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Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Well,

welcome to Jaleel, London, England. Up next is... Thick Action Pack. themes

we're sure you'll love. So stay tuned and don't go away.

Right,

right.

Right, right. Cheerio.

Bye -bye.

What's your name?

Sarah. Oh, Sarah. That's a nice name.

Sarah? My name is Vince.

Hi, how are you?

Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

Why are you talking to my ass?

Well, it's, you know...

Very nice posture.

So where are you from?

Glasgow. Glasgow, Scotland?

Yeah. Wow. Do you know any other Glasgow?

No, actually I just learned about Glasgow today as a matter of fact.

Oh, la, la. It's a very famous place. I hear. I hear about that. Sounds like a

place where they make columbus and marigolds.

No.

No, I just like boys. Thank you.

Good.

How many boys have you done before at once?

Oh, at once. One.

One? One at a time, yes. First time doing two? Yes.

Don't blame her?

No, it's true.

You ask.

I told them before. It's number one time.

Number one. Three friends. Number one. Okay, suck it.

Love you a long time.

Anyways,

where were we? I feel very outnumbered with two boys and one of me.

He's cute.

Hello. Hello.

I'm fine.

Excuse me, could I ask you a question?

Could I ask you a few questions?

22. Gosh, you must come from a good genetic family, huh?

No, I just don't know.

I'm stressed out a lot.

Oh, I'm encouraged by that. I'm terribly sorry.

Oh, I think you had something to do with it. Shall I lick him?

Okay. Okay.

Grazie. Grazie.

Oh, my old friend. Grazie.

Grazie.

Grazie.

Grazie.

The spikes you get when you're good, not when you're bad.

The color of... the...

I feel constricted.

Why are you finished?

I'm not finished yet. Oh,

we match.

Oh, yes.

Thank you.

Hmm. Hmm.

Thank you for watching Anabolic World Sex Tour.

I'm from London.

Cheerio!

What about her? Did you like her?

Yeah, she was very nice, very quiet. Very young.

Yes. Looked very young.

I think she was a retard.

Yeah.

Or she... No, a mute.

Mute. Mute. She didn't talk much. She didn't talk much, but, you know... She

just went... But she... Who needs conversation?

Yeah, who needs conversation? She looked good.

Because she looked like she was pro.

Yeah, I kind of felt like a little child molester.

There was no pay because it's all her ID.

And it's down at the very top.

What do you think about that one?

It's not quite good, actually. How do you know what's up there?

Oh, there's something with that there. Oh, right.

Something surprising.

Anyway, what's Tiffany?

Watch her.

So who do we have here today? What's your name?

Tiffany. You loved her.

Tiffany. Tiffany.

From where?

Say Bournemouth.

Bournemouth? No, Bournemouth. Bournemouth.

Bournemouth? No.

Bournemouth.

You're the Bournemouth.

Bournemouth.

Bournemouth. How old are you, Tiffany?

20. No, that's telling people the truth. How old are you? 20.

No, come on. You can't fool us.

Now, have you shot one of these movies before?

No. Never? No.

Have you been with two guys before?

No.

Well, I... I only work with professionals.

I need ID to buy cigarettes because they don't believe I'm 16.

You're not 16. You whispered in my ear. You said you were 14.

You mean you're 16?

No, 20.

You're 20?

Oh, shit.

My penis is gone now. You're trying to trip her up.

Do you have any questions you want to ask us?

Yeah, what's your name?

I'm Tom Byron. This is Mark David.

Hello! I'm Don Jeremy.

No, I'm Tom.

And I'm Mark. Mark and Tom.

Mark, Tom, Mark.

Mark and Tom.

Have you been married before?

Uh -huh. How many times?

Three. And you're 14?

No, I'm 20. Oh, you're 20, that's right.

You've been married three times? Mm -hmm.

I'll marry you. When was the last time you were married? I don't know.

For obvious reasons. In the area.

Mm -hmm.

This was the first time.

This was the first time.

No, you won't remain a virgin.

I'm tired of talking.

Yeah, me too. What are you doing now? I'm going to start down here.

Are you supposed to be ready to go in?

Thank you.

Look at this girl right here.

You know what they said?

Well, I mean, I should know that.

Let me ask her. I'll ask her if I can take her picture. She's cool with that.

We'll ask her for a blowjob.

Maybe.

We'll try.

We can reason out here anyways.

We'd like to talk to you. Only if you wanted a... I'm sorry, finish your phone

call. We just wondered if you... I was judging

by those pictures in here. These are your friends?

Would you want to come back and audition for a videotape?

Oh, yeah.

You would? I guess it's true.

Yeah, these are some of your friends. Not far.

This one here is a big homie.

No, I don't know.

You don't know? No.

Wow. What about Megabooth?

I wonder if you go to the phone booth and I'll come back to you. I think if

go to the phone booth, they'll look at a tip. Yeah, I think it's tough. All

right, well, let's go.

Okay. As long as you want.

All right. By the way, do you like it in the butt?

Come on in.

What's your name?

Lenora. And you're from where?

Um, Yorkshire.

Yorkshire? Yeah. Oh, I heard some pudding from there once.

21. 21?

Yeah. So have you shot any movies like this before?

Um, not really, no.

I've done a few videos, but... Nothing like this? No.

So you're kind of a virgin.

Well, yeah. What kind of videos?

Well? Um, just single stuff and boy girls.

Not with three boys?

No.

Have you been with three boys? No.

How long have you had them?

Three American boys.

No. No, I haven't, no.

You've been with two?

Yeah. Oh, so we've got one up on you then.

So you've been nervous?

A bit, yes. Good.

My name's Vince.

I'm Mark.

We're on your own.

Okay, enough talking.

I practiced on a radiator.

Well, you guys are quick.

You're busy.

Amen.

How am I going to get in there?

We'll be back on Wednesday.

you know.

Yeah, it does.

Have you had two dicks before?

No. Have you ever had two dicks, like one in your mouth and one in your clit?

No.

One in your mouth and one in your clit.

I'll fix that with that.

One in your two dicks and one in your clit. You want to try that?

You want to try that?

Yeah.

You want to try my clit? Yeah.

And DP was good for you?

Yeah. So you think you'll try that again?

I don't know.

Yeah?

Well, say goodbye to everyone out there.

Goodbye.

Until next time. Yeah.

Say goodbye from London.

Goodbye from London.

I just had a craving for a glazed donut.

We don't know where the fuck they are. You know where the whores in Soho are?

No, it's too expensive here. It's too fucking expensive. No, we got, no, we

a many quid.

Many quid. We got a fucking whore in Soho. Look, girls.

I haven't changed it yet.

No, there's a plastic off the skin off.

How old are you, Hayley?

28. 28?

Month. Month?

28 months.

I'm interpreting.

Bam, bam, couples.

What's your sign?

My sign?

You mean my horoscope?

I don't, it's just a question.

What do you like to do?

It's an American voice.

What are your hobbies?

Sex, do I have to rock and roll? Right, right.

Right, right.

Is that thing up my thingy? Is it in properly?

It's gone.

No, you might have to push it up a bit and then get it out later.

Right, right.

One of you's got to pull the straws to pull it out. We're pushing it forward

with our clubs.

I picked the straws to push it in.

What are your three bad habits?

Oh, God.

I don't know myself.

Anything.

I haven't got any. What's the strangest thing you've ever done, actually?

What? You shag like a rabbit. Oh, sorry. Yeah, I eat like a horse, shag like a

rabbit, and drink like a fish.

Wham, bam. Thank you, man.

Have you ever put any large pieces of furniture in your...

This man I went out with, he used to pick anything he could find on the side

me. Like aerosols.

Where's my deodorant? Now, you might find a submarine or diver in there

somewhere. Hello!

Hello!

Let me out of being here for four years.

There's a search and rescue team in there.

9 -9 -9. Oh, 1 -1 -1 anyway. 9 -1 -1. 9 -1 -1. Is it 1 -1 -1 or not?

Come on, one, one. Come on, one, one.

We've got a man trapped in a hole.

But he likes every minute of it.

He has a nice apartment in there. He loves it. It's warm, cosy. He doesn't

his one collar in the back. It's raining in there, but he loves every minute of

it.

I'm done being an ashtray holder now.

Save my ashtray holder, okay?

And I've worn your leg out.

Oh, my God, I have to do this.

Okay.

Are we starting now, over here? I think so.

Oh, we're just starting.

Natural thing. You're going to lick your bottom, and you're going to suck my

dick. Oh, okay. I need to put this over here. Can I lick your bottom?

You do whatever you like. You're going to lick mine.

I'm just going to go down here. Can I kneel?

Is that right for me?

Sure. Why not?

We don't discriminate.

Oh thanks.

You like choking?

That's...

That's...

Oh, man.

Too hot?

Yeah, if you want to do that, of course.

Yes.

Oh,

thank you.

oh oh oh

Oh, God.

Oh,

God. Oh, God.

Oh, come out now.

Just try it, because I like it like that. Or in your purse. Yeah.

See you soon.

There it is.

Yeah.

Oh. One more.

Oopsie. Oh, yes.

Oh, that's nice.

Oh.

Oh. Oh, I can't be happy.

No,

no, no. I don't like that.

Get the fucking... Get the fucking... Oh, yes.

Who do you think you are? Get the fucking...

Oh, someone's escaped.

Huh?

Want to try now?

Tell us, what's in your mind?

I might kill you once.

Well, thank you. Thank you.

I love you.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

What are you doing tonight?

I don't know.

What? Yeah. Oh.

Thank you.

Son of a bitch.

I guess I won, guy.

What happened to you guys? Where'd the old girl go?

Told you. What girl? They were fucking... They were from the U .S. They

want nothing to do with us. I know. I didn't even get to name you. What was

name?

Nancy. Nancy.

You're... Nancy.

Hey,

Nancy. I was talking about playing with you in the text. What was your name?

Joan Jett. Joan Jett.

All right.

This is Tom. This is Vince. Hello.

I'm Mark. How are you?

I was just too occupied with playing, you were like, I can't remember, I can't

remember. Oh yeah, I remember.

Is she more in underwear?

I don't know.

Yes, she is.

These are the boys I was telling you about, I wanted you to come back and

fun with. Didn't I get any girls?

No, you didn't.

Too bad.

Maybe we can finally go for you later.

Right now, I think you just have to continue with the three of us.

Three cups for you.

I'm sure I can.

You sure you can?

Let's find out then, shall we?

Yeah,

let's do this.

No. No.

Intimidate each other.

I know.

We're going down.

Goodnight.

If your eyes water, it's okay.

I know.

that's like that's

I love that one right here.

Can you get off your phone yet?

We all be in a minute.

London, England.

Sabrina. And if you like schoolgirls with long hair, long legs, little bum,

little tits, you'll like Sabrina.

You'll like the fuck. You'll like the fuck.

So if you're into schoolgirls, check it out.

Sabrina. Sabrina.

Just straight Sabrina.

Sabrina Johnson.

Sabrina Johnson.

Yeah. And how have you been doing this, Sabrina?

Oh, just all right, yeah. Yeah?

Video of the magazine.

On video and film stills. Yeah.

So you like it?

Is the podcast work?

I'm just asking all these questions. Shit.

I don't need to be asking all these questions. You've got an honest answer.

I guess I do. 21, no, 19.

19. 19?

Yeah. I think the next time I come out of church, I'll be in a box. Yeah.

I won't spit it out, I'll swallow it.

There you go.

Whoa! Next question.

I don't think we need any more questions.

Who's going to be first to get the kit off, then?

Kit off?

Yeah. The what? Your kit. Get your kit off. Get your kit off.

Well, you're straight into the point. I will.

I'll figure it out.

Whoa.

Got it.

My job is gone.

and patience.

No. Did you want to look up there?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Well, I've made a big mistake fucking in English, man.

So fucking American.

Um, would be fine.

You can't hear off.

Say goodbye from now on.

I wipe it all over.

No, please don't.

Oh, sorry.

Can you swallow it?

Swallow it, yes.

Thanks for watching Anabolic World Sector from London.

Bye.

think you try that again yeah okay well say goodbye to everyone out there

goodbye

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