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You ready?

Almost ready.

It's better.

Look at that pie.

Doesn't it just look amazing?

Yeah, just as good as this pumpkin spice latte.

When are Nana and Papa supposed to come in?

You know you have to share your room with your stepbrother, Ryan.

What? Are you serious, Mom?

You know he's fucking gross.

He masturbates on all the decorative towels.

Yes, I know about his dirty little perverts.

I actually broke a towel in half the other day.

My stepson has... more semen than a Navy submarine.

My stepdaughter's just going to have to deal with it for a little bit.

It's only going to be for the weekend.

Okay, but you owe me.

Deal. Now let's get your bedroom ready for your grandparents.

Hey, stepmom.

Hey, sis.

Something's more good. Well, that is not for you.

What?

I heard you guys talking about me.

Yeah, that you're a perv and a chronic masturbator and that you ejaculate all

over the towel.

What? No, you're crazy. That wasn't me.

Besides, I get plenty of cherry pie.

Silly boy.

What?

What's so funny?

What what's so funny about apple pie anyway?

It burns.

Oh, yeah, that's

healthy.

It feels cooler.

Cools it down better in the back of your throat.

Yeah.

Don't judge me.

You would all do it if it was your boy.

Is that helping, sweetie?

Yeah. No, don't stop.

Yeah.

Almost there.

Oh, yeah.

really fills this old man's heart with cheer. Hi, Ryan.

Are you, are you okay? Do you have ants in your pants?

Um, uh, Oh no, I need to interrupt it.

Ryan's going to spill the beans about his little accident earlier.

I have a case of the, you know, run.

I know what that's like. I can't go five minutes without urinating.

That reminds me, by the way, that my prostate's enlarged. I'm going to call

Bootsy. What am I supposed to do about it?

I need to do something about this.

Nana and Pop -Pop are getting suspicious, and they're asking too many

He's still upset his ring never turned up, but I told him that's not my fault.

He's the worst job at work.

And I need to go in there and do whatever it takes to make him feel

And I mean, whatever.

Meanwhile, I get up ten times a night to take a recap.

What the hell?

He's probably in there jerking off or something.

Do it.

Do it.

What?

Are you really jerking off while Nana and Pop -Pop are downstairs?

I'm sorry. I can't control it.

Look.

I can't get it to go away.

Will you help me get it down?

Like Mom did.

Please?

Fine. But just this once.

Don't tell anyone about it.

Yeah.

One, two, one.

What are you doing?

You told me to help him out by any means.

I told you to help him, but not to blow him.

Mom, I really need it. I can't go down there with a boner.

Fine. Let's make this quick.

Can we get one of your stepsisters to talk with that?

Did I remind you of what I did?

Shut up.

Does your mouth feel good on your cup?

Yeah.

I'm hungry.

Do you like having your stepbrother in your mouth?

I do.

Do you feed it to me?

Yeah.

Is this helping?

Yeah. Yeah, it's super calming.

Oh,

my God.

Mm -hmm. Mm

-hmm.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, help your breath.

Help your breath to get in.

So,

so, so.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh my god.

Oh shit.

Is this me? Yeah.

Oh shit.

You sit up here.

Come down.

Why don't you sit next to me?

And then you can go.

yes yes yes yes oh my god

Oh, no.

Oh,

no.

You make me feel so good.

You too, Mom.

I'm glad to know that you're starting to feel a little better, sweetie.

That makes Mommy so proud.

Yeah. Oh, shit.

Let me go back and forth.

Let me go back and forth. Lie down. Yeah?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. This is pretty hard.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Oh, yes.

Yes. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Oh, shit.

I love it. Loving it.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, you've been

doing all the work, honey.

You want to lie down?

Take a break and let us ride your cock.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.

man.

Get up.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yes, yes.

Oh.

Oh. Yeah.

See how red that got?

Oh, yes.

Oh, you know what?

I'm going to tell you. Can you just try it on me?

Oh, you have to.

Thank you.

I love you, too.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

Especially when you're making it for Apple Pie.

You know what?

I should have followed the first time.

Whoops. Hey, where did you guys think?

Oh, you kids.