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Oh, there

he

is.

You don't know.

Do you think that this is it?

Do you think that Mr. Harlow finally has it nailed down?

Boy, what I'd give to be able to finish off my senior year at an ad agency. I

know. I'd love to get out of this and dump a term early and into the real

Well, Harlow said he'd know today if the student program had come through.

Come on. I'm dying to find out. Yeah, me too.

Boy.

All

right.

Sit down, girls.

I've got some news for you.

You're all in luck.

The National Student Apprenticeship Program has decided to accept the

project. And tomorrow morning, you are all going to work at Philham, Fuller,

Brown. It's one of the best ed agencies in the city.

Congratulations.

All right. Calm down, girls. Calm down. I know you're excited, but there's a few

things that I would like to say.

First of all, of course, the school will accept this.

work experience, that's credit towards your graduation.

Now, uh, yes, sir, would you pass these out amongst you?

There's some information on the program and some background on the ad agency

itself.

Now, you will be working with these people at the agency on a day -to -day

basis.

Of course, I will be checking in with you from time to time as your

but remember now, you have been chosen to represent our school.

and you will be expected to behave yourselves like young ladies out in the

world. All right?

All right.

Now, I still haven't made a decision about the annual college scholarship.

Your work at the agency will weigh very heavily on my decision, so be good

girls. All right?

So good luck, goodbye, and report to work tomorrow at 10 o 'clock in the

morning. Bye, Sarah.

Bye. Sarah?

Sarah, would you stay behind for a moment? There's something I'd like to

with you.

Yes, Mr. Hall.

Sarah, when I was making my decision about the girls for this program, I had

some reservations about you.

But I have very good grades.

Oh, no.

Your grades are fine.

I was in doubt of your personality.

But I have a lot of friends.

No, it's not what I mean either. I guess what I really mean was your maturity,

your ability to handle yourself in an... adult situation.

But I get along with everyone, even their parents. I guess I'm not making

clear. Here, let me take this.

Sarah, what I... Well, here, take this for example.

Well, we'll take people at ad agencies.

They always greet each other with a kiss.

in the morning, in the afternoon. It's casual and it's meaningless, but how

would you handle that kind of situation?

Gee, what do you suppose Mr. Harlow wanted to see Sarah about?

I heard him lock the door when we left.

I wonder what he wants to talk to her about.

You too. I bet that old Litch is either making a blower or maybe it's straight

fucking.

You see what I mean, Sarah?

One little kiss and you pull away.

This just will not do.

But Mr. Harlow, you're my guidance counselor, a teacher. I'm not supposed

kissing you.

But that's just what I mean. I'm just not sure if you're mature enough to go

into the adult world.

Now, why don't we try it again?

This time, don't resist.

Mr. Harlow, it's late.

Please don't. Sarah, please.

Don't act like a child. I'm just trying to place you in an adult situation to

see how you react.

Sarah, let me just kiss this one.

Okay.

Oh, yes. Mr. Harlow, please.

Don't. Oh, yes. Stop.

Stop.

I'm late. I have to go home. Oh, please don't, Mr. Harlow. One moment, please.

That looks good.

Please,

I'm a virgin. I'm not ready for this. Please let me go. Please don't. Please

don't. I don't know how.

Please don't.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

X sleeping pill account is the backbone of the agency.

Mr. Bungle, their president, has given us the final deadline.

He wants the entire campaign and the presentation finished in two weeks. No

delays. Now, that includes the TV spots, the commercials, the magazine layout,

the entire works.

Now, here, Ziggy, I want you to take a look at this.

The art director wants to use these sheets tomorrow for the TV spots, which

you'd set that up there.

What do you think?

You approve?

It's fine. It's a little gay, but then that's the art director.

Now, either you turkeys get down to work or you're going to find yourselves out

on the street on your asses.

One other thing.

This agency is going to take part in the National Apprenticeship Program.

It's a thing that's good for our image. You know, it's wholesome and all this

shit. Now, four high school seniors are going to be working here as part of

their graduation requirements.

They'll be assigned to various departments, and I expect you to treat

accordingly.

Remember, they're just young kids.

Quiet,

quiet, quiet.

It's enough.

Bungle has an eye for young cunts.

So if he sees some of it around here, maybe he won't notice the lousy job you

guys do on his ads.

They're here with their teacher, Mr. Harlow.

Honey, go let them in.

Good morning, Mr. Fulham. I would like you to meet Betty, Gail, Marianne, and

Sarah.

Good morning, girls.

Welcome to Fulham, Fuller, and Brown.

I hope your experience here is going to be rewarding and educational.

This is Honey Fry, my private secretary, and the head model of the agency.

I'm sure you've seen her lots of times on TV.

This is Ziggy Stone, our producer and director.

Rabbit Warren, the art director.

And the rest of the crew you'll meet in time.

I think I'll assign you to Ziggy's department to begin with.

That way you'll get to see a TV commercial made from start to finish.

Mr. Philham, I know how excited the girls are about being here, and the

would like me to thank you for this.

But something else I think you should know, that one of these girls is going

be the recipient of the school's annual college scholarship award.

Of course, that does depend upon her performance here at the agency, so I'll

in touch with you about their progress.

That's fine, Mr. Harlow.

Now, I think we've all got work to do.

I've got an agency to run.

So,

I

think you've made a big mistake with these high school kids.

They'll tear the place apart.

Oh, that's ridiculous, honey.

They're just a bunch of kids. What harm can they do?

Plenty. Kids are different these days.

They're a lot more worldly than you think.

So what if they are?

Listen, we need some young blood around here.

Besides, Bungle will notice them for sure.

He's always telling me about the young cunnies chasing.

And how about you, Phil?

Am I getting too old for you? Is that why you let these kids in?

Hey, listen, honey.

Listen, you're just right for me.

Those kids don't mean anything to me.

Can I see you tonight, Phil? I miss you.

I miss you so very much.

Listen, listen.

Not tonight.

I got to do the family bit, you know?

Hey.

Hey, how about right now?

You mean here?

Yeah, sure.

Right here.

Come on, honey. Make love to me.

Make love to me, honey. Make love to me right now. Come on.

Right here. We can't.

Well, it's okay.

Listen, nobody's going to come in. They're working. Besides, it's my

can do what I want.

Oh, I don't know why I always get into you, Phil.

It's just not fair.

You said anything was supposed to be fair, huh?

Oh, but I only do what you want.

You know why, honey. You know why.

Cause I'm never followed round by a girl.

They don't know the loneliness I feel all alone.

You can find just one power.

Can you meet with me anytime you see him?

The time.

to shake our heads and wonder why there's no gold

life is based

on contradictions when he's sober just tell him no

is all over.

Well, your mother said it'd be all right if I came in and disturbed you.

I just thought as supervisor of the apprenticeship program, I ought to come

and see how your first day at work went.

Well, it went very well. We met everybody, and tomorrow we're going to

them make a TV commercial.

Oh, that sounds really exciting.

I'll see what you're working on. That looks really good.

Thank you. You know, you really could get somewhere if you really wanted to.

What are you really doing here, Harlow?

You know, I've got to make a decision pretty soon about that college

award.

And, uh, you know, Gerald, the more you impress me, the better your chances of

winning that scholarship are.

What the hell do you think you're doing?

My parents are in the next room, you know.

Shh, then you wouldn't want them to hear this, because how could you explain

this?

Come on down here.

You know, if my parents come in, they'll throw me out of the house.

Shh. All the more reason for haste and silence.

Just keep thinking about that scholarship.

So this is the way it's going to be, huh? Yeah.

You do want to please me, don't you? Yeah.

Come on. I know half the school has been in there.

So why shouldn't I get in there?

At least I can give you something in return.

All right, you son of a bitch. And it hasn't been just half the school.

You just watch and see what a young cunt can do for you. All right.

All right, make it good.

Oh.

Yeah. No wonder half the school's been in there.

Oh. Oh.

Hasn't just been half the school, you bastard.

Yeah. I'll show you what I can do. I'll fuck your ears off.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, look at the fuck your ears are.

You go ahead, honey. You go ahead.

Oh, you got a big prick.

Oh, yeah.

Feel it, Jason. Come squeeze me against my teeth. Give me a big prick.

Oh!

Oh, God, get off of me. Get out of here.

You bastard, fuck me.

You are a gift.

Oh, you're not bad either for an old man.

Huh? You're not bad either for an old man. I'm sure you're an old man.

Dick, go in here and kiss the little cunt.

Uh -huh.

Not too bad, huh?

Oh, just to finish and get off and get out of here.

As long as you're going to fuck me, do it.

painting, but he's leaving soon.

All right, Harlow, you better get out of here.

You better damn well make sure that I get that scholarship, you son of a

So, if you need just one little push to get you off to

dreamland, take the sleeper X.

Nighty night, pleasant dreams.

Cut, cut.

Honey, we have got to get a little sex into this spot. We're trying to tell the

audience that if they take sleeper X, they'll get fucked.

Now let's see it. Let's get some heat into it. Okay?

Let's try it again.

Okay? Sound.

Sleep.

So, if you need just one little push to get you off

to dreamland...

What's happened to her?

Ziggy, she was really popping those damn Sleeprex pills as she was doing the

commercial. You did ten takes, she took ten of those damn pills. She's out like

a light.

Oh, shit. You mean you jerks left real Sleeprex pills in that bottle? No wonder

she's out of it.

Well, it's lunchtime anyway. You guys take a break. Maybe I can bring Sleeping

Beauty around so we can get some decent footage.

Oh, Ziggy.

I'm sure we could all help.

Oh, wow.

Betty, don't do that. Do you want us to get fired?

Yeah, girl, do you want to get fired?

Oh, but it's so big and swollen. Maybe if Mama kisses it, it'll be better.

Oh,

don't do that. Oh, please don't do that.

Yeah,

do that. Do that. Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

They're big and swollen.

Looks like it'll burst.

Oh, yeah,

do that. Yeah.

Oh, my God. Mr. Bungle, the head of Sleeper X. What are you doing here?

I've always wanted to see how you made my commercials.

We're just trying out a new technique.

Looks fine to me. Don't stop on my account.

Ooh, that's not working at all.

Let's, uh, bring it over to Honey. Ah!

Yeah.

Oh.

Ooh,

that feels good.

Right here, that feels good. Wow.

Look at that.

Keep it up. Hey, look again.

Betty, look what Gail's doing.

All right.

I'm digging.

Take a look at me.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Man, you girls must have went to a progressive school.

Oh, Vicki, show us this.

All right.

Come over to Honey, Vicki. Come over. Oh, yeah.

Oh, how does it feel, Biggie?

Great. Yeah, hot. Isn't that nice?

How are you doing, Biggie?

Okay.

And Sleeper X gives you the hottest dreams.

You'll think you've been fucking all night.

Best fucking lunch break I've had in years.

Oh, my, Mr.

Harlow. I'm surprised.

How are you? I was just thinking about coming by to see you.

We have to make a decision pretty soon about the scholarship award, and I

thought I ought to come by and see you at home.

I don't know why you'd want to come see me at my place.

Well, I... understand that you're a musician that could count very heavily

your favor so when can they come and hear you play oh how about tomorrow say

around noon that's saturday sounds good hey do you know my address i'll see you

then bye -bye

Mr. Harlow from school is here to see you.

Okay, Daddy. Send him in.

Hi, Betty.

Hi, Mr. Harlow.

I hear you're hard at work.

I didn't realize you were such an advanced student.

You know, this is going to count really very, very heavily in your favor when

I've got to make a decision about the scholarship award.

Oh, yeah.

But don't let me interrupt you. Please, keep on playing. It just sounds

beautiful.

Just beautiful.

My teacher says I've progressed quite a lot in the past year.

I'm sure he has.

Oh, Mr.

Harlow. Now stop that.

Oh, shh.

Think about the scholarship.

Think about that scholarship.

Now, I don't think you should be doing this to me at all.

No, no, no. Keep playing, keep playing.

You do have to impress me now.

My parents, my parents are in the next room.

If you keep playing, they won't hear a thing.

Think of how proud they'll be if you win the scholarship.

This is going to count really very, very heavily in your favor when I've got to

make a decision about it.

Mr.

Harlow. Oh, yes.

Yeah.

Just think about that scholarship and stuff like that.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

want to enjoy some of this, too. Yeah.

Oh,

good

idea. Yeah. Hey.

Let me see your big friend.

Come on.

Take it with me. Oh, wait a minute.

Get my boots on.

Now, it's not too really late, Mr.

Harlow.

Yeah.

Oh,

Betty.

This is going to make a big impression on me.

Scholarship committee.

Oh, I hope so.

I want to show you.

Am I doing it right?

Oh, yeah.

I'm doing it right.

You're doing fine.

Yeah.

Oh, Betty.

You're keeping the wall so tight.

I'll take it.

Yeah.

She's real good to me.

And I'll be real good to you.

Oh, Mr.

Harlow. I'm not prepared.

Let me come first and then you pull out on top of me.

All right. I don't want to get knocked up.

Oh,

Betty. Oh, Betty.

You are really good.

Wow.

Don't hurt me, Mr. Harlow.

Mr. Philham is right. They sound awful.

It's not the musicians, Mr. Philham. It's Honey who's fucking up.

Oh, what the hell?

Everybody thinks he's the producer around here.

Just have them do it again.

Okay, okay.

Forget I said anything.

Hey, fellas, let's do it again.

We lose this Super X account.

The entire agency goes down the drain.

This is Sleeper X. 30 -second spot. Take 57. Hit it.

Sleep. Paper eggs puts you to sleep.

Puts you out in a... Shit!

No, no, no!

Why can't they get the damn thing right?

Mr. Film is right. Why can't those jerks do it correctly?

Look, Mr. Film, the musicians need a lunch break. Me too.

Maybe after they're fed, they'll do better.

Okay, great for lunch. Be back in one hour. Look, more wasted time.

This session is costing me a fortune.

Sorry, union rules. The crew's got to eat.

Maybe after they're fed, they'll play better, she'll sing better, and it'll be

all right.

Hey, honey, I'll buy you a sandwich.

Okay, Ziggy, if you're buying, let's go.

Hey, by the way, I'm going to leave the console just like this set up. Now,

please don't touch it because it's got high voltage.

Oh, Mr.

Philham, don't be upset.

It'll all turn out just fine.

Oh, Betty, you don't understand.

If Bungle, the head of Sleeper X, doesn't like this campaign, he's going

withdraw the account and bring it to another agency.

If we lose Sleeper X, we are finished.

Oh, poor, poor Mr.

Philham.

Oh, thank you for being so considerate, Betty.

I'm sorry you had to see us like this.

Your breasts are soft.

There.

There, Mr. Phil. What am I doing?

It's all right, Mr. Phil.

Doesn't it feel much better now?

It's better than martinis for lunch.

Betty,

what am I doing?

The other day, I was feeling so ill.

Went to see my doctor.

Went to see my doctor.

Can I get a second, Mr. Phillips?

I'm a sweet lovin' man, always good care.

We meet in the morning, like a bird I'm there.

When it's time to make a move, I can't set my feet free.

Steps to make change, I walk the...

it for good, man.

The last session.

Down the tubes again, the whole thing.

Yes. Yes, hello?

Mr. Bungle?

This is Honey, you know, the model at the agency.

That's right.

Uh, look, I've got to see you right away.

It's important.

Yes, yes, it's about the campaign.

I've got some information for you, but I think you'll find very interesting.

When?

Tonight?

Dinner?

Adolfo's, private dining room at 8.

You bet I'll be there.

Will there be anything else, Mr. Bungle?

No, that's fine, Carl. Thank you.

So you see, Mr. Bungle, film's fucking up your whole campaign.

He's totally incompetent.

Sleeper X commercials will be laughed off of television if you approve his

campaign. Well, that's very interesting.

I never thought too much of film, now that you mention it. And I'm starting my

own agency, Mr. Bungle.

I could do a hundred percent better job than that turkey.

I'll bet you could.

What you say is very interesting.

In fact, you are very interesting.

Oh, Mr. Bungle, I didn't know you were interested.

And you will give me your account for my new agency?

Later, honey. We'll talk business later.

Right now, I want to make love to your beautiful, beautiful body.

with those lovely curves.

And look how great you feel.

Let's get more comfortable.

Yes, why not?

It's really been a very pleasant evening, you know. It's going to get

better.

Make yourself comfortable.

You're very attractive, you know that?

How do you feel now?

Oh, I like the way you feel.

I think we need to do...

A lot of practice.

Oh,

your body is fantastic.

Let's see how well you can handle anything.

Oh, oh, I can handle anything very well, Mr. Bundle.

I want to make mad patient love to your gorgeous body.

Oh, you can do it yourself. I want to eat you and tease you and please you and

fuck you and fuck you.

Oh, that damn table. Carl, Carl, get rid of this table, would you please?

Yeah,

those beautiful lips around like a lot of bad. Oh, yes

Oh, you're scrumptious, Mr. Love.

I'll eat you.

I'll fuck you.

Yes. And I'll cum all over you.

I'll cum on that gorgeous body that I've admired for so long.

I'm loving up on my cock.

Oh,

yes. Fuck that cock.

Oh, beautiful.

Yes, I'll get that cock big and hard so I can shove it up inside of you.

Yes.

I love this beard.

Beautiful.

I love him.

Oh, beautiful.

Those hips and those thighs, and I don't know why I still walk.

Come here, I think it's time to turn the tape.

That's not a bad idea.

Ah.

Yeah, it's beautiful when you live spread.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Let me come.

Have you checked, Mr. Bungle, or would you rather I put it on your bill? Oh,

that's fine. Thank you, Carl.

Well, I must say, though, I have to go now.

Yes, but I must say, honey... And you will give me the account to my new

Mr. Bungle.

I can't say it hasn't been fun.

Son of a bitch.

Wasn't that one hell of a session at the agency today?

Hey, I didn't know adults did that all the time.

I think it's disgusting.

Sex should go with love and friendship.

Hey, Miriam, where have you been?

I can never get enough. My cunt's on fire 24 hours a day.

When I can't get the real thing, I use my dildo. Want to see?

See, his name is Harry.

Well, you don't. What a monster.

You must be built like the Grand Canyon to shove that up your cunt.

Nonsense. It's just normal man size. You must have been fucking little boys.

Here, I'll show you.

No, I don't know.

Oh, come on. Take it away. You know it's going to be too big for me.

You're just a little dry.

I'll get you wet.

could do it with girls.

That looks like fun.

Let me try it on you, Mary Jane.

I don't think this is right.

Oh, it feels so good.

Still a virgin.

Does it feel like this with the man?

Nothing like it, Marianne.

Nothing like it.

Yeah,

I think you're wet enough now.

Oh, yes.

Oh, no, it feels good.

I never knew it could feel so good.

Marianne?

Marianne, are you decent?

Mr. Harlow from school stopped by to talk to you about your poetry.

I'm sure the girls won't mind, so I'm sending him in.

Okay, Mom, okay. Tell him to wait a second. We'll be right with him.

Quick, everybody, get dressed. It's Harlow.

That bastard fucked me in my room.

I never had a man until he seduced me in his own office.

I have an idea.

I know how to fuck that son of a bitch. We'll let him in, and all four of us

will get on top of him. See what a great cocksmin he is then.

But we can't. My parents are right outside.

That's his problem.

He wouldn't be able to walk, talk, or fuck for a month if we did that to him.

Let him in. Let him in. Come on.

Please come in, Mr. Harlow.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I didn't know you had so much company. I'll come back and see you some other

time. Stick around, Mr. Big Prick.

Why don't you show us what you can do? We know how much you love young cunt.

Oh, listen, you watch your mouth, young lady. Let's not forget who I am.

You better shut up. If Marianne's mother hears you, it'll be ten years for you

for each one of us. All right, all right, but what do you want?

You seduced me, you took advantage of me, and it's only fair that I get my

revenge. You made me fuck you in my own room and then be quiet so that my

parents didn't hear.

Well, you can't make me do things.

I won't cooperate.

I mean, you can't make me fuck if I don't want to fuck. Oh, yeah, watch.

Marianne, take that limp prick in your mouth and see what you can do to it.

But I've never even seen a man down there. I couldn't put his thing in my

Oh, Marianne, do as you're told.

Oh, you can just...

All right, all right, girls. Enough of this. This has gone far enough.

Far enough. Is everything all right?

Are you entertaining Mr.

Harlow? Yes, Mother, we're entertaining him. We have him well in hand.

Okay, Harlow, we know your reputation for liking young virgins. We're going to

give you one now, but I don't think you're going to like this one.

Marianne, climb on top of him. It's time you lost your virginity.

Well, this way you can say you did it yourself.

Oh, no, Gail. I'm afraid.

Oh, afraid of what, Marianne? Come on.

Oh, but how can that big thing go inside me? I can't even get a figure. inside.

Oh, it has remarkable stretching ability. Come on, we'll help you. Climb

Oh, no, wait a minute. Wait, you can't make her do that if she doesn't want to.

Oh, yes, we can. Come on, Marianne. Climb up.

Oh, all right. I'll climb up on it. But if it hurts, I'm going to jump right

off. Oh, you're all wet and ready. Come on.

Look, I'll just rub it against you here a little to start so you see how it

feels. Oh, oh.

Take it easy.

Take it easy. Are you feeling all right?

Is anything wrong in there?

I thought I heard someone in pain.

Oh, don't worry, Mother. I'm just reading my poetry to Mr. Harlow.

Oh, it's going in.

Yeah. He's tearing you open, Marianne.

Oh, yes.

It's right in.

Oh, it's just wonderful.

Oh, God, thank God it's gone in.

Oh, I thought you were going to rip me in half.

Oh.

All right, Harlow, now that you're in her, let's see. some action. Let's see

what you can do. Yeah, come on. Show us what a great cocksman you are. Fuck her

hard, Harlow.

Oh, did I take the whole thing?

my virginity, it really hurt.

But I'm all better now and hot for another fucking... No, I'm sorry, Sarah.

can't. My cock is just like a raw piece of meat.

Paula, you better do what she says or we're all going to yell rape and it's

going to be jail for you. Oh, but I can't. Oh, it's too sore.

Come on, you didn't complain so much when you seduced me. It didn't bother

that I was in pain. Come on.

And now as an extra special treat, I'm going to let you use my personal dildo.

Oh, yeah, wow.

Oh, get that thing away from me. Oh, yo.

Keep down, Harley. I'll send you away for life.

Oh.

Oh.

Easy. Oh.

Oh, come on. Easy.

Give me more.

Oh. Give me more. I'm ready now.

It's too tight. Oh.

Oh. I feel it slipping in.

Oh, it's stretching me open.

Okay, Harlow, now that you're in her, let's see some action. Come on, move.

Children,

it's getting very late. Don't you think it's time to send Mr. Harlow home?

Marianne, do you hear me?

It's time for your teacher to leave. Okay, well, we're just finishing up.

be with you in a second.

Okay, Harlow, get dressed and get out of here.

And you're going to remember this night the next time you go pussy hunting for

young girls.

Look at me.

I'm ruined.

There's nothing left of it.

pleased to announce that the entire Sleeper X campaign is back from the lab.

All the TV spots, the salesman's promotions, and the special industrial

how Sleeper X is made.

Mr. Bungle, the president of Sleeper X, will be here shortly to see these films.

If he likes the campaign, we've got the account for next year.

But if he does not approve, then we lose the account, and Phil and Fuller and

Brown is out of business.

Either way, either way, I'd like to thank you all for your efforts.

Hopefully, after the screening, there'll be a victory celebration in the

conference room.

So, I'll see you in the screening room after lunch.

Brother, what a lousy situation.

Poor Mr. Phil.

Gail, why did you single us today?

I have a plan that just might save the agency.

Well, what is it, Gail? What can we do?

When you go out to lunch now, buy yourselves flashlights.

Flashlights? Why do we have to buy flashlights?

I don't know. I don't have all the details worked out, but buy flashlights

bring them to the screening and then stand by and wait for my signal.

Okay, Gail.

We'll do what you say, but I sure hope you know what you're talking about.

So do I, Betty. So do I.

That'll fix his lousy screening.

Wait till Bungle sees this footage in the middle of his Sleeper X commercials.

Should knock him on his ass.

We'll see what a bunch of incompetence he has working for him.

I'll put them all out of business once this footage hits the screen.

They're all bastards.

Every one of them.

If you need just one little push to get you off to dreamland,

take the Sleeper X.

Nighty night, pleasant dreams. Are you tired all day?

Can't sleep at night?

The boss got you down?

Take Sleeper X for a restful night of pleasant dreams.

Sleeper X gives you the sleep that you need, the rest that's required.

Don't walk around all day with that.

Damn amateur filmmakers.

So. Oh, shit.

Bad color.

Lousy cut.

That's a bad shot.

Hey, hey, what's going on here?

What is it, Mr. Bungle? Are you all right?

Oh, yeah, I'm all right.

I'm all right.

Oh,

you like it.

Oh, yeah, I like it. I love it.

But it knocked me on my ass.

I was out for 24 hours straight.

And when I woke up, I found my wife in bed with another man.

So, you too can improve your quality of life.

For a good night's sleep and a safe night's sleep, use Sleeper X.

Nighty night and pleasant dreams.

substituted that reel in.

Stop the projector.

No, don't stop it. This is terrific.

I'm really sorry about this, Mr. Bungle.

I don't know who substituted that reel in, but I'll get to the bottom of this.

I'll get to the bottom of this if there is a bottom.

This

is

really upsetting.

It's a whole fucking orb.

Not quite.

Not quite, but close.

Oh, very close.

Are you close to a decision, Mr. Bungle? Yeah, I'm close.

Oh, I'm close.

We really worked on this campaign.

I hope you like it. Oh, I love it. I love it. It's very tight.

Oh, yes. We tightened the whole campaign.

We made it hard -hitting and right.

Oh, I'm at the point. I'm at the point.

Look at those cuts. Flowing one right into the other.

Yeah, flowing.

Flowing. I'm flowing.

Flowing. Oh, I'm coming.

I'm coming.

Oh. My God, Mr. Bungle, is everything all right?

Yes, everything's just fine.

Great campaign.

Great commercials.

Well, then, may I invite you to a little victory celebration in the conference

room? Uh, with pleasure.

Best damn screening I've been to in years.

I want to congratulate you. We did it. The entire Sleeper X campaign has been

accepted. So let's have that celebration party.

Eat, drink, and get married.

Hey, Gail.

How would you like to come and work for the agency after you graduate?

Really? Are you serious, Ziggy? That would be fantastic.

Sure. Great.

Well, Betty, it worked out all right.

You know, I haven't been able to get you out of my mind ever since that day we

made love in the recording studio.

Do you think a marriage might work out between us?

Mr. Phillips, is this a proposal?

Well, sort of.

Why don't we go to my office and talk about it?

Marianne! Marianne, I've got some news for you.

You have won the scholarship award. It's all yours.

Well, thank you very much. Shows what a little fucking can get you.

Come on, I'll play the details outside.

Sorry, you creep. I've got other plans.

Thank you.

Say, Sarah, that was a pretty fabulous fuck we shared earlier.

Let's say we try it again.

Oh, you look pretty good yourself, Mr. Bumble.

Looks like we're the only ones left.

Anywhere I can take you?

Why don't you fuck off, you creep?

What's the matter? Nobody wants me anymore.

What a fucking mess.

I'm going to some fucking party.

What a job.

Cleaning woman yet.

Goddamn underage cunts no more.