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Today's the day.

You know, I'm a little nervous because being responsible for, like, another

human being, especially an exchange student from Costa Rica, I mean, it's a

little bit more responsibility than... Well, this is why I haven't gotten

pregnant yet, honey.

Baby theft.

Oh, okay. No pun intended.

But no, it should be fine. I hope that she'll be comfortable here.

I hope she'll like our home.

This house is going to be a huge jump from where she's from.

Okay? She's probably grown up in mud huts. Oh, honey. Well, God, I hope not.

That's what the agency said.

I know. Well, I'm just happy we can help her, and hopefully she'll be

comfortable here and adjust in no time.

Yeah, I think she'll adjust. Everybody adjusts to America. I just hope she's

comfortable with us and she's not a slob.

Yes. Quintliness is next to godliness. I hope she's a good dresser.

Well, I can always take her to the mall and get her a new wardrobe if need be.

You take her to the mall. I'm not going with you. I know. I'm busy working. I

know, and I'm thankful for it every day. You're excited.

I am. Your hands are all high. This is a big thing.

Okay.

All right. I'm nervous.

Okay.

I think you and I are going to be wonderful.

I think you're going to make her very comfortable.

Okay. Okay? All right.

Welcome to our home. Hi, welcome.

Oh, wait, I'm in Japanese.

Sorry. Welcome, sweetheart.

This is Steven, my husband. Me llamo Steven.

Hola. Hola, me llamo Sarah. And I'm Sarah.

Welcome, beautiful.

This is all your stuff? Are we brought?

Finito?

Si. Si, si, okay. Good, thanks. This is good. No problem.

Take her shopping. There's a bunch of boutiques around the area.

So.

Hi. Okay. So you speak Spanish.

I don't know why I'm speaking in an Italian tone.

It's okay. You're nervous, honey. Breathe.

Okay. Let us take us to the cabana.

Yes.

Cabana. Cabana. Cabana.

We have a cabana. We have a room for you.

El rumo. El rumo. So you can sleepo. Sleepo. Solo.

Solo rumo. Solo rumo. Rumo.

Okay. Yeah. Good.

Take her down.

Good. I think she ate paint chips.

No, I think it's us, honey. We don't speak Spanish. Come on.

She's really cute, though. Very.

This is so embarrassing.

I feel horrible.

Okay. I can solve this. I can download an app in the App Store.

Thank God.

Like a Spanish -American. Yeah, there has to be an app. There's an app for

everything.

It's Spanish, right? It was in Portuguese.

I mean, sweetie, they both sound very similar, but I thought it was Spanish. I

thought it was... My Spanish is really good, and she didn't understand what I

was saying. My Spanish is okay.

No, my Spanish is really good.

Listen, all that time I spent in France...

Okay,

so plan B. No signal, no laugh, no problem.

Spanish, no English, oh God, what do we do?

Do you think... I hope she doesn't think we're weird. She probably thinks we're

totally weird.

How about if we speak slower and more loudly?

Great idea. That has to work, right?

We've got to try it. We'll just restart and see what happens. We'll just make

her think we're totally normal.

Yeah.

She's gorgeous.

Totally cute.

Very cute, honey. Almost reminds me of our... Don't talk about her.

Mm -hmm.

So early.

Oh, my. So fucking cute.

Look at her.

I know.

We just wanted to apologize for making you feel uncomfortable. We did.

We just wanted to be nice. We don't mean to make you feel uncomfortable at all.

See? I know.

Try to contain yourself.

I know.

No.

You know, this reminds me of a calling.

You know, I'm going to put you here. Come here. Hi, come here.

Right in the middle.

Yes, good.

Si, bueno.

Si, bueno.

Si, bueno. Si, bueno.

Si, bueno. Si, bueno body.

Yes, muy bonita.

Do you know what swingers are?

We are swingers. Do you know what that is?

No. Well, it's when two people bring a third... person, so three people. So

two, and three, and we share.

We share.

Share is good, yes?

Tres. Tres. Tres.

Tres. Yes.

Tres burritos or tacos.

Yeah. Burrito.

No. No. Burrito. Honey, you're confusing her. You're making her hungry.

Let's stay focused and clap your hands. I'm fucking hungry. I know you are.

You're hungry first. Up and out.

You know, I'm just kidding.

She's so cute.

Look at the perky titty.

Muy bueno.

Muy bueno.

There's my wife's titty.

Oh, yes. There you go, honey.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, the firm, round butt.

See, right? Yeah, he's a dirty one.

is so delicious.

Yes, let me help you with these. Yeah, suck that dick.

Yeah, suck his dick.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

God.

Oh, no. This is made to happen.

Oh, my God.

Keep going, sweetheart.

You're doing wonderful.

Oh, my God. You're

doing fucking good. Oh, my God. I love this little puppy.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

so

sexy.

Oh, God.

The big ass is universal, honey.

Plus,

she's connecting with her natural loop tank.

Oh, God.

Fucking ass. Are you kidding?

It's so firm.

I can't.

Yes. That's it.

That's it.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Down the hatch.

Yes, baby.

Yes,

baby. Yes, baby.

Down the hatch, baby.

Down the hatch.

Oh, my God. Yes.

Yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes, all the way. All the way.

Yes. There we go. There we go.

Oh, my God, baby.

Yeah, stick it in her little twat.

Hot little Latina twat.

Oh, she's so tight.

I know.

She's so tight. I know she is.

Yeah.

Oh, Jesus.

Yes.

Oh,

my

God. Oh,

my God. Oh,

my God. She knows how to return the favor, too.

Yeah, fucker good, babe.

She's a good girl too, huh?

Yes, yes.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. It should be so good.

Yeah, she is, she is, she is.

Yeah, come stuff her hole.

Yeah, come stuff her hole.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes.

Oh, there you go. Oh,

wow!

Yes,

yes, yes.

Oh, yeah, right, that cock.

Fuck, yeah.

Thank you.

Sit on my face, baby.

Sit on my face.

Take a breath on the top.

There you go.

Oh, please, Laura.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Good girl.

Are you doing your security check on her, baby?

At least she liked it.

She likes it.

Open up. Open up. Good girl. Good girl. Yes, she loves it.

Yes, it is. Good girl.

Maybe we should call Marta and she can come clean up the room for us. Yeah,

I want our guests to feel as comfortable as possible.

Yes.

I love fucking with couples. It's so fun.

Excuse me? Did you just speak English?

Yeah. Like, you speak English?

I speak English.

Like, you understand English?

Yeah, and you guys are really bad at Spanish.

I knew I was going to pay more attention.

Damn it. My face is bottomed out.