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Oh, my gosh. Hi, babe.

I love you. Aw.

Merry Christmas, PJ.

You're having a Christmas movie night.

Mom, babe, you know I don't like Christmas.

Oh, my God.

Look who's here.

You're not ready for Christmas.

Oh, here. It's so great to finally meet you.

I'm Violet's stepmom.

Merry Christmas.

Bah humbug.

Wait, wait, wait. I see someone not in the Christmas spirit.

But that's okay because we're going to watch a holiday movie and that's going

lift your spirit right up.

We'll see.

Maybe it'll be fun.

As you can tell, Christmas is our favorite holiday.

And you know what? Why don't you have one of my Christmas tickets?

It's made with my special ingredient, love.

All right.

Disgusting. Ew.

Babe, rude.

No. No, thank you. No.

No worries. I know just how to brighten his holiday spirit.

Why don't you take him into the living room and put on our favorite Christmas

movie?

Oh, this is my favorite part. The best part.

He's so silly.

Right?

This is the best part.

No, wait.

Oh, my God.

through the movie.

Ah, thank God.

What the fuck?

It's the ghost of Christmas.

I'm gonna get your ass up out of here. And I'm here to save your Christmas

spirit before it's gone forever.

What? Christmas spirit?

Listen, man. I ain't got no Christmas spirit. Never have, never will.

Why don't you take a look and see what it would look like if you had Christmas

spirit in your heart?

I'm Violet Stepmom. Of course you are.

And welcome, Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.

I was just making cookies.

Are those sugar peppermint cookies?

Of course they are.

Babe.

What? Would you like to try one of the ones that's done? Of course. Wait, only

if they're made with my favorite ingredient.

What's that? Come on, you know.

Hmm. Love.

I get to try right now?

I'm not ready.

Okay, I'm ready. Okay.

Mmm.

Oh, it's so good.

Wow. Now I'm in the Christmas spirit, babe. Come here.

Oh, my God.

They're delicious.

Hey, babe.

We actually have a surprise for you. For me?

What is it?

Since you love Christmas as much as we do. Uh -huh.

This Christmas will be the best Christmas.

I'm getting happy just knowing it's near. Let's start decorating,

the very best day this year.

That was so magical, wasn't it?

That was amazing.

Yes, it was.

Are you ready for the third song?

Boy, am I.

Oh, wow.

Oh, yeah, this is fucking everything.

I don't know.

Time to unwrap this little gift.

Oh, my God. Look at that huge gift.

Thank you.

Deep throat that candy cane.

Such a naughty girl.

I love it.

Thank you.

You're such a good girl.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Oh,

my God. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

No, no, no, no.

I love you.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

I'll see you be a naughty girl this year.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Right, that fucking cock.

Right, that dick.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

It's fucking cold.

It's just

like

fucking Christmas cookies.

Yes. Take it, take it, take it, take it, take it,

take it, take it.

Take it.

Take it.

Oh, fuck yeah.

That pussy taking all of that dick.

Get on that.

Get on that fucking dick.

Oh, yeah.

That dick made me push the potato.

I've been waiting all year for this.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Just like that.

I'm so tight.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my

God.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Don't stop bouncing on his dick. Don't stop bouncing on his dick.

Don't stop bouncing on his dick.

Naughty girl.

Don't be naughty.

Keep your dick.

That's nice, girl.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Because he tastes so good.

Thank you. Thank you.

Yeah.

Oh, my God. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, my God. That's that Christmas spirit.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, my.

Hey, pussy, come on.

Taste that pussy. Give it to me how it tastes.

Give me how it fucking tastes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Uh -huh. Uh -huh. Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Come here.

Come here.

Give me your back.

Give me your back right there. Give me your pussy.

Give me your pussy.

Like Christmas cookies.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, God.

Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yes. Oh,

make me straight.

Thank you.

Here, baby.

Here, baby.

Are

you

ready for that? Are you ready for that?

Come here.

May those forces together.

This is the most wonderful time of the year, huh?

Babe.

Babe.

Oh, my God.

You fell asleep during the movie.

I just had the craziest dream. I'm sorry.

I think you should leave.

What?

Why? Look.

My stepdaughter and I love Christmas.

And if she can't have a boyfriend who loves it just as much as us, you can't

date her.

No, but I do love Christmas. Yeah, I love Christmas now, guys.

Seriously. Peter, we're done.

Baby, baby, you don't understand.

And to think we were going to have a threesome with you.

What? Yeah, we can do that. We can do that right now. Guys, we can do that.

Guys, Christmas.