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I will conclude my interviews for an assistant today there have been several

applicants I have looked at that would be satisfactory I'm still holding out

that person who exactly meets my research needs

All of the interviewees have exhibited sexual attitudes different from the

British. It is my goal to obtain information about sexual behavior in the

American workplace.

In addition to the ongoing study I'm conducting on American sexual behavior,

she's got a rough job.

At least it keeps her out of the research center and off our backs.

That's true.

I wonder why the English are so interested in our sexual behavior.

Maybe they don't know how to do it.

I have arranged for the first encounter to take place at 4pm today.

I will send a report to you early tomorrow.

She's sending the next applicant.

Please come in and sit down.

I assume you've read my resume?

Yes, and I must say it was interesting.

You state you had intercourse with another student in front of a college

We both volunteered.

And you were able to perform in public?

Oh, yeah, I had no problem.

After we got into it, I forgot about everything but the act itself.

Hmm.

Can you report to work 8 o 'clock tomorrow morning?

You mean I got the job?

I mean that exactly.

Well, that was certainly easy.

You're exactly what I'm looking for.

Great. The two of you have been chosen from among many applicants.

If we have chosen correctly, you should be naturally attracted to each other.

What we require from you is that you spend two hours in this room totally

There's a video machine over there and it will record your visual and oral

activity. Whatever you do or don't do in the next two hours is entirely up to

you.

When you leave, the tape will be removed and used for research and then

destroyed.

Now, I'm sure you'd like to get to know each other as you're total strangers,

and I'll get back to my office.

Hi, I'm Sally.

Nice to meet you, I'm Joe.

I guess we should take our clothes off.

That's what she said, yeah.

Well, what do you think?

You're very beautiful.

I guess we're supposed to be attracted to one another.

Well, I'm very attracted to you.

And I you.

What do you think we're supposed to do here?

Fuck.

You get right to the point.

We've got two hours. Why waste any time?

Oh, dear.

Oh, dear.

Does it feel good? Yeah.

Do you like it?

Yeah, it does.

My dick likes it.

Oh, God.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh,

yeah. Oh, God, I gotta eat your pussy.

Come here.

Oh, your body is so great.

Come on.

Use your tongue. Come on.

Oh, God, yes.

Oh, yeah.

That's it, baby.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck. Oh, I'm coming, yeah.

Oh, baby.

Oh, God. Yeah.

Oh, baby.

Do both.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

God.

Stop.

Yeah. What are you going to talk about?

Okay.

Yes Yes

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, that's it. Oh, God.

Oh, no.

Oh, God, yes. Yes.

Just like that.

Damn, I forgot all about the video camera.

Oh, so did I, but I had other things on my mind.

Yeah, really, so did I.

Hey, can I see you again?

Sure. It'd be nice to get to know one another, wouldn't it?

Yes.

Two strangers matched by a computer on the basis of attraction meet and

immediately make love totally uninhibited.

There is no guilt, second -guessing, just the willingness to accept the

inevitable.

Two people of opposite sex meet and make love.

Once the sexual act is concluded, they consider getting to know each other

better, and they laugh at what has happened.

No loss whatsoever of self -esteem or self -worth.

Amazing, utterly amazing.

That was good.

Sometimes I'd like to scream out, but I know it would be inappropriate and a

turn -off for Paul.

What am I doing?

I've never masturbated and I'm not starting now.

I'll leave that for the Americans.

I faxed your report and received a confirmation on it.

Good. Would you like to review the interview procedure one more time?

Well, I will if you want, but I really do understand what you expect of me.

Well, if you're comfortable with it, so am I.

I'm off to an account session across town.

I do prefer to use our clinic, but it's not always possible.

In summary, this American couple without any previous knowledge or information

on each other fully embraced making love energetically without inhibition or

concern.

Indeed, to them, the sex act was as natural as walking across the street.

I believe she thinks we're animals.

Yeah, uncivilized and over -sexed.

Read on. Let's hear what else she has to say.

What's important is to just be natural. That is, just be yourself.

That's me. I'm your person.

Janet makes all the decisions around here. I'm just her assistant.

Could you put a good word in for me?

I must be totally impartial.

What, you don't like me?

That's not important.

You know, you and I could have a great time together.

I'm not in her encounter group.

Let's make our own encounter group.

This is work. It's not playtime.

What are you doing?

Before you say no, I want to give you a free look.

Well, I'll take it, but the answer's no.

Well, what's your verdict?

I always was a sucker for naked men.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, that

was tough. Oh, pump on me.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Now get your clothes and get out of here. I've another interview to give.

You're going to give him that too?

It's none of your business.

Come back another time now and I'll fuck you dizzy.

Oh, you're on.

You're on.

You know, you shouldn't let me drink so many martinis.

Well, you're just enjoying yourself so much.

I know, but I shouldn't drink so much.

Well, you didn't do anything bad.

But I want to be bad.

What do you mean?

I mean, I want to do something to you.

Like what?

You stay here and let me show you.

I want to get you hard before I put your cock in my mouth.

You've never been like this before.

Well, you better enjoy it while you can then, haven't you?

Good night, Rebecca. Good night.

I like that baby.

Boom.

I can't blow it on martinis tonight.

I better write my report.

Why can't I be more like the people in Janet's studies and just say, Wendy,

got a mad crush on you.

All I can think about is you.

I want to run my tongue all over your body.

Only give me a chance. I promise you'd love it.

Yeah. But she doesn't scream when she finds out I'm gay.

I was pleased with your report on the interviewees yesterday.

Thank you.

Did you have a no -show?

No, not exactly. I smoked him.

Well, she's honest.

Are you upset with me?

No. I appreciate your honesty.

You've got to be in control.

You understand that.

Yes, I do.

He just sat there staring at me. It felt as if he was undressing me.

Normally I feel in control during these interviews, but I became increasingly

nervous. He could detect my uneasiness.

Then very deliberately he looked at me and said, I'm falling in love with your

body.

Some people say what's ever on their mind, no beating around the bush.

It takes time.

But it's hard to do.

Obviously not for everyone.

It is for me.

But here it goes.

I have a crush on you.

I just get goosebumps looking at you.

I knew that.

I know the way you look at me.

Does it bother you?

No, not at all.

I'm flattered.

I'm just a little bit new to this sort of thing.

I know. But I thought you might run if you found out.

Well, I'm not running.

Well, I can see that.

I just want this to be super good for you.

I'm excited.

I'm ready.

Well, I'm ecstatic.

I am...

I love you.

I knew it was gonna happen.

Come on.

Oh, yeah. Fuck me with that tongue.

Come on. Fuck me with that.

Hi,

Beth. How are you and Wendy doing?

We're doing just fine, thank you.

I'm not surprised.

It looks like I'll wrap this project up in a few days.

That must be a relief.

Beth, I'd like you to run down to the library for me today and do some

We'd love to.

Thanks. I have my new assistant, Rachel, back the information to you.

Okay. Say hello to Wendy for me.

I'll do that.

Bye.

Assuming this to be true, which I don't, why would you immediately communicate

your thoughts?

Why not?

Keeping a secret doesn't benefit me.

I don't believe you. In any case, I'm the researcher, not the object of

research. Now I must ask you to leave.

Someday I'm going to make love to you. I will have you.

Get out, now!

God. Oh, God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Tell me how it feels.

Oh, God.

Oh, I really like this.

Oh, I really like this.

Oh, yeah.

This is what I really want.

I've got to get control of myself.

Richard's Center.

Hi, beautiful.

I'm in the neighborhood.

How about me stopping by later?

I'm really busy. I don't know if I can work you into my schedule.

I believe that's all you need to know. You may get undressed now and I'll

to my office.

Bullshit.

Would you come in here, Rachel?

The couple were chosen on a basic diagnostic test that showed extreme

incompatibility.

Since Joe was paired with someone he really liked, it would be interesting to

see when he's paired with somebody he really dislikes.

This should be very interesting.

Well, I should certainly hope so.

Don't look at me.

Who's looking at who?

Just don't look at me.

No problem.

No problem.

I don't like you.

Still no luck, huh?

Go to hell.

If you're going to try and take looks at me, I'm going to take looks at you

also.

Listen, I'll call it a truth, if you will. Why should I?

Because, look, it's pretty obvious we both like each other's looks.

So?

So I'm going to kiss you. I'll scream.

You didn't scream.

So I didn't, did I?

Yes, I do. Oh, damn.

So much for incompatibility.

Yes, sexual appetite seems to overcome all obstacles.

Yes, indeed.

Put in your pussy, babe.

I was sitting here waiting for someone to come into the office.

You know, you're a little crazy.

Get your clothes off. I'll show you how crazy I am.

I'm good at getting my clothes on.

I hope it's not the only thing you're good at.

My tongue feels so fucking...

You like that?

This is awful.

Well, it's okay. It doesn't seem like you've even gone that long.

You're sweet.

Why don't you go get some lunch now?

I did build up an appetite while you were out.

British Research Centre.

I followed you home last night.

It's you.

Leave your door open tonight.

You won't be sorry.

Not in a thousand years.

I can't believe the nerve of that man.

The project is done.

Now I can see Paul and return to a normal life.

Paul.

I wasn't that bitter.

Where did you learn all that from?

I've been thinking about it for a long time.

I'm glad you did.

I need a cold shower.

I could use a stiff martini right now.

Took you so long.

I could stop for speeding.

I'm sorry. I hope I'm worth the wait.

Are you kidding?

Come on.

I prefer the bedroom.

We've got all night.

Good.

I get to know your body very well.

I'm thinking about you too.

Thinking about fucking me?

Fucking the hell out of you, as you Americans say.

Good, we're of the same mindset.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Uh oh.

That's what the Americans like.

As much as I want to get.

Fuck me.

Madly in love with you.

Will you marry me?

You're crazy. I don't even know you.

Well, we'll take a cruise first. We'll fuck ourselves around the world.

Then you can marry me.

You're serious?

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