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Ah, fuck.

Fuck.

Asshole.

Oh my god.

Shit, sorry.

Go back to sleep.

Well, it's good to know the drivers

are as crazy here as they are at home.

No, they're much worse.

It's all the bad weather and nationwide alcoholism.

I can see why you fit in.

You shaking off any of that jet lag?

No, not even slightly.

Oh no, please don't tell me you've planned

some get up at 6:00 AM jam packed adventure holiday.

Oh come on, it'll be good for you.

You're gonna be out in nature chopping firewood,

getting your hands dirty.

You gotta get up, smell the daisies

and just grab life by the balls

and start squeezing 'em. -Ow.

That's definitely not how the saying goes.

It's an English thing, you wouldn't know.

Oh.

Oh, right.

Yeah.

No.

You still listen to this crap?

Eject.

Stop.

Shut up.

No.

Ugh.

So stupid.

Oh god.

Well, this is us for the next few days.

It's cute.

Yeah.

All right, let's take five and get out there.

You're psychotic.

Come on then.

Early bird catches the worm. -Oh god.

Is that how you talk now?

Yeah, it does sound a little dirty, doesn't it?

That's probably why you like it.

Ready?

Yep.

Wait up.

Break?

Yes.

Oh yeah.

You still doing that?

It's a special occasion.

Oh yeah?

How many special occasions you having a day?

God, you sound like Mom.

Well unfortunately for us,

apparently all women turn into their mothers.

I fuckin' hope not.

One was bad enough.

Hey, you wanna race?

No.

Ready, set, go.

Ugh.

Fuck.

-Come on, slowpoke! -Shit.

I hate running.

Breathe in through your nose, out through your mouth.

Come on, slowpoke.

Breathe in through your nose, out through your mouth.

That's it.

Knees up. -Ow.

-Back straight. -Yeah.

There you go.

I can't believe I lost to a smoker.

Ah.

There's no fucking way I'm getting in there.

Holy shit.

-It's quite nippy. -Yeah.

-Oh my god. -That was fun.

No.

You only got your toe in.

That wasn't even fun.

-Fun thing. -I've never.

I can't believe you even talked me into doing that shit.

It was kinda too cold, I didn't even get in.

Hey!

Hey.

How you ladies doing?

You should join us, you hungry?

We're fine, thanks.

Laura, come on, let's go back.

Hey, you're not from around here, are ya?

-What do you think? -Perfect.

-Laura, let's go's back. -What?

It's fine, just ignore them.

-No, we really need to go. -Ah, come on.

We don't bite.

Yeah, unless you're into that.

Please.

All right.

Hey, where you girls staying?

Ah, come on now.

Back in the truck, lads, let's go.

Come on.

Hey, everything okay?

Yeah, he just reminded me of someone, you know?

You wanna talk about it?

No.

I'm just being silly. -You're not.

I am getting better.

I know it doesn't feel like it but I am.

Did I tell you that I've started taking a defense class?

No.

Yeah.

It helps a little bit

but I still get these moments.

I didn't have the chance to tell you

how proud I am of you for leaving.

Here.

It's yours.

No.

I can't.

There's a reason Dad gave it to you.

Yeah, and there's a reason I want you to have it now.

You're stronger than you think.

Don't ever forget that.

I mean, you're not as strong as me but.

You're such a bitch.

Jas, have you had a drink yet?

No, but I was just about to.

I may have just used the last of our wine in the pie.

Can you go get some?

What, did you put a whole bottle of wine in the pie?

Yeah, there's wine in pie.

Yeah.

Can you go get some please?

What, and leave you in charge of all the cooking?

Hey, I've gotten much better.

-Uh-huh. -Yeah.

Listen, you're gonna have your mind blown

by my steak and kidney pie.

Steak and kidney?

My god, is that a thing? -Yeah.

Oh.

God. -It's good, I swear.

-Yeah, it looks it. -Yeah.

-Mm, tasty. -Mm.

Have faith in me, okay?

Yeah.

Oof.

Smells like cat food.

Do you want anything else?

Ooh, whiskey.

Okay, well I can get on board with that.

Yeah, thanks.

I love you.

That was quick.

You do know the speed limit's still in miles, right?

What the fuck do you want?

Perfect, boys.

What are a couple of Yankee girls doing out here anyway?

I'm a British citizen, asshole.

Oh.

Hmm.

Oh, listen to her.

"Asshole."

Asshole, right?

We never got your invitation, so

we figured we'd invite ourselves over.

See's how you were doing anyway.

Yeah, well, I'm doing fine, thanks.

So if you don't mind, get the fuck out.

Ooh hoo hoo.

Where's that friend of yours?

She left.

Is she coming back?

We had an argument.

And she took the car too?

That's not very nice of her now, is it?

I have a friend coming to pick me up.

They should be coming now.

I doubt that, darling.

Ah.

I wouldn't do that if I were you.

And here I was thinking you two were a couple of dikes.

We were taking bets on which one of you wore the strap-on.

Harry here was sure it was the skinny one

but my money's on you.

Laura, pick up your phone.

Why isn't she picking up the fucking phone?

Laura?

All you have to do is behave

and we'll be out of your hair.

Don't you fucking touch me.

If you don't behave,

things might get ugly.

Good girl.

-Whoa! -Ooh.

Shit.

Hey, hey. -Whoa.

Put the knife down.

Hey. -Whoa.

Put the knife down.

Hey now.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Fuckin' leg, ah!

Hey, hey, hey!

Hey, hey, hey, now. -Stop it.

Hey, hey, hey.

Hey, hey, hey, stop it. -Whoa, whoa.

Stop, stop.

Fucking bitch!

Shit.

Randy, what are we supposed-

You stay here and deal with the body.

Call me when the other one gets back.

Take me back to base camp now.

Laura, Laura, Laura!

Please.

Please wake up.

Please wake up.

Don't leave me on my own like this.

I don't know what to do.

Fuck this shit.

I'm coming for you, you fuckers.

How much cash is this?

See that, yeah?

That's all me there.

Jeez, jackpot, all right.

Yeah.

Fuck am I meant to do with this?

Those girls, such a fuckin' mess.

You're fuckin' telling me.

Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.

Randy shouldn't have done that.

We should just clear on out and just leave.

Oh yeah?

Well good luck telling him that.

Why don't we just leave without him?

Now hear me out, seriously.

Like this is his mess, not ours.

Wasn't Kent supposed to like ring us

an hour ago or something?

I bet ya anyone he's legged it.

I would've.

Stuck out there with a fucking dead girl.

Are you crazy?

Such a fuckin' mess.

Right.

We eat,

then we leave, yeah?

Oi, hold your fucking horses.

No one's going anywhere.

All right?

You all need to grow a pair

and get that through your thick skulls.

Fucking amateurs.

Hey, where the fuck do you think you're going?

What, I'm not allowed to take a fucking piss now?

Just what the doctor ordered.

Ah!

Fuck's sake.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Come here, come here.

Yeah, yeah.

Come here.

Calm down, little girl.

What the fuck was that?

What the fuck have you done?

Shit.

What the fuck happened to you?

Get in the back.

-Get in. -Move.

-You never looked better. -Just drive.

Who said fucking laugh?

Okay.

Let's see what we got, boys.

Oh.

Ah.

She got enough stuff in here to build a fucking house.

Yeah, and now she has a gun.

Shit.

Wait, really, Randy?

Merry Christmas, boys.

-Woo hoo. -You take that.

-I'll have this one. -Slash the tires.

You can handle that, can't ya?

Fuck's sake.

All right Randy, what do you wanna do?

I told Jacob about the girls.

Why'd you bring that creep into this?

That creep makes us a lot of money.

So I wouldn't be shooting my mouth off if I were you.

And he can find her.

She's gotta be out there.

She probably got lost in the woods,

fell in some ditch somewhere.

Okay, yeah, then let's go find her.

No, no, no.

We gotta go back, deal with the body and clean up this mess.

But what if she goes back to the house?

We're four fucking miles away.

She's a woman, not a bionic man.

All right.

Come on, let's go.

You're out there, aren't you?

You slimy little bitch.

About your sister, it was an accident.

A tragic accident.

That was the old Randy over here.

My finger slipped.

Why don't you come out and we can talk about it?

It's not too late to be friends.

You do wanna be friends, don't ya?

Your sister didn't want to be friends

and that was very, very unfortunate.

But I have much more high hopes for you.

Where the fuck are ya?

Come on, stop playing.

Come on.

We don't bite.

But I have much.

Go after her.

Fuck, where'd she go?

I can't see shit out here.

Whose fault is that for dropping the light?

I fucking fell, how's that my fault?

Who else's fault is it?

Fuck.

Please, I won't tell them you're here, please.

Please, I'm begging you.

I don't wanna die.

Yeah?

Well neither did my sister.

I'm begging you.

What the fuck are you doing?

Lewis.

What the fuck are you doing? -I tripped.

Which way did she go?

Which way did she go?

I didn't fucking see, did I?

Fuck's sake.

Come on, let's get back to the car.

Stick to the plan, fuck.

You think you're so fucking smart!

Mm.

Mm, mm, mm, mm.

-Are you eating? -Oh, I am.

Randy's gonna be pissed.

Hey.

Did you find the body yet, you fuckin' idiots?

Did ya? -No, boss.

You two, start fucking digging.

All right, all right.

Keep looking.

Breathe in through your nose,

out through your mouth.

That's it.

Keep your knees up, back straight.

Whoa, whoa, hey, hey, hey.

Hey.

Jasmine Leah Hendricks.

I know who you are, I know everything about you.

Fuck off.

I have friends who are cops

and they know everything about you now too.

If you kill me,

you're as dead as I am.

Wait, wait, wait, Jesus.

If you just wait one goddamn minute.

I'll kill you!

Get up, sis.

Please, come on, come on, come on.

Oh my god.

You're such a pussy, man.

-I am not. -You are a bit.

-Woo. -Ugh.

Mm, cheers.

Oh, that's better, that's much better.

Hey.

Hey.

Ah, we knocked you out pretty good, huh?

You know,

I really thought you were gonna shoot me earlier.

You are a beauty though, aren't you?

Yeah.

Ah.

Ah.

What's that?

What's he doing up there?

Wanna have a look?

Absolutely.

Come here, come here.

Well, what's happening?

I can't hear anything.

Hey, Lewis?

Lewis?

Oh god.

Get up, sis.

Laura.

What are you doing on the floor?

Get up.

I can't.

I'm so tired.

Of course you can, come on.

There you go.

Whew.

Lord, what's that smell?

What's the matter?

You never been to the countryside?

I never liked the country.

I always found it too green.

Do you wanna have a look or not?

Someone's a little touchy.

You boys wait here, we shouldn't be long.

You know, I wouldn't worry about that nose.

Ladies love battle scars.

It might even be an improvement.

Besides, I know the best underground surgeons there are.

I can look after you, for a price of course.

Had a bit of a scuffle, did we?

-She's upstairs. -She?

I thought you said there were two.

There were two and now there's not.

You drive me all the way out here and now you tell me?

You've got some nerve, Randy.

Look, I lost four fuckin' fellers today because of her.

So what you're telling me is she's violent.

Are we gonna have trouble here, Randy?

Because I don't like trouble.

Trouble is bad for business.

It was a little fuck up, that's all.

I've got it under control now.

You said she's American?

Yeah.

Well, that's something.

We don't get many of those.

All right, let's see her.

She's not here.

Yeah, it turns out I have fuckin' eyes.

Do you hear that?

We need to leave.

No, no, no, no, no, you'll blow us up.

Shit.

What the fuck?

Well, they are taking their fucking time.

What, you got somewhere better to be?

Yeah.

Your mum's.

Why you gotta bring Brenda into everything?

Whatever.

Cocksuckers.

Fuck, fucking close it.

I can't, she's broken the valve.

Hey, we're in here.

Guys?

Boys?

You fuckin' bitch.

Hey, we're in here!

The fuck's going on in here?

Don't move.

So you're the one that's been causing all this mess.

Impressive little lady.

Back the fuck up.

I will blow your fucking brains out.

Go on then.

Well, isn't that a shame?

Move.

-Can't you open it? -Shut the fuck up.

Hurry up.

Oh my god.

Someone's been a bad dog, haven't they?

A very, very bad dog.

You filthy little thing.

Here.

Look at the state of you.

Come on.

He wasn't wrong about you.

But it's nothing that we can't fix.

Now you're gonna be a good doggie, aren't you?

And come to the car with me.

Otherwise,

my friend here will have to keep giving you kisses.

Understand?

We do understand each other, don't we?

Good.

Now come on, get up.

Come on, get up.

Come on, chop chop.

How disappointing.

Now come here.

Fuck.

Just you and me now, honey.

Yeah, that's right, you run away, you little pussy.

I was gonna make a sweet bit

of money outta you, you fuckin' bitch.

Fucking leg.

Ah fuck.

Fuckin' bitch.

Fuck.

Yeah, you like that, huh?

Oh, where the fuck do you think you're going?

You fuckin' bitch.

I'm gonna wring your scrawny little neck.

Oh yeah.

Come on with you then.

Please.

Please. -You know,

I killed your bitch sister a little too quickly.

Fuck you.

Oh, but you're gonna die slowly,

screaming until your last fuckin' breath.

Fuck.

Look at you, yeah?

You're so close to her now, you can feel it, can't ya?

No, no, no.

Eh?

Tell her I said hi.

Get up, smell the daisies and just grab life by the balls

-and start squeezing 'em. -Ow.

There's no fuckin' way I'm getting in there.

Ready, set, go.

I love you.

You're stronger than you think.

Here.

It's yours.

There's a reason Dad gave it to you.

Yeah, and there's a reason I want you to have it now.

You motherfucker!

Hold on, wait, please.

You don't have to do this.

I can give you anything you want.

I can give you all the money in the world.

Name it, it's yours.

It's so close now.

That's what you said to me.

You wanted me to scream

until my last breath.