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"Mr. Inzerna, good morning and good work.

8.30 am: The Katanga delegation awaits you to visit the factory,

pre-prepared paper gifts.

10 am: Approval of the CL24 and SG37Z models already seen by you

and now modified according to export pattern.

You don't sign with the ballpoint pen on the meeting table

not to leave your mark on the rosewood table . "

Be very, very honored your visit.

the support of direct contacts with developing peoples is necessary.

If you don't understand well, you ask, pray ...

sorry ... please ...

The more you consume, the more you produce, the more you produce, the more you work,

the more you work, the more enriching, the more enriching, the more consuming,

this being my financial imperative.

My product must be functional but use only once.

This will ensure wonderful renewal of demand.

It seems impossible, all toilet paper.

- Paper? - No real flowers. The paper ones last longer.

Consume, destroy, consume, destroy, consume, destroy.

On behalf of myself and my colleagues , I present to you, Mr. Inzerna,

the senses of our deepest satisfaction with this complex.

This gift, product of our craftsmanship, is an amulet.

- Thank you. - Keep it.

- Should I write? - No, I have to concentrate. - Good.

Give me the experience room.

Send me Irene. But first let her wear this.

- Glory! - Who is?

- It's me, dad. Where's mum? - Mum! There is dad.

- I'm coming ... What is it? -Tonight we have Tascika Gava for lunch.

Yes, we have lunch at les Chan delles.

Can I come to the table too?

- Dad, do you want to eat in the kitchen? - No, but sometimes you get angry ...

Only when you want to intervene in the factory, Goodbye.

Mr. Inzerna, Miss Irene is ready.

Come on.

- How is it going? - Good, and you?

- No, I was saying CL 24 how are you doing? - The panties fit well.

- What about the bra? - Hug well.

- How he breathes. - I was breathing better before.

- I don't usually wear a bra. - Walk up and down.

Do you realize the convenience?

It can hold everything in a handbag like a handkerchief.

Throw away the used one every night and wear a fresh one in the morning.

- It's still bras and paper panties . - Flexibilized paper.

If he doesn't break up with her, he doesn't break up with anyone.

You try to breathe, you breathe deeply.

Hold back. Now, breathe harder.

Deflated. Stronger still.

It does not break! After you!

- Excuse me, I thought he was alone. - Come on, engineer.

Mr. Inzerna, I wanted to warn you that we are ready for that test.

- I summoned the technicians ... - Tell me, tell me ...

Otherwise I will believe that she has never seen a girl in panties.

In the testing room they await us for the test of the SG 37Z.

- That is fine. - Then I would have the merlettoni to show her.

- This is not the time. - Okay, sorry. Good morning.

Let's proceed.

- Skin contact? - Pleasant.

- Notice the difference, with a cotton sheet ? - No, maybe stiffer.

Cover yourself.

- Thermal sensation? - Satisfying.

- Two, two and six. - Sound control.

Silence. Turn around repeatedly.

1 and 2. 1 and 4.

1 and 6. 1 and 9.

1 e 7.

- Two and two? - The noise seems a bit excessive to me.

- Yes. - It seems to me too.

A lower coefficient should be sought .

Let's proceed.

Resistance test: Pull with one hand.

- With both hands. - Force.

Let's face it that we are incapable!

Three months for these results!

I will not put this crap on the market!

No prejudice, mom.

Dad, why do you keep nodding if you don't understand anything?

- What were you talking about? - Of eroticism in Japan.

Good talk, but we don't talk about thermal paper t-shirts , huh?

It seems to me that the basis of our agreement were two ...

You ask him if he is willing to sell the patents?

Honey, he said he doesn't feel like talking business at the dinner table.

Keep talking about eroticism and I'll make a fool of myself.

Don't laugh because you figure it out with me.

Paper plates and cups for dessert.

- I was in Tokyo, I also have a kimono. - Dad, we don't care.

- What did Gloria say? - I ... Dear.

Will I have the right to know what my daughter is saying?

I was wondering if it is true that in Japan they bathe naked with women.

Can't you ask smarter questions ?

Excuse me.

Pretend to translate, dear, your whistle has returned.

I know, but you don't even hear it.

Dear, he has noticed. So go put the tampons

and don't talk to me, I don't know what to answer him.

- You know how nice it is with tampons. - Better than the whistle.

Pardon. I will be right back.

Penalty!

- Pope! - I made you eucalyptus.

- I don't want to do the inhalations. - They're good for you.

- I said no. - Old systems are always the best.

- Dad, you broke my mind. - Do good to donkeys ...

What are you doing?

Ssss! Ikebana.

Make eucalyptus fumenta.

- Open the well! - What well?

What a nightmare! They had locked me up in the well.

The swallow's nests must have hurt you.

No nests! It's these damn tampons in the nose,

they don't make me breathe, they swell me!

My heart seems to be bursting.

And you sleep ... sleep, sleep.

I might as well die, for what you care ...

Are you doing the offense?

Come on let's make peace come on. Up...

come here don't be a child, come.

Come here, take off the mask.

Come close to me. You come.

Enough, enough, enough! so I go crazy!

- This whistle drives me crazy, you're a sadist! - Take it easy.

I can not! This damn whistle gets into my brain!

You look like a pressure cooker!

All right, I'm going to sleep in the study!

But no regrets because I don't come back anymore.

Third lesson of the Arabic language ...

Good morning, Mr. Inzerna.

Welcome to the Salus Bank. They are waiting for you.

Please.

We do not believe we can use these paper sheets.

He's right, the noise is still a bit excessive.

Sweat permeability too.

Above all, the resistance is insufficient, I show you.

She is sorry? Take on the other side.

Pull without fear. Shoot as well.

- See? - I see.

Don't worry, we are already dealing directly with Stockholm

for a new supply of cellulose.

- Excuse me, is that you? - I what?

- Is that you whistling? - Are you referring to the nose whistle?

- It's me. - Excuse me, what is it?

It is an inconvenience that happens to me every now and then when I breathe hard.

- Bothersome? - I'd say!

I will deal directly ...

- Have you ever been examined? - No, I don't have time to waste.

Since it's here ... it's a great opportunity.

In the Salus Bank there are 20 primary doctors , 64 specialized doctors,

- 250 nurses ... - Too many, dear accountant, too many!

- I keep my whistle! - As you want.

Stop, stop. I don't hurt her, stop.

- Have you studied the clarinet? - The clarinet?

Don't you know how a clarinet works?

But look, I sell some paper.

The player, throwing the air inside the instrument,

vibrates a tab that produces sounds

that by pressing the keys make the notes come out.

Do you mean my nose is like a clarinet?

It's not like you can play the Rhapsody in Blue with his nose ,

but in any case she has in her nostril ...

An inflamed mucous tissue

that when it breathes it vibrates and makes it whistle.

Now I decongest ...

So. That's it.

It no longer whistles.

- He saw? - So I'm healed? - We'll see.

Dear Inzerna, Come down. His cruise is over.

Just a cruise!

I have nausea, dizziness and something else too.

What have you found for me?

But what a hurry you are, Inzerna.

Miss, to the cyber room.

Just a few moments.

The Inzerna practice.

- And then we'll know everything! - As the nose whistle passed me,

and if it comes back to me I can decongest it, I say hello.

- The check-up sends him home. - You can also leave,

but I have a duty to tell you that any disease ...

Still with this disease! Mine is just a nuisance.

But even his little ailment can be the spy

of a dysfunction, of a rupture of his psychosomatic equilibrium.

Until we find the reasons for this breakup ...

Have you never looked for the reasons for your breakup?

- What break? - You think that pernacchietta that makes with the nose

... is less annoying than the whistle? - This is congenital.

It's my balance, I should only worry if it disappears.

- And I have to worry because it comes to me? - Do you want some advice?

- Say. - Before you go, talk to Dr. Jemmer Meher.

Women? Women are only comfortable in bed!

- And naked? - Good boy. - See you doctor, Claretta.

Chopin is always Chopin!

I find it very strange that a man like her,

who is basically concerned with safeguarding the hygiene of others

with paper handkerchiefs, napkins and paper sheets

do not convince yourself to take care of your health.

I see. The sick can be a great industry.

But why do you care about the health of someone who is already healthy?

It would be as if I were pretending to sell my paper sheets

to a fabric factory!

The influence of the environment has already been healthy for her,

... became cheerful. - You think? - Yup.

This apartment, which we have destined for you,

it will favorably affect its balance.

Mr. Inzerna, have you seen the bedroom?

I am very balanced, even if it is not easy with her.

- Are you a Catholic? - How?

- Are you Catholic? - Yes, but not practicing.

Very nice, but what if I was a Buddhist?

Here you are.

- Brilliant. - But I was talking about another balance.

- All sick? - Why do you always use this bad word?

Nobody is healthy and nobody is sick, these are guests.

This clinic was created from the remains of a 17th century villa

later expanded and modernized.

It took a great surgeon to gut it like that.

That's Emir Schenkel Teynek,

Shell passes him a million dollars a day.

He accompanied his wife here for treatment.

- The other women who are? - The other wives.

With Shell behind him, he can afford it!

- Genny! If Signora Inzerna arrives, we're at the bar. - Okay.

The relaxation course starts in 5 minutes. Gate 7.

- Two Cinzani? - No. A Cinzano for me and a soft drink for her.

- Do you want to be in charge? - Sure, I'm the doctor.

- What about the suitcases? - The porter will come.

- His daughter is waiting for him in the lobby. - But my wife had to arrive!

- Go, Inzerna, see you soon. - Excuse me.

Doctor Immer!

The Rotschorns, how are you? Please have a seat. How are you?

- We hear a lot of Beethoven, we are in the ninth. - The ninth?

Of course, on the ninth operation.

I've had four in this clinic

and my wife got to the fifth!

But it is a disaster. The fabrics are no longer resistant

they sew me here and unhitch me somewhere else.

- Have you provided for the Rotschorns? - Yes, we assigned him the 250.

This is the third check I make to you during the week.

Of course, you don't want to open a checking account for me .

Why don't you ask me to join the board of directors?

- We're leaving. - Already?

Dad, you won't start playing around like all sick people.

- I was just saying that out of politeness. - Her boyfriend is waiting for you.

Okay, then don't do it anymore. Come on, I'll take you.

- My boyfriend is studying Business and Economics . - A good career.

Yes, because from there they go to customs.

You can find something better than a customs officer.

But the money is there. Haven't you read how many scandals?

If it's a straight, they don't find out.

I like him because he is serious and looks at life with criteria.

The others are industrialists!

A company can go bankrupt at any moment , but customs cannot.

The state never fails, just don't get caught.

Why didn't you get in the car?

- I wanted to see this beautiful garden. - Very strong!

But we're in such a hurry now, dad. So we're leaving, huh?

- Hi Daddy. - Until we meet again. - Until we meet again.

- By the way, dad, did the whistle stop you? - Whistle?

Where are you going with that baggage?

The ladies told me to take him to his apartment.

Do they think I'm joining the Foreign Legion?

I'm home in 2 days. Bring only the necessaire, postpone the rest.

Especially the PMK It has to take responsibility for the expenses.

So far I have spent 850 million, not dried figs!

His father said ...

My dad can tell the shit he wants, I'm not in Hawaii.

Did the ministry provide for that compensation?

The minister takes care of it personally.

Then for a year everything remains covered up.

Better to avoid the ministry and deal directly with Stockholm.

After you!

I disturb?

Engineer, would you spend your holidays in this clinic, huh?

Come on.

- Excuse me, did you fill the test tube? - Test tube?

- Urine. - Ah!

- No, it slipped my mind. - It's needed for checks.

My collaborators.

We take care of ministers and they take care of the pee!

- Is the test tube in the bathroom? - Yes, it's in the bathroom.

But ... I should do it ...

How can I do?

I'm sorry, but it's very urgent for laboratory checks.

But now I really ...

Okay, I'll try.

Miss, do you also do the analyzes at home?

Good this!

- Good morning. - Good morning.

- Goodmorning doctor. - We're having a big meeting today!

- Goodmorning doctor. - How's the whistle going?

Gone. I wait for you to tell me to leave.

Sure, but we had established a great rest,

instead you have transported the whole factory here !

What do you expect? That I wreck my company?

Do you prefer to screw up your body?

You must not undergo excessive psychic excitement!

Turn me on, are you kidding? I'm not the engineer!

Even a eunuch would get excited with the nurses of this clinic .

Don't be a baby and try not to get too tired.

- Good morning gentlemen. - Goodmorning doctor.

- I should tell you something. - Tell me.

- You may very well refuse, it's just a pleasure. - That is?

The daughter of the British ambassador to Tokyo would come and speak to her.

I'm sorry, I do not speak English.

- Speak French? - Yes, the French do.

- Milady asks for your cooperation. - Yes, of course...

I have not understood.

Milady would like you to give her apartment on the first floor to her.

Unfortunately we don't have any others available at the first

and you dear Inzerna should move to the second.

- But fuck you! - Pardon? - Nothing, they're children.

Tell her I'm happy to make myself available to a mother.

Especially since I'm leaving in three or four days.

- Intestine? - Twice daily. - Even during the night?

- During the night hours no. - Feels sexual stimuli.

- Well, normal. - Normal how?

- Normal. - Like before we got here. - Good.

- Do you have itchy skin? - No. Actually not up to now!

- Do you feel the need to drink? - Yup.

- Even during digestion? - All time.

A great need to ingest liquids, but I try to avoid it.

Very well, take these red pills before meals,

this green immediately after meals

and this yellow one before going to bed.

- What is happening? - If you don't know!

I pushed a button.

She pushed the massager's button , blessed son.

Here you are.

Now stop!

I'm tired these are jokes in bad taste, right?

Mr. Inzerna, do we want to point out?

Let's not point out a damn! Excuse me, I'm not mad at you.

- This is the first time I've seen her. - I'm Doctor Naga.

Up to now, I have only spoken to Dr. Claretta.

Dr. Claretta belongs to the 1st floor, here we are on the 2nd.

Let's make him go up by goddamn, we won't be in the Himalayas!

But he can't go up, we're on the second floor here

and therefore you belong to my therapeutic staff.

I'm on the 2nd floor just as a courtesy.

If I'm still here, it's to talk to chief Dr. Strongmind.

- But then why do I get angry? - This is a fair observation.

- She gets mad aimlessly. - No! Instead the purpose is there!

But who will this Doctor Strongmind be? The Eternal Father?

Don't want to see me? Tell him I'm leaving.

I'm leaving now. I will come back when she is less nervous. Goodbye.

Professor Strongmind is waiting for you.

Bravo, Mr. Inzerna, how are you?

- I feel good. - Please don't say anything.

Interesting, a very interesting clinical landscape .

Very well.

These knick-knacks are cute. Plasticized?

Hibernate!

Can't I look the professor in the face ?

For now, he just emphasizes

the hypothalamic aspects, is it true doctor?

Exactly.

- How? - Good good!

Very good.

Go back to your 2nd floor apartment and rest assured.

She is in good condition, never go. Claretta, stay here.

Doctor.

- How did you react to the transfer? - He's gone for now.

The gentleman is served.

Lad.

- Until we meet again. - Good morning thank you.

- Good today, huh, Inzerna? - Smart, colonel!

- Good morning. - Good morning.

My son's motto: "Produce, consume, throw away!"

It's been going well lately,

thanks to materialism which, as you know, has dominated society.

But now man tends to a new spirituality

and then we too go back to the origins.

- What origins are you sorry? - To these.

The holy cards first of all! There was the council, remember that!

The Church is now preparing to live a new golden age!

Therefore: Spirituality, spirituality!

And ... poetry! Above all a lot of poetry!

- Mr. Gerolamo, we have ... - One moment! One moment!

- Say. - We have done a market study,

... but it doesn't turn out ... - I created this paper mill with this.

The Swedes do the market studies

and all those barbarians from the north. We at our market!

Virgins, Saints, calendars, decals for children!

- This is our market! - It is madness!

- I don't think ... - I hope you want to consult your son about this ...

We have a loyal clientele, it would be a shame ...

Now I'm in charge and you already know my decisions, I'm done.

The productivity indices, I have them in the bag.

- Did you dye your hair? - Who? - You! You have them all black!

They are not dyed, it is a cure for the bulb, fantastic!

I brought a bottle for you too,

is a fat extract from pork nails.

Do you know who gave it to me? Sohnitzel that of cured meats.

That, if it could, of the pig would also yield the grunt.

I'll put it here.

Dad, with all the worries I have I don't care about the bulb!

But you don't have to worry, I'm here!

Of course.

You poor pig!

Who founded the Inzerna Cartiera? Let me not forget the undersigned.

But then there were 100 workers, now there are 2500.

Ours is the classic company that has been handed down from father to son.

No! Here it seems to me that it is being handed down from son to father!

- I know you don't want to retire. - Until proven otherwise.

Until proven otherwise, I always have the command stick .

My dear wife is happy too,

a phone call every now and then ... It's convenient for me to stay here!

But I'm not staying here because I'm going home immediately!

- After breakfast? - Yup.

Doctor, he arrived by the way, because I'm going home.

How? Does he go home?

Let's see ... "he goes home".

- She goes home with a fever of 37 and 7. - Yup!

37 e 7?

The measurement this morning speaks for itself

and then it's not only this she also has extrasystoles ...

In a situation like this she can leave when she wants,

but I, as a doctor, have to tell you that you are making an unforgivable nonsense.

- Heard, son? - Dad, shut up, this is not the time!

Don't fret like this, dear man.

In this way he gets nervous and ends up abusing his heart as well.

Oh God! What's in the heart?

There is nothing but she has to let herself be treated, that's why she is here.

Put there. Take off your jacket.

Sometimes my son should be spanked on the butt!

How can I cure myself if they find me a new disease every day ?

First the fever, now the extrasystole,

I looked so good on the first floor! Why did they throw me to the second?

In fact, she should go back to the first floor

we are doing a whole new organization.

There will be category A patients, and category B patients.

The A's will go upstairs, the B's downstairs.

It's a whole new therapeutic organization .

Do you think I can go back to the first floor apartment?

- Of course! But especially if she wants it! - The mouth.

It will be a transcription error!

Here on the list it says that 515 moves to the 3rd floor.

First of all, I'm not 515, but Mr. Inzerna.

Thank you miss, I will make arrangements for you.

Do you do it on purpose? First I have to go to the second for a courtesy

and now for a mistake you moved me to the third one!

If there is a mistake, we will fix it , Inzerna.

But how can I do if they give you the therapy in fits and starts!

- Listen Inzerna, would you like to do me a courtesy? - Of course!

- Go to the third. - No!

The lists are signed by Professor Strongmind

who is now in London for a congress and unfortunately I cannot change them

... without his meaning. - If there is a mistake, let's correct it.

Won't you tell me you don't know the paper-making bureaucracy?

- Would you like an apple? - An apple to me, no thanks.

Who did he take me for? For Adam? Doctor, it takes much more!

I realized it.

- From the accelerated pulse. - Of course, I don't control myself anymore.

Didn't she understand that I am staying here exclusively for her?

I am very healthy, and I can also prove it to you, don't you hear?

- Check it out! - How can I do? She is a constant temptation!

Porco Giuda.

Shock medicine.

Not here in the corridor.

Why don't you come to my room more often ?

- What to do? - To cure me.

Giovanna!

- How do you find me? - You could have made a phone call.

It happened so suddenly!

- It didn't take anything to send a telegram! - I understand. - Excuse me.

Then you say that I'm the usual selfish and I think only of me.

- But how do you find me? - Gorgeous! You made two eyes!

- Two big eyes? - Great! Beautiful!

- Have I lost weight? - You're a little drier.

You are in a clinic, otherwise the scene of jealousy ...

This is not a clinic, it is a Relaxation center.

I've only seen nurses here.

Because I'm temporarily on the third floor, but by mistake,

... I am one who goes down, not up, understand? - No, but it doesn't matter.

Instead it matters because I belong to group A

... if you had belonged to group B ... - You would have come home.

Please don't interrupt me.

If I was in Group B instead of being on this floor, I would be ...

- Among those in group A? - You always interrupt me!

You undress already!

I know you!

- What did you understand. - From the big eyes.

- With big eyes? - They seemed a little eager to me.

Or am I wrong?

- Where's the bathroom? - Here, look.

My love with pancerina!

- They made me wear it, they say it protects. - The tummy?

But what a tummy, the kidney, the kidney.

Why are you always scratching yourself?

- Why it pinches me! - What is it?

A kind of eczema, they say it's the after-effects of the fever.

The temperature is normal now, but I still have it ...

- A great weakness. - No.

He left me a form of dry hives here in my shoulder blade

and on my right hand, that's why I wear the glove.

Do you want to make love, Inzerna?

Now?

- What is that? - Another gimmick: The serial number.

You look like a marine.

Do you scratch me a little behind the shoulder blade?

- Here? - Yup.

- Like this? - No, a little further down. Thank you.

No, wait, look, I'll point you with my finger.

Be careful, go further down ... more ... so ...

No, below ...

and further to the left. Like this.

Ouch! What are you doing?

- There was a stone of sunshine. - Are you crushing my boils now?

- Excuse me. - Here ... there, there, there ... how beautiful.

Scratch, scratch, to my love with the bacon.

And go with the pancerina.

Don't get mad, I like you with bacon.

How nice ... if you knew what a relief!

Also because that's the hardest spot to scratch.

- You like? - Very very much.

- Is it better like this, or like this? - As you want.

- With nails? - But light.

Now that you are there, everything is simpler.

- Do you know what we do? - Shall we make love?

No, we will have you assigned a connecting room.

We will have some beautiful days.

Ready? Ah, hello.

Sure I'm fine, the fever is gone I got eczema.

It's my wife, scratch, scratch, don't worry. Ready?

Sure, if I was waiting for you I was cool.

Imagine if I was not wrong this time too,

but of course I didn't come on purpose,

you phoned that you would come home in two days,

What was I to do with someone who swears and perjures that he has nothing?

Did I have to convince you that you are sick?

Here is Bertino who would like to come and say hello.

- Who is Bertino? - Bertino Forges, don't you remember?

Then tell him if he gives me back that money I lent him.

I understand! You don't want to see anyone.

Otherwise I'll put the check in the bank.

The chores i always get to me! Okay, I get it ... Hi.

Bertino?

- How are you? - He was asking if he can cash your check.

Negriero.

- Mum! I'm going to the riding school! - Yes, bye.

I would have nothing against it, but it is against the regulations,

... this is not a hotel. - But Mr. Inzerna told me that ...

Inzerna is a man full of initiatives, not always happy.

Then I can't stay in the clinic.

The clinic's regulations do not allow this.

Mr. Inzerna is his friend, but also our patient

and we must take care of him.

I will tell you, for a long time I have wanted to be examined,

... I could take advantage of this opportunity. - Tell me the symptoms.

If you have any disturbances it is different,

we save the regulations and please you.

I have a foot that sometimes falls asleep. Maybe that's nonsense.

No, a writer friend of mine says:

"Death always starts from the ankle!"

An electric hand, much more comfortable than the glove.

This hand is more practical, more hygienic.

This is the hand, this is the battery support,

ten hours of autonomy, two spare batteries.

- Did you bring me a toy? - No you use it, it's very good.

- Doctor, forget it. - Look.

Work ... work very deep.

He sees him? Work in depth.

- I don't feel like laughing. - Now I'll prove it to him.

- But that flay me alive. - Saint Bartholomew they skinned him.

- This brings you relief, here you try. - I do.

But sorry, doctor ... doctor, sorry?

- Doctor Salamoia. - Doctor Salamoia?

- Brine? - Yup.

The joke "the sick on the third floor are under Brine,

They have already said it since 1957. An Argentine lawyer was the pioneer.

I have no desire to laugh.

Laugh as well, in the meantime you continue to scratch.

- Are you on the 3rd floor? - I'm the doctor on the 3rd floor, your floor.

Why do they change doctors on every floor ?

- You don't have time to make a friend. - Many plans, many friends.

Can't you be my friend? Give me your hand!

- Yes, here. - Not the hand, the other one.

No, with the glove it is unsanitary.

In fact, you disinfect your hand if you use it elsewhere.

- Eczema spreads. - Why do the stains continue?

Because she scratches at the back then she scratches at the front without disinfecting ...

go on, go on.

Do you mind if I go for a moment to get some air?

You have to get some air and sun, leave the part uncovered!

To me the sun is not good for this I do old-fashioned.

Giovanna?

Giovanna? Giovanna, are you in the bathroom?

- Have you rested well, Mr. Inzerna? - Let's let it go.

- Where did the lady who was with me go? - What lady?

When she brought me the sedative there was a woman next to me.

- I haven't seen anyone. - I'm not stupid!

I remember very well, why don't you remember the woman?

Excuse me for insisting, but I haven't seen anyone. On take the tablets.

I understand, the regulation as discretion,

she is like those monkeys who do not see, do not speak, do not hear ...

No! I speak, hear and see very well.

But I haven't seen any lady.

- Do you wish? - I'm looking for a person.

- Who do you want? - Nothing nothing.

What does he do? Go away!

Inzerna! Doesn't it whistle anymore?

- No, I sing. - Hello!

Inzerna, are you trying to escape?

- If I wanted to go, should I run away? - Yes, but it's not that easy.

She is always undisciplined you can not stay in the women's ward.

- But I was looking for Giovanna! - Who is Giovanna, his wife?

- No, it's that young lady ... - A flirt?

What a flirtation! It's been ten years ...

These are private things. What can be done about eczema?

There is a remedy, but it is useless to tell him, he would say no.

- It is not true. - He says it on principle.

- What is that? - The rays: Inverness. - What are they? - Don't get angry!

Inverness rays are ...

Dear colleague, how are you?

Good. I remind you that there is a round of golf today, are you there?

Yes, of course. One two...

Walk well for a double ankle fracture.

Just a little too martial.

The little hand is only a psychological ploy.

The treatment of the rays is a serious matter, three applications a day,

and I don't want him to go up and down three times a day.

I don't mind going down and up three times a day.

No look, up and down!

- It's not the same? - No, the Inverness rays are on the 4th floor.

So up, not the 2nd floor down.

- And she's on the third, in the middle. - I will go up and down 3 times a day.

- No, it doesn't have to go up and down, it has to stay up. - Because?

So keep your itch, hold your little hand,

scratch as much as you want, don't follow what the doctor says.

- What are you doing here? - Inspector, don't worry.

I'm going to change.

- Do you know they found me? - Are you pregnant? - You know I can't.

- I have an uncooperative eye! - That?

The eye does not cooperate, does not cooperate with the optic nerve.

- What? - If I look to one side, one eye has its speed

... and the other is late. - Well ... you're guercia!

No, I just have a focus delay.

Look, does it look like she's cross-eyed?

No, your eyes are beautiful.

Really? Are you still telling me?

Your eyes are beautiful.

- Oh my God, won't I be cross-eyed too? - Let me see.

No, your eyes are beautiful!

Luckily they found this "non-cooperation"

so I can stay here with you. You know they assigned me 327.

- What floor? - Here, on the third.

- Are not you happy? - Yes, yes.

Coincidentally ... is that ... don't worry.

- I'll fix everything. - Scratch?

No.

Done!

- Merry, champion, we're done. - Finished?

The first application, four more and the eczema is cleared. KO

KO I'm nothing but bullshit!

Mr. Gerolamo, do you allow?

Let him sign the documents and don't worry, everything is fine here.

- It would be better if you told him about it. - No, I have a lot to do.

Go slow and tell him to stay calm.

Your dad says you should look and sign these papers.

If you think I sign these transfers, you are wrong.

Tell him ... no, don't tell him anything, I'll phone him tomorrow.

Don't treat him badly. He is so happy now that he works,

... looks 10 years younger. - Of course, she dyes her hair.

Look! The productivity index fell from 28 to 4 and fell to 24 and 5.

Why do I have to give precise telephone instructions

if then he does what he wants?

Okay, let's not talk about it anymore.

Why didn't Gloria come and why did you make that one come over there?

Gloria ran away from home.

He called me this morning from Stockholm and with Leo,

when Gloria is in crisis she always turns to Leo.

- Why did she run away? - I'd rather not talk about it.

- Do not mention it. - Do you remember Manolo?

Manolo the tall, thin one, the son of the Ramirez.

- Do you remember? - No.

Gloria, you made trouble with Manolo.

- Holy shit ... - I had better not tell you about it.

When he told me, I was terrified .

I am modern ... but at that age!

I wanted to report that worm.

Do you know what he made me read?

A stamped paper in which five boys declare

that with Gloria they were there too!

I slapped her in the face and locked her in her room.

I didn't find her anymore last night.

But as I told you this morning he called me from Stockholm.

Some things are better done in Stockholm than here.

Holy shit ...

I didn't have to tell you.

So why did you tell me? Anita ...

My father is doting, you have no authority ...

I knew it was my fault!

- If Gloria sleeps with someone I can't stay there! - Please!

- I have to go home now! - You're right as soon as you're healed.

I am not sick. Here they make you sick!

Do you know what the doctors do in this clinic?

They put you asleep, they hypnotize you until you have to pay.

By the way, the bill has arrived. That's a nice sum!

- What is there to laugh about? - You 're right , doctors are all the same.

Nice discovery!

- Mr. Inzerna, good morning. - Good morning.

Here we are again with our sample ... Mrs. Inzerna?

Pleased to meet you ma'am, I'm Dr. Paul Daning.

Her husband is fine. Every now and then he plays the victim, but he's just fine.

This morning is a bit 'bang, but we do a good doping.

Excuse me.

- I'm going to leave you these papers. - That is fine. Hello.

- You can stay if you want. - No, I really have to go.

- I'll call you in the morning. - Hello.

- See you then. - No. You stay here!

- What about the car? - Did you come in my wife's car? - Yup...

Then? You will take a taxi.

Doctor, on the first floor you used the "flap".

Here we are on the 4th floor ...

Done. You will see that tomorrow he will feel like a lion!

Risotto with truffles and Bismark steak, OK?

- Roberto, do I look like the type to be fooled? - No because?

- Because I understand everything. - Ah!

Up to now I have allowed myself to be treated as an idiot, but that's enough.

If it's that check, I've had some trouble, but ...

- What's the check got to do with it? I run away! - Are you running away?

- If I don't run away, I'll be screwed. - What need do you have to escape?

- Just say you want to leave. - Do you know what they answer you?

Please Please! Go ahead, though ...

And with that "but" they block you! But I'm fine!

- Roberto, please help me escape! - No...

I really can't take on some responsibilities .

Don't worry about the loan, we'll let it stay a little longer.

Heart tone is not symptomatic in these forms of dyspnea,

but a form of tachycardia that can be controlled by listening.

She went through a critical moment with that escape, but she's better now.

I would suspend any inverness applications that they can cause

kidney flakes and start symptomatic treatment.

- It would be appropriate ... - What did he say? - Silence.

I must also shut up!

Yes, you better shut up,

otherwise I would have too many things to say about this clinic.

- Do we want to continue? - Sure, professor.

- What are you doing in my room? - You who came to ours.

They drugged me.

8:44 pm ... 8:44 pm ... 8:44 pm ...

Try to do 10.

8:44 pm ... 8:44 pm ...

- But ... - Then try 92.

- 8:45 pm ... 8:45 pm ... - What does that mean?

That there is a quarter to 9 o'clock.

- Are you kidding me? - The phone does.

It always answers the Exact Time.

- What floor is this? - The 5th.

It 5º?

I want to check.

It does not end here. I am writing to the Minister of Health.

I make a complaint, it is an abuse of power, a kidnapping.

Ah! Let's go on a hunger strike!

- It's his? - Yes, we ate.

Now eat yourself too, don't be a baby, eat something.

I do what I want!

I want is a word that suits neither a king nor a lover!

What does it mean?

It means that who can ... must not say I want!

And I want to write instead.

As he only believes that in his condition he would do much better

... to eat than to write exposed. - How do you know that I write exhibits?

Here on the 5th floor everyone writes them, I understand them, they feel alone ...

especially those who do not trust in the Lord.

Sister, if you want to preach, go to church.

Inzerna, do we suffer from the heat?

No, what's that got to do with it? I was talking to the nun not to her.

Sure, but stay calm, don't you see how good your companions are?

Now he has to eat, eat then I come back.

Go, go ... ugly, old and unpleasant.

She 5th floor of the nuns the would

beautiful cute, nice and maybe what are they?

I'm not saying that, but the uglier they are, the rude they are.

Maybe when they are ugly, we too are unpleasant.

So how do you explain that when sisters are beautiful and young,

are they also nice?

A beautiful and young nun can only be an angel

otherwise why would she be a nun?

- If you need anything, the doorbell is there. - Thank you.

Now that I'm here I don't need anything anymore.

- Can you have licorice? - Licorice dirties the sheets!

- What he said? Do you like being on 5th? - Yup.

- Because? - The air is better here.

- But they always keep the windows closed! - I like it anyway!

The sooner you go up, the sooner you arrive.

Where does it arrive?

The truth is that you are cowards!

You let yourself be put under like sheep, he with licorice,

that other sings, this other is happy, but not me!

I write and if writing is not enough, I make a complaint

because I need to heal, understand?

If desire was enough to heal, it would be very simple.

But I'm rich, I'm not a poet,

and above all I'm not an old fool!

Does she start crying now?

What should he do? Get rid of laughter?

But do you think you are nice? But who does he think he is?

Here we are all the same!

- Won't he be dead? - Don't worry, nobody dies on the 5th.

- How do you know? - I know it.

However, if it can calm you down ...

Gordon travels on cycloscopic rays and is about to reach Mercury.

What does it do? Do you want to jump downstairs?

I needed the lanyard.

If he needed the tent, he would tear down the building.

Giovanna? Why aren't you on the 3rd floor?

I didn't understand, it seems there was a strike.

No, they want to trap us.

This letter must arrive urgently to the Ministry of Health!

- Yes, but how are you? - To the Ministry of Health, now!

Yes I understand! How are you?

Don't interrupt me all the time, is your eye getting better?

- Still not cooperating. - It's the doctors who don't cooperate.

What happens? Champion, is the "third degree"?

No, I just wanted to talk to the young lady.

And does it make them cold? Good boy! Do we want to make it worse?

Come back, come back.

Why did he get out of bed? What did he do?

Nothing! The curtain fell.

It's not my fault the stuff is spit on here!

Get it fixed.

Getting workers to work in a hospital is not easy!

- Fortunately, the staff of the 5th go on vacation and ... - What does this mean?

That we will have the tent repaired when the inmates are sorted.

- Sorted where? - To the other floors of course!

They want to send us to the sixth!

No! Each will be taken to the most suitable place!

It's a trick they want to send us all to the sixth!

I go there willingly.

She! Because it holds its soul with its teeth, but I don't!

I pay, I'll take private nurses I'm rich ...

And I don't! Yet we leave together!

- I'm not moving from here. - In fact she goes down to the fourth.

Do you see that we must never despair in the Lord?

515 ... 4th floor ... room 418 ... do you believe it now?

Boys! I go down to the 4th!

My nun is beautiful!

Why this sleepover?

- It's the last night of carnival. - How am I?

- Good. Quite exotic. - Why is the guard here?

There is a noble inside they found her at customs with drugs.

- Champagne! - Excellent!

How did Mr. Inzerna get it ?

I bribed a minor: The elevator boy.

- Dear lady. - I am happy to share in your joy.

Those who manage to get off a floor are so rare !

- Did you bring the glass? - Of course!

Thank you. All right then let's go get something. Giovanna?

- Let's drink something. - Pleasure.

- What are you taking, ma'am? - A treat?

- Chocolates? - Thank you. - Chocolates? - Thank you.

- Wants? - Are these chocolates from the clinic? - No.

- His wife is younger than him. - It's not the wife, it's the friend.

- Lady I find it splendid! - Thank you!

It's the lady of 316!

I'm at 318 and I've never had a chance to meet her!

I go out so rarely!

- A liqueur? - Thank you.

- I don't recommend it, champagne arrives . - Then let's wait.

- Did he succeed? - Here's the ice for the champagne,

but I had to wait for the nurse to fall asleep.

Attention, slow or it will make a bang.

- They're bottles of champagne. 515 throws a party. - A party?

It would be forbidden, but let's pretend we don't know.

- He fell! I lost! - It's all her fault!

- Would you like to try her? - The? Thank you.

- Would you like to try it with me? - I'd love that.

Now try her!

- Are you tired? - No, just ... - A little hot.

No, I'm just sweaty, cold sweat.

- Dry off, there are tissues. - Thank you.

Look. Swedish handkerchiefs, yuck!

- Drink some champagne, it's good for you. - Yup.

The sleepover turned out well!

Luckily some music!

Can I dance with you Mr. Inzerna?

Do you allow?

Allows?

Starlet, do you dance?

Poor old men, they have fun. They are already dead and they don't know it!

Signori! Change the ladies!

Ad maiora, Mr. Inzerna! Higher and higher!

It will mean lower and lower!

- Have you got a fever? You are hot. - It will be the excitement.

I am happy to be in your arms.

Mr. Inzerna the son has taken out insurance

about life with our company since 1961.

Half a billion worth of life insurance .

Excuse me, so your visit means that my husband ...

Madam, at this moment your husband

it is what the Salus Bank calls a sixth floor.

It does not seem appropriate to dramatize.

But half a billion would solve so many problems for the paper mill.

Sorry dad. Who is this insurance for?

Of the paper mill ... or ... ours?

The beneficiary is you madam, only you.

These are just details, the paper mill needs you so much,

How much of me, she'll want to apologize right?

But I'm not done, the reason for my visit is another,

a few years ago I would not have come. Once the customer disappeared

The insurance company would have settled the sum.

So is there something wrong with this insurance?

No, it is a simple and wonderful choice.

- How much sugar? - Three Graces.

Love women, but sweet coffee.

Of course they will know what hibernation is.

A person is frozen and continues to live

in a latent state for an indefinite period of time.

The choice to make is this:

Or let the disease run its course,

and in that case dying would make you collect half a billion,

or the Salus Bank financed by our company

It hibernates the customer thus giving the possibility

to medicine to discover the secret of immortality.

In this case what happens?

The insurance does not pay at least for the moment,

but in case the secret of immortality is not discovered

the company would pay scrupulously.

Who knows after how many years! And the paper mill?

I don't think the secret of immortality is serious .

After all, it all boils down to prolonging suffering.

No! This no. Hibernation ensures total insensitivity.

However I realize that you have to reflect,

we don't want to put any pressure.

- I'll take you. - Treats.

We would be delighted if you let us know your decisions as soon as possible

and if they want they can visit the Hibernation plant.

This is a free calendar from our company. Goodbye.

Yup? Oh, the Salus Bank!

It's me.

Hey 1-2-3! I won again, dear!

Inzerna?

Love?

- How are you? - I feel very weak, because ...

- Don't you have an appetite? - No, I would have that but they are doing me ...

- Too strong cures. - My God ... why are you always interrupting me!

- Excuse me love. Then why? - Why what?

Why do you feel so weak?

Why ... but how did you get up here?

I got help from the nurse downstairs.

Downstairs?

Yes, there was a case of scarlet fever on the 4th floor.

Just the room next to mine and then they moved me to 5th.

You don't have to let yourself be transferred, you have to react, they want to trap you.

Miss, what are you doing here?

You know you can't, this is the section reserved for men!

- Leave her alone, it doesn't hurt. - It's forbidden, get out now.

Come!

Hello sweetheart. I will try to return.

Giovanna!

Giovanna, don't be convinced! You are not sick!

How does this damn door open?

We only open this door , from here.

I understand you give us a lot to do, son.

They can't even blame her.

- Let's go to bed. - She's not to blame.

But what does she have to do with it, what does it have to do with it?

Here everyone is busy to be useful to you, to help you.

Here they want to send us all to the 7th floor.

What do you think is on the 7th floor?

I know what's on the 7th floor!

You've never been there, you ca n't know, can I tell you?

There is a great peace, a great tranquility, the best doctors,

more effective cures, what do you think?

- So why don't you go to the 7th floor? - I don't need it.

If it were necessary I would go to the 7th floor , never to the 1st,

with that confusion, that kind of kermesse ...

- You don't convince me. - I didn't mean to convince you, son.

But since you 'll be leaving us in a few days , I just wanted to advise you.

- Will I leave you? - It's been decided, you'll be leaving in a few days.

- You don't swear false, do you? - No!

Then you swear I'm going to leave.

Sure, son, but now cover up, it's better.

This is why I advised you to go to the 7th floor,

now, however, rest that so this evening I will come and say hello to you.

- That is fine? - Can I send a telegram home?

Of course.

It's a temporary arrangement, we have a convention

with the Ibernation Company of New York which provides the transport

and the preservation of the body in the repository in Alaska.

This is the first stage.

We cannot guarantee 100% resurrection yet ,

but we are able to give the maximum of odds.

A kind of suspension.

Gentlemen, do they need any clarification?

- Thanks, we just have to see. - No, thanks, this way.

Hibernation? For me this is a morgue!

We should know what religion thinks about it.

Religion cannot condemn hibernation,

for now it is an adventure that remains limited to the scientific field.

Yes, however, I would first hear the opinion of our reverend.

The reverend will have nothing to object to,

since I am hibernated, that I must live ...

I mean to relive, it doesn't mean that I should never die again.

The Church is not opposed to medicine.

Rather, what is your husband's will?

To heal naturally!

If I can give you some advice ...

If there is any possibility, it is always best to give it a try.

Look here, Anita.

Darling, do you see this gentleman?

She is 30 years old, hibernation time 25 years,

this means that when he comes out he will always have 30 and his wife ...

So your husband in 25 years will always be 40 and you 65.

A rag, a thing to throw away.

Then? What have we decided?

Let's go see dad, maybe he has an idea.

Following this corridor they will find the elevator to the 6th floor.

It's here.

What a phenomenon!

Excuse me, can you turn down the sound? It gives me a headache!

Of course.

Come on! Come on! Beat him up! In the stomach.

To the stomach! It hurts to the stomach!

If she yells like that, there's no point in telling her to turn down the sound.

He's right, but when I see the box I don't understand anything anymore.

He threw it down! God what a KO!

Referee, what does it matter? That's dead and you count?

He promised it on the seventh I'll throw it down!

Good morning, I brought you the Financial Observer.

Didn't you want to see the stock market listing?

No, now I don't want to put it there.

- I'm tired. - Me too. I had to walk seven floors.

And how do they do it for linen ?

There are service elevators, but I can't with the trolley.

- Because they are dirty! - Who says it, good morning!

Mr. Inzerna, what do you think?

- What? - That they don't make him go up with the trolley.

What do you want me to care! Be patient!

It was to talk!

- So, do we do this experiment? - Yup.

- Doctor, I brought you your newspaper. - Thank you.

Please.

- Can I take a look too? - Okay, look.

- But I don't see anything. - Adjust the focus.

This dye is great. Where did you find it?

It is not a tincture, it is a cure for the bulb.

- Would you like some menthol? Makes the skin softer. - That is fine.

My father invented a decoction of mallow.

I had a stomach that went on its own ... now, a watch!

And then do you know what I'm telling you? If the Chinese come ...

who cares!

I can't even worry about the Chinese!

And then the Chinese will shave too, right?

Beautiful. Compared to before, he looks like the son.

Done. That is fine?

Gentleman? Sorry for the chat, here is a mortorium!

See you tomorrow, goodbye.

Who would have thought, for a whistle in the nose!

You are very lucky, a seat on the first floor has just become vacant.

Come on, you are in good hands!

Because? We look so good in black wigs!

I don't know, you know what people are like!

Mom, why don't we have to put them on?

I don't know, I wouldn't want it to be misinterpreted.

But what does it have to do with it? Consuelo and his sister had also put them on,

after all it was a plane crash.

- What do you think, dad? - I would have no doubt!

Gloria is right, it is a form of respect.