Original subtitles

Thanks again, Mr. Slime, for the slime meringue pie.

It was perfect. Not too much meringue.

Glad you could come by, Princess Spiderbite.

Sorry about the, uh, invasion.

[heavy footsteps]

-Whaa-- ?! -Huh?!

[screaming]

[Mina] Whoa! Whoa whoa whoa whoa!

Hold up!

-[visor squeaks] -What happened to Doug-Doug?

[sizzling]

Doug-Doug looks pretty gone-gone if you ask me.

[laughing]

-Oh, no. No, no, no. -[squeak]

Go check his helmet!

Well, boys, it looks like Eclipsa

wants to get weird.

[clucking]

I can get weird, too!

[ominous music playing]

Archibald, close the gate!

-Yes, milady! -Where's Meteora?

[heavy footsteps]

[shrieks]

[helicopter buzzing]

[sing-song] Hello!

Guess what! You're outta options, Princess!

Mina!

I'm givin' you till the crow of this cockerel

to surrender Eclipsa and her husband.

[clucking]

And don't even think about trying anymore

of that magic blasty funny business

like you did to Doug-Doug.

Mina! Get back here and fight!

I'm gonna knock the cheese right off your cracker, you--

you no-good helicopter head!

Star. I appreciate your fighting spirit,

but I don't know if I have the energy to do that spell again.

[laughs] Yeah, that's right!

You're not doing that spell again!

That thing was insane!

I mean, kudos on taking out that Solarian Warrior,

but you decimated everything around it.

So is that rooster gonna crow at sunrise or something?

What? No! It's a dumb bird, Marco.

It crows whenever it wants.

And when it does,

we'll have to be ready for Mina.

[Meteora] Beh!

Beh!

Here, sweetie. Here's your Beh.

Beh!

[eagle screeches]

Whoa!

[heroic music playing]

Unh!

Aah! [grunts]

Star?

Mom! You came!

Oof!

[Star] Did you see them, Mom?

Those soldiers are everywhere!

We defeated one of them,

but it took everything we had!

I'm here to help.

[Talon moans]

[licking]

[Moon] Oh, dear.

Okay, well, this can be treated.

We need to figure out

how to get the glow-wounded to the magic sanctuary.

[knock on door]

[creak]

[labored breath]

Globgor old boy! I heard you were up here!

Thought you could use a good old Dad hang.

[groans]

Is my family okay?

They're fine, yes. [clears throat]

Moon-Pie has everything well in hand.

Uh, she always knows what's right.

You know what you need? Some meat.

Yes! Fix you up right as rain!

Ha ha ha!

[groans]

All right, everyone.

So, yes, we threw everything we had

at the first Solarian Warrior,

and now there are maybe a hundred more.

We need ideas.

Oh, Eclipsa, why don't you do that sweet thing again?

Y'know, that-- With your wand thing?

[imitating spell casting sounds]

-You know, that-- -She's not doing that again.

That was too dangerous.

Uh, I thought it was rad.

My ancestors fought the Solarian Warriors.

Now is my turn.

Whoa, they fought those things?!

How'd they do?

Uh, bad. Very bad.

Everyone die. Total shame.

Ah! [muttering]

River! Where are you going?

I'm going to get that man some meat!

He is a king for corn's sake!

He's a vegetarian!

Fine! I'll get him some chicken!

Moon, can I have a quick word?

[coin drops in slot]

[beep, whirring]

-[thump] -Oh, come on, you stupid thing!

-[thuds] -[Eclipsa grunting]

Rrr! Oh, come on!

Eclipsa, how about I hold the baby while you do that?

No, it's fine, thanks.

[straining]

[machine thuds]

What did you want to talk about?

Ugh! It looks even more stuck now.

How did it get more stuck?

Oh, sorry. Okay...

As you heard, I used a spell on that first warrior.

It was-- It was quite destructive.

I saw the damage.

It's a good thing no one was harmed.

-No one except that Warrior! [laughs] -[forced chuckle]

I may have miscalculated a bit.

-I think I can give it another go. -[giggling]

This time, I'll be more focused.

I figure all I really need to do is take out Mina.

That show of force may be enough

to make an impression on the other warriors.

Thank you, sweetie! Fancy a Snookers?

Thank you, no.

Look, if you think using that spell again is a good idea--

Sorry. I'm a nervous eater.

[munching]

I'm open to suggestions.

Well, I'm not the queen,

but if I were, I'd start by getting the people to safety,

then deal with Mina.

Oh, right! Good idea!

All right, everyone! We have a plan.

We need to get the people of Monstertown to safety.

Buffrog, prepare the glow-wounded for travel

to the magic sanctuary.

Sir Dashing, make sure we have enough provisions for all the evacuees.

Just gonna weigh in one more time on doing that thing again.

I'll get the provisions ready.

[embarrassed babbling]

-How can we help? -[hand clasps]

Marco and I are gonna

take care of the pig goats!

[Marco/Eclipsa/Moon] Pig goats?!

Pig goats!

-Come on, Marco, let's go. -Whoa!

Thank you for your guidance, Moon.

Of course.

Maybe once everyone's ready,

we can sneak out through the canals.

Or, I mean, I know Star wasn't a fan,

but maybe I can use my annihilation spell again

once everybody's safe.

[gate rumbling]

What are you doing?! The warriors are out there!

You and Globgor should surrender.

What?! Moon, what do you mean?

Surrender now, and this is all over.

So what are we doing exactly?

See, here's the thing.

Pig goats are really dumb.

They won't run from danger,

so we gotta put them out to pasture

so they don't end up trapped in here.

Right, uh, I guess what I mean is

this seems a little random.

Shouldn't we help out with the evacuation?

Yeah, we probably should.

It's just I'm so overwhelmed, Marco.

My friends came to help the kingdom,

and then they got wounded,

and it's all my fault.

Yeah, but your mom said the magic sanctuary will fix 'em.

Yeah, I know what she said.

It's just this has been a lot to deal with.

[sighs] I know. I'm bad.

I'm bad. I'm a bad person, right?

My friends are wounded,

and I'm basically hiding.

Hiii-yah!

[bleating]

[pig goats bleating and snorting]

Marco, what was that for?

You're not the only one who can kick in doors.

Come on. Let's decompress.

Show me how to get these pig goats to safety.

Okay, so you know that feeling

when something is so adorable, you just need to

smooooosh it?

-No. -So what you do

is you just harness all that pent-up love

and use it to give 'em a whack!

-[slap] -[squealing]

Easy-peasy taco-breezy!

Okay, yeah, I'm not doing that.

It doesn't hurt them.

It's not that.

I don't like they're eyes.

[both laughing]

Oh, Marco.

Y'know... [chuckles]

I'm glad we're alone together,

'cause there's something I want to talk to you about.

I remember what you said to me in the magic.

Uhh... [laughs]

Okay, well, you're gonna have to remind me what I said

unless it's really weird,

and then maybe I don't wanna know.

[bleating]

[giggles]

Oh, no, I--

I said something weird, didn't I?

Uh... uh...

Look, that place was like--

It was like a dream!

Those were fragments of my subconscious mind!

I don't wanna know!

Marco, you told me you loved me.

[bang]

Ah. Okay.

[Marco, panting] Okay.

Okay, okay.

-[bell clanging] -Okay, okay.

[bleating]

Maybe it was just a fragment

of your subconscious mind, but...

No, it's-- It's not a fragment of anything.

That's the whole Marco.

Y'know, the whole Blood Moon curse.

That ordeal? Well, it's-- it's baloney.

I've felt like this since the beginning.

I mean, I'm not a little boy.

I know that you don't just fall in love at first sight.

[bleating]

The way I feel has just gotten more intense

-since we first met. -[chomp]

And it was intense at the start,

and I know it's in the way.

In the way?

Marco, why does it have to be bad?

It is bad if you don't want it.

Okay, can we kiss?

Uh... please.

Marco, I want you to love me,

because I love you.

[bleating]

I think we have an audience.

[both laughing]

[whispers] The eyes!

Maybe we ought to get back to the others.

Yeah, you're probably right.

-[Marco] Ha-yaah! -[slap]

[squealing]

Well done, Mr. Diaz.

[clucking]

[Marco and Star laughing]

No, I can. I really can.

[laughing]

What the-- ?

What's going on?

Do you want to tell your daughter what you did,

or should I?

Mom, what did you do?

First of all, this did not go down the way I intended.

Uh, I...

What do you mean "intended"?!

Are you-- Are you working for Mina?!

No.

Mina's working for me.

[rooster crows]

♪ She's a princess winning battles ♪

♪ Through the break of dawn ♪

♪ Don't worry when it's night ♪

♪ 'Cause she will keep the lights on ♪

♪ Ohh, there goes a shining star ♪

-♪ Evil won't deter her ♪ -♪ No, sir! ♪

♪ 'Cause magic flows through her ♪

♪ Star Butterfly ♪

♪ She is a shining sta-a-r ♪