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What are you doing, nerd?

What are you doing? Stop.

You know I don't like it when you do that.

Why? Because it bothers me.

Stop. Get away from me.

I don't give a shit what my little stepsister thinks.

Are you going to beat me up?

Just leave me alone.

Not yet.

Don't you have homework to do or something?

Stop touching me.

I don't do my homework.

Are you stupid?

Okay, well, you're almost failing math.

I don't know how you're not failing.

I'm not going to fail.

The teacher really likes me.

Okay, well, when you don't do any of your work, and you get solid D's on your

test at most, whatever.

No, I'm cheating on the next one. I'll be fine.

Oh, that's so bad.

I said cheat on the next three tests. I'll be fine. Relax.

Don't cheat on your test.

No, no. I've got a new friend. I'm good.

I'm not going to get caught.

Relax.

Whatever.

Did you finish your homework? Of course I finished my homework. I always finish

my homework. Okay, because you're on your phone.

Yeah, because I finished my homework, so I get free time.

Don't touch me. Stop. Get your feet away.

I'm going to tell on you. For what?

For messing with me.

Being cool?

You're not cool. All the time?

You're not cool.

I'm a badass? You think you're cool, but you're not. Let's get some food.

I don't want to get food. I'm not hungry.

Come on. Let's get like a...

I'll get some Mexican food or something.

I'm not hungry. Go get your own food.

Chicken and stuff.

No.

Do you want me to pay for you again?

Is that what you're asking?

Yeah. No. Stop spending your money on weed and video games and dumb shit.

I don't. And you don't have money for food. I budget everything that I need

I need all that stuff.

You've got money. No.

No.

I'm not hungry. I'm not hungry right now.

God. Go do your homework. Go do something productive with your life for

That's all I do.

Whatever. That's such a lie.

You really don't want to get food?

No, I don't want to get food. Oh, my God. My sister's so lame.

Why do you have to be so lame? Why can't you just, like... Because I like to be

a productive member of society and do what I'm supposed to do and follow the

rules. Oh, my God. That's so boring. Why can't you try that sometimes?

That's so stupid.

Whatever. And also, could you, like... Be a little bit more quiet when you

people home.

Like, I need to study.

What are you talking about?

Like, last night.

What? I could hear her.

We share a wall.

Oh, yeah.

It's not funny. I can't even hear myself think when you're doing that kind of

stuff. What am I supposed to do? Am I supposed to do a bad job?

I can't tell girls to be, like... She's having fun.

Okay, well...

People have things to do that aren't just about fun.

Please be quiet. It's gross. I don't want to hear that kind of stuff.

I don't want to think about my big brother banging the new girl of the

I mean, Stacey had a great time.

I don't care if Stacey had a great time.

I don't care.

You should try. You should try getting laid. No.

I think it would make you, like, not so... It's disgusting.

Do you know, like, you could get pregnant? How have you not gotten a girl

pregnant? Or an STD? Like, it's just gross.

I'd pull out.

That doesn't mean you can't get an STD.

No, I can't get an STD.

What do you mean you can't get an STD? I'm, like, immune.

What do you mean you're immune? Do you know how many times I've had sex without

a condom already? Like, I haven't gotten anything. I'm fine.

That's not how it works.

I just... I don't know. I think I'm different.

You're not built different, okay?

Be safe.

Nasty ass.

I can't feel anything with a condom on.

I... Just jerk off instead.

Don't worry about me.

Fine, I won't. Leave me alone.

I think you're just jealous.

I'm not jealous of you.

You're gross.

Don't touch me!

Leave me alone!

Why are you like this?

Why are you like this?

Stop. That's not even funny.

How old are you?

Are you ever going to grow up? Stop. Are you ever going to grow up?

Act like it. Come on, let's get food.

No. Come on. I'm not getting food with you. I'm not paying for you again. Oh,

God. Really?

No. Don't make a sandwich.

Oh, my God.

You're so gross. You're porn.

You're porn.

Every day. All day. Turn it down.

I have to study.

No. I'm just giving my phone back. No.

No. You have to turn it down. I have to study. What are you doing? Give me my

phone.

Why? No. You're so weird.

Your cock is rubbing all over me.

Well, now just leave it on the ground.

Would you get out of my fucking room?

I'm not doing anything wrong. Don't rub your cock on me.

You're so weird.

Why don't you just touch it?

I don't know.

Just... Don't... Stop messing with me.

Could you leave me alone? I'm not doing anything wrong. You are. We share a

wall. We've shared a wall for years and years and years and you still do this

shit.

You don't have to study. Are you jerking off right now?

Yeah. I'm in my room. I'm going to finish jerking off.

You're gonna jerk off in front of your little sister.

Yeah, you're the one that's in my room, fucking weirdo.

You're a pervert. Stop touching me with your feet.

I don't try to, like, spy on you in your room.

Get out of here. Because I never do anything bad in my room. I can hear you.

whole house can hear you.

Jerking off or having sex is not bad.

It's... You're just jealous because you, like... I don't know, like, don't do

it. Like, you don't have a vagina or something, probably. Stop!

I... I've had sex.

No, you haven't. Yes, I have.

With who?

You don't know him. He goes to a different school.

You're such a fucking liar.

Don't touch me. You're such a liar.

I'm not. I'm not. I'm good at sex.

I'm really good at sex.

No, you're not. Yes, I am. I'm better than probably half the girls you bring

home.

No, you're not. Yes, I am. I could make you come in like two minutes.

Or anyone. Not you specifically, but you know.

You're not even like hot.

I'm hotter than most of the girls you bring home.

I don't think so. You couldn't make me come.

You're a nerd.

I'm not a nerd.

I couldn't make you come.

I'm good at sex.

How many times have you been at sex?

A couple.

But I was good at it.

You're a liar. I'm not a liar.

Don't mess with me.

All right, would you just, like... Would you get out of here so I can finish

your talk?

Are you going to turn your porn back on?

Uh, yeah.

No, then I'm not going to leave.

Why? Just put, like, headphones on.

No, I... Why can't you put headphones on? You're the one watching porn.

Because I don't like that.

I, like, lost my headphones.

And why is that my problem? Why do you make everything my problem?

Would you just get out of here? No.

No. You're a loser. Stop touching me with your feet.

No.

You definitely couldn't make me come. I couldn't make you come in two minutes

from the blowjob.

That's no shot.

No fucking shot.

Mm -hmm.

You'd, like, bite my penis and, like, I would, like, lose my boner.

Shut up. I would not. I'm good at, I'm better than you at everything I do.

No balls. You won't do it.

Show me you've had sex before.

You fucking liar.

Are you going to tell anyone?

Like, only a couple people.

Stop. No, if you tell anyone, I'll... I'll tell them that you forced me to do

it.

Psycho? No!

You can't tell anyone. It's not fair.

Okay, I won't say anything then, but...

I told you I'm good at everything I do, you know that.

I can't believe my little sister's such a slut.

Don't call me that, I'm not a slut.

You're the perv. I bet you've been like listening to me. You've probably been

like listening to me fuck girls and fucking jerk off and like probably

masturbate in your room. I do not.

I do not.

Probably like fantasizing about doing something.

I don't remember. That's gross.

Why would I fantasize about my big brother?

Told you so.

See,

I'm good at sex.

Why do you call me that? That's gross.

It's the last time you had sex.

Like months ago or something. It's been a minute, a while.

This is why you act so crazy all the time.

I don't act crazy. You're the crazy one.

Are you going to tell anyone?

No, I'm not.

Don't you want me to?

I mean, I guess I did.

Yeah.

Your butt looks actually nice.

What is this? Did you get a tattoo?

Yeah, don't tell Mom and Dad.

Don't tell Mom and Dad.

Is it a shark?

Yes. That's crazy.

Me and Ashley got matching ones.

You're bad.

You're so mad at me.

Don't tell me about your ex.

See, I'm good at sex.

Not bad.

Yeah.

You're pretty good at sex too.

See, I told you. Okay, okay, you weren't lying to me. Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

fuck. Oh,

yeah.

do you like it when i look up

I guess so

Just a little more practice.

Thank you.

Does it feel good for you, too?

Yeah, are you stupid?

No, you're the stupid one. You almost made me cum, like, ten times.

Fuck. I don't know.

I don't know why. It just really, really throws me away.

It's making me really horny, too.

Take it on top of you.

Yeah. Yeah, it's true.

Yes.

deep like that

I told you I could make you come.

Yeah.

I won't lie.

Hold on.

I'll get some new headphones, I guess.

Thank you.

Yeah, I need to study.

Maybe you can help me study a little bit, too.

If you teach me a few more things, I'll help you.