354 00:19:53,950 --> 00:19:55,350 You dying for a piece of pie? 355 00:19:56,190 --> 00:19:57,180 No. 356 00:19:57,730 --> 00:19:59,350 I just, I need to talk to my sister. 357 00:20:02,230 --> 00:20:03,490 So, you gonna help me get a job? 358 00:20:04,030 --> 00:20:05,060 How's that? 359 00:20:05,230 --> 00:20:06,390 Well, I held up my end of the deal. 360 00:20:07,970 --> 00:20:09,600 I did the 30 days. 361 00:20:09,970 --> 00:20:12,910 I can make a few calls, 362 00:20:09,970 --> 00:20:12,910 but it'll likely to be an internship. 363 00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:15,030 No pay? 364 00:20:15,210 --> 00:20:18,180 You get your foot in the door, 365 00:20:15,210 --> 00:20:18,180 make some contacts. 366 00:20:20,180 --> 00:20:22,080 - What about college? 367 00:20:20,180 --> 00:20:22,080 - I was expelled. 368 00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:23,620 (CHUCKLES) Yeah, I'm aware. 369 00:20:24,690 --> 00:20:26,210 You can transfer your credits. 370 00:20:26,390 --> 00:20:27,980 Finish your degree someplace else. 371 00:20:29,590 --> 00:20:31,250 (SIGHS) 372 00:20:33,130 --> 00:20:34,250 So, you'll make those calls? 373 00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:38,700 A promise is a promise. 374 00:20:50,140 --> 00:20:51,170 Lip? 375 00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:52,740 - Hey. 376 00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:52,740 - Hey. 377 00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:55,910 (LIP SIGHING) 378 00:20:58,590 --> 00:21:00,210 - You good? 379 00:20:58,590 --> 00:21:00,210 - Yeah, no. Never been better. 380 00:21:00,420 --> 00:21:03,860 I got a pocket full of these AA chips 381 00:21:04,390 --> 00:21:06,920 and a new four pack-a-day cigarette habit 382 00:21:04,390 --> 00:21:06,920 to keep me off the hooch. 383 00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:10,360 Too busy hacking up a lung to drink, so... 384 00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:12,560 - Coffee? 385 00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:12,560 - Sure, yeah. That'd be good. 386 00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:15,870 Hey, eight hasn't been bussed in, 387 00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:15,870 like, 20 minutes, where's Paco? 388 00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:18,870 He's washing dishes. 389 00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:18,870 Vilma's still at Urgent Care. I'll bus it. 390 00:21:20,270 --> 00:21:22,440 - You're the boss now? 391 00:21:20,270 --> 00:21:22,440 - (SIGHS) Temporarily. 392 00:21:22,740 --> 00:21:24,440 I'm filling in till they 393 00:21:22,740 --> 00:21:24,440 find a new manager. 394 00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:27,410 I can't wait to get back 395 00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:27,410 to waiting tables, this job sucks. 396 00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:28,910 What's with the tattoo? 397 00:21:29,550 --> 00:21:32,520 (CHUCKLES) Something to remind me 398 00:21:29,550 --> 00:21:32,520 not to be an idiot. 399 00:21:33,550 --> 00:21:35,820 I was going to get it tattooed 400 00:21:33,550 --> 00:21:35,820 on my forehead but chickened out. 401 00:21:36,790 --> 00:21:37,820 You want something to eat? 402 00:21:37,990 --> 00:21:41,990 Uh, no. But I could use a job. 403 00:21:37,990 --> 00:21:41,990 I'm a little short of cash. 404 00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:44,400 What about finishing college, 405 00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:44,400 is that off the table? 406 00:21:45,300 --> 00:21:46,320 It's not for me. 407 00:21:46,930 --> 00:21:48,270 Your future off the table too? 408 00:21:49,700 --> 00:21:52,400 No, I got a professor, 409 00:21:49,700 --> 00:21:52,400 he's gonna help me find something. 410 00:21:52,570 --> 00:21:54,240 A tech start-up or I.T. 411 00:21:54,410 --> 00:21:56,040 It just might be a while 412 00:21:54,410 --> 00:21:56,040 before I get paid, you know? 413 00:21:59,410 --> 00:22:00,780 Could use another dishwasher. 414 00:22:01,750 --> 00:22:02,740 Yeah? When can I start? 415 00:22:03,380 --> 00:22:05,680 - I could use some help right now. 416 00:22:03,380 --> 00:22:05,680 - That's great. Yeah. 417 00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:16,100 - Cool. Round there? Yeah. 418 00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:16,100 - Round back. 419 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:18,020 LIP: Thanks. 420 00:22:19,830 --> 00:22:21,460 (SIRENS BLARING) 421 00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:24,660 You're quiet today. 422 00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:26,830 (INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER) 423 00:22:28,610 --> 00:22:30,600 Uh... Stuff at home. 424 00:22:31,110 --> 00:22:32,100 Your fireman? 425 00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:37,580 I wanted to catch a movie tomorrow, 426 00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:37,580 and he's having dinner with a friend. 427 00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:40,990 - Oh? 428 00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:40,990 - A woman. 429 00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:44,550 Oh. Well, nothing to be 430 00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:44,550 worried about there. 431 00:22:45,290 --> 00:22:46,280 Yeah. 432 00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:50,130 I don't know, he was acting kind of weird. 433 00:22:50,970 --> 00:22:51,960 How so? 434 00:22:52,700 --> 00:22:54,860 Ah, just a feeling. 435 00:22:52,700 --> 00:22:54,860 Like, maybe he wasn't telling the truth. 436 00:22:55,570 --> 00:22:57,090 You gotta trust those instincts. 437 00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:00,530 Met this guy online, 438 00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:00,530 started dating him for months, 439 00:23:00,710 --> 00:23:02,300 turns out he was married and he had kids. 440 00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:03,840 I mean can you believe that shit? 441 00:23:04,380 --> 00:23:07,080 - How'd you find out? 442 00:23:04,380 --> 00:23:07,080 - I stalked him on Valentine's Day 443 00:23:07,250 --> 00:23:08,940 when he bailed on me, gave me some shit 444 00:23:09,120 --> 00:23:10,740 - about his mother having a stroke. 445 00:23:09,120 --> 00:23:10,740 - Uh-huh. 446 00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:12,580 Turns out he was living this 447 00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:12,580 whole other life. 448 00:23:13,990 --> 00:23:14,980 What did you do? 449 00:23:15,890 --> 00:23:16,910 Kicked his ass. 450 00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:20,690 Got him into bed, I tied him up, 451 00:23:21,060 --> 00:23:22,790 then I super glued his dick to his leg 452 00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:25,830 and I wrote "lying slut" on his chest 453 00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:25,830 with a Sharpie. 454 00:23:26,500 --> 00:23:28,900 And let me tell you something. 455 00:23:26,500 --> 00:23:28,900 That shit doesn't come off. 456 00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:31,700 He must have been pretty pissed. 457 00:23:32,010 --> 00:23:33,200 Well, he called me 458 00:23:32,010 --> 00:23:33,200 a couple of months later, 459 00:23:33,370 --> 00:23:34,540 told me he'd gotten a divorce. 460 00:23:34,710 --> 00:23:35,940 Yeah? You ever see him again? 461 00:23:36,210 --> 00:23:37,200 SUE: I married him. 462 00:23:38,210 --> 00:23:39,240 IAN: That was Joe? 463 00:23:39,550 --> 00:23:40,610 That was Joe. 464 00:23:41,380 --> 00:23:43,040 I guess he really liked my spirit... 465 00:23:43,950 --> 00:23:45,440 (SCOFFS) 466 00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:52,650 Damn it. I can't get deposits 467 00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:52,650 to reconcile with the receipts. 468 00:23:52,830 --> 00:23:54,320 I've gone over it, like, 20 times. 469 00:23:54,500 --> 00:23:56,330 I finally put the babies down. 470 00:23:56,500 --> 00:23:57,760 And it was hard. 471 00:23:58,030 --> 00:24:00,300 Amy went down then Yevgeny woke up crying. 472 00:24:00,500 --> 00:24:04,060 Then Amy went back down again, 473 00:24:00,500 --> 00:24:04,060 then Gemma wakes up with a poopy... 474 00:24:04,410 --> 00:24:05,960 - (SCOFFS) A poopy? 475 00:24:04,410 --> 00:24:05,960 - Yeah, a poopy. 476 00:24:06,210 --> 00:24:07,400 What, you've never changed 477 00:24:06,210 --> 00:24:07,400 a diaper before? 478 00:24:07,570 --> 00:24:09,570 - Never did. 479 00:24:07,570 --> 00:24:09,570 - Oh, bullshit. You got, like, 10 kids. 480 00:24:09,810 --> 00:24:13,210 I paid the bills. Margie changed 481 00:24:09,810 --> 00:24:13,210 the diapers and kept the house clean. 482 00:24:13,380 --> 00:24:14,400 Worked out just fine. 483 00:24:14,580 --> 00:24:17,520 Oh, yeah? That's why you're living in a 484 00:24:14,580 --> 00:24:17,520 shitty one bedroom and she got the house? 485 00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:19,880 - (KEV CHUCKLES) 486 00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:19,880 - It's done. 487 00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:22,660 - What? How? 488 00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:22,660 - You didn't carry over your credits. 489 00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:24,390 - What the hell. 490 00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:24,390 - I'm good with numbers. 491 00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:26,090 - TOMMY: You want to do my taxes? 492 00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:26,090 - (CHUCKLES) 493 00:24:26,390 --> 00:24:28,730 - KERMIT: 46 times 20. 494 00:24:26,390 --> 00:24:28,730 - 920. 495 00:24:29,730 --> 00:24:33,130 4,127 times 30? 496 00:24:33,330 --> 00:24:35,600 1-2-7-8-1-0. 497 00:24:36,070 --> 00:24:37,060 Is that right? 498 00:24:38,270 --> 00:24:39,830 - Yeah. 499 00:24:38,270 --> 00:24:39,830 - How the hell do you do that? 500 00:24:40,070 --> 00:24:41,060 I don't know. I see it in my head. 501 00:24:41,580 --> 00:24:46,780 4,690,126 times 1,413. 502 00:24:47,010 --> 00:24:48,000 413? 503 00:24:49,780 --> 00:24:53,810 6-6-5-5-8-2-7-5-4-2. 504 00:24:56,690 --> 00:24:57,710 Absolutely. 505 00:24:58,290 --> 00:24:59,760 - (VERONICA LAUGHS) 506 00:24:58,290 --> 00:24:59,760 - Holy shit! 507 00:25:01,630 --> 00:25:02,860 (ALL EXCLAIM) 508 00:25:03,060 --> 00:25:05,030 - Set 'em up, barkeep. 509 00:25:03,060 --> 00:25:05,030 - Jesus! 510 00:25:05,270 --> 00:25:07,170 My liver's been on vacation, 511 00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:10,060 and I got a month's worth of drinking 512 00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:10,060 to catch up on. 513 00:25:13,510 --> 00:25:15,670 - Where the hell you been? 514 00:25:13,510 --> 00:25:15,670 - Hospital. 515 00:25:16,340 --> 00:25:17,940 They pulled me out of the lake. 516 00:25:18,380 --> 00:25:20,440 Must have fallen in drunk 517 00:25:18,380 --> 00:25:20,440 after the wedding 518 00:25:20,610 --> 00:25:22,410 and washed into Lake Michigan. 519 00:25:23,380 --> 00:25:24,610 (GRUNTS) 520 00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:33,860 - We thought you were dead. 521 00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:33,860 - Nope. I'm indestructible. 522 00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:38,730 The doc said the cold would have killed 523 00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:38,730 a lesser man, but not the Frank. 524 00:25:39,530 --> 00:25:40,870 Why are you in a wheelchair? 525 00:25:41,300 --> 00:25:42,530 Temporary set-back. 526 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,670 Atrophy. I was in a coma. 527 00:25:47,940 --> 00:25:49,070 Can I get a beer? 528 00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:54,680 Hospital said nobody came looking for me. 529 00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:58,890 I guess you lowlifes assumed 530 00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:58,890 I was on a bender 531 00:25:59,390 --> 00:26:03,050 after unloading my oldest 532 00:25:59,390 --> 00:26:03,050 on that fucking junkie... 533 00:26:08,430 --> 00:26:10,960 That fucking junkie, Sean. 534 00:26:12,870 --> 00:26:13,860 You don't remember? 535 00:26:16,570 --> 00:26:17,560 Don't remember what? 536 00:26:29,780 --> 00:26:34,690 FRANK: Wait. What-- No, no! What the fuck? 537 00:26:37,360 --> 00:26:38,720 No, no, no! 538 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:43,330 Son of a bitch. 539 00:26:44,630 --> 00:26:45,620 You threw me in. 540 00:27:24,470 --> 00:27:25,460 Hello? 541 00:27:27,210 --> 00:27:28,680 - Lip. 542 00:27:27,210 --> 00:27:28,680 - Hey, Debs. 543 00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:29,970 - Hey! 544 00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:29,970 - Hi. 545 00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:31,270 DEBBIE: When did you get out? 546 00:27:31,550 --> 00:27:32,670 - Wow. Is that... 547 00:27:31,550 --> 00:27:32,670 - (LIGHT CHUCKLE) 548 00:27:33,580 --> 00:27:35,240 - Is that Franny? 549 00:27:33,580 --> 00:27:35,240 - Yeah. 550 00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:38,820 - Wow, she really grew up fast, huh? 551 00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:38,820 - (LIGHT CHUCKLE) 552 00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:45,850 - Nice stroller. 553 00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:45,850 - It's a pram. 554 00:27:46,130 --> 00:27:47,150 A pram? 555 00:27:47,460 --> 00:27:49,330 Like, in Mary Poppins? 556 00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:52,060 - Where did you get it? 557 00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:52,060 - Well, I found it in the park. 558 00:27:52,270 --> 00:27:53,260 I'm gonna sell it. 559 00:27:55,270 --> 00:27:56,330 Holy shit. 560 00:27:56,540 --> 00:28:00,600 It's a Silver Cross Balmoral Classic, 561 00:27:56,540 --> 00:28:00,600 costs $4,000 new? 562 00:28:00,810 --> 00:28:02,610 - You're kidding... 563 00:28:00,810 --> 00:28:02,610 - Nope, look. 564 00:28:03,910 --> 00:28:08,040 Yeah, that's going on Craigslist. 565 00:28:03,910 --> 00:28:08,040 When do you head back to college? 566 00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:10,820 I'm not. (CLEARS THROAT) 567 00:28:11,750 --> 00:28:12,740 Wow. 568 00:28:13,290 --> 00:28:15,810 Okay. Well, where will you live? 569 00:28:16,190 --> 00:28:17,350 Uh, here. 570 00:28:17,930 --> 00:28:19,550 Uh, I guess. 571 00:28:17,930 --> 00:28:19,550 You know, is there a bed for me? 572 00:28:19,830 --> 00:28:22,820 Mmm. Ian's at Caleb's most of the time, 573 00:28:19,830 --> 00:28:22,820 so you can probably take his bedroom. 574 00:28:23,330 --> 00:28:24,350 Cool. 575 00:28:24,630 --> 00:28:25,830 (BOTTLES RATTLING) 576 00:28:27,900 --> 00:28:29,340 Do you need us to hide the beer and stuff? 577 00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:32,560 No, no, I'm okay. Thanks, Debs. 578 00:28:33,910 --> 00:28:36,710 Are you sure? It's no big deal to hide it. 579 00:28:37,310 --> 00:28:39,300 Oh, it's cool, Debs. It's whatever. 580 00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:45,710 (COMPUTER CHIMES) 581 00:28:46,150 --> 00:28:47,950 Holy shit! 582 00:28:46,150 --> 00:28:47,950 Somebody already wants to buy the pram! 583 00:28:48,190 --> 00:28:49,180 Yeah, how much? 584 00:28:49,890 --> 00:28:52,160 - 2,500. 585 00:28:49,890 --> 00:28:52,160 - What, dollars? 586 00:28:52,430 --> 00:28:53,720 Yeah, dollars. 587 00:28:53,890 --> 00:28:55,090 (KEYBOARD CLACKING) 588 00:29:00,500 --> 00:29:03,730 50% of gay men 589 00:29:00,500 --> 00:29:03,730 in committed relationships cheat. 590 00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:06,340 Study they did at San Francisco State, 591 00:29:06,540 --> 00:29:11,140 "Out of 560 committed gay relationships, 592 00:29:06,540 --> 00:29:11,140 50% cheat regularly." 593 00:29:13,380 --> 00:29:14,910 - Have you cheated on him? 594 00:29:13,380 --> 00:29:14,910 - No. 595 00:29:15,250 --> 00:29:17,680 Well, then he's the 50% 596 00:29:15,250 --> 00:29:17,680 cheating in your relationship. 597 00:29:19,050 --> 00:29:22,020 I don't think statistics work that way. 598 00:29:19,050 --> 00:29:22,020 I trust Caleb. 599 00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:24,990 'Course you do. 600 00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:28,360 But, that doesn't mean he's not out there 601 00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:28,360 gobbling stray dick. 602 00:29:42,910 --> 00:29:44,170 Hey! 603 00:29:45,980 --> 00:29:47,280 Anybody home? 604 00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:50,850 Gallaghers! 605 00:29:51,020 --> 00:29:52,110 (WHISTLES) 606 00:30:01,230 --> 00:30:02,490 (GRUNTS) 607 00:30:12,710 --> 00:30:13,870 (PANTING) 608 00:30:14,270 --> 00:30:15,260 (RATTLING) 609 00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:16,540 Fuck. 610 00:30:16,740 --> 00:30:18,040 - (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 611 00:30:16,740 --> 00:30:18,040 - Hey! 612 00:30:18,310 --> 00:30:19,410 Mother fuck! 613 00:30:19,980 --> 00:30:22,510 Open this goddamn door now! 614 00:30:31,190 --> 00:30:32,560 FRANK: Hey. Down here. 615 00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:34,790 Hey. Liam. 616 00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:36,220 How's it been going, man? 617 00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:38,760 Go get your dad's wheelchair 618 00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:38,760 will you, son? 619 00:30:43,370 --> 00:30:45,070 Are you serious? 620 00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:47,330 (GRUNTING) 621 00:30:48,310 --> 00:30:52,340 Anybody home that can 622 00:30:48,310 --> 00:30:52,340 go get my wheelchair? 623 00:30:52,550 --> 00:30:53,740 Debbie? 624 00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:55,270 Ian? 625 00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:56,870 Lip? 626 00:31:00,550 --> 00:31:02,110 Fiona! 627 00:31:28,980 --> 00:31:30,510 (LAUGHS) Yeah. 628 00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:37,120 Mmm... 629 00:31:41,130 --> 00:31:42,120 Fuck. 630 00:31:48,570 --> 00:31:49,560 Mmm. 631 00:31:51,570 --> 00:31:52,730 It's beautiful. 632 00:31:53,570 --> 00:31:54,770 Why in the world are you parting with it? 633 00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:58,210 I got two at my baby shower. 634 00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:58,210 So, I decided I only really needed one. 635 00:32:08,020 --> 00:32:09,320 When did he get back? 636 00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:11,750 Just now, I guess. 637 00:32:12,390 --> 00:32:13,620 That his tux from the wedding? 638 00:32:14,230 --> 00:32:15,220 LIP: Think so. 639 00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:16,550 CARL: Should we move him? 640 00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:20,390 Hell no. 641 00:32:23,700 --> 00:32:27,300 Hey, uh, Lip, you have trouble with 642 00:32:23,700 --> 00:32:27,300 getting girls to give you, like, BJs? 643 00:32:28,210 --> 00:32:29,700 No. Not really... 644 00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:31,740 Even though you're not circumcised? 645 00:32:32,250 --> 00:32:33,240 I'm circumcised. 646 00:32:33,810 --> 00:32:36,050 - You are? 647 00:32:33,810 --> 00:32:36,050 - Yeah. What, you're not? 648 00:32:36,220 --> 00:32:38,310 No. How about you? 649 00:32:38,590 --> 00:32:39,580 Circumcised. 650 00:32:39,890 --> 00:32:41,550 - What about Liam? 651 00:32:39,890 --> 00:32:41,550 - LIP: Don't remember. 652 00:32:47,460 --> 00:32:48,450 Shit. 653 00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:50,820 So, I am the only one. 654 00:32:52,570 --> 00:32:54,400 You've seen a lot of wood, 655 00:32:52,570 --> 00:32:54,400 most of them cut? 656 00:32:54,870 --> 00:32:55,860 Most, not all. 657 00:32:56,900 --> 00:32:57,960 (SIGHS) 658 00:32:58,810 --> 00:33:00,600 It's not, like, a big deal. 659 00:32:58,810 --> 00:33:00,600 You just gotta keep it clean. 660 00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:01,830 Yeah. What's up, something happen? 661 00:33:02,380 --> 00:33:04,540 Dom won't go down on me 662 00:33:02,380 --> 00:33:04,540 'cause I'm not circumcised. 663 00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:06,070 I'm sorry. What a bitch. 664 00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:09,440 Well, do you wash it thoroughly? 665 00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:09,440 Like, scrub it every day? 666 00:33:09,780 --> 00:33:10,810 Yeah. 667 00:33:11,150 --> 00:33:12,640 Yeah, I guess so. 668 00:33:12,850 --> 00:33:15,050 Hey, keep that puppy squared away, 669 00:33:12,850 --> 00:33:15,050 you shouldn't have any problems. 670 00:33:15,290 --> 00:33:17,120 Yeah, you know, there's nothing worse 671 00:33:15,290 --> 00:33:17,120 than heading down south 672 00:33:17,290 --> 00:33:20,350 and getting a whiff of some moldy foreskin 673 00:33:17,290 --> 00:33:20,350 that smells like a homeless guy's shoes. 674 00:33:26,700 --> 00:33:27,900 (SNIFFS) 675 00:33:28,900 --> 00:33:30,030 Think I'm gonna hit the shower. 676 00:33:33,540 --> 00:33:34,970 KEV: I don't know. (SIGHS) 677 00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:37,040 Maybe we shouldn't have thrown Frank 678 00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:37,040 in the river. 679 00:33:37,310 --> 00:33:40,110 Fuck that, we should have tied 680 00:33:37,310 --> 00:33:40,110 an engine block around his neck 681 00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:41,650 and made sure he didn't come back up. 682 00:33:41,850 --> 00:33:43,010 (BABY CRYING ON MONITOR) 683 00:33:43,550 --> 00:33:44,640 (SHUSHING) 684 00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:49,650 - (SOFTLY) Okay. 685 00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:49,650 - (PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY) 686 00:33:51,890 --> 00:33:53,590 (CRYING CONTINUES) 687 00:33:55,060 --> 00:33:56,120 (SHUSHES) 688 00:34:04,370 --> 00:34:06,360 - (CRYING CONTINUES) 689 00:34:04,370 --> 00:34:06,360 - Oh. Son of a bitch! I'm not doing it. 690 00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:09,770 - I'm not... My nipples are still sore. 691 00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:09,770 - Oh, you three are still breast feeding? 692 00:34:09,940 --> 00:34:12,640 - It's cheaper than milk. 693 00:34:09,940 --> 00:34:12,640 - And it's healthier for the babies. 694 00:34:13,250 --> 00:34:15,550 - Can I watch? 695 00:34:13,250 --> 00:34:15,550 - $40. 696 00:34:15,850 --> 00:34:16,840 - 20. 697 00:34:15,850 --> 00:34:16,840 - 50. 698 00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:18,180 - 30. 699 00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:18,180 - 60. 700 00:34:18,450 --> 00:34:20,820 40, but I get to video it on my phone. 701 00:34:21,020 --> 00:34:22,220 (SNAPPING FINGERS) 702 00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:24,110 Tits. 703 00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:30,790 Whoa! Lip-ton iced tea. What's going on? 704 00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:32,560 Hey, I thought you were in rehab? 705 00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:34,730 No, no. Released on my own recognizance. 706 00:34:36,100 --> 00:34:37,200 Should you even be in here? 707 00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:38,870 I'm not an alcoholic. 708 00:34:39,570 --> 00:34:42,130 I don't have to drink. 709 00:34:39,570 --> 00:34:42,130 I just enjoy a cocktail or two 710 00:34:42,310 --> 00:34:43,370 at the end of a long day. 711 00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:45,440 But, I got rules now. 712 00:34:45,750 --> 00:34:48,370 I don't drink before 7:00. 713 00:34:45,750 --> 00:34:48,370 I don't drink on an empty stomach. 714 00:34:48,850 --> 00:34:50,180 Always hide the car keys. 715 00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:53,280 Give someone your phone, 716 00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:53,280 so you don't make any embarrassing calls. 717 00:34:54,190 --> 00:34:56,950 No more than two ounces of alcohol 718 00:34:54,190 --> 00:34:56,950 in an hour. 719 00:34:57,420 --> 00:34:59,050 No more than 12 in a night. 720 00:34:59,330 --> 00:35:01,890 I get two beers per AA chip. 721 00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:03,360 One shot per chip. 722 00:35:03,930 --> 00:35:05,800 And a boilermaker is three chips. 723 00:35:07,930 --> 00:35:09,700 (CELL PHONE BEEPING) 724 00:35:11,500 --> 00:35:13,470 And that's 7:00. 725 00:35:11,500 --> 00:35:13,470 Two beers, please. 726 00:35:15,540 --> 00:35:18,380 Oh, and can you get me an 8-ounce 727 00:35:15,540 --> 00:35:18,380 glass of water? I gotta stay hydrated. 728 00:35:22,150 --> 00:35:24,120 CARL: Hey. Why aren't I circumcised? 729 00:35:26,090 --> 00:35:28,020 - What? 730 00:35:26,090 --> 00:35:28,020 - Now I have to get it done. 731 00:35:29,420 --> 00:35:30,950 Why the hell would you want to do that? 732 00:35:31,260 --> 00:35:32,350 'Cause of my girl. 733 00:35:32,660 --> 00:35:34,650 It's better not to be circumcised. 734 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:38,400 More feeling in the ol' puppy 735 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:38,400 when you don't get its tail bobbed. 736 00:35:38,970 --> 00:35:40,300 Self-lubricating, too. 737 00:35:40,570 --> 00:35:44,870 Hey, be a champ, 738 00:35:40,570 --> 00:35:44,870 go get my wheelchair in the yard. 739 00:35:45,310 --> 00:35:46,400 You circumcised? 740 00:35:46,870 --> 00:35:49,400 I am, but I didn't have much say 741 00:35:46,870 --> 00:35:49,400 in the matter. 742 00:35:49,610 --> 00:35:52,480 I was only hours old 743 00:35:49,610 --> 00:35:52,480 when they cut into my manhood. 744 00:35:53,450 --> 00:35:54,470 It hurt? 745 00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:56,770 I cried like a baby. 746 00:35:57,780 --> 00:36:02,810 Anyone try to find me 747 00:35:57,780 --> 00:36:02,810 when I was in the ICU for the last month? 748 00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:04,420 No. 749 00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:07,150 How come? 750 00:36:07,390 --> 00:36:09,060 We were kind of hoping you were dead. 751 00:36:14,900 --> 00:36:15,960 DEBBIE: Oh, great, pizza. 752 00:36:16,570 --> 00:36:18,630 Yeah, Domino's guy said 753 00:36:16,570 --> 00:36:18,630 it was already paid for, 754 00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:21,030 so we're trying to eat it all before 755 00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:21,030 he figures out he delivered it 756 00:36:21,210 --> 00:36:22,200 to the wrong place. 757 00:36:22,380 --> 00:36:24,140 Right place. I put it on my credit card. 758 00:36:24,410 --> 00:36:26,740 - You have a credit card? 759 00:36:24,410 --> 00:36:26,740 - It just doesn't have my name on it. 760 00:36:28,050 --> 00:36:29,570 Oh, shit, Frank's alive? 761 00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:34,920 Will somebody, anybody 762 00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:34,920 please get my fucking wheelchair? 763 00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:36,380 - No. 764 00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:36,380 - Fuck off, Frank. 765 00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:37,550 CARL: No. 766 00:36:38,190 --> 00:36:40,090 Six new onesies, 767 00:36:40,590 --> 00:36:42,990 three new pairs of shoes 768 00:36:40,590 --> 00:36:42,990 and a diaper genie. 769 00:36:43,330 --> 00:36:45,030 Got a little something special 770 00:36:43,330 --> 00:36:45,030 for Mommy too. 771 00:36:45,230 --> 00:36:48,170 Hey. Anybody know who she belongs to? 772 00:36:45,230 --> 00:36:48,170 I found her outside. 773 00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:50,200 Jolayemi? Hi, I'm Debbie. 774 00:36:50,500 --> 00:36:51,700 Who the hell is Jolayemi? 775 00:36:52,010 --> 00:36:53,000 My new night nurse. 776 00:36:53,340 --> 00:36:54,330 Your what? 777 00:36:54,570 --> 00:36:57,130 Jolayemi stays up with Franny 778 00:36:54,570 --> 00:36:57,130 so I can have a good night's sleep 779 00:36:57,310 --> 00:36:58,370 and be refreshed in the morning. 780 00:36:58,710 --> 00:37:00,810 Mmm. Where'd you get the money 781 00:36:58,710 --> 00:37:00,810 for a night nurse? 782 00:37:01,510 --> 00:37:02,710 I started an online business. 783 00:37:03,250 --> 00:37:04,240 (THUDDING) 784 00:37:04,450 --> 00:37:05,440 What was that? 785 00:37:05,750 --> 00:37:06,740 CARL: Probably Frank. 786 00:37:07,050 --> 00:37:08,650 Frank's back? Since when? 787 00:37:09,060 --> 00:37:10,050 Couple of hours ago. 788 00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:11,590 CARL: Claims he was in a coma. 789 00:37:12,890 --> 00:37:13,880 This the baby? 790 00:37:14,260 --> 00:37:16,390 Uh, yes. Franny. Francis. 791 00:37:16,900 --> 00:37:19,130 She's a joy but not a great sleeper. 792 00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:20,530 Does she sleep in your bed? 793 00:37:21,100 --> 00:37:23,070 Sometimes, you know. I'm really careful. 794 00:37:23,340 --> 00:37:27,570 FRANK: Stop it. Wait, I did you a fucking 795 00:37:23,340 --> 00:37:27,570 favor getting rid of that junkie. 796 00:37:27,810 --> 00:37:29,440 - You should be thanking me. 797 00:37:27,810 --> 00:37:29,440 - Uh, keep a pillow between us 798 00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:30,740 so that I don't smother her or anything. 799 00:37:30,940 --> 00:37:32,970 - Ow! 800 00:37:30,940 --> 00:37:32,970 - It's much easier when I'm really tired 801 00:37:33,180 --> 00:37:35,650 to have Franny in bed with me 802 00:37:33,180 --> 00:37:35,650 so that I can just roll over and feed her. 803 00:37:35,850 --> 00:37:39,150 FRANK: I saved you from hepatitis and HIV 804 00:37:35,850 --> 00:37:39,150 at the hands of that liar junkie. Stop it. 805 00:37:40,550 --> 00:37:43,250 I am a truth-teller. 806 00:37:43,860 --> 00:37:46,490 But you're too weak to--(SCREAMS) 807 00:37:48,290 --> 00:37:49,990 (SIGHS) Oh, God. 808 00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:52,630 Hi. I'm Fiona. 809 00:37:54,100 --> 00:37:55,160 Hi. 810 00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:57,430 (SIGHS) 811 00:38:47,890 --> 00:38:48,980 (KISSES) 812 00:39:06,670 --> 00:39:07,870 (EXHALES) 813 00:39:09,940 --> 00:39:11,040 (SIGHS) Ah! 814 00:39:19,020 --> 00:39:21,110 - How'd she sleep? 815 00:39:19,020 --> 00:39:21,110 - Not good. 816 00:39:21,550 --> 00:39:25,360 Oh. Okay. Well, I'm gonna take a shower. 817 00:39:26,430 --> 00:39:28,550 Mmm. Smells like somebody might need 818 00:39:26,430 --> 00:39:28,550 a clean diaper. 819 00:39:33,870 --> 00:39:36,300 - Work in half an hour. 820 00:39:33,870 --> 00:39:36,300 - Yeah, great. (CLEARS THROAT) 821 00:39:40,610 --> 00:39:44,200 Boo. Good morning. School, hey, up. 822 00:39:48,510 --> 00:39:49,740 Good morning, Fiona. 823 00:39:54,620 --> 00:39:55,920 You okay? 824 00:39:57,590 --> 00:39:58,680 Yeah. 825 00:40:11,240 --> 00:40:13,100 Yeah, just walk right by. 826 00:40:13,270 --> 00:40:16,710 Ignore your father that you 827 00:40:13,270 --> 00:40:16,710 tried to drown in the river. 828 00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:18,780 That you left in a hospital to rot. 829 00:40:19,150 --> 00:40:20,580 I was only telling the truth. 830 00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:24,610 You can't kill the truth. 831 00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:24,610 The truth will set you free. 832 00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:37,490 - Hey, good morning. 833 00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:37,490 - Hey. Coffee? 834 00:40:38,630 --> 00:40:40,260 Nah, thanks. 835 00:40:41,700 --> 00:40:43,170 Only got a couple hours of sleep. 836 00:40:44,070 --> 00:40:45,970 Apartment fire around 10:00 last night 837 00:40:46,340 --> 00:40:48,000 then a multi-vehicle on South Lake Shore. 838 00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:50,170 I'm gonna hit the rack. 839 00:40:53,980 --> 00:40:54,970 You okay? 840 00:40:56,950 --> 00:40:58,080 I'm fine. 841 00:40:58,480 --> 00:40:59,780 You don't look fine. 842 00:41:01,890 --> 00:41:02,880 Want me to guess? 843 00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:04,450 I have to get to work. 844 00:41:05,430 --> 00:41:06,450 It's Denise, right? 845 00:41:09,060 --> 00:41:11,690 We grew up together, 846 00:41:09,060 --> 00:41:11,690 she was my Senior Prom date. 847 00:41:12,630 --> 00:41:14,190 You went to Senior Prom? 848 00:41:14,470 --> 00:41:16,600 Hell yeah, I was voted Prom King. 849 00:41:19,470 --> 00:41:21,960 Gay man having a fag hag 850 00:41:19,470 --> 00:41:21,960 cover for him with his friends? 851 00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:23,330 And with my family. 852 00:41:24,340 --> 00:41:27,540 Look, I was a quarterback, 853 00:41:24,340 --> 00:41:27,540 I had to keep up appearances for school. 854 00:41:28,050 --> 00:41:30,410 - Uh-huh. Your family liked her? 855 00:41:28,050 --> 00:41:30,410 - Loved her. 856 00:41:30,720 --> 00:41:32,310 Still hear about her from my folks. 857 00:41:32,620 --> 00:41:35,280 How great she was, 858 00:41:32,620 --> 00:41:35,280 how beautiful and smart. 859 00:41:35,620 --> 00:41:37,320 What a shame it is 860 00:41:35,620 --> 00:41:37,320 that I let her get away. 861 00:41:42,900 --> 00:41:45,800 Jesus, join us for dinner if you want. 862 00:41:42,900 --> 00:41:45,800 We're going to Wildfire. 863 00:41:48,070 --> 00:41:51,660 Well, Lip just got out of rehab. 864 00:41:48,070 --> 00:41:51,660 So, I'm gonna catch up with him later. 865 00:41:54,910 --> 00:41:57,500 I'm going to hit the shower. 866 00:41:54,910 --> 00:41:57,500 Say hi to Lip for me. 867 00:42:03,420 --> 00:42:07,510 Hey, Fiona. That preppy shit head guy 868 00:42:03,420 --> 00:42:07,510 is out here again, Chad? 869 00:42:11,490 --> 00:42:14,590 Hi. You finally find someone 870 00:42:11,490 --> 00:42:14,590 to run this dump? 871 00:42:14,790 --> 00:42:16,350 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) I wish. 872 00:42:14,790 --> 00:42:16,350 We're still interviewing. 873 00:42:16,730 --> 00:42:19,700 I was hoping I can impose on you 874 00:42:16,730 --> 00:42:19,700 to keep filling in for the next few weeks. 875 00:42:20,430 --> 00:42:22,100 Look, I'm sorry. This is my fault, 876 00:42:22,370 --> 00:42:23,930 I've been stuck in planning hearings 877 00:42:22,370 --> 00:42:23,930 with the City 878 00:42:24,100 --> 00:42:25,800 over this new multi building project 879 00:42:24,100 --> 00:42:25,800 on the Westside and-- 880 00:42:26,010 --> 00:42:28,470 Look, this management thing 881 00:42:26,010 --> 00:42:28,470 is a pain in my ass. 882 00:42:28,740 --> 00:42:29,800 I'm losing money. 883 00:42:29,980 --> 00:42:32,040 I need to get back to waiting tables 884 00:42:29,980 --> 00:42:32,040 where the real money is. 885 00:42:32,610 --> 00:42:34,080 Waiting tables is real money? 886 00:42:34,450 --> 00:42:36,210 Beats the minimum wage 887 00:42:34,450 --> 00:42:36,210 you guys pay management. 888 00:42:36,450 --> 00:42:37,580 Uh, better than minimum wage. 889 00:42:37,780 --> 00:42:39,510 Not by much with all the extra hours 890 00:42:39,690 --> 00:42:42,020 I end up having to work to cover 891 00:42:39,690 --> 00:42:42,020 all the bullshit that comes up. 892 00:42:42,260 --> 00:42:45,560 I came in yesterday at 6:00 a.m., 893 00:42:42,260 --> 00:42:45,560 I didn't get home till 9:00 last night. 894 00:42:46,290 --> 00:42:49,660 Okay, tell you what, pay yourself 895 00:42:46,290 --> 00:42:49,660 an extra 50 cents an hour. 896 00:42:49,830 --> 00:42:50,850 Make up the difference. 897 00:42:52,700 --> 00:42:54,390 You would be doing me a huge favor. 898 00:42:55,700 --> 00:42:56,960 An extra buck an hour. 899 00:42:57,400 --> 00:42:58,390 Done. 900 00:42:59,540 --> 00:43:00,870 DEBBIE: Hey, there. (CHUCKLES) 901 00:43:02,180 --> 00:43:03,170 Hi. 902 00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:05,810 I love your dress. 903 00:43:07,110 --> 00:43:08,780 - Hey, everybody. 904 00:43:07,110 --> 00:43:08,780 - Hey. 905 00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:10,550 Debbie? Where's Franny? 906 00:43:10,780 --> 00:43:11,880 With my nanny, Jolayemi. 907 00:43:12,250 --> 00:43:13,240 You have a nanny? 908 00:43:13,420 --> 00:43:15,750 - Well, she's actually my night nurse. 909 00:43:13,420 --> 00:43:15,750 - What's a night nurse? 910 00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:18,290 She stays up with Franny 911 00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:18,290 so I can sleep through the night 912 00:43:18,460 --> 00:43:20,450 and wake up refreshed 913 00:43:18,460 --> 00:43:20,450 and ready to greet the day. 914 00:43:20,630 --> 00:43:22,120 Can your night nurse watch my Kwandi, too? 915 00:43:22,300 --> 00:43:24,820 Sure, no problem. It's only $20 an hour. 916 00:43:25,100 --> 00:43:26,590 - 20 bucks? 917 00:43:25,100 --> 00:43:26,590 - (SCHOOL BELL RINGS) 918 00:43:26,830 --> 00:43:29,300 Premium infant care 919 00:43:26,830 --> 00:43:29,300 doesn't come cheap, ladies. 920 00:43:29,470 --> 00:43:31,900 Gotta go, Algebra. Hey! 921 00:43:33,110 --> 00:43:34,700 I can do it, but I don't recommend it. 922 00:43:35,340 --> 00:43:37,740 Recovery is going to be tough at 16. 923 00:43:38,240 --> 00:43:41,340 - I'd suggest you find another girl. 924 00:43:38,240 --> 00:43:41,340 - I don't want another girl. 925 00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:44,910 You won't be able to have an erection 926 00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:44,910 while the incision heals. 927 00:43:46,090 --> 00:43:47,080 How long will that take? 928 00:43:47,750 --> 00:43:49,520 Four days before the stitches 929 00:43:47,750 --> 00:43:49,520 can come out. 930 00:43:50,460 --> 00:43:51,450 How much it cost? 931 00:43:51,860 --> 00:43:53,220 Around $1500. 932 00:43:55,230 --> 00:43:57,990 It's all right, son, you're going to 933 00:43:55,230 --> 00:43:57,990 get through life just fine 934 00:43:58,160 --> 00:43:59,260 without being circumcised. 935 00:43:59,530 --> 00:44:02,090 No, I have the money. 936 00:43:59,530 --> 00:44:02,090 I just need to dig up my rainy day fund. 937 00:44:02,570 --> 00:44:03,800 Can you fit me in this afternoon? 938 00:44:06,210 --> 00:44:07,730 You asked her to go through 939 00:44:06,210 --> 00:44:07,730 our checkbook and bills? 940 00:44:08,140 --> 00:44:11,040 She figured out my screw-up 941 00:44:08,140 --> 00:44:11,040 with the Alibi books so fast yesterday, 942 00:44:11,210 --> 00:44:13,080 I figured she should look at 943 00:44:11,210 --> 00:44:13,080 our home finances too. 944 00:44:13,550 --> 00:44:16,020 - She does so many things well. 945 00:44:13,550 --> 00:44:16,020 - Yeah... 946 00:44:16,480 --> 00:44:18,040 I mean, I thought 947 00:44:16,480 --> 00:44:18,040 we were good in the sack, 948 00:44:18,220 --> 00:44:20,690 but she's, like, the Michael Jordan 949 00:44:18,220 --> 00:44:20,690 of erotic stimuli. 950 00:44:20,890 --> 00:44:22,250 She is an experienced sex worker. 951 00:44:22,420 --> 00:44:24,520 It's like she has three hands 952 00:44:22,420 --> 00:44:24,520 and six tongues. 953 00:44:24,720 --> 00:44:25,890 That thing she was doing last night... 954 00:44:26,060 --> 00:44:28,250 I know. And I think she was texting 955 00:44:26,060 --> 00:44:28,250 at the same time. 956 00:44:32,970 --> 00:44:34,800 Family meeting. Tonight. 957 00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:39,270 Family meeting? 958 00:44:39,870 --> 00:44:41,100 Is that what we're calling sex now? 959 00:45:41,370 --> 00:45:42,530 What a beautiful baby. 960 00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:45,140 Oh. Yeah, she is, isn't she? 961 00:45:45,910 --> 00:45:47,500 - What's her name? 962 00:45:45,910 --> 00:45:47,500 - Franny. 963 00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:51,570 Well, I hope Franny knows how lucky she is 964 00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:51,570 to have such a wonderful mother. 965 00:45:57,080 --> 00:46:00,490 I was being a good father, a great father. 966 00:46:01,650 --> 00:46:05,790 Exposing a liar who was going to 967 00:46:01,650 --> 00:46:05,790 ruin his daughter's life. 968 00:46:07,130 --> 00:46:09,030 And she treats him like a pariah? 969 00:46:10,300 --> 00:46:11,960 (INHALES DEEPLY) 970 00:46:12,730 --> 00:46:14,260 People won't hear the truth... 971 00:46:16,740 --> 00:46:18,000 They hate you for it. 972 00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:21,870 It's my fault. 973 00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:25,110 Thanks. I was too easy on them, 974 00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:27,640 and now they're soft. 975 00:46:27,950 --> 00:46:33,150 Soft as baby poop on a warm summer's day. 976 00:46:42,090 --> 00:46:45,000 Wow! There go a 977 00:46:42,090 --> 00:46:45,000 couple of billion brain cells. 978 00:46:48,700 --> 00:46:50,470 The world's gonna to fuck you. 979 00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:53,200 All you can do 980 00:46:54,140 --> 00:46:56,130 is take it up the ass and soldier on. 981 00:46:58,510 --> 00:47:00,410 Hey, you're a pal for listening. 982 00:47:01,350 --> 00:47:03,480 It helps having a friend you can talk to. 983 00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:32,870 You sure? If you've never seen Radiohead 984 00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:32,870 in concert, it's pretty fantastic. 985 00:47:33,410 --> 00:47:35,350 Ah. Thanks, but I gotta work. 986 00:47:35,980 --> 00:47:37,570 Maybe you can get somebody 987 00:47:35,980 --> 00:47:37,570 to cover for you? 988 00:47:38,550 --> 00:47:41,080 Really, I appreciate it 989 00:47:38,550 --> 00:47:41,080 but I got a boyfriend. 990 00:47:45,220 --> 00:47:46,420 You got a new boyfriend? 991 00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:49,490 Uh, no. You're off the professors, 992 00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:49,490 I'm off the men. 993 00:47:50,060 --> 00:47:51,050 Really? 994 00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:52,590 Don't sound so surprised. 995 00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:54,690 Oh, it's just 996 00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:54,690 you've never stayed single long. 997 00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:55,990 (SCOFFS) Fuck off. 998 00:47:56,200 --> 00:47:57,190 What, it's a historical fact. 999 00:47:57,500 --> 00:47:59,730 Well, no more. I'm done with men. 1000 00:48:00,440 --> 00:48:01,430 Uh, women? 1001 00:48:01,670 --> 00:48:06,240 No. Relationships, in general. 1002 00:48:01,670 --> 00:48:06,240 My instincts suck. No shithead radar. 1003 00:48:06,950 --> 00:48:07,940 Just going cold turkey? 1004 00:48:08,780 --> 00:48:09,770 Worked for you, didn't it? 1005 00:48:10,180 --> 00:48:12,580 - Yo, you done working soon? 1006 00:48:10,180 --> 00:48:12,580 - LIP: Uh... 1007 00:48:13,020 --> 00:48:14,610 - (TELEPHONE RINGING) 1008 00:48:13,020 --> 00:48:14,610 - Hi. Hey, Olga, can you get that? 1009 00:48:14,850 --> 00:48:15,840 - OLGA: Yeah. 1010 00:48:14,850 --> 00:48:15,840 - Hi, Ian. 1011 00:48:16,120 --> 00:48:17,850 Hey, big sis. I need help with something. 1012 00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:20,120 You can go as soon as you 1013 00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:20,120 finish up in back. 1014 00:48:20,860 --> 00:48:23,490 Candy's going to be a couple hours late. 1015 00:48:20,860 --> 00:48:23,490 Her gout is acting up. 1016 00:48:23,730 --> 00:48:26,700 - Oh, crap. Is there any way that you can-- 1017 00:48:23,730 --> 00:48:26,700 - No, sorry. 1018 00:48:28,030 --> 00:48:29,970 - Melinda, Candy's gonna be-- 1019 00:48:28,030 --> 00:48:29,970 - Not a chance. 1020 00:48:30,700 --> 00:48:32,000 - Eunice? 1021 00:48:30,700 --> 00:48:32,000 - (SCOFFS) 1022 00:48:42,050 --> 00:48:43,380 How's it going down there? 1023 00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:45,040 SACHS: Almost done. 1024 00:48:45,480 --> 00:48:47,750 Great. I can't feel a thing. 1025 00:48:48,450 --> 00:48:49,440 SACHS: Don't worry, 1026 00:48:50,260 --> 00:48:51,660 you will soon. 1027 00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:17,110 (RATTLING) 1028 00:49:55,150 --> 00:49:56,140 Fuck. 1029 00:50:50,740 --> 00:50:51,940 (WHIRRING) 1030 00:50:54,410 --> 00:50:56,080 Kevin, family meeting! 1031 00:50:56,420 --> 00:50:59,750 KEV: Coming! 1032 00:50:56,420 --> 00:50:59,750 Took a little longer to get ready! 1033 00:51:02,250 --> 00:51:04,850 150, it's not good. 1034 00:51:05,520 --> 00:51:06,510 Kevin! 1035 00:51:07,460 --> 00:51:09,120 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 1036 00:51:19,440 --> 00:51:20,800 I'm ready for our family meeting. 1037 00:51:23,610 --> 00:51:25,870 - This is about family finances. 1038 00:51:23,610 --> 00:51:25,870 - Ooh... 1039 00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:28,670 Svetlana's been going over our bills 1040 00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:28,670 and income from the bar. 1041 00:51:29,150 --> 00:51:30,140 Sit. 1042 00:51:31,050 --> 00:51:32,040 Sit. 1043 00:51:41,730 --> 00:51:45,130 We need to increase our revenues 1044 00:51:41,730 --> 00:51:45,130 and improve our P and L immediately. 1045 00:51:45,660 --> 00:51:48,630 You have no life insurance, 1046 00:51:45,660 --> 00:51:48,630 401ks, 529s. 1047 00:51:48,830 --> 00:51:51,430 You have no balance sheet, 1048 00:51:48,830 --> 00:51:51,430 no income or cash flow forecasts. 1049 00:51:51,600 --> 00:51:54,230 Our yield on gross revenues are shit. 1050 00:51:56,980 --> 00:51:58,070 Oh, I'm sorry. (STUTTERS) 1051 00:51:58,680 --> 00:52:01,440 Are we seriously not gonna have sex? 1052 00:51:58,680 --> 00:52:01,440 'Cause I kinda took a Viagra. 1053 00:52:10,860 --> 00:52:12,760 - It's fucking stupid. 1054 00:52:10,860 --> 00:52:12,760 - Yeah. 1055 00:52:14,030 --> 00:52:15,650 And why didn't you just 1056 00:52:14,030 --> 00:52:15,650 go to the dinner with him? 1057 00:52:15,830 --> 00:52:16,820 Meet this Denise. 1058 00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:18,590 I didn't want him to know 1059 00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:18,590 that I don't trust him. 1060 00:52:18,800 --> 00:52:19,990 Yeah, but you don't trust him. 1061 00:52:20,870 --> 00:52:22,660 I didn't want him to know 1062 00:52:20,870 --> 00:52:22,660 that I don't trust him. 1063 00:52:24,370 --> 00:52:25,630 All right, he's gonna get off. 1064 00:52:26,510 --> 00:52:27,600 All right. 1065 00:53:03,540 --> 00:53:05,480 You see, she looks 1066 00:53:03,540 --> 00:53:05,480 pretty fucking female to me. 1067 00:53:05,740 --> 00:53:07,240 - Can we go now? 1068 00:53:05,740 --> 00:53:07,240 - No, no, no. Hold on. 1069 00:53:22,900 --> 00:53:24,760 At least he's not cheating 1070 00:53:22,900 --> 00:53:24,760 with a guy. Right? 1071 00:53:26,030 --> 00:53:27,470 Please tell me she has a dick. 1072 00:53:56,230 --> 00:53:58,200 Hey. You all right? 1073 00:53:58,600 --> 00:54:00,330 I can't get an erection for four days. 1074 00:54:00,930 --> 00:54:02,200 Then Dom will give me a blow job. 1075 00:54:36,100 --> 00:54:37,090 English -SDH 64128

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