Original subtitles

Yeah, let's go, guys.

I'm going to go.

I'm going to go.

I'm going to go.

I'm going to go.

I'm going to go.

Rose, nobody knows

Although she's like his big sister

The first time he kissed her

He knew younger than her

Made chickens who can do for you

Norman's just a young boy

But he can make a wife for you

She's a woman just as gross

She knows

Every wife should have a boy like Norman

Norman

Norman

He's an affectionate boy

His mother's true pride and joy

Anybody home?

It's a pain in the neck

She waits for him every day

In the time on her way

Mother's

It's amazing what a bowl of homemade chicken soup can do for you

Norman loves Rose and nobody knows

Norman loves Rose from her head to her toes

Norman loves Rose...

Eat, darling. It's good for you.

I want you to be big and strong.

Hi, Mom.

So why aren't you home?

It's not even five.

You're worse than a child. You want another heart attack. This is what you want?

It was heartburn, darling.

Who says it was a heart attack?

I say it was a heart attack.

Come home.

Your father. 35 years I've been cooking for

him. All of a sudden he's getting heartburns.

He thinks I don't know nothing.

Norman, set the table. Michael and Rose will be here soon.

And how's my little brother if you're confused don't worry so was norman

a year ago everything was simple now how did it happen

you want that tea can't stay michael's a rotor meeting tonight

well if you spend as much time with you as he does with them

You going to ring him when he comes home?

We'll take some food. There's plenty.

Norman! Rose is here.

What did he say?

Who?

You know, the doctor.

How did you know where we went?

I eavesdropped.

Yeah, well, when I want you to know, I'll tell you.

Children aren't supposed to know everything.

I'm almost 13.

Excuse me.

Are you going to tell me?

No.

Was it you or Michael?

More gas, please.

I'm off.

Mrs. White is late.

Can you do it for me?

Maureen wants to see me.

Something about the kids.

Chocolate.

Do you think they'll get back together again, Doctor?

Not while he's trying to revive the 60s all by himself.

Not quite, you know. By himself.

It's great.

What was that for?

Only for being the best sister-in-law I have.

Better park around the corner.

Come in, shithouse.

Your dinner's on the table!

Have you eaten?

Now you're a bum. Get Heinz to help.

Have you eaten?

I'm not hungry!

They are competing for a wonderful prize.

A trip to New Zealand, with Air New Zealand, to Pango Pango for 21 days.

All expenses paid and $50 spending.

Or second, a most infamous thing to go sent down from Australia.

Did you cook this?

What?

I said, did you cook this? It's very good.

Your mother sent it over.

What, sir?

This is for you.

You should have seen your mother she knows she insisted on coming with me

his sperm is dead it's not dead it's uh just not

how it should be they say uh just a low count

i i know what he said as a nice man he understands the mother's feelings

He didn't want me to be upset.

Close the door.

How am I going to face my friends?

I ask you, do I deserve this?

No, of course not.

Good morning. My wife's still in bed. Have a nice day. Don't work too hard.

What a shame. Would have suited you.

Me? I look terrible.

I didn't know you'd be married.

I wasn't.

Did you have the baby?

Yeah. Had it adopted out. It was a boy.

Poor thing.

Lost me figure. You should have seen me before.

Well, better get on with it.

Want a cuppa? Wouldn't mind one.

Well I'm very pleased with your progress.

I'll see you in six months and remember keep up with the dental floss.

If you come with me I'll make you an appointment.

Something happen at the Rotary Club? I didn't go. I'll

cancel your appointment. no. I'm okay. are you sure?

Life. life. life. you're right doctor. you're right.

Maybe it comes from your side. darling listen I've

I've got to go. I've got an office full of people here.

I'll try to get home early tonight, I promise.

I tell you what, why don't you invite them over for dinner tonight?

I said this is a good idea, Morris.

Morris!

Don't stand on your feet too long. You know what it does to your prostate.

It's a family contest.

I saw Maureen last night. Talked things over.

Are you and Rose free tonight? A new disco? Wild!

Um, no. Thanks, but we're having dinner en famille.

Well, have a good time, all the same, kiddo.

Fellow Rotarians, I went on to say,

it is my deeply felt feeling that the formation of the committee

that I propose for your approval, although unorthodox

and a departure from my normal activities,

an achievement and a landmark that will make us the envy of all the other clubs

and furthermore i'm convinced that such a step will get the attention of the press

and deriving from it praise from the community

at large the brains of our prime minister

i must have missed something what were you proposing didn't i say not exactly

well what i suggested was that we provide pensioners with electric toothpicks

Your heart of gold.

Haven't they got false teeth?

What's that got to do with it?

No, I can see Norman's point.

If they don't have any teeth,

why do they need toothpicks?

Listen to the professor.

He's a wonderful man you married, you Rose.

Do you know he could have been a proper doctor if he wanted...

It's okay, Mama.

I could cut my tongue out.

I said it's okay, Mama.

Will somebody tell me what's going on?

Michael flunked medicine.

So?

He's got nothing.

I agree. It wouldn't have made any difference to his sperm count, would it?

Oh, my God.

Oh, let me in quickly.

I swear they're gonna fall off.

I'll do something.

If I warm them up, what is the point of cooling them down in the post place?

The idea is to do it while they're cold.

Is that what you said?

It's only common sense. You don't have to be a doctor to see that.

It's never going to work like this

Michael

this little piggy went to market and this little piggy went for them

and this little piggy went for you

this little piggy's fed up

crunch the humiliation

She starts laughing, you know I know what she starts laughing.

It's gonna be a piece of cake.

Oh, a piece of cake.

So, I start searching for crumbs under the sheets.

And?

And guess what?

Accidentally on purpose, I touched it.

You mean?

Yeah, I had a feel.

Wow.

Did she get mad?

No, she pretended like nothing happened.

You know what I mean.

Did you say anything?

Like what?

Like, I'm sorry or anything, no.

I just turned on my stomach and you know what?

You're not going to be able to believe this.

What? What?

My Peter landed straight into my hands.

Get away.

My mother's life.

What did it feel like?

I mean, when you had the feel?

Hairy.

Amen.

So, is it muzzle tough already?

What muzzle tough?

We're muzzle tough.

What do you want from me?

Maybe they don't want children.

They breathe.

Oh, cut it out, will you?

It's all right.

Look at them, bloody delinquents.

Hmm, make some time.

Stop it, I said!

When are we going?

I'm bored.

When I'm good and ready and not before.

Jesus.

What do you want to do, sweetheart?

I want to go.

Oh, my word, I'm going to clobber you, Jennifer.

What would you like to do, David?

Can we watch TV?

Yeah, sure.

You know how to switch it on?

Bye. Couscous.

Mind the electricity.

They're up for sale.

Want to put a bid in?

What?

Nothing. How's Trix?

All right, I guess.

I put on weight.

Did you notice?

Turn that down!

I'm thinking about going on a diet.

Yeah, I suppose I should too.

What about S-E-X?

How many times did you do it?

Go on.

I don't know much about these things.

I was...

You know, when I met Michael...

Come on, you're having me on.

You're serious.

What do you do if he isn't interested?

Michael?

Oh, this is fascinating. Keep talking.

Well, what I want to know is,

how many times are you supposed to do it?

An hour? A day? A week?

A year.

Okay, chop-chop. We're going.

A pathology report.

I'm very flirty, too, baby.

It doesn't mean that.

It does.

Get up off the bloody floor now!

Is it okay if I come in?

Oh, Rose?

Just... Rose?

When I was a young doctor...

Someone at the door? Is it okay?

Sure.

Will you just look at that?

I don't believe it.

I'm all right.

Only yesterday I was bouncing you on my knees.

It's all happening too quickly.

I bet you're already giving the girls a hard time.

Must fly.

Rose, what are you going to talk about?

Don't hesitate, okay?

Come on, you monsters.

Hi, Norman.

Nothing, really.

You can tell me, you know.

You're a sweet boy, Norman.

I wish you would talk to me.

And serve strangers.

That's all.

Come here, Norman.

I wish I could talk to you.

You might be the only one who'd listen and not laugh.

Don't be upset.

You see, Norman,

there are things in a woman's life

which are very private.

You'll understand when you're a bit older.

But I do understand now.

What do you understand?

A lot of things.

I don't know how to say it

exactly so that it sounds right,

But I think you deserve to be the happiest person in the world.

Oh, no.

Members of our days.

Did anybody ring up to find out why they don't come to work?

Maybe they say.

All three of them?

Possible.

It's also possible they'll abolish income tax.

When you don't need them, everybody turns up.

But when you've got an order to get out, nobody comes to work.

Hey, Mr. Morris, I've got a good one for you.

Save it. Tomorrow.

For a long happy life,

meet through your nose and keep your mouth shut.

Wait.

Come in, Shirley. Problems?

No.

Ah. Leave the checks. I'll sign them tomorrow.

Nobody's in a hurry to pay me. Let them wait one more day.

Hello, Josie. Darling.

It's me, Toscanini. That's who. Who else?

Darling, about the order.

I know. Nobody wants to work anymore.

You're telling me industrial relations.

I've also got relations.

I'll do my best for tomorrow, okay?

Bye.

Luke?

That no good mick will kill her yet.

For 20 years he's been fine.

What's wrong with your sister now?

Who said anything about Ruthie being sick?

I didn't mention her name. Who told you?

Nobody. You did.

You know something? Tell me, please, Morris.

I am going crazy around here.

All it says is, may not be with you for no man's permits for love, Ruthie.

Where does it say anything about she's sick?

I'm telling you it's worse than that.

I know my sister better than you do.

I can also read, too. And I can also read what's in African, believe me.

So why don't you tell her, Father?

I already did.

And?

He wouldn't let me talk to her.

He said she was restless.

Not surprised. She's always restless.

Ever since I know her, she's been restless.

She must be the most restless woman in Melbourne.

Norman, you'll do me a favor, please.

You'll be nice to Michael and nice to Rose, and eat what Rose gives you.

And Morris, promise me, promise me you won't work late.

No, not that brown one. The other brown one.

Which other brown one?

Do me a favor, please. Don't help.

And don't shout at me.

When did I shout?

Excuse me, Norman. Did you hear me shout?

No, Papa. I didn't hear you shout.

Don't talk to him. Can't you see he's upset?

Oh, yes. Since then I have not.

Oh, well.

Thank you for my dinner.

Bye-bye.

Oh, you're going already?

Playing cards tonight. Thank you for my lovely meal.

Norman, don't stay up too late. We'll do what Rose tells you.

Bye.

Can we see you tomorrow night?

Maybe. I'll ring you later.

Good night, Michael.

Good night.

Look after that cup.

The ashtray.

What you forgot the ashtray I didn't forget I was gonna do it next

I'll have it sterilized.

Here you are.

That's it. I'm finished. I'm not playing anymore.

Every time the same thing. An abscess I could get.

Sit down, David, please.

Sam, do me a favor. Do us all a favor. Play a card.

In a minute. Where's the fire?

Back up. Because she knows a black man.

Yeah, she knows a black man. You always know a black man.

A black man's a black man.

Who listened to me, Samuel Dasabowski?

Sidney Darcy.

Sidney Darcy.

To me, Samuel Dasabowski you've always been,

and Samuel Dasabowski you always will be.

What are you, ashamed or something?

So God help me, if you don't stop me, Murray,

I'm liable to do something I'll regret.

I'm down.

He's down.

Look, I finished.

Stop arguing.

Why don't you try to behave like normal people?

Count your points! Count!

Stop Sam-Sam-Smanning me! Just do like I ask!

Maybe we could have another little game?

Hello darling how are you terrible what happened my apple strudel it failed

my whole life i was never so embarrassed how are you how are the children

yeah they're fine they're fine so how is your

sister better so when are you coming home

in a couple of days listen i think i know what

happened with the strudel it's an electric oven

Yeah, I'm glad we stayed with Gads.

Now, you kiss the children for me, please.

Make sure Norman is eating.

And, Morris, tell me the truth.

How is your prostate?

There's no problems.

Are you sure?

See, everything is fine.

Goodbye, darling.

Tell me when you're coming.

Goodbye, darling.

Everything is fine.

Good.

Good, good.

Want another game?

First, I got to take a pee.

How about you, Norman?

Yes.

What are you doing?

Making an orange juice. Did I wake you?

It doesn't matter.

Do you want one?

Okay.

Thank you, Donnie.

Are you cold?

Idiot.

Want a cookie?

Yes, why not?

Oh, crumbs. I'll get rid of them.

Doesn't matter.

What's on the agenda for today, Classes?

In the afternoon.

Wanna have breakfast, indeed?

I'd like that.

Rose.

What?

I wish I were older.

Why?

It's not so bad, being 13.

I remember liking it.

You wouldn't swap ages.

Only if we both stayed there, Dean, always.

And I'd like to be your age.

Even a little older.

Why?

So that I could have married you instead of Michael.

Why would you want to do that?

Because...

you make great broccoli casserole.

Because I love you.

Because I want to take care of you.

And make sure you're never unhappy.

And I'd kill anyone who would hurt you.

Don't be upset.

There does this feel better yes yes yes

Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.

Photographic session.

Don't you take your clothes off for anybody.

What if I want to?

Oh, feel free.

He's also a blabbermouth. Get it?

Anyway, who's this piece on the side?

Do I know?

Frankly, I didn't think you had, did you?

This one I've almost given up on, short of

hiring a debt collector, I've tried everything.

How much is it for?

I remember him.

A favor. Was a nephew of a friend.

With friends like that...

Who needs enemies?

You kiss that one goodbye.

Shirley.

Do you mind staying on a bit later tonight? If it's all

right with you, I want to clear all this out of the way.

Television's been lousy lately.

You watch television?

A nice girl like you.

How's the bar mitzvah boy?

You sure growing up?

Are you sure he hasn't called?

I don't know. He might have.

We were out most of the day.

Enjoy yourselves.

What about you?

You have a good day?

Not particularly.

But we'll talk about it later.

Since he was 12 years old, he worked 18 hours a day.

He...

Your father's still alive?

Good.

I don't even have a photo.

I remember my mother, my two sisters,

father.

All I can see is a little man

bending over a garment.

I can never see his eyes.

Maybe because he never looked up from his work.

How old were you when...

Same age as my Norman.

You know, he used to sing to himself in Yiddish.

Little songs.

I think he made them up.

I'm nearly twice the age he was when...

I'm hungry.

Come on, Shirley, we'll look up, we'll go eat somewhere.

Oh, you don't have to.

I want to, I owe you.

How?

A word is worth one coin.

A silence is worth two coins.

I owe you.

Do as you're told.

You had no right to say anything to her.

I didn't.

I only asked a few simple questions.

If you behaved more like a husband, I wouldn't have had to ask.

Oh, yes, I knew it. I knew it. I knew it would be my fault.

Well, if the cat fits.

You know what you did is...

What you did is...

It's contemptible. That's what it is. It's contemptible.

You are not impressing me with your big words.

I will tell you what would impress me.

If you were capable of making me pregnant.

I would be impressed if you were capable of making me feel attractive I would be

impressed I would be so impressed I might even try to let you where are you

going to the spare room you can't sleep in there and why not what about norman

what if he tells mama we've been fighting

Thanks for everything.

Don't thank me.

You're a good listener, Shirley.

See you tomorrow.

Good night.

Sweet dreams.

I saw your old man last night.

Oh, where?

Restaurant.

Appetizing piece of tail he was with.

Not what you'd call a young chick, mind you.

But pretty well preserved.

Wouldn't have minded it myself.

Did he introduce her?

Didn't even see me.

Too busy chatting her up.

My father's not home.

So?

He left for work early.

Oh, my, oh, my, oh, my.

Marty! Stop!

Where are you going?

To see the children.

He hasn't been eating well.

And you, you look terrible.

What is it? I go away for three days, I come home, everybody is sick.

Norman, go get dressed. I want to talk to Rose.

Any news? Tell me.

Not yet.

How is Michael?

Michael's Michael.

Thank God for that.

The way my Morris looks, I wouldn't wish on my enemies.

How come you're back so soon?

I couldn't wait to get away quick enough.

Oh, the things that animal said to me.

Three whole days, I did nothing but cry.

My poor sister deserves better.

So tell me, is Norman good?

Very good.

A boy like Norman, every woman should have.

Oh, it's just Rose and I missed you last night, that's all.

We were expecting you for dinner.

Sorry I didn't telephone. I had a few things to finish up here.

I grabbed a bite on the way home.

You were seeing with her.

So?

So, he says.

Embarrassing, it was.

Embarrassing? For who?

Oh, for me!

I'm so sorry.

Next time I want to have dinner with my bookkeeper,

I'll go to a motel room.

It'll save you the embarrassment.

In the meantime, sonny boy, mind your own business, okay?

I consider it my business when someone tells me

that my father has been behaving like...

like a regular playboy as soon as his wife's out of town.

A boy should love his mother.

That's very nice.

By the way, she's back.

What's eating you up?

Go for a walk, yeah?

It's better for you.

All this chugging.

It's chugging your brains.

Eat.

But I just had breakfast.

Eat!

A regular playboy, huh?

Maybe I shouldn't watch too late.

Listen, you don't finish a marriage because you

don't enjoy it with your wife in bed no more.

But I never have.

Never? Why not? She's a nice girl.

Well, I wasn't in love with her then. I'm certainly not in love with her now.

Love? Love? What's love got to do with you? You're in love with the...

What was her name? With the big...

Felicity.

You were going to kill yourself.

You were going to run away from home.

But you didn't.

You passed.

Close your eyes and think of your favorite pin-up girl.

And this will work? Guaranteed.

How do you think I made Norman so late in life?

Doctors, what do they know?

You don't need ice cubes, you need warm blood.

Just close your eyes and think.

Who will I think of?

Jane Fonda.

On the Torah, and on the work, and on the prophets, and on this Shabbat day

that you gave us, our Lord, our God,

and mine alone and I know in my heart my my dear Norman that you will discharge

them and acquit yourself well and help make her family an even shinier example

of love and devotion

Would you love to eat?

Oh, my.

Good night, Mama.

Good night. Don't drink so much this time.

Good night, Rums.

Good night, Mama.

Good night, darling.

Coming.

I wish you'd tell me what pills you're on.

Last that I got to press the hell out of me.

Has Michael come good?

She been like this long?

Oh, but if I know what's going on...

What he needs is iron, cow's liver, spinach, chicken soup.

Nostein.

How do you feel?

Uh, okay. A little tired, that's all.

No pains, anyway?

No.

No. Good.

Well, Norman, um, believe it or not, I was a boy once myself, you know.

I know how it is.

Listen, I'm not old-fashioned.

I don't believe all that, you know, about you go blind and...

It's just...

Why are you laughing?

It's just, you know...

A little bit self-discipline never hurt anybody.

All right?

I mean...

Don't go mad, you know?

Well...

I'm glad we had this little man-to-man talk and listen if you've got problems

you're too embarrassed to talk with me so talk with your brother with Michael

all right good it's your pulse okay leave it with me I'll talk to someone

want to know somebody relax that's what I'm here for ease off the gas won't be

long Charles I need a favor well do you think it's possible she'll have to ask

around shouldn't be too difficult in her line of work

Look, within reason, Charles, I'm not prepared to pay.

It may help.

One favor deserves another.

Anything, Charles.

Call me Charlie.

Pardon?

You heard him.

Call me Charlie.

Come on.

Call me Charlie.

What's the matter with you?

Look, I've known you longer than anybody else,

since primary school, in fact.

And you're the only person who calls me Charles.

You're such a little girl. Call me Charlie.

That'd be sillier. I can't.

Why not, for Christ's sake?

I don't know. I just can't.

Do you know what little prick you were at school?

Well, I'm telling you now.

And I'm sad to report you've grown bigger.

Where is that bitch?

I don't know.

Charlie.

Oh, he said it. My God, he said it.

You beautiful prick.

Oh, sorry. I should have known.

Hi, darling. Sit down. The usual?

No, just black tea, thanks.

Darling, this is rather delicate, and I wonder if you might be able to help.

Michael here has a kid brother whose health could benefit from some real loving.

Do you follow my meaning?

We both know it's a bit awkward, but Michael's not adverse to making a

financial contribution to the favourite charity of the person involved.

How old's your brother?

Uh, 13.

One black tea, please.

I see. Just so there's no misunderstanding, of course, you want me to...

Not you.

Not you.

You want me to act as a pimp for two aging perverts

who get their kicks out of corrupting young children.

You're disgusting!

Grandfather!

I'm going to be a grandfather!

Thank you! Thank you!

I'm going to be a granddaddy!

Me! Me! I'm going to be a grandfather!

What's the matter, Mama?

Rose is gonna have a baby!

Where are you running?

Aren't you going to say anything?

Have you told Michael?

Of course.

What did he say?

Nothing.

He fainted.

We'll have to tell my parents too.

I've told your mother, you know that?

You have?

She didn't say anything.

What are you talking about?

About us.

Come here, Norman.

We must keep this little secret between us.

Shh, shh, shh.

You love your parents, don't you?

And you wouldn't want to do anything to hurt them, would you?

Well, if you won't tell them, I will.

Rose, darling, how are you, boo-boo-lah?

Oh, Norman.

What happened?

Norman, quick. Call the doctor. I don't feel good.

Don't you worry about anything, Rose, darling.

Mama is here. You just rest.

I'll take care of everything, darling.

Michael, leave Rose alone.

You won't want to talk to her.

Doctors.

Come on, Norma. We go home.

I'll explain to you about the budget.

Papa Rosie.

Look after yourself.

The doctor told me straight.

She's to have plenty of rest and no more...

Not at all?

Not until after the baby.

Killed really hey that much for a card at least it can do is blink correctly

bloody kid

Sam, you're gentle.

Hear me?

Who does she look like?

That spitting image of my daughter.

I see what you mean.

Well?

How does it feel?

I'll tell you how it feels.

I'm going to be a crazy man before it's all finished.

Morris, don't smoke.

It's bad for the baby.

Morris, don't go too near Rose. God knows what germs you pick up in the factory.

Morris, don't swear. The baby might hear you.

Morris! Oh, Michael, don't wake up Rose.

But I'm only taking her a cup of tea.

No tea. It's bad for the baby.

Children ready? they'll be out in a minute. Where are you taking them? I thought we

might go to the zoo. we? you're not letting

my children mix with your whore. she moved

out. well what do you know. run out of steam, have you, shithouse.

I know. It's bad for the baby.

Rose! Oh, Rose, darling, sit. Sit.

Sit. Um, wait, wait. I'm gonna feed you. Here.

Sit down. You wanna drink a milk?

Look, I had one all ready for you.

Make you big and strong. Wait a minute.

There. There, darling.

Rose darling, I want to talk to you.

Rose, you've got to fire that woman.

I went through the whole house today. It's filthy, look.

I'll come and do for you.

You know, my mother was a pious woman.

She used to say,

God got busy, so he made mamas.

You'll see.

You know what I think?

I think it's gonna be a boy.

Well, it's pointy.

See, if it was gonna be a girl, it would be rounded,

but it's pointy, so it's gonna be a boy.

Of course, I don't care what he is as long as he's healthy.

Soon as they advertise on television, you've got to buy it.

Use a schmato, ordinary schmato, with soap and water. What's the matter?

Yes, Papa.

You should use this in the surgery on your patients, hm?

How's your partner?

Charles?

He's a bit depressed.

He's thinking of going back to Maureen.

I don't know how she's gonna react.

Children need a father.

I think they're better off without him.

Hello, lovers!

Hello.

So where you been?

I've been for a walk.

Do you need any help?

What you can do for me is go and ask Rose what she's done with my keys.

I don't know. Since she's been expecting...

happened you know what i really wanted to be deep down i wanted to be a conductor

music that's what i'm really good at what they said a crazy artist

anyway and then there was this girl beautiful

felicity not right they said this is what we

I'm gonna kill myself said my mother from memory this is when the hiccups

started so they introduced me to my wife a jewel they said a nice girl doesn't go

out with boys comes from a good home strict they were right so I got married

the father bought me a partnership put down a deposit on the house there's one

perfect my mother said I'll sleep better if I know you're not far. the rest you

know already. what's the matter with me doctor? why don't you tell me?

What did he say?

Nothing.

What do you mean, nothing? Nobody can say nothing.

Well, he can.

And for this, he charges.

I told you, he should have been a doctor.

You have the key to the flat?

Yeah, yeah.

Now, two weeks in surface, you won't know yourself.

I've written to Mrs. Huberman. She will make sure that you eat well.

And don't worry about me. I'm a good hand.

Why couldn't Rose go with him?

And who'd go to the doctor, you?

Did you bring me back pins from the factory, Morris? I had a whole box of them.

I can't wait till tomorrow.

Mother is always around.

But he shouldn't.

I'm not saying it's going to.

But if something should happen to Michael...

I want you to know, I'll look after you, always.

Like it says in the book.

What I want to know is...

How do you feel about me?

I've always felt...

your love has hold a very special place in my heart.

You remember, in days of hurt, what Julie said to what's-his-name?

You've given me some of the happiest moments of my existence.

Who is Jewish?

So let it. Good for the baby.

Never known a baby with such an appetite.

She eats like a horse.

She's not careful. She's going to finish up looking like a cow.

Oh, there's...

Maybe there's twins.

It's possible.

Here I am.

And just where do you think you're going?

Let's get one thing clear Casanova.

You only enter my bedroom if or when you're invited.

And the way i'm feeling about you right now i

doubt very much whether that's likely to happen.

So in the meantime consider yourself as

strictly a boarder and respect the house rules.

Oh and another thing.

As of today you take the kids to school and you bring them home.

I consider I've done my fair share of parenthood while

you were out proving your virility. Okay, she does

Anything you say to him

I'll kill that bloody kid

Did you say something? Yes, I was saying it's

really good to be home with you and the kids

She's like his big sister, the first time he kissed her

He knew

Anybody home?

He may be younger

I can do for you

Come out to the pool. Say hello to Maureen.

Look what I found on the doorstep.

Hi, Norman.

Hello, Maureen.

Well, how do you feel about becoming an uncle?

I'm very pleased.

Would you like some orange juice?

Yes, thanks, but I'll get it.

That's all right.

He's so tender and considerate.

I hope everyone likes him.

Norman loves Rose, and nobody knows, although she's like his big sister, the first time he kissed her he knew, he may be

younger than her, but that's what older women prefer, it's amazing what a bowl of homemade chicken soup can do for you.

Norman's just a young boy, but he can make a wife feel she's a woman.

Just ask Rose.

She knows every wife should have a boy like Norman.

Norman.

Norman.

Just look at sweet Rose in maternity clothes.

It seems it's all been a storm in a teacup that Norman went through

Now everyone knows someone's love grows

It's amazing what a bowl of homemade chicken soup can do for you

It's amazing what a bowl of homemade chicken soup can do for you

And nobody knows

Norman loves Rose

From her head to her toes

Norman loves Rose

And that's how it goes