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Thank you.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Oh, wow.

Baby, you know what I really want to do?

I really want to put it in your tight little arsehole.

Oh.

Can I put it in your arsehole?

I thought we were having a good time.

We are, but can't we cry again?

I mean, if it hurts, we can stop.

You promise?

Yeah.

I think it fits in there perfectly.

I think it's a bit different.

Are you ready for that cock?

Yeah? Yeah.

Yeah.

Slow.

Give me another chance. No.

I'm done with this.

We keep fucking trying.

Okay, listen.

It's kind of not your fault. It's my fault. I should have done my fucking

research before we got married.

What do you... What does that mean?

Well, I mean, obviously you don't like anal, honey.

How many times have we tried now?

I... I'm doing everything I can. Yeah, well, you need to try harder.

Okay, listen. I'm going to go to work now. I'm late.

I'll see you later.

Guess we'll have to do another modification on the fucking Robertson's

board. Their mother -in -law's horrible.

So, you know the whole sparkly backdrop situation?

I just intend to quit buying it and lean into it. Hello.

Welcome to Sparkle City.

Everything is pink and white and gold and so girly this wedding. It's

Alrighty. I know that they're an upcharge, but I think that the crystal

are a really nice touch. What do you think?

Mm -hmm.

I mean, I can come back. No, no, go. No, I know this is.

Go ahead.

Okay.

So yeah, so the crystal photos I think will be a nice touch. But then look at

this mercury glass on these. I'm wondering if we can't get some of these

well. I think we have some at the storage place.

But I mean, your input, like it's kind of a take it or leave it thing as far as

I'm concerned.

Yes.

So I wanted to do these little airline boxes for fat

pieces to incorporate in with these. And, you know, I'm pretty

sure that the bride has actually been fucking all the groomsmen.

Probably going to get a divorce right after the wedding.

Maybe the whole bridal party has been on and on.

You're not listening to anything I say!

Yeah. Uh, I mean, no.

Um, I could, uh, try to be hard.

I'm fine.

Everything is great.

Carly.

You've been working for me for a while.

Would you mind if I asked you a personal question?

I'm flattered.

Excellent. Do you?

Carly, do you have much experience with anal sex?

I'm so sorry. That was horribly inappropriate of me.

Don't worry about it.

It was an unexpected question.

Yeah, I...

I actually did a lot of anal sex in my last relationship. Really?

Yeah,

I really liked it, actually.

How doesn't it hurt?

I mean, there's definitely a learning curve, I would say, but once your body

gets used to it, it's actually really nice.

Jeremy is fixated on

the idea.

And I can't do

it.

No matter what toys I buy or how many books I read,

I'm not making him happy.

It's my favorite marriage.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. No, no, no. I'm sorry.

I mean... Well,

I mean, if you can't do it, that's okay.

Have you thought about maybe finding someone else who could?

Well, just like a threesome with like a friend or something.

Do you think that would work?

It's worked for other friends of mine who were having different kinds of

struggles within their marriage, but I mean, I think it could.

Of course, you know, if you can't find somebody else, you

can always just ask me.

Anyway.

I hate to push the subject, but the Robertsons are waiting on this approval,

like I said, Mother -in -Law is a huge bitch, so if I could just get your sign

-off on these, like, last three things.

So, first thing is, I think that the, uh, poems definitely need to be

by the president, just to make them fit more.

Um, I want to be the first person in the government to be able to do this.

Look around.

I'm sorry.

I'm doing everything I can.

Everything you can?

Yeah, it's not like it's easy.

Easy?

Asking for advice.

What do you mean, advice?

Other people do it, I guess.

From whom?

Carly.

Carly? Your 20 -year -old assistant?

Yes.

My 20 -year -old assistant.

What did Carly have to say?

Normal stuff.

That it just gets better with practice.

But I guess that worked for her because she loved anal.

He said he'd have a threesome with us.

A threesome, he said.

Honey, I think that's a fantastic idea.

Why don't you give her a call right now? She can come around tonight.

We didn't discuss this happening to me.

Maybe, I mean, that's a lot to bring it to. We should talk to, like, a counselor

or...

I don't fucking believe this. I mean, do you really, really care about our

marriage? You know I do.

You know I do.

Why do you even fucking tell me this shit?

Tina?

Hi, what's up?

A new project?

No, it's no trouble. I mean, I love new projects.

Yeah, I can be over for a drink to talk about this tonight.

Sure.

Okay, yeah, just let me get cleaned up. I'll be over there shortly.

Okay, bye.

Carly, hi.

Hi, Nina.

So, uh, what was the big project that I'm doing?

Of course.

Why don't you come in and have a seat?

Jeremy Carly here.

Oh, hey, Carly. How are you? Hi, Victor. I'm good. How are you?

Not too bad.

I'm going to go get some glasses.

Please, why don't you take a seat?

So, do tell me, how is the wedding business?

Oh, you know, we've been staying really busy, and your wife's had me working

every day, basically, which I'm so grateful for.

It's been really good. Very nice.

Mm -hmm.

Hey, honey.

Oh, I forgot the opener thing.

The bottle opener? Okay, honey, I'll go get it. You sit down, and we can talk

about the project that we were talking about.

Yeah.

But yeah, about the big project I keep hearing about. Yeah.

It's about what we discussed today, actually.

The Robertson wedding?

No, not exactly.

I've been thinking about it since you mentioned it.

In fact, and I have decided that I would like for you to have sex with my

husband.

Tina, I'm so sorry if I offended you.

I was just joking earlier.

I wasn't offended.

Not at all.

I think I have tried many things to make this work.

And I'm running out of options.

I need you to have anal sex with my husband.

And I want to watch.

So that I can learn.

I think that there's been a really big misunderstanding here.

Tina, I need to go.

I'll see you in the office tomorrow.

Is everything okay?

What's going on?

You did this for me.

You promised that you would do this for me.

I was just trying to be a friend. I was just joking.

Carly, we're not friends.

I'm your boss.

You work for me.

And when you tell me you're going to do something, I expect that you are going

to do it.

Hey, honey, are you still going to be giving her that promotion you were

about? Yeah, dear.

Tina, I cannot believe that you're putting me into this position.

You've put me into such an awkward place here.

And I've been nothing but a good employee to you.

I've been with you for more than a year now.

And I have worked nights, weekends, overtime, things that were not in my job

description. I know.

And now I need you to do this.

So you want me to fuck your husband?

I think that would be for the best, yeah.

So you want my ass because she can't take it in hers?

So you want to fuck me in the ass?

Because your wife can't do it?

You're already hard for me.

Because you know that I can take it.

Oh, I love taking it up the ass.

My man never had to ask me twice.

You know what I like to do?

That's what they teach you, right?

Tip number one.

I like to get the cock nice and

slick before I slide it in.

And you know, I really love giving head, so it makes me wet too.

Fuck. Your cock is so light.

Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh my god, look how

high you are.

You must like the way I sucked it.

Are you thinking this was a bad idea suddenly?

I'm going to suck the soul out of your man.

Take your pants off. Touch your pussy while you watch.

It'll make you remember it better.

Take your pants off. This is my show now.

You wanted me to teach you.

You weren't shy when you were threatening my job, so I'd fuck your

These granny panties, by the way.

Did you not play with your balls like that?

You gotta do that, girl.

That shit's basic.

I do think.

He's not really acting like that.

You know what I want you to warm up my pussy first

So good.

You really have been holding out on me.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

My puppy's too big.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Stop teasing my ass. Put your cap back in. And you, come here.

I want you to watch.

Get a better view.

You really got to study this.

Seems to be a subject you struggle with acquisition of.

I love it. I feel so good when there's something in my pussy.

Oh, shit.

Yeah.

Gee, no fucking shit.

Stick your tongue out.

Yeah, come here.

Come here.

Yeah.

Doesn't my cum taste good?

Alright, that's enough. Get back.

You liked it, didn't you? I'm not even lying.

I'm feeling greedy now.

Oh my

God.

Did you hear that little, that kind of twerping?

Oh, look at him. He had to pull me up then.

Five seconds of that and he already was loving it.

Oh my God. Oh my God. Yes.

Look at me.

You have to watch the whole time. Maybe you missed something.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, look at you now.

I think that reverse cowgirl is not

a good idea for the first anal position, but I beg to differ.

See, I like it because they get a view, and I

can control exactly how much

of the dick I take it from.

See how easy that was for me?

Can you see that?

Easy.

Easy.

And I'm just controlling the angle. I'm not even taking all of his dick yet.

See, my ass is so fat in my butt.

That was the case, but... I'm just taking a little slow... Hey!

Pay attention.

Now I'm taking little slow strokes.

Got that?

I'm rocking my hips back and forth.

I never like to play with my pussy.

It just makes everything else go easier.

Get back.

Oh, I like it like that.

Oh, come on.

Get back inside me.

Oh, my God. I want to be back in my pussy for a second.

See, if you do some hydrogen peroxide after, you can go back and forth from

to pussy. It feels really good.

I'm watching you while I fuck your husband.

Kiss me.

You want that?

Taste that?

That's... That's your...

Spread your legs.

I want to see how wet your panties get.

Keep those legs spread.

I told you.

I want you to watch.

You might miss them.

He fucks me like he hasn't had a good -

a little dry. Spit on it.

Spit on his cock so it can slide into my ass next week.

Thank you.

Spit.

Thank you.

You can sit back now.

Oh, that's much better. Thank you.

Do you like it?

Play with your man's balls.

Make him feel good.

Really get the joy.

Yeah.

That's what I want to see.

On your knees like that.

Oh, tease them.

Oh,

that's what I want

to see. Good.

Are you

looking down?

Make sure you're looking at this.

This was a bad idea, Tina.

Your man's cock is mine now.

I tell you what, I'll let you suck it.

Taste my ass on your man's dick.

Oh, that's it.

Such a dirty bitch.

Yeah, that's enough.

All right.

Let's keep it.

Do I have to go after that one?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my

God.

That's amazing.

He feels amazing.

He really does love it.

Oh my god.

Is that how you stop playing with his balls?

Yes, he doesn't play with them. I can tell he really loves that.

Look at his face.

He is awesome.

Sit on it.

I don't know.

Do you want to taste your husband's cock?

Say it.

Do you want to taste your husband's cock?

After it's been in your assistant's cock?

Yes.

Say it.

Oh, my God. Yes, that's it.

That's it.

You're so far away, Tina. Come here.

Come here.

Let's get a little comfier, shall we?

Thank you, Tina.

Such a good.

See, because I'm a real woman, I can do it.

I'm a real, satisfied man.

Oh, my God.

Jesus, ever holy.

I don't know what to do.

oh yeah oh my god

So I'll be calling the union on my... No.

Obviously I quit.

You people are disgusting.

What the fuck seems to be her problem?

Are you kidding me, Jeremy?