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[thunder crashing]

So, I'm not hearing a thank you.

I mean, I just saved your life.

Hekapoo, we were kinda in the middle of something.

In the middle of dying, but hey,

I took you somewhere that will solve all that business.

Welcome to the tavern

at the end of the multiverse!

Come on, are you just gonna stand out there in the rain?

[thunder crashes]

They're with me.

Hey, Moonie, are you coming in?

Come on, you're gonna love this place.

[inhales deeply]

Welcome to the furthest possible place

away from all your problems.

This quaint watering hole sits at the end of reality,

and at the start of complete nonexistence.

Hear, hear!

Oh!

-[growling] -I'm getting a vibe

that we're not welcome here.

Most of these people left their dimensions

to get away from magical issues or power-hungry rulers.

You check both boxes.

What? This doesn't solve any of our problems.

Yeah, it does!

We got a sweet place to hang out

as Mewni gets destroyed.

Hekapoo, give me the scissors.

Wait, what are you doing?

Globgor needs my help.

Yes, but it's too dangerous.

[Star] Yeah, it's too dangerous

because of you!

[Hekapoo] Well, y'all are buzzkills.

I'm gonna go make the best of this mess.

Star, let's just take a seat and talk about this.

What is there to talk about, exactly?

We can't go back to Mewni because we'll die

from a situation that you caused!

So just stay far away from me.

Or better yet, stand over there

where you don't exist.

[laughing]

Was that your daughter?

Talking to you like that?

I could never talk to my mom like that, I tell ya.

-[Eclipsa] That's it! You're done! -Oh, hey, hey!

-Hey, let go! -All done! Game over!

That's my pool cue!

[both straining]

Oof!

So, what do you say, Moon?

You wanna get in a quick game of pool?

How can you even think about that

at a time like this?

My whole entire life

has been a time like this, Moon.

You learn to enjoy these moments.

That's my pool cue.

You should smile more.

I don't know what that means.

You know, I never got a chance to thank you.

Oh, yeah, I put the entire kingdom in jeopardy

and destroyed both of our families.

You're welcome.

No, I mean thank you for freeing my husband.

[Meteora cooing]

I can only assume it was you who asked Rhombulus

to release Globgor at my coronation.

-Your turn! -[Meteora cooing]

[Mina] Monsters of Mewni,

for too long you've plagued our lands

-with your monster treachery! -[monsters whimpering]

Wait, this doesn't feel right.

[sighs] It's just not the same without the king of monsters.

All right, new plan, new plan.

We find Globgor,

then we push these freaks off the cliff.

[Buff Frog grunts]

Don't worry, my babies.

[Buff Frog] Everything will be okay.

Jeez, I am surprised they haven't found us yet.

[Quirky groaning]

Can you check on my devil's mark?

What's a devil's mark?

[Quirky grunts]

Does it still look cool?

Mm, yeah, looks pretty cool.

You know, it's funny.

I feel like I spent my entire life

trying to be cool,

but I only got as far as "quirky."

I know what you mean.

I think quirky is cool.

Really?

Whoa, dude.

Dude, dude, dude!

Cool.

[all screaming]

We're all gonna die!

[groaning]

River, Globby's boo-boos are getting bigger!

We just need to get him to the magic sanctuary!

But what if we don't get him there in time?

The man is a father!

-[Globgor groaning] -He'll make it in time!

Hey, hey, hey there, buddy.

You doing okay?

[Star groans]

Uh, Hekapoo said this place has

the best pomegranate juice in the multiverse.

[slurps]

Ahh. You wanna try?

[groans] I hate magic.

-What, what? -You were right, Marco.

Magic's just-- Ugh!

I don't even know what it is.

I hate magic!

[Marco slurps]

I mean, my wise, royal family keeps

"solving situations" with the stuff,

but "oops," we just cause more problems!

This universe would be better without it.

That's right!

Magic's the worst, and the people

that use it are idiots!

[All] Yeah!

No more magic. No more butterflies.

All we need is me and you.

But magic's what brought us together.

M'lady, a patron sent these over for you.

[Star] Pudding?

[groans]

Mm. [laughs]

Hey there, sport.

Long time no see.

I need a word with you.

Okay... [screams]

[Star grunting]

We have to do something. I can't just be

stuck in here and play pool.

Well, you created those Solarian warriors.

Don't they have some kind of weakness or something?

[Eclipsa] Moon?

-Moon? -Uh...

Do the Solarian warriors have a weakness or what?

Uh, no. Not that I know of.

Look, the way I see it, we have three options.

One, we stay here.

Two, you give me my wand

and I go back to Mewni and blast those warriors

with my Total Anihilation spell,

probably destroying most of the kingdom as well.

-Hmm. -Or three,

you go over there, make amends with your daughter,

and the three of us go back together to unleash

a wicked bunch of nasty business on those warriors.

-[growls] -[Moon sighs]

You're probably right, but she won't even talk to me.

Moon, look, it's our only real option.

-I'm sure once... -[Star grunting]

-[Moon] Star? -[Star grunting]

What was that?

[screaming]

[Star exclaiming]

[exclaiming continues]

[shrieking]

Okay, Glossaryck, that's it!

Aah! Oof!

[panting]

Stupid magic eyeball ride!

Stupid magic Glossaryck dimension!

Well, that hurts my feelings.

You barge into my eyeball unannounced

and then insult my home!

If I knew you were coming, I would've tidied up a bit.

Yep, yup, it's official. I hate magic.

I'm, uh, I'm gonna destroy it.

What? And how are you going to do that?

I could-- I could say the Whispering spell

inside the realm of magic.

[chuckles] Boom!

It's the only way to stop Mina.

Okay, whoa. Calm down.

Look, see? It's all gone.

It's all gone!

[footsteps]

Oh, so now you're gonna just put me in the grandma room.

Why did he put me in the grandma room?

Glossaryck? Glossaryck, please?

Don't leave me here with my dysfunctional family.

[sighs] Okay.

Hi, Eclipsa.

Mother.

Hi, Celena. Wait.

Where's Celena?

[Queens whispering]

Star Butterfly.

It's a grandma reunion.

-[Queens whispering] -[Star] Uh, hello.

[whispering continues]

Hi.

[whispering]

What are we all looking at?

[gasps]

My tapestry, it's finished!

[gasps] Oh, my...

I actually destroy the magic?

So my temper tantrum was right all along!

And they're gone.

Monster castle is looking good.

No Mina,

and everyone is safe and happy.

Okay, great!

Obviously, gonna go destroy the magic now.

Wait, where's Marco?

So, no magic means no Marco?

Actually, no magic means no Glossaryck.

Marco will be fine.

The magic will put him back where he belongs.

On Earth.

But that's not fair!

Plus, that doesn't even make sense.

The magic put Marco in the lint catcher

at the Mewni castle, and it put me in a shed

with Doop-Doop, and my mom on Pie Island.

Oh, I'm sure it had a really good reason to do that.

Well, your mom makes really good pies.

Hey, excuse me! Excuse me!

You need to change this!

My boyfriend, Marco,

he is missing in this picture.

Can you please just add him in there,

like, maybe holding my hand or just--

-Star. -It's just he--

he belongs with me!

-Star! -What?

I think the tapestry is done.

[sighing]

[sniffling, sighing]

So I have to destroy the magic.

I guess this means Toffee was right.

-Surprise! -[gasps]

[eye pops, gurgles]

Aah! Doh!

-[gasps] -Star!

Jeez, we were kinda getting worried about you.

-[Star panting] -Did you, uh,

you figure anything out in there?

[sighs] I'm gonna destroy the magic.

♪ She's a princess winning battles ♪

♪ Through the break of dawn ♪

♪ Don't worry when it's night ♪

♪ 'Cause she will keep the lights on ♪

♪ Oh, there goes a shining star ♪

-♪ Evil won't deter her ♪ -♪ No, sir! ♪

♪ 'Cause magic flows through her ♪

♪ Star Butterfly ♪

♪ She is a shining sta-a-r ♪