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Hey,

what's up?

Nothing much.

Where's your costume?

Oh, don't worry. I'm going to put it on later.

Okay.

Do you want something?

I might have something that you want.

What?

I got some candy for you. I got some of your favorites in here because you're my

favorite sister.

Why are you being so weird?

I'm not being weird.

Okay.

I'm kind of hungry.

There you go.

What?

Ew!

What the fuck is wrong?

with you i knew you were acting weird did you like

your candy i'm gonna fucking tell mom don't tell why why would you do that

nasty it's just a joke come on i don't want to touch your penis sure

stop it you're gonna do this mom

really

Dare me? Yeah, because you're all gone.

I dare you.

Okay.

Sweetheart, what do you think? Does this sign look weird here, or what do you

have there?

Are you getting into the candy already?

I just put it in a bowl for you.

All right, well, don't eat it all. I want to make sure we have enough.

I have some of your favorites in here, if you want some.

Oh.

All right, I might have to speak with your father, okay?

Oh, honey!

What? Is this funny to you?

Yeah.

What is wrong with you?

This is completely disrespectful.

You know, I'm your mother.

You're only my... Stepmom, come on.

It's just a joke.

This is not funny.

Honey, get in here.

Your son thinks it's funny to put his dick in the candy bowl.

Hey, kids. What's going on?

Your son thinks it's funny to put his dick in the candy bowl and have his

touch it.

So you think that's funny?

Come here, kid.

I'm going to show you something.

Remember this?

That's the corner. Look at it.

Don't you dare pull your dick out. I don't want to see you get hard.

Turn around.

Oh, Jesus.

Oh, my God.

I can't believe you did that.

Yeah, I know. Look where your stupid idea got me.

It was your idea.

I can't believe you... You still have a boner.

Can't get rid of it, can you?

No, I can't get rid of it.

There seems to be a problem.

Does this help?

What are you doing? Come on, stop.

Nothing. I'm not doing anything.

You've already gotten me into enough trouble. Cut it out.

Really? Is this helping?

No, you know it's not. Cut it out.

What is going on here?

That boner is supposed to be gone, mister.

It won't go away.

Well, what's the problem?

I don't know. Haley wasn't helping.

We need to deal with this, okay?

Well, surely your mother's hips won't get you hard, will they? I bet if you

a look at these. What?

That'll do it for you, right?

Come on, I've got a lot to do before the party tonight.

And I don't want to deal with this, okay?

Right?

This is not turning you on.

What are you doing? Come on. Come on, I'm your stepmom.

I'm just shutting my eyes.

Hmm?

Is that going to help kill her?

My goodness.

What is wrong with you?

I don't know. I'm trying, but it's not going away.

We've got to deal with this. Come on. Let's go.

Right this way.

Sit right here on the couch.

Hayley! Get in here right now, young lady.

Well, you started this.

Now you're going to help me finish it.

What do you mean?

I don't want any sass, lady. Get down here.

You want me to suck his dick?

Yes. You need to get it soft so you can put it away.

And I can finish getting ready for the Halloween party, okay?

I'll put this stick in your mouth.

The fastest way to get it soft is for him to just come, okay?

There you go.

Come on, don't be shy.

Come on, do it like you do with all your boyfriends.

There you go.

Let me show you.

That's fine

That was a cute birthday card, right?

What about your brother?

Mom,

what if dad finds out?

I'm sorry.

There you go.

I think our mouths are cutting it.

You should have done that for you.

Good girl.

You ready?

Yeah, it's ready.

I love your friends.

Okay.

I'm going to get you both away.

Thank you.

Oh my God.

Thank you. Thank you.

Oh, God.

I'm a little bit hungry. Oh yeah, I want to sit down.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Here, where'd you go?

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh my god, make your fucking mom come.

Okay.

Oh, this is so good.

Why are you eating a bunny?

I'm so glad that I married you.

Your mom is so fucking hot.

Your mouth is so good.

That's me.

I'm drunk.

It's so hard.

Your mouth is...

Present for you.

Present for you. Present for you.

Finally decided to shave her.

Oh, that's so good.

I don't want to be funky, but you know.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

Thank you.

That's a good girl.

That's what mommy says.

Good, yes, yes, yes.

Fuck, why didn't you come?

Why didn't you fucking come up?

Why didn't you come over my pussy?

Mommy, she cleaned it up.

Yes,

you did.

I love you, too.

Now, you better give me that phone, honey.

And then you kids better clean up right off the bat.