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She was even more adorable than her pictures.

That was the first time my husband and I used an app to find younger girls.

And now I'm wondering why we didn't do it sooner.

I must say, I suppose that was a surprise, Hazel.

Well, what were you expecting?

I mean, I don't know if people get catfish or their dates end up being

Well, we just met, so give it time.

So what's a beautiful college girl doing on a dating app? And what made

you decide to swipe on us?

Well, most guys my age are gross or immature or they're douchebags or

they think they're in love.

I don't want to deal with that.

That makes sense. When I think back to my college days, nothing's accurate.

And an older couple who has their shit together and nobody's feelings have to

get in the way or hurt.

You can just have fun, and that's what I'm looking for.

You seem to know exactly what you want.

I'm starting to feel a lot less weird about this.

I'm going to be weird.

Well...

What do we do now?

You guys can take me into your bedroom.

Oh.

Okay. All right.

Your fantasy is finally coming true.

All right. Thank you.

I really want to watch you with my husband.

Yeah?

Weird you out if I just...

No, I think I like that.

Yeah? You think I like you?

um um

Singing that?

Oh, this is the same setup.

I don't know what to do with him now.

Thank you.

used to do this in college.

We had such different college experiences.

Take this good girl.

Get it nice and clean.

it when you sit on her face.

All right,

I just sit on her face.

Thank you.

I'll put you right back over here. Thank you, Daddy. I love you, Daddy.

Yeah, that's what I want you to realize.

I want you to sleep back there.

Mmm.

Put that leg up right there, just like that.

Do you want him, baby?

Bring me down.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.