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[Marco groans]

Huh? Star?

[grunts, exclaims]

[grunting]

[cries out]

[groans, gasps]

How the heck did I end up in the lint catcher?

-[snap] -Ow! Ow, ow, ow!

How did you get down here?

Huh?

Oh, come on!

[panting, grunting]

[sighs]

-Did you know about this? -[thudding]

[snarling]

[shrieking]

[grunting]

Thanks, Robirda.

-Shutting down the portals was drastic enough. -Hekapoo?

[Rhombulus] Desperate times call for desperate measures.

But she's not even following the plan!

Look, I just want that monster-smoocher out of Mewni,

and she's our best option.

Some risks are worth taking.

-But she's completely crazy! -[crazy laughter]

Oh, I'm the crazy one?

The person saving our kingdom from monster invaders? Ha!

Did you hear that, Queen?

Our kingdom used to be great,

but not anymore.

It's time to give Mewni back to the Mewmans.

[altered voice] And if that makes me crazy...

...I'm as cuckoo-cuckoo- cuckoo as they come.

Sebastian, get me my helmet!

I gotta find Star.

[Star groaning]

Wha...

Oh, where am I?

-You're in Doop Doop's house! -[screams]

Doop Doop! Doop Doop?

[chuckles] I mean, Doop Doop! How? Why? How?

Oh, it was the craziest thing.

I was just laying down, singing to myself, and poof!

Suddenly you're here, and now we're roommates!

Oh, man, it's gonna be so great.

We could stay up all night and talk and paint our nails.

-I don't have arms, but that's okay. -[explosions]

-[gasps] -We can use our imaginations.

Then maybe we could bake some cookies

-and talk about what boys we like... -Wait a minute.

That's coming from my folks' castle!

But let me...

[whistling tune]

-Call Marco! -Calling Marco.

[line rings, static]

Ugh! Useless! Whoa!

What is this?

Definitely don't remember this being here.

Hey! Who goes there?

Oh, uh, I'm sorry.

I'm, um, Star Butterfly.

Oh. My apologies.

I thought you were one of them monsters. Hold on.

[gasps]

-[gasps] Star? -Mom!

The portals aren't working! How did you get to Mewni?

-I found another way. -Hurry! Get inside!

Oh, Mommy, I'm so glad you're okay.

When the portals were shut down, I didn't know.

-I thought something bad happened. -We're okay, Star.

What is going on? I saw smoke and explosions.

Monster Temple is under attack.

Everyone in the village is on lockdown.

What? Oh! Oh, my gosh. We gotta go now. Eclipsa needs us.

Star, I can't just leave.

The Yurt people depend on me to ensure their safety.

Well, I guess that explains this huge wall you guys are putting up.

You there! Gather more stones for the gate!

-And you, shuck that corn! -Aah, okay!

You should stay here too. Its far too dangerous out there.

I've been by Eclipsa's side this whole time.

-I can't abandon her now. -Star, wait!

If you really want to protect me,

you know where I'll be.

That's okay! I didn't want a hug too!

[Janna groaning]

-[Glossaryck] Oh, look. She's finally awake. -What-- [screams]

[Meteora laughing, cooing]

Um, what's going on? Where's Star?

Star is with Doop Doop.

That's, uh, not a real person's name.

Never mind. I should know by now that you are never helpful.

-Hmm. -[giggles]

Hello.

Star? Marco?

-Huh. It is a dang ghost town up in here. -[pounding, people yelling]

[gasps]

[all screaming]

Hey, that's my boot!

[screaming]

[screaming]

-[screaming] -Look out!

Whoa! Thanks for the lifesaving, dude.

Don't thank me yet.

Now, my love!

Ha! [roaring]

-Yeah! -Get the villagers to safety.

-I'll take care of this. -Hurry, everyone!

While it's distracted, get inside, where it's safe!

[screaming]

[chuckles]

Ha, ha!

[roars] Why...

Huh? What? What is...

-What's happening? -[thudding footsteps]

[screaming, groans]

Aah! Globgor! Are you all right?

I'm fine. Just got the wind knocked out of...

-[electrical zapping] -[groans]

Oh, no.

Janna, watch my husband.

-I'll take care of that brute myself. -[Globgor] No.

I can keep fighting. I just need to... [grunts]

-[groans] -[zapping]

[grunts, groans]

[grunts, groans]

[panting] What's... What's happening to me?

-Sweetie. -[man] Don't worry, Eclipsa!

-We'll protect you! -For the queen!

[shouting]

Velvet inferno!

[gasps] Black Widow Calamity Cobweb!

-Let's go. -No. I could still take it!

I hit it with a very powerful spell that barely made a dent!

-We have to fall back! -[groans]

Come on, tough guy.

-[thudding] -[all gasp]

I can't take it anymore.

I need to go back out there and fight that thing!

-[zapping] -[groans]

Absolutely not. You're in no condition to fight.

It's just a flesh wound. It's nothing.

It is not nothing.

I'd recognize that wound anywhere.

That soldier...

-it was a Solarian warrior. -What?

[gasps] A Solarian warrior?

-But how? -Um, yeah.

Should I know what this is, or...

A Solarian super-warrior.

Queen Solaria created them to destroy all monsters.

They were incredibly powerful,

but that power made them unstable.

I don't know how one of them managed to survive for this long.

So what do we do? Can you fix this?

I'm not sure. That sword was specially designed

to do harm to monsters, but I'll do what I can.

-[thudding] -[screams]

[screams]

[groans]

-[zapping] -[groaning]

Globgor, my love, I need you to go hide with Meteora.

-What? -I'm going to try to get that thing

away from our castle.

-Eclipsa! No! [groans] -[zapping]

[screaming]

Get... out... of my kingdom.

-[groans] -Sorry. Is it too tight?

No, no. It's perfect. I feel ready to take on anything...

-[zapping] -[groans]

[exclaims] I'm going to get more bandages.

Dude, maybe you just need to rest.

I just feel like a coward.

I never should've let her to fight that thing alone.

Are you kidding? You can barely make a fist.

What could you possibly do?

Eclipsa knows what she's doing.

She's got this.

This is true. She is terrifying.

I love her so much!

[shouting]

Midnight Shriek.

[groans]

[gasping]

♪ She's a princess ♪

♪ Winning battles Through the break of dawn ♪

♪ Don't worry When it's night ♪

♪ 'Cause she will keep The lights on ♪

♪ Oh, there goes A shining star ♪

♪ Evil won't deter her ♪

♪ 'Cause magic Flows through her ♪

♪ She's a shining star ♪