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I knew that was going to happen. What?
How?
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I could see the future. Then why didn't
you stop it from happening? I think
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we'll only see four -tenths of a second
in the future. Okay, well, that's
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stupid. Stupid.
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Oh, what the fuck?
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I knew that was going to happen. That's
because you did it. Open credits.
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What?
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Hey, guys, we're Picnic Face, and
welcome to our very first episode.
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We are super excited to have a
television show, but we should probably
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ourselves. Mark. Kyle. Andy.
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Cheryl. Brian McQuarrie. It's kind of
bad timing, because this place that we
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live in and shoot in is really
expensive.
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We're going to have to get part -time
jobs, then.
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Well, I mean, we're...
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Working in part -time jobs, we just
basically have to wait till the
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show money comes in, I guess. No, no,
no, no, no. Everyone working in Canadian
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entertainment has a part -time job,
Andy.
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Name a person.
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I don't know.
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Christopher Plummer. Does Christopher
Plummer have a part -time job?
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Yeah, works for the passport office.
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Brian Adams is a Brian Adams
impersonator.
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Yeah, for times they can't afford the
real Brian Adams.
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David Suzuki, Kraft Dill. That is not a
job.
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Hey, what did our accountant say?
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No, we've got to get a part -time job.
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What?
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Accountant! Is he going to walk all the
way to the accountant?
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That's in Vancouver. That's the other
side of the country. Is that what he's
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doing?
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Accountant!
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Accountant!
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Accountant!
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Accountant!
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Mr. Matheson, I know that you are in
financial trouble.
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This box may be the answer to your
problem.
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If you push this button, two things will
happen.
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One, someone somewhere in the world who
you don't know will die.
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You just push the button.
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You didn't let me finish. Yeah.
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Someone somewhere in the world will die.
Got it. Don't hit it again.
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That's the second. No, just let me
finish.
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But you'll get a million dollars.
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Oh. Yeah.
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Okay.
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Great. That's great. Yeah, you've hit it
three times. You killed three people.
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Why can't I have my million dollars?
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It was supposed to be like a moral
puzzle.
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Yeah, no, that's not how you solve the
puzzle. It's not that kind of puzzle.
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just killed four people.
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Do you understand that?
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Yeah.
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You killed four people. You hit them
four times.
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What?
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Is that... Don't hit it again.
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Okay, no, don't round up. Round up to
what? Five. To five?
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I don't understand. You don't want to
kill... Okay, look. Yeah, here.
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Okay? Here's your million dollars. There
you go.
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Why'd you hit it again? Why'd you hit it
again? I would like a second million
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dollars, please. It doesn't work that
way. You just get one million dollars.
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Take it.
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No deal. That's not what? No what deal?
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I choose the box. Stop hitting the
button. You're not choosing the box. You
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don't get the box. The box isn't part of
the deal.
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Ow, my finger got caught in the box.
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He dunked it.
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They're getting married tomorrow.
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Tomorrow?
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Goddamn, Cassio, you're my best friend.
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I know you got my back through thick and
thin.
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And you sing so sweet. Get me up on my
feet. Got me singing your praises to a
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priest at Samba Beat. And you'd never
stab me in the back unlike that bitch
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Sarah. Remember when we found her with
my boyfriend and her bride took you
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And we wrote a song that night.
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Here's a little taste of what that
sounded like.
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How could you, Sarah?
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I didn't kill you.
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I didn't kill you.
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C to the A to the SIO. You're the only
one I trust because you're the only one
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who knows all the secrets that I whisper
to you late at night when we're under
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my blankets with a flashlight.
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Let's burn this mother down with a
little rock, too.
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Good morning, sir.
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Cut the chitchat, Jameson. What do you
got? Sir, I've got a whole campaign for
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our new line of men's products.
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I'm listening so hard right now.
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Razor. Love them. Men use them, but
here's why they'll use ours.
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We'll show a guy shaving, then all of a
sudden, boom, check out these jet
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planes. Whoa. Rawr.
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Shaving. It's like jet play.
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Exactly, sir. This is your pilot
speaking. Prepare to be so fucking
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that. Deodorant. Spoiler alert.
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I'm listening. Why would people use our
deodorant? Oh, I don't know. Maybe
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because our ads.
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feature a lion riding a sea -doo?
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You just shit my pants. Thank you, sir.
How'd that lion get on that sea -doo?
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The same way our deodorant'll get on
men's pits, sir. Magic. Magic. What
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our line of tweezers? How does a slice
of pizza karate kicking the Statue of
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Liberty in the pit sound, sir? Jesus,
you're giving my ears a boner. Let's
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finish those ears off, sir. Check this
out. Is that a head of lettuce piloting
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helicopter into a bear?
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That's right, sir.
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Floss! Amazing work. If this sandwich
were a woman, I'd get it to fuck you
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now. I'll fuck that sandwich, sir. Yeah.
We're bad.
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We're bad. We're bad.
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We're bad. We're bad.
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We're
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bad.
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In cinema's pornography genre, the male
point of view shot has long been
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popular, allowing the viewer to feel as
though they are experiencing the sex act
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themselves. But in 1978, porn director
Kane Ronson turned the tables and the
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cameras in his hit film, Pumptown.
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Ooh, you like that?
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, put it in me.
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Oh, way ahead of you.
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female point of view shot,
revolutionized pornographic
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rocketed Ronson to fame, along with his
favorite leading man, Bob Morris.
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And we're in the middle of Pumpdown, and
I got an idea.
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And I said, what do I say to you? Well,
you said, why don't you try this one
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right down the barrel? Down the barrel.
Yeah.
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Down the barrel. And you know what? We
turn those cameras around.
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Beautiful. And I said, more of this.
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I want more of this. This is all I want.
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You know?
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Right down the barrel. Down the barrel.
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Do your voice.
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Do it.
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Oh, you like that dipstick, baby?
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Oh, yeah.
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I'm going to fill you right up with
premium diesel.
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Yeah, where are you looking?
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Right down the barrel. That's my boy.
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The female point of view shot became
Ronson's hallmark and was used
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in his 1980 hit, 18 Wheeler.
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Oh, yeah, it's going to be a long haul.
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By 1981, Ronson was the best paid
director in pornography.
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But his fast lane lifestyle began to
take a toll.
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And I go up to the next one and the next
one and the next one. There's so many
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girls in my swimming pool. I do a
cannonball into the pool and girls go
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out to the side. It's amazing.
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I once had a dream. I was fucking the
moon.
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I don't even know if that was a dream.
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I think that actually happened.
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It's not going to stop. It's down the
barrel. It's never going to stop being
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down the barrel. That's life. Life is
down the barrel. You know, you look life
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in the eyes and you can fuck it. But the
porn world would be rocked in 1982 when
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Ronson. at the peak of his fame, was
convicted of drug trafficking and
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to ten years in prison.
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In order to fulfill his contractual
obligations, he had his eight -year -old
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son, Ducton, take over his writing and
directorial duties.
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Here's a scene from Boobies and Toots.
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Ooh, your vagina is all hairy like my
dog.
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His name's Puccini. Oh, can I come to
your house and play with your dog? No,
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in a pee -pee -white pee -pee. I like
you. Let's get married.
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Okay.
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In 1985, unable to withstand the
isolation of prison, Ronson took his own
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He wrote his suicide note into the
script of his posthumous film, The Final
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Curtain.
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I love you all, and I'm sorry if this
decision causes you any pain, but I look
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into the future, and all I see is black.
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Down the barrel. Down the
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barrel.
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So what are you going to do?
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For what? For your job.
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I don't know. I'll just do it.
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I always do. Stuff usually just sort of
comes to me. Like two summers ago, I got
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money from a guy because I let him shave
my head bald.
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That was the summer I went to Europe. It
was fortuitous because I met a fun pack
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of bald guys in Belgium at a hostel.
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And then we all hung out. We were like
the bald guys.
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We all got matching tattoos. Didn't I
show you that?
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Matching throwing star tattoos.
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That's not a throwing star, Mark.
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Yes, it is. No, it's not. That's a
swastika.
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Oh, no.
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We joked around a lot.
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Although, looking back, yeah, some of
those jokes were definitely Nazi jokes.
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What's white and white and white all
over?
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Perfect world.
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Yeah, that's a Nazi joke.
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Why don't you tell the joke to Ebony and
see how she feels? Why? Why wouldn't I?
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Okay, well, maybe because Ebony is
Jewish, so why don't we... Yeah, she's
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Jewish. Oh.
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Don't make that face. No, I'm sorry.
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So, what's white and white and white all
over?
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A perfect world.
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We're not putting this on television.
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Because I'm going to edit it out. I'm
editing this piece and there's no way
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going to put this in. Mark, do you want
everyone to think that you're racist?
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How about this? I edit this piece and
right now you've got a horse for a head.
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What do you mean I have a horse for a
head? Okay, so this tangent has gotten
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horrifying.
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Point is, we really need to get part
-time jobs.
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You son of a bitch!
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Mr. David, congratulations, you're a
father.
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And he's healthy.
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Got ten fingers and ten toes.
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But that's all.
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Oh, God. No. Oh, no.
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Oh, no. Some people can't even have
babies.
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Black hole.
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Black hole.
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Black hole.
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Doing it dirty.
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On my signal, we're going over that
ridge and we're not coming back till
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goddamn German is dead.
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Oh, man.
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Can you imagine if we actually won this
thing?
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Wouldn't that be weird?
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What would you do if we actually won?
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Would you be like, yeah, we did it.
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Yeah,
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sure. Yeah, I guess so. What if we went
over there? We got in the trench.
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And then I turned out no one was there.
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It was just the flies.
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And those were the enemy? The flies were
the enemy? What would you do?
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I don't know. I don't... What if I got
over there and I got shot right in the
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head? And I couldn't say any of my
answers anymore?
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Wouldn't that be weird?
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Yeah, I guess it would be weird, sure.
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Would you help me out?
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No, I would not help you out. That's
just not that big of a disability. What
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you think of the hues? Keep your head
down. Hey, the moon is out.
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They can see us. Can you imagine if
there was no moon?
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There'd be no werewolves. There are no
werewolves anyway.
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Yeah, but what if there were werewolves?
No, there's never going to be. Just
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shut up. Why do you keep doing this?
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What would you do if you only had two
weeks to live, but you were trapped in a
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plaster mold of your own fate?
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I don't know.
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Who asked that question?
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I'm just curious. What would you do if
your name was Beef Soup?
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I would change it.
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Kevin!
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Kevin! Oh, my God, you've been shot.
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Oh, my God.
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I'm not going to make it, man.
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You're going to make it.
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Just stay with me, buddy. Look at me.
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I need you to get this letter to my
wife.
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Okay.
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Listen, Kevin, look at me.
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Kevin, can you imagine if when I gave
this letter to your wife, it turned out
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she was an owl?
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Wouldn't that be weird?
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Do you know the internet password?
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Yeah, it's RVG98765.
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It didn't work.
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Put a rubber on that dunk.
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Accountant!
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Accountant!
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Accountant!
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Accountant!
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Yeah.
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Jumba Wumba!
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So, we all got fired from our jobs,
pretty much.
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I liked my job.
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Okay,
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Cheryl, you know what? You gotta put
that away.
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Don't you fucking tell me what to do,
Andrew!
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That will be our landlord coming to the
big desk. Oh, hey, Mark.
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We actually thought you were the
landlord just now.
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I am.
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What?
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Yeah.
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You'd be surprised how much money you
can make walking down the street with
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face. I bought the place.
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That's amazing.
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Yeah, that's great.
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We were so worried.
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Yeah. So, um, when are you guys moving
out?
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I'm sorry?
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I'm a landlord. This is what I do for a
job right now. Am I being crazy here?
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Bummer. You're a friend.
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No.
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I am your landlord.
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I don't know what part of this you don't
understand, but let me make it very
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clear. You pay rent.
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To stay in the house that I own.
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How you doing, big guy?
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Better. Hey, listen.
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I thought about it, and you guys can
keep the apartment.
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I guess I had a change of heart.
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Okay, can someone take care of this for
me, please?
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Oh,
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a nurse?
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Oh, hey, guys.
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I'm just here mascotting for Ed's
bedpans.
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The real nurse will be here in a minute.
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I got that!
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Late
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afternoon,
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another day is nearly done.
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A darker gray is breaking through a
lighter one.
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A thousand sharpened elbows in the
underground.
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A hollow hurried sound.
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Feet on polished floor.
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