Original subtitles

♪♪

[upbeat music plays]

♪ It's gonna get a little weird ♪

♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪

♪ I ain't from round here ♪

♪ I'm from another dimension ♪

♪ Gonna get a little weird, gonna have a good time ♪

♪ I ain't from round here, I'm from another-- woo-hoo ♪

♪ Yea-ah ♪

♪ I'm talking rainbows, I'm talking puppies ♪

♪ Puh-puh-puh-puh- puh-puh-puh-p-u-u-uh ♪

♪ It's gonna get a little weird ♪

♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪

♪ I ain't from round here ♪

♪ I'm from another dimension ♪

[dramatic music playing]

[spell blasts]

[crash]

Step away from the Queen!

Star?! Oh! [gasps]

Hey, you! You think you're a big boy, huh?

Well, there's always a bigger fish!

[warrior groans]

I'm a whale!

[crashing]

Ooh! He's down for the count!

Let's finish the job!

[Eclipsa] No, wait!

It's too dangerous.

That thing, it's a Solarian Warrior!

What? But there hasn't been one for hundreds of years,

except for Mina.

Well, that must be Mina,

and she must have found some of the ancient armor.

We might be able to stop her together.

-Oh! -Whoa! Whoa whoa whoa whoa!

No, you rest, we'll take care of Mina.

Let me introduce you to the greatest warriors

in all of Mewni.

Roll cal!

It's your girl, Kelly!

We got Jorby here!

I'm ready for a fight!

Talon!

Got your backup right here.

Quirky guy.

I'm just here to get hurt!

Rich Pigeon.

My queen, it is an honor to serve--

No! No no no! Seahorse!

Here, Ponyhead!

Guys, this is supposed to be the biiig fight!

Okay? So let's see some hype!

This is gonna be the greatest episode

of The Ponyhead Show ever!

These are the greatest warriors in Mewni?

Well, they're the greatest friends in all of Mewni,

and they fight good.

Star, I don't mean to insult you or your friends,

but she's much too strong.

She almost killed me.

Look, I fought Mina before, and I held my own.

Now come on, team! For Mewni!

And The Ponyhead Show, okay?

-Aah! Aah! Ponyhead? -Stop lagging, Seahorse! Unh!

Be careful.

[wind whistling]

Okay, Mina, where are you?

[groans] Unh!

Oh, no. Sir?! Are you okay?!

Additionally, have you seen the giant suit of armor stomping around?

[groans]

What the... ?

Star! Let's split up!

We'll find her faster that way.

Ooh, no, I don't think we should--

-Let's go Team Kelly! -Whoo-hoo!

W-w-wait! Guys! Let's stay together!

Okay, B-squad, let's patch up the civilian and resume the hunt!

Ohh! Bonus medical drama! Whoo-hoo!

[growls]

Huh! Huh!

Yah!

Uhhh! Clear!

Huh! Huh! Parkour, man!

Double time now!

Hut! Huh! Hoo! Hah!

[panting]

Ohhh!

Hoo!

[groans]

Oh, yeah.

Now, that's some good pain!

Aaah!

[groaning]

[muttering]

[all] Quirky!

[groans] This is pain like I never felt before.

[ominous music playing]

[Globgor groans]

[groaning]

[babbling sadly]

His wounds are expanding!

I've never seen a wound like that before.

What is it?

[Eclipsa] It's from the age of Solaria,

a Mewni queen who wanted to destroy all Monsters.

She created an army of powerful warriors

enchanted with the queen's magic.

The magic made the soldiers unstable

to the point where they destroyed themselves.

All except Mina.

Ah, so Solaria was a crazy lady who made crazy people.

She was also my mother.

Oh. Lucky.

Ah, here it is.

"The Solarian Sword marks its foe with a scar of magic,

which consumes its enemy until..."

[gasps]

Ooh, that does not look good.

[groaning]

Uh! We need to stop that warrior!

Mina! Mina girl!

I wanna make you a starrrr!

It's mind games, honey! It's psychological warfare!

Ohh! Aah! Aah! Aah!

Seahorse! Get the shot! Look at this!

Uh! Hey! [gasps]

Ohh, man.

Aah, Talon!

Don't worry, comrade!

Rich Pigeon is he-- Aah!

-[moaning] -[loud crash]

[dramatic music playing]

[Kelly] Mina!

Aaaaah!

-Whaa! -Ohhhh!

Hey, Mina!

Baby, I got this!

-Charge! -[gasps]

Royal advisers, if Star's plan doesn't work,

we need to have another option.

Well, on Earth, if people get stuck

on what to do about something,

they blow it up.

Typical Earth attitude.

Well, what's your bright idea, buckethead?

-[loud crashes outside] -Oh!

[thud]

Sir Dashing? Fetch the explosives.

Let's blow stuff up!

Aah! Whoa!

Unh!

Now this is quality television, am I right?

Aah! Oh!

Ponyhead!

[heavy footsteps]

Looks like the series finale.

Not!

Oh, never mind!

[straining]

Aaah!

Baby girl? [grunting]

Don't let that monster win!

She is filled with hate.

But you... you need to look around you!

You are surrounded by love!

You've got a big heart, girl!

You got the biggest heart that Mewni has ever seen!

Show her your heart!

Unh! Yaah!

Rainbow Kaiju Battle Armor!

[Ponyhead] Yaah! Girl!

You're so beautiful!

All right, friends, get back to the castle.

Mama's gonna end this.

Ah ha ha ha!

You hear that, Mina?

Our girl's cocky!

[coughs]

-[wind whistling] -[dramatic music playing]

So, do you think this plan is going to work?

Blowing stuff up always works in movies.

[Sir Dashing] You'd better hope it works,

because we packed every ounce of explosive material

that we have into this wagon.

If this plan fails,

then that's all she wrote.

-Aah! -Aah!

Mina! You need to stop this!

You need! To! Stop!

Ugh!

Mewni has changed.

And it's not changing baaack!

[panting]

It's over!

Star, look out!

[rumbling]

Aaaah!

[clack]

[wind whistling]

[heavy footsteps]

Aah!

Aaaah!

Oof!

Ohh! [gasp]

Oh, no!

[spell blasting]

I call the spell which has no name.

My mother's gift with which she reigned.

Eclipse my heart with rightful power.

[explosion]

Stand before the Queen and cower!

Unh!

[wind whistling]

[relieved sigh]

Are you-- Are you okay, Star?

Uh, yeah. Yeah, I'm okay.

Oh, good! 'Cause I need to sit down.

Hoo! [sighs]

I swore I'd never use any of my mother's spells

for fear of turning into her.

And yet, here I am. Ha!

[Marco] Star!

-[panting] -What?

Star!

[gasps] Marco!

[panting]

-[Marco grunts] -[Star sighs]

Star, listen--

Shh! Shh shh shh shh shh!

Shut up, shut up, shut up.

Let me listen to your heartbeat...

[gasps] ...for just one minute.

Oh, okay.

Oh, I am gonna keep you in my pocket from now on.

-What?! -Nothing.

Okay, I can tell by your heart rate

that you have bad news, so lay it on me.

Mina Loveberry is coming to attack Eclipsa.

Dude, you're a little late.

Eclipsa just defeated her with a big ol' spell.

Huzzah!

Uh... that's not Mina.

-What?! -I'm sorry. Pardon me?

I don't know who that is,

but Mina is heading here right now,

and she's not alone.

-[heavy footsteps] -[Sebastian shrieks]

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Wah ha ha ha!

There are... hundreds of them!

Ohh!