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Here we go! Yes!
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I win! I win!
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I finally beat you
in a video game.
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In your face, Malcolm.
In your face.
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Dad, Dad...
Yes!
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The goal of Video Golf
is to get the fewestpoints.
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Oh...
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Nice game.
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♪ Yes, no, maybe
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♪ I don't know
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♪ Can you repeat the question?
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ You're not
the boss of me now ♪
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ And you're not so big
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ You're not
the boss of me now ♪
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ And you're not so big
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♪ Life is unfair.
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DEWEY: Give it! REESE: No way.
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CRAIG: Okay, I'm going
to do a load of colors,
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then a load of whites,
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so if you have any clothes
in your room you want...
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Craig's been over here every day
helping out with the chores
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since Mom went to her sister's.
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It was two weeks before we
figured out nobody asked him.
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So Dad's in charge.
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Ow!
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Boys, quit horsing around
and eat your dinner.
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Ah!
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
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Stop it! Stop!
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Now we are at
zero tolerance now!
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Do you hear me? Zero tolerance!
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You boys have got
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to learn to behave!
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From now on...
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Who wants more
mac and cheese?
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All right. Move it.Yeah. Me first.
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That is it!
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Sit down!
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Just because your mother
isn't here
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is no excuse to misbehave.
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Now when I say zero tolerance,
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I mean zerotolerance.
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Tolerance
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to the zero degree.
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I'm talking zip,
nada, zilch.
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In terms of tolerance.
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[phone rings]I'll get it.
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Malcolm...Hello.
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We are having a discussion.
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It's Stevie, he needs help
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with his math homework.
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Go.
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So if your want to derive wave
maps in two space dimensions,
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you have to make sure
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you're talking about
equivariant wave maps or else...
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You can't keep calling me here.
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I was guessing that you'd
get to the phone first.
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Nicki, if my parents figure out
we're still going out,
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I'll get totally nailed.
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Then we'll never
get to see each other.
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I know it's hard,
but we have to be more careful.
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Well, I'm bored,
and my dad's gone for a while.
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I'll be right over.
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HAL:
Okay, that is it!
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We are at zero
tolerance now.
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Zero tolerance!
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♪ That's the night
that the lights went out ♪
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♪ In Georgia
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♪ That's the night that
they hung an innocent man ♪
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♪ Well, don't trust your soul
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♪ To no backwoods
Southern lawyer ♪
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♪ 'Cause the judge
in the town's ♪
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♪ Got bloodstains on his hands
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♪ Bloody, bloody hands.
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Yeah!
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Fantastic.
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Once again you two
have blown off my socks.
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Francis, meet my nephew,
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Willy.
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He doesn't speak English.
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Hello.
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Willy will be
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staying with us until
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his work visa gets
straightened out.
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GRETCHEN:
Until then
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we will get to hear
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his wonderful playing
every day, no?
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Otto, let's get
our sheet music.
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We can do our duet of
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"Don't Go Breaking
My Heart."
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Ja.It is not so much a song
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as it is a lovers'
conversation.
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Come.
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So...
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how do you like
America?
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Well... nice to meet you.
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[music patterns matching
Francis' steps]
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MALCOLM:
It's so weird at my house.
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Nobody ever
answers the phone.
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My brothers are seeing
who can go the longest
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without changing
their underwear.
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I never thought
I'd miss my mom.
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I still don't,
but I'm getting close.
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Well, it sounds like a drag,
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but at least it's going
to be over in a month or two.
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Oh, by the way, did I
tell you that my dad's
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going to bring Trish
to my birthday party?
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Who's Trish?
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Trish-- the woman that
my dad has been seeing
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for the past four months
who totally hates me.
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Malcolm,
I told you about her.
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Did I tell you
my dad has taken
away all my CDs?
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He says it's because
I play them too loud,
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but I'm pretty
sure I heard him
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listening to them
in the garage.
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Malcolm, do you think for,
like, once,
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we could talk about my problems?
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Oh. Okay, sure.
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Well, what are they?
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What are they?
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I've been sitting here...
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BOYD:
Nicki?
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Were you talking to someone?
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Yeah, it's my secret boyfriend.
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He's hiding under the bed.
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Don't you
want to check?
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Why does everything have to be
a snotty remark with you?
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Well, according to Trish,
it's the "normal reaction"
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for not being the only girl
in my daddy's life anymore.
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Come on, Nicki,
she was being nice.
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Well, it's none of her business
how I feel about anything.
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She's not my mom.
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Nobody said anything
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about her being your mom.
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Maybe it's time
we talked this out.
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Okay, what do you
want to talk about?
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How much Trish
hates me?
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You're not going to pick
a fight to get out of this.
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We're going to hash this out
if we have to sit here
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all night.
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HAL:
Boys...
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Boys, come on,
let's be reasonable.
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This is no way
to treat your father.
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What kind of father are you?
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You're nothing but a joke,
and you're weak.
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Oh, man, are you going
to pay for that
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when your mother gets home!
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You still think
Mom's coming back
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after the way
you screwed things up?
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Dewey, what
do you think
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you're doing?
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I'm lighting
Dad on fire.
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No way. I get to do it.
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We'll all do it.
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[whimpering]
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[screaming]
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Oh, my God, honey.
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I just had the worst dream.
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The boys just...
I-I lost control of them,
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and-and you were
never coming home and...
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It was just awful.
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It's okay, sweetie.
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Go back to sleep.
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We'll spoon, okay?
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Okay.
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[gasping]
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[music playing]
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How come she's
allowed to be naked
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on the kitchen table,
and I'm not?
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Dewey, if a cop
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tells you to do something,
you do it.
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[gasping]
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What are you boys doing?
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I told you to go
to bed hours ago.
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Actually, Dad, your exact
words were just, "Go to bed."
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You didn't say, "Go to bed now."
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If you leave us
a loophole like that,
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I don't see how
this could be our fault.
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You have disrespected
my authority for the last time!
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I'm at zero tolerance!
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I keep thinking that at
some point I might be
able to trust you boys
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to do as you're told,
but I can't.
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Well, there are going to be
some big changes around here.
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Very big changes.
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Now get to bed!
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Uh, wait.
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Um...
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could you repeat that?
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My mind kind of wandered
toward the end.
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Don't push it, Reese.
You know very well what I...
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[clattering]
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[shrieks]
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Hi, Dad.
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What are you...?
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Have you been out all night?
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Trust me, it wasn't my idea
to be out this late.
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I suppose you were being
held prisoner somewhere.
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I got home
as quickly as I could.
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And besides,
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what are Reese and Dewey
still doing up?
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Don't change the subject.
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You crossed the line, mister.
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And until further notice, there
will be no TV, no computer
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and no video games because I am
at zero tolerance with you boys!
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Is that understood?!
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Zero tolerance!
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What? Did you just
roll your eyes at me?
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As long as you are
living in this house,
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I demand your respect!
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For what?
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This house is a pigsty.
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Everything in the fridge
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has expired.
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I found a piece of cake
in the shower.
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DEWEY:
That's mine.
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And now you're screaming at me
because you can't control them,
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and you know what?
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I'm sick of it.Oh, well, if that's
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the way you feel, you
know where the door is.
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I do know where the door is,
and I know how to use it!
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It's 3:00 in the morning.
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Everyone's a little upset...
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HAL:
Then go ahead
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and use it!
See if I care!
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Just turn the knob
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and pull.
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Oh, I'll turn
the knob and pull.
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Just watch me!
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Turning and pulling!
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I'm watching, but I don't
see you doing it.
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I amdoing it.
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Turn. Pull.
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And now I'm outside!
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Congratulations!
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Would you like me
to close the door?
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Yes, close the damn door!
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Thank you!
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Here comes the tearful apology.
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Three... two... one.
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[door locking]
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So exactly how many militias
is your dad in?
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These are all
of his Armageddon supplies
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for when the U.N. takes over
the banks.
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Anyways, thanks for hiding me.
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I don't know where else
I could've gone
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without somebody's parents
turning me in.
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Well, I'm gonna get some sleep.
I'll bring you a snack
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in the morning.
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You know,
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this is actually going
to be pretty cool,
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having you hiding up here
right over my bedroom.
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You're like my little secret.
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Help yourself
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to some snacks.
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Just be careful
of the trip wire.
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There's darts tipped with...
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Just be careful
of the trip wire.
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You kicked him out
of the house?
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Oh, please. He kicked himself
out of the house, Craig.
264
00:09:24,633 --> 00:09:27,187
Look, I've been through this
before with Reese and Francis.
265
00:09:27,221 --> 00:09:28,740
It never lasts long.
266
00:09:28,775 --> 00:09:30,984
When Reese was kicked out,
he spent the night on the roof
267
00:09:31,018 --> 00:09:33,262
until he got into a fight
with a pack of cats.
268
00:09:33,296 --> 00:09:35,540
So that makes it
okay that Malcolm
spent the night
269
00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:37,162
sleeping on a booze-
soaked mattress
270
00:09:37,197 --> 00:09:38,405
in some dark alley?Craig...
271
00:09:38,439 --> 00:09:40,200
Oh, my God! He's
probably dead by now!
272
00:09:40,234 --> 00:09:42,029
Malcolm can take care
of himself.
273
00:09:42,064 --> 00:09:44,618
You're right, you're right. He's
a genius, which would make him
274
00:09:44,653 --> 00:09:47,172
even more attractive
to rogue elements
in our secret weapons programs.
275
00:09:47,207 --> 00:09:48,311
How long before
276
00:09:48,346 --> 00:09:50,106
some government scientist
picks him up
277
00:09:50,141 --> 00:09:52,522
and tries to surgically
attach him to some animal?
278
00:09:52,557 --> 00:09:53,938
[groans]
279
00:09:53,972 --> 00:09:56,837
[piano playing softly]
280
00:10:03,188 --> 00:10:06,709
[music patterns matching
Francis' actions]
281
00:10:24,347 --> 00:10:25,866
[music stops]
282
00:10:25,901 --> 00:10:27,765
[music patterns begin again]
283
00:10:38,741 --> 00:10:40,640
[dramatic tune playing]
284
00:10:41,710 --> 00:10:42,711
Stop playing.
285
00:10:42,745 --> 00:10:44,920
No more piano.
286
00:10:44,954 --> 00:10:46,680
No pi-a-no!
287
00:10:46,715 --> 00:10:48,578
Just stop playing!
288
00:10:48,613 --> 00:10:50,857
Ich verstehe nicht.
289
00:10:57,001 --> 00:10:57,898
HAL:
You let me know
290
00:10:57,933 --> 00:10:59,693
if you hear anything at all.
291
00:10:59,728 --> 00:11:01,315
Oh, my God, he's been
gone for over a day.
292
00:11:01,350 --> 00:11:02,558
Where the hell is he?!
293
00:11:02,592 --> 00:11:03,697
Keep it down!
294
00:11:03,732 --> 00:11:05,906
The neighbors don't have
to know our business.
295
00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,705
How can you be smiling
right now?
296
00:11:11,740 --> 00:11:13,707
Because I just realized--
we have a free pass.
297
00:11:13,742 --> 00:11:14,777
What do you mean?
298
00:11:14,812 --> 00:11:16,779
Can't you see how
guilty Dad feels?
299
00:11:16,814 --> 00:11:19,437
He's not going to punish
anybody else for a while.
300
00:11:19,471 --> 00:11:20,921
We're bulletproof.
301
00:11:20,956 --> 00:11:23,061
What are you going
to do?
I'm not sure yet.
302
00:11:23,096 --> 00:11:25,270
This is a once-in-a-
lifetime opportunity.
303
00:11:25,305 --> 00:11:27,721
It's got to be
perfect and huge.
304
00:11:27,756 --> 00:11:32,312
I want this to be
a statement about
everything I stand for.
305
00:11:35,453 --> 00:11:37,731
Okay, watch this.
306
00:12:07,934 --> 00:12:09,659
Okay, I don't know
what happened...
307
00:12:09,694 --> 00:12:10,937
I know what happened.
308
00:12:10,971 --> 00:12:13,111
You have been riding
those horses too much.
309
00:12:13,146 --> 00:12:14,526
We have an ointment, Francis.
310
00:12:14,561 --> 00:12:16,114
You put it
on your leistengegend,
311
00:12:16,149 --> 00:12:17,667
and it will be as good as new.
312
00:12:17,702 --> 00:12:18,841
OTTO:
It's good stuff,
Francis.
313
00:12:18,876 --> 00:12:19,946
It's tingly.
314
00:12:19,980 --> 00:12:21,154
Ja.
Come on.
315
00:12:24,674 --> 00:12:27,332
[Scotch tape tearing]
316
00:12:32,855 --> 00:12:36,307
[staple gun clicking]
317
00:12:39,448 --> 00:12:40,863
Excuse me.
What?
318
00:12:40,898 --> 00:12:43,038
Uh, your poster, it's
distracting people
319
00:12:43,072 --> 00:12:45,247
from my poster, and
mine was there first.
320
00:12:45,281 --> 00:12:46,869
So? It's not your tree.
321
00:12:46,904 --> 00:12:48,975
Look, I-I'm sure that
your dog-- Milton--
322
00:12:49,009 --> 00:12:51,080
is very sweet and you
love him very much,
323
00:12:51,115 --> 00:12:52,564
but I'm looking for my son.
324
00:12:52,599 --> 00:12:53,876
An actual human being
325
00:12:53,911 --> 00:12:55,429
who's been missing
for two days.
326
00:12:55,464 --> 00:12:57,569
Now don't you think
finding a lost person
327
00:12:57,604 --> 00:12:59,571
is more important than
finding a lost dog?
328
00:12:59,606 --> 00:13:00,814
I don't know your kid,
329
00:13:00,849 --> 00:13:02,989
but from the way
my mom and dad talk,
330
00:13:03,023 --> 00:13:05,854
your whole family isn't worth
as much as my dog.
331
00:13:05,888 --> 00:13:07,234
You li...
332
00:13:07,269 --> 00:13:08,580
[chuckles]
333
00:13:08,615 --> 00:13:10,375
What's your name?
334
00:13:10,410 --> 00:13:11,342
Patrick.
Patrick.
335
00:13:11,376 --> 00:13:12,584
Let me tell you
336
00:13:12,619 --> 00:13:14,069
a little something
about your dog.
337
00:13:14,103 --> 00:13:15,242
He's gone, see?
338
00:13:15,277 --> 00:13:16,865
Some other family
has taken him in.
339
00:13:16,899 --> 00:13:18,176
And right now
that family
340
00:13:18,211 --> 00:13:21,352
is pampering Milton in ways
you never even dreamed of.
341
00:13:21,386 --> 00:13:23,181
So your dog
already loves them
342
00:13:23,216 --> 00:13:25,218
a lot more than
he ever loved you.
343
00:13:25,252 --> 00:13:26,840
And if you ever
did get him back,
344
00:13:26,875 --> 00:13:28,152
oh, he would just resent you
345
00:13:28,186 --> 00:13:30,016
until he found some
way to escape again.
346
00:13:30,050 --> 00:13:32,259
So, why don't you just
take the poster down, okay?
347
00:13:32,294 --> 00:13:33,640
Take your poster down.
348
00:13:33,674 --> 00:13:35,884
Your kid's probably
in a crack house.
349
00:13:37,161 --> 00:13:37,989
Ha!
350
00:13:38,024 --> 00:13:39,301
Ha!
351
00:13:40,164 --> 00:13:41,165
Ha!
352
00:13:41,199 --> 00:13:42,338
Ha!
353
00:13:42,373 --> 00:13:44,030
[Hal shrieks]
354
00:13:45,203 --> 00:13:48,206
[Hal panting frantically]
355
00:13:53,418 --> 00:13:55,386
Hey.
356
00:13:55,420 --> 00:13:57,284
I brought you some food.
357
00:13:57,319 --> 00:13:59,045
I can't believe I'm being
forced to live in an attic,
358
00:13:59,079 --> 00:14:00,874
living off someone else's
table scraps.
359
00:14:00,909 --> 00:14:02,807
Do you mind if I sit with you
for a little bit?
360
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,533
I'm really pissed
at my dad right now.
361
00:14:04,567 --> 00:14:05,568
You're pissed
at yourdad?!
362
00:14:05,603 --> 00:14:07,087
Could you listen for a sec?
363
00:14:07,122 --> 00:14:08,537
My dad just told me
that he's dragging me
364
00:14:08,571 --> 00:14:10,677
on some camping trip
with him and Trish.
365
00:14:10,711 --> 00:14:13,162
I can't spend an entire weekend
in a tent with that woman.
366
00:14:13,197 --> 00:14:14,543
He provoked the whole thing.
367
00:14:14,577 --> 00:14:16,096
He could've stopped
me from walking out
368
00:14:16,131 --> 00:14:17,580
of the door if he'd
really wanted to.
369
00:14:17,615 --> 00:14:19,755
Malcolm, I think it would be
a really good idea
370
00:14:19,789 --> 00:14:22,240
if you would listen to me
right now, do you understand?
371
00:14:22,275 --> 00:14:23,759
If you listen
to what I'm saying,
372
00:14:23,793 --> 00:14:25,588
then you can give it
some thought.
373
00:14:25,623 --> 00:14:27,142
And then we can talk it out
374
00:14:27,176 --> 00:14:28,902
in a way that's going
to help me.
375
00:14:28,937 --> 00:14:30,490
And then I can do the same
for you.
376
00:14:30,524 --> 00:14:31,491
Then we could have
377
00:14:31,525 --> 00:14:32,941
a conversation
that actually matters.
378
00:14:32,975 --> 00:14:35,357
No!
He had to act like a bigman.
379
00:14:35,391 --> 00:14:37,462
What was he trying to prove?
380
00:14:37,497 --> 00:14:38,981
That's it.
381
00:14:39,016 --> 00:14:40,603
That's what?
382
00:14:40,638 --> 00:14:42,157
I can't take this anymore.
383
00:14:42,191 --> 00:14:44,780
You are the most selfish,
thoughtless person
384
00:14:44,814 --> 00:14:46,092
that I have ever seen.
385
00:14:46,126 --> 00:14:48,439
From now on, I am
not your girlfriend.
386
00:14:48,473 --> 00:14:49,785
You're breaking up with me?
387
00:14:49,819 --> 00:14:51,235
You have killed
388
00:14:51,269 --> 00:14:53,789
everything I have
ever felt for you.
It's over!
389
00:14:53,823 --> 00:14:55,929
But, but what am I going to do?
390
00:14:55,964 --> 00:14:57,655
I never want to
see you again!
391
00:15:05,766 --> 00:15:07,768
HAL [over loudspeaker]:
Just come home, Malcolm.
392
00:15:07,803 --> 00:15:10,081
If you want me to apologize,
I will.
393
00:15:10,116 --> 00:15:11,807
I was wrong, and you
394
00:15:11,841 --> 00:15:13,257
were totally right
about everything.
395
00:15:13,291 --> 00:15:15,915
Geez, Dad, hold something back.
396
00:15:15,949 --> 00:15:17,744
Who cares what started all this?
397
00:15:17,778 --> 00:15:19,090
It doesn't matter.
398
00:15:19,125 --> 00:15:21,748
I just want you back
because you're my son.
399
00:15:21,782 --> 00:15:24,440
And you're the only one
in this family who has a chance
400
00:15:24,475 --> 00:15:26,408
of amounting to anything.What?
401
00:15:26,442 --> 00:15:28,513
[over speaker]:
It's not true, son.
I was just trying to...
402
00:15:28,548 --> 00:15:29,929
[turns speaker off]
403
00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:33,035
I'm just trying to
get Malcolm home.
404
00:15:33,070 --> 00:15:35,037
Ignore that last part, Malcolm.
You're our only hope.
405
00:15:35,072 --> 00:15:36,211
Please, come home.
I love you.
406
00:15:37,591 --> 00:15:40,387
[panting]
407
00:15:40,422 --> 00:15:42,562
So my dad kicked me out
of the house,
408
00:15:42,596 --> 00:15:44,357
then Nicki broke up with me.
409
00:15:44,391 --> 00:15:46,359
I don't know how long ago
it was.
410
00:15:46,393 --> 00:15:49,224
I can't remember
if these mean hours or days.
411
00:15:54,988 --> 00:15:57,128
That's Nicki.
412
00:15:57,163 --> 00:15:59,199
[panting]
413
00:15:59,234 --> 00:16:01,236
Did you hear that?
414
00:16:01,270 --> 00:16:04,515
That's her talking.
415
00:16:04,549 --> 00:16:06,344
What's she laughing about?
416
00:16:06,379 --> 00:16:08,760
She can't be laughing.
417
00:16:08,795 --> 00:16:11,453
She's not laughing,
she's crying.
418
00:16:11,487 --> 00:16:12,937
Just like my dad.
419
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:15,146
They're all suffering now.
420
00:16:15,181 --> 00:16:16,768
[chuckles deliriously]
421
00:16:22,671 --> 00:16:25,639
[music patterns
matching actions]
422
00:16:34,717 --> 00:16:39,032
Okay, Willy, here goes.
423
00:16:39,067 --> 00:16:42,725
[speaking German]
424
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:04,436
Crybaby bastard.
425
00:17:04,471 --> 00:17:05,334
[inhales sharply]
426
00:17:07,371 --> 00:17:11,030
No, I'm not going to give
you the satisfaction.
427
00:17:11,064 --> 00:17:13,135
I'm not going to get mad.
428
00:17:13,170 --> 00:17:16,104
[serene tune playing]
429
00:17:17,311 --> 00:17:19,555
Okay, Willy, you
want it, you got it!
430
00:17:23,973 --> 00:17:25,285
Come on, Willy!
431
00:17:25,319 --> 00:17:26,631
Make some music to this!
432
00:17:26,665 --> 00:17:28,668
Where's your music now, Willy?!
433
00:17:28,702 --> 00:17:31,671
Where's your music now?!
434
00:17:40,266 --> 00:17:42,923
He was... playing music...
435
00:17:42,958 --> 00:17:45,064
while I...
436
00:17:45,098 --> 00:17:47,376
did stuff.
437
00:17:58,111 --> 00:17:59,561
[choking]
438
00:17:59,595 --> 00:18:01,149
[gasping]
439
00:18:01,183 --> 00:18:03,530
[coughing harshly]
440
00:18:06,499 --> 00:18:10,330
Okay, maybe Nicki could have
at least left me a paper cup
441
00:18:10,365 --> 00:18:12,021
or something up here.
442
00:18:12,056 --> 00:18:14,438
[whimpering]:
I just wish she'd come back
to say hello.
443
00:18:14,472 --> 00:18:16,612
I miss talking to her.
444
00:18:16,647 --> 00:18:19,132
I was going to be
her little secret.
445
00:18:19,167 --> 00:18:20,444
[sniffles]
446
00:18:20,478 --> 00:18:22,308
She's so incredible.
447
00:18:22,342 --> 00:18:25,621
I can't believe
she ever liked me.
448
00:18:25,656 --> 00:18:28,107
I had Nicki and I had a family.
449
00:18:28,141 --> 00:18:29,246
What happened?
450
00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:31,834
How did it ever get like this?
451
00:18:33,146 --> 00:18:36,598
My God, I'm horrible.
452
00:18:36,632 --> 00:18:38,945
No wonder my dad kicked me out
of the house.
453
00:18:38,979 --> 00:18:41,568
I'm annoying and selfish.
454
00:18:41,603 --> 00:18:43,260
Nicki and my family are lucky.
455
00:18:43,294 --> 00:18:45,469
At least they get
to get away from me.
456
00:18:45,503 --> 00:18:48,161
I'm stuck here with myself.
457
00:18:51,647 --> 00:18:53,856
Wait a second.
458
00:18:53,891 --> 00:18:56,135
I don't have to be like this.
459
00:18:56,169 --> 00:18:57,722
I can change.
460
00:18:57,757 --> 00:19:00,277
I can totally change.
461
00:19:00,311 --> 00:19:03,590
From now on, I'll just listen
to what people say.
462
00:19:03,625 --> 00:19:06,524
I'll be friendly.
463
00:19:06,559 --> 00:19:08,940
I'll be considerate.
464
00:19:08,975 --> 00:19:10,873
[laughs]:
Yeah.
465
00:19:10,908 --> 00:19:14,601
Yeah, I like this new Malcolm.
466
00:19:16,085 --> 00:19:18,053
[sniffs]
467
00:19:18,087 --> 00:19:20,711
[groans]
468
00:19:20,745 --> 00:19:21,746
[distant murmuring]
469
00:19:21,781 --> 00:19:23,507
That's her.
470
00:19:23,541 --> 00:19:26,234
[panting]
471
00:19:27,925 --> 00:19:30,272
What's she talking about?
472
00:19:30,307 --> 00:19:32,205
That's a guy's voice.
473
00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:34,656
There's a guy in her room.
474
00:19:34,690 --> 00:19:36,589
A guy in her room!
475
00:19:36,623 --> 00:19:38,004
NICKI:
I am telling you
476
00:19:38,038 --> 00:19:39,281
he is not here!
477
00:19:40,317 --> 00:19:41,732
[yelps]
478
00:19:47,116 --> 00:19:48,290
REESE:
This moment has been
479
00:19:48,325 --> 00:19:49,912
a long time coming.
480
00:19:49,947 --> 00:19:52,639
The fruit of over two hours
of planning and labor.
481
00:19:52,674 --> 00:19:53,502
Thank you.
482
00:20:10,381 --> 00:20:13,729
Try as I might, I just can't
find a flaw in this plan.
483
00:20:15,075 --> 00:20:16,732
Behold!
484
00:20:19,114 --> 00:20:19,942
[grunts]
485
00:20:21,599 --> 00:20:23,463
[Reese screaming]
486
00:20:23,498 --> 00:20:25,258
Turn it off!
Turn it off!
487
00:20:25,293 --> 00:20:26,397
Stop it!
488
00:20:26,432 --> 00:20:28,537
Dewey, aah!
489
00:20:28,572 --> 00:20:30,194
Dewey!
490
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:32,714
Guys, come back!
491
00:20:32,748 --> 00:20:34,267
For the love of God, help me!
492
00:20:34,302 --> 00:20:35,579
Stop it!
493
00:20:37,305 --> 00:20:38,547
CRAIG:
Reese,
494
00:20:38,582 --> 00:20:39,341
what are you doing?
495
00:20:40,204 --> 00:20:42,965
[screams]
496
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,174
Whoa...
497
00:20:53,459 --> 00:20:54,805
[water running, Reese sobbing]
498
00:20:54,839 --> 00:20:56,185
Help!
499
00:20:56,220 --> 00:20:58,947
Oh, why me?
500
00:20:58,981 --> 00:21:00,604
[sighs heavily]
501
00:21:00,638 --> 00:21:02,433
Welcome home, son.
502
00:21:02,468 --> 00:21:04,573
Thanks, Dad.
503
00:21:04,608 --> 00:21:06,989
Help me!
504
00:21:07,024 --> 00:21:09,406
If it helps, this probably
would have happened
505
00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:10,545
even if Mom washere.
506
00:21:10,579 --> 00:21:11,753
Someone, please!It does help.
507
00:21:11,787 --> 00:21:13,617
I have to go to
the bathroom.
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