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Ladies and gentlemen, Jordan Talbot.
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No, you didn't... Just a little bit
faster.
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Just a little bit faster. Ladies and
gentlemen, Jordan Talbot.
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Ladies and gentlemen, Jordan... Ladies
and gentlemen, Jordan Talbot.
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Faster, faster, faster. Ladies and
gentlemen, Jordan Talbot. Let's, hold
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a little higher. No, just down.
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Ladies and gentlemen... Ladies and
gentlemen, Jordan... Wait, just...
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gentlemen, Jordan Talbot.
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Hey, Jordan, what's up?
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Nothing.
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So,
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throughout the episode, you're gonna see
Jordan in a bunch of sketches and
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some... bumpers, and he may even be
featured in the sketch.
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This next sketch shows you why it's good
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to have friends that are real.
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Here's the imaginary friend.
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There. Our sandcastle's all done.
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Think you need the moat? I don't know,
man. Building sandcastles sucks. And
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these imaginary battles are boring.
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It's my imaginary friend, Pickles. He's
a... Hey, guys! You better build your
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moat fast!
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You're gonna have to defend yourself
from all these... Wow!
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Hey! Let's play Tick -Tick -Tock!
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How do you play?
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What's easy!
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Tick -Tick -Tick -Tock! Tick -Tick
-Tock! Tick -Tick -Tock! Tick -Tick
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Tick -Tick -Tock! Tick -Tick -Tock!
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Yay!
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This is... Wow,
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Pickles is awesome!
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I know, right?
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Hey, do you have any imaginary friends?
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Nope. Really?
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Come on, everyone has imaginary friends.
Look, just don't say that word too
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loud, okay?
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Did somebody say imaginary?
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I could have sworn I heard somebody say
that word. Who are they?
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My imaginary Jewish grandparents.
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Look at you, you're filthy.
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Look, you got all this schmutz in your
child's beard.
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Who is this?
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Some sort of a gay cat?
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Well, I am a cat.
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Well, he's a cat. Yeah, it's a gay cat.
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Well, I respectfully disagree.
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Are you talking back to my wife?
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No, I was just respectfully disagreeing.
Now I feel upset.
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You're always upset. You're always
yelling. That's how you drove away
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our real imaginary son. I have no real
imaginary son!
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We're just trying to have a good time.
Please stop.
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Hey, check this out!
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Boots! Tiny boots! Who'd wear those?
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No one. Yeah, nobody. No one cares.
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Anyway, let's get you out of here.
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I don't want to go. Go. Okay.
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See you later, buddy!
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Bye. Oh,
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yeah? Oh, you're so dramatic.
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Drama is all I have. I'm an imaginary
Jewish grandfather.
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Do you still have any...
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Hey, Pickle, where do you go when you're
not with me? Hell.
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What? Want to see a half second of hell?
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Hey,
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Brett, how's it coming?
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Great. Settled in okay?
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Yeah, I'll settle in.
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Just had a couple of changes to the
report you handed in there. Could you
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folder on your desktop there? Just some
procedural things. I understand there's
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a learning curve and you're new here. We
like to have all headings bolded and
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italicized. And we only use Helvetica
font here. Keeps things light and
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informal. No serifs? No problem.
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Little saying we have.
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And could you actually sit up straight?
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in your chair.
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We have another saying here. Bad posture
is generally considered to be inferior
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to good posture. B -P -I -G -C -T -B -I
-T -G -P.
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Just remember the word, B -P -I -G -C -T
-B -I -T -G -P.
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B -P -I -G -C -T -B -I -T -G -P. B -P -I
-G -C -T -B -I -T -G -P. B -P -I -G -C
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-T -B -I -T -G -P. B -P -I -G -C -T -B
-I -T -G -P.
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B -P -I -G -C -T -B -I -T -G -P. Good.
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One more thing I need to show you. Could
you open the January spreadsheet there?
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Sure. When you answer in the
affirmative, instead of saying sure,
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please say yeah with a sharp inward
gasp?
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Yeah? Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Good.
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Keeps things consistent with everyone
else. You don't want to stick out as the
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new guy, eh?
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No. No.
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No. No.
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No. No.
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Now, I do notice you have the top button
of your shirt undone, so I'm just going
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to get this for you.
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Okay. Just going to tighten your tie.
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I'm just going to kind of keep
tightening.
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You're going to lose consciousness
temporarily.
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And I'm just going to take out some
lipstick and just put it on your lips.
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Okay, here we go.
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Great.
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Yeah, it looks good. It looks pretty.
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Yeah, you like to be pretty, eh? I'm
just going to touch your face a little
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now. That's a good face.
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That's a professional face.
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Hi,
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I'm Jordan Talbot. I'm the winner of the
picnic face contest, and you're
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watching a very special episode.
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Hi there, we're Sandra and Judy, two
-thirds of the famous singing Winslet
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triplets, and my stars do we have a
treat for you.
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That's right, Sandra, we are back after
a 10 -year hiatus, and we are so pleased
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to be able to offer you a greatest hits
package, the likes of which you have
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never seen.
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So let's all put on our guitar shoes and
take a strum down memory lane.
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On this three -disc compilation, you'll
find some of your favorite Winslow
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Triplets songs, including our early hits
like Sandra, Judy, and Bonnie.
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Unbreakable Tri -Bone. Triple Three.
Three Cheers for Triplets. Tri -Fun -ta.
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We've even included some honky -tonk
treasures from our sophomore album.
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Three girls, two guitars. That's not
enough guitars. Bonnie needs an
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and an attitude adjustment.
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Three's a crowd. Two might be better.
One of us is allergic to bees. Guess
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one of us is allergic to bees. Bonnie's
allergic to bees. There's a bee in her
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bonnet. There are 20 bees in her bonnet.
Her bonnet is taped to her head. Bee
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death. Sorry, Mom. Success twin.
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Unbreakable double bond.
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And if you order right now, we'll even
throw in our brand new album.
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New albums? One for the money where
you'll find these. Good time party jam.
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Breakable bombs. Unicycle dreams. Too
many for a solo tango. Serious
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Now.
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And keep your eyes peeled for my
upcoming album.
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Feeling kind of lonely.
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Including somebody sure to be featuring.
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What have I done?
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Sisters need sisters.
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Going to the bridge. Nice view from
here.
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I wonder how high up it is.
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Sorry, Mom.
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Honky -tonk remake.
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For your copy of the Winslow Triplets
discography, call 1 -000 -555 -WINS and
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have your credit card information ready.
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Okay, we've got the fan here in the
north end of Halifax outside of a family
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residence. What are you cheering for
today?
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I don't know! Help me!
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Okay, back to you, Trevon.
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Oh, hey, right on. You guys listen to
Hawaiian pop music?
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Yeah, what of it? Oh, cool, man. You got
any Don Ho?
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Tiny bubble.
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I love that stuff. Well, get the hell
out of here with that watered -down Don
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bullshit. This is real Hawaiian pop
music. Tell him, Jamie!
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This is a mixtape I made.
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Sonny Chillingworth.
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Lendward Ka 'apana.
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Give him hell, Jamie!
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Why don't you take Don Ho's dick out of
your ear and come back when you're ready
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to listen to some real Hawaiian pop
music.
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Boom, Jamie, boom!
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Let's murder this guy!
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Hawaiian pop music.
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Each year, thousands of teens fly off
the handle in defense of real Hawaiian
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music. But have you ever wondered how
Hawaiian pop music is made?
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Where does it come from? And how is it
made?
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To find out, let's take a little trip to
Hawaii on the Hawaiian Island Travel
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Toboggan. Ready, Travel Toboggan?
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Here. Aristocrats are busy picking
Hawaiian pop music leaves.
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They'll listen to each leaf, and if it
sounds fresh and interesting, they'll
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it in a basket marked, Real Hawaiian Pop
Music. If it sounds watered down and
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boring, they'll put it in another basket
marked, Don Ho.
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The leaves are delivered to chemists who
boil them into a sweet liqueur, which
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then becomes CDs of all your favorite
Hawaiian pop music bands, including
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Heavens, JoJo Snickers, The Happiest Man
in the World, and The Bernhoff.
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We're the Bernhoff. We love that real
Hawaiian pop music. Not that weak sauce
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downhill bullshit.
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We're the Bernhoff.
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But where do the Hawaiian pop music
leaves come from? To find out, let's
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trip to heaven.
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Yes, God makes the leaves.
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Each morning, he makes ten Hawaiian pop
music leaves by waving his heaven wand,
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which emerges from his beard, making God
look like a bit of a beard unicorn.
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Why does he take the time out of his day
to make the leaves?
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I love Hawaiian pop music, man. The real
shit. Not that Don Ho weak sauce FM
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radio bullshit.
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Man, why'd I make Don Ho in the first
place, man? That guy's weak sauce.
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Beard unicorn!
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But where does God come from?
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From a witch's fist.
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So you can thank the space witch for
that classic Hawaiian pop music sound.
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You're welcome.
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Pretty cool, huh?
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Yo, you say we overreacted? Are you
kidding me, Jamie?
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That guy had shit tape, Jamie!
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Boom, Jamie, boom!
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They call me Lenny, I'm from the kook.
Everybody wants to say what a goof, but
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you know what they mean. They just can't
be me, and that's why they're all so
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easy to pick on, make fun of, laugh at.
If they want, I'll just call them all
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fat. How about I say something meaner? I
got a father and you just got a beaner.
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I got a father and you just got a
beaner.
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I got a father and you just got a
veener. I'm the cool one and you're just
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I got a father and you just got a
veener. I got a father and you just got
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veener. If they want, I'll just call
them all fat.
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Call them all fat. I got a father and
you just got a veener. That means I'm
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and you're just a loogie. Maybe you are
and maybe you're not.
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Loogie.
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I got a father and you just got a
veener. I got a father and you just got
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veener. If they want, I'll just call
them all fat.
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I'll call them off.
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Big fight, big fight, big fight, Jordan.
Big fight.
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Okay, go. Get out of there, Mark.
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Hey, what exactly happened to you? I
don't know.
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It's like a puzzle I have to solve in
reverse.
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I don't know where any of the clues are.
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Please. I was a family man. I've lost
everything. I haven't stopped cheering
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eight years.
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Well,
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there you have it. Back to you,
Tangerine.
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Next sketch, sure for all you friends of
mine, is Big Brother.
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Mr. Leader, the Big Brother campaign was
perfect for your government in 1984
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because you needed to strangle the
populace with fear. But it's not 1984
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anymore.
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The campaign has lost its impact.
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People are tired of fear.
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They're depressed.
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Big Brother needs a fresh image, a new
attitude. What about a softer Big
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Brother? Check this out.
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Oh, that's nice.
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And what says Big Brother better than...
Oh, oh, a little sis.
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Now I know what you're thinking. Big
Brother, little sis, where's the rest of
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the family?
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May I introduce Mama Brother.
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Mama. Cool Tony.
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My man.
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Uncle Akra.
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Catchphrase. And that wacky neighbor,
Mr.
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Kim. Calm down, Mr.
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Kim. So, what do you think?
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Well, thank you, gentlemen, but I don't
think we're going that direction.
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Oh, well,
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we understand.
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All right, if you could just exit
through that door on the left, that
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fantastic. We actually came in through
this door over here.
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Yeah, I know. I'm just going to need you
to leave through the door on your left.
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I left my car running. Just go through
the door marked Bears. Thank you.
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I take my leave of this world knowing I
won't be missed. At least I know I won't
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have to wake up and ain't anymore.
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Sign,
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Sandy Booth.
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I am the genie of the gun.
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Since you've freed me, I shall grant you
free wishes.
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I don't want any wishes. I just want to
die.
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Come on, man.
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Wishes can turn your life around.
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You know what I mean?
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And you could have anything.
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Is it girl trouble?
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Throw a wish my way? Make someone fall
in love with you, you know? Do some
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things?
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No. Won't be, like, weird if I wish her
into liking it. You know what I mean?
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No, I don't want that. Wish for a nice
pair of suede shoes.
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Or maybe a suede bowler hat.
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Who knows? Maybe a swath of raw, uncut
suede.
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Yeah, no, I don't want any of those
things. So, um, goodbye.
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Hey, wait!
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What the hell?
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I thought maybe you had low blood sugar.
Have a nibble. Might pull you out of
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the dumpy dumps. I don't want to eat a
chocolate bar. Man, you got low blood
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sugar written all over you. I don't want
any chocolate. Have a bite. Trust me on
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this one. You'll feel better
immediately.
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I really don't think me eating a
chocolate bar is going to help me with
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this, okay? Sugar has a lot to do with
how a human feels on a moment -to
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basis. I don't want your chocolate bar!
Just eat the fucking chocolate bar and
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be cool, and then we'll chat. Why don't
you eat the chocolate bar if you want it
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so much? I will.
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Faster than you can blink.
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Yeah, okay, how...
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Oh, goodness.
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What? What?
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What?
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Shit. Not worth the price of admission.
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Well,
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that was pretty fat.
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Was it?
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Okay, you know what?
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What are you doing? I'm going to slit my
wrist.
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Hey, wait.
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Cool bracelet.
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Is this an anti -cancer bracelet? You
got it, man. Yeah. I don't have cancer.
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You want it?
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No.
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Oh, help me.
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What?
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00:17:18,700 --> 00:17:22,130
Why did you put me through chemo? I'm
not God. I can't just cure cancer.
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What are you doing with that coaster?
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I'm going to electrocute myself.
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You'll have a hard time doing that with
a psychologist.
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Now, why do you want to kill yourself,
Sandy?
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Will you get rid of this guy? You got
it.
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Stop it!
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Stop it! Stop! Stop!
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Stop! Okay.
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I didn't mean give him cancer.
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I didn't give him cancer. I just made
him bald and then just riddled him
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AIDS.
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00:17:52,650 --> 00:17:53,700
What are you doing?
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00:17:55,230 --> 00:17:56,370
Suede! Suede!
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That's top quality suede, man.
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00:18:00,310 --> 00:18:01,370
Nope. Don't.
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00:18:01,990 --> 00:18:03,040
Suede juice.
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Why do you like suede so much? Why? Yes!
305
00:18:07,590 --> 00:18:08,640
Why?
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00:18:09,770 --> 00:18:10,820
Why?
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Let me tell you why I do this.
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Help me. Please. No.
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When a genie dies, he goes to hell, man.
You can't.
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Gun Genie, this five minutes ago on
here, here, here.
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Here for the bear room.
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Here to apply for the bear room.
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Uh, you know you're actually, uh, there
are real bears in there.
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Yeah, as you see on my resume, certified
bear.
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00:19:31,820 --> 00:19:36,299
It's quite clear that you're not an
actual bear. I mean, I can, I can see
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hands underneath those claws there.
That's, it's a, this is a fairly
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unconvincing costume.
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00:19:43,740 --> 00:19:46,280
It's a real, uh, tough job market, so.
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You know what? All right, fine. You're
hired.
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Right.
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00:19:54,970 --> 00:19:56,020
Hey, Jeff.
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00:19:56,190 --> 00:19:57,240
Working with you?
323
00:20:01,730 --> 00:20:02,780
Um,
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00:20:04,590 --> 00:20:08,590
let's, uh, let's quickly do, we're gonna
have you wrap up the show, okay?
325
00:20:08,591 --> 00:20:11,899
Sorry, we're just really pressed for
time. No problem. We gotta go.
326
00:20:11,900 --> 00:20:14,939
What? We gotta go. I just gotta do one.
We gotta do one more. We're just like
327
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five. Just give me five minutes. No, we
gotta move on. Viv, can you just give me
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00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:19,339
two minutes, please?
329
00:20:19,340 --> 00:20:22,559
No. No. Jordan, just stand. Don't listen
to him. Just stand there. Just stand
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00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:25,399
there. Just stand there. Okay? Jordan,
you're doing great. Okay?
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00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:28,300
Sorry. Just a second, for fuck's sakes.
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Shut up. Shut up.
333
00:20:30,261 --> 00:20:32,259
Sorry. Sorry, man. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
Sorry.
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00:20:32,260 --> 00:20:35,860
Jordan, it's awesome. Jordan, just stand
in the camera.
335
00:20:35,861 --> 00:20:40,629
I'm not Viv. Just give us a second. If
you would actually shut up for a second,
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he could say the line.
337
00:20:42,330 --> 00:20:44,500
If he could just, like, just actually do
it.
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00:20:44,501 --> 00:20:47,249
Please stand in the... I don't mean
to... I'm not yelling at you, man.
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doing fantastic.
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00:20:48,130 --> 00:20:49,270
Holy fuck.
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00:20:49,870 --> 00:20:53,829
Just... Yeah, just... Okay, it's good.
Just look right at the camera. And don't
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listen to this guy. Just don't listen to
Viv. Just look right at the camera,
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00:20:56,130 --> 00:20:58,049
okay? I want you to just hold the tiger,
please.
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Just hold the tiger.
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00:20:59,230 --> 00:21:03,769
Just hold the fucking tiger and just...
Fuck! Guys, shut up! Everybody, just get
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the fuck...
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00:21:09,570 --> 00:21:11,190
Jesus fucking Christ. You people.
348
00:21:11,191 --> 00:21:12,749
Don't listen to him. No.
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Just get the line. We have one minute on
the card. Get the line.
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Go for it. Action. This was an awesome
show, guys. Thanks a lot.
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