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I'm in the middle of a presentation.
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This is unbelievable.
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Whose phone is that? Seriously.
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Okay.
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Well, if you're not gonna answer it, I'm
gonna answer it.
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So we thought we'd start off this week
by reading a little fan mail.
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Dear Picnic Face, season two was
amazing, but season two.
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Oh, yeah.
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This is fan mail from the future.
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Dear Picnic Face, your show is da bomb.
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Mark Little is like a hilarious orb
riding an amazing sea dude. Did you
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these? No.
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Oh, here's one for me.
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Dear Picnic Face, Andy has become
incredibly fat and bald. Why does he
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during the sketches? Thank you for that
one.
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Mark is the best.
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Andy should be replaced by a second
Mark. What is that? Look at this.
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all for Mark. This is insane.
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Dear Picnic Face, Mark really shines in
season three.
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Dear Picnic Face, I'm going to kill Mark
Little.
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Who wrote this?
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Alfonso Green.
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Halifax?
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He lives here in Halifax?
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We'll all miss Mark so much. He was the
backbone of the sketch troupe.
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That's it. I just get murdered in season
four and that's it? You get four
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seasons. Cheryl, where did you get
these?
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The what?
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The future mailman?
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Yeah, he delivers the future mail. Oh,
what? He drives around in a future mail
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van? Do you want me to call him? I'll
just call him.
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Yeah, okay, yeah. Why don't you give him
a call?
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Hello, Cheryl.
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Hey, what's up?
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Good seeing you again.
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Yeah. I'm sorry if my mail has caused
you any distress.
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But for now, the future needs me.
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Goodbye.
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Incredible.
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Did you two have some sort of a
relationship? That got weird.
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I don't want to talk about it.
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Hey, look at the couple over there.
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What do you think they're talking about?
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Oh, honey, what kind of drapes do you
think we should buy?
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Oh, I don't know. I'm too busy with my
job at the stapler factory.
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But, honey, the drapes.
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The drapes are so important.
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Hey, look at that couple over there.
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Are they mocking us?
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Honey, just ignore them.
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Well, no, I'm not going to ignore them.
We come in here to have a nice time, and
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we end up being somebody else's
entertainment.
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You know what?
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Get my gun. No, I won't have you go back
to jail over this. Do you think it's
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funny? Do you think it's funny? Oh,
yeah? Well, let's see who's laughing
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shoot you in the knees.
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I'm gonna shoot you in the knees.
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Don't get my gun.
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Please don't do this. You don't
understand.
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He's unstable.
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So let's see what the fuck...
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Yeah, we're still at the coffee shop.
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What time are we supposed to meet, Chad?
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Shit.
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Yeah. We'll see you in like five.
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Hey, Don.
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Yeah? I want you to know that I'm happy
that you're my best man.
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Don't worry about it.
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We've had some good times, haven't we?
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We have.
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What was that? What was what?
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I don't remember that last part
happening.
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What last part?
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You were breastfeeding me.
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Roger, look, you're obviously just
really nervous. With my mouth on your
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and you were breastfeeding me. Roger,
you're just freaking out over your
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wedding, okay? Just take a breath.
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Do you remember how nervous I was before
my wedding?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Roger? Yeah, Don?
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I just, I want to thank you for being my
best man.
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Don't worry about it, man.
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I mean, you got my back and I got yours.
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Yeah.
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Remember that time when we were studying
for that science test?
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And then we'd fail, so we got a cheat
sheet.
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And we got caught.
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And that's the way.
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Why were you breastfeeding me again?
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Why is your shirt undone?
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Why is there milk on my face?
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Were you breastfeeding me during the
flashback? I've been breastfeeding you
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years. In fact, I'm breastfeeding you
right now.
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everyone so i went over to alfonso's
house the guy who's supposed to murder
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in the future and i talked to him and it
turns out he'd never even heard of
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picnic face so we had this great chat i
showed him some of our videos turns out
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i'm his favorite and yeah so
everything's good he's we're buddies now
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realize you created your own stalker
right no i didn't i created a friend
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if you're gonna get murdered It's nice
to be murdered for love. I'm not going
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get murdered.
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Who's that?
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That's no one. That's my friend, Chevin.
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Chevin? Who's Chevin?
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Yeah, Chevin's a real name. Okay, it's
Alfonso. You geniuses. Yeah, you're
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right, okay? He's a stalker. It's
official. Shit.
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Well, there's like eight missed calls
there.
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What is that?
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That's a picture of me sleeping.
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Okay.
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He put clothes on you. Probably going to
get murdered. You're probably going to
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get murdered. Murder?
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Bill, sorry. You know, I could hypnotize
Alfonso into forgetting all about you
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if you want.
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Since when do you know hypnosis?
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I've always known hypnosis.
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I've hypnotized everyone into thinking
I'm 5 '6 and have red hair.
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You are 5 '6 and have red hair.
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I release you.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Okay.
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All right, Bill.
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For a second, you were a, uh... I was a
what?
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I can't remember.
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We were talking about something... Oh,
no.
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Oh, yeah, you're gonna get murdered.
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Have a great product to sell? I'm tired
of your infomercial actors doing an
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unconvincing job.
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Call Infomercial Plus, and we'll set you
up with an actor who is genuinely un...
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Unable to complete even the simplest
task. Like the man who can't crack an
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The woman who struggles with blankets.
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The man who is unable to cut this much
fruit. I don't know what to do. We got
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bananas. We got oranges.
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Why do you need two different apples?
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Come now. and choose from our extensive
catalog of truly incompetent actors.
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Like the man who can't start a lawn
mower. The guy who can't stop bleeding.
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old man who never puts a lid on his
flowers. The woman who can't handle all
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flour. The person who's constantly
amazed.
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The guy that's dead. The kid that spills
all liquid.
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Allergy boy. The man with the stinkiest
apartment in the world. The guy that
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can't grasp hoses. The man who can't
grow grass. The girl with...
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Ow.
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Ow! I'm sorry.
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Chris, calm down. It's like a pastel
orange.
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I don't even know what this is.
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It's a great word, Chris.
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So call Infomercial Plus today and add
some plus to your infomercial.
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With the magic of eggs.
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Fuck.
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Just drop one of those. Just one.
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Now. This is too hard.
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Don't. Fuck you.
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You ready to prank this guy? Yeah.
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The door was knocked, and yet nobody's
here.
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How odd.
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Was there no one here?
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Nobody.
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What is going on today?
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First supper, now this.
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Supper? The pot roast.
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It was bone dry.
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I'm sorry. Sorry doesn't moisten beef,
Deb.
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Show yourself, Spillings.
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Well, clearly they've returned to
apologize.
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Well, I get it now.
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Wait!
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You know,
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if you ignore them, they'll stop.
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Give me room to think, Deb.
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Show yourselves, pranksters.
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I'll find you, teens.
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I'll find you.
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Please tell me you didn't use our last
wish.
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I can't tell you that. The one we were
saving to wish our invalid son out of
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wheelchair? I used it to find the
identity of the pranksters.
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Wasn't those teens right there in the
garden?
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Yes, the genie already pointed that out,
thanks, Deb. Oh, he's already pointed
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that out. They were hiding behind a bush
next to the stew. Sort of hard to see
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if you're just standing there.
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It's a good use of magic.
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I tried to tell him not to use the wish
on that particular request.
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Oh, like you tried to tell him not to
waste our first two wishes on that?
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Come on, Deb. I wished myself a nice cat
painting, and I needed the second wish
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to make them sexy.
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This is more important to you than our
crippled son? Come on, Deb. He gets his
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legs back. He's going to be running
around town using and abusing drugs and
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putting himself in women.
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I don't think he should. Deb, this is
great. Now that we know who they are, we
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can prank them back.
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What? Deb, come on, quick, go shit in a
bag. We'll find out where they live.
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I'll get a book of matches.
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Okay, I'm not going to shit in a bag.
Come on, Deb, when you said to love and
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cherish, what you really meant was I
will shit in a bag when the situation
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demands it. Okay, that is nowhere in our
vows. Deb, please!
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Grab a brand, rub it in some water,
let's do this! No, I'm going to eat!
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A magic lamp!
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A magic lamp!
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Give me that!
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I am the genie of the lamp. Since you
freed me, I shall grant you three
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We wish to have an invisible man knock
on this dummy's door forever.
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Grant it!
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Would I?
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Great snakes!
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Where are you, you sneaky titties? Dad,
I finished cleaning out the garage. Can
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we use the last wish now?
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Coke Rampage in 2014?
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I don't even do Coke. Okay.
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Let the games begin.
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Oh, wow.
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That's... Is this Coke?
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Oh, man, I can't even feel my face right
now. That's really good Coke.
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I know it's springtime, but I'd say the
forecast calls for a blizzard tonight.
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High chance of flurries. I don't
understand.
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Bit of a snowstorm.
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I don't get it. I'm gonna try your
cocaine.
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Oh, hey, what are you doing with that?
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I, uh, just got a note from myself in
the future saying I need this for a plot
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twist later.
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Kyle Dooley, please have my baby.
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Ooh. Nice.
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How's that even work?
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Um, I don't know.
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One night, I dreamed I was walking along
the beach with the Lord.
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As we walked, I noticed footprints in
the sand.
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Sometimes there were two sets of prints.
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Other times, only one.
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Farther back on the beach, I noticed a
whole crowd of prints, as if a huge
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had walked with Jesus and I.
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Confused, I said, Lord, who made those
prints?
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What? Nobody.
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The Lord laughed awkwardly.
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Seriously, Jesus, I insisted.
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Who joined us on our walk?
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Sheepishly, the Lord came clean.
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My child, as we walked, I became bored
of your banal ramblings.
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Curious to see if you could ever be
interesting, I summoned different
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of you from alternate universes.
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Why, there was bird you and fish you and
you with zippers for eyes and a button
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fly for a mouth, and they were all dead
boring.
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To liven things up, I convinced Gorilla
You to sleep with Lady You.
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You, you found this quite disturbing, so
I turned you into a hat and I wore you.
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Shaken, I cried, Jesus, you said if I
walked with you, you'd never forsake me.
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Forsake you, my son, gasped Jesus.
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No, I saved you.
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When Nazi You tried to take over the
beach and annex gay Jewish Gypsy You, I
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sent everyone home.
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And I was alone.
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and truly bored.
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But then I caught my reflection in a
passing wave, and I laughed.
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I forgot you were still with me, on my
head, as the most interesting of hats.
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A woven straw beret with a neck flap
like a cloth mullet. Oh, my son, I could
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never forsake you, for you are my
favorite hat.
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How am I gonna wake up?
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Previously on Picnic Face.
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You realize you created your own
stalker, right? If you're going to get
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murdered, it's nice to be murdered for
love.
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Maybe I'll be the popular one now.
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Oh, Bill!
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How are you so strong?
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Guess who?
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Alfonso? Bingo!
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Alfonso!
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Oh.
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Okay.
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So, uh, what are you up to?
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Waiting for the bus. Awesome. I love
buses.
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Okay, good.
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All right, there's something I need to
talk to you about, and I hope that you
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don't take this the wrong way. I'm going
as you for Halloween.
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Uh, yeah, so you already did the hair.
Oh, yeah. You like it?
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Don't touch mine.
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Um, you are stalking me.
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I'm not stalking you. I think you are.
I'm just another one of your wacky
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teenage fans.
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How old are you?
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I'm 15.
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You're not, like, 30?
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No, I'm 15. God, I'll be dead by the
time I'm 30.
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Because I will have finished everything
I'm here to do.
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Okay, um, it's just you've got a very
big beard for someone who's... My dad's
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American.
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How would you feel if I asked you to
please stop stalking me?
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Okay. Okay, you see that thing that
you're doing with your mouth where
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mouthing the words that I'm saying?
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Yeah, that thing right there. Right
there. Right there.
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That's a creepy thing.
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You frighten me.
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Please leave me alone.
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Sorry.
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Sorry.
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Oh, okay.
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I'm... No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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I'm sorry.
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That Halloween costume might need a
jacket.
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Think of it as sort of a going -away
gift.
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Going far, far away.
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Awesome. Thank you. Enjoy the jacket.
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Oh, hi, doggie. Hi.
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Sorry, she doesn't usually get so
excited. Oh, that's okay. That's okay.
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Bailey, sit.
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Sorry, I just went whenever she reacted.
I had to check it out. Sure.
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Okay, what is this?
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Well, that's not mine.
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Cocaine.
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Mark? Come here with me.
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Mark!
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Going away for a long time, buddy.
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Mark Little, I'm gonna murder you!
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So in the end, it all worked out. Mark,
you put that guy in prison. Don't you
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think he's going to be a little bit
angry?
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He'll be in there for years.
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Shh, the baby's sleeping.
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How you doing, Kyle?
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I'm great.
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I can't believe you actually had that
girl's baby.
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Well, it is the future, Cheryl.
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I guess it is.
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Who's the future?
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Who's the future?
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You are.
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Who's the future?
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Who's the future?
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Pretty you.
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Oh, no.
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Uh, Mark?
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The letter where Alfonso says he's going
to kill you, it's written on
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Comberville Penitentiary letterhead.
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I beat a baby.
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Nice.
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Please.
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Christopher!
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You call me Christopher!
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Christopher. Christopher, please. Don't
patronize me.
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All right, let's work together here,
okay?
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Any fruit in front of you.
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Are you fucking...
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