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[theme music playing]
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One, two, three below!
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[gasps, pants]
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Come on!
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[grunting]
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Wait. Hey, hey.
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Hello? Is anyone there?
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This isn't the least bit funny. [screams]
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[slurps]
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Ahh!
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Okay, mug. We're only gonna do this once.
Are you ready to talk?
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[whimpers]
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Quit your jitterbuggin',
you gashouse palooka.
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We can either do this the hard way--
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-Or the very hard way.
-What?
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No one messes with our children
without messing with us first.
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-So, what'll it be?
-Before I answer that, um--
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Stand aside,
you glorified washing machines,
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and leave the torture to a professional.
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-That was fun.
-Gotta jet.
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-[both laughing]
-[growls]
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Taco merchant,
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you will tell us why you were spying
on Varvatos' charges,
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or Varvatos will feed you your eyes!
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I-- I told you--
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And hang you from a noose
made of your own intestines!
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That's a colorful threat, isn't it?
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We should never have taken him
back home with us. [sniffs]
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Ugh! What is that horrendous stench?
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Must be the smell of fear,
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as Varvatos was about to introduce
this menace to the art of torture!
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You don't have to torture me at all.
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I come in peace and all that jazz.
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[Varvatos growls]
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Jazz? Now you have my interest.
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The name is Stuart. I'm a huge fan!
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-I'm a-- I'm a huge fan.
-A fan. You create wind?
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Only after one or two burritos. [snorts]
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Seriously, I follow all
the great royal houses of the galaxy,
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but House Tarron of Akiridion-5?
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O-M-Gorbon. I mean, pure class.
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Princess Aja, you're like the coolest,
bravest, most butt-kickingest teenager
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this side of the known universe.
And Prince Krel...
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Tech whiz extraordinaire!
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-I wanna be you when I mentally grow up.
-I am now King-in-waiting.
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I can't believe I'm in the royal kitchen.
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So, uh, what are you doing here?
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General Morando led a coup,
and we were forced to flee for our lives.
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We're supposed to be asking him
the questions!
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Royals in exile?
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Of course!
Everything makes much more sense now.
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I mean, if it makes you feel any better,
I didn't choose to come here either.
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-Crash landed, actually.
-[Luug barks, snarls]
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[snarls]
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Originally, I'm from Durio.
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The stinkiest planet in the universe!
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That would explain the malodorous odor.
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Ugh! I thought it was a Luug fart.
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Hey! I'm very sensitive about that.
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But, trust me,
you're gonna love Earth, yeah.
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You've got cheese fries,
and monster truck rallies,
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and, oh, flash mobs.
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I want all of it.
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Enough prattle.
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-Prepare for agony!
-[whimpers]
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What?
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[Aja] Our refrigerator is running.
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Jeez. Is this place up to code?
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Seklos and Gaylen.
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[Krel grunts] Skeltegs?
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[Mother] We seem to have developed
a skelteg infestation.
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-[Krel] Seem to?
-How did these get aboard the ship?
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-[Krel] This is your fault.
-Don't even start.
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You're the one obsessed
with skelteg fighting!
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On Akiridion-5. It's easy money.
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[barking]
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[Aja] They probably stowed away
when we left.
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-[grunts]
-[Stuart chuckles]
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-This is horrible.
-How are there so many?
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[Stuart] You have a house
full of electronics
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and creatures that feed on them,
and breed!
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You'd better hope they don't nest!
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[Mother] Interior camouflage diminishing.
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What's the status
of our exterior camouflage?
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[Mother] Failing.
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It will only be a matter of time
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before you are exposed
to the entire neighborhood.
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Kleb-tastic! Your skelteg obsession
is going to out our secret
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to everyone on this dump heap.
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-Don't make me dump heap you, Krel!
-That didn't even make sense.
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Don't worry, A-fivers.
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Stuart can turn those frowns upside down.
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[grunts]
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[Aja] Uh...
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It just means I can make you happy.
[grunts]
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Untie me, please!
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[grunts, pants]
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-No!
-Mama! Papa!
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-We should hurry!
-I'll hold them back!
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[Morando] Stop them!
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[gasps, pants]
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[grunting]
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Don't move. You've taken quite a hit.
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-I should be--
-[Morando] Dead?
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-[grunting]
-[monitor beeps]
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I would've killed you if I wanted to.
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You should thank your king
for sparing your life.
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My king is gone. You destroyed him.
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A fate that can be easily arranged
for you as well,
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unless you were to join me
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as the new Commander
of the Taylon Phalanx.
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You only want me in command
of the Taylon
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in order to bring them into line.
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If I obey you, so will they.
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Exactly.
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Akiridion-5 has changed
while you were asleep.
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The prince and princess
will soon be dead,
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executed at the hands
of the Hunter's Guild.
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This isn't a request.
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You will join me,
or you will join them in death.
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[grunting]
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[humming] Oh!
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Here we go.
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Ah! Here we go. Oh!
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[bell jingles]
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Bienvenidos. Bienvenue.
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Welcome to Stuart's
Wonderful World of Electronica.
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[Aja] I thought you sold burritos.
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Yeah, and used electronics,
and, uh, graphic tees.
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"Objects in T-shirts are thinner
than they appear." [chuckles] One of mine.
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I'm also a notary
and justice of the peace.
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I've been here on Earth for 30 years.
I've had lots of time to reinvent myself.
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That's the wonderful thing about Earth.
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You can be whoever you wanna be.
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Except someone
who can get off this planet, apparently.
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Did you choose this human form?
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Why? [chuckles] Don't you like it?
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I know it's a little more primitive
than your transduction chambers, I admit,
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but I devised this tech myself
out of some enriched plutonium
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and parts I scrounged
from an '86 Pinto.
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Where is this solution you promised?
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We have skeltegs turning our ship into--
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A Vegas buffet. Yeah, I know.
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Hang on, looking.
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Where's that, um--
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I should really start alphabetizing
things, shouldn't I?
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"Screwing in a light bulb.
Step one: find a friend."
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[echoing] How many humans does it take
to screw in a light bulb?
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Ooh! Ah!
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[Krel] "Setting up a remote control."
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-[Luug barks]
-[Krel] "Setting up a hair dryer.
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Setting up a..."
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Stuart, you have a daxial array?
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Yeah, yeah, sure.
It's right behind you, yeah.
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And I should tell you.
I've got a unicorn in the basement.
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A unicorn? We have to see that unicorn.
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No, no. There's no unicorn.
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It's a figure of speech.
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It means I'm lucky to even have a manual.
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You won't find a daxial-anything on Earth.
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So what's this, then?
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-[man yodeling]
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-[Luug whimpers]
-[Varvatos groans]
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That cacophonous rot
is assaulting Varvatos' ears!
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Fascinating! A musical box.
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It's called a "boom box."
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Nah, it's not exactly the portable music
that the kids are into these days,
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but, uh, you want it? It's on me.
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No, it's in Krel's hands.
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I mean, it's on the house.
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But this isn't a house.
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It's free, all right?
I'm just saying it's free.
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-Peculiar frequencies.
-[Stuart chuckles] Ta-da!
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Spitting image of the skelteg's
natural predator,
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the long-trunked hamfisk!
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This'll clear up the infestation
yippee-skippee!
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Hmm. You two will be late
for academic prison.
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And worry not. This gloober
shall help Varvatos fix the ship.
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-[Stuart] My boy. My little--
-[barks]
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Assuming Varvatos can find the manual
to shut his snout.
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[music playing on boom box]
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Why are you bothering with that thing?
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It's pretty cool, right?
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Sure. Back in the '80s.
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Girl, you rule!
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I turned down being queen, actually.
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Aja! I posted your epic Steve take-down
on my Facespace,
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and it went super viral.
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Now the whole school
is, like, obsessed with you!
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Because I hurt someone?
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Not just someone. Steve Palchuk.
Not that we condone violence, though.
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I would have done the same
if I'd had my serrator.
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Ugh. Nice boom box, Kevin.
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My name is Krel.
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You should stick with Darci and me.
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I'm kinda the queen bee around here.
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You can be a princess.
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Technically, I was Spring Fling Queen.
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No, no, no, no. I don't want to be
a princess on any planet.
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Wait! Ugh!
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Not wanting to be cool is so cool!
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[trills]
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[grunts]
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Tell me something, barfbag.
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Is your sister seeing anybody?
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She can see everybody.
Her vision is excellent.
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No, I mean... [groans] Forget it!
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-[grunting]
-Huh.
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[Palchuk] Forget it!
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[grunts, whimpers]
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Forty-five seconds. And start. [grunts]
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[electricity crackles]
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What? Dodge!
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[gasping]
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[gasping continues]
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Gah! Still cold in the middle!
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[panting]
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I know you're weak, but we need to go now.
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-Who are you?
-My name is Izita.
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-I'm with the Resistance.
-The Resistance?
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Come with me.
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[groaning]
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An uprising has been forming.
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Citizens of Akiridion, men and women,
prepared to do whatever it takes
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to restore House Tarron
to the Akiridion throne.
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You heard Morando.
They're as good as dead.
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Lies.
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Never trust Morando.
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The royal heirs can evade his hunters.
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-I have to believe that.
-During Morando's attack,
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Princess Aja saved my child's life.
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I'm forever indebted to House Tarron.
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[whimpers]
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For the royals.
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There's a rebel base
just outside the Adronis Quadrant.
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He'll take you there.
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No. I mean, I can't leave.
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Please.
The Resistance needs you, Lieutenant.
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I know.
Which is why I need to stay behind.
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Take this. The ring will signal you
as a member of the Resistance.
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Trust me.
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[man over PA] ...transports must provide
export managing confirmation
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prior to disembarkment.
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Okay, class. The test is about to begin.
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-Finished.
-Calculators out, my little parabolas.
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Oh, kleb.
248
00:11:44,260 --> 00:11:46,640
Ms. Janeth, I think someone's dog
249
00:11:46,720 --> 00:11:48,180
-ate my calculator.
-[gasps]
250
00:11:48,350 --> 00:11:49,680
The electronics!
251
00:11:49,770 --> 00:11:51,850
Mr. Tarron, remain in your seat!
252
00:11:52,810 --> 00:11:53,850
I mean, uh...
253
00:11:53,940 --> 00:11:57,070
You depend on calculators far too much.
Phones, too.
254
00:11:59,440 --> 00:12:00,280
[boy] What about yours?
255
00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:02,740
-You're always on these things.
-Hey, my phone!
256
00:12:02,820 --> 00:12:05,160
-Less emojis, more emotion.
-[gasps] I need that!
257
00:12:05,240 --> 00:12:09,080
-Less texting. More talking!
-Don't read my texts, new kid.
258
00:12:09,950 --> 00:12:10,790
[all screaming]
259
00:12:10,950 --> 00:12:12,960
Ew! Flying cockroaches!
260
00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:16,590
Last week, the teachers' coffee
got spiked, and now this?
261
00:12:18,340 --> 00:12:21,300
-Krel, they followed us to school.
-Obviously.
262
00:12:21,380 --> 00:12:23,720
Why do you think
I'm confiscating their food supply?
263
00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:27,720
He passes to Palchuk.
Steve shoots, Steve-- [grunts]
264
00:12:27,800 --> 00:12:30,100
Foul! Hey, Aja.
265
00:12:30,180 --> 00:12:31,060
[screams]
266
00:12:31,140 --> 00:12:31,980
[Krel] Get down!
267
00:12:32,350 --> 00:12:33,850
[Palchuk whimpering]
268
00:12:33,940 --> 00:12:35,900
They're multiplying! [screams]
269
00:12:35,980 --> 00:12:38,650
We need to stop this
before the whole school gets colonized.
270
00:12:38,730 --> 00:12:40,570
Would that really be the worst thing?
271
00:12:40,650 --> 00:12:42,610
-Krel!
-Just remember, sister,
272
00:12:42,690 --> 00:12:44,530
you're the one who brought them here!
273
00:12:44,610 --> 00:12:46,700
Aja, did you really do this?
274
00:12:46,780 --> 00:12:48,780
Finally, you made a mistake!
275
00:12:48,870 --> 00:12:51,370
[Uhl over PA] Ah, attention,
students and faculty.
276
00:12:51,450 --> 00:12:56,250
Due to unexpected circumstances,
classes are canceled!
277
00:12:56,330 --> 00:12:59,290
-Yes! Aja, you just saved my butt.
-[cheering]
278
00:12:59,380 --> 00:13:01,130
I was gonna fail that quiz.
279
00:13:01,210 --> 00:13:04,380
Oh, man! She even makes
infestations look cool. [grunts]
280
00:13:04,590 --> 00:13:07,340
-My glasses!
-You literally cannot lose!
281
00:13:07,890 --> 00:13:10,310
Oh, I think we are about to lose.
282
00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:11,520
Big-time.
283
00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:15,310
-The skeltegs found the power generator.
-[touch tones beeping]
284
00:13:15,390 --> 00:13:17,230
-What are you doing?
-Calling Vex for help
285
00:13:17,310 --> 00:13:18,980
before my phone gets eaten.
286
00:13:19,060 --> 00:13:20,730
[ringing]
287
00:13:24,030 --> 00:13:25,110
I've almost got them.
288
00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:26,490
Glorious!
289
00:13:26,570 --> 00:13:30,160
Expel these skeltegs
to your balloon of death!
290
00:13:31,410 --> 00:13:34,580
Well, it's more of a simulated "tum-tum,"
if you will.
291
00:13:34,660 --> 00:13:36,670
The hamfisk, it has an expansive stomach.
292
00:13:36,750 --> 00:13:40,130
It's perfect for storing mass quantities
of creepy crawlies.
293
00:13:40,460 --> 00:13:43,960
[Mother] The ship's reserve power
is waning.
294
00:13:44,050 --> 00:13:46,930
All right, taco merchant,
what do we do next?
295
00:13:47,010 --> 00:13:48,800
-Next?
-The hamfisk!
296
00:13:48,890 --> 00:13:51,850
What does it do to destroy these vermin
for good?
297
00:13:51,930 --> 00:13:55,430
Yes, I saw an interplanetary
nature documentary about them once.
298
00:13:55,730 --> 00:13:58,690
I believe it waded into the ocean
299
00:13:58,770 --> 00:14:01,650
and, unable to swim, it simply died.
300
00:14:01,730 --> 00:14:05,900
Idiocy! Choose your manner of death,
you pungent snobglob!
301
00:14:05,990 --> 00:14:10,070
Or you could wait to vanquish me.
[chuckles]
302
00:14:10,160 --> 00:14:13,330
I'll have these skeltegs skedaddled
in a jiff-pop-n'-skip.
303
00:14:13,410 --> 00:14:16,250
Varvatos does not know what a "skip" is,
304
00:14:16,450 --> 00:14:19,960
but he will destroy you
if you don't make good on your vow!
305
00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:22,540
[Mother] Exterior camouflage
unsupported.
306
00:14:26,420 --> 00:14:27,880
Choose your weapon.
307
00:14:27,970 --> 00:14:30,550
Finally.
Some use for these knowledge bricks.
308
00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:33,100
And whatever this is.
309
00:14:33,180 --> 00:14:36,100
It better work
before Arcadia gets wiped off the map.
310
00:14:36,180 --> 00:14:37,890
Again, not the worst thing.
311
00:14:41,520 --> 00:14:42,860
[scuttling]
312
00:14:44,230 --> 00:14:45,530
[scuttles, squeaks]
313
00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:49,990
They must be in the ventilation system,
looking for a place to nest.
314
00:14:53,530 --> 00:14:54,910
-[Krel yells]
-[Palchuk grunts]
315
00:14:54,990 --> 00:14:56,080
What are you doing here?
316
00:14:56,160 --> 00:14:58,710
You didn't actually think
you could slay these tiny dragons
317
00:14:58,790 --> 00:15:01,880
without the power of the Palchuk, did you?
318
00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:02,830
In fact, we did.
319
00:15:02,920 --> 00:15:05,710
Not to brag,
but, uh, my career prediction test said
320
00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:08,510
that I'd make an awesome exterminator.
321
00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:10,510
Scepter. My scepter!
322
00:15:11,090 --> 00:15:14,970
Uh, you might wanna trade me for this bat.
Bats are great for battling bugs.
323
00:15:15,060 --> 00:15:16,810
Yeah, just give it to me.
324
00:15:16,890 --> 00:15:19,810
[gasps] We'll never be apart again.
I love you.
325
00:15:21,560 --> 00:15:25,570
King Palchuk! I'm back, baby! Whoo!
326
00:15:25,650 --> 00:15:30,280
I think the oaf with the golden hair
favors me above other humans.
327
00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:32,320
But you kicked him in the face.
328
00:15:32,410 --> 00:15:34,910
Human boys are peculiar.
329
00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:40,000
[Palchuk] Uh...
330
00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:41,500
Guys?
331
00:15:42,460 --> 00:15:44,830
[Aja] Mary, what are you doing here?
332
00:15:44,920 --> 00:15:48,000
Duh! Filming a video
worth millions of views.
333
00:15:48,090 --> 00:15:49,590
#Ew-Gross-Ew.
334
00:15:49,670 --> 00:15:52,220
No sudden movements--
335
00:15:52,300 --> 00:15:53,970
Hey, wanna take a selfie?
336
00:15:54,050 --> 00:15:56,050
-[screams]
-[squeaking]
337
00:15:56,140 --> 00:15:58,640
-[skelteg shrieks]
-These books are very useful.
338
00:15:58,720 --> 00:16:01,730
Uh, these things aren't poisonous,
right? Right?
339
00:16:01,810 --> 00:16:03,810
I don't know.
There's probably an antidote.
340
00:16:03,900 --> 00:16:06,980
-Like, uh, vinegar or true love's kiss.
-[gasps]
341
00:16:07,650 --> 00:16:09,070
Just spit-balling, you know?
342
00:16:09,150 --> 00:16:10,820
[scuttling]
343
00:16:12,570 --> 00:16:14,700
It seems we found the nest.
344
00:16:15,740 --> 00:16:17,780
[Krel] Or the nest has found us.
345
00:16:18,580 --> 00:16:20,120
I think you're going to need this.
346
00:16:21,450 --> 00:16:23,370
-[screaming]
-[Krel] Great Gaylen!
347
00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:24,870
There's too many of them!
348
00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:26,750
You're not on today's menu!
349
00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:28,670
Bow to the king!
350
00:16:28,750 --> 00:16:31,970
[screams] No! Not my scepter!
Don't pull my finger!
351
00:16:32,050 --> 00:16:33,970
[grunting]
352
00:16:35,640 --> 00:16:37,930
[loud ringtone playing]
353
00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:41,520
Hey, Claire-bear, what's up?
354
00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:43,180
Play that horrible sound again.
355
00:16:43,270 --> 00:16:44,640
Huh? My ringtone?
356
00:16:44,730 --> 00:16:46,270
Call you back. Love you. Mean it.
357
00:16:46,350 --> 00:16:48,110
[loud ringtone playing]
358
00:16:48,190 --> 00:16:50,780
The frequency of the Earth music
kills them.
359
00:16:51,900 --> 00:16:53,070
[both grunt]
360
00:16:53,570 --> 00:16:54,700
Where are you going?
361
00:16:54,780 --> 00:16:57,070
-[Krel] To get more music!
-[grunts]
362
00:17:00,660 --> 00:17:03,960
-[gasps] They've been inside.
-So you brought them to school?
363
00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:08,330
-After you brought them to Earth!
-Just fix the box of boom, little brother!
364
00:17:10,380 --> 00:17:11,590
[grunting]
365
00:17:12,170 --> 00:17:13,010
[grunts]
366
00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:14,220
[barks]
367
00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:16,010
[grunting]
368
00:17:16,220 --> 00:17:19,140
[Mother] My interior functions
are limited.
369
00:17:23,560 --> 00:17:26,440
Your sucking weapon is nearly at capacity.
370
00:17:26,850 --> 00:17:31,110
Luug, unleash your intestinal fury!
371
00:17:31,190 --> 00:17:33,280
[yelling]
372
00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:35,150
[grunts]
373
00:17:35,700 --> 00:17:36,950
I'll be needing this.
374
00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:40,280
Once I connect this balloon
to the mothership's power source,
375
00:17:40,370 --> 00:17:43,240
these suckers are gonna get fried.
376
00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:45,790
Commander Vex, route all available power.
377
00:17:45,870 --> 00:17:48,710
I'm talking nuclear, thermal,
Akiridion-kinetic,
378
00:17:48,790 --> 00:17:49,920
to the main port!
379
00:17:50,290 --> 00:17:53,710
Mother, do as he says.
Re-route all power. [grunts]
380
00:17:54,050 --> 00:17:58,510
We're gonna feed these beasties
a meal they'll never forget! [cackles]
381
00:17:58,590 --> 00:18:01,550
If we die, Varvatos will kill you.
382
00:18:01,640 --> 00:18:03,010
[loud ringtone playing]
383
00:18:03,100 --> 00:18:05,060
[grunting] Ha!
384
00:18:05,180 --> 00:18:06,730
[laughing]
385
00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:08,900
-Ha!
-[whimpers]
386
00:18:08,980 --> 00:18:10,060
-[phone beeps]
-[gasps]
387
00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:11,900
Ah! I'm out of juice!
388
00:18:11,980 --> 00:18:14,690
Don't worry, I'm locked and loaded.
389
00:18:14,780 --> 00:18:17,150
[soft ringtone playing]
390
00:18:17,240 --> 00:18:18,150
Uh...
391
00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:19,780
Nothing's happening, Steve.
392
00:18:20,450 --> 00:18:22,080
-[sighs]
-[buttons clicking]
393
00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:23,740
-[gasps] Yes!
-Nice, Krel!
394
00:18:23,830 --> 00:18:26,370
-[man yodeling]
-[skeltegs shriek]
395
00:18:28,540 --> 00:18:30,920
[rock music playing]
396
00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:34,210
Another use for human music!
397
00:18:35,380 --> 00:18:37,550
[hip-hop music playing]
398
00:18:46,980 --> 00:18:48,520
-[soft ringtone playing]
-[whimpers]
399
00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:51,060
This music is worse than the bugs.
400
00:18:51,150 --> 00:18:52,110
[Palchuk chuckles]
401
00:18:52,190 --> 00:18:55,530
[bass thumping]
402
00:18:57,900 --> 00:18:59,570
[hip-hop music continues]
403
00:18:59,650 --> 00:19:01,160
How about picking up the beat?
404
00:19:01,700 --> 00:19:04,740
[techno music playing]
405
00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:10,290
Ugh!
406
00:19:10,370 --> 00:19:12,080
Should we bring this thing back home,
407
00:19:12,170 --> 00:19:14,500
or do you think Stuart has things
under control?
408
00:19:15,210 --> 00:19:16,670
-We should go.
-Definitely go!
409
00:19:18,050 --> 00:19:19,300
[Mother] Full power ready.
410
00:19:19,670 --> 00:19:24,350
For... the... royals!
411
00:19:24,430 --> 00:19:26,140
Please let this work.
412
00:19:26,220 --> 00:19:27,430
[grunts]
413
00:19:28,850 --> 00:19:30,690
-[powers down]
-Hmm.
414
00:19:31,230 --> 00:19:34,110
-[explosion]
-[Stuart grunting]
415
00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:35,860
[wheezing]
416
00:19:35,940 --> 00:19:37,360
[creaking]
417
00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:38,360
Um...
418
00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:41,110
Well, that didn't work as expected,
or at all.
419
00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:45,990
Varvatos will punish your failure
with glorious death!
420
00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:46,990
[Krel] Incoming!
421
00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:49,250
[techno music playing]
422
00:19:49,330 --> 00:19:51,370
[Stuart] Is that my boom box?
423
00:19:53,830 --> 00:19:56,040
It's so beautiful!
424
00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:01,930
[groans] It went in my mouth!
425
00:20:02,510 --> 00:20:06,220
Come to think of it, the hamfisk is known
for releasing a high-pitched belch
426
00:20:06,300 --> 00:20:08,850
in order to stun and kill its food.
427
00:20:09,430 --> 00:20:13,480
-Good call, Your Highnesses.
-You, sir, are a fool indeed,
428
00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:16,520
but your intentions are true.
429
00:20:16,770 --> 00:20:19,780
That's the nicest thing
anybody's said to me today, to be honest.
430
00:20:19,860 --> 00:20:22,030
Let's have a nice group hug, yeah?
Come on, guys.
431
00:20:22,110 --> 00:20:23,740
-Not for me.
-[Aja] It's quite all right.
432
00:20:23,820 --> 00:20:25,660
-We can work up to that.
-[barking]
433
00:20:27,870 --> 00:20:34,330
For too long, we have been ruled
by weak and feckless leaders
434
00:20:34,420 --> 00:20:39,670
who promised peace
but left us unprepared for war.
435
00:20:39,750 --> 00:20:43,380
In the name of the king and queen!
[grunts]
436
00:20:44,130 --> 00:20:46,800
-No! No!
-[Morando] Today, together,
437
00:20:47,550 --> 00:20:52,270
we will take Akiridion-5's
rightful place in the universe
438
00:20:52,730 --> 00:20:57,730
as the superpower
it always should have been.
439
00:21:00,190 --> 00:21:03,240
[Mother] Full power restored.
Camouflage holding.
440
00:21:03,740 --> 00:21:04,950
Um... um...
441
00:21:05,030 --> 00:21:07,530
Sorry for blaming you for the skeltegs.
442
00:21:07,820 --> 00:21:10,490
Even if you did bring them to this planet.
[chuckles]
443
00:21:10,580 --> 00:21:12,950
Sorry for blaming you right back.
444
00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:16,670
-Even if you did bring them to school.
-[gasps, grunts]
445
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:21,840
[Aja] Luug! Your intestinal fortitude
saved the day.
446
00:21:22,420 --> 00:21:23,260
[chuckles]
447
00:21:23,340 --> 00:21:26,590
You know, if I have to be stranded
on a strange planet,
448
00:21:27,470 --> 00:21:29,300
I'm glad it's with you, little brother.
449
00:21:29,390 --> 00:21:31,180
[chuckles] And you, Luug.
450
00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:35,730
Hey, how many Akiridions does it take
to build a daxial array?
451
00:21:35,810 --> 00:21:37,350
[sighs] It's impossible.
452
00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:41,610
We exploded skeltegs
with a music machine, little brother.
453
00:21:41,690 --> 00:21:43,610
Nothing is impossible on this planet.
454
00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:45,610
[Luug whines]
455
00:21:45,700 --> 00:21:49,570
-In that case, it'll take two Akiridions.
-[barks]
456
00:21:49,660 --> 00:21:52,040
Okay, okay, okay, three.
457
00:21:52,120 --> 00:21:54,370
[both laughing]
458
00:21:54,450 --> 00:21:57,040
Mother, can you please open a window?
459
00:21:57,120 --> 00:21:59,500
This ship still smells like the Stuart.
460
00:21:59,580 --> 00:22:01,840
[Mother] Activating ventilation systems.
461
00:22:03,130 --> 00:22:04,050
[squeals]
462
00:22:10,350 --> 00:22:11,180
[shrieks]
463
00:22:11,510 --> 00:22:13,100
[Alpha] Ah...
464
00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:15,640
They're here.
465
00:22:17,310 --> 00:22:20,310
[theme music playing]
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