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It's times like these with you in me. I
know you've made a memory for
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eternity.
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You know it is the truth.
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Making time for each other, sister and
brother.
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Friends that always love each other.
Year after year and they're still here.
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la la la.
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How is she?
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Still in surgery.
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Poor Ebony. You remember when we first
met her?
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You guys started the troupe, but I never
actually got the story on how you met.
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What?
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We met a long time ago.
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Okay, you get that one. I'll move her
here.
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You see her steal these babies? Yeah.
You? Yeah. Weird.
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Mark.
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I guess it wasn't that long ago. Yeah,
it was just a couple years
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ago.
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Picnic Face will be right back after
this sentence.
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He's 20 minutes late.
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Do you know how lucky we are to even get
this meeting?
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I heard this guy came up with the
concepts for the last five movies to win
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Picture.
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That's a movie.
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That's a movie?
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That's a movie?
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That's a movie. That's a movie.
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That's a movie.
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That's a movie.
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That's a movie.
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That's a movie.
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Who's that for?
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You've been bit by the riddle snake.
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Riddle, riddle, riddle. Riddle snake is
here and riddle snake's a miracle.
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Riddle snake's a man with a tail.
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In order to pass, you must first answer
this one riddle.
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Let's say you had a tail.
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How would you go about getting that
removed?
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A doctor.
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A doctor?
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Yeah. OK.
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Riddle snake is satisfied.
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Riddle snake will let you pass. Riddle
snake will go to the doctor.
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the man with the tail.
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Good, good.
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The riddle snake thanks you.
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Yeah, okay.
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Get this off and out of the woods.
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Get an apartment.
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You're gonna lose my tail and stop being
a weirdo.
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All right.
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All right. All right. All right.
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Welcome to this week's episode of
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Thespian Hour. The program where we look
at the...
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hottest and hippest stars of the stage
and screen alike.
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What is that?
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Cheese.
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Deb, you know we have... Is that cheese?
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Yes, but I brought my own.
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Okay. It just seems to me if you're
going to, you know, ask us that... Try
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Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.
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Up next, we have a very special guest.
He is the star, writer, and director of
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an upcoming independent film entitled
Knock, Eternal Rhythm. Hot title.
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Mr. Pierre Portieres.
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Pierre, welcome.
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So nice to have you. Hello.
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Cheers.
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So, Pierre, tell us, what is your film
about, really?
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Well, my film is a meditation on the
inherent.
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Well, unfortunately, that's all the time
we have for this week's episode of
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Thespian Hour, but... No, I'm okay.
Really, truly. Okay.
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Okay. Oh.
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Okay.
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Welcome back.
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Let's get some coffee.
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We met you and Cheryl at that stand -up
show.
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But where did you two meet?
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Actually, Bill and I have known each
other since we were babies.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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You were those babies?
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Yeah. That happened two years ago. That
means you're two.
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Yep. Then how did you meet your wife?
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Funny story.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Your wife? She
was the other baby?
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Yeah. That makes no sense.
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You're all so tall.
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Am I tall, Brian?
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Or am I just a two -year -old resting on
the shoulders of an old asthmatic man?
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You see that old man?
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High five him.
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boys gather around huddle up hands in
hard work on three chuck hand in the
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circle bud it's your ass over
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here and get that hand in the circle
chuck chuck i'm gonna count to three and
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your hand's not in the goddamn circle
you're off the team
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You goddamn freak.
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Follow me.
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Who are you and why are you doing this
to me?
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I'll show you.
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Chuck, we're going to be best friends
forever.
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Right on, Kevin.
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Recognize me?
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I'm Kevin.
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Kevin and I were the same age.
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I was always a little bit older than
you. Yeah, but not like 50 years older.
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I am not like 50 years older than you.
Yeah, you're like 50 years older. What
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are you talking about? What are you,
like 45?
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I'm 28 years old. You're 28, my foot.
Yeah, we're all 28.
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Show me your birth certificate. I don't
have my birth certificate on me. Okay,
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neither do I. I'm 12.
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You're not 12.
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I'm 12. I don't have my certificate.
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There's no proof.
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You're clearly 80 years old. 80 years
old? Yeah, you're like 80, man.
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I'm married to you.
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I'm going.
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I'm out of here. Okay? Excuse me. I
don't even know why I followed you.
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I'm an idiot.
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Please don't look.
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Don't go.
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James.
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I killed Kevin.
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Welcome back.
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Who's that handsome fellow eating a
boiled egg?
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Hmm, I guess it's me.
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Hey, what's up?
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What's your major?
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Yeah, this one. This is the best one to
eat.
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I don't know what that means.
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Hey there, little boy.
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You want to solve a trivia question?
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Oh, yes. How much hay do you think a
horse eats a day?
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A horse eats between 12 and 15 pounds of
hay a day.
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Have you ever tried hay, little boy?
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It's pretty good. Better than some
things.
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I once ate shit on a dare.
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That was college.
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That's the college experience, you know?
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Eat some shit.
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Yeah, I ate a lot of shit in college.
Next to lasagna, that's probably the
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I ate the most.
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Just bowls of shit.
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Why didn't I say no to any of those
dares?
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You know, looking back, I'd say no if
someone dared me today. I'd say no.
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I'd definitely say no. Maybe I wouldn't.
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No, Brian.
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You and Scott were the last two to join
before Evernote.
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How'd you guys meet?
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I was renting a cottage in the country.
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And that's how we met.
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Sounds like a mess.
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Well,
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it will be a very simple procedure. I'll
just snip it off at the base of your
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spine.
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Will it hurt?
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Oh, hardly at all. We'll just use local
anesthetic.
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That's pretty good.
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You're a very good dancer.
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I'm not bad.
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I'm not cutting it off. I can't. It
would be a crime against art. It's
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It's a gift.
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Please.
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Dance.
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Don't stop.
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Welcome back.
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You must be Ebony's friends.
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She and the baby are healthy. We tried
to perform a C -section, but there were
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complications, so we had to perform an
emergency D -section.
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What is that?
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That's when they cut into her lower back
and pull the baby out from above her
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butt. Your friend is exactly right.
That's where we cut into her lower back
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pull the baby out from above her butt.
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Would you like to see her?
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Hey, son.
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Hey, dad.
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This is the wrong part.
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This is the wrong part. We're in B Ward.
She's in the L Ward. Okay, we're in B
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Ward. All right.
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Yeah, no, this is the third floor. We've
got to go to the fifth floor.
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No, this is the fifth floor. This is the
fifth floor.
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This is the fifth floor. I'm still down
on the third floor.
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Mark, how can I hear you?
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No, ask her.
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Let's just go in this door. There's a
swamp here.
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What is a swamp doing in a hospital?
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It's okay, but the surgery ruined my
lower back tattoo
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Look
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at that nice weight to it. Oh look at
that there and
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Just take a peek under the hood here
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Oh, yeah, that's a good baby. Yeah, good
bone structure there. We can talk to
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Remy for you, maybe get you two, two and
a half for that baby.
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Uh, cha -ching!
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