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So, tell us about him. I'm so excited for him to come over. Well, he's named

Quinn.

Been dating for like a few months now.

And so, I think it's finally time for you guys to meet him. Like, he's tall

handsome and sweet.

I'm so excited.

How'd you meet him?

I met him through Stacey.

Like, we both went to the same skating place.

He was skating. I was skating. I fell, and he picked me up.

And we just, I don't know, we just clipped right off the bat.

So, it was so good.

Well, as long as he treats you right. Yeah, I'm excited to meet him.

I'm not sure I'm cool with this guy.

Mom,

I mean, he's really cool. Like, I promise.

You'll like him. He's friendly.

He doesn't... Oh.

I guess he's here.

That's him. We're going to go get him. Okay.

Yeah, I don't know.

Take it easy on him. Keep an open mind.

We'll see.

She seems to really like him.

Yeah, she does seem happy. You're right.

I just hope he's okay with the two moms thing. She really told him he's coming

over based on a big surprise.

That and other things.

Yeah.

Hey babe, how are you?

Good, how are you?

How are you?

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how are you? Good,

how

They're gay.

Oh, okay, that makes sense.

Hey, honestly, I mean, that's great. That doesn't bother me.

I'm fully comfortable with that. I'm super, super nervous.

No, don't worry about it. That's great.

Hey, what's taking so long? Nothing.

I'm Quentin. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.

You said my mom.

Yeah.

Wow, you all look very similar.

In like a really good way.

Wow.

Hi, nice to meet you. I'm Quentin.

I'm Harry's boyfriend.

Why don't you come in?

Oh, yes, of course. We have dinner already ready.

Okay.

You work construction, is that right?

Excuse me, yes.

I do work construction. I've been working construction for 10 years now.

Wow. So that's just to say you're pretty close to your family.

I'm still very close to my family.

I would say I'm from England, so my family just moved out here about two

ago. We're very close. We like to try and stay as close as possible.

Very family orientated.

Do you have a big family?

I do have kind of a big family, actually. I do.

My dad has two brothers and three sisters, and my mom has six brothers.

Wow.

They all didn't move out here.

Party.

A lot of them tea party, right?

Cute. Sweet, though. Thank you.

Close to your dad. We're a really close family ourselves.

Yeah, how are you just saying that you're really close?

So I like that. Closer than most.

We feel like family is very important.

No, I'm just saying. I think family is very important. I guess the closer you

can be, the better, right? Yeah.

But, yeah, the construction seems to be a really good job, right? Is it more

seasonal or is it... No, no, no. It's all year round. I mean...

Yeah, we get the jobs and we get the customers when they come in. I mean,

everyone needs to build something all year round, you know.

You seem a little nervous.

I'm sorry. You seem a little nervous.

I'm just really nervous about meeting you guys for the first time.

And, yeah, take a minute for the nerves to settle.

Was it a shock when she told you about us?

No, it actually wasn't. I was like a little taken back, but I think it's

cool. It's really cool. Glad to hear that. You guys are all so, so similar.

We like the hairs and stuff. It's amazing.

We're very ginger family.

I see that.

I like it. I think that's good.

That's why he says he likes me.

That's how I am, thirsty.

You don't eat much, are you?

You know, I'm not that hungry.

I hope you like the pizza.

I saw the favorite restaurants you like. Yeah, the pizza's great. So what

are your, like,

goals?

Yeah, yeah, my goals, my goals, goals, goals, goals.

Goals are just to be, yeah, the goals are just to keep a

successful business, you know, run a successful, that's a successful

think I've said that a few times, yeah, just run a successful business.

Yeah. Do you have any, like, family goals? Do you want to have a family?

family goals, well, kids someday, we talked about that, right? Yeah.

Yeah, so,

Yeah, we want our family one day, and that will just be one of those things

that, like, when we decide that that's something that we're going to do,

then... Are you feeling kind of funny?

I'm okay. You're acting really weird. It's just really hot. I just need

something to eat some more.

Babe, do you need me to get you something to eat?

Therapist? No, I'm kidding. Oh.

I think...

I just, what were we talking about? Yeah, the kids, family, we talked about

that, right? Yeah, we talked about the kids, yeah, we talked about the kids, we

talked about that one more time.

Yes, so, yeah, we want our family one day, and that will just be one of those

things that, like, when we, when we decide that that's something that we,

goddammit, we're going to do, then... You feeling kind of funny?

You're okay, you're acting really weird. I'm just really hot, I just need to

think of me some more.

Babe, do you need something? Mm -hmm.

Therapist? No, I'm kidding.

I think, um, I just, what were we talking about? Yeah, the kids, family,

talked about that, right? We talked about the kids, yeah, we talked about

kids, but we talked about the woman.

Are you playing footy with a cock?

Mom!

Mama!

Well, I told you.

I didn't want to be rude, I didn't know what was going on, I didn't want to say

anything, I was just trying to be polite.

Babe, you should cut the fuck, babe.

What? Are you cheating on me with my mom?

I'm not doing a set of the set. I don't know whose foot is who. I don't know

what is going on.

I'm not kidding.

Wait, wait, wait. Tell me what.

We said we were a really close family.

Very close.

And we knew you didn't know what that meant.

We like to share.

We like to share.

Everything.

Appetizers. Hot dogs and popsicles.

I guess it would lay it out like, we're not just lesbians.

We're bisexual.

And we share everything.

Even men.

Especially men. With your moms, you share.

How do we know if you're any good?

Yeah, you have to get our approval, right?

We have to all test ride you.

Like the whole try before you buy kind of thing? Yeah.

Let's give you a test ride.

Probably. Now?

Yes. Come on, come on, come on.

Put the areas of stance off. Turn around.

Okay. Okay.

You have really talented toes.

Sit down.

Okay.

It's like a zombie land, but with gorgeous women. Oh, my God.

Are you sure this is, like, this happens?

Are you sure?

Okay. Oh.

Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Warm him on breath.

Wow, this is really happening. This is really happening.

Oh my god.

Oh, fuck.

Oh my god.

You always look so good with it in your mouth.

Good girl.

You've learned a lot.

Fuck.

This is a dream.

This is a fucking incredible dream.

Can you just marry

me now? Yeah, of course.

It is nice. You were right. Told you.

I like

the way you spat.

You got a fun one home.

I definitely did.

We need a titty fest.

Oh my gosh.

Holy bejesus.

They're all so pink and all so lovely.

I

love

you guys.

I love you guys, too.

Oh, my God.

I love you, too.

Well,

I think I'm naked. I think you all should get naked, too. Yeah.

Fuck.

Yeah.

We can try it out. Who wants to go first?

I don't really know what to do. You guys are going to have to show me. I don't

really have this many people before.

Especially this many.

You know how we are, baby.

I want to see you on him.

Yeah. Oh,

yes, ma 'am.

Oh, butt.

There we go.

Yeah,

that's what I like.

Yeah, let's fuck your pussy.

Baby I want to see your titties bounce away

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, it's going to be

tight.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh,

my

God.

What do you want?

Screw this thing back.

Yeah, there you go.

How do you want it?

You know I like to stay in that ass.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, it's a tight pussy.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh

my

god.

Don't worry, we'll clean it and put it right back in.

You get that side?

Open wide.

There we go.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Was it fucking good?

Get a nice and wet for me.

I don't know how much of that, but all that spit in you.

Nice and wet for your tiny little pussy.

Oh

Take my wife's screen.

I don't know if we can hear you down there.

Don't surprise your lover.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, so deep.

Fuck.

Fuck.

You guys, this always happens.

What always happens?

Whenever I bring a guy over, they always hug him.

Every fucking time. We're just trying to make sure he's right for you. Test them

out, that's all.

It's in your best interest.

You can do this every freaking time.

How am I doing? Am I doing all right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Make sure he can make

you come.

You like that?

yeah give it to her

Oh my god, it's fucking hot.

Make sure you make her come

Go ahead.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

We're just all lined up for you.

Yeah.

We can line it all up, right?

Let's line it up.

You want to line it up? Mm -hmm.

Line it up. Whoa.

I got something special planned for you, your dessert.

Oh.

Oh, wow.

Wow.

Mm. You know, a family that stacks together, shares together.

I like that.

Oh.

I love taco pussies

The more we rock, the more you suffer.

You're like fucking mom. Don't you think?

I can't leave this one out, but we'll get this foot in there.

Oh, yeah.

There's my puppy.

Oh, my God.

Oh, baby.

Oh, my baby.

Foot, foot, foot, foot, foot.

That's harder to like that.

Really nice to see you.

Good job, baby.

Fuck me.

Your pussy got really wet.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, my knees right in your vagina.

Oh, my God.

There you go. Oh, I like that taste.

That's crazy, huh?

No.

oh my god

Oh, yeah. Eat it by the... Yes, there you go.

Have you heard of the human?

On your back.

No, on your back. Turn on this back like this. Yes, there we go.

Turn this way.

Mother knows best.

Oh, I like this.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Yeah, yeah.

My daughter's turning into a DJ.

Three gingers and a cock.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my fucking feet.

It's like you've got the handler and then the suckies.

Oh, fuck. It's fucking hot.

No, no.

I like your pussy.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

Oh my God, that's so sweet. Yes, yes, yes.

Rub it, rub it, rub it.

Just take turns.

You take one and I'll take the other.

I'm about to look at myself in the eye.

Why do you think you taste so good?

There you go.

There you go.

There you go.

There you

go.

Jerk that fucking dick.

Now he's your guy.

He's my man after all.

I'll just warm him up, but you have to jerk him off.

Can we just share?

All over our faces.

Oh, fuck. Well, put your heads together.

Well, this was a fucking unexpected but great day.

Wait till the boys at the construction site hear about this.