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♪♪
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♪ It's gonna get a little weird
Gonna get a little wild ♪
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♪ I ain't from around here
I'm from another dimension ♪
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♪ Gonna get a little weird
Gonna have a good time ♪
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♪ I ain't from around here ♪
♪ I'm from another... ♪
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♪ Whoo-hoo! ♪
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♪ Yeah! ♪
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♪ I'm talking rainbows ♪
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♪ I'm talking puppies ♪
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♪ Fa-fa-fa-fa
Fa-fa-foo! ♪
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♪ It's gonna get a little weird
Gonna get a little wild ♪
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♪ I ain't from around here ♪
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♪ I'm from another dimension ♪
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Golly, I'm excited.
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I haven't had a chimichanga
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since I lost my molars
in 1988.
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Whoa. I wasn't even
alive in '88.
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Here you go.
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-Oh, boy! [gasps]
-[rumbling]
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-[people gasping]
-[rumbling stops]
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[chuckles]
Strange weather, huh?
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But nothin' calms the nerves
like a nice chimi--
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-[rumbling]
-[both gasping]
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Well,
how do you like that?
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You know, this place
was built on a tar pit.
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Maybe you ought to check
that there isn't a tar geyser
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bubblin' in the basement.
[chuckles]
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-Good thinking, old chick.
-Now, wait a second.
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What about my...
Oh, there you are.
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-Glittery mad sparkle piano!
-Hi, Star!
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[screams]
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Where is she?
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Exploding incandescent
wrecking ball devastation!
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I got a... got a box
of garbage meat.
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Put it in the hole, Tom.
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[Marco]
So, if this is the magic well,
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it's leading to these boats
traveling here...
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[Star] Try another
malevolent explosion!
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-[splash]
-Yeah. That's it!
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Star, if the magic well
connects Earth and Mewni,
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then what if the first Mewmans
were actually humans?
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Marco! Less talky,
more trashy!
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Sparkling landfill
garbage geyser!
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[Oskar] Star?
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Hey, I didn't know you worked
at Britta's Tacos.
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She doesn't, you clod.
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Uh, so if you don't
work here,
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then what are you doing
in the basement?
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Look, Oskar,
we're kind of in
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an emergency-type
situation here.
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See, I need to get home,
and the only way home
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is down that well and through
a big ol' magic Slip 'N Slide
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that makes ya lose your mind
if you're in it too long.
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So I'm trying to call my
daughter, my unicorn daughter,
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because she stays sane
in the magic, and she can
guide us through in one piece.
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So we're throwing garbage
down the well to get
her attention.
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Garbage?
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Oskar, please,
try to keep up!
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My unicorn daughter
is a total neat freak.
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Don't know where
she got that from.
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But the garbage
we throw down the well
will bring her to us.
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Huh. Well, how about
the meat cooler?
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I bet your unicorn daughter
wouldn't be able to
ignore that big boy.
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[grunting]
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Stop throwing garbage
in here.
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Firstborn! Thank goodness.
You gotta listen.
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We need you to take us into
the well that leads to Mewni.
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Every time you come in here,
you sour this place.
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I cannot help you.
Goodbye.
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So...
what do we do now?
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Well, we don't do
anything.
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Looks like I gotta just
drive in there
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and hopefully make it
back to the Mewni well
before I lose my mind.
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What? No way. You're not
going in there by yourself.
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-We're going together, Star.
-Yeah. Together.
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[all screaming]
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No. No, no, no,
no, no, no, no.
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Thanks for letting us
borrow your car, Oskar!
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What are you doing?
You have to go.
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The last time
you were here,
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you caused a major problem
for me.
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Bee-oop! Okay, look,
here's the deal.
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You're my daughter,
so you have to do what I say.
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I need you to lead us through
the magic to the Mewni well.
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And if you don't,
do you really want four
goo-goo-brained teenagers
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who've lost their minds
running around down here?
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Yeah. That's right.
We're teenagers. We're great
at causing problems.
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If you want to go
back to Mewni,
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then I'll send you
back to Mewni.
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No! No, no.
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Don't do the zappy thing.
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We all have to go
back together.
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Now, be a good daughter unicorn
and pull us to the Mewni well.
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And no more complaining.
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I can't believe
I'm doing this.
Huh. I must be crazy.
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Now, I can't have
any monkey business,
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so just to be safe,
I'm setting the child lock.
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-[lock clicks]
-[scoffs] Star, give us
a little credit.
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Nuh-uh. I can't risk
any of you guys
getting out of the car.
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This place does
crazy things to your mind,
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and if you were to wander off,
you'd be done for, trust me.
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Now, come on.
Let's just sit back
and enjoy the ride.
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[Tom]
It is pretty cool.
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Hey, guys?
What are these things?
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Uh, that's just
a tennis b...
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a tennis b...
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Uh...
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-Hi.
-Hi.
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Oh, boy.
It's already starting?
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All right, say goodbye
to your memories, people.
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What?
It's kicking in already?
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But I'm not ready!
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Looks like somebody
can't handle his magic.
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-[both chuckle]
-Newbie.
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Marco, my man,
sit back and relax.
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Just let it
wash over you.
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What am I doing here?
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I didn't want this.
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Tom... gets what he wants.
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Gets to go home.
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Janna...
gets to be... weird.
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[sighs] I don't get
to have what I want.
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You don't even know
what you want. Yes, I do.
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I want, I w... I want...
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I want-- I want to be...
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to be very small.
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And I want you...
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uh, I want you to put me
in your pocket,
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and I want to stay there,
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and you can just reach in
whenever you want
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and just pat me on the head.
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-Because I love you, Star.
-What'd you just say?
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[laughs] What?
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[screams]
That guy's got three eyes!
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I do? [exclaims]
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Get it-- Get it-- Get it--
Get it off! Get it off!
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It's all right.
It's all right.
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Marco, be cool, man.
That's just...
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Uh, what's
your name again?
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Why, it's, uh...
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Oh, man!
I have no idea!
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Whoa. Cool. All guys
should have three eyes.
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[groans]
I want to go outside!
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We're not supposed to!
But I can't remember why.
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Maybe... we're in...
time-out.
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I mean, we must've done
something bad,
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'cause we're stuck
in this dirty, stinky place,
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and it is so pretty
out there!
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[shrieking]
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[all screaming]
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It has so many legs!
[gasps]
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Oh, my gosh, what if..
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what if that thing
is holding us prisoner?
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You gotta run
that thing over.
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-Oh, do it, do it.
-Sounds good.
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Oh! But I don't remember
how to make the box move.
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Trying... to... remember!
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Relax!
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[exclaims]
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[all laughing]
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I can't tell
if I wanna hug it
or eat it.
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[screams]
What is that?
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-[grunts]
-Watch it!
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[all laughing]
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-Do it again.
-[laughing continues]
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Stop this at once!
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We almost got it!
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Stop!
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-[all exclaim]
-Behave,
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or I will turn this thing
around, so help me...
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We have nearly reached
the Mewni well.
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Just sit still and...
[gasps]
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-[all grunt]
-Where'd she go?
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Maybe she's in that purple stuff
we're sitting in.
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Huh.
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I'm bored.
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Hey, let's go do
something fun.
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Oh, I love fun!
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-Let's do that.
-Okay.
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[shouts]
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[altered voice] Wow.
I am so sorry for that.
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I just blew up.
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I didn't even know
I could do that.
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Oh, boy.
I'm still on fire.
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There's gotta be
an "off" switch
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somewhere here, right?
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Let's go play.
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[all grunting]
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Let me go!
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-[gasps]
-Oh, hello.
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Hey, could you
help us?
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We don't know how to
get out of these things,
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and he's on fire.
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I can't figure it out.
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[gasps] The Mewni...
The Mewni Well...
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is just ahead!
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[gasping]
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Go. Go now,
before he gets--
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[all grunting]
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Oh! The button makes
the rope-y thing let go!
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-[laughing, exclaiming]
-Hey, guys, wait for me!
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Hey, guys, wait for me!
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[both laughing] Whee!
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You're fun.
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[chuckles]
You're fun too.
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[together]
I like you.
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[high-pitched voice]
Excuse me.
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I'm lost.
Have you seen my family?
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I don't know
where they went.
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No. I'm sorry.
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But maybe...
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we can be your family.
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I'd like that.
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[giggles] Okay!
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Aw! I love
our little family!
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Mama, I'm hungry.
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Well, eat up, champ.
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You need to grow up
big and strong.
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[chuckles]
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Whoa!
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-High five.
-[snarling]
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Aw!
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Whew!
It is hot in here.
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I'm... so happy.
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Can we have
a thousand babies?
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You can have those,
but this one's mine.
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[snarling]
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Come here! Mm!
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Looks like you got
another one on the way.
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So this is where
babies come from.
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Yeah. It's okay.
Come to Mama.
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-[snarling]
-You're a big baby.
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[screeching]
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-Wow, you guys play rough.
-[groans]
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No. It doesn't want to play.
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It's sole purpose
is destruction.
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[snarling]
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Oh, I think
they just want to play.
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-See?
-[shrieking]
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You must leave.
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I'm sorry.
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